Washington DC Deals and Coupons

$22 for “Prohibition After Hours” Tour at The Crime Museum on Friday, May 31 (Up to $44 Value)

The Roaring Twenties were a time of great, doomed experiments, from Prohibition to the election of lions into Congress. Witness social engineering's consequences with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal $22 for one ticket to the Proh...

$25 for $50 Worth of Italian Cuisine at Tuscana West

Contrary to popular belief, when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a lawsuit. Enjoy Italian cuisine without fear of physical reprisal with this Groupon. $25 for $50 Worth of Italian Cuisine The extensive menu inc...

$15 for $30 Worth of Belgian Cuisine at Sur La Place

Eating international cuisine at a local restaurant bypasses many transatlantic travel woes, such as jet lag and oar splinters. Stamp your palate’s passport with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Belgian Food and Drinks The menu...

Two or Four Basic Car Washes at David's Car Wash (Up to 58% Off)

A car wash can transform your vehicle, which is useful for impressing a date or convincing the police it was a much dirtier car that drove through that science museum. Make a clean getaway with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Opti...

Admission for Four to Great Waves Waterpark (Up to 51% Off). Five Options Available.

Choose from Five Options $39 for an all-facility pass for four, valid Monday–Friday (up to a $74 value) $46 for an all-facility pass for four, valid any day (up to a $74 value) $36 for a water-park pass for four, valid Saturdayâ...

Four- or Six-Hour Spa Package with a Facial, Body Wrap, and Mani-Pedi, at LaFemme Salon & Day Spa (Up to 55% Off)

Today's modern world, with its plethora of countries, panoply of waterways, and constantly changing laws about what is and what isn't mail fraud, is as confusing as it is stressful. Get a clear definition of relaxation with this Gro...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Pizza, Wings, Burgers & Cheer (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at Maggie's Of Bethesda

In a recent survey, researchers found tapped beer is preferred nearly 5-1 over trapped bears, which require bigger mugs and don’t go down nearly as smoothly. Enjoy a bear-free brew while grazing on some fantastic grub at Maggie’s o...

$50 to Spend on Food and Drink at The Park at Fourteenth

This sleek resto-bar's wood-paneled walls and sparkling chandeliers set the scene for upscale contemporary dining. Bite into jumbo lump crab cakes, succulent filet mignon, blackened salmon, or another offering from a vast array of t...

Lawn Fertilization and Weed Control Service at Weed Man

See how green your lawn can be this summer with help from these backyard experts: • $54 ($108 value) for lawn fertilization & weed control for up to 5,000 square feet • $71 ($142 value) for lawn fertilization & weed cont...

Carpet and Couch Cleaning at JBJ Services

This Leesburg-based company uses eco-friendly solvents wherever possible to remove dirt, odors, and other issues from your carpets and upholstery, leaving them pristine: • $95 ($195 value) for a carpet cleaning (up to 20x12) and ...

Laser Toenail Fungus Removal Treatment at Elysee 360 Concierge Med Spa

Sandal season is almost here; take steps toward attaining healthier toes with help from the experts at this physician-supervised center: • $299 ($700 value) for a laser toenail fungus removal treatment • Low-level laser targets ...

Superfoods Cooking Class at Carpe Diem Wellness at 918 F Street

Long before quinoa hit specialty market shelves, the ancient Incas labelled the edible seed perfectly: "the mother of all grains." Whether you're a skeptic or a believer in the nutritional value of Earth's superfoods, check out this...

Exterior Outdoor Pest Control Treatment at InsectMist

Constantly swatting at mosquitoes and flies is a surefire way to ruin any backyard get-together. Let these pros turn your yard back into paradise using a water-based and biodegradable insecticide: • $35 ($75 value) for an exterio...

Two-Course Meal for Two at Finnegan's Sports Bar & Grill - Leesburg

Theater-size HD screens line up all your favorite sports just above the bar at this homey Irish pub. On any given night, you might catch a live music act, dominate at giant Jenga, or impress your friends with pub trivia: • $25 ($...

Partial Highlights and Women's Haircut at Salon W

Sip coffee, tea, or water while you wait for one of this salon's talented stylists to give you a stunning new look. Make an appointment Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday: • $87 ($175 value) for partial highlights and a wom...

BYOB River Tubing + BBQing + Transportation at River Tubing: LivingSocial Original

Log off your computer and join a real-life social network with this refreshing offer for a day of BYOB tubing down the Potomac River at Harpers Ferry, followed by a BYOB catered mountain barbecue with games and round-trip transporta...

One, Two, or Three Housecleaning Sessions from Metro General Staffing Group (Up to 61% Off)

Despite all our advanced technology, we still use brooms to sweep floors, rags to wash windows, and old-timey banjos to entertain us while we clean. Whistle while someone else works with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $5...

$49 for $169 Worth of Framing Services at K.H. Art & Framing

Frames are perfect for preserving a memory, or for breaking over your head to erase a memory. Get in the right frame of mind with this Groupon. $49 for $169 Worth of Framing Services Skilled artisans craft custom frames from a sel...

Italian Food for Lunch or Dinner, or a Family-Style Dinner for Four at Argia’s (Up to 51% Off)

Ancient Italians were renowned for eating every part of the angels they hunted—even the hair. Enjoy divine flavor with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for $30 worth of Italian food at lunch $30 for $60 worth of Itali...

Juniors’ Tennis Clinics for Beginner, Intermediate, or Tournament Players at Bethesda Tennis Academy (Up to 59% Off)

Tennis rackets were originally made of wood, which wasn't ideal, since tennis balls were originally made of fire. Feel the heat of competition with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for two-week participation in the Up a...

Admission for One or Two to Eat-Drink-Go Local Food and Wine Festival on June 15 from Maryland Wine (Up to 52% Off)

True wine connoisseurs teach themselves to distinguish varietals, identify flawed bottles, and cry pure chardonnay. Become one with the grape with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for admission for one (up to a $25 va...

Zipline Canopy Tour for One or Two at Spring Mountain Adventures (Up to 53% Off). Four Options Available.

Ziplining is an exhilarating way to enjoy aerial views of nature without sucking on a helium tank until you get really big and drift away. Float above treetops with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $45 for a Full Monty Cano...

Two-Night Stay with Dining and Wine Package at Chimney Hill Estate & The Ol' Barn Inn in Lambertville, NJ

19th-Century Country Estate with Homemade Breakfast Every morning at Chimney Hill Estate & The Ol' Barn Inn, innkeepers Rich and Terry Anderson prepare a fresh homemade breakfast showcasing seasonal ingredients. Sometimes it's ...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Casual Italian Dining (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at Uncle Charlie's Pizzeria & Restaurant

As if the Brooklyn Bridge herself stretched out and reached across the mid-Atlantic region to Northern Virginia, Uncle Charlie’s Pizzeria gives Springfield residents access to New York’s finest pizza and more. Drive on in tonight ...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Authentic Mexican Cuisine (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at El Paso Mexican Restaurant

Grab your sombrero (and your amigos, too) and head south of the border with this delicioso DoubleTake Deal that’s sure to help you keep some pesos in your pocket: get $15 of authentic Mexican cuisine at El Paso Mexican Restaurant. ...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Casual Dining (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at Kate's Irish Pub

Got any Irish in you? Want some? At Kate’s Irish Pub, they’re waiting to welcome you with a pint o’ Irish hospitality and to fill you with traditional Gaelic gastronomic delights. This DoubleTake Deal is sure to tickle your fancy ...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Authentic Persian Cuisine (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at Moby Dick

Stow away your peglegs and sextants, Ol’ Captain of the Beltway. Ye need naught but your wits about ye to recognize the feast that blows your way like the scent of saffron on the trade winds. Moby Dick’s House of Kabob has served ...

2 Tickets to "Becky Shaw" at Round House Theatre

Romantic entanglements and rampant social climbing make for hilarious catastrophes in the hit off-Broadway play "Becky Shaw." With this offer, scoop up a pair of Orchestra or Center Balcony tickets to this acclaimed work staged at t...

X Ambassadors + Gemini Club Concert at All Things Go at 918 F Street

Catch two of the entertainment industry's most buzz-worthy acts with this offer from All Things Go: $15 for a General Admission ticket to see X Ambassadors and Gemini Club live at LivingSocial's 918 F Street on Saturday, June 8. ...

20 Units of Botox or One Area of Dysport at Heron's Wellness Centers

Renew your visage at this medically supervised center, which offers patients the latest and greatest anti-aging treatments: • $149 ($350 value) for 20 units of Botox or one area of Dysport • Results can last up to four months •...

$30 to Spend on Sushi, Asian Tapas, and More at Zen Bistro Wine Bar

Centered around a sleek black bar contrasted with splashes of red throughout the restaurant and complete with a spacious outdoor patio, this spot has a modern, laid back vibe and a fun menu of Asian small plates like tempura asparag...

$50 or $20 to Spend on Italian Cuisine at Argia's

A welcoming, casual spot offering everything you'd want in a neighborhood trattoria, this terracotta-colored eatery has earned accolades from The Washington Post for its Northern Italian fare: • $25 for $50 to spend on food and n...

Three-Course Italian Dinner with Wine for Two or Four or Two-Course Lunch for Two at Ristorante i Ricchi (Up to 58% Off)

Italy is easily identified from space thanks to its boot-like shape and the "Italy" label Napoleon had stenciled on the southern Alps. Taste well-defined cuisine with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for a three-course...

Fishing Trip for One or Two Aboard the Miss Chesapeake Beach (Up to 54% Off)

Fishing is the only sport where you're allowed to consume your opponent, not counting baseball before 1971. Catch a bite with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for a fishing trip for one, valid Monday, Wednesday, Thursd...

One, Two, or Three Brazilian Waxes at New Look Day Spa & Laser (Up to 60% Off)

Hair removal can be tricky, especially if the hair is somehow connected directly to your skin through some nefarious prank of nature. Vanquish skin vandalism with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $32 for one Brazilian wax ...

Zipline Tour and All-Day Tubing for Two, Four, or Six at Harpers Ferry Adventure Center (Up to 61% Off)

Ziplining is an exhilarating way to enjoy aerial views of nature without sucking on a helium tank until you get really big and drift away. Float above treetops with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $109 for a zipline and a...

Mani/Pedi, Full Highlights, or Express Facial at Sun Cuts Hair Salon and Spa

Liven up your look with help from the pros at Sun Cuts Hair Salon and Spa, a Chantilly salon featuring creative stylists who each boast more than six years of experience: • $22 ($44 value) for a mani/pedi with sugar scrub • $39 ...

Virginia Hot Springs Resort at The Homestead

Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for Two in a Preferred Resort Room ($410) or a Preferred Homestead Suite ($585), Sundays through Thursdays • Two Activity Vouchers (One per Guest per Stay) • Daily Self-Parking or Valet Parking ...

Vehicle Maintenance and Inspection Package at Charles Automotive

You've got a lot riding on your car's four wheels, so ensure your auto can go the distance with a maintenance package at Charles Automotive, located minutes from the White Flint Metro station: • $20 ($60 value) for a maintenance ...

Award-Winning Jacó Resort at Villas Caletas

Escape Kit • A Three- ($479), Four- ($639), or Five-Night ($779) Stay for Two in a Villa Room • Or, a Three- ($629), Four- ($879), or Five-Night ($1,029) Stay for Two in a Junior Suite The Destination On Costa Rica's Pacific c...

$49 for a 60-Minute Therapeutic Massage at Foundation Fitness ($100 Value)

A sore back can make everyday tasks harder, from crawling out of bed in the morning to sewing yourself into bed at night. Add relaxation to your routine with this Groupon. $49 for a 60-Minute Therapeutic Massage ($100 Value) In a ...

DC Zombie Crawl for Two or Four on Saturday, May 25 (Up to 58% Off)

Zombies tap into humanity's two greatest human fears: wandering aimlessly through life among the equally forsaken masses, and fire. Run toward the fear with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for two registrations in th...

$20 for $40 Worth of Sushi and Japanese Cuisine at Nikko Sushi & Hibachi

Sushi brings together two things commonly thrown at weddings—rice and raw fish. Celebrate a beautiful union with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Sushi and Japanese Cuisine Specialty rolls include the Honey Dew—tuna, salmon,...

Mani-Pedi or Cut, Conditioning, and Color with Optional Eyebrow Wax and Mani-Pedi at Figuroes Salon (Up to 65% Off)

A new hairstyle can transform your entire appearance, assuming that you are buried up to your head in quicksand. Look great from top to bottom with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for one mani-pedi (a $60 value) $69 f...

One Month of Swimming Lessons for One or Two Kids or a Two-Hour Party for Up to 15 at Swim-U (Up to 67% Off)

Swimming lets kids experience the buoyancy formerly known only to bobbing apples and inflatable witches. Let your fledglings float with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for four swimming lessons in one month for one ch...

One or Two Groupons, Each Good for One Turf-Field Rental and Two Batting-Cage Rentals at Raider's Edge (Up to 52% Off)

Like advertising, baseball and softball rely on great pitches, a loyal fan base, and the power of grown men in animal costumes to sway public opinion. Endorse America's pastime with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79.99...

One-Hour Swedish or Aromatherapy Massage at A Nu Yu Massage

Give yourself a much-needed respite from stress with a visit to A Nu Yu Massage, a tranquil Reston studio led by a skilled massage therapist with more than ten years of experience: • $45 ($90 value) for a 1-hour Ultimate Swedish ...

Sean Patton Comedy Show at Sean Patton at 918 F Street

From Caroline's to the Gotham to the Comedy Cellar, Sean Patton has had 'em rolling in the aisles all across the country. Now, this New York- and LA-based comedian (by way of New Orleans) is hitting to the stage at LivingSocial's 91...

One Month of Unlimited Fitness and Dance Classes at Roda Movements

Founded with a focus on martial arts and dance from Brazil and Latin America, this studio achieved such a loyal following that it expanded to incorporate movements from all over the world. Shake up your workout here: • $39 ($100 ...

$10 for $20 Worth of Art Supplies at Plaza Artist Materials & Picture Framing

The right art supplies can turn a blank canvas into a beautiful painting or a blank stare into a look of abject horror. Dress things up with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Art Supplies Products include Gamblin Artist's Oil Col...

One or Two Groupons, Each Good for $20 Worth of Tea and Treats at SiTea

Tea leaves really come to life when you add hot water, just like steam engines and sea monkeys. Witness a steep transformation with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of teas and treats $19 for two Groupon...

10 or 20 Krav Maga Classes at Silverback Academy

The only area school with two Israeli certified krav maga black belts teaching, Silverback Academy can help you master this highly effective self defense system favored by the Israeli Defense Forces: • $49 ($150 value) for 10 kra...

Two Brazilian Waxes at Express Waxing

With seven years of experience as a skincare professional, Express Waxing owner Sarah Pich understands that a fast and personalized experience is key to keeping clients happy: • $50 ($100 value) for two Brazilian waxes • Choice ...

SmartLipo Treatment and Consultation at Atlantis Medical Wellness Center

Led by board-certified physician Benjamin Gonzalez, MD, this practice can help you achieve better health and a better shape: • $999 ($2,500 value) for a SmartLipo treatment and consultation • Valid for arms, waist, upper abdomen...

Prix Fixe Dinner for Two at The Fox's Den Tavern

Using ingredients sourced from local butchers and farmers, this homey restaurant -- occupying one of the oldest buildings in historic Middleburg -- overflows with charm: • $39 ($80 value) for a prix fixe dinner for two • Include...

$49 for an Exam and $175 Toward Prescription Polycarbonate Lenses and Designer Frames at Oliver Opticians ($260 Value)

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, which hampers investigations into the underground eye trade. Invest in your ocular assets with this Groupon. $49 for an Eye Exam and $175 Toward Prescription Polycarbonate and High-Ind...

One, Two, or Three Organic ThermaFuse Hair Straightening Treatments at Kenny's Hair Salon (Up to 61% Off)

After leaving office, presidents have to readjust to normal life, where there's no vice president to wash their hair every morning. Get a stately head with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $149 for one organic ThermaFuse s...

Three-Hour BYOB Painting Class for One or Two at FR Designs (Half Off)

Paintings are a window into the artist's thoughts, from Pollock's chaotic canvases to the little frowny faces on each star in Starry Night. Paint it out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for a three-hour Sip &...

Indian and Nepalese Cuisine at Himalayan Heritage (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Though India and Indiana are roughly the same word, their culinary offerings are worlds apart. Find out the difference two letters make with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of Indian and Nepalese dinner...

Los Cabos Suite + Dinner for 2 at Marbella Suites en la Playa

Escape Kit • A Four- ($299), Five- ($374), or Six-Night ($449) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Garden-View Suite • Or, a Four- ($399), Five- ($499), or Six-Night ($599) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Partial Ocean View Suite • One R...

All-Inclusive Puerto Vallarta Resort at Vamar Vallarta All Inclusive Marina & Beach Resort

Escape Kit • A Three- ($300), Four- ($400), Five- ($500), or Six-Night ($600) Stay for Two in a Standard or Superior Room From Now to July 4; and August 16 to December 20 • Or, a Three- ($353), Four- ($470), Five- ($588), or Six-N...

Boutique Costa Rican Resort at Hotel Byblos Resort and Casino

The Escape Kit • A Four-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $100 Food Credit ($449) • A Five-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $120 Food Credit ($559) • A Six-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $140 Food Credit ($6...

Oceanfront Boutique Resort at Sandy Haven Luxury Boutique Hotel

The Escape Kit • A Four- ($419) or Five-Night ($500) Stay for Two in a Superior Garden View Room • Or, a Four- ($700) or Five-Night ($875) Stay for Two in an Ocean Front Room • Daily Continental Breakfast and Mimosas • Combine ...

All-Inclusive St. Lucia Resort at Smuggler's Cove St. Lucia

Escape Kit • A Four- ($879) or Six-Night ($1,319) Stay for Two in a Garden-View Suite Between Now and June 30 or September 1 to 30 • Or, a Four- ($999) or Six-Night ($1,499) Stay for Two in a Garden-View Suite Between July 1 and A...

Beachfront Caribbean Hotel at San Juan Water Beach Club Hotel

Escape Kit • A Three-Night Stay for Two in an Atmosphere King Room ($398) • Or, a Four-Night Stay for Two in an Atmosphere King Room ($521) • Or, a Five-Night Stay for Two in an Atmosphere King Room ($639) • Daily Continental Br...

Six Laser Hair Removal Treatments at McLean Laser Hair Removal Center

Under the leadership of medical director Dr. Shore Armani, this center's medical assistant Vahideh Tajallaie and staff have performed more than 11,500 successful treatments. With their help, you can make strides toward silky-smooth ...

Bluetooth Keyboard for iPad Mini at GadgetsFactory.com

Respond to work emails or kick back and watch streaming video on the go with this versatile accessory. The external keyboard wirelessly connects to your iPad Mini and doubles as a stand for easy viewing: • $28 ($56 value) for a m...

Vitamin C Facial and Microdermabrasion at BellaEsthetic

Give your complexion a nourishing boost at this Chevy Chase skincare center, which uses state-of-the-art technology to renew skin and leave you feeling more confident: • $69 ($140 value) for a vitamin C facial and microdermabrasi...

Tickets to Speed Dating Events at SpeedDC Dating

Your pockets are overflowing with business cards, but you're looking for more than another power lunch. If you're searching for connections that are a little more personal, put those networking skills to the test with this deal from...

Yoga Boat Cruise + Vita Coco at Yoga Boat Cruise: LivingSocial Original

The standard seafaring uniform in Annapolis may be white pants, a navy jacket, and a midshipman's cap, but we think yoga pants are just as appropriate... especially when it comes to this offer. Pay $49 ($100 value) for a two-hour mo...

Extreme Whitewater Weekend Getaway at Whitewater Rafting: LivingSocial Original

Keep pace with the season -- and get a real rush while you're at it -- with this fast-moving offer: a two-night weekend whitewater rafting and camping trip in the West Virginia wilderness. On select weekends in June, July, and Au...

"No Man's Land" or "Caesar and Dada" by WSC Avant Bard (Up to 48% Off). 13 Shows Available.

Going to the theater lets you take in dramatic scenes at a safe distance, much like listening to your neighbors argue about how to pronounce "gnocchi." Hide behind the fourth wall with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal WSC Avant Ba...

$2,899 for a Complete Invisalign Treatment at Pal Family Dentistry in Reston ($6,000 Value)

Teeth lose their positions unless directed by an orthodontist or an angry choreographer shouting into a megaphone. Keep your teeth coordinated with this Groupon. $2,899 for Complete Invisalign Treatment ($6,000 Value) Upon assessi...

Knitting Classes at Knitting101.org (Up to 56% Off). Five Options Available.

Knitting circles were once a popular place to exchange rumors about the area's handsomest fireman, which of the neighboring towns' mayors were secretly left-handed, and the fate of the Crumb brothers. Get your finger on the pulse an...

60-Minute Massage for One or Two, or 60-Minute Massage for One with Reflexology at New Ageless Massage (Up to 51% Off)

Getting massages is a healthy practice, unlike alphabetizing your flaws in a filing cabinet labeled "Shame Box." Adopt a good habit with this Groupon. Choose From Three Options $45 for one 60-minute individual massage (a $90 valu...

One or Three Formostar Infrared Body Wraps at Anne Penman Laser Therapy in Fredericksburg (Up to 67% Off)

Exposing yourself to infrared heat is an effective way to burn calories, much like exposing yourself to law enforcement and then running away very, very quickly. Feel the heat with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for...

Picnic with Basket, Tour, Glasses, and Gift-Shop Credit for Two or Four at Miracle Valley Vineyard (Up to 55% Off)

Wines are often named for their region of origin, such as Burgundy, Bordeaux, or Tightly Sealed Bin on Windowsill. Send taste buds traveling with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a picnic for two with a picnic bas...

Vegas Resort + Show at Bally's Las Vegas

Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for Two in a North Tower Deluxe King Room, Sundays through Thursdays ($150) or Fridays and Saturdays ($270) • Two Show Tickets to Jubilee! • $30 Food and Beverage Credit for Bally's Restaurants and ...

Jackson Lake Cottages at Grand Teton Lodge Company

Escape Kit • A Three-Night Stay for Two in a Patio Cottage at Jackson Lake Lodge ($583) • Or, a Three-Night Stay for Two in a Classic Cottage at Jackson Lake Lodge ($793) • Daily Breakfast for Two at the Pioneer Grill • Scenic C...

Virginia Hot Springs Resort at The Homestead

Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for Two in a Preferred Resort Room ($410) or a Preferred Homestead Suite ($585), Sundays through Thursdays • Two Activity Vouchers (One per Guest per Stay) • Daily Self-Parking or Valet Parking Th...

Shenandoah Inn + Wine Tastings at Mimslyn Inn

Escape Kit • A One-Night Stay for Two in a Historic Room, Sundays through Thursdays ($117) • Or, a Two-Night Stay for Two, Sundays through Fridays ($209) • Wine Tasting for Two with Local Virginia Wines at The Mimslyn • Two Souv...

Poconos Spa + Massage at Deerfield Spa

Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for One ($342) or Two Guests ($605) in the Main House • Daily Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner • One 50-Minute Massage per Guest • Access to Fitness Programs, Hikes, Lectures, and More The Destinat...

Three Autocross Laps in a Ferrari or Lamborghini at Imagine Lifestyles

You dream of living your life in the fast lane, but the daily carpool commute in a sluggish sedan isn't quite satisfying your need for speed. Rev things up with today's deal from Imagine Lifestyles, where you'll pay $149 to take thr...

$20 to Spend on Pizza and More at Joe's Place Pizza & Pasta

Dig into bubbling-hot thin-crust and deep-dish pizzas, a hot veal parmigiana sub, or homestyle gnocchi at this Arlington favorite that has been serving the area since 1978: • $10 for $20 to spend on food and non-alcoholic drinks ...

Baseball Ticket Package for Four at Bethesda Big Train Baseball

Boasting some of the best NCAA college players in the country, the Bethesda Big Train is poised for an exciting 2013 season. Get your family in on the fun: • $19 ($43 value) for a baseball package for four • Includes two adult a...

Three-Course Italian Dinner for Two at Chef Tony's

Downtown Bethesda might be a haven for culinary aficionados, but only Chef Tony's on St. Elmo Avenue delights diners with exciting new seafood and tapas options on a daily basis: • $50 ($100 value) for a 3-course prix-fixe dinner...

Week of Summer Camp at Village Montessori School

This school follows the Montessori philosophy, stressing learning for young children through sharing objects, communicating courteously with peers, and lots of interactive fun like arts and crafts, singing, movement, water activitie...

Five-Day Robo Summer Camp at EnCampus

Getting kids excited about learning isn't tough -- after all, it's hard to imagine something more fun than building your own robot and watching it come to life: • $199 ($475 value) for a five-day robo summer camp • Using kid-fri...

Winery Tour and Picnic for Two at Philip Carter Winery

Situated in the rolling hills of Fauquier County, this vineyard offers a lush, romantic setting of pastoral meadows, primordial forests, and gentle slopes just begging for a picnic blanket: • $34 ($85 value) for a winery tour and...

Summer Soccer Clinic at Conteh Soccer Academy

Led by former DC United player and 30-year soccer pro Abdul T. Conteh, this soccer school is dedicated to helping kids hone their skills in a fun and challenging environment: • $125 ($250 value) for a summer soccer clinic • Offe...

30-Day Passport Membership at Washington Sports Clubs

Give your workouts new meaning with this deal from Washington Sports Clubs, offering you several area locations to get serious about getting in shape: • $24 ($49 value) for a 30-day Passport Membership • Access to state-of-the-a...

One or Two Hot-Stone Massages with Wild Rose Facial Cleanse and Gift Card at The Spa Room (Half Off)

When preparing for hot-stone massages, therapists pick out the smoothest river stones for placement on tense muscles and the most misshapen ones for throwing off the bridge later. Keep your aura in working order with this Groupon. ...

River and Wine Rendezvous Cruise with Drinks for One or Two from Capital Yacht Charters (53% Off)

Contrary to popular belief, boats are actually much safer than cars, which inexplicably sink every time you drive them on water. Take a proper water road ride with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a River and Wine...

$25 for a $50 Gift Card at Golfsmith

$25 for $50 Golfsmith Gift Card The massive in-store inventory of golf equipment and accessories includes items such as golf balls from Nike ($15.99+) and Callaway ($15.99+), drivers, including Callaway X-hot ($299.99), and golf ba...

One or Three Chemical Peels at DSI MedSpa (Up to 77% Off)

Like onions and allegories, the surface layer of the human face must be stripped away before the poignant beauty beneath can elicit reluctant tears. Expose your hidden pulchritude with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49...

In-Office Teeth Whitening for One with Optional Teeth Desensiting, or for Two at DaVinci Teeth Whitening (Up to 70% Off)

In the future, teeth will contain microchips—called molar panels—that collect the sun's energy to power gum chewing and forced smiling during awkward encounters with former bosses and guidance counselors. Benefit from current te...

Cut with Blowout or Three Blowouts at Hugo Salon and Spa (Up to 62% Off)

A hairstyle is often the first thing you notice about other people, unless their pupils have little mouths. See a new look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a haircut with blowout (a $120 value) $74 for three...

Air Duct Cleaning and System Check at VClean

Prevent your vents from pumping out dust and allergens with this deal from VClean: • $45 ($185 value) for an air duct cleaning and system check • Includes up to seven vents, one return, and one main • This BBB-accredited busi...

Two Rooms of Carpet Cleaning at Discount Carpet Care

Cutting down on dirt, dust, and allergens in your carpets can make for a healthier home. Let the technicians at Discount Carpet Care help clear the air as they clean your fibers with this deal: • $49 ($99 value) for two rooms of ...

$125 Toward Pest Control Treatment at Superior Pest Management

Take action against pests with the help of these skilled pros known for their comprehensive inspections and speedy execution of service: • $49 for $125 to spend on pest control treatments • Includes an initial pest control inspe...

18-Holes of Golf with Cart & Unlimited Range Balls at War Admiral Course at Glen Riddle Golf Club

Take in the lush beauty of Worcester County's tidal marsh on this par-72 course -- but don't get too comfortable; the scenic ponds dotting the property work in tandem with rugged bunkers to produce a challenging game: • $69 ($149...

Three or Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at GentleLase Center (Up to 73% Off)

Lasers control hair growth without the need for primitive tactics such as shaving, waxing, or screaming at the hairs until they fall out. Save your voice with this Groupon. Choose from Six Options $99 for three laser hair-removal...

$25 for $50 Worth of Pan-Asian Cuisine and Drinks at Asian Spice

A well-rolled piece of sushi won't fall apart when you try to pick it up, unlike the pile of leaves you briefly thought was a baby. Keep it together with this Groupon. $25 for $50 Worth of Pan-Asian Cuisine and Drinks The menu fea...

$2,500 for LASIK Laser Eye Surgery on Both Eyes at LasikPro ($5,000 Value)

Imperfect vision results from hereditary predisposition or long afternoons spent staring at the fiery rays of a light saber. Harness the power of a more effective laser with this Groupon. $2,500 for LASIK Laser Eye Surgery on Both ...

One or Three Mani-Pedis at Amazing Grace Beauty Salon (Up to 56% Off)

Your clean, polished nails might be the first thing your new boss notices during your first handshake, even if you're on fire. Make an impression with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one mani-pedi (a $60 value) $...

18-Hole Round of Golf for One or Two on the Man O’War Course at Glen Riddle Golf Club (Up to 63% Off)

When Atlantis fell, the only survivors were its golfers, whose vast knowledge of water hazards saw them to safety. Hone game-saving skills with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a round of golf for one (up to a $12...

Indian Cuisine for Two or Four at Rangoli (Half Off)

Indian cuisine spans a range of flavors: from the spicy taste of vindaloo to the mild taste of rice pudding to the supermild taste of a folded napkin you put all the way in your mouth. Taste real Indian food with this Groupon. Choo...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Casual Dining (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at JW & Friends Restaurant & Drivers Lounge

Like fairy tales, meals should have an exciting beginning, thrilling middle and satisfying ending, preferably with a moral and some bacon thrown in as well. Dreams do come true with JW & Friends. Join this DoubleTake Deal and get $1...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Fine Indian Cuisine (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at India Garden

Word around your molars is that your tastebuds are bored and thinking of leaving if you don’t soon put something a lot more exciting on your tongue. At Indian Garden, those tastebuds will forget their wanderlust as they experience...

$40 For $80 Toward Any Salon, Nail Or Spa Service at Edge Salon & Spa

Putting off getting your hair done for too long will only lead to the inevitable: seeing your high school crush and his perfect, fresh-from-the-salon wife. Eww. With help from this DoubleTake Deal, you can avoid embarrassing run-ins...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Thai Dinner Cuisine (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at Cee Fine Thai Dining

Like the plot of a Gilligan’s Island episode, Thai food features a lot of Ginger, coconuts, and nutty adventure. Cee Fine Thai Dining specializes in the sometimes-delicate, sometimes-bold, always incredible flavors of Thai cuisine. ...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Korean Dinner Cuisine & Sushi (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at Burke Garden

Amongst world cuisines, only the Amish can give the Koreans a run for the title of “Best Use Of Cabbage,” but they ultimately fall short due to the difficulty involved in eating pork and sauerkraut with chopsticks. Celebrate the sa...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Mexican Cuisine (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at Mi Hacienda

In the same way that finding an isolated beach or a smoothly flowing highway can be difficult, locating a Mexican restaurant with a casual atmosphere, reasonable prices and an accommodating staff can be a real head-scratcher. Mi Hac...

$10 For $20 Worth Of Great Mexican & Latin American Cuisine at Tijuana's Mexican Cafe

Despite the inherent perks of being an Aztec deity, all the lengthy rituals in one’s honor provided little more than grumbling bellies and meals needing constant reheating. Keep your comida from cooling at Tijuana’s Mexican Café; ...

Admission to Crime Museum + Book at Crime Museum

In a city synonymous with backroom dealing, there's a fine line between cool and criminal. Get in on all the mischief at the Crime Museum. Here, serious sleuths can learn about law enforcement techniques used to nail crooks, how inv...

5K or 15K Obstacle-Course Rebel Race with Optional Camping on Saturday, June 22 (Up to 53% Off)

Running a race is a great way to challenge your physical and mental stamina, just like playing badminton against Alex Trebek. Test your limitations with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $42 for entry to the 5K Rebel Race ...

$25 for $50 Worth of Authentic Russian Food, Caviar, and Vodka at Russia House

$25 for $50 Worth of Authentic Russian Food, Caviar, and Vodka Authentic Russian entrees and a selection of caviar ($55–$195) cozy up to Russia House’s extensive drink menu, which boasts more than 50 varieties of vodka, plus Ru...

One, Two, or Three Brazilian Bikini Sugarings or Waxes at Sunrise Hair Studio & Sue's Skin Care Center (Up to 67% Off)

Constantly plucking body hair is one of life's most tedious and futile chores, like cleaning feathers from a wind tunnel or vacuuming the vacuum. Foil your follicles once and for all with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $...

Two, Four, or Six Microdermabrasion Facials at New Look Day Spa & Laser (Up to 79% Off)

You can learn a lot about people by looking at their faces, such as how they feel about your jokes or whether they have a face, too. Refresh your visage with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for two microdermabrasion f...

$20 for Two Tickets and a Hat to a Frederick Keys Home Game at Harry Grove Stadium (Up to $44 Value)

Because baseball games are no longer used to settle land disputes and damages from horse collisions, they've become the battleground for deciding which U.S. city will be the first to move to the moon. Catch a nation-changing showdow...

$20 for $40 Worth of Belgian Cuisine at Mannequin Pis

Mussels, like sealed envelopes of election returns, can be opened only with steam or a letter opener sharpened on the steps of the state capitol. Set aside your desire to pry with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Belgian Cuisine ...

$10 For $20 Worth Of Tea & Menu Items at Abunawas Tea Gourmet

As the world’s second most consumed beverage (kind of hard to beat out water), tea is more than just leaves soaked in water. Abunawas Tea Gourmet is just the place to sample for yourself and see just what the rest of the world loves...

Midtown Manhattan Hotel + Wine at Night Hotel Times Square

The Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for Two in a Queen Room from June 1 through July 31, 2013 ($423) or from August 1 through August 31, 2013 ($448) • Bottle of Wine and Chocolates • In-Room Wi-Fi The Destination Iconic sky...

All-Inclusive Dominican Resort at Be Live Grand Marien

The Escape Kit • A Three- ($369), Four- ($525), or Five-Night ($655) Stay for Two in a Superior Deluxe Room • All Inclusive of Meals, Alcoholic and Non-Alcoholic Beverages, Taxes, and Fees • Combine Unlimited Vouchers for an Exte...

Deep-Tissue Massage or Acupressure Massage with Reflexology at East Wing Spa (Up to 51% Off)

Getting a massage when your muscles ache is a no-brainer, like signing a guy named Michael Bestseller to a publishing contract. You can't go wrong with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a 60-minute acupressure mass...

Bethesda Big Train Baseball Game for Two Adults or Two Adults and Two Kids at Shirley Povich Field (Up to 55% Off)

Statistics help fans analyze a baseball player's career, from quantifying a slugger's batting average to measuring a right fielder's apathy. See numbers come to life with this GrouponLive deal to see a Bethesda Big Train game at Shi...

Belly Dancing + Bellini at Sahara Dance at 918 F Street

Certain Colombian songstresses have shown the beauty of a swiveling hip to the world. To get your own middle in motion, sashay over to LivingSocial's 918 F Street with this offer: $29 for admission to a introduction to belly dancing...

One or Two Shellac Manicures with Paraffin Treatments at Solar Nails (Up to 51% Off)

Manicures are a good way to thank your hands for all the words they've typed and babies they've delivered. Show your gratitude with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for a Shellac manicure with a paraffin treatment (a ...

Dental Checkup, Zoom! Teeth Whitening, or Both at Ashburn Dental Care (Up to 80% Off)

Having white teeth is part of the American dream, along with having two beautiful, self-sufficient toddlers. Have something to smile about with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for a dental exam, basic cleaning, and x-...

One, Two, or Three Brazilian Waxes at Nouvelle Salon (Up to 55% Off)

Hair removal can be difficult, especially the residual patches left over from your past life as a badger. Clear things up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $32 for one Brazilian wax (a $65 value) $59 for two Brazilian ...

DJing with Biz Markie Presented by Stanton at Biz Markie at 918 F Street

DJing used to be all about vinyl, but these days the MP3 reigns supreme. With this experience from LivingSocial's 918 F Street, hone your digital DJing skills with acclaimed rapper and TV personality Biz Markie. The hip-hop laurea...

Kayaking or Canoeing, Tubing, and Biking for One, Two, or Four from River & Trail Outfitters (Up to 55% Off)

The quick pace of cycling makes people feel like they're flying, whereas actual flying feels more like sitting on a bench. Spread your wings with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $34 for a full-day canoeing or kayaking, tu...

Shellac Manicure, or Keratin Hair Treatment with Optional Haircut at Salon DNA (Up to 58% Off)

Having unkempt hair can make you appear disoriented and unhinged during job interviews, first dates, and shouting matches with the neighbor's bush. Keep it together with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $149 for a keratin ...

Thai-Yoga Massage or Malee Signature-Deluxe Massage with Reflexology at Malee Thai Massage & Bodywork (Up to 51% Off)

Certain muscles can get overworked, much like the moms in commercials. Tune out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a 90-minute traditional Thai-yoga bodywork-massage session with hand-and-foot reflexology (a $1...

MixTape Festival with Train and New Kids on the Block at Hersheypark Stadium, July 26–27 (Up to 59% Off)

Being the lead singer of a famous band requires nerves of steel, a surplus of swagger, and the patience to endure Cleveland's rambling, uncomfortably personal answer to "How you doin' tonight, Cleveland?" Catch master showmen in the...

$20 For $40 Worth Of Authentic Indian Cuisine at Cafe Taj Indian Cuisine

If it’s been some time since you’ve felt like a puffed-up poppadom, inflate your flat-breaded nature at Cafe Taj with this DoubleTake Deal, good for $40 worth of authentic Indian cuisine. From the exotic ambience to the incredible...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Argentinian Cuisine at Chimichurri Restaurant & Bakery

The legendary works of Argentinian author Jorge Luis Borges evoke magical, fantastical worlds where laws of physics and reason bend to the will of the storytelling. But nothing could be so bone-chillingly fictional and surreal as di...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Wine And Deli at Bethesda Market

In a recent study, wining was favored over whining by an overwhelming majority, while those on the losing side predictably complained in a whimpering, annoying sort of way. Be content with this DoubleTake Deal, good for $30 toward ...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Authentic Chinese Food (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at China King

While you don’t have a palace and armed guards at the drawbridge (no, your terrier yapping at the mailman hardly counts), you too can feel like a great emperor when you visit China King in Silver Spring. They have dozens of excellen...

$60 For Partial Highlights & Haircut Exclusively With Owner Mancini ($120 Value) at Mancini de Paris

More desirable than partial headlights, though only slightly less likely to arouse the attention of lawmen, partial highlights will have you shining radiantly both day and night. Stay on the right side of both local and fashion poli...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Thai Cuisine at Bangkok Bistro

Zip ties, neck ties, and mai tais are all more popular than scoreless ties, though even when combined, they can’t collectively match the perfection that is Thai food. Secure some serious savings with this DoubleTake Deal, good for...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Peruvian Style Chicken & More at A-Nine Rotisserie Chicken

The very first Peruvian restaurant was situated high atop mountain peaks in the fabled Incan city of Machu Picchu. The aroma of that first batch of expertly spiced and prepared chicken wafted down the slopes and across the countrysi...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Casual Dining (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at Springfield Restaurant & Pizzeria

You don’t have to wait for pitchers and catchers to report to stare delightedly at a plate. Come into Springfield Restaurant & Pizzeria for a great meal at a better price. Use this DoubleTake Deal, and you’ll get $15 worth of casu...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Peruvian Cusine (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at Mi Rico Peru Cuisine

Word around your molars is that your tastebuds are bored and thinking of leaving if you don’t soon put something a lot more exciting on your tongue. At Mi Rico Peru, those tastebuds will forget their wanderlust as they experience ex...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Casual Italian Dining & Beverages at MALEK's PIZZA PALACE

Olive oil could potentially leave your hair shimmering and smooth, and it’s possible that it works as a bug repellent, but it’s probably best to leave it as the starting point of a delicious dinner, right? Get your Mediterranean m...

Take Your Camera Off Program Mode! Workshop for One or Two at DSLR Workshops by Okello Dunkley (Up to 52% Off)

Before cameras, people seeking to leave a legacy could only hope to secure their place in future textbooks by poisoning the emperor. Avoid being a mere footnote with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a three-hour b...

Ethiopian Cuisine at Axum Restaurant (Up to 52% Off). Three Options Available.

Ethiopian food works best when you don’t use silverware, much like eating pizza or performing an appendectomy. Give your favorite dish a hand with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $12 for $24 worth of Ethiopian cuisine f...

$25 for Two Mystic Spray Tans or One Month of Silver-Level UV Tanning at Sunbright Tanning Salon ($52 Value)

Although once revered as a sign of royalty, today, pale skin only reveals its owner to be a photo-lab technician or a sock puppet. Lose cottony hues with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for two Mystic Tan spray tans ...

$1,899 for One SmartLipo Treatment at Jamachi Plastic Surgery & Medi-Spa ($4,500 Value)

Roughly 85% of New Year's resolutions never make it past the hypothetical phase, according to an unfinished study that was abandoned in early February. Get results with this Groupon. $1,899 for One SmartLipo Treatment ($4,500 Value...

Costa Rican Resort at Hotel Leyenda

The Escape Kit • A Four- ($779), Five- ($879), Six- ($979), or Seven-Night ($1,079) Stay for Two in a Jungle Forest Suite • Welcome Bottle of Wine and Fresh Fruit Upon Arrival • Daily Breakfast and Dinner with Drinks • Choice of...

Poconos Lovers' Retreat at Cove Haven Resort

Escape Kit • A One-Night Stay for Two in a Juliette Suite, Sundays through Thursdays ($179) • Or, a One-Night Stay for Two in a Cove Harbour Suite, Sundays through Thursdays ($199) • Or, a One-Night Stay for Two in a Garden of Ed...

All-Inclusive Resort + Flights at Apple Vacations

Escape Kit • An All-Inclusive Five-Night Stay for One Guest in the Deluxe Wing at ClubHotel Riu Ocho Rios, Including: • All Meals, Drinks, Activities, Entertainment, Accommodations, Hotel Tax, Baggage Handling, and Non-Motorized W...

Midtown Manhattan Hotel + Wine at Night Hotel Times Square

The Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for Two in a Queen Room from June 1 through July 31, 2013 ($423) or from August 1 through August 31, 2013 ($448) • Bottle of Wine and Chocolates • In-Room Wi-Fi The Destination Iconic sky...

Bahamas Luxury Resort at Grand Isle Resort & Spa

Escape Kit • A Four-Night ($959) or Six-Night ($1,439) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Garden-View Villa between May 28 and December 20, 2013 • Or, a Four-Night ($1,679) or Six-Night ($2,519) Stay for Up to Four Guests in a Two-Bedr...

All-Inclusive Dominican Resort at Be Live Grand Marien

The Escape Kit • A Three- ($369), Four- ($525), or Five-Night ($655) Stay for Two in a Superior Deluxe Room • All Inclusive of Meals, Alcoholic and Non-Alcoholic Beverages, Taxes, and Fees • Combine Unlimited Vouchers for an Exte...

Orlando Hotel + Water Park at Flamingo Waterpark Resort

The Escape Kit • A One-Night Stay for Up to Four Guests in a Standard Room • Water Park Access for Up to Four Guests • Combine Vouchers to Stay for Up to Six Nights The Destination Orlando is a roller-coaster ride—literally...

Photobook Making Class at Photobook Making at 918 F Street

Whether it's a wedding, graduation, or baby's first Christmas, certain events deserve to be captured from beginning to end and preserved for a lifetime -- and not just on your smartphone. Create a tangible treasure with your photos ...

Parent & Child Gardening Class at Kate Lee at 918 F Street

Just because you love gardening doesn't mean you want to be harvesting couch potatoes all summer. Put your spuds out to play this summer break with today's blossoming experience from LivingSocial's 918 F Street: admission for one ch...

"Thunder Knocking on the Door": Ticket Package at Creative Cauldron

Featuring music by three-time Grammy-winner Keb' Mo', "Thunder Knocking on the Door" follows the travels of a mysterious musical stranger who arrives at the doorstep of a small-town Alabama family. When this guitar virtuosos challen...

30-Minute Private Horseback Riding Lesson at Potomac Horse Center

The Potomac Horse Center has been at the heart of the local horse scene since 1962, and is still one of the most popular facilities in the area -- and for good reason. The upbeat, friendly trainers make riding approachable, affordab...

Mid-Atlantic Championship at Capital Charities

The PGA TOUR's Web.com Tour returns to TPC Potomac at Avenel Farms from May 30 to June 2 with the Mid-Atlantic Championship. This premiere event features championship golf, live entertainment, and fun for the whole entire family. T...

Sippin' + Paintin' at Sippin' and Paintin' at 918 F Street

You know from all those post-work happy hours that a little booze brings out your inner networker. With today's deal, you'll find that it can bring out your inner artist as well: Enroll in Sippin' and Paintin', a hands-on painting c...

Acupressure Massage with Reflexology or One or Two Couples Acupressure Massages at Bliss Reflexology (Up to 57% Off)

Acupressure can ease the aches and pains caused by working on your feet all day and spending all night in an alley full of rocks and garbage. Pick yourself up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one 30-minute acu...

Intro Sailing Course for Two or Charter for Up to Five on the Chesapeake Bay from The Sailing Academy (Up to 56% Off)

Sailing lessons teach you to navigate choppy waters or awkward conversations during unnaturally still waters. Weather any storm with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89.99 for a semiprivate Try Sailing! course for two (a...

Carpet Cleaning or Upholstery Cleaning at Organic Dry Carpet Cleaning

These cleaning professionals will travel to your home and get your carpets looking like new with their plant-based solutions and HOST Dry carpet-cleaner system, which is biodegradable and dries within less than an hour: • $79 ($1...

$150 of Framing Services and $50 Gift Card at Framing by Art Galaxy

Your favorite memorabilia, from your college jersey to your diploma, can be seamlessly incorporated into your current interior design scheme with the help of this family-owned-and-operated business: • $60 for $150 to spend on fra...

Middleburg Summer Antiques Fair: 2 Tickets at Middleburg Summer Antiques Fair at The Hill School

They say everything old is new again, and you'll be able to put that saying into practice with this offer: Pay $10 for two two-day admissions to the Middleburg Summer Antiques Fair, going on July 27 and 28 in Middleburg, Virginia (a...

Three-Hour or Full-Day Bike Tour with Lunch and Beer Flight for Two from Shenandoah Trail Cruisers (Up to 74% Off)

Riding a bike is an easy way to minimize your carbon footprint, like reusing plastic bags as wedding gifts. Make the world a better place with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $209 for a full-day bike and beer adventure f...

Six-Week Tango Course, Weekend Intensive, or Private Lesson for One or Two at Tango Mercurio (Up to 52% Off)

Dance can express many human emotions: grief, fear, longing, and undeserved pride in your passable imitation of a swan. Take yourself for a spin with this Groupon. Choose between Two Options $49 for a choice of Tango course for o...

Eight-Day Tour of Tanzania with Airfare from ET African Journeys

Tanzania Safari: Game Drives Through National Parks and Ngorongoro Crater This safari package includes: Round-trip airfare from Washington Dulles International Airport (IAD) on Ethiopian Airlines to Addis Ababa (about 15 hours ov...

Three or Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments for a Small Area at Metropolitan Med Spa (92% Off)

Without lasers, people would have to rely on such archaic hair-removal methods as using a straight razor or condemning each hair to death by tiny guillotine. Off with your hairs with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 f...

$59 for a Four-Week Weight-Loss Package with Four B12 Injections at Physicians Weight Loss Centers ($398 Value)

Losing weight is easier with a doctor’s help, like deciphering drug prescriptions written in haiku or gathering disguises with which to infiltrate the set of Doogie Howser, MD. Look svelte in scrubs with this Groupon. $59 for a F...

Four-Week Boot Camp for One or Two or Five One-Hour Personal Training Sessions at Fitology (Up to 78% Off)

Bodybuilders often say "no pain, no gain," which is why so many of them start their workouts by crashing through a window at the gym. Feel it all over with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for a four-week fitness boot ...

Tandoori Nights with Rupen Rao at Rupen Rao at 918 F Street

Even seasoned home cooks need to spice up their routines from time to time -- add a pinch of the exotic to your culinary repertoire with today's experience from LivingSocial 918 F Street: an Indian summer cooking class with Rupen Ra...

Summertime Bash: Aerosmith, Barbecue & Craft Beer! at Backyard Festival: LivingSocial Original

If you had plans for July 13, might as well cancel them now -- we've got something cooking that you will not want to miss. Introducing LivingSocial's first ever Backyard Festival: an all-American summer bash featuring live performan...

$200 Toward Prescription Eyewear or Eye Exam With $225 Toward Prescription Eyewear at JEMS Optical LLC (Up to 81% Off)

Eye accessories can transform their wearers, from eyelash extensions that impart glamour to monocles that endow peanuts with speech. Come out of your shell with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for $200 toward prescri...

Contemporary American Lunch or Dinner Cuisine at Slate Wine Bar + Bistro (Half Off)

Wine gets better with age, like cheese and the value of a first-edition copy of Abraham Lincoln's autobiography, Lincoln for Love in All the Wrong Places. Enjoy timeless taste with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for...

Massages and Facials at Amazing Grace Beauty Salon (Up to 54% Off). Three Options Available.

Muscle aches can be caused by many day-to-day tasks, including lying in bed for hours just thinking about everything. Finally relax with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $79 for one 60-minute massage and one 60-minute faci...

One, Two, or Three Brazilian Waxes at Magdalen's Pure Skin Care (Up to 65% Off)

Being popular at the beach requires having smooth skin, a stylish swimsuit, and the strength to beat up all the lifeguards and save the drowning hunks yourself. Rule the shore with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $32 for ...

Portrait Packages with Three-Image CD and Prints or Gallery-Wrap at jcp portraits (Up to 83% Off)

Family portraits are great for remembering special occasions, such as the arrival of a new baby or that time everyone just happened to wear the same pantsuit. Capture the moment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 fo...

Private Horseback-Riding Lesson for One, Two, or Three at Reddemeade Equestrian Center (Up to 51% Off)

Before man learned to ride horses, Western films ended with cowboys jogging into the sunset. Saddle up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $127 for a 60-minute private horseback-riding lesson for three (a $255 value) $85...

Chiropractic Exam with Adjustment, X-rays, and 30- or 60-Minute Massage at Skyline Wellness Center (Up to 91% Off)

The human skeleton gives the body structure, preventing us from looking like sacks filled with creamed corn. Stand up for yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a chiropractic exam with x-rays, an adjustme...

10 Chocolate Drinks or $29 for $40 Worth of Two-Hour Chocolate Classes at Artfully Chocolate

According to a recent survey, people have listed chocolate as their preferred cause of death, followed closely by money avalanche. Get one foot in the tastiest grave with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for $40 worth...

5 or 10 Group Mat or Reformer Pilates Classes at My Thrive Pilates (Up to 65% Off)

In the Victorian era, people made their cores look tight by wearing corsets, which doubled as bulletproof vests during pistol duels. Strengthen your core until it's naturally impervious to bullets instead with this Groupon. Choose ...

Four-Hour Weekday or Weekend Dinner or Brunch Sail for Two from Atlantic Sailing Experience (Up to 58% Off)

Boat captains must master nautical lexicon before sailing the seas to ensure that they can distinguish port, which means left, from starboard, which means launch the vessel into deep space. Count down to a sea launch with this Group...

$49 for $100 Worth of Salon and Spa Services at Studio 355 Hair & Day Spa

Like lawns or children, hair and nails grow whether you're watching them or not. Baby yourself with this Groupon. $49 for $100 Worth of Salon and Spa Services The service menu includes partial highlights ($75+), haircuts for men (...

One, Two, or Four Diamond-Tip Microdermabrasion Treatments at Nouvelle Salon (Up to 55% Off)

Microdermabrasion is like magic, in that it uses a special wand to perform amazing feats and children find it boring to watch. Make blemishes disappear with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for one diamond-microdermabr...

Japanese Cuisine for Two or Four at Japanese' Kitchen (Half Off)

Going out to a restaurant with your family is a great way to catch up and an even better way to prove to your parents that you've finally learned to eat without screaming between bites. Reveal the new you with this Groupon. Choose ...

Farm-to-Table Dinner at The Wild Orchid Café (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Many American bistros differentiate themselves from their European counterparts by serving region-specific dishes and replacing waiters with Bruce Springsteen. Satisfy a hungry heart with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...

One or Three Acupuncture Sessions with 30-Minute Massages at Urban Tao Acupuncture and Herbology (Up to 52% Off)

Acupuncture redirects the flow of energy, just like hooking up a car battery to a pumpkin. Get recharged with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $68 for an initial consultation, one acupuncture session, and one 30-minute ma...

Lavender Mani-Pedi with Paraffin Treatment, Orange Blossom Massage, or Both at Edge Salon & Spa (Up to 65% Off)

It's important to keep your nails in good shape, just in case you ever need to claw your way out of a malfunctioning birthday cake at a surprise party. Stay sharp with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $50 for a mani-pedi pa...

$27 for Two Combo A Car Washes at Pirates Car Wash ($54 Value)

Letting a car fester in its own filth is almost as cruel as asking it to write its own For Sale ad or forcing it to wear a bumper sticker that says "My other car is a better-looking car." Avoid automotive cruelty with this Groupon. ...

20 or 40 Units of Botox with $100 Credit Toward Juvéderm at Liquid Facelift Centers (Up to 54% Off)

A beautiful face can command the attention of a room, much like the announcement that you have declared yourself room commander. Get noticed with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $149 for 20 units of Botox and a $100 cred...

$15 for $30 Worth of Japanese and Korean Cuisine at Honey Pig Izakaya

In America, Japan is thought of as the birthplace of sushi and the country that kind of looks like a shrimp. Learn more about the world with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Japanese and Korean Cuisine The menu includes hamachi ...

$20 for $40 Worth of American Food and Drinks at Quench

Winston Churchill was famous for the high standards he applied to alcohol, quipping, “Liquor is quicker, but get me a single-malt scotch with moon rocks in it! I'm the English president!” Be like Ol' Winnie with this Groupon. $...

Wine Education Class + Tour of Vineyard & Winery at Paradise Springs Winery

Virginia is for lovers... of fine wine. Indulge your inner oenophile with this deal from Paradise Springs Winery: Pay $24 ($49 value) to enroll in a 1.5-hour wine appreciation class and tour of this scenic vineyard in Clifton, VA. T...

Three Hours of Standard House Cleaning at L&G Cleaning R Us

Using eco-friendly products to scrub countertops, tile, and beyond, these pros will travel to homes anywhere within DC city limits: • $49 ($165 value) for three hours of standard house cleaning • Use HEPA vacuums and microfiber ...

$15 for $30 Worth of Middle Eastern Food at Mama Ayesha's

Mediterranean restaurants adhere closely to tradition, thanks to the generations of poets who memorized and recited takeout menus in public squares. Enjoy an oral tradition with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Middle Eastern Foo...

Detox Package or One, Two, or Three Colon-Hydrotherapy Treatments at Help For Health (Up to 57% Off)

An unclean colon can be a breeding ground for diseases and infections, but also gross stuff, too. Take out the trash with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $89 for a detox package with one colon-hydrotherapy treatment, one i...

10 Espresso Drinks or Chai Lattes with Optional Pastries at The Curious Grape (Up to 51% Off)

Without coffee, society would literally crumble under the weight of unsound buildings designed by narcoleptic architects, or narchitects. Set the cornerstone of your day with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $16 for a pu...

$200 to Spend Toward a Fire Pit Table or Furniture at Home Escapes

Turn your deck or patio into a beautiful paradise for relaxing with friends and family with a wide selection of umbrellas, fire pit tables, hot tubs, and other outdoor seating, dining, and lounging options: • $59 for $200 to spen...

Dryer Vent Cleaning or Chimney Cleaning at Complete Chimney and Fireplace

Help safeguard your home against fire hazards with help from these experts, who can clear flammable dust and debris from dryer vents as well as soot and creosote buildup from your chimneys: • $89 ($180 value) for a dryer vent cle...

Painting of One Room Up to 12x12x8 at JT Painting Contractors

Serving the community since 1990, JT has become a household name due to its long-standing relationship with some of the region's best home builders: • $99 ($300 value) for painting of one room up to 12x12x18 • See examples of so...

$500 to Spend on Windows or Doors and Installation at West Shore Window and Door

This locally owned business boasts some of the most energy-efficient windows and siding on the market, along with a large selection of customizable entry doors, as well as sliding patio doors, French doors, garage doors, and more: ...

AT&T National Golf Tournament: Gallery Pass at AT&T National Golf Tournament

Since 2007, the AT&T National golf tournament has been one of the PGA TOUR's most anticipated events. Now, you'll have the chance to get inside the gates of Congressional Country Club in Bethesda with this offer: For $15 (regula...

$15 for Lunch for Two at The 201 Bar (Up to $34.96 Value)

Lunch is important because it tides over appetites until dinner and gives poets another word to rhyme with "munch." Enjoy the art of eating with this Groupon. $15 for Lunch for Two (Up to $34.96 Value) Two entrees (up to a $14.98...

60-Minute Full-Body or Foot, Shoulder, and Head Massage at Relaxation Studio (Up to 61% Off)

Time and pressure create profound transformations, turning coal into diamonds and diamonds into milk. Become something new with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a 60-minute full-body massage (deep tissue or hot st...

One or Two Standard Oil Changes at Hogan & Sons Goodyear (Up to 62% Off)

Many of cinema's iconic moments involve automobiles, from the famous car scene in Cars to the unforgettable car scene in Cars 2. Take pride in your ride with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for one standard oil ch...

Potomac River Boat Tour for Two, Four, or Six with Capitol River Cruises (Up to 52% Off)

Sailors learn to expertly tie knots by securing sails and then securing their captain to the vessel after he succumbs to madness and tries to eat his own hand. Enjoy sights in the company of a perfectly sane skipper with this Groupo...

Full-Day Rental for One or Two from Bike and Roll (Up to 53% Off)

Cycling is one of the most efficient modes of transportation, covering more ground with less exertion than walking, and creating less of an environmental impact than riding a coal-powered unicycle. Pedal into the 21st century with t...

30- or 60-Minute In-Studio Boudoir Photo Shoot with Print Credit at Capital Boudoir (Half Off)

In a long-distance relationship, you can keep the romance alive by mailing boudoir photos or a novelty gun that shoots out a flag that says, "Sexy." Keep your eternal flame flickering with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...

$15 for $30 Worth of Upscale American Food for Dinner at Eggspectation

Dining out with young children can be a challenge, especially when they won't stop playing with their food or mispronouncing "bouillabaisse." Enjoy a family meal with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Upscale American Food for Din...

$29.99 for a Spa Mani-Pedi at Xiu Xiu Nail Spa ($65 Value)

Your feet and hands need as much attention as you would give a small child or a penguin you are somehow forced to take care of. Pamper yourself with this Groupon. $29.99 for a Spa Mani-Pedi ($65 Value) Clients enjoy complimentary ...

High-End Facial Treatments at David Green M.D. (Up to 64% Off). Three Options Available

Choose from Three Options $49 for one microdermabrasion or chemical peel (up to a $120 value) $129 for three microdermabrasions or chemical peels (up to a $360 value) $59 for one advanced signature facial (a $145 value) Exfoliat...

Cuban Cuisine and Drinks for Lunch or Dinner at Cuba de Ayer Restaurant (Half Off)

Cuba is one of the most elusive Caribbean nations, as evidenced by its ever-changing coordinates and haunting absence from the Beach Boys' "Kokomo." Bite into mystery with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $5 for $10 worth...

$59 for 10 MetroBarre Fitness Classes at Metropolitan Fine Arts Center ($130 Value)

Getting into shape involves building muscle, losing fat, and ceasing to eat the giant cubes that distend your stomach. Look lithe with this Groupon. $59 for 10 MetroBarre Fitness Classes ($130 Value) Ballet-barre fitness pairs iso...

One, Two, or Three Months of Boot-Camp Classes at Foundation Fitness (Up to 87% Off)

Going to a boot camp injects military discipline into your routine, much like setting your alarm clock to bugle and reassembling your PlayStation blindfolded. Declassify your abs with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 f...

$25 for Burgers and Beer for Two at Sign of the Whale (Up to $59.98 Value)

A burger should be held with two hands, much like a steering wheel or a big wooden trunk filled with cement. Hold on to your hamburger with this Groupon. $25 for Burger Lunch for Two (Up to a $59.98 Total Value) Two burgers (up t...

50-Minute Swedish Massage, Age-Corrective or Biodynamic Facial, or Both at Mount Vernon Athletic Club (Up to 53% Off)

Massages and facials are among the best ways to achieve relaxation, on par with listening to actor Ed Harris chant in whale song. Sink into serenity with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $89 for a 50-minute Swedish massage...

$59 for Day of Paintball for Three Including Gear Rental and 100 Paintballs Each at Pev's Paintball Park ($311.40 Value)

Paintball combines the beauty of abstract art with the visceral rush of military combat, much like a Jackson Pollock biopic starring Sylvester Stallone. Paint a Rambo-worthy masterpiece with this Groupon. $59 for a Paintball Packag...

4, 6, 8, or 10 Veneers at Apt Dental Associates (55% Off)

The perfect human would have sparkling-white teeth, minty-fresh breath, and can openers for hands. Get as close to perfection as possible with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $1,999 for 4 veneers (a $4,480 value) $2,999 fo...

Evolution of the Martini Mixology Class at Orr Shtuhl & Elizabeth Graeber at 918 F Street

You know you like your gin mixed with club soda and a squeeze of lime, but do you know why it's called a Gin Rickey? Channel your inner Rob Roy or Tom Collins for this offer from LivingSocial's 918 F Street: admission to a hands-on ...

One or Two 60-Minute Massages at Washington Institute of Natural Medicine (Up to 63% Off)

Stress can make you do things you'll regret, like snapping at someone you love or telling them you wish they weren't your eye doctor. Unwind with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89 for two 60-minute Swedish, deep-tissue...

One- or Three-Month Gym Membership with Unlimited Tanning at Results Gym (Up to 78% Off)

In overcrowded gyms, patrons exercise by playing leapfrog in the line for the treadmills or attaching sidecars to others' stationary bikes. Get the sweat space you deserve with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a o...

5, 10, 20, or 30 Vitamin B12 Lipo Shots at Smooth Exposure (Up to 82% Off)

Losing weight takes conscious effort, just like remembering to blink frequently enough to keep other people from getting suspicious. Fit in with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $55 for 5 lipotropic vitamin B12 injections (...

Medieval-Themed Comedy Show and Four-Course Dinner at Medieval Madness (51% Off)

Only at a medieval feast can you eat with your hands, wear tights as pants, and shout "dragon" without inciting a panic. Abandon modern feasting conventions with this Groupon. $29 for One Adult Ticket to a Medieval Dinner-Theater S...

Adult Art Class for One or Two with Wine at Merlot's Masterpiece (Up to 55% Off)

Art explores the great mysteries of the world, such as the secret of Mona Lisa's smile and why the Renaissance was swarming with winged babies. Delve into the unknown with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for an adult...

One or Two Manicures and Dr. Fish Pedicures at Yvonne's Day Spa (Up to 53% Off)

Like garden weeds, nails continue to grow no matter how frequently you nibble on them. Tend your digital plots with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $44 for one Dr. Fish therapy mani-pedi (a $92 total value) Pedicure and...

Three-Course French Mediterranean Dinner for Two or Four at Brasserie Monte Carlo (Up to 52% Off)

French cuisine is decadent and filling, although less so once you realize that eating the entire cloth napkin is politely discouraged. Bon appétit with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a French Mediterranean dinne...

$25 for $50 Worth of Bar Food or Brewery Tour Package for 10, 20, or 30 at Capitol City Brewing Company (Up to 56% Off)

Eating and drinking with friends makes for a much better Friday night than eating your friends and drinking alone. Gather a crowd with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $25 for $50 worth of bar food and drinks $375 for a bre...

Downtown Bike Tour + Dinner with Redd's Apple Ale at Bikes + Burgers + Beers: LivingSocial Original

Strap on your riding helmut and get ready to see Chicago in a whole new way with this LivingSocial Original Production: a bike tour through downtown with dinner and drinks in partnership with Redd's Apple Ale. Pay $35 (regularly ...

BBQ + Beer + Bluegrass picked by Redd's Apple Ale at BBQ + Beer + Bluegrass: LivingSocial Original

When the weather gets warm, there's little better than delicious grub, crisp drinks, and live music -- except maybe all three at the same time. Score the ultimate springtime surprise with this offer: a barbecue, beer, and bluegrass ...

Scenic Bike Tour + Lunch + Beer at Bikes + Lunch + Beer: LivingSocial Original

Strap on your riding helmet and get ready to see the outdoors in a whole new way with this LivingSocial Original Production: a 25-mile scenic bike tour with lunch and a post-trail beer. Join our LivingSocial staff outside of the ...

Consultation and Exam with One, Two or Three Adjustments and Massages at Erry Chiropractic & Rehab (Up to 85% Off)

Chronic back pain can make it hard to perform vital work functions, such as fixing a printer or hauling a sack of money to the agreed-upon warehouse. Get the job done with this Groupon. Choose From Three Options $39 for a chiropra...

Three-Course Portuguese-Italian Dinner for Two or Four at Carmello's (Up to 54% Off)

Dining out leaves you with a full stomach, fond memories, and pockets full of restaurant smell to take home to your kids. Enjoy appetizing aromas with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a three-course meal for two (...

Canine Evaluation with Three Private Gym Sessions or Three or Five Dog-Training Classes at Zoom Room (Up to 53% Off)

Dogs must learn to obey their masters, or they will never follow such common commands as "sit" and "show me the value of life through years of companionship." Learn from each other with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35...

Terminator Too" Live Parody with Redd's Apple Ale at "Terminator Too"

Everyone's favorite '90s action movie comes back to life with this offer, presented in partnership with Redd's Apple Ale: Snag yourself a seat at Terminator Too, the hilarious interactive live theater parody of the sci-fi blockbuste...

Emerging Artists Concert Series at Concert Series at 918 F Street

In case you missed out on our sold-out shows last year at LivingSocial's 918 F Street, now's your chance to get in on the action and check out some talented groups perform in one of DC's best music spaces. Enter: a new concert serie...

Watercolor Art Class + Salsa & Sangria at Marcella Kriebel at 918 F Street

From Van Gogh's vibrant still lifes to Warhol's soup cans, food has been inspiring artists for centuries. Hang a gourmet masterwork in your own kitchen with this offer from LivingSocial's 918 F Street: Pay $35 for admission to a han...

Sunset Kayaking + Appetizers with Redd's Apple Ale at Sunset Kayaking & Apps: LivingSocial Original

True to its glacial roots, Lake Union is the perfect place to slow things down and enjoy a lazy Seattle evening. Head to the lake for this perfectly paced adventure in partnership with Redd's Apple Ale: A guided sunset kayaking tou...

Sunset Kayak + Dinner with Redd's Apple Ale at Sunset Kayak Adventure + Dinner: LivingSocial Original

When you feeling like you're up a creek in our concrete city, hit the open water and relax with this offer: an hour-long inflatable sunset kayak adventure followed by a delicious Mexican-style dinner at Wahoo's Fish Tacos in partner...

Horseback Riding + Cookout with Redd's Apple Ale at Horseback Riding: LivingSocial Original

Strap on your cowboy boots and get ready for a high falutin' hoedown when you saddle up to this offer for a horseback ride followed by either a catered lunch or a western-style cookout party, complete with round-trip transportation ...

21 Days or 6 Weeks of Unlimited Boot-Camp Sessions at Fit Body Boot Camp (Up to 85% Off)

Exercise keeps the body in peak condition, which explains the marbleized ThighMaster lying next to Michelangelo's David. Enjoy an anatomical renaissance with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 21 days of unlimited f...

French Comfort Food at Yves' Bistro in Alexandria (Half Off). Two Options Available.

A meal with friends soothes the soul, much like a mother's hug or a movie about brave dogs learning to read. Enjoy a feel-good feast with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of French comfort food $25 for $...

Half- or Full-Day Winery Bike Tour for Two from Trail's End Cycling Co (Up to 63% Off)

Seeing the world by bike beats seeing the world by bus, as bus tours are often ruined by engine exhaust, construction detours, and guides who deliver facts by honking them in Morse code. Enjoy the calm of a two-wheeled trek with thi...

Sushi + Sunset Segway Tour at Sushi + Segways: LivingSocial Original

See the city from a new angle with this offer: a two-hour guided sunset Segway around the monuments, followed by a catered sushi dinner. Head to Capital City Segway Tours, where you'll meet LivingSocial staff who will be on hand ...

Xeomin Anti-Wrinkle Injections for One or Two Areas from Dr. Jasmine Moghissi, M.D. (Up to 52% Off)

Smile and frown lines form during sleep, either from dreams about meeting cool celebrities or nightmares about their beautiful faces exploding with bugs. Get a Hollywood look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for...

Northern Indian Dinner for Two or Four at Raaga Restaurant (Half Off)

Indian cuisine is intense and complex, like the reasons your uncle is staying with us for a while. Make room for this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of northern Indian dinner for two $40 for $80 worth of no...

Custom Framing at Lorton Art and Framing (71% Off). Three Locations Available.

Frames are perfect for preserving a memory, or for breaking over your head to erase a memory. Get in the right frame of mind with this Groupon. $59 for $200 Worth of Custom Framing Choose from locations in Arlington, Lorton, or DC...

Ticket to “CockTales the Show” at CockTales the Show at 918 F Street

Head out with your adult pals (in age, if not maturity) for an evening of outrageously funny cabaret: CockTales the Show features three Broadway-caliber performers singing your favorite tunes -- with an R-rated twist. Instead of the...

$45 for a Washington DC Buildings and Memorials Tour for Two from Excellent Tours (Up to $90 Value)

It's nice to have a tour guide to lead you around a city instead of getting directions from a hotel concierge whose only point of reference is "the docks." Start out on the right foot with this Groupon. $45 for a Washington DC Hist...

Haircut with Optional Full or Partial Highlights at Le Fini Hair By Victoria (Up to 67% Off)

Hair requires regular upkeep to stay straight and shiny, much like the broadsword your cousin uses to open beer bottle after beer bottle. Get a mighty cut with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for a haircut (a $75 valu...

One, Two, or Three Laser Spider-Vein Treatments at TLC Medispa (Up to 60% Off)

Light is actually a spectrum of colors, each with its own properties—red tackles wrinkles, blue zaps blemishes, and indigo tries to convince everyone it's a real color. Get illuminated with this laser-light Groupon. Choose from T...

$349 for a Vaser Shape Abdominal Contouring Treatment at Nivika Medspa ($699 Value)

Displaying your cellulite-free skin at the beach will let you feel as confident as the lifeguard who allowed himself to be swallowed by a shark so that he could beat it up from the inside. Be the star of the beach with this Groupon....

$30 for $60 Worth of Comfort Food and Drinks on Weekends or Weekdays at Gunner's Grille at Taneytown

A rumbling stomach is the body's reminder that humans need food, much like a rumbling volcano is the earth's reminder that humans are needed as food. Sacrifice your hunger with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for $60...

Prescription Eyewear with Optional Exam at Luxoptics and Eyeland (Up to 87% Off)

Eyelids shield eyes from the danger of harsh UV rays and the scandal of seeing a dog without any clothes on. Further protect your pupils with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for $229 towards prescription lenses and f...

Italian Food at Desiderio Italian-American Grill (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Dining etiquette dictates that one use a soupspoon for soup, a dessert spoon for dessert soups, and a lobster hammer. Harness multiple courses of utensils with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of Italian...

Kids' Crafting Class at Kids' Crafting at 918 F Street

Lead your little crayon-toting Picasso away from the living room walls and into the (much more appropriate) studio at LivingSocial's 918 F Street with this offer: Pay $39 for admission for one child and one parent to a kids' craftin...

Sushi Rolling + Sake Tasting at Sushi Rock at 918 F Street

Combining items like tuna, lump crab meat, cucumbers, and wasabi ginger soy sauce, sushi rolls are a feast for the senses that are as much fun to make as they are to eat. Turn fresh fish into edible art and reel in a meal with this ...

$15 for $30 Worth of Thai Cuisine at Thaitanic II Restaurant

Group dining is an easy way to socialize and to encourage friends to accept the mouth growing on your back. Show off party tricks with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Thai Cuisine Guests peruse a tempting menu of Thai delights ...

One or Two Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massages with Optional Foot Treatment at Waterfalls Wellness Center (Up to 53% Off)

Certain muscles can get overworked, much like the moms in commercials. Tune out with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for a 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $90 value) $85 for two 60-minute Swedish or deep-t...

Bowie Baysox: Ticket at Bowie Baysox

As the Double-A affiliate of the Baltimore Orioles, the Bowie Baysox offer fans the opportunity to see tomorrow's stars today. Catch all the action at Prince George's Stadium with this offer: For $9 (regularly $18) get one box seat ...

Three-Hour Dinner Cruise Sunday-Thursday, Friday, or Saturday from Odyssey Cruises (40% Off)

Boats are like rich parents, in that they will float you for a few years while you drift around playing acoustic guitar and backpacking across Europe. Live the dream with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $78 for a three-ho...

Thai Food for Dinner at I-Thai Restaurant & Bar (Half Off). Two Options Available.

It's always inadvisable to bite the hand that feeds you, especially since it's usually your own hand and the food is on the fork part anyway. Sink your teeth into this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of Thai...

Two or Four Sub, Salad, or Flatbread Meals with Chips and Drinks, or $6 for $12 Worth of Subs at Quiznos

Sandwiches are a convenient lunch, in addition to being the subtlest way to publicly slip someone $700 crumpled up to look like lettuce. Eat some greens with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $6 for $12 worth of subs and dri...

Vinyasa in the Vineyard at Yoga at a Vineyard: LivingSocial Original:

After a long week on the grind, you enjoy stretching out on the couch with a glass of vino. Take your relaxation up a notch with this offer: Pay $29 for a one-hour yoga class among the vines of the stunning Barrel Oak Winery. Bri...

Prix Fixe Afghan Meal for Two or Four at Afghan Restaurant (Up to 52%Off)

Every culture has its own culinary rules, such as the American law that a bottle of dressing must be made from the fruits of a real ranch in order to be called "ranch." Harvest worldliness with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Opti...

One or Two 60-Minute Signature Massages at Ageless Wellness Center (63% Off)

Relaxation is one of the elemental forces that keep human bodies alive, alongside air, water, fire, and antifire. Ease into your element with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for a 60-minute signature massage (a $120 ...

Drag, Superbike, and Nostalgia Events for Two at the Maryland International Raceway (Half Off). Five Options Available.

Choose from Five Options $20 for two tickets to Door Wars on Sunday, Apr. 21, 2013 ($40 value) $20 for two tickets to the MIROCK Spring Nationals on Sunday, Apr. 28, 2013 ($40 value) $20 for two tickets to the MIROCK Summer Nation...

Entry for One or Two to The Tomato Bash (Up to 51% Off)

The world’s first food fight was a result of the world’s first argument over whether a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable. Choose a side with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for entry for one to the Tomato Bash (a...

Nonsynthetic or Synthetic Oil-Change Package with Inspection or AC Service at Wiygul Automotive Clinic (Up to 81% Off)

Automobiles emit characteristic sounds when they require services, from pings that signal the need for higher-octane gasoline to sizzles that reveal that tires are parked atop a working hibachi. Bring engines to a trained auto whisp...

Dinner for 2 + Live Concert at Bethesda Blues & Jazz Supper Club

After a long day, nothing goes down smoother than a great meal -- except maybe some live music. Enjoy both with this offer from Bethesda Blues & Jazz Supper Club: For $49 to $59 (regularly $103 to $123 depending on show), you an...

Couples' Cooking Class at Chef Matt Finarelli at 918 F Street

Culinary wisdom tells us that couples who cook together stick together, so break up with your trusty drawer of take-out menus when you take a bite out of today's offer: admission for you and your sweetie to a hands-on cooking class ...

Korean Barbecue at Honey Pig Gooldaegee Korean Grill (Half Off). Four Options Available.

For years, European merchants searched for a direct route to Asia, eventually burrowing through the earth and accidentally rediscovering Luxembourg. Quell your own inner rumblings with this Groupon. Choose Between Four Options $2...

$20 for $40 Worth of Lebanese Fare and Drinks at Kababji Grill

A rumbling stomach is the body’s reminder that humans need food, much like a rumbling volcano is the earth’s reminder that humans are needed as food. Sacrifice your hunger with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Upscale Lebanes...

$29 for 5K Obstacle-Course Entry on Saturday, August 17 from Mud Factor ($65 Value)

Obstacle courses are metaphors for life's trials—tall walls represent unaccomplished goals, narrow bridges represent the fear of failure, and mud pits represent the daily grind at the mud-pie factory. Conquer what holds you back w...

$99 for Three Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on One Area at Esthetic Laser Clinic (Up to $450 Value)

Like a day-old sunburn or the onset of a second ice age, excess hair can make sporting a bikini uncomfortable. Enhance poolside confidence with this Groupon. $99 for Three Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on One Area (Up to $450 Value...

$15 for Three $10 Vouchers for Mediterranean Cuisine at Mezeh Mediterranean Grill ($30 Value)

Going out to eat is a fine way to spend time with loved ones, as long as it’s preceded by seeing a movie and followed by reenacting that movie using pickles. Imagine the possibilities with this Groupon. $15 for Three $10 Vouchers...

Five or 10 Boot Camp Classes at Walter Lewis Fitness Solutions (Up to 82% Off)

Before fitness instructors can holler motivational maxims at their students, they must first graduate from a premier hollering academy and serve two years in the Scream Corps. Get motivated with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Opt...

Japanese Dinner for Two or Four at Tokyo Japanese Steak House (Half Off)

Eating a hearty steak makes you feel like a king, much like wearing a crown or banishing the dog to a small island in the South Atlantic. Rule with a silver fork with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $20 for $40 worth of Ja...

Twin, Full, Queen, or King Double Pillow-Top or Memory-Foam Mattress at Casa Furniture, Inc. (Up to 67% Off)

A futon, like a copy of Pride and Prejudice, often has a colorful cover, can be folded up when not in use, and cushions your face when you fall asleep reading Pride and Prejudice. Get a sublime face cushion with this Groupon. Choos...

$ 15 for $ 30 Worth of Mexican Dinner Cuisine at Azul 17 in Columbia

The conquistadors visited Mexico looking for gold, spices, and a food to pair with their frozen margaritas in cactus glasses. Share in their discovery with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Mexican Dinner Cuisine Chefs make their...

Beer, Cheese, and Charcuterie Tasting at Cowgirl Creamery at 918 F Street

Without good beer and finger food, a party isn't a party at all -- it's just a bunch of people who showed up at the same time. Learn how to prep for parties from a pro with this offer from LivingSocial's 918 F Street: Pay $45 for a ...

AT&T National: All-Inclusive VIP Experience at AT&T National Golf Tournament

When it comes to watching golf, we like to do it with style -- and we don't mean hitting the links in a tux. With this offer, watch the AT&T National golf tournament from the lap of luxury with one admission to the LivingSocial ...

Sunday Brunch at Piero's Corner (Up to 54% Off). Four Options Available.

While most people know that Italy is shaped like a boot, few realize that Sicily is shaped like an island. Explore the world with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $18.95 for the Sunday brunch buffet for two people at the Fa...

Haircut with Full Color, Partial Highlights, or Full Highlights at Salon Celine in Silver Spring (Up to 68% Off)

Hair color is passed down from your parents, just like left-handedness or this box that you must never open. Unlock new locks with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a full-color package (up to a $123 total value) H...

One, Three, or Five Aromatherapy Swedish Massages with Salt-Scrub Foot Massages at Canary Orchid Retreat (Up to 59% Off)

Salt enhances flavor, preserves food, and, when thrown over the shoulder, wards off oncoming slugs. Explore nature's most versatile compound with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for one body-treatment package (a $95 va...

$15 for $30 Worth of Pan-Asian Cuisine and Sushi at Asian Bistro

It's easy to get stuck in the same old mealtime routine, especially if you’re in prison. Taste freedom with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Asian Cuisine and Sushi The appetizer and sushi selection includes vegetable gyoza du...

60- or 90-Minute Reflexology Massage at Bethesda Wellness Spa (Up to 54% Off)

Without feet, walking would be difficult, dancing would be impossible, and counting to 20 would be a two-man job. Take a stand with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for one 60-minute reflexology massage (a $100 value)...

Self Defense Class at Capitol Hill Martial Arts & Crossfit Academy at 918 F Street

It can be a rough-and-tumble world out there, so get your guard up with this offer from LivingSocial's 918 F Street: Kick $25 for an introduction to self defense class. You'll receive attentive guidance from Rita Floyd, a Brazilian ...

Cooking with Bourbon: Hands-On Class at Matt Finarelli at 918 F Street

There's more to bourbon than meets the glass. With an oaky flavor profile laced with notes of vanilla and caramel, this dark liquor can elevate nearly any recipe. Learn how to expertly infuse your favorite drink into your meals with...

$50 for $100 Off Your Dinner Bill at Bobby Van's Steakhouse

Topping the food chain is a tremendous achievement, which is why humans triumphantly plant flag-like toothpicks in burgers and sing the national anthem at their steaks before devouring them. Enjoy life at the top with this Groupon. ...

$19.99 for a Painting Under the Stars Class, One Drink Ticket, and Unlimited Snacks and Sodas at VisArts ($40 Value)

Creating a 2-D rendition on canvas requires either the ability to masterfully wield a paintbrush or the strength to flatten a fruit bowl. Discover your artful brawn with this Groupon. $19.99 for Painting Under the Stars Class and O...

Three or Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments at Georgetown Electrolysis Skin Care (Up to 82% Off)

Unlike love or nephews with healthy kidneys, hair is something you can have too much of. Trim down with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $150 for three laser hair-removal treatments (up to a $750 value) $269 for six laser...

$35 for a Chiropractic Exam with Soft-Tissue Therapy and X-Rays from James R. Geer, DC ($285 Value)

Most people go to a chiropractor to treat lower-back pain, whereas only a few go just to sit in a room with another person for a while. Join the many with this Groupon. $35 for a Chiropractic-Exam Package ($285 Total Value) Initi...

One or Two 18-Hole Rounds of Golf with Range Balls for Two or Four at Sterling Golf and Swim Club (Up to 55% Off)

Like the ability to throw knives at apples balanced atop human heads, golf skills disappear if you don't keep working at them. Learn from your mistakes with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $30 for an 18-hole round of golf ...

One or Two Oil Changes with Fluid Top Offs and 25-Point Spring Checkups at Capitol Auto Land (Up to 82% Off)

Like a world-class sprinter with his head stuck in a stairway banister, vehicle engines desperately need lubrication if they're going to run properly. Oil up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for two oil changes w...

Two or Five IPL Photofacial Treatments for a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Smooth Exposure (Up to 72% Off)

Humans see faces in everything, which explains why we see a man in the moon and why we refer to North America as "the big, stretched-out face." Make your own face eye-catching with this Groupon. Choose from Six Options $129 for t...

60-Minute Body Toning and Rejuvenation Massage or a 75-Minute Head-to-Toe Massage at VM Body and Health (Up to 54% Off)

Getting a massage is a fun, relaxing, and easy way to have something in common with history's most despotically lavish kings. Get the royal treatment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for one 60-minute body toning...

60-Minute Massage or Express Facial with Cooling Mask and Reflexology Massage at CH Wellness (Up to 55% Off)

Everybody unwinds from a stressful day differently—some people get a massage, whereas others watch flames engulf a big pile of tires. Let tension melt away with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for a 60-minute Swedi...

Italian Deli Cuisine on the Weekdays or Weekend at Little Italy Deli (Half Off). Four Options Available.

Sandwiches can be any combination of bread, filling, and spread, which is why they are called "the slot machine of foods." Hit the jackpot with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $10 for $20 worth of Italian deli cuisine for ...

Ryan Zimmerman's A Night at the Park Charity Event at ziMS Foundation

Enjoy a special night of major-league proportions with this offer: On Thursday, May 23, All-Star third-baseman Ryan Zimmerman will transform Nationals Park into A Night at the Park, a must-see fundraiser for the ziMS Foundation. Alo...

One or Two Exterior Details for a Car or SUV at Diamond in the Ruff Auto (Up to 56% Off)

Much like teenagers, cars require careful attention to ensure they are healthy, clean, and driving to school when they’re supposed to. Help your car grow up right with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $49 for one exterior d...

Microdermabrasion Power Peel with Optional Lymphobiology Facial at Nicola of London Body & Skin Care (Up to 55% Off)

Teenagers are particularly prone to clogged pores, due to raging hormones that compel them to smooch every oil painting in sight. Polish your portrait with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for a microdermabrasion powe...

$25 for $50 Worth of Bowling and Shoe Rental at Bowlmor Bethesda

$25 for $50 Worth of Bowling and Shoe Rental Guests at Bowlmor Bethesda can rent shoes (up to $5.50) and bowl any day of the week (up to $8.95 per person per game). Prices are subject to change, and vary based on day of the week. ...

Haircut with Color, Highlights, or Smoothing Treatment at David's Beautiful People (Up to 65% Off)

Choose from Three Options $89 for a haircut-and-color package (up to a $220 total value) Haircut, blow-dry, and style (up to a $95 value) Single-process touch-up color (up to a $90 value) Conditioning formaldehyde or nonformaldeh...

South American Food at Don Churro Cafe (Half Off). Two Options Available.

South American cuisine incorporates elements from around the globe, including Chinese cooking techniques from the West, Spanish tapas from the East, and cocktails cooled by icebergs from the South. Taste all the cardinal directions ...

$20 for $40 Worth of Tapas at Recess Tapas Lounge

In tapas-style dining, you share small plates with fellow diners, unlike family-style dining, in which you share a giant spoon with your brothers. Dine in good company with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Tapas The menu include...

One-Month Club Access for an Individual, or One-Month Access with Childcare for a Couple at Sport&Health (Up to 76% Off)

Bodybuilders visualize lifting a weight before actually lifting it, just as businessmen visualize leading a meeting before actually riding in on a stallion. Appear majestic with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a s...

One Standard or Synthetic Oil Change at AAMCO Transmissions (Up to 57% Off)

The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of Point C. Visit all points on the map with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...

Sandwiches and Salads at New York Deli (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Unlike a sand witch, a sandwich doesn't have the power to turn men into sand and sand into poisoned glass. Let a sandwich cast a devastating spell on hunger pains with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for two $10 vouc...

Ice Cream, Frozen Yogurt, and Shakes, or Signature Cakes and Cupcakes at Cold Stone Creamery (Half Off)

Ice cream, like revenge, is best served cold and at a birthday party. I scream, you scream with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $5 for $10 worth of ice cream, frozen yogurt, sundaes, smoothies, and shakes $10 for $20 wor...

Consultation, Exam, Four X-rays, and Acupuncture with One or Two Treatments at Graham Chiropractic Care (Up to 93% Off)

Back pain can compel you to stay in bed all day, much like the discovery that there's still Halloween candy in your pillowcase. Face the day with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a chiropractic package (a $590 tota...

60- or 90-Minute Signature Massage or 70-Minute Hot-Stone Massage at Spirit Massage & Bodywork (Up to 55% Off)

Getting a massage is a fun, relaxing, and easy way to have something in common with history's most despotically lavish kings. Get the royal treatment with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a 60-minute signature mass...

Yacht Cruise with Drink for One, Two, or Four from Boomerang Party Yacht (Up to 51% Off)

Cruises are a luxurious way to relax and see the sights, unlike boarding dolphins equipped with saddles, which usually results in whiplash and water-filled lungs. Cruise the blue in comfort with this Groupon. Choose from Three Opti...

Sommelier-Led Wine Class for One, Two, or Four at Veritas Wine Bar (Up to 55% Off)

Sommeliers are known for their ability to identify a wine's subtle flavors, a feat they accomplish by defragmenting the molecules with the bonus taste buds in their livers. Trust their gut with this Groupon. Choose from Three Optio...

Swedish or Aromatherapy Massage, or Deep-Tissue Massage and Facial at Serenity Spa Wellness Center (Up to 51% Off)

Massage therapists are known for their strong hands, which means that the best way to find one is to follow a trail of open pickle jars. Find a helping hand with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for one 50-minute organ...

One, Two, or Three Glycolic Peels or Organic Facial Treatments at Whole Health Medical Center (Up to 61% Off)

Like the three branches of government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreement over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with this Groupon. Choose from Thre...

$65 for a Slimming Body Wrap at Slender Spa ($135 Value)

A spa can be a refuge from the chaos of a busy life or from the chaos of a city slowly being overtaken by hyperintelligent children. Escape the madness with this Groupon. $65 for a Slimming Body Wrap ($135 Value) The 45- to 60-min...

$29 for a Three-Course Indian Meal with an Appetizer and Dessert for Two at Cafe Taj (Up to $58.43 Value)

Shared meals date back to the Renaissance, when Romans would communally feast, then use any leftover condiments to paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling. Break bread together with this Groupon. $29 for a Three-Course Indian Meal for Two...

Two-Hour Kayak Tour or Three-Hour Paddleboarding or Whitewater-Kayaking Class from Valley Mill Kayak School (53% Off)

Kayaks help people explore otherwise inaccessible waterways, such as deep rivers or the neighbor's indoor creek. Chart a course with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for a two-hour recreational kayak tour on the Potoma...

One or Three Fire and Ice Facials with Paraffin-Wax Hand Treatments from Ronald S. Perlman, M.D. (Up to 65% Off)

To determine a tree's age you have to saw it in half, but that's not necessary with people, since most of them will just tell you before it comes to that. Keep your age a secret with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $55 f...

Boost or Zoom! Teeth-Whitening Treatment at Georgeana Enhancements (Up to 82% Off)

A white smile improves your appearance by blinding others to your second head and compound eyes. Give 'em the ol' razzle-dazzle with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a Boost teeth-whitening treatment (a $375 value...

$25 for Premium Oil-Change Package with Tire Rotation and Brake Inspection at Precision Auto Care (Up to $106 Value)

Like teenagers, cars require regular attention to prevent them from locking you out, smoking, and running off with older, more dangerous peers. Prevent automotive rebellion with this Groupon. $25 for an Auto-Maintenance Package (Up...

South of the Border Mixology Class at JP Caceres at 918 F Street

Maracas aren't the only import from our southern neighbors that call for a good shake. For $39, get a handle on Latin-inspired cocktails with a South of the Border Mixology demo class at LivingSocial's 918 F Street -- just in time f...

$20 for $40 Worth of Japanese Cuisine at Tsunami Sushi & Lounge

Chopstick masters are capable of amazing acts of dexterity, such as juggling rice and building a sand castle one grain at a time. Achieve nimble nourishment with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Japanese Cuisine The menu include...

Vineyard-and-Winery-Cellar Tour for Two or Four with Olive-Oil Tasting at Molon Lave Vineyards (Up to 55% Off)

Many people are intimidated by wine's subtle flavors and endless varieties, but did you know that it's actually just juice made from vodka-infused grapes? Learn other things my cousin told me about with this Groupon. Choose Between...

B12 & Lipotropic Injections at Ageless M.D. Anti-Aging and Medical Weight Center (Up to 67% Off). 3 Options Available

Losing weight can make you feel like yourself at last, unlike entering witness protection, which always makes you "Darby Hatbox." Show off the new you with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for 10 vitamin-B12 injections...

One- or Four-Hour Cruise for Two, or a Four-Hour Private Fishing Charter for Four from Rivershore Charters (Half Off)

Traveling via riverboat has a number of advantages: there are no traffic jams, it’s OK for the hitchhikers to have hooks for hands, and if you hit a deer it's definitely the deer's fault. Steer clear with this Groupon. Choose fro...

One or Three Microdermabrasion Treatments at AVI Day Spa (Up to 59% Off)

A beautiful face acts as an impermeable container that keeps inner beauty from escaping, just as a Hot Pocket's flaky outer crust acts as a vessel that makes its molten innards edible while skateboarding. Heat up your inner glow wit...

Half Off Italian Cuisine at Italian Cafe (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Pasta became a staple of Italian fare after Roman Emperor Caligula famously appointed a plate of lasagna to the Senate. Elect to eat decadently with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 of Italian cuisine $40 for ...

Foot Sauna Treatment, Reflexology, and Massage, or an Acupressure Massage at Meridian & Facial Spa (51% Off)

At a certain age it becomes important to take care of yourself, usually right after your set of baby muscles falls out. Be kind to your body with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for a spa package (a $92 value) 20-mi...

Indian Fare and Drinks at Tandoori Nights (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Naan was discovered when a chef fell into a vast curry lake, and buoyant lily pads made of bread were the only thing to save him from not having a well-balanced meal. Bite into flavorful flotation devices with this Groupon. Choose ...

Shampoo and Style with Conditioning or a Color Service, or Keratin Treatment at J. Michael The Salon (Up to 63% Off)

Symmetry is an attribute of classic beauty, though this fails to explain the majesty of a mountain or the allure of a dog with a prosthetic leg. Make everybody stare with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $149 for a Keratin...

One, Two, or Three Chiropractic Sessions with Adjustments and Massages at Proactive Chiropractic (Up to 83% Off)

A massage is a pleasant ending to a tough day, much like getting an aisle seat on a life raft. Take a load off with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one chiropractic session with one consultation, one 30-minute mas...

One-Month Membership or One or Three Personal Training Sessions at BodySmith Training Gym (Up to 61% Off)

A fun way to mix things up when signing up for a gym membership is to tell them your name is "Jim Membership." Everyone will laugh and then enjoy exercise with this Groupon. Choose from three Options $39 for a one-month membershi...

Regular, Competitive-Wave, or VIP Race Entry to Armageddon Ambush on Saturday, June 29 (Up to 56% Off)

Running was popular in Europe long before it caught on in America, which is why most races and fun runs are measured in kilometers and why most of the Pilgrims were eaten by bears. Race to the top of the food chain with this Groupon...

Three or Five Infrared Skin-Tightening Treatments for the Face and Neck at McLean Laser Center (56% Off)

Wrinkles appear based on how frequently people have smiled, especially if it was directly at the sun. Beam at beams with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $329 for five infrared skin-tightening treatments for the face and ...

Cheesemaking Class at Edward Hamann at 918 F Street

Having sampled everything from classic American to exotic zamorano, you're a cheesemonger in the making. Take your dairy devotion even deeper by learning how to craft your very own fromage with this offer from LivingSocial's 918 F S...

Four-Week Jump-Start Class, or a Six-Week Body-Transformation Class at Fit Body Boot Camp (88% Off)

Flipping a tire end over end is both a common boot-camp exercise and a gross misunderstanding of what the wheel was meant to do. Rethink conventions with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for a four-week jump-start boo...

Sicilian Feast Cooking Class at Chef Amy Riolo at 918 F Street

Being the largest island in the Mediterranean, it follows that Sicily is home to some of the most varied and flavorful cuisine in the Mediterranean. Explore the exotic flavors of Sicily -- or as many call it, "God's Kitchen" -- with...

Wine Tasting for Two or Four with Souvenir Glasses at The Winery at Olney (Up to 52% Off)

As the saying goes, in wine there is truth, which is why most interrogations take place over candlelit dinners. Enjoy some light conversation with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $18 for two wine tastings, two stemless w...

Acupressure and Reflexology at Washington Institute of Natural Medicine (Up to 62% Off). Three Options Available.

Like children for the four hours after a cupcake binge, muscles don't behave properly when they are wound up. Put muscles in time out with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for a 60-minute acupressure treatment and a 30...

Pizza, Pasta, and Sandwiches at Marvelous Pizza (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Pizza is a more orderly way to feed a group than serving an unwieldy party sub or dousing your guests with a chili hose. Dole out slices of fun with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of pizza, pasta, and ...

One or Three Sclerotherapy Treatments at Virginia Vein Care (Up to 69% Off)

Veins were never meant to be seen, much like all the exposed wiring on the back of the moon. Keep up appearances with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $120 for one 30-minute sclerotherapy treatment (a $375 value) $349 for...

Waxing on a Small Area or a Medium or Large Area at Esthetic Laser Clinic (Half Off)

Like a day-old sunburn or the onset of a second ice age, excess hair can make sporting a bikini uncomfortable. Enhance poolside confidence with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of waxing services on a sm...

$49 for a Three-Visit Chiropractic-Treatment Package at The Mid Atlantic Clinic of Chiropractic (Up to $745 Value)

To the average person, the human skeleton is an incomprehensible jumble of bones, much like every modern art installation made of dog toys. Let a professional sort it out with this Groupon. $49 for a Three-Visit Chiropractic-Treatm...

Korean Meal with Salads and Family-Style Dumplings and Chicken for Two or Four at Red Holic (Up to 52% Off)

Most children won't eat a vegetable unless it is fried, just like they won't walk a dog that isn't wearing a bow tie. Pick your battles with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for a Korean meal for four (up to a $61.92 t...

$1,599 for One SmartLipo Treatment at Aphrodite Advanced Esthetic & Skin Care Clinic in McLean ($4,000 Value)

Much like mountain ranges, fat deposits take years to form and can stand between you and the coast. Tighten your body's topography with this Groupon. $1,599 for One SmartLipo Treatment ($4,000 Value) SmartLipo shrinks stubborn bul...

Boudoir Photo-Shoot Package with Airbrush Makeup and Hairstyling or $19 for $100 Worth of Photo Sessions and Portraits

Before high heels and lacy underthings, a vixen was a fabled reindeer that flew a sleigh and posed part-time for tractor ads. Unleash your inner antlers with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a boudoir photo-shoot p...

All-Day Paintball Package with Equipment Rental for 6 or 12 at Paintball International (Up to 91% Off)

Like the night you discover that everyone you know is a werewolf, a game of paintball involves hiding behind trees and running away from your friends. Be prepared with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a paintball ...

4 or 10 Kickboxing Classes with Personal-Training Session and Boxing Gloves at iLoveKickboxing.com (Up to 74% Off)

Kickboxing is gaining popularity because of its high-energy sessions, full-body workout, and the rising threat of prizefighter-kangaroo encounters. Prepare your body for physical feats and marsupial feet with this Groupon. Choose B...

One or Three Oil-Change Packages at Nationwide Tire & Auto-Shell-Exxon (Up to 88% Off)

Like a rebellious older cousin or a speed-limit sign with a question mark, a sports car dares you to drive faster. Accelerate safely with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $13 for an oil-change package with a tire rotation...

One or Three Microdermabrasions and Spa Facials at Dante Salon & Wellness Spa (Up to 60% Off)

Taking care of your skin can make you look like a movie star, much like standing in front of a green wall and screaming in terror at an alien that no one can see. Get ready for your close-up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Op...

Chiropractic Exam with One or Two 30-Minute Massages and Adjustments at My Chiropractor PLLC (Up to 87% Off)

Massage is a safer way to work out knots than lying on the floor of your car and working the pedals with your hands to drive over speed bumps. Slow down stress with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a chiropractic p...

One or Two Hours of Batting-Cage Time at Raider's Edge (Up to 52% Off)

Like advertising, baseball and softball rely on great pitches, a loyal fan base, and the power of grown men in animal costumes to sway public opinion. Endorse America's pastime with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 fo...

5 or 10 Classes at Capital MMA & Elite Fitness (Up to 80% Off)

Sweating is like taking a nice shower, except the water is coming from inside of you. Let it out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for any 5 classes (a $150 value) $59 for any 10 classes (a $300 value) Each pass...

$20 for $40 Worth of Italian Cuisine for Dinner at Paper Moon

Italian cuisine has a place in the hearts of many Americans, who grew up eating pizza and batting at mobiles made from uncooked linguine. Satisfy nostalgic taste buds with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Italian Cuisine for Dinn...

Dine-In or Carry-Out Indian Food at Tandoori Village (Half Off)

It's always inadvisable to bite the hand that feeds you, especially since it's usually your own hand and the food is on the fork part anyway. Sink your teeth into this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of dine...

Sunday Brunch with Mimosas or Bloody Marys for Two or Four at Chef Tony’s Restaurant (Up to 44% Off)

Water covers more than 75% of the globe, teeming with still undiscovered life forms we could probably boil. Discover delicious fish with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for Sunday brunch for two (up to a $43.80 total ...

60-Minute Swedish Massage with Aromatherapy or 90-Minute Deep-Tissue Massage at City Massage & Bodywork (Up to 58% Off)

A massage is one of the best ways to achieve inner peace, alongside meditating or eating a handful of doves' eggs. Feel good inside and out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for a 60-minute Swedish massage (an $85...

Portuguese Cuisine for Lunch or Dinner at Tavira (Up to 53% Off)

Going out to a restaurant with your family is a great way to catch up and an even better way to prove to your parents that you've finally learned to eat without screaming between bites. Reveal the new you with this Groupon. Choose ...

One IPL Photofacial or Three VelaShape Treatments at About Face Aesthetic Centers (Up to 87% Off)

To determine a tree's age you have to saw it in half, but that's not necessary with people, since most of them will just tell you before it comes to that. Keep your age a secret with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $109 ...

Vineyard Tour, Souvenir Wine Glasses, and Charcuterie for Two or Four at Philip Carter Winery (Up to 62% Off)

An experienced sommelier can suggest the perfect wine pairing for beef, poultry, or couples too scared to try kissing. Couple up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $34 for a vineyard tour, picnic, and wine-education cla...

One or Three Sclerotherapy Treatments at Mountcastle Plastic Surgery & Vein Institute (Up to 67% Off)

At the beach, legs marred by spider veins stand out just as sorely as torsos ensnared by giant squid tentacles. Disentangle your body with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $120 for one 30-minute sclerotherapy treatment (a...

One Dozen or Two Dozen Oysters or Clams with Options for Soup or Salad at The Ice House Cafe (Up to 53% Off)

The hunt for marine life has inspired some of mankind's greatest literature, from Melville's Moby-Dick, to Hemingway's The Old Man Vs. The Sea: An Autobiographical Thriller. Reel in a meal with this Groupon. Choose from Four Option...

One or Two 60-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massages at Amazing Grace Beauty Salon (Up to 53% Off)

Muscle aches can be caused by many day-to-day tasks, including lying in bed for hours just thinking about everything. Finally relax with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massag...

Greek Cooking: 3-Hour Class with Robyn Webb at Robyn Webb at 918 F Street

Hey, guys and dolmas: don a grape leaf and learn how to prepare some tasty Greek cuisine thanks to this offer from healthy-cooking guru Robyn Webb. Journey to the state-of-the-art test kitchen classroom at LivingSocial's 918 F Stree...

$49 for an iPhone Photo Walk and Personalized Slideshow from Scout Photo Expeditions ($100 Value)

Giving someone your photo is a great way to help that person remember you, especially if you don't have time to knit a sweater from your own hair. Don't let them forget you with this Groupon. $49 for an iPhone Photo Walk and Slides...

Glycolic Peel, Parisian Facial, or Super Antioxidant Facial at Qi Spa (Up to 55% Off)

Spas make people feel like royalty without the hassle of shopping for scepters or posing for playing-card portraits. Enjoy regal treatments with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a glycolic peel or Parisian facial ...

One, Two, or Three Slimming Body Wraps at BodyShape7 Slimming Body Wrap (Up to 77% Off)

Like removing your chain mail so that you can hop around a bouncy castle, getting a slimming body wrap makes you feel both lighter and younger. Lighten up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for one slimming body wra...

One, Two, or Three Chemical Peels at My Skin Care 007 (Up to 56% Off)

The skin is the body's largest organ, narrowly beating out the large intestine and the extra-large intestine. Thank your skin for being so huge with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for one chemical peel (a $120 value)...

One, Two, or Three Brazilian Bikini Sugarings or Waxes at Sunrise Hair Studio & Sue's Skin Care Center (Up to 67% Off)

Constantly plucking body hair is one of life's most tedious and futile chores, like cleaning feathers from a wind tunnel or vacuuming the vacuum. Foil your follicles once and for all with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $...

Ayurvedic Massage, Parma Peel, or Parma Facial, or Package of Three at Parma Spa and Center for Health (Up to 63% Off)

People like feeling good, which is why they get massages or wear nice, loose pants. Loosen up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $55 for a unique Ayurvedic massage, Parma peel, or Parma facial (a $135 value) $149 for a...

Italian Food at Scotto's Rigatoni Grill (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Boiling noodles is a great way to make a delicious pasta dish or express disdain for a kindergartner's art project. Demonstrate fine taste with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of Italian food $20 for $4...

Haircut and Iron Curl with Optional Color or Partial Highlights at Bouvier International Salon (Up to 58% Off)

Every time a new idea crosses the mind, a new hair sprouts as the idea tries to escape the brain and patent itself. Keep thoughts in check with this hair-disciplining Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a haircut, shampoo, ...

Consultation with One, Two, or Three 30-Minute Massages and Adjustments at Andrews Chiropractic Center (Up to 70% Off)

Massages can offset the effects of slouching in a chair all day or writhing under demonic possession all night. Get help with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one chiropractic consultation, one 30-minute massage, a...

One, Two, or Three i-Lipo Body-Sculpting Treatments at Liquid Facelift Centers (Up to 72% Off)

Losing weight can help you fit into clothes from your younger days, such as the wedding dress your parents forced you to wear on the first day of preschool. Turn back time with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for one ...

Gold Detailing and Inspection for a Coupe, Sedan, SUV, or Truck at We Care Auto Body Collision Center (Up to 76% Off)

Car washes spray away a car's dirt and grime, but nothing can rinse away its deep-seated sense of guilt over crushing that ladybug. Give your automobile a fresh start with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $89 for a gold au...

$15 for $30 Worth of Thai Cuisine and Drinks at Cee Fine Thai Dining

Lemongrass lends citrus flavor to Thai dishes and an odd color to the shoes of any children who play rugby in its fields. Sample traditional tastes without ruining sports attire with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Thai Cuisine ...

One or Two Beginner Horseback-Riding Lessons at Clay Hill Stables (Up to 53% Off)

For centuries, horseshoes have been associated with good fortune, which is why homeowners hang them over doorways and brides lob them at groups of their single friends. Get hitched with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $2...

Two or Three Acne-Treatment Facials at The Beauty Lounge (Up to 55% Off)

In Hollywood, close-ups are reserved for actors with either striking good looks or rectangular heads with a 1.85:1 aspect ratio. Boost your screen worthiness with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89 for two acne-treatmen...

Asian Cuisine for Two or Four at Absolute Noodle (Half Off)

Dining etiquette calls for you to keep your elbows off the table, place a napkin on your lap, and make unflinching eye contact with the chef throughout the meal. Set your sights on dinner with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Optio...

$11 for a Large Specialty Pizza and Breadsticks at Jumbo Pizza ($22.75 Total Value)

Pizza is great because it also serves as a pie chart of how much pizza you haven't eaten yet. Do the math with this Groupon. $11 for a Specialty Pizza and Breadsticks ($22.75 Total Value) One large (14") specialty pizza (a $17.75...

$39 for a Chiropractic Exam, X-ray, and Three Adjustments at Nova Health & Wellness ($390 Value)

Proper spinal alignment can improve one’s posture, which is helpful when auditioning for the role of a telephone pole. Stand up tall with this Groupon. $39 for a Chiropractic Exam, X-ray, and Three Adjustments ($390 Value) This ...

Waxing Services at Yalda Beauty Salon (Up to 60% Off). Five Options Available.

Hair grows all over the body, which makes it nearly impossible to painlessly remove Band-Aids or emerge unscathed from a vat of honey. Remove your coat of hair with this Groupon. Choose from Five Options $12 for an eyebrow and up...

$15 for $30 Worth of Italian and Mexican Food for Two at Il Capo di Capitol Hill

The proper way to eat spaghetti is to twirl it around your fork, set that fork aside, get another fork, twirl spaghetti around that fork, and then keep doing that until all the spaghetti is on forks. Fill up on Italian food with thi...

Four Dozen Wings for Four or $10 for $20 Worth of Bar Food at Chics N Wings

Sports bars came to prominence in the early ’80s, after the seminal horror film Poltergeist made it cool to scream at the TV. Holler on a full stomach with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of bar food ...

$15 for $30 Worth of Seafood and Drinks at Tackle Box

The ocean has long been a stage for humanity's grandest achievements, from Magellan's circumnavigation of the globe to Columbus's discovery that lobsters look like tiny monsters. Set sail for seafood with this Groupon. $15 for $30 ...

Specialty Martini Tasting for Two or Four with Three or Five Samples Per Person at Mova Lounge D.C. (Up to 57% Off)

Like an etch-a-sketch or a man covered in ants, cocktails just beg to be shaken. Stir up the nightlife with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $11 for a specialty premium martini and cocktail tasting for two with three 2-ounc...

Haircut, Power Conditioning Treatment, and Partial or Full Highlights at B-CC Total Body Beauty Salon and Spa (59% Off)

Getting a haircut makes you feel like a new person, just like parking in your coworker's spot and calling him by your name when he inquires about it. Reinvent yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $65 for a haircu...

Three or Five IPL Skin-Rejuvenation Treatments at Vivia Center for Cosmetic Therapy (Up to 73% Off)

Time has eroded the world's great works of classical beauty, from the lost arms of Venus de Milo to the Sphinx's firm, masculine tongue. Get a timeless look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $299 for three IPL skin-re...

Two Starter Flights, 10 Hours of Flight Time, or Licensing Package at A.T.C. Flight Training Center (Up to 62% Off)

There are few freedoms as liberating as being able to fly, which is why humans spent millennia inventing the airplane and why penguins are so very, very bitter. Exceed evolutionary shortcomings with this Groupon. Choose from Three ...

Gourmet Deli Food at Bernie's Delicatessen & Gourmet Market (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Family members who eat together stay together, and family members who get stranded on an island together begin imagining one another as food. Have a family meal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of g...

$59 for a Stress-Solution Spa Facial with Eye, Lip, and Hand Treatments at Little Oasis Day Spa (Up to $118 Value)

Wrinkles makes you look older, which is why they're so coveted by teenagers. Look youthful with this Groupon. $59 for a 60-Minute Stress-Solution Spa Facial with Eye, Lip, and Hand Treatments (Up to $118 Value) After an ultra-viol...

Dine-in or Catered Tex-Mex Cuisine at Coyote Grill (Half Off)

Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of lunch or dinner $75 for $150 worth of catering Fifteen types of margaritas complement roasted red pepper soup ($5.95), a grilled tilapia wrap topped with avocado and chipotle-diabl...

Full Highlights or Keratin Straightening Treatment at Bazzak Salon (Up to 59% Off)

Like your music collection or a public reading of your dream journal, a hairdo says a lot about you. Control the message with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for full highlights (a $195 value) $159 for a keratin stra...

$25 for Four Group Ballroom-Dance Classes at Dance Studio Lioudmila ($52 Value)

People dance because they're enjoying a song or their voodoo dolls have found their way into the hands of babies. Be moved with this Groupon. $25 for Four Group Ballroom-Dance Classes ($52 Value) Pupils learn basic moves in variou...

Wine-Tasting Pedicab Tour for Two, Four, or Six from Discover DC Pedicab Tours (Up to 52% Off)

The year a wine was produced can dramatically increase its value, especially if it came from an era when bottles were still made from leopard pelt. Taste the past with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $55 for the DC Wonder...

Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments for a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Janelle MediSpa (Up to 94% Off)

Without lasers, people would have to rely on such archaic hair-removal methods as using a straight razor or condemning each hair to death by tiny guillotine. Off with your hairs with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $149 f...

Tattoo Services or Piercings and Jewelry at The Studio at Painful Pleasures (Up to 73% Off). Four Options Available.

Most people are not fortunate enough to be born with a birthmark in the shape of their favorite band logo or basketball player. Rectify nature's mistake with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $75 for one hour of tattooing ($...

$20 for $40 Worth of Mexican Food and Drinks at Haydee's Restaurant

Eating spicy cuisine, like repeatedly hitting a computer monitor with a hammer or explaining what happened to the computer monitor, can make you sweat. Feel the heat with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Mexican Food and Drinks ...

Wine Tour with Take-Home Glasses for Two or Four or 90-Minute Wine Seminar for Two at Capitol Vineyards (Up to 57% Off)

As Peter O'Toole, renowned drinker and wine connoisseur, once said, "A day without wine is like a graceful unicorn: it doesn't exist." Spend the day in style with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $14 for a winery-tour packa...

Adult Spelling Bee Happy Hour at Spelling Bee at 918 F Street

You know your A-B-Cs, but adding some fermented inspiration is sure to boost your score when it comes to O-R-T-H-O-G-R-A-P-H-Y (that's the art of correct spelling). Serve up plenty of correct answers while sipping on a complimentary...

Laser Hair Removal at DSI MedSpa (Up to 87% Off). Four Options Available.

Hair almost always grows back, just like weeds and the Washington Monument. Smooth things over with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $169 for six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (a $954 value) $269 for six las...

One or Two Vaser Liposuction Treatments at BodySculpture Nova (Up to 66% Off)

Some stubborn flab can be resistant to traditional diet and exercise methods, which is why many doctors have developed more powerful techniques, including bribing unwanted fat with one-way tickets to Cabo. Banish unwanted fat with t...

Half-Day Photo-Walk Tour for One or Two from Premier Photo Tours (Up to 60% Off)

The stiff faces in turn-of-the-century photos give us a glimpse of an era before the invention of money finally made it possible to smile. Freeze your assets with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for a half-day photo ...

$139 for 12 Weeks of Children’s Ballet Lessons with Tutu and Tights at Bella Ballerina (Up to $334.04 Value)

Activities for kids compensate for the downsides of growing up, such as doing homework and realizing that your original teeth are never coming back. Put a smile on a child's face with this Groupon. $139 for a Kids' Ballet Lesson Pa...

Haircut and Style with Option for Partial Highlights, or a Keratin Treatment at Gilda's Beauty (Up to 57% Off)

Hair never stops growing, much like America's endless beautiful forests. Trim your ends with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $27 for a haircut and style (a $55 value) $65 for a haircut, partial highlights, and style (a $1...

One, Two, or Three PCA Chemical Peels at Laser Plus Lasertrolysis & Skin Care (Up to 62% Off)

Microdermabrasion takes a gentle approach to softening faces, unlike taking a hair dryer to a smug-looking snowman. Smooth things over with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for one PCA peel (a $175 value) $135 for two ...

10 or 20 Krav Maga Classes at Silverback Academy (Up to 75% Off)

Like practicing the piano while leg-pressing another piano, martial arts help develop strength and discipline simultaneously. Bolster body and mind with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for 10 krav maga self-defense c...

Cupcakes, Cake, and Ice Cream at The Cakery at King Farm (Up to 55% Off). Two Options Available.

Cupcakes tuck edible ingredients into more portable packages, much like pocket pizza, mini hot dogs, and bite-size Chinese buffets. Indulge in treats of every size with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for $25 worth o...

One Keratin Treatment with Option for Haircut, or Three Keratin Treatments at Salon Ö Tony (Up to 58% Off)

Smoothing out your hair in the morning is a hassle, typically involving haranguing it with a straightening iron or running it through the fingers of a jazz pianist. Simplify your routine with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options...

Indian Cuisine for Dinner for Two or Four at Taj Indian Cuisine (Up to 52% Off)

Eating out is the best way to brush up on good table manners, which include placing a napkin in your lap and always holding your soupspoon between the proper toes. Enjoy this Groupon with your mouth closed. Choose Between Two Opti...

$55 for Eight-Week Beginner Swing-Dance Course at Gottaswing ($110 Value)

Dancing is the second-best way to let the body do the talking, just short of being born with a mouth in your bellybutton. Speak from the feet with this Groupon. $55 for Eight-week Beginner Swing-Dance Course ($110 Value) Each week...

Dental Exam with Cleaning and X-rays, In-Office Zoom! Whitening, or Both at Chantilly Dental Center (Up to 75% Off)

Yellow teeth indicate bad habits such as smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee, or swishing with butter. White out bad hygienic choices with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for a dental exam with x-rays and cleaning (a ...

$6 for Punch Card for Five Small Ice Creams at The Double Dipper Ice Cream Parlor & Cafe ($12.95 Value)

We all scream for ice cream, especially when the truck is teetering on the edge of the cliff. Scoop to the rescue with this Groupon. $6 for a Punch Card for Five Small Ice Creams ($12.95 Value) Each small bowl contains one scoop o...

$20 for $40 Worth of American Cuisine at Ulah Bistro

Dining out is simpler than combining ingredients over an open flame or setting up a system of crazy straws that winds from your window to your neighbor's dinner table. Take it easy with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of American C...

Standard or Full Synthetic Oil-Change Package at Dulles Shell Service Center and Herndon Auto Care (Up to 71% Off)

Like a first-grader tasked with spelling “treble,” a dry car engine often spells trouble. Keep cars from spelling anything with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a standard oil-change package (a $64.95 total val...

$89 for an In-Office Teeth Whitening from Henry Lee, DDS, PA (a $450 Value)

Flashing a bright smile is an effective way to make a great first impression or to temporarily blind a pack of charging rhinos. Fine-tune aesthetic defense mechanisms with this Groupon. $89 for In-Office Teeth Whitening ($450 Value...

Three- or Six-Month Personalized Dating-Service Membership from Heart to Heart Introductions (Up to 59% Off)

Just like odorless, toxic gas, your soulmate could be anywhere. Breathe in romance with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $185 for a three-month personalized dating-service membership (a $450 value) $375 for a six-month pe...

One or Three 60- or 90-Minute Massages at Magdalen's Pure Skin Care in Rockville (Up to 65% Off)

Muscles, like holiday lights, can easily get in knots but garner lots of attention when displayed at parties. Put a twinkle in their eye with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $49 for one 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue mas...

West African Cuisine at Dinner at Roger Miller Restaurant (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Few things are as satisfying as a good meal or the thrum of a crossbow as it sends a bolt into a ham. Hit the spot with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for $24 worth of West African food at dinner $24 for $48 worth o...

Chiropractic Consultation with One or Two 45-Minute Massages at Mirando Chiropractic Center (71% Off)

Much like living with the truth about what's in the secret spice blend, living with a bad back can make life unbearable. Get rid of what's been weighing on you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a chiropractic p...

One or Two Mani-Pedis at Paradise Nail Lounge by Renia (Up to 56% Off)

Most people value you for what is on the outside, except for dogs, who can smell that you are full of bones. Upgrade your outsides with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $24 for one mani-pedi (a $55 value) $49 for two man...

Guided Tour for Two or Four of President Lincoln's Cottage (Up to Half Off)

History museums instill wonder in children who have become bored with their own closets full of skeletons. Discover a body of knowledge with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for two adult admissions for a guided cotta...

One or Two Aromatherapy Facials or $75 for $150 Worth of Skincare Products and Services at BioTec USA

Beautiful faces are the only faces that get a chance to appear on magazine covers or in movies where high school seems fun. Get starlet fever with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for one aromatherapy facial (a $90 val...

Keratin Treatment or Haircut and Conditioning with Highlights or Color at Profiles Hair Studio and Spa (Up to 61% Off)

Like the ocean, hair can be smooth one day, wavy the next, and sometimes needs to be cleansed of its oily surface. Get your unfathomable tresses under control with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $125 for a keratin smoothi...

In-Office Teeth-Whitening Treatment with Optional Desensitizer Treatment at DaVinci Teeth Whitening – DC (Up to 69% Off)

In the future, teeth will contain microchips—called molar panels—that collect the sun's energy to power gum chewing and forced smiling during awkward encounters with former bosses and guidance counselors. Benefit from current te...

Eyewear at New Era Eyecare Optometrists (Up to 87% Off). Two Options Available.

The most coveted level of vision is 20/20, which means you can correctly identify 20 out of 20 swear words on the optometrist's eye chart. Focus on what matters with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for eye exam and $...

Skin-Rejuvenation Package with 1 cc of Juvéderm or 1.5 ccs or 3 ccs of Radiesse from Dr. Barry Cohen (Up to 71% Off)

Mathematicians have worked to find a formula for beauty, but the best they have done is make a scatterplot that looks like Snow White. Be the fairest one of all with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $399 for a rejuvenation...

One, Three, or Five Acupuncture Sessions at South Baylo University Virginia Campus Clinic (Up to 67% Off)

Acupuncture is said to unblock the body's energy pathways, similar to the way a busy sidewalk is easily cleared by poking pedestrians with a javelin. Remove troublesome obstacles with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 f...

Racing Experience or Ride-Along from Rusty Wallace Racing Experience (Half Off). Four Dates Available.

After a few laps around a racetrack, humans don’t need coffee to feel awake, and cars don't need a splash of burnt-rubber-scented cologne to get ready for dates. Feel an adrenaline rush with this Groupon. Choose from Eight Option...

One, Two, or Three Colon-Hydrotherapy Sessions at Ageless Wellness Center (Up to 52% Off)

Relaxation is one of the elemental forces that keeps human bodies alive, alongside air, water, fire, and antifire. Ease into your element with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for one colon-hydrotherapy session (a $98 ...

One, Two, or Three Fraxel Skin-Resurfacing Treatments at Vivia Center for Cosmetic Therapy (Up to 73% Off)

Time has eroded the world's great works of classical beauty, from the lost arms of Venus de Milo to the Sphinx's firm, masculine tongue. Get a timeless look with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $599 for one Fraxel laser t...

5 or 10 Boot-Camp Classes at Infinite Fighting Concepts (Up to 90% Off)

Boot camps help you avoid the monotony of working out alone and screaming, "You'll never be as strong as the calves!" at your biceps. Get support with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for 5 boot-camp classes (a $125 v...

Three Laser Stretch-Mark or Striae Treatments for a Small or Large Area at Liquid Facelift Centers (Up to 78% Off)

Symmetry is an attribute of classic beauty, though this fails to explain the majesty of a mountain or the allure of a dog with a prosthetic leg. Make everybody stare with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $349 for three fr...

Haircut and Color at Salon Virage (Up to 56% Off). Two Options Available.

Having a stylist cut your hair is superior to cutting it yourself because it leaves your hands free to catch falling hair and stuff it in your pockets. Hold onto your looks with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $65 for a ...

Ice Skating with Skate Rentals for Two or Four at Capital Clubhouse (Half Off)

In ice skating, as in dangling from the edge of a cliff, it's important not to let a fear of falling make you miss an opportunity to hold someone's hand. Seize the moment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for ice ...

Lunch or Happy Hour at The Mighty Pint (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Even novice sommeliers know that a filet mignon should be paired with a rich red wine and a cheeseburger should be paired with a snifter of dipping ketchup. Set your muzzle to guzzle with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...

Visit for Two or Four, or Membership for One or a Household at Dumbarton House (Up to 53% Off)

History museums show us how people used to live: in history museums with all their possessions behind glass display cases. Intrude on the past with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $5 for admission for two (a $10 value) $10...

Eight Yoga Classes or One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes at MY BodYoga (59% Off)

Doing yoga keeps you limber and focused, much like hanging upside down from a second-floor balcony to dust a crystal chandelier. Clear muscular cobwebs with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for eight group yoga classe...

One or Two Gel Manicures with Paraffin-Dip Treatments at Modern Nails & Lashes (Up to 51% Off)

Applying a shiny coat of polish to your nails is all you need to make your fingers look stunning and to ruin all your stupid brother's baseball cards. Keep your digits in mint condition with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options...

$1,599 for Upper-Eyelid-Reduction Procedure for Both Eyes at Younger Image Plastic Surgery Center ($3,200 Value)

An aging face is like a growing mustache: without proper maintenance, both have the potential to resemble William Howard Taft. Eliminate presidential impressions with this Groupon. $1,599 for Upper-Eyelid-Reduction Procedure ($3,20...

Signature Facial, Aromatherapy Massage with Hot Towels, or Couples Massage at Tea Spa (51% Off)

The shoulders carry much of the body's tension, as well as the body's finite supply of shrugs. Let go with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for a 50-mintue Tea Spa signature facial (a $100 value) $49 for a 60-minute ar...

Three-Day Raw-Food Cleanse or Three-, Five-, or Seven-Day Juice Cleanse at Khepra's Raw Food Juice Bar (Up to 62% Off)

A juice fast gives the body a break from the refined sugar, red meat, and Funyun-topped apple pies typical of the American diet. Empty out the junk food with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $75 for a three-day raw-food cle...

Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, Large, or Extra-Large Area at Ageless Advantages (Up to 77% Off)

Hair almost always grows back, just like weeds and the Washington Monument. Smooth things over with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $139 for six laser hair-removal treatments for a small area (a $600 value) $249 for six la...

Winery Visit with Souvenir Glasses, Snacks, and Gift-Shop Credit for Two or Four at The Winery at Bull Run (Half Off)

Wine is an essential component of an elegant meal, alongside silk tablecloths and a server named Sir Anthony Hopkins. Taste good taste with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for a winery-visit package for two (a $44 va...

Moroccan Food at Taste of Morocco (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Moroccan cuisine is distinguished by its inimitable blend of sweet and savory flavors, and maracan meals are accompanied by the rhythmic sounds of salt- and peppershakers. Please a percussive palate with this Groupon. Choose Betwee...

$45 for a Chiropractic Consultation, Exam, Massage, and X-rays with Three Adjustments at Terrapin Care Center

Skeletons give anthropologists something to remember us by other than our unfinished novels and mediocre grandchildren. Take care of your bones with this Groupon. $45 for a Four-Visit Chiropractic Package (Up to $510 Total Value) ...

One, Two, or Three Infrared Slimming Body Wraps at Whole Health Medical Center (Up to 58% Off)

Like the three branches of government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreement over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with this Groupon. Choose from Thre...

Two or Four 30-Minute Private Music Lessons for Children at Ego Music (Up to 58% Off)

Studies show that children who don't learn to play a musical instrument often try to eat one. Keep didgeridoos out of their duodenums with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $30 for two 30-minute in-studio private music lesso...

Golf-Swing Assessment with 3-D Analysis and Video Lesson for One or Two from Golf Swing Exchange (Up to 62% Off)

Though modern golf clubs are made from space-age substances, earlier versions were crafted from the materials available at the time, such as T. rex bones or the scepters of deposed mayors. Swing a swifter club with this Groupon. Ch...

SilkPeel or Up to 20 Units of Botox or Dysport at DC Derm Docs (53% Off)

A facial treatment can help you look like your old self, much like squeezing into your childhood overalls and showing up on your old kindergarten teacher's doorstep asking for juice. Recapture youth with this Groupon. Choose Betwee...

Indian Meal for Two, or $15 for $30 Worth of Indian Cuisine at Mehak

In India, it's considered polite to eat only with the right hand, which leaves the left hand free to tousle the hair of the restaurant's designated scamp. Mind your manners with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $3...

Chinese Food at Yen Cheng Chinese Restaurant (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Overwhelmed by Chinese fare's beauty and deliciousness, Marco Polo had himself blindfolded and navigated the East by shouting his name out loud. Discover seductive savories with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $3...

$99 for a Mini Spa Package with Massage, Facial, and Manicure at B-CC Total Body Beauty Salon and Spa ($225 Value)

Massage brings about a sense of inner peace, much like meditating or imagining a bunch of flowers coming to life and then kissing each other. Feel better with this Groupon. $99 for a Mini Spa Package ($225 Value) During the mini s...

$20 for $40 Worth of Indian Cuisine at Delhi6

Being served by a good waiter makes you feel important, much like hearing people talk about something you did over a grocery store's intercom. Get what's coming to you with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Indian Cuisine The men...

5 or 10 Yoga Classes With or Without Yoga Mat and Bag at The Ayurvedic Path (Up to 77% Off)

In yoga, it's important to pay attention to what your body is telling you, such as "I can hold this pose for another 45 seconds, tops" or "You just put my hand down on a candle." Listen to your body with this Groupon. Choose from F...

Sippin' + Paintin' at Sippin' and Paintin' at 918 F Street

You know from all those post-work happy hours that a little booze brings out your inner networker. With today's deal, you'll find that it can bring out your inner artist as well: Enroll in Sippin' and Paintin', a hands-on painting c...

Cocktail Tasting for Two or Four at Modern (Up to Half Off)

Experienced bartenders are capable of pulling off elaborate liquor bottle tricks, like juggling them or slamming one against the bar to make a loud noise. Raise the bar with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a speci...

60-Minute Massage for One or Two, or 60-Minute Massage for One with Reflexology at New Ageless Massage (Up to 51% Off)

Getting massages is a healthy practice, unlike alphabetizing your flaws in a filing cabinet labeled "Shame Box." Adopt a good habit with this Groupon. Choose From Three Options $45 for one 60-minute individual massage (a $90 valu...

$59 for a Microdermabrasion Treatment at Breast and Body Solutions ($199 Value)

Looking good requires a concerted effort, much like setting a fire with your mind and then apologizing even though that was obviously cool. Impress everyone with this Groupon. $59 for a Microdermabrasion Treatment ($199 Value) An ...

One or Two Acupressure and Reflexology Treatments at Washington Institute of Natural Medicine (Up to 66% Off)

Though hitting a good pressure point can improve your body's natural energy flow, hitting the perfect one can cause your mouth to spurt tickets redeemable for prizes. Hit the jackpot with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...

Private Art Event for Up to 10, or a Three-Hour Adult Painting Session for 1 or 2 at Art by the Glazz (Up to 53% Off)

Artists always want muses without realizing they are a big responsibility, demanding regular walks, a ticket to every sunset, and smoothies made of old pastels and greek yogurt. Cultivate creativity an easier way with this Groupon. ...

4, 6, 8, or 10 Porcelain Veneers from Virginia Dental Group (Half Off)

A healthy smile is a natural way of showing affection to a potential mate or aggression to a potential meal. Let your mouth do its will with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $1,999 for 4 porcelain veneers (a $4,000 value) $...

Three Hot-Wax Car Washes or Detailing Package at Speedy Green Car Wash (Up to 54% Off)

A car with a muddy exterior tells passengers of rugged off-roading sessions, whereas a car with a muddy interior tells passengers of carpoolings with Swamp Thing. Pick your passengers wisely with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Op...

Two or Four Shampoo, Blow-Dry, and Style Sessions with a $50 Gift Card at Bazzak Salon (Up to 57% Off)

Like your music collection or a public reading of your dream journal, a hairdo says a lot about you. Control the message with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $70 for two shampoo, blow-dry, and style sessions and one $50 ...

One or Three Diamond-Tip Microdermabrasion Treatments at MyGentleLase (Up to 59% Off)

Having smooth skin makes you seem younger, just like calling your little sister "Mom" whenever you're in public. Keep 'em guessing with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for one diamond-tip microdermabrasion treatment ...

Three, Six, or Nine LipoLaser Treatments at Help for Health (Up to 77% Off)

Lasers are useful for zapping unwanted objects, from week-old leftovers to extraneous moons. Employ lasers' processes of elimination with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $525 for nine LipoLaser treatments (a $2,250 value)...

60- or 90-Minute Acupressure, Reflexology, or Acupuncture Treatments at Meridian Wellness Center (Up to 56% Off)

Back muscles often go neglected, since they're the hardest muscles to gaze at in the mirror or lovingly oil every night before bed. Have your own back with this Groupon. Choose Between Three Options $39 for a 60-minute acupressur...

$15 for $30 Worth of Belgian Cuisine at Sur La Place

Eating international cuisine at a local restaurant bypasses many transatlantic travel woes, such as jet lag and oar splinters. Stamp your palate’s passport with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Belgian Food and Drinks The menu...

One, Two, or Three 60-Minute Hot-Stone Massages at Natura Samsung International Medical Center (Up to 57% Off)

It doesn't take much to disrupt the body's internal energy: keeping an irregular sleep schedule, repressing anger, or squeezing an ice cube in your hand and slowly lowering your fist into a sink of hot water. Restore the balance wit...

Three-Course Prix-Fixe Seafood Dinner for Two or Four at Chef Tony’s Restaurant (Up to 55% Off)

Water covers more than 75% of the globe, teeming with still undiscovered life forms we could probably boil. Discover delicious fish with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $40 for two starters, two entrees, and two desserts...

Three-Course Prix-Fixe Seafood Dinner for Two or Four at Chef Tony’s Restaurant (Up to 55% Off)

Water covers more than 75% of the globe, teeming with still undiscovered life forms we could probably boil. Discover delicious fish with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $40 for two starters, two entrees, and two desserts...

Mani-Pedi and Haircut Packages at Salon Amarti (Up to 57% Off). Three Options Available.

Getting a professional haircut is less dangerous than lowering your head over the stove and pulling it back when the strands sizzle up to the right length. Get a smoking-hot new 'do with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $3...

10 or 20 Day Passes or a One-Month Membership to Chevy Chase Athletic Club (Up to 90% Off)

The gym is a safe place to work out, unlike the home of a stranger who promised you unlimited access to his room full of 20-pound hammers. Work up a healthy sweat with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for 10 day passes...

Custom-Tailored Menswear Packages from Aspetto (Up to 55% Off). Four Options Available.

Men's fashion has evolved beyond historical fads such as powdered wigs and tuberculosis. Modernize your style with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $89 for one custom dress shirt with six months of alterations (a $180 value...

Haircut and Blow-Dry with Full or Partial Highlights at Carla's Salon (54% Off)

Cultural icons often have signature hairstyles, from Little Orphan Annie’s luscious red curls to the bald cap hiding Michael Jordan’s luscious red curls. Find your own iconic look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...

Three-Hour Weight-Loss-Hypnosis Class for Two or Four at Living Lite Hypnosis Centers (Up to 91% Off)

Hypnosis is the best way to reach a trance-like state, second only to watching a plastic bowl melt in the microwave. Reach an altered state with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a three-hour weight-loss-hypnosis c...

One Month of Swimming Lessons for One or Two Kids or a Two-Hour Party for Up to 15 at Swim-U (Up to 61% Off)

Swimming lets kids experience the buoyancy formerly known only to bobbing apples and inflatable witches. Let your fledglings float with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for four swimming lessons in one month for one ch...

Tumescent Lipo Treatment for One, Two, or Three Body Areas at Heron SmartLipo Center (Up to 55% Off)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it must be swallowed whole, like a pill. Stay healthy to the core with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $999 for a tumescent lipo treatment for one area (a $2,000 value) $1,899 for...

Battery Replacement for a Non-Swiss or Swiss Watch, or Designer Watches and Watch Repair at Fashion Time (Up to 54% Off)

Watches are often passed down through a family due to their sentimental value and because only people who are related to each other have the same-sized wrists. Wear and share with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $6 for a ...

One or Three Microdermabrasion Treatments and G.M. Collin Spa Facials at McLean Laser Center (Up to 72% Off)

Microdermabrasion takes a gentle approach to softening faces, unlike taking a hair dryer to a smug-looking snowman. Smooth things over with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89 for one microdermabrasion treatment and one ...

One or Two 60-Minute Acupressure and Reflexology Treatments at Bliss Reflexology (Up to 51% Off)

Acupressure can ease the aches and pains caused by working on your feet all day and spending all night in an alley full of rocks and garbage. Pick yourself up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for one 60-minute ac...

One or Three Fraxel Laser Facial Treatments at Mountcastle Plastic Surgery & Vein Institute (Up to 55% Off)

Skin-smoothing lasers can make faces look younger, allowing parents to pose as their own children during high-school football tryouts. Put on your game face with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $349 for one Fraxel laser ...

One or Two Green-Tea Body Scrubs and Massages at Whole Health Medical Center (Up to 63% Off)

Like the three branches of government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreement over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with this Groupon. Choose Between T...

One, Two, or Four Spa-Rejuvenation Packages with Infrared-Sauna Sessions at Help for Health (Up to 69% Off)

Having wrinkled skin makes you look older, though oddly enough, so does running an iron over your face. Smooth out paradoxes with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $99 for one spa-rejuvenation package (a $280 value) $179 for...

Microdermabrasion, Chemical Peel, or Both, or Microdermabrasion with Facial at Ageless Advantages (Up to 56% Off)

The human face is crucial to being human, just as the key to being a comic-book villain seems to be having two human faces. Love the face that defines you as not a bad guy with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for a mi...

All-Day Paintball Package with Gear Rental for Two, Four, Six, or Eight at WarPlay Paintball (Up to 84% Off)

Winning at paintball, like pinning down an octopus, requires teamwork and a shirt you don't mind getting dirty. Emerge victorious with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $29 for a paintball package for two (a $153 value) $55 f...

Sandwiches, Salads, and Crepes for Two or Four or More at Muncheez Mania (Half Off)

Making a sandwich requires only two slices of bread, filling, and an expensive machine that holds the slices of bread steady while the filling is shot in between them with some sort of air-powered hose. Go somewhere that has that ap...

$149 for a Keratin Anti-Frizz Hair-Straightening Treatment at Annie Salon and Spa ($350 Value)

Without hair to protect them, scalps burn in the summer, freeze in the winter, and bear little to no fruit in the spring. Nourish a bumper crop of hair with this Groupon. $149 for a KeraSmooth Anti-Frizz Treatment ($350 Value) The...

One, Two, or Three Infrared Body Wraps at Nevaeh Management (Up to 58% Off)

The aging process slows down when you get a body wrap, just as the legal process slows down when you shout, "No, Your Honor, you're out of order!" instead of just reading the verdict. Hold time in contempt with this Groupon. Choose...

5, 10, or 20 Yoga or Pilates Mat Classes at Ananda Shala (Up to 64% Off)

Core strength is one of the fundamental tenets of health, alongside flexibility and never eating thumbtacks unless they are safely encased in wax. Sharpen your physique with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for 5 yoga ...

One or Two 60-Minute Deep-Tissue or Swedish Massages with Foot Reflexology at Sanam Day Spa (Up to 73% Off)

Getting a massage is a great way to manage stress and ensure your back isn't covered in scorpions. Clear your mind with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for one 60-minute deep-tissue or Swedish massage with foot refle...

Haircut with Optional Full Color and Moisturizing Mask or Partial Highlights at Le Ciel Salon and Spa (Up to 56% Off)

A salon visit is full of small pleasures, from receiving a scalp massage to picking up the velvet satchel of your hair as you leave. Savor the little things with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a haircut (up to an...

$1,199 for Six Zerona Body-Slimming Treatments at Change for Life Wellness and Aesthetic Center ($2,800 Value)

Losing weight can make you feel like yourself at last, unlike entering witness protection, which always makes you "Darby Hatbox." Show off the new you with this Groupon. $1,199 for Six Zerona Treatments ($2,800 Value) Zerona body-...

One, Two, or Three Sclerotherapy Treatments with a Consultation at Liquid Facelift Centers (Up to 57% Off)

Beauty is subjective, unless you're talking about a slam dunk or the second stanza of the Portuguese national anthem. Become an undisputed beauty with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $129 for one sclerotherapy treatment (...

Indian Cuisine for Two or Four or More at Saffron Indian Cuisine (Half Off)

Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of Indian cuisine for two $20 for $40 worth of Indian cuisine for parties of four or more The menu includes chicken vindaloo ($13), goan shrimp curry ($17), jumbo tiger prawns ($18), ...

$30 for a Two-Hour Introductory Diving Class at Blu Water Scuba ($79.95 Value)

Spending time underwater means learning to breathe only bottled air, just as spending time on land means learning to breathe at least 6 inches away from your nearest fellow bus passenger. Breathe right with this Groupon. $30 for a ...

Chiropractic Exam with X-rays, Massage, and Option of One or Two Treatments at Essential Health Center (Up to 91% Off)

Human endoskeletons are inside the body, unlike the exoskeletons of lobsters, grasshoppers, and piñatas. Protect your skeleton with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a chiropractic package (a $455 total value) Co...

Three-Course Mexican Dinner for Two or Four at T'Kila Latin Kitchen & Bar (Up to 58% Off)

Fine-dining etiquette dictates that napkins must be kept on your lap, unless being used to signal to the waiter that your table has hit an iceberg. Have a night to remember with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for a M...

5 or 10 Yoga or Tai Chi Classes at The Mindfulness Center (Up to 67% Off)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it must be swallowed whole, like a pill. Stay healthy to the core with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for 5 yoga or tai chi classes (a $90 value) $59 for 10 yoga or tai chi ...

One or Three Facials at Salon Roi (Up to 61% Off)

Every time dead skin cells are removed from your body, they reveal a new layer of skin, until finally, all that remains is a Russian matryoshka doll painted to resemble your skeleton. Reveal the radiance that lies beneath with this ...

Haircut, Full Color, and Blow-Dry, or Japanese Thermal Hair-Straightening Treatment at EZ Hair Salon (Up to 55% Off)

Some people use mirrors to make sure every hair is in place, whereas others use mirrors to make it look like they own more birds than they really do. Reflect on a new style with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a ...

$2,799 for a Complete Invisalign Treatment with Consultation at Apt Dental Associates (Up to $5,999 Value)

Wearing braces improves teeth, much like trapping a mime in an actual box improves their performances. Straighten up with this Groupon. $2,799 for Complete Invisalign Treatment with Consultation (Up to $5,999 Value) Invisalign str...

Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments or Six Zerona Body-Sculpting Treatments at Vita Nova Medical Spa (Up to 91% Off)

Spending a day at the spa can make you feel like royalty, much like cleaning out your earwax with a tiny silver spoon. Rule with a soft, well-moisturized fist with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $185 for six laser hair-...

$20 for a Paraffin Manicure with Gel Color at Solar Nails ($40 Value)

Manicures are a good way to thank your hands for all the words they've typed and babies they've delivered. Show your gratitude with this Groupon. $20 for a Paraffin Manicure with Gel Polish ($40 Value) Technicians groom and polish...

One or Two 75-Minute Reflexology Packages with Soaks and Scrubs at Sole Zones Reflexology & Massage (Up to 53% Off)

Having sore feet, like wearing a suit of armor or signing a five-year lease, makes it difficult to move. Evict bodily stress with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $75 for two 75-minute foot reflexology packages (a $160 va...

Italian Cuisine for Two or Four at Pines of Florence DC (Half Off)

Pizza is a party food, much like a piñata stuffed with shrimp. Break out the fun with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of Italian cuisine for two $25 for $50 worth of Italian cuisine for four Pine of ...

$45 for a Three-Visit Chiropractic Package with Hydro-Massages at Hirsh Chiropractic Center ($495 Value)

Most people go to a chiropractor to treat lower-back pain, whereas only a few go just to sit in a room with another person for a while. Join the many with this Groupon. $45 for a Three-Visit Chiropractic Package ($495 Total Value) ...

$10 for $20 Worth of Indian and Nepalese Cuisine at Shangri-La

Ethnic restaurants provide a taste of variety for everyone not lucky enough to travel frequently or secretly live in the United Nations food court. Have a far-flung feast with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Indian and Nepalese ...

In-Office Whitening, Dental-Exam Package, or Take-Home Whitening Kit at Greenway Smiles (Up to 90% Off)

Taking care of your teeth can seem like a chore, but it’s nothing compared to flossing the scuba divers out of a whale's baleen. Get a deep cleaning with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for a dental exam with two bi...

Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at The G Spa International (Up to 86% Off)

Hair removal gives shiftless lasers a creative outlet during their spare time, which would otherwise be spent harassing cats and blinding the Hubble Space Telescope. Give a beam a new purpose with this Groupon. Choose from Three Op...

Pan-Asian Cuisine for Lunch or Dinner at Zen Bistro & Wine Bar (Half Off)

Ethnic restaurants provide a taste of variety for everyone not lucky enough to travel frequently or secretly live in the United Nations food court. Diversify your tastes with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 w...

5 or 10 Youth Basketball-Training Sessions at IQ Sports Advantage (Up to 73% Off)

Choose Between Two Options $59 for 5 90-minute youth basketball-training sessions (a $180 value) $99 for 10 90-minute youth basketball-training sessions (a $360 value) During 90-minute Essentials of Basketball training sessions,...

Anti-Aging or Oxygenating Facial at Michelle’s Beauty and Day Spa (Up to 56% Off)

Caring for your body is a task that knows no end, much like counting all the stars in the night sky or shooing the drifters away from Mount Rushmore. Protect your well-being with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a...

Murder-Mystery-Theater Visit for Two or Four at The Haunted Cottage (Up to 55% Off)

Franklin D. Roosevelt inspired legions of Americans when he famously said, "The only thing we have to fear is this haunted house." Venture bravely into terrifying territory with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for tw...

Two, Four, or Six Infrared Body Wraps with Take-Home Bath Soak at Atlas Bodyworks (Up to 63% Off)

Time and pressure create profound transformations, turning coal into diamonds and diamonds into milk. Become something new with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for two infrared body wraps with take-home bath soak (a ...

Ethiopian Cuisine for Two or Four at Axum Restaurant (Up to 52% Off)

Ethiopian food works best when you don’t use silverware, much like eating pizza or performing an appendectomy. Give your favorite dish a hand with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for $24 worth of Ethiopian cuisine ...

15ria Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60

The reviews are in: Critics say "yes!" to the striking flavors and inviting atmosphere at 15ria. Located in the Doubletree Washington DC, 15ria has been heralded for its "creative and stylish comfort food," and for being "très cool ...

Abi Azteca Grill & Bar Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60

Welcome to Abi Azteca Grill & Bar! We specialize in delicious and reasonably priced cuisine, including our house specialties and other customer favorites. Our cuisine entrees are served in a relaxed and welcoming setting that you an...

Acacia Bistro & Wine Bar Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60

Welcome to Acacia Bistro & Wine Bar, Van Ness' latest addition to the health conscience culinary explosion sweeping the nation. Acacia uses primarily organic and natural ingredients selected from local growers in many dish. Known pr...

Acapulco Spirit Restaurant Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $2.40

With over 20 years of experience, and serving only the freshest and highest quality ingredients in our well portioned reasonably priced made to order dishes, we welcome your visit to Acapulco Spirit Restaurant. Our menu consists of ...

Addis Ababa Restaurant Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60

Drop into Addis Ababa Restaurant for good times and great food. The restaurant isa neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmospherethat you and your friends are sure to enjoy. Addis Ababa Restaurant also featur...

Alley Cat Restaurant Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $6

Drop into Alley Cat Restaurant for good times and great food. The restaurant is a neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmosphere that you and your friends are sure to enjoy. Alley Cat Restaurant also features...

Ambrosia Restaurant - "The Original" Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60

Welcome to Ambrosia Restaurant - "The Original"! We specialize in delicious and reasonably priced cuisine, including our house specialties and other customer favorites. Our cuisine entrees are served in a relaxed and welcoming setti...

Aroma Indian Restaurant Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60

Specializing in authentic Indian Cuisine, and located in the heart of Washington, DC's Golden Triangle District in Foggy Bottom, Aroma Indian Restaurant has serviced the Washington Metropolitan area since 1994. With two locations, o...

Asian Fusion by Marsala Country - Varsity Lounge @ Clarion Inn Hotel Coupon - $50 Gift Certificate for $12

Asian Fusion, by Masala Country, is a unique Asian fusion cuisine serving sparkling platters with a tantalizing experience of diverse and versatile Fusion Asian Cuisine. We will induce your palate with an incomparable selection of f...

Avenue Cafe @ Holiday Inn - Central Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60

Avenue Café @ Holiday Inn - Central, is located at Thomas Circle in NW Washington, DC, and provides the perfect fusion of American/Italian cuisine. Just minutes from all the major attractions, theatres, and hottest nightlight one co...

Axum Ethiopian Restaurant Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $2.40

Drop into Axum Ethiopian Restaurant for good times and great food. The restaurant is a neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmosphere that you and your friends are sure to enjoy. Axum Ethiopian Restaurant als...

Azteca Restaurant-Cantina Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60

Welcome to Azteca Restaurant-Cantina, providing fine Tex-Mex cuisine in a relaxed and welcoming atmosphere. Azteca, as it is most commonly known, uses only the freshest and highest quality ingredients in their made fresh to order da...

Babylon Futbol Cafe Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60

When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out Babylon Futbol Cafe. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. The ...

Barking Dog Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $2.40

When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out Barking Dog. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. The menu at ...

Basil Grille Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60

Welcome to Basil Grille! We specialize in delicious and reasonablypriced cuisine, including our house specialties and other customerfavorites. Our cuisine entrees are served in a relaxed and welcoming settingthat you and your friend...

Bistro 18 Lounge Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60

Back By Popular Demand, the new Bistro 18 Lounge infuses American, Caribbean and Mediterranean Cuisine in a relaxed and inviting atmosphere; while our new Hookah Lounge tantalizes your taste buds while you enjoy your favorite cockta...

Black Rooster Pub Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $2.40

The Black Rooster Pub was established in 1970, and is known to many as the"CHEERS" of Washington, DC. It's not uncommon to see a wide mixture of patrons enjoying their favorite British/Irish Pub fare and libations, while enjoying a ...

Bongamis Restaurant Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60

Welcome to Bongamis Restaurant. With live entertainment and a revered continental menu that features authentic and traditional African, Latin, and Caribbean cuisine, at more than reasonable prices, we offer an elegant and refined di...

Bonsai Restaurant Coupon - $50 Gift Certificate for $12

When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out Bonsai Restaurant. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. The me...

Brabo by Robert Wiedmaier Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $6

BRABO by Robert Wiedmaier unites traditional Belgian cuisine with contemporary creativity for distinctive Old Town Alexandria dining. Adjacent to the boutique Lorien Hotel & Spa, this restaurant is joined by BRABO Tasting Room and t...

Brasserie Monte Carlo Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60

When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out Brasserie Monte Carlo. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. Th...

Bukom Cafe Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60

Bukom Cafe was the first West African eatery to appear in town, and it can't help but stand out from the plethora of Ethiopian restaurants that blanket the metropolitan area. Named after a popular bar-restaurant district in Accra, t...

Cafe Berlin Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $6

Cafe Berlin has been serving traditional cuisine on Capitol Hill since 1986. It occupies the ground floor of three joined townhouses whose front yards serve as patios for outdoor dining in warm weather. The interior features a small...

Cafe Mozart Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60