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Escape Kit • A One-Night Stay for Two in a Deluxe Room ($119) • Or, a Two-Night Stay for Two in a Superior Fireplace Room with Jacuzzi ($219) • Welcome Gift Upon Arrival • Daily $25 Dining Credit to The Garrick's Head Pub • La...
The perfect human would have sparkling-white teeth, minty-fresh breath, and can openers for hands. Get as close to perfection as possible with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for one teeth-whitening session (a $99 va...
Scientists agree that children are our future, which is why most children are sealed in time capsules with a flashlight and a stack of magazines. Give a child something he or she will really dig with this Groupon. Choose Between Tw...
The Escape Kit • A One-Night Stay for Two in a Two Queen Falls-Side Room, Sundays through Thursdays ($125) or Fridays ($145) from Now through June 27 • A One-Night Stay for Two in a Two Queen Falls-Side Room, Sundays through Thurs...
Mathematicians have worked to find a formula for beauty, but the best they have done is make a scatterplot that looks like Snow White. Be the fairest one of all with this Groupon. Choose from Six Options $39 for one chemical peel...
Choose Between Two Options $15 for four games of bowling and shoe rentals for two people (up to a $31 value) $30 for four games of bowling and shoe rentals for four people (up to a $62 value)
Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are helpful, often found assisting slideshow presentations and playing DVDs for people who aren't entertained by just staring at the shiny part. Let a laser do some good wi...
Relaxation is one of the elemental forces that keeps human bodies alive, along with air, water, fire, and antifire. Ease into your element with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a 45- to 60-minute personalized faci...
Golf-club designers often consult aerospace engineers to fulfill dreams of experimental-alloy drivers and converting the solar system into a nine-hole executive course. Take your game to the next frontier with this Groupon. Choose ...
Thomas Edison declared that genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, a fact he discovered while inventing the volcano. Work up a healthy sweat with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a fitness package (up to a ...
Sitting back, laughing, and chatting about your day is the best way to enjoy a haircut and the simplest way to ruin your child's clarinet recital. Get a lively look with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a haircut pa...
Smooth skin is regarded as a barometer of beauty, revered almost as much as a perfectly symmetrical face or a dewy, robust uvula. Polish your pores with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a 45- to 60-minute facial (an...
Ziplining is an exhilarating way to enjoy aerial views of nature without sucking on a helium tank until you get really big and drift away. Float above treetops with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $73.50 for a two-hour z...
Before cameras, people seeking to leave a legacy could only hope to secure their place in future textbooks by poisoning the emperor. Avoid being a mere footnote with this Groupon. $55 for a Photography Package ($205 Total Value) ...
A delicious meal leaves you feeling satisfied, like finishing a jigsaw puzzle or making a cool new jigsaw puzzle out of your parents' wedding album. Fill the empty place with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for $20 wo...
Without lasers, people would have to rely on such archaic hair-removal methods as using a straight razor or condemning each hair to death by tiny guillotine. Off with your hairs with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 fo...
Eating at restaurants delays the need to go grocery shopping or clear your stolen snowman heads out of the freezer. Keep your secrets on ice with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $12 for two lunch entrees, sandwiches, or g...
The stiff faces in turn-of-the-century photos give us a glimpse of an era before the invention of money finally made it possible to smile. Freeze your assets with this Groupon. $49 for a One-Hour Family Photo Shoot with a Framed an...
Beautiful faces are the only faces that get a chance to appear on magazine covers or in movies where high school seems fun. Get starlet fever with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for one diamond-tipped microdermabrasi...
Nail polish brightens dull fingernails, just as a drunk meteorologist brightens a dull newscast. Get everyone's attention with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one Shellac mani-pedi (a $70 value) $99 for three She...
Hypnosis is the best way to reach a trance-like state, second only to watching a plastic bowl melt in the microwave. Reach an altered state with this Groupon. $49.99 for a Smoking-Cessation or Weight-Loss Hypnosis Session (Up to $1...
It can be tough to relax, between work, family, and the unrealistic nighttime demands of your horse-headed dream boss. Escape with this Groupon. $59 for a Vichy Spa Package ($200 Value) 45-minute Vichy Spa session Body-polishing ...
A bright smile sends a message to others, such as "I care about dental hygiene" or "Look at my teeth—I didn't eat your jelly." Say it with a smile, thanks to this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for one teeth-whitening ...
Before being discovered by med spas, lasers were used exclusively for slicing turkeys during space Thanksgiving. Give thanks for lasers with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $119 for two LipoLaser treatments (a $600 value)...
The first European explorers set sail with hopes of finding new, exotic spices to placate the palates of epicurious monarchs, but all they found were heaps of inedible gold. Pick up where they left off by broadening your mouth's hor...
Before being discovered by med spas, lasers were used exclusively for slicing turkeys during space Thanksgiving. Give thanks for lasers with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for laser nail-fungus removal for one foot...
If comic books have taught us anything, it's that getting zapped with mysterious rays always gives you crime-fighting abilities—in this case, superhuman smoothness. Save the world with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $...
Like an English lady's hat catching fire at a garden party, healthy skin is positively glowing. Refine your look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for one photo facial (a $209 value) $179 for two photo facials (a ...
Buy someone a sandwich and they’ll eat for a meal; teach someone to build their own sandwich and they’ll still wish you had just bought them one. Make their dreams come true with this Groupon. $5 for $10 Worth of Sandwiches, Fr...
When used for good, lasers can correct vision, but when used for evil, they can undermine superheroes during important PowerPoint presentations. Fight the villainy of poor eyesight with this Groupon. $89 for $1,000 Toward LASIK Eye...
Getting in shape, much like speed-reading Russian literature, requires concentration and the strength to forge ahead through painful, protracted inner monologues. Forge ahead toward fitness with this Groupon. $29 for 10 Zumba Class...
Everyone wants smooth skin, except for teenage dolphins that just want to be different. Stand out with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $129 for six laser hair-removal treatments for a small area (up to a $900 value) $199 ...
Watching paint dry can make people restless, especially when the paint covers a television screen or a car's windshield. Speed into nice nails with this quick-drying Groupon. Choose from Three Options $22 for one shellac manicure...
Beauty sometimes requires assistance, which is why celebrities have personal stylists and a lot of the most famous constellations are actually CGI. Look like a star with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for a mink quic...
Aside from skincare, the only way to look young is to cut the eyes out of your grade-school photo and wear it as a mask. Get a glossy finish with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for one chemical peel (up to a $125 va...
Unlike robotic parents, a beer and a burger are a natural pair. Initiate hunger protocol with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of pub fare and drinks $20 for $40 worth of pub fare and drinks for three or...
A glowing complexion can be a sign of healthy skin or a sign that you fell asleep near a trashcan fire. Brighten up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $42 for one medi-facial (up to an $85 value) $80 for two medi-facia...