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Japanese Cuisine and Drinks for Two or Three at Sapporo Grill Japanese Steakhouse (Half Off)
$10 $20 at Sapporo Grill Japanese Steakhouse - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
Dining out leaves you with a full stomach, fond memories, and pockets full of restaurant smell to take home to your kids. Enjoy appetizing aromas with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of Japanese cuisine...
$25 for an 18-Hole Round of Golf Including Cart at Arcade Creek Course at Haggin Oaks Golf Complex (Up to $53 Value)
$25 $53 at Arcade Creek Golf Course - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
It's difficult to hit a target from far away, which is why holes in one are rare and the Goodyear blimp has never been shot successfully with an arrow. Drive hard with a vengeance, thanks to this Groupon. $25 for an 18-Hole Round o...
$20 for 30 Classes from MetaBody Yoga & Fitness Pass ($350 Value)
$20 $350 at MetaBody Yoga & Fitness Pass - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
Like tug-of-war tournaments and harmonized singing telegrams, workouts are more effective when done with a group. Join a fitness community with this Groupon. $20 for 30 Yoga and Fitness Classes ($350 Value) This Groupon is valid a...
Haircut and Deep-Conditioning Treatment with Optional Partial or Full Highlights at Monroe Salon Spa (Up to 60% Off)
$28 $65 at Monroe Salon Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
A hairdo is one of the first things you notice about other people, unless they're bald or on fire. Attract attention with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $28 for a haircut, deep conditioning, and blow-dry (a $65 value) $5...
Indian and Italian Food and Drinks at 1st Choice Pizza & Curry (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$8 $16 at 1st Choice Pizza & Curry - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
Fusing international cuisines creates provocative new dishes, whereas fusing international languages still just sounds like Latin. Savor flavors without borders with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $8 for $16 worth of In...
12 CrossFit Classes at CrossFit Natomas
$25 $150 at CrossFit Natomas - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
If losing weight feels like a mystery, don't fret -- the certified CrossFit instructors at this state-of-the-art facility have cracked the code with their specially engineered butt-kicking workouts: • $25 ($150 value) for 12 Cros...
Two Tickets to a Comedy Show with Sodas at Blacktop Comedy
$10 $22 at Blacktop Comedy - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
In 2010, a group of local improvisers realized the need for some truly side-splitting comedy in the area, so they started Blacktop Comedy. Ever since, area residents have been coming in droves to this hilarious hangout to get a repr...
Cellulite Body Wrap or Facial Rejuvenation Mask at Central Valley Laser Center
$29 $99 at Central Valley Laser Center - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
See why one ecstatic customer at Central Valley Laser Center -- a medical spa that offers innovative alternatives for weight loss -- "would definitely recommend the office to friends!" • $29 ($99 value) for a cellulite body wrap ...
Paintball Admission and Equipment at Midway Paintball Facility
$35 $200 at Midway Paintball Facility - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
There are two top priorities at Midway Paintball Facility in Vacaville: unconditional safety and infinite fun. Sounds nice, right? So suit up for a colorful day of competition with this deal: • $35 ($200 value) for a full day of ...
Four 30-Minute Private Guitar Lessons at Sean O'Connor
$49 $100 at Sean O'Connor - Living Social - Expires 06/04/13
If you're looking to pick up some seriously sweet six-string skills, turn to this aficionado who graduated magna cum laude from the California State University music program and who teaches all ages and ability levels: • $49 ($10...
$10 to Spend on Gunther's Ice Cream and Shaved Ice at AlkaPureWater
$5 $10 at AlkaPureWater - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
The same kind of care that goes into the highly purified water -- a 12-step reverse-osmosis system is used to make this spot's H2O -- also goes into the undeniably delicious frozen treats. Savor dessert perfection with this deal: ...
Chiropractic Exam, 1-Hour Massage, and Adjustments at Bean Chiropractic
$120 $325 at Bean Chiropractic - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
As a former multi-sport collegiate athlete, this California native and doctor of chiropractic knows the importance of maintaining a healthy spine. With this deal, see why people have been turning to him for pain relief and bodily we...
One Hour of Tattoo Services at Backdoor Tattoo Studio
$59 $120 at Backdoor Tattoo Studio - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
For nearly 30 years, individuals with distinct personalities have been coming here to wear their hearts -- or whatever design of their choosing -- on their sleeves. Let these seriously talented body artists help you express yourself...
Carpet or Tile/Grout Cleaning at Keep It Clean America
$49 $150 at Keep It Clean America - Living Social - Expires 06/18/13
Featuring a heavy-duty, truck-mounted steam system that takes no grime prisoners, Keep It Clean America will refresh your home within 25 miles of Roseville: • $49 (regularly $150) for a carpet cleaning for up to 750 square feet...
3- or 4-Day Synchronized Swimming Summer Camp at Sacramento Synchronized Swim Team
$99 $300 at Sacramento Synchronized Swim Team - Living Social - Expires 06/04/13
If your little one likes ballet, gymnastics, and swimming, she'll love the combination of all three in the elegant art of synchronized swimming: • $99 ($300 value) for a 3- or 4-day synchronized swimming camp for ages 5-12 • Lea...
Keratin Treatment, Coloring Services or Extensions at Salon Entro
$50 $120 at Salon Entro - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
At this sleek and modern salon, you'll land tailored treatments for your hair from graduates of the Paul Mitchell Institute and Vidal Sassoon Academy, who wield only the highest quality products: • $50 ($120 value) for all-over c...
A Bowling Night for Six at Steve Cook's Fireside Lanes
$29 $70 at Steve Cook's Fireside Lanes - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
Owned and operated by a member of the PBA Hall of Fame, the impeccably maintained Steve Cook's Fireside Lanes provides all the fun the family needs -- even if you guys aren't flirting with scores of 300: • $29 ($70 value) for two...
$20 or $14 to Spend on Authentic Mexican Cuisine at Pinches Tortas
$7 $14 at Pinches Tortas - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
The wonderfully vibrant Pinches Tortas is a true homage to owner Osvaldo Hernandez's upbringing in Jalisco, Mexico. At this little slice of the homeland, which doesn't stray from traditional tastes, you'll savor pork-stuffed sandwic...
One-Year Dental Coverage Plan at Eureka Dental Group
$59 $568 at Eureka Dental Group - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
Much like a nice car, a great smile will take you places -- as long as you do routine maintenance. Stay on top of your oral health and cruise into a gorgeous grin with this comprehensive offer from the praised team at the family-fri...
Lawn Mowing Services at Dreams2Reality Construction & Landscape
$25 $75 at Dreams2Reality Construction & Landscape - Living Social - Expires 06/18/13
Be the talk of the neighborhood when you land a well-manicured yard without lifting a finger: • $25 ($75 value) for lawn mowing services for up to 1/4 of an acre • Comprehensive package includes mowing, edging, and trimming • W...
Birthday Party for Ten Kids with Activities at California Fame All Stars
$75 $150 at California Fame All Stars - Living Social - Expires 06/04/13
Whether your daughter has dreams of being on the sidelines of a professional sports team or she just loves to express herself through dance, the professional instructors at California Fame All Stars can cultivate her skills and fost...
Photo Booth Rental Package at 143 Photo Booth
$299 $695 at 143 Photo Booth - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
Formal party pics are so... formal. Let guests loosen up with this deal from 143 Photo Booth: • $299 ($695 value) for a two-hour photo booth rental package • $580 ($1,395 value) for a four-hour photo booth rental package • Will...
Tasting: Four Seasonal Beers + Four Cuts of Bacon at Pour House
$20 $40 at Pour House - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
More than 3,500 Facebook fans agree that this hip brick-walled gastropub is the go-to place for craft brews, small-batch whiskeys, tasty American dishes, and a helluva time. See for yourself: • $20 ($40 value) for 4 seasonal beer...
5K Run/Walk Registration for One, Two, or Four at Run to Rave (Up to 61%Â Off)
$29.99 $63.51 at Run to Rave - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Running at night offers many benefits, including cooler temperatures, less crowded roads, and the opportunity to personally thank the raccoon who sorts the neighborhood’s recyclables. Dart through the darkness with this Groupon. ...
$999 for a SmartLipo Treatment on Love Handles at Folsom Surgery and Vein Center ($5,000 Value)
$999 $5,000 at Folsom Surgery and Vein Center - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
People tend to notice when you've lost weight, especially if they are the people who carry your palanquin around. Show off your success with this Groupon. $999 for a SmartLipo Treatment on the Love Handles ($5,000 Value) During th...
$20 For $40 Worth Of Casual Mexican Dining (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$20 Certificates) at SOL MEXICAN RESTAURANT
$20 $40 at SOL MEXICAN RESTAURANT - Double Take Deals - Expires 06/02/13
While tortilla-based sombreros would be an excellent fashion statement (think of all the guac and spicy salsa you could fit on the wide brim), they might attract several wild species of birds and animals to your head. You’re bette...
$10 for $20 Worth of Burgers and Drinks at Squeeze Inn
$10 $20 at Squeeze Inn - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
The hamburger is an edible American icon, much like coleslaw made with shredded Norman Rockwell paintings. Bread, bite, and chew with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Burgers and Drinks Squeeze Inn's menu centers on its burger c...
$65 for Birthday Party for 10 with Skates, Party Room and Host, and Ice Cream and Drinks at Roller King ($139 Value)
$65 $139 at Roller King - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Ancient Greeks entertained themselves with pastimes such as gymnastics, wrestling, and running around wildly with an open flame. Play safely with this Groupon. $65 for a Standard Birthday-Party Package ($139 Value) Roller skate r...
Jump Time for One on Monday–Thursday or Friday–Sunday, or a Birthday Package at Sky High Sports (Up to 51% Off)
$8 $16 at Sky High Sports - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
Trampolines have multiple recreational uses beyond their practical applications for making the neighbor kids jealous or saving basketball mascots from burning buildings. Spring into the future of pastime technology with this Groupon...
One Month of Dance or Gymnastics Classes at Tricks Gymnastics, Dance, and Swim (Up to 61% Off). Four Options Available.
$25 $64 at Tricks Gymnastics, Dance, and Swim - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
As children grow up, they must learn that money doesn't grow on trees, dinner doesn't make itself, and real dogs are awful at basketball. Let kids be kids with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $25 for a month-long session o...
One, Two, or Three Microdermabrasions With Express Facials at Smile Maker Spa & Skin Care (Up to 77% Off)
$39 $150 at Smile Maker Spa & Skin Care - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Microdermabrasion takes a gentle approach to softening faces, unlike taking a hair dryer to a smug-looking snowman. Smooth things over with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one microdermabrasion and express facial ...
Chiropractic Exam with X-rays, 3D Imaging, and One or Two Massages at Barham Chiropractic (Up to 94% Off)
$29 $470 at Barham Chiropractic - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Getting a massage is an effective way to relax, much like dipping your feet into a warm box of puppies. Immerse yourself in comfort with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a chiropractic package (a $470 value) Exam...
Keratin Treatment or Haircut with Optional Full Color or Highlights at Darryl Hair Studio (Up to 67% Off)
$19 $50 at Darryl Hair Studio - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Most people value you for what is on the outside, except for dogs, who can smell that you are full of bones. Upgrade your outsides with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $19 for a haircut and style (up to a $50 value) $45 fo...
One- or Three-Month Gym Membership with a Monthly Private Training Session at Anytime Fitness (Up to 89% Off)
$19 $114 at Anytime Fitness - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
It's good to get in shape for summer, when lots of people will see you lounging by the pool or trying to climb through the windows of air-conditioned businesses. Look good with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a o...
One or Two Months of Membership with Initiation Fee at Gymboree Play & Music (Up to 66% Off)
$39 $115 at Gymboree Play & Music - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Playtime gives children a welcome respite from the daily grind of selling life insurance to their action figures. Help your little nine-to-fivers let their hair down with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one month...
$15 For $30 Worth Of Cheese Steaks (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at Cheese Steak Restaurant
$15 $30 at Cheese Steak Restaurant - Double Take Deals - Expires 05/31/13
The city of Philadelphia is the product of notable success stories, like the inception of the cheese steak, the adopted home of Ben Franklin, and triumphant boxing tales by underdog loan sharks. Enjoy a bite of brotherly love with...
Western States Horse Expo for Two or Four on June 7, 8, or 9 (Up to 56% Off). Four Options Available.
$18 $36 at Western States Horse Expo - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
Horses are mankind's natural companion, whether helping humans establish an agrarian society or stomping out the fledgling agrarian societies of our rabbit rivals. Stay on top with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $18 for g...
$59 for an Indoor or Outdoor Photo Shoot with Print and Digital Images at Flaunt Images Photography ($240 Value)
$59 $240 at Flaunt Images Photography - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
Good photographs can be ruined by redeye, when the bright light of the flash causes eyeballs to protect themselves by turning completely around and exposing their brain cords. Stare straight with this Groupon. $59 for an Indoor or ...
Cut, Condition, and Optional All-Over Color or Highlights from Angelica Meggers at Sleek Salon (Up to 70% Off)
$29 $80 at Angelica Meggers at Sleek Salon - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
A new haircut helps you stand out in the eyes of a special someone, especially if you sprinkle your old hair in funny places around their house. Change it up with this Groupon. Choose Between Three Options $29 for a cut and condi...
Half-Dozen or One Dozen Cupcakes at Let Them Eat Cake! in Davis (Up to 52% Off)
$8 $16.50 at Let Them Eat Cake! - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Without the promise of sweets, mouths would never have the patience to stay open during dentist's appointments or closed during beekeeping demonstrations. Keep mouths copacetic with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $8 for...
$79 for Three-Hour Guided Paddleboard Tour with On-Shore Lesson, Wine, and Oysters at Napa Valley Paddle ($194 Value)
$79 $194 at Napa Valley Paddle - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Humans often relax by communing with nature: hiking through mountains, paddling down rivers, and eating berries indiscriminately. Get your fill of nature with this Groupon. $79 for Guided Paddleboard Tour with On-Shore Lesson ($194...
$10 for $20 Worth of American Breakfast and Lunch Monday–Saturday at Pancake Circus
$10 $20 at Pancake Circus - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Pancakes, like acrobats, are easily stacked but make children cry when they topple to the ground. Have a balanced breakfast with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of American Breakfast and Lunch Monday–Saturday The menu includes b...
Haircut, Style, and Deep Conditioning with Optional Highlights at Sole' Salon & Spa (Up to 61% Off)
$29 $70 at Sole' Salon & Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Highlights subtly frame your face and draw attention to its best features, whereas low lights shade your neck bolts in darkness. Optimize your mug with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a haircut and style (a $40 va...
Two Lunch Entrees or One Hour of Billiards and Bar Food at Corner Pocket (Up to Half Off). Three Options Available.
$9.99 $19.98 at Corner Pocket - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Historically, green felt has only had two applications: lowering friction on pool tables' surfaces and giving life to Kermit the Frog. Occupy your hands with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $9.99 for two lunch entrees (u...
Los Cabos Suite + Dinner for 2 at Marbella Suites en la Playa
$299 $670 at Marbella Suites en la Playa - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Four- ($299), Five- ($374), or Six-Night ($449) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Garden-View Suite • Or, a Four- ($399), Five- ($499), or Six-Night ($599) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Partial Ocean View Suite • One R...
All-Inclusive Puerto Vallarta Resort at Vamar Vallarta All Inclusive Marina & Beach Resort
$300 $600 at Vamar Vallarta All Inclusive Marina & Beach Resort - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Three- ($300), Four- ($400), Five- ($500), or Six-Night ($600) Stay for Two in a Standard or Superior Room From Now to July 4; and August 16 to December 20 • Or, a Three- ($353), Four- ($470), Five- ($588), or Six-N...
Boutique Costa Rican Resort at Hotel Byblos Resort and Casino
$449 $820 at Hotel Byblos Resort and Casino - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
The Escape Kit • A Four-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $100 Food Credit ($449) • A Five-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $120 Food Credit ($559) • A Six-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $140 Food Credit ($6...
Oceanfront Boutique Resort at Sandy Haven Luxury Boutique Hotel
$419 $952 at Sandy Haven Luxury Boutique Hotel - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
The Escape Kit • A Four- ($419) or Five-Night ($500) Stay for Two in a Superior Garden View Room • Or, a Four- ($700) or Five-Night ($875) Stay for Two in an Ocean Front Room • Daily Continental Breakfast and Mimosas • Combine ...
All-Inclusive St. Lucia Resort at Smuggler's Cove St. Lucia
$879 $2,252 at Smuggler's Cove St. Lucia - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Four- ($879) or Six-Night ($1,319) Stay for Two in a Garden-View Suite Between Now and June 30 or September 1 to 30 • Or, a Four- ($999) or Six-Night ($1,499) Stay for Two in a Garden-View Suite Between July 1 and A...
Beachfront Caribbean Hotel at San Juan Water Beach Club Hotel
$398 $723 at San Juan Water Beach Club Hotel - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
Escape Kit • A Three-Night Stay for Two in an Atmosphere King Room ($398) • Or, a Four-Night Stay for Two in an Atmosphere King Room ($521) • Or, a Five-Night Stay for Two in an Atmosphere King Room ($639) • Daily Continental Br...
Big Wake Weekend: 1 Ticket at Big Wake Weekend
$44 $89 at Big Wake Weekend - Living Social - Expires 05/30/13
With this offer, catch wave after wave of excitement at Big Wake Weekend: Pay $44 ($89 value) for a two-day admission package. This weekend of water sports and outdoor entertainment is fun for all ages. Spend the morning soaking up ...
Two or Four Go-Kart Races for Kids or Adults at Driven Raceway (Up to Half Off)
$17 $34 at Driven Raceway - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Go-karts allow people to experience the thrill of driving without having to hear annoying radio ads or accidentally visit the World's Biggest Waffle. Stay on the grid with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $17 for two 10-lap...
One or Three Mani-Pedis from Rebecca at The Last Tangle Salon and Spa (Up to 61% Off)
$25 $50 at Rebecca at The Last Tangle Salon and Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/20/13
Your feet and hands need as much attention as you would give a small child or a penguin you are somehow forced to take care of. Pamper yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for one mani-pedi (a $50 value) $59...
Haircut and Conditioning with Optional Partial Highlights or Color at Spanish Fly Hair Garage (Up to 52% Off)
$29 $60 at Spanish Fly Hair Garage - Groupon - Expires 05/20/13
Getting a haircut is a great way to quickly change your look, and much easier than wearing a stack of wigs just in case. Shake up your style with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a haircut and conditioning package ...
Historical Walking Tour with Souvenirs for Two or Four from Monterey Waterfront & Cannery Row Tours (Up to 64% Off)
$19 $48 at Monterey Waterfront & Cannery Row Tours - Groupon - Expires 05/20/13
Walking tours explore intriguing surroundings at a leisurely pace, much like a photography class held in a thick bog of quicksand. Let it all sink in with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a walking tour of the Mon...
One-Night Stay with Starbucks Gift Cards at John Ascuaga’s Nugget in Greater Reno, NV
$45 $125 at John Ascuaga's Nugget - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Top Reasons to Stay at John Ascuaga’s Nugget It’s an ideal location for exploring Reno: adjacent to I-80 and just 4 miles south of downtown. The hotel also offers a free shuttle to Reno-Tahoe International Airport. At the 24-h...
Vegas Resort + Show at Bally's Las Vegas
$150 $430 at Bally's Las Vegas - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for Two in a North Tower Deluxe King Room, Sundays through Thursdays ($150) or Fridays and Saturdays ($270) • Two Show Tickets to Jubilee! • $30 Food and Beverage Credit for Bally's Restaurants and ...
Jackson Lake Cottages at Grand Teton Lodge Company
$583 $1,125 at Grand Teton Lodge Company - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Three-Night Stay for Two in a Patio Cottage at Jackson Lake Lodge ($583) • Or, a Three-Night Stay for Two in a Classic Cottage at Jackson Lake Lodge ($793) • Daily Breakfast for Two at the Pioneer Grill • Scenic C...
Gourmet Steak and Seafood Dinner at Sheepherder Bar & Grille (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$50 $100 at Sheepherder Bar & Grille - Groupon - Expires 10/12/13
Few things are as satisfying as a good meal or the thrum of a crossbow as it sends a bolt into a ham. Hit the spot with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for $50 worth of gourmet dinner cuisine for tables of two or more...
Dysport or Restylane at Folsom Surgery and Vein Center (Up to 61% Off). Five Options Available.
$275 $550 at Folsom Surgery and Vein Center - Groupon - Expires 02/15/16
It is often said that wrinkles are earned, unlike smile lines, which are a bittersweet punishment for experiencing happiness. Face yourself with this Groupon. Choose from Five Options $75 for up to 20 units of Dysport (up to a $1...
$97 for Four-Hour Public Speaking Workshop by SalesPartners ($297 Value)
$97 $297 at SalesPartners - Groupon - Expires 05/18/13
Learning something new requires clearing space in your head, which is best accomplished by sneezing out brain cells until you can't remember cursive. Make room for new skills with this Groupon. $97 for Four-Hour Public Speaking Wor...
$150 or $100 Toward Furniture, Beds, and Décor at FURNITURE USA
$49 $150 at FURNITURE USA - Living Social - Expires 06/11/13
At FURNITURE USA, a home-decorating superstore, you can fill your house with gallery-worthy items at factory prices. Score high-quality beds, dressers, tables, sofas, and more with this deal from one of the most trusted names in the...
Car Wash with Interior Vacuum and Wax at Roseville Auto Spa
$16 $32 at Roseville Auto Spa - Living Social - Expires 06/11/13
Why turn on the spigot and waste a beautiful Saturday hosing down your ride when the team at Roseville Auto Spa can use their 30-plus years of experience and top-notch Blue Coral products to get your vehicle looking brand-spanking n...
$500 Toward Windows, Doors, and Patio Covers at California Custom Sunrooms
$250 $500 at California Custom Sunrooms - Living Social - Expires 06/11/13
Since 1978, this trusted team has built stunning sun-filled spaces for more than 14,000 NorCal residents. Join that growing list of satisfied clients, so you can enjoy the beautiful rays this summer: • $250 for $500 to spend on w...
Historical Sacramento River Cruise for Two or Four, or Family of Four from Hornblower Cruises & Events (Up to 40% Off)
$24 $40 at Hornblower Cruises & Events - Groupon - Expires 09/14/13
Boats are like rich parents, in that they will float you for a few years while you drift around playing acoustic guitar and working on your coming of age novel. Live the dream with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $24 for ...
10 or 20 Pilates Mat, Yoga, or Core n' More Classes at Granite Bay Pilates and Yoga (Up to 76% Off)
$29 $100 at Granite Bay Pilates and Yoga - Groupon - Expires 02/12/16
Sun salutations are a necessary ritual that keeps our solar body from growing angry and burning libelous graffiti on the Hubble telescope. Help keep cosmic peace with today’s Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 10 Pilat...
$42 For A 60-Minute Swedish Massage Or 60-Minute European Facial ($84 Value) at Ella Blue
$42 $84 at Ella Blue - Double Take Deals - Expires 05/26/13
If only our elbows bent the other way, we could massage our own backs, though it would make buttoning shirts, highway driving, or playing the ukelele a whole lot trickier. With this DoubleTake Deal, let the friendly professionals...
One or Three 60-Minute Swedish, Deep Tissue, or Therapeutic Massages at Salon Hermosa (Up to 65% Off)
$29 $75 at Salon Hermosa - Groupon - Expires 02/11/16
Getting massages is a healthy practice, unlike alphabetizing your flaws in a filing cabinet labeled "Shame Box." Adopt a good habit with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one 60-minute Swedish, deep tissue, or ther...
$17 for One Dozen Cupcakes at Just Cakin' It Cakery & Dessert Bar (Up to $35.40 Value)
$17 $35.40 at Just Cakin' It Cakery & Dessert Bar - Groupon - Expires 05/19/13
What they lack in size, cupcakes make up for in cuteness, portability, and their ability to hide inside larger cakes. Keep track of compact morsels with this Groupon. $17 for One Dozen Cupcakes (Up to $35.40 Value) Choose from any...
Unlimited Bowling at Country Club Lanes (Up to 92% Off). Two Options Available.
$20 $250 at Country Club Lanes - Groupon - Expires 07/04/13
Professional bowlers bowl not forcefully but gingerly, lending the ball spin and preserving the unhatched robin eggs inside every pin. Strike softly with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for up to three games of bowli...
Pasta, Pizza, and Italian Classics for Two or Four at Anthony's Italian Cuisine
$10 $20 at Anthony's Italian Cuisine - Groupon - Expires 02/11/16
Boiling noodles is a great way to make a delicious pasta dish or express disdain for a kindergartner's art project. Demonstrate fine taste with this Groupon. Choose between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of Italian cuisine for two...
Reserve Wine Tastings with Bottles of Wine for Two or Four at Naggiar Vineyards and Winery (Up to 65% Off)
$25 $56 at Naggiar Vineyards and Winery - Groupon - Expires 08/10/13
Choose Between Two Options $25 for a reserve wine tasting for two (a $30 value) and one bottle of wine (a $26 value; a $56 total value) $39 for a reserve wine tasting for four (a $60 value) and two bottles of wine (a $52 value; a ...
Three Groupons, Each Good for Three Tacos, or a Mexican Dinner for Two at La Mex Taqueria (Half Off)
$2.50 $5 at La Mex Taqueria - Groupon - Expires 02/10/16
Ethnic restaurants provide a taste of variety for everyone not lucky enough to travel frequently or secretly live in the United Nations food court. Have a far-flung feast with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $7.50 for th...
Wine Tasting and Take-Home Bottles for Two or Four at Harmony Wynelands Winery (Up to 52% Off)
$14 $29 at Harmony Wynelands Winery - Groupon - Expires 02/10/16
Identifying different flavor notes in wine is a mark of refinement, like discerning the pedigree of a horse by its taste in jazz. Sip on singular vintages with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $14 for a wine tasting for t...
Men's Haircut, or Women's Haircut with Partial or Full Highlights by Julie at Red Chair Salon (Up to 60% Off)
$12 $25 at Julie at Red Chair Salon - Groupon - Expires 02/10/16
Hair is in a constant state of growth, much like global literacy or that baby—oh, in the name of all that is holy, that baby. Keep things under control with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $12 for a men's haircut, shamp...
One or Three 60-Minute Deep-Tissue Massages at East Sac MedSpa (Up to 56% Off)
$39 $89 at East Sac MedSpa - Groupon - Expires 02/09/16
Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else's table. Let loose with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute deep-tissue massage (a $8...
Roller-Skating with Skate Rental and Food for Two or Four at Foothill Skate Inn (Up to 54% Off)
$12 $26 at Foothill Skate Inn - Groupon - Expires 02/09/16
The frictionless thrill of skating is what people seek whenever they skid across linoleum in socks or dive down the county fair's butter slides. Don't let anything slow you down with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 fo...
$89 for One-Week Gymnastics Camp at Rodina Elite Gymnastics Academy ($190 Value). Three Dates Available.
$89 $190 at Rodina Elite Gymnastics Academy - Groupon - Expires 06/03/13
Activities for kids compensate for the downsides of growing up, such as doing homework and realizing that your original teeth are never coming back. Put a smile on a child's face with this Groupon. $89 for One-Week Gymnastics Camp ...
Japanese Cuisine for Two or More at Dinner or Lunch at Kenro's (Up to 52% Off)
$12 $25 at Kenro's - Groupon - Expires 02/08/16
A well-rolled piece of sushi won't fall apart when you try to pick it up, unlike the pile of leaves you briefly thought was a baby. Keep it together with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for $25 worth of Japanese cuis...
Mexican Cuisine at Pepe's Taqueria (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$10 $20 at Pepe's Taqueria - Groupon - Expires 02/08/16
Dining out with young children can be a challenge, especially when they won't stop playing with their food or mispronouncing "bouillabaisse." Enjoy a family meal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of ...
Haircut with Optional Full Color or Partial or Full Highlights at Hair Phases International (Up to 65% Off)
$19 $40 at Hair Phases International - Groupon - Expires 02/07/16
A haircut is a cheaper way to redefine your image than getting back from India and never shutting up about it. Change things up with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $19 for a haircut and style (a $40 value) $45 for a hairc...
Costa Rican Resort at Hotel Leyenda
$779 $1,566 at Hotel Leyenda - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
The Escape Kit • A Four- ($779), Five- ($879), Six- ($979), or Seven-Night ($1,079) Stay for Two in a Jungle Forest Suite • Welcome Bottle of Wine and Fresh Fruit Upon Arrival • Daily Breakfast and Dinner with Drinks • Choice of...
Bahamas Luxury Resort at Grand Isle Resort & Spa
$959 $1,600 at Grand Isle Resort & Spa - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
Escape Kit • A Four-Night ($959) or Six-Night ($1,439) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Garden-View Villa between May 28 and December 20, 2013 • Or, a Four-Night ($1,679) or Six-Night ($2,519) Stay for Up to Four Guests in a Two-Bedr...
All-Inclusive Dominican Resort at Be Live Grand Marien
$369 $1,155 at Be Live Grand Marien - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
The Escape Kit • A Three- ($369), Four- ($525), or Five-Night ($655) Stay for Two in a Superior Deluxe Room • All Inclusive of Meals, Alcoholic and Non-Alcoholic Beverages, Taxes, and Fees • Combine Unlimited Vouchers for an Exte...
Mexican Food at Hecho en Mexico (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$5 $10 at Hecho en Mexico - Groupon - Expires 02/06/16
It's only acceptable to sweat in public when eating a spicy Mexican dish, playing sports, or being proposed to on live television. Feel the heat with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for three Groupons, each good for ...
Cigars and Accessories at Tobacco Man (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$20 $40 at Tobacco Man - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
Smoking a cigar is a traditional way to celebrate the birth of a child that came out looking like Groucho Marx. Be ready for a special occasion with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of cigars and accesso...
$10 for $20 Worth of Indian Dinner Fare at Bombay Bistro in Roseville
$10 $20 at Bombay Bistro - Groupon - Expires 02/06/16
Though India and Indiana are roughly the same word, their cuisine offerings are worlds apart. Find out the difference two letters make with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Indian Dinner Fare The menu includes mango chicken ($13...
Western States Horse Expo: One-Day Pass at Western States Horse Expo
$9 $18 at Western States Horse Expo - Living Social - Expires 06/07/13
Saddle up for a day with some of the most exciting equines around the world with this offer from the Western States Horse Expo, held June 7 to 9: For $9 ($18 value), score a one-day adult pass -- good for ages 13 and older. Known th...
Two-Month Storage Rental for Any Unit up to 10x10 at 21st Century Self Storage
$30 $199 at 21st Century Self Storage - Living Social - Expires 06/04/13
Why turn your living room into an extra closet when you can put your extra belongings in a top-notch space outside of your home that is monitored by 24/7 security? Do just that with this deal from the eco-friendly self-storage compa...
$500 Toward Custom Granite or Marble Countertops at EZ Tile and Marble
$200 $500 at EZ Tile and Marble - Living Social - Expires 06/04/13
They say kitchens and bathrooms sell houses -- making this deal from the team that uses skill, artistry, and quality products a sound investment. • $200 for $500 toward custom countertops and installation services • Each projec...
Custom-Designed iPhone or iPad Case at iBrand
$15 $30 at iBrand - Living Social - Expires 06/04/13
It's always by your side, and you could never go a day without it -- no, we're not talking about your significant other, we're talking about your iPhone. Protect your digital friend with a custom case with this deal: • $15 ($30 v...
Mexican Food for Two or Four at Casa Ramos (Half Off)
$10 $20 at Casa Ramos - Groupon - Expires 02/05/16
The conquistadors visited Mexico looking for gold, spices, and a food to pair with their frozen margaritas in cactus glasses. Share in their discovery with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of Mexican foo...
Pizza, Pasta, and Calzones at La Riviera Family Pizza (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$10 $20 at La Riviera Family Pizza - Groupon - Expires 07/06/13
A pizza is always a welcome sight, even if its pepperonis are arranged in the shape of a scowl. Dig into a truly happy meal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of pizza, pasta, and calzones $20 for $40...
One or Three Facials with Optional Microdermabrasion Treatments at RIM Aesthetics (Up to 73% Off)
$39 $120 at RIM Aesthetics - Groupon - Expires 02/05/16
A pretty face easily sticks in one's memory, much like a catchy song or a horse with udders. Stand out from the herd with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute facial or microdermabrasion with a 60-minute...
$20 for Historic or Ghost Walking Tour or Adult-Themed Walking Tour from Hysterical Walks & Rides (Up to $40 Value)
$20 $40 at Hysterical Walks & Rides - Groupon - Expires 09/11/13
To be considered a historical landmark, buildings must be at least 50 years old and contain at least one Founding Father's skeleton. Feel history in your bones with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for a historic or g...
Haircut and Style, Partial or Full Highlights, or Full Color at Sweethearts Salon & Spa (Up to 65% Off)
$45 $130 at Sweethearts Salon & Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/05/16
Men's hairstyles have always reflected the politics of their era—crewcuts embodied the conservatism of the 1950s and shoulder-length locks reflected Nixon's 1972 "Longer Ain't Wronger" reelection campaign. Be in the hair and now w...
One or Three 60-Minute Microdermabrasion Facials from Sally Rinaldo at Bellara Salon & Spa (Up to 74% Off)
$39 $125 at Advanced Esthetics by Sally - Groupon - Expires 02/04/16
Diamonds are strong as well as beautiful, just like the daughter you wish you had. See a younger version of yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute microdermabrasion facial (a $125 value) $99 ...
Portrait Packages with Three-Image CD and Prints or Gallery-Wrap at jcp portraits (Up to 83% Off)
$25 $150 at jcp portraits - Groupon - Expires 07/28/13
Family portraits are great for remembering special occasions, such as the arrival of a new baby or that time everyone just happened to wear the same pantsuit. Capture the moment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 fo...
Bowling for Up to Six with Shoe Rental at Capitol Bowl (Half Off). Three Options Available.
$18 $36 at Capitol Bowl - Groupon - Expires 02/04/16
Bowling shoes aren’t just fashionable—they provide the added two inches of height needed to load your ball into a regulation-size trebuchet. Lace up and reach for a three-holed pin puncher with this Groupon. Choose from Three O...
Three or Six Groupons, Each Good for $10 Worth of Mexican Cuisine at Pepe's Mexican Food
$5 $10 at Pepe's Mexican Food - Groupon - Expires 02/03/16
It's only acceptable to sweat in public when eating a spicy Mexican dish, playing sports, or being proposed to on live television. Feel the heat with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for three Groupons, each good for ...
Aerospace Museum of California Visit for Two or Four or a Family Membership (Up to 54% Off)
$8 $16 at Aerospace Museum of California - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
Choose from Three Options $8 for two adult admissions (up to a $16 value) $13 for a family admission for two adults and two children (up to a $28 value) $49 for a one-year family membership (a $90 value) The family membership is...
One- or Two-Hour Hypnosis Session at Power To Uplift (Up to 69% Off)
$39 $125 at Power To Uplift - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
Hypnosis is the best way to reach a trance-like state, second only to watching a plastic bowl melt in the microwave. Reach an altered state with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a one-hour hypnosis session (a $125...
One or Three 60-Minute Massages and 15-Minute Reiki Sessions at Consciously Living In Light (Up to 74% Off)
$29 $110 at Consciously Living In Light - Groupon - Expires 02/01/16
Massage is a safer way to work out knots than lying on the floor of your car and working the pedals with your hands to drive over speed bumps. Slow down and relax with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one 60-minut...
3, 6, or 10 Tanning or Spa Services at Planet Beach (Up to 89% Off)
$35 $147 at Planet Beach - Groupon - Expires 02/01/16
In the Dark Ages, princesses exfoliated with Fabergé-egg dust and filed fingernails on the edges of gold doubloons. Revel in more modern and luxurious beauty treatments with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for 3 tann...
Obagi Blue Peel or Facials at Center for Cosmetic Eyelid and Laser Surgery (Up to 75% Off)
$79 $240 at Center for Cosmetic Eyelid and Laser Surgery - Groupon - Expires 02/01/16
Clogged pores cause acne and blemishes and make it harder to absorb your tears into your face for later re-crying. Open up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $75 for one Obagi Blue peel (a $300 value) $79 for three tran...
4 or 10 Kickboxing Classes with Personal-Training Session and Boxing Gloves at iLoveKickboxing.com (Up to 74% Off)
$50 $195 at iLoveKickboxing.com - Groupon - Expires 09/28/13
Kickboxing is gaining popularity because of its high-energy sessions, full-body workout, and the rising threat of prizefighter-kangaroo encounters. Prepare your body for physical feats and marsupial feet with this Groupon. Choose B...
Three-Course Italian Cooking Class for One or Two at Napoli Culinary Academy (Up to 54% Off)
$69 $150 at Napoli Culinary Academy - Groupon - Expires 01/31/16
The kitchen is statistically the most dangerous room in a home because it contains the highest concentration of knives, open flames, and pots full of semiliving lobsters. Learn to navigate this danger zone with this Groupon. Choose...
One or Two Detoxifying Colon Cleansing Packages at The Colon Therapy Center (Up to 64% Off)
$34.99 $90 at The Colon Therapy Center - Groupon - Expires 01/30/16
Much like cleaning out the basement or building a burning effigy out of high-school yearbooks, internal cleansing helps expunge toxic reminders of years past. Start the semester with a clean slate with this Groupon. Choose Between ...
Eyelash Extensions with Option for Fill, or Three Sets of Eyelash Extensions at Lioness Spa & Lashes (Up to 61% Off)
$39 $85 at Lioness Spa & Lashes - Groupon - Expires 01/30/16
Batting your eyelashes at someone is a sign of affection, much like mowing "I 'lawn' for you" into their front yard. Look well-groomed with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one set of eyelash extensions (an $85 val...
$200 Toward Window Tinting + In-Home Consultation at Tint 2K
$99 $200 at Tint 2K - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
We're no strangers to the sun in this town, but that doesn't mean we have to rock our sunglasses indoors. Shield harmful and bothersome rays with this deal from the trusted business with the motto: "Why squint when you can tint?" ...
Gourmet Chocolate and Sweets at The San Francisco Chocolate Factory (Up to 53% Off). Two Options Available.
$10 $20 at The San Francisco Chocolate Co. - Groupon - Expires 01/25/16
Like fine wine, chocolate comes in many varieties and tastes better when you talk about it in a French accent. Parlez vous delicious with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of sweets $19 for $40 worth of s...
$99 for Six UltraSlim Treatments Performed in One Visit at BellaVita BodyWorks ($750 Value)
$99 $750 at BellaVita BodyWorks - Groupon - Expires 01/30/16
Fat can seem impossible to get rid of, much like that dark, flat thing that follows you everywhere. Get a svelte shadow with this Groupon. $99 for Six UltraSlim Treatments, All Performed in One Visit ($750 Value) UltraSlim aims to...
.5 cc or 1 cc of Restylane at Beauty Chateau Med Spa Salon (Up to 57% Off)
$149 $350 at Beauty Chateau Med Spa Salon - Groupon - Expires 01/30/16
Becoming an adult means developing a few wrinkles, much like becoming a teenager means driving across the country to meet the scientists that grew you. Escape the inevitable with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $149 for ...
One or Three Brazilian Waxes or $20 for $40 Worth of Waxing Services at Beauty by Danielle
$22 $55 at Beauty By Danielle - Groupon - Expires 01/27/16
Waxing is a good way to make your legs feel like two smooth baby dolphins. Turn heads at the beach with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for $40 worth of any waxing services $22 for one Brazilian wax (a $55 value) $55 ...
Massage, Footbath, and Far-Infrared Sauna Session for One or Two at Wind-N-Willow Specialty Shop & Spa (Up to 65% Off)
$55 $140 at Wind~N~Willow Specialty Shop & Spa - Groupon - Expires 01/27/16
A day at the spa is as relaxing as the first eight weeks living alone on a submarine. Succumb to the silence with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $55 for an Ultimate Relaxation Package for one (a $140 value) $99 for an U...
Ice Skating for Two or Four with Skate Rental at Vacaville Ice Sports (Up to 57% Off)
$19 $44 at Vacaville Ice Sports - Groupon - Expires 09/28/13
Since its invention, ice skating has brought us countless thrilling hockey games, scores of inspiring figure-skating routines, and one unforgettable NBA season. Be like Darryl Dawkins in the ’82-’83 season with this Groupon. Ch...
$15 for $30 Worth of Pub Food and Drinks at Cap's Bar and Grill
$15 $30 at Cap's Bar and Grill - Groupon - Expires 01/27/16
Even novice sommeliers know that a filet mignon should be paired with a rich red wine and a cheeseburger should be paired with a snifter of dipping ketchup. Set your muzzle to guzzle with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Grilled ...
$29 for Registration to Armed Forces Day – 5-Mile Mud Run ($59 Value)
$29 $59 at Armed Forces Day - 5m Mud Run - Groupon - Expires 06/13/13
If you want to win a mud run, you can’t be afraid to get a little dirty or metamorphose into a worm. Do what it takes to win with this Groupon. $29 for Registration to Five-Mile Mud Run on Saturday, May 18, at 9 a.m. ($59 Value) ...
Haircut and Style with Deep Conditioner, Color, or Partial or Full Highlights at Abeille Salon (Up to 65% Off)
$22 $60 at Abeille Salon - Groupon - Expires 01/26/16
True happiness comes from finding beauty everywhere you look, especially in mirrors. Like what you see with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $22 for a haircut, style, and deep conditioning treatment (a $60 value) $45 for a ...
6- or 12-Pack of Barre Fitness Classes at Barre-Flies (Up to 66% Off)
$35 $91 at Barre-Flies - Groupon - Expires 01/25/16
"Losing weight" and "feeling great" have rhymed ever since Congress ordered them to with the Make Life More Perfect Act of 1927. Everything fits with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for 6-pack of barre fitness classe...
Cut, Style, and Deep-Conditioning with Option for Redken Clear Color Shine at True Salon and Spa (Up to 55% Off)
$24 $53 at True Salon and Spa - Groupon - Expires 09/21/13
A barber uses many tools: shears for cutting, brooms for sweeping, and Barbicide for killing Barbas, demon of fear. Leave it to a professional with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $24 for a cut and conditioning package (a...
One- or Three-Month Women’s Gym Membership to The Oasis Club & Spa (Up to 67% Off)
$17 $50 at The Oasis Club & Spa - Groupon - Expires 04/14/14
Time has eroded the world's great works of classical beauty, from the lost arms of Venus de Milo to the Sphinx's firm, masculine tongue. Get a timeless look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $17 for a one-month fitnes...
Haircut and Conditioner with Optional Color or Partial or Full Highlights at The Grove Salon (Up to 74% Off)
$29 $80 at Serina Gomez at The Grove Salon - Groupon - Expires 04/14/14
A new hairstyle can transform your entire appearance, assuming that you are buried up to your head in quicksand. Look great from top to bottom with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a haircut package (up to an $80 to...
One, Three, or Six Microdermabrasion Treatments from Claudia Gudino at Salon Bella (Up to 59% Off)
$49 $99 at Claudia Gudino at Salon Bella - Groupon - Expires 04/13/14
Wrinkles make you look older, so people ask you things such as, "What were horses for?" Keep your secrets with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for one microdermabrasion treatment (a $99 value) $129 for three microderm...
One or Three 60-Minute Massages with Chiropractic Exam and Alignment at Rocklin Family Chiropractic (Up to 90% Off)
$29 $296 at Rocklin Family Chiropractic - Groupon - Expires 01/23/16
Most people go to a chiropractor to treat lower-back pain, instead of waiting for the discomfort to go away or hiring a hypnotist to convince them that backs are imaginary. Join the many with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Option...
Pizza and Drinks at Papa John’s Pizza (Half Off). Three Options Available.
$8 $16 at Papa John’s Pizza - Groupon - Expires 01/21/16
Pizza, much like the earth, is circular, flat, and supports the existence of Karl Malone. Enjoy something that always delivers with this Groupon. Choose Between Three Options $8 for a large four-topping or specialty pizza (up to ...
One or Three 75-Minute European Facials from Jessica at Bellara Salon and Spa (Up to 59% Off)
$39 $80 at Jessica at Bellara Salon and Spa - Groupon - Expires 04/10/14
A facial rehydrates skin that's been dried out by years of hanging out in the sun or being trapped inside a large, airtight plastic bag. Break out without breaking out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a 75-mi...
Pizza or Sandwiches for Two or Four at Sundance Sandwich (Up to Half Off)
$13 $26 at Sundance Sandwich - Groupon - Expires 04/10/14
Sandwiches are a convenient lunch, in addition to being the subtlest way to publicly slip someone $700 crumpled up to look like lettuce. Eat some greens with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $13 for two 12-inch specialty ...
Dinner for Two or Four at Grill Master's Steak House (Half Off)
$15 $30 at Grill Master’s Steak House - Groupon - Expires 04/09/14
A high-protein diet can help build muscle, which comes in handy for fighting off a shark that is also on a high-protein diet. Take a bite out of the circle of life with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth o...
One or Three Anti-Aging Facials at Aesthetics by Christine (Up to 61% Off)
$29 $65 at Aesthetics by Christine - Groupon - Expires 01/19/16
Getting a facial is the most caring thing you can do for your face aside from pressing it deeply into the hands of a kindly old man. Refresh your face with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one 45-minute galvanic a...
Style and Haircut Packages at Designer Hair Studio (Up to 64% Off). Three Options Available.
$15 $40 at Designer Hair Studio - Groupon - Expires 04/09/14
Hair is like a tree—it grows slowly and if left untrimmed, can accrue the lost baseballs of neighborhood kids. Keep kids out of your hair with today’s Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for a shampoo, blow dry, and style ...
Japanese Food for Two or Four at The Izakaya (Half Off)
$15 $30 at The Izakaya - Groupon - Expires 04/08/14
Sushi brings together two things commonly thrown at weddings--rice and raw fish. Celebrate a beautiful union with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of sushi for parties of two or more $25 for $50 worth of...
One, Three, or Five Fractional Laser Skin-Resurfacing Treatments at ALC of Vallejo (Up to 69% Off)
$249 $650 at ALC of Vallejo - Groupon - Expires 09/14/13
Scars often reveal embarrassing stories, such as the time you fell off your bike or the time you tried to get back at your bike. Erase painful memories with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $249 for one fractional laser tr...
European Facials and Brow Waxes from Kristal Mussetter at DND Hair Studio (Up to 61% Off). Three Options Available.
$39 $100 at Kristal Mussetter at DND Hair Studio - Groupon - Expires 04/08/14
You can learn a lot about people by looking at their faces, such as how they feel about your jokes or whether they have a face, too. Refresh your visage with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one European facial (a ...
American Food for Two, Four, or Eight or More at Original Mel's Diner (Half Off)
$8 $16 at Original Mel's Diner - Groupon - Expires 09/14/13
Diners often immerse customers in classic Americana, with burgers and milk shakes on the menu and recordings of presidential addresses on the jukebox. Ask what you can do for your taste buds with this Groupon. Choose from Three Opt...
Argentine-Tango or Salsa Group Classes for One or Two at Del Campo Dance Studio (Up to 57% Off)
$39 $80 at Del Campo Dance Studio - Groupon - Expires 01/19/16
Knowing how to dance is the mark of a true gentleman, like being good at archery and helping a sweet old lady with her homework. Take steps toward chivalry with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for eight argentine-tan...
One or Three Lipo-Laser Treatments on Two Body Areas at Affordable Lipo Center (Up to 72% Off)
$89 $300 at Affordable Lipo Center - Groupon - Expires 04/19/14
Losing weight can be life altering, especially when you consider that your dog may no longer recognize and love you. Become a new you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89 for one lipo-laser session on two areas (up t...
One or Three 60-Minute Signature Facials at Alchemy Day Spa and Boutique (Up to 55% Off)
$29 $65 at Alchemy Day Spa and Boutique - Groupon - Expires 01/17/16
Beautiful faces are the only faces that get a chance to appear on magazine covers or in movies where high school seems fun. Get starlet fever with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one signature facial (a $65 value...
$12 for $20 Worth of Cafe Food and Drinks at Amore Cafe & Bakery
$12 $20 at Amore Cafe & Bakery - Groupon - Expires 04/07/14
Unlike speedy in-and-out coffee shops, cafés indulge fantasies of sneaking off through misty European streets paved with pain au chocolat and lined with biscotti parking meters. Sip into a waking dream with this Groupon. $12 for $...
$7 for $14 Worth of Breakfast Fare at The Original Pancake House in Roseville
$7 $14 at The Original Pancake House - Groupon
Pancakes, like acrobats, are easily stacked but make children cry when they topple to the ground. Have a balanced breakfast with this Groupon. $7 for $14 Worth of Pancakes and Breakfast Fare Specialties include dutch baby pancakes...
One or Three 60- or 90-Minute Massages at Mystic Heart Massage (Up to 69% Off)
$29 $75 at Mystic Heart Massage - Groupon
Getting a massage can be relaxing, like listening to the sound of the rainforest or to the sound of a whale whispering, "You are in a safe place." Feel at peace with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $29 for one 60-minute ma...
Haircut, Color, and Keratin Packages at Salon Entro (Up to 66% Off). Three Options Available.
$49 $140 at Salon Entro - Groupon
After leaving office, presidents have to readjust to normal life, where there's no vice president to wash their hair every morning. Get a stately head with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for a haircut and partial hig...
Four or Six Private Drum Lessons at The Drum Lab in Rocklin (Up to 76% Off)
$29 $120 at The Drum Lab - Groupon
Scientists agree that children are our future, which is why most children are sealed in time capsules with a flashlight and a stack of magazines. Give a child something he or she will really dig with this Groupon. Choose Between Tw...
$10 for $20 Worth of Burgers and Drinks at Squeeze Inn West Sacramento
$10 $20 at Squeeze Inn - Groupon
The hamburger is an edible American icon, much like coleslaw made with shredded Norman Rockwell paintings. Bread, bite, and chew with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Burgers and Drinks Squeeze Inn's menu centers on the burger c...
Bowling League Entry or Bowling Package for Up to Six with Drinks and Arcade Games at Country Club Lanes (Up to 73% Off)
$120 $300 at Country Club Lanes - Groupon
Professional bowlers bowl not forcefully but gingerly, lending the ball spin and preserving the unhatched robin eggs inside every pin. Strike softly with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $120 for a 15-week bowling league e...
Wine Tasting and Dinner for Two or Four at Cafe Zorro in Loomis (Up to 51% Off)
$43 $86 at Cafe Zorro - Groupon
As the saying goes, in wine there is truth, which is why most interrogations take place over candlelit dinners. Enjoy some light conversation with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $43 for a wine tasting and dinner for two ...
One or Two 75-Minute European Facials at Ageless By Madelyn (Up to 61% Off)
$35 $75 at Ageless By Madelyn - Groupon
Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 75-minute European facial ($75 value) $59 for two 75-minute European facials ($150 value) Each professional European facial begins with an individual consultation and skin analysis. Skin is...
One or Three Private One-Hour Horseback-Riding Lessons at High Standard Equestrians in Wilton (Up to 56% Off)
$29 $60 at High Standard Equestrians - Groupon
Knowledge is power, which is why locomotives run on burning encyclopedias. Chug toward new understanding with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one private one-hour horseback-riding lesson (a $60 value) $79 for thr...
Chiropractic Package with Massages or Chiropractic Adjustments at Silveria Chiropractic (Up to 92% Off)
$29 $370 at Silveria Chiropractic - Groupon
Like the hand inside a sock puppet, the spine supports the body's every motion and keeps it from collapsing into a formless sack. Shape up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a chiropractic consultation and exam...
One or Three 60-Minute Swedish Massages at Chene Watson Massage in Roseville (Up to 54% Off)
$25 $50 at Chene Watson Massage - Groupon
Getting a massage is a fun, relaxing, and easy way to have something in common with history's most despotically lavish kings. Get the royal treatment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for one 60-minute Swedish mas...
Beekeeping Workshop with Honey and Wine Tasting for One, Two, Four, or Eight from Gerard'Z Honeybees (Up to 80% Off)
$25 $90 at Gerard'Z Honeybees - Groupon
Much like silk, honey comes from an insect and makes for an attention-grabbing evening gown. Make a delicious statement with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a two-hour Intro to Beekeeping workshop with a one-hour ...
10 Sessions or One Month of Cross-Training Bootcamp Classes at Pasifika Fitness (Up to 76% Off)
$25 $100 at Pasifika Fitness - Groupon
Getting your body in shape requires basic lifestyle changes, such as developing a steady workout regimen and eliminating all helium balloons from your diet. Explore an alternative with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25...
$12 for $25 Worth of Deli Fare at Sam's Kosher Style Restaurant & Deli in Fair Oaks
$12 $25 at Sam's Kosher Style Restaurant & Deli - Groupon
Unlike a sand witch, a sandwich doesn't have the power to turn men into sand and sand into poisoned glass. Let a sandwich cast a devastating spell on hunger pains with this Groupon. $12 for $25 Worth of Deli Fare Breakfasts includ...
Men's Clothing and Denim at Established Apparel (Half Off)
$20 $40 at Established Apparel - Groupon
Men's fashion has evolved beyond historical fads such as powdered wigs and tuberculosis. Modernize your style with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 toward all men's apparel $50 for $100 toward denim Men's ap...
$19 for an Outdoor Photo Shoot with Prints and E-view CD from Portrait Scene ($218 Value)
$19 $218 at Portrait Scene - Groupon
Photographs make it easy to remember what your loved ones look like and save you the trouble of painting them each night while they sleep. Get some much-needed rest with this Groupon. $19 for an Outdoor Photo-Shoot Package ($218 T...
Haircut with Gloss, Highlights, or Two Shampoos with Styles at Vanity Lounge Beauty Boutique (Up to 56% Off)
$20 $45 at Vanity Lounge Beauty Boutique - Groupon
Staying up-to-date on beauty trends can get one noticed at work or keep one from being noticed when traveling into the future to see how a chia pet is looking. Bask in the contemporary with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options ...
Mexican Food for Two or Four at Baja Fresh (Up to 53% Off)
$10 $20 at Baja Fresh - Groupon
A tortilla makes a tasty foundation for tacos, a handy mousepad, and, if you draw a face on it, an ideal companion on fishing trips. Celebrate its versatility with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of Mex...
Eight, Sixteen, or Twenty-Four Boot-Camp Classes at Athletik Performance Studio (Up to 86% Off)
$29 $200 at Athletik Performance Studio - Groupon
Going to a boot camp injects military discipline into your routine, much like setting your alarm clock to bugle and reassembling your PlayStation blindfolded. Declassify your abs with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 f...
Spa Package for Individual or Couple with Massage, Facial, Scrub, and Foot Detox at East Sac MedSpa (52% Off)
$119 $250 at East Sac MedSpa - Groupon
A spa can be a refuge from the chaos of a busy life or from the chaos of a city slowly being overtaken by hyperintelligent children. Escape the madness with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $119 for a 140-minute spa packag...
Two or Four VelaShape Body-Contouring Treatments at Genesis Health Institute (Up to 85% Off)
$99 $650 at Genesis Health Institute - Groupon
Much like mountain ranges, cellulite deposits take years to form and can stand between you and the coast. Tighten your body's topography with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for two VelaShape body-contouring treatmen...
Russian Cuisine for Two or Four at Firebird Russian Restaurant (Half Off)
$12.50 $25 at Firebird Russian Restaurant & Gallery - Groupon
Russia's hearty cuisine gives people the strength to withstand long, snowy winters and short, snowy summers. Warm up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for $25 worth of Russian cuisine for two $25 for $50 worth of...
Two, Four, or Six Lipo-Light Treatments at Central Valley Laser Center (Up to 89% Off)
$89 $666 at Central Valley Laser Center - Groupon
Bathing-suit shopping is made more difficult by unwanted inches and the store policy that mandates a test swim in the dressing room’s kiddie pool. Gain swimsuit confidence with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89 for t...
Hibachi-Grill Fare, Sushi, and Drinks at Susumu Japanese Steakhouse in Roseville (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$15 $30 at Susumu Japanese Steakhouse - Groupon
Like circus performers, hibachi chefs have a flair for the dramatic, are skilled with long knives, and only initiate duels by slapping an opponent with a raw fish. Enjoy a scrumptious spectacle with this Groupon. Choose Between Two...
$20 for One Month of Unlimited Hot-Yoga Classes at Yoga Loka ($135 Value)
$20 $135 at Yoga Loka - Groupon
Heat enhances the mind-body connection during activities such as hot yoga and the popular TV quiz show, Beach Jeopardy! Loosen up with this Groupon. $20 for One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes ($135 Value) Instructors boast up to ...
iPhone, iPod Touch, or Phone Repairs at Yakety Yak Wireless (Half Off). Four Options Available.
$45 $89.99 at Yakety Yak Wireless - Groupon
To safeguard touchscreens from breaking, many Americans use cell-phone covers or refuse to take calls outside a bounce house. This Groupon repairs the damage when preventive measures fall short. Choose from Four Options $25 for a...
Three Custom Airbrush Tans or Five UV Tans at Planet Beach Contempo Spa (Up to 67% Off)
$45 $119.97 at Planet Beach Contempo Spa - Groupon
The sun's energy not only tans people's skin but also gives flowers the strength they need to keep from screaming when they're plucked. Cultivate rays with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for three custom airbrush ta...
Haircut Package with Option for Partial Highlights or All-Over Color from Shelby at Sola Studios (Up to 65% Off)
$37 $85 at Shelby at Sola Studios - Groupon
A hairstyle is often the first thing you notice about other people, unless their pupils have little mouths. See a new look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $37 for a haircut package (an $85 total value) Women's hair...
Wine-Glass-Painting Class for Two or Four Plus Complimentary Wine at American Visions Art Gallery (Up to 55% Off)
$34 $75 at American Visions Art Gallery - Groupon
Building a miniature ship inside a bottle is impressive, but not as impressive as forging a giant glass shell around yourself and waiting for your family to come home and find you. Do something crafty with this Groupon. Choose Betw...
At-Home Fat-Loss Program, or Two or Four Weeks of Unlimited Boot-Camp Classes from Healthy Habits Studio (Up to 82% Off)
$39 $98.50 at Healthy Habits Studio - Groupon
Thomas Edison declared that genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, a fact he discovered while inventing the volcano. Work up a healthy sweat with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $9 for an at-home fat-loss program ...
Dental Exam, Digital X-rays, and Basic Cleaning with Optional Take-Home Whitening at Laguna Star Dental (Up to 90% Off)
$39 $325 at Laguna Star Dental - Groupon
There's nothing wrong with wanting beautiful teeth, and there's definitely nothing wrong with wanting a gloved hand in your mouth. Enjoy all aspects of dentistry with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a dental exam ...
One or Three Months of Unlimited Croxx Fit Core Training Classes at Studio 25 (Up to 88% Off)
$20 $125 at Studio 25 - Groupon
Dumbbells aren't necessary to forge ripped biceps, as evidenced by the muscles Sylvester Stallone formed while throwing refrigerators at his stove. Flex your might with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for one month o...
$25 for 12 CrossFit Classes at CrossFit 916 ($199 Value)
$25 $199 at CrossFit 916 - Groupon
Releasing sweat is one way the body lowers its temperature, as is shooting smoke out of the ears or instinctively charging into the ocean. Keep it cool with this Groupon. $25 for 12 CrossFit Classes ($199 Value) Skilled instructor...
One or Three Relaxation Facials or Glycolic Peels at Lindsay's Aesthetics at Salon Hermosa (Up to 58% Off)
$35 $70 at Lindsay's Aesthetics at Salon Hermosa - Groupon
To attain the rosy glow of flushed cheeks, 18th-century ladies often spent all day outside building snow forts to catch deadly consumption. Give your complexion a painless glow with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 fo...
$89 for a Spa Package with Facial, Enzyme Treatment, Body Scrub, and Body Wrap at Simple Serenity Spa ($264 Value)
$89 $264 at Simple Serenity Spa - Groupon
Before battle, samurai warriors gently exfoliated and deeply cleansed their pores so they could slay foes with one sexy glance. Become an aesthetic warrior with this Groupon. $89 for a Spa Package ($264 Total Value) 75-minute Eur...
Wine Tasting and Winery Tour for Two, Four, or 10 at Wise Villa Winery (Up to 61% Off)
$15 $30 at Wise Villa Winery - Groupon
Sommeliers recommend that you swirl a glass of wine and inhale its bouquet before throwing it in the face of your enemy. Enjoy pleasures that are worth the wait with this Groupon. Three options: $15 for a Wine Tasting and Winery ...
Pizza-Making Class for One or Two at Napoli Culinary Academy (Up to 53% Off)
$49 $100 at Napoli Culinary Academy - Groupon
The kitchen is statistically the most dangerous room in a home because it contains the highest concentration of knives, open flames, and pots full of semiliving lobsters. Learn to navigate this danger zone with this Groupon. Choose...
Haircut with Optional Partial Highlights or Single-Process Color at San Francisco Street Salon & Spa (Up to 57% Off)
$37 $75 at San Francisco Street Salon & Spa - Groupon
Being able to choose your own hair color is more evidence that we're living in the future we dreamed of--could flying hair be far behind? Get the tresses of tomorrow with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $37 for a haircut ...
In-Office Boost Teeth Whitening or Dental Exam, X-rays, and Cleaning at Dynamic Dental (Up to 87% Off)
$49 $364 at Dynamic Dental - Groupon
A healthy smile is a natural way of showing affection to a potential mate or aggression to a potential meal. Let your mouth do its will with this Groupon. Choose between Two Options $49 for a dental exam, x-rays, and cleaning (a ...
Wine and Cheese Tasting at Winery by the Creek or Charles B. Mitchell Vineyards (Half Off). Four Options Available.
$24.98 $50 at Winery by the Creek and Charles B. Mitchell Vineyards - Groupon
An experienced sommelier can suggest the perfect wine pairing for beef, poultry, or couples too scared to try kissing. Couple up with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $24.98 for a flight of six wines with artisan cheeses an...
Haircut with Conditioning, Color, or Highlights, or a Hair-Smoothing Treatment at Solace Salon & Spa (Up to 62% Off)
$49 $120 at Solace Salon & Spa - Groupon
Going too long between haircuts can result in lots of split ends, which makes it hard to count how many hairs you have so you can finally go to sleep. Manage your mane with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $25 for a cut, st...
10 Batting-Cage Tokens or Kickball Party for 18 with 40 Batting-Cage Tokens at Arena Softball (Up to 56% Off)
$10 $20 at Arena Softball - Groupon
Before softball, there was mace-maul, a medieval sport in which players wore chainmail uniforms, no-hitters were a bad thing, and each team’s disabled list was much, much longer. Support a more civilized sporting event with this G...
$35 for Dental Exam with X-rays and Cleaning at Laguna Village Dental ($297 Value)
$35 $297 at Laguna Village Dental - Groupon
There's nothing wrong with wanting beautiful teeth, and there's definitely nothing wrong with wanting a gloved hand in your mouth. Enjoy all aspects of dentistry with this Groupon. $35 for a Dental Checkup ($297 Total Value) Clea...
One or Three Custom European Facials from Sophia Evon at Atma Wholistic Day Spa (Up to 59% Off)
$39 $80 at Sophia Evon at Atma Wholistic Day Spa - Groupon
A beautiful face can help you attract romance, much like wandering through the streets with an armful of baguettes. Catch someone's eye with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one custom European facial (an $80 valu...
Laser Toenail-Fungus Removal for One Toe, One Foot, or Both Feet at Advanced Care Foot & Ankle (Up to 74% Off)
$299 $999 at Advanced Care Foot & Ankle - Groupon
The foot holds more nerve endings than any other part of the body, which is why stubbing your toe is the worst way to die. Watch your step with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $79 for laser toenail-fungus removal for one ...
One or Three Months of Unlimited Boot-Camp Classes at HAVUK Fit 2 Fight Training Center (Up to 77% Off)
$29 $85 at HAVUK Fit 2 Fight Training Center - Groupon
Flipping a tire end over end is both a common boot-camp exercise and a gross misunderstanding of what the wheel was meant to do. Rethink conventions with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one month of unlimited boo...
Half Day of Summer Camp, Kids’ Fitness Class, or Birthday Party for Up to 12 at Flip 2 It Sports Center (Up to 70% Off)
$14.99 $36 at Flip 2 It Sports Center - Groupon
Without extracurricular activities, children will take up sedentary pastimes, such as playing video games or baseball. Get them up and moving with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $14.99 for a half day of Fantastic Summer ...
Haircut with Optional Deep-Conditioning Treatment or All-Over Color at Progressive Image Hair Art (Up to 53% Off)
$25 $50 at Progressive Image Hair Art - Groupon
Your hair is like the mighty ocean--it can look wavy, it can look choppy, and it will be depressing when it's gone forever. Love your locks with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a haircut and blow-dry (a $50 value)...
10 or 20 Classes at Yoga Center of Lodi (Up to 80% Off)
$45 $220 at Yoga Center of Lodi - Groupon
Yoga teaches people how to sustain poses while controlling their breath, a technique most yogis use to live undetected in wax museums. Steady your stillness skills with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 10 yoga cla...
One or Three 30-Minute Basic Facials, or One Anti-aging or Anti-acne Facial at Belle Vie Skin Care (Up to 54% Off)
$20 $40 at Belle Vie Skin Care - Groupon
Facials get rid of excess oil so that you can press your face against puppy-store windows without leaving a print. Look good up close with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for one 30-minute basic facial (a $40 value) $...
Three Nights of Camping at Trinity or Shasta Lake with Boat-Launch Pass from Shasta Recreation Company (Up to 60% Off)
$26 $61 at Shasta Recreation Company - Groupon
Camping brings man closer to nature and nature closer to a boom box. Introduce Mother Nature to Papa Roach with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $26 for a three-night camping package at Trinity Lake (a $61 total value) T...
Indian Food for Dine-In, Carry-out, or Delivery from Monsoon Cuisine of India (Up to 52% Off)
$29 $68.80 at Monsoon Cuisine of India - Groupon
It's easy to get stuck in the same old mealtime routine, especially if you're in prison. Taste freedom with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of Indian cuisine for carry-out or delivery. This option is va...
One or Three Sudatonic Infrared Body Wraps at Relaxing Moments by Terri (Up to 67% Off)
$35 $99 at Relaxing Moments by Terri - Groupon
It's said that youth is wasted on the young, whose fear of authority prevents them from jamming their tiny arms inside vending machines. Grab hold of youth with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one Sudatonic infra...
Indian and Nepalese Cuisine at Namaste Nepal (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$12.49 $25 at Namaste Nepal - Groupon
Though India and Indiana are roughly the same word, their culinary offerings are worlds apart. Find out the difference two letters make with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12.49 for $25 worth of Indian and Nepalese cui...
One Eyebrow-Threading Session with Option of Upper Lip Threading at Beauty By Thread (Half Off)
$6 $12 at Beauty By Thread - Groupon
Hair removal can be difficult, especially the residual patches left over from your past life as a badger. Clear things up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $6 for one eyebrow-threading session (a $12 value) $9 for one...
One, Three, or Six Signature Facials at Harmony Skin and Body Wellness (Up to 57% Off)
$32 $65 at Harmony Skin and Body Wellness - Groupon
Like an English lady's hat catching fire at a garden party, healthy skin is positively glowing. Refine your look with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $32 for one signature facial (a $65 value) $89 for three signature faci...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, Large, or Extra-Large Area at Manasra Medical Spa (Up to 80% Off)
$139 $600 at Manasra Medical Spa - Groupon
If comic books have taught us anything, it's that getting zapped with mysterious rays always gives you crime-fighting abilities—in this case, superhuman smoothness. Save the world with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $13...
Two or Four Horseback-Riding Lessons from Giddy Up Horseback Riding at Craigmont Equestrian Center (Up to 55% Off)
$29.99 $60 at Giddy Up Horseback Riding at Craigmont Equestrian Center - Groupon
All the coolest people from history have ridden horses: knights, cowboys, the top portions of centaurs. Relive history with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29.99 for two 60-minute Beginner Western horseback-riding lesso...
$39 for a Three-Hour Intro to Scuba Class at Dolphin Scuba Center & Swim School ($80 Value)
$39 $80 at Dolphin Scuba Center & Swim School - Groupon
Oceans are the earth's final frontier, holding thousands of uncategorized species of fish and one plastic bag filled with loose doll hairs. Uncover the mysteries of the deep with this Groupon. $39 for a Three-Hour Intro to Scuba Cl...
Haircut, Highlights, or Root Touchup Packages at Monroe Salon Spa (Up to 57% Off). Three Options Available.
$22 $45 at Monroe Salon Spa - Groupon
A hairdo is one of the first things you notice about other people, unless they're bald or on fire. Attract attention with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $22 for a haircut and style (a $45 value) $29 for a single-process ...
Mediterranean Food for Lunch or Dinner or Appetizer Platter for 10 at FreshMed Mediterranean Cuisine (Up to 51% Off)
$10 $20 at FreshMed Mediterranean Cuisine - Groupon
Like a gentle dragon or the earth itself, a falafel's rough exterior belies its inner warmth. Crunch through outer shells with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for $20 worth of Mediterranean food for lunch $23 for a Me...
Slipstream Wash and Wax with Optional Oil Change or Three Premium Washes at Fairway Car Wash (Up to 51% Off)
$19 $39 at Fairway Car Wash - Groupon
A car wash can make an old vehicle look new or a stolen vehicle look so beloved that the original owner will concede you're taking better care of it. Make a clean getaway with this Groupon. Choose Between Three Options $19 for a ...
Wash, Wax, and Detail with Optional Hand Washes, or Headlight Restoration at American Eagle Body Shop (Up to 61% Off)
$39 $99.99 at American Eagle Body Shop - Groupon
Your car relies on you to maintain it regularly and not to gun it across any rivers, even if there are free Thickburgers on the opposite bank. Keep your vehicular promises with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a ca...
European Facial, or One or Three European Facials with Eyebrow Threadings at Desi Threading & More (Up to 55% Off)
$35 $75 at Desi Threading & More - Groupon
Human beings are hardwired to see faces on everyday objects, such as cars, electric outlets, and bathroom mirrors. Help your face stand out with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for one European facial (a $75 value) $3...
Dental Exam with X-rays and Cleaning, or a Boost Teeth-Whitening Treatment at Arden Park Dental Care (Up to 91% Off)
$35 $380 at Arden Park Dental Care - Groupon
Taking care of your teeth can seem like a chore, but it's nothing compared to flossing the scuba divers out of a whale's baleen. Get a deep cleaning with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a dental exam, x-rays, and...
One or Two Facials at Perceptions Image Boutique & Skin (Up to 53% Off)
$45 $95 at Perceptions Image Boutique & Skin - Groupon
Human beings instinctively put their own likenesses everywhere: pumpkins, mountainsides, and text messages to Kevin. Illuminate the original emoticon with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for one facial (up to a $95 v...
Two, Four, or Six Lipo-Light Body Contouring Treatments at California Lipo Laser Center (Up to 90% Off)
$79 $665 at California Lipo Laser Center - Groupon
It's healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it's healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $79 for two Lipo-Ligh...
Weekday or Weekend 18-Hole Round for Two or Four with Cart Rental and Range Balls at Cordova Golf Course (Up to 62% Off)
$32 $72 at Cordova Golf Course - Groupon
Before golf, grassy pastures were the exclusive territory of roaming sheep, herds of cattle, and children without parents. Play through with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $32 for an 18-hole round of golf for two includin...
$10 for $20 Worth of Greek Food and Drinks at Colfax Greek Bistro
$10 $20 at Colfax Greek Bistro - Groupon
Eating is necessary for survival, just like sleeping or carving yourself companions out of large pieces of wood. Don't just survive—thrive with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Greek Food and Drinks The menu includes classic d...
One or Three One-Hour Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massages at The Cabin Holistic Healing Center (Up to 58% Off)
$35 $70 at The Cabin Holistic Healing Center - Groupon
Giving yourself a back massage is impossible, much like keeping your eyes open while sneezing or reading an entire book. Give spines a rest with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a one-hour Swedish or deep-tissue m...
$19 for Five Classic and Specialty Sandwiches at The Elephant Shack (Up to $37.45 Value)
$19 $37.45 at The Elephant Shack - Groupon
Making a sandwich requires only two slices of bread, filling, and an expensive machine that holds the slices of bread steady while the filling is shot in between them with some sort of air-powered hose. Go somewhere that has that ap...
Eyebrow Shaping with Optional Tinting at The Perfect Eyebrow & Makeup Center (56% Off)
$12 $27 at The Perfect Eyebrow & Makeup Center - Groupon
You can learn a lot about people by looking at their faces, such as how they feel about your jokes or whether they have a face, too. Refresh your look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for eyebrow shaping (a $27 v...
Haircut and Style with Optional Color or Highlights/Lowlights at GS Hair (Up to 64% Off). Three Options Available.
$45 $125 at GS Hair - Groupon
Unlike love or nephews with healthy kidneys, hair is something you can have too much of. Trim down with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a shampoo, haircut, and style (a $65 value) $45 for a shampoo, haircut, and s...
Roller Skating for Two or Four at Sunrise Rollerland (Up to 59% Off). Three Options Available.
$14 $29 at Sunrise Rollerland - Groupon
In roller skating, as in dangling from the edge of a cliff, it's important not to let a fear of falling make you miss an opportunity to hold someone's hand. Don't leave this Groupon hanging. Choose from Three Options $12 for roll...
$10 for $20 Worth of Sushi, Japanese Cuisine, and Drinks at Kamon Japanese Restaurant
$10 $20 at Kamon Japanese Restaurant - Groupon
Dining out is a great way to give your oven a well-deserved night off after embarrassing it by making it stare at all those naked chickens. Get out of the kitchen with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Sushi, Japanese Cuisine, and...
$75 for Lavish Eyelash Extensions with a Touch-Up at eleMENts by Beaute ($150 Value)
$75 $150 at eleMENts by Beaute - Groupon
Eyelashes can be surprisingly seductive, especially considering they are hair growing around your eyes. Get flirtatious follicles with this Groupon. $75 for Lavish Eyelash Extensions ($150 Value) This deal includes the first touch...
Three or Six VHS-to-DVD Transfers at Denevi Digital Imaging (Up to 67% Off)
$22 $59.85 at Denevi Digital Imaging - Groupon
Memories are easy to create but difficult to re-create, mainly because the Grand Canyon is so difficult to transport. Preserve precious mental keepsakes with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for three videotape-to-DVD...
Haircut Package with Optional Partial Highlights or Full Color at Tangled Hair Salon (Up to 51% Off)
$25 $50 at Tangled Hair Salon - Groupon
Though it makes your hair look great, you can't always stand in front of a jet turbine just after getting out of bed. Get styled with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a haircut, style, and deep-conditioning treatme...
Boudoir Photo-Shoot Package with Airbrush Makeup and Hairstyling or $19 for $100 Worth of Photo Sessions and Portraits
$19 $100 at Glamour Shots Baltimore - Groupon
Before high heels and lacy underthings, a vixen was a fabled reindeer that flew a sleigh and posed part-time for tractor ads. Unleash your inner antlers with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a boudoir photo-shoot p...
Arnica Pedicure, or One or Three Gel Manicures with Basic Pedicures at Le Spa (Up to 63% Off)
$39 $80 at Le Spa - Groupon
Your nails are the first thing somebody notices when you reach out from under their bed to hand them a glass of water. Make a good impression with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one Arnica pedicure (an $80 value)...
$15 for $30 Worth of Pizza and Drinks or Pizza Meal with Salad, Breadsticks, and Drinks for Four at Campelli's Pizza
$15 $30 at Campelli's Pizza - Groupon
Pizza is great because it also serves as a pie chart of how much pizza you haven't eaten yet. Do the math with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of pizza and drinks $17 for a pizza meal for four (up to a ...
One or Two Microdermabrasions with Express Facials at True Salon and Spa (Up to 73% Off)
$39 $140 at True Salon and Spa - Groupon
A facial can help you look like your old self, much like squeezing into your childhood overalls and showing up on your old kindergarten teacher's doorstep asking for juice. Recapture youth with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Opti...
Seafood for Two or Four at London Best Fish & Chip (Half Off)
$10 $20 at London Best Fish & Chip - Groupon
The ocean is a completely different world from our own, one that we will never know a single thing about because we can't breathe under there or get our skin wet. Go on a culinary expedition with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Op...
Mexican Food and Drinks at Tortilla Flats (Up to 52% Off). Two Options Available.
$12 $24 at Tortilla Flats - Groupon
Like a stock photo of a guy with a loosened tie, a frosty margarita encapsulates everyone's idea of a good time. Let the good times roll with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for $24 worth of Mexican food and drinks f...
Northern Italian Cuisine for Two or Four at Specchio (Up to 51% Off)
$25 $50 at Specchio - Groupon
Italian cuisine is often served "family style"—off a platter rotating 50 feet above the diners' heads, which they can only reach through wits and teamwork. Bond over a meal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for ...
Mexican Food at Pancho's Cocina Mexicana and Grill (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$10 $20 at Pancho's Cocina Mexicana and Grill - Groupon
A meal can bring friends closer together, much like a camping trip or a pact to never mention what happened on the camping trip ever again. Have an evening you'll never forget with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for...
Visit for Two or Four or One-Year Family Membership to California Automobile Museum (Up to 53% Off)
$16 $32 at California Automobile Museum - Groupon
History museums instill wonder in children who have become bored with their own closets full of skeletons. Discover a body of knowledge with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $8 for admission for two (up to a $16 value) $16...
Cleaning Package, Take-Home Whitening Kit, or Zoom Whitening Treatment at Smile Quest Dental in Rocklin (Up to 91% Off)
$39 $298 at Smile Quest Dental - Groupon
Humans use their teeth to smile, chew, and hiss at their own reflections. Strengthen your grin with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a dental exam, cleaning, and digital x-rays (a $317 value) $39 for a take-home wh...
One or Three Mani-Pedis at Oasis Nails (Up to 58% Off)
$19 $40 at Oasis Nails - Groupon
It's common practice to shake hands upon meeting new people so that you can hold down their dominant hand while your partner takes their wallet. Snatch a new look for your hands with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 f...
30, 60, or 90 Days of Unlimited Yoga Classes or One Private Meditation Class at Aha Yoga (Up to 71% Off)
$29 $79 at Aha Yoga - Groupon
Sun salutations keep our solar body from growing angry and burning libelous graffiti on the Hubble telescope. Maintain the cosmic balance with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $29 for 30 days of unlimited yoga classes (a $7...
One- or Three-Month Gym Membership with Fitness Classes at Fourth Power Fitness (Up to 75% Off)
$30 $99 at Fourth Power Fitness - Groupon
Working out with professional gym equipment is preferable to improvised workouts, such as coffee-table parkour and trying to lift one of everything at Costco. Bulk up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for a one-mo...
Thai Cuisine at Little Buddha Thai Bistro (Up to 53% Off). Two Options Available.
$7 $15 at Little Buddha Thai Bistro - Groupon
Unlike a fork and knife, a pair of chopsticks requires only one hand, allowing you to carbo-load as you break the world record for waving at cars. Say hello to this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $7 for $15 worth of Thai cui...
One Dozen or Two Dozen Coconut Macaroons, or $10 for $20 Toward Cakes at Sugar Lillie Bakery
$10 $20 at Sugar Lillie Bakery - Groupon
Cookies are the ultimate handheld treat—big enough to enjoy in small bites but small enough to cram several into your mouth at once if you need to hide them from a cop. Get a little treat with this Groupon. Choose from Three Opti...
One or Three 60-Minute Trigger-Point Massages at Energy is Life Heal Thy Self Massage (Up to 54% Off)
$30 $65 at Energy is Life Heal Thy Self Massage - Groupon
Tension is often held in the shoulders, especially among those who are trying to blend in with society by binding their beautiful wings. Soar away from stress with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for one 60-minute tr...
Spa Package for One or Two at Enigma Spa (Up to 65% Off). Three Options Available.
$79 $205 at Enigma Spa - Groupon
The aging process slows down when you get a body wrap, just as the legal process slows down when you shout, "No, Your Honor, you're out of order!" instead of just reading the verdict. Hold wrinkles in contempt with this Groupon. Ch...
$10 for $20 Worth of Mexican Food and Drinks Las Islitas
$10 $20 at Las Islitas - Groupon
Dining etiquette calls for you to keep your elbows off the table, place a napkin on your lap, and make unflinching eye contact with the chef throughout the meal. Set your sights on dinner with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Mex...
One- or Two-Month Boot Camp with Two Classes per Week at Adventure Boot Camp (Up to 65% Off)
$35 $99 at Adventure Boot Camp - Groupon
Exercising with friends allows you to morally support each other, and, when the time comes, to have the collective muscle to beat up an asteroid headed for Earth. Get strength in numbers with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Option...
Two or Four Spider-Vein Removal Treatments at The Center for Aesthetic Medicine (Up to 72% Off)
$119 $300 at The Center for Aesthetic Medicine - Groupon
Unlike real spiders, spider veins are impervious to rolled-up magazines and rarely inspire beloved children’s novels. Squash pesky skin arachnids with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $119 for two spider-vein-removal tr...
One or Three Shellac or Gel Manicures at Capital Nails (Up to 57% Off)
$15 $30 at Capital Nails - Groupon
The only ways to get a stranger to hold your hand for an hour are to schedule a manicure or to exploit a crossing guard’s sense of duty. This Groupon is an opportunity for human contact. Choose Between Two Options $15 for one S...
Brake Pads with Installation and Optional Tire Rotation at River City Brakes (Up to 70% Off)
$79 $259.90 at River City Brakes - Groupon
Some people treat their car like it's their best friend by giving it a nickname or a sponge bath. Take care of your companion with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for front or rear brake pads with installation (a $12...
Haircut Packages from Alyson Smith at Chez Beauté Salon & Spa (Up to 55% Off). Three Options Available.
$25 $50 at Alyson Smith at Chez Beauté Salon & Spa - Groupon
Getting a haircut makes you feel like a new person, just like parking in your coworker's spot and calling him by your name when he inquires about it. Reinvent yourself with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a haircu...
4- or 12-Week Weight-Loss Program with Physical and B12 Injections at Howe Medical Clinic (Up to 52% Off)
$89 $185 at Howe Medical Clinic - Groupon
Choose Between Two Options $89 for a 4-week weight-loss program (a $185 total value) $259 for a 12-week weight-loss program (a $505 total value) Physical, medical history, patient booklet, and a B12 injection (a $65 value) Weekly...
Three 30- or 60-Minute Group Horseback-Riding Lessons at Tammy McDonald Training (Up to 61% Off)
$35 $90 at Tammy McDonald Training - Groupon
Before man learned to ride horses, Western films ended with cowboys jogging into the sunset. Saddle up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for three 30-minute group horseback-riding lessons (a $90 value) $55 for thr...
All-Day Paintball with Equipment for One, Four, or Six at Shooters All-Season Paintball (Up to 63% Off)
$20 $50 at Shooters All-Season Paintball - Groupon
Paintball is like a production of Hamlet: it's exciting, it's demanding, and by the end everyone has pretend-died. Take paintball arms against a sea of troubles with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for entry, equipmen...
One, Two, or Three 60-Minute Hot-Stone, Reflexology, Deep-Tissue, or Prenatal Massages at Skin 2 Envy (Up to 61% Off)
$39 $85 at Skin 2 Envy - Groupon
Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for...
Three Basic Car Washes or One Exterior Detailing Plus Silver Wash at Scrub Boys Car Wash (51% Off)
$22 $44.97 at Scrub Boys Car Wash - Groupon
Keeping your car clean sends a clear signal to your neighbors: I have a clean car, and I deserve to be Block Captain if we have a Block Captain. Make a statement with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for three basic ca...
10 or 20 Zumba or R.I.P.P.E.D. Classes at The Klubhouse 2 (Up to 81% Off)
$15 $65 at The Klubhouse 2 - Groupon
The secret to living a long life lies in maintaining a healthy diet, regularly exercising, and never, ever dying. Stay fit and immortal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for 10 Zumba or R.I.P.P.E.D. classes (a $65...
Ground School and Tandem Jump for One or Two from 9,000 or 13,000 Feet from Skydive Sacramento (Up to 51% Off)
$99 $200 at Skydive Sacramento - Groupon
Jumping out of a plane was considered dangerous until humans invented parachutes and the lead flight suit went out of style. Take a carefree plunge with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $99 for a tandem skydive from up to 9...
One or Two Brow or Brazilian Waxes from Veronica J Esthetics (Up to 60%Off)
$35 $75 at Veronica J Esthetics - Groupon
Before waxing, unwanted hair was given impossible brainteasers with the hope that follicles would pull themselves out in frustration. Celebrate swift hair removal with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $12 for one brow wax (...
One or Three Spa Facials or Power Regeneration Treatments at The Look Salon in Placerville (Up to 62% Off)
$79 $210 at The Look Salon - Groupon
It can be tough to relax, between work, family, and the unrealistic nighttime demands of your horse-headed dream boss. Escape with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one spa facial or power regeneration treatment (u...
$12 for Two to See the Anti-Cooperation League Perform at Sacramento Comedy Spot on Saturday at 9 p.m. ($24 Value)
$12 $24 at Anti-Cooperation League - Groupon
Laughing uproariously in public is sometimes inappropriate, which is why people feel most comfortable laughing in comedy clubs or into a jar in the bathroom. Let it all out with this GrouponLive deal to Sacramento Comedy Spot. For $...
Four Weeks of Boot Camp with Two or Three Classes Per Week at True Fitness Boot Camp (81% Off)
$19 $99 at True Fitness Boot Camp - Groupon
Before fitness instructors can holler motivational maxims at their students, they must first graduate from a premier hollering academy and serve two years in the Scream Corps. Get motivated with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Opt...
One or Three Lipo-Laser Treatments on Two Body Areas at Affordable Lipo Center (Up to 72% Off)
$89 $300 at Affordable Lipo Center - Groupon
Losing weight can be life altering, especially when you consider that your dog may no longer recognize and love you. Become a new you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89 for one lipo-laser session on two areas (up t...
8 or 16 CrossFit Classes at CrossFit Echelon (Up to 89% Off)
$19 $160 at CrossFit Echelon - Groupon
Sweat is your body's way of letting you cool off during a workout and slide home on your belly afterward. Get a running start with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for an 8-class punch card (a $160 value) $35 for a 1...
$49 for Four-Hour Couples Massage Class at Fair Oaks Massage Institute ($150 Value)
$49 $150 at Fair Oaks Massage Institute - Groupon
Lying quietly face-down on a table is a crucial step toward getting a massage or ruining a dinner party. Back up with this Groupon. $49 for a Four-Hour Couples Massage Class ($150 Value) The four-hour couples massage class with sc...
One or Three Microdermabrasions or Chemical Peels at Aesthetics by Marina (Up to 61% Off)
$35 $85 at Aesthetics by Marina - Groupon
Taking care of your skin can make you look like a movie star, much like standing in front of a green wall and screaming in terror at an alien that no one can see. Get ready for your close-up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Op...
20, 40, or 60 Units of Botox from Daniel J. Cooper, D.O. (62% Off)
$99 $260 at Daniel J. Cooper, D.O. - Groupon
Adults say that youth is wasted on the young, while kids argue that the ability to take out your teeth is wasted on the old. Baby your face with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for 20 units of Botox (a $260 value) $19...
One or Three Hypnotherapy Sessions at Dennis Atkinson Hypnosis (Up to 65% Off)
$39 $110 at Dennis Atkinson Hypnosis - Groupon
The mind, like an attic, is filled with forgotten memories and old baggage held together by a complex system of tangled Christmas lights. Unsnarl personal knots with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one hypnothera...
Cut and Color Packages or Keratin Treatment at St. James Studio Salon and Day Spa (Up to 68% Off)
$25 $55 at St. James Studio Salon and Day Spa - Groupon
A hairdo is one of the first things you notice about other people, unless they're bald or on fire. Attract attention with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $25 for a haircut and deep-conditioning treatment (a $55 value) $45 ...
Swedish, Deep-Tissue, or Hot-Stone Massage, or Hydrating Body Wrap at Bryan College Massage Clinic (Up to 60% Off)
$20 $50 at Bryan College Massage Clinic - Groupon
If deprived of massages, your muscles will gradually contract and twine together until they spell out the phone number of the nearest hospital. Answer the cry for help with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for a 60-min...
Dental Checkup with Exam, X-rays, Cleaning, and Optional Take-Home Whitening Kit at Star Dental (Up to 88% Off)
$39 $250 at Star Dental - Groupon
Though steel teeth may be less likely to develop cavities, they make terrible sounds all the time. Nurture your grill with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a dental checkup with exam, x-rays, and cleaning (a $250 ...
$29 for a 10-Class Card at Hot Yoga At Sunrise in Fair Oaks ($110 Value)
$29 $110 at Hot Yoga At Sunrise - Groupon
Sun salutations keep our solar body from growing angry and burning libelous graffiti on the Hubble telescope. Maintain the cosmic balance with this Groupon. $29 for a 10-Class Card ($110 Value) The robust schedule features Bikram,...
Three Gel Manicures or One or Three Gel Manicures and Spa Pedicures at Studio 4 Hair & Nails (Up to 52% Off)
$29 $60 at Studio 4 Hair & Nails - Groupon
The only ways to get a stranger to hold your hand for an hour are to schedule a manicure or to exploit a crossing guard's sense of duty. This Groupon is an opportunity for human contact. Choose from Three Options $29 for one gel ...
$175 for a Two-Day Winery Tour and Rafting Trip from Mariah Wilderness Expeditions ($358 Value)
$175 $358 at Mariah Wilderness Expeditions - Groupon
River rafting should only be attempted with a helmet, a paddle, and a stick of gum that turns you into Man vs. Wild host Bear Grylls when chewed. Conquer nature with this Groupon. $175 for a Two-Day Winery Tour and Rafting Trip wit...
Mexican Cuisine at Alebrijes Mexican Bistro (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$15 $30 at Alebrijes Mexican Bistro - Groupon
The tortilla's thinness makes it ideal for folding, sliding under closed doors, and illustrating theories that the earth is made of corn. Exhibit A, with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of Mexican cuisi...
One or Two 60-Minute Swedish Massages at Chakras Healing And Day Spa (Up to 59% Off)
$39 $85 at Chakras Healing And Day Spa - Groupon
Spas make people feel like royalty without the hassle of shopping for scepters or posing for playing-card portraits. Enjoy regal treatments with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute Swedish massage (an $...
All-Natural Soap- or Lotion-Making Class for Two, or $10 for $20 Worth of Soap-Making Supplies at The Soap Salon
$59 $118 at The Soap Salon - Groupon
Learning something new requires clearing space in your head, which is best accomplished by sneezing out brain cells until you can't remember cursive. Make room for new skills with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for a...
One or Three Cellulite Reduction or Contouring Treatments at NuYu at Studio 110 (Up to 62% Off)
$75 $195 at NuYu at Studio 110 - Groupon
Like an iceberg, beauty resides largely below the surface, but only its visible portion can catch the eye of a strapping boat captain. Look shipshape with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one galvanic cellulite re...
Winery Tour with Tasting and Take-Home Bottles of Wine for Two or Four at Amador Cellars (Up to 60% Off)
$29 $68 at Amador Cellars - Groupon
True wine connoisseurs teach themselves to distinguish varietals, identify flawed bottles, and cry pure chardonnay. Become one with the grape with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a winery tour and tasting for two...
Fisherman's Wharf Seafood and Steak-House Meal for Two or Four at Castagnola's (Up to 57% Off)
$49 $104 at Castagnola's - Groupon
Waterfront seafood restaurants let diners get close to their meals, much like a goat finally landing a job at a tin-can factory. Get close to the source with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for an Italian seafood-and-...
Pizza Dinner for Two or Four with Salad or $10 for $20 Worth of Pizza, Appetizers, and Drinks at Godfather’s Pizza
$10 $20 at Godfather's Pizza - Groupon
People love pizza because its circular shape satisfies every human's primal urge to devour the planet Earth. Dig into the crust with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $14 for a pizza dinner for two (a $28.96 total value) O...
$7 for $14 Worth of Sausages and Hot Dogs at The Wienery on Monday Through Friday
$7 $14 at The Wienery - Groupon
Kids love hot dogs because they can eat them with their hands and because hot dogs kind of look like fat pencils, which would be fun to pretend to eat. Have some food fun with this Groupon. $7 for $14 Worth of Hot Dogs on Monday Th...
One or Two Colon-Hydrotherapy Sessions from Gentle Colon Hydrotherapy at Sierra Health and Wellness (Up to 59% Off)
$39 $85 at Gentle Colon Hydrotherapy at Sierra Health and Wellness - Groupon
Similar to old pennies, environmental toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Feel good head to tails with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one colon-hydrothe...
One or Three 60- or 90-Minute Deep-Tissue Massages at Skin Renewal Center (Up to 57% Off)
$39 $90 at Skin Renewal Center - Groupon
Today's modern world, with its plethora of countries, panoply of waterways, and constantly changing laws about what is and what isn't mail fraud, is as confusing as it is stressful. Get a clear definition of relaxation with this Gro...
All-Day Paintball for 2, 4, 6, 8, or 10 at West Coast Adventure Park (Up to 56% Off)
$39 $80 at West Coast Adventure Park - Groupon
Like the night you discover that everyone you know is a werewolf, a game of paintball involves hiding behind trees and running away from your friends. Be prepared with this Groupon. Choose from Five Options $39 for a paintball pa...
Italian Dinner at Sergio's Steak & Seafood (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$25 $50 at Sergio's Steak & Seafood - Groupon
Pasta became a staple of Italian fare after Roman Emperor Caligula famously appointed a plate of lasagna to the Senate. Elect to eat decadently with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for $50 worth of Italian dinner $50...
Headlight Restoration or Exterior Detail at Cooks Collision (Up to 79% Off)
$19 $89.95 at Cooks Collision - Groupon
Headlights not only illuminate the road at night, they remind deer to stand on the shoulder and point out any potholes. Keep your night lights bright with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for headlight restoration (an...
Haircut with Blow-Dry and Style, Full Highlights, or Brazilian Blowout at Hair To Dye For (Up to 72% Off)
$39 $80 at Hair To Dye For - Groupon
In the winter, air sucks moisture from your hair and converts that moisture into snow. Recapture your dome's dew and beautify your frizzied mane with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for a haircut, blow-dry, and style ...
$20 for $40 Worth of Indian Cuisine at India House
$20 $40 at India House - Groupon
In India, it's considered polite to eat only with the right hand, which leaves the left hand free to tousle the hair of the restaurant's designated scamp. Mind your manners with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Indian Cuisine Ar...
Dry Cleaning at Browns Valley Cleaners (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$15 $30 at Browns Valley Cleaners - Groupon
Dry cleaning was inspired by chinchillas, the adorable rodents that are too stupid to realize they are "bathing" in dust. Get a spotless coat with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of dry cleaning $25 for...
One or Two Months of Unlimited Classes at Bikram Yoga Folsom (Up to 78% Off)
$29 $125 at Bikram Yoga Folsom - Groupon
Star athletes thrive during the peak of heated competition, which is why most college bowl games are held in volcanoes. Stretch the limits of your limbs with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one month of unlimited...
Prix-Fixe Dinner for Two or Four or Private Dinner for Up to 10 at Trio Restaurant (Up to 52% Off)
$25 $50 at Trio Restaurant - Groupon
Foodies love to spend their time trying out all kinds of restaurants, just as Sleepies like to lie on all the mattresses at the furniture store. Unleash your inner aficionado with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a ...
Haircut or Keratin Treatment at Bella's inside Mickie's Beauty Salon (Up to 68% Off). Four Options Available.
$19 $60 at Bella's inside Mickie's Beauty Salon - Groupon
Smoothing out your hair in the morning is a hassle, typically involving haranguing it with a straightening iron or running it through the fingers of a jazz pianist. Simplify your routine with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options ...
Three Gold Car Washes or an Exterior Wax and Carpet Shampoo at Sundance Car Wash (Up to 59% Off)
$29 $68.97 at Sundance Car Wash - Groupon
Some people treat their car like it's their best friend by giving it a nickname or a sponge bath. Clean your companion with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for three Gold-level car washes (a $68.97 value) $49 for exte...
Moroccan Cuisine at Cafe Morocco (Half Off). Three Options Available.
$5 $10 at Cafe Morocco - Groupon
Introducing a date to foreign cuisine can make you seem exotic, much like only communicating with them in the language you just invented. Be worldly with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $5 for $10 worth of Moroccan cuisin...
One, Two, or Three 60-Minute Massages or Signature Facials at Bare Skin Perfected (Up to 65% Off)
$35 $85 at Bare Skin Perfected - Groupon
A glowing complexion can be a sign of healthy skin or a sign that you fell asleep near a trashcan fire. Brighten up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for one 60-minute massage or signature facial (up to an $85 valu...
One, Two, or Three 60-Minute Massages or Signature Facials at Bare Skin Perfected (Up to 65% Off)
$35 $85 at Bare Skin Perfected - Groupon
A glowing complexion can be a sign of healthy skin or a sign that you fell asleep near a trashcan fire. Brighten up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for one 60-minute massage or signature facial (up to an $85 valu...
Acupuncture Consultation with Treatment with Optional Follow-up Visits at Adina Robinson Acupuncture (Up to 69% Off)
$29 $90 at Adina Robinson Acupuncture - Groupon
Acupuncture is said to unblock the body's energy pathways, similar to the way a busy sidewalk is easily cleared by poking pedestrians with a javelin. Remove troublesome obstacles with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 ...
5 or 10 Muay Thai, Boxing, or MMA Classes at Folsom MMA (Up to 88% Off)
$19 $125 at Folsom MMA - Groupon
Punching a bag full of sand is a safer way to make you fit than punching a shark that is well liked by the community. Touch gloves with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a 5-class punch card (a $125 value) $29 for ...
Haircut, Style, and Ammonia-Free All-Over Color, Highlights, or Both at Jane Salon (Up to 61% Off)
$69 $175 at Jane Salon - Groupon
Each of the Beatles received much attention for his mop-top hairstyle due to its unconventional length and its ability to play the drums better than Ringo. Love, love your 'do to this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for a ...
One or Three Medical-Grade Skinceuticals or Obagi Facials at The Center for Aesthetic Medicine (Up to 63% Off)
$39 $89 at The Center for Aesthetic Medicine - Groupon
Having a baby face can have unforeseen benefits, such as being mistaken for a famous baby actor. Look younger with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one medical-grade Skinceuticals or Obagi facial (an $89 value) $...
1-, 3-, 6-, or 12-Month Membership to Guiding Fitness (Up to 73% Off)
$29 $60 at Guiding Fitness - Groupon
Exercise brings the whole body to life—your heart begins to race, your muscles begin to contract, and your brain begins to split into three exobrains. Nothing will ever be the same after you use this Groupon. Choose from Four Opt...
$15 for $30 Worth of Beers and Cocktails at The Office Lounge
$15 $30 at The Office Lounge - Groupon
Vodka comes from fermenting grains or potatoes, just as wine comes from criticizing grapes until they cry. Drink your fruit and veggies with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Beers and Cocktails Patrons can order up drafts of Bud...
One Month of Beginner Fencing with Optional Two Months of Intermediate Fencing at Davis Fencing Academy (Up to 62% Off)
$29 $60 at Davis Fencing Academy - Groupon
Fencing is America's favorite sport because it combines the visceral excitement of swordplay with the stylish outfits of beekeeping. Fight fashionably with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one month of the beginne...
60-Minute Swedish Massage for Two or One with Gift Certificates at Inner Harmony Massage (Up to 53% Off)
$56 $118 at Inner Harmony Massage - Groupon
Stress can make it difficult to distinguish between work and play, resulting in wearing gym shorts to the office and handing your kids an hourly invoice at their birthday party. Keep your lives separate with this Groupon. Choose Be...
One or Three 60-Minute Private Horseback-Riding Lessons at Nighthorse Farm (Up to 58% Off)
$29 $60 at Nighthorse Farm - Groupon
People should learn how to ride a horse now because there's no telling when the horses will eat all of our cars. Pick up a new skill before it's too late with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one 60-minute private...
5 or 12 Classes at Prime Time Boxing Club (Up to 85% Off)
$45 $300 at Prime Time Boxing Club - Groupon
When boxers show a punch before throwing it it's called telegraphing, but when they hit opponents in the face with a typewriter, it's called texting. Communicate properly with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for 5 bo...
One or Three 60-Minute Aromatherapy Massages at Natural Healing massage and wellness (Up to 61% Off)
$39 $85 at Natural Healing massage and wellness - Groupon
It can be tough to relax, between work, family, and the unrealistic nighttime demands of your horse-headed dream boss. Escape with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute massage with aromatherapy (an $85 v...
Californian Food and Drinks at Liaison Lounge and Restaurant (Up to 53% Off). Two Options Available.
$7 $15 at Liaison Lounge and Restaurant - Groupon
Eating and drinking with friends makes for a much better Friday night than eating your friends and drinking alone. Gather a crowd with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $7 for $15 worth of California food and drinks $15 ...
$25 for 12 CrossFit or CrossFit Light Classes at CrossFit (Up to $199 Value)
$25 $199 at CrossFit - Groupon
Muscle weighs more than fat, making retired bodybuilders nature's best paperweights. Get buff and avoid scattered utility bills with this Groupon. $25 for 12 CrossFit Classes (Up to $199 Value) Throughout the week, certified instr...
Two or Four LipoLaser Treatments at DeBruin Medical Center in Orangevale (Up to 85% Off)
$119 $665 at DeBruin Medical Center - Groupon
Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Enlist expert help with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $119 for two LipoLaser treatment...
60- or 90-Minute Massage for One, or a 60-Minute Couples Massage at Therapeutic Solutions (Up to 59% Off)
$29 $69.99 at Therapeutic Solutions - Groupon
Muscles, like the tails of sleeping cats or levers labeled drain ocean, were never meant to be pulled. Reverse the damage with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $69.99 v...
$25 for 12 CrossFit or CrossFit Light Classes at CrossFit (Up to $199 Value)
$25 $199 at CrossFit - Groupon
Muscle weighs more than fat, making retired bodybuilders nature's best paperweights. Get buff and avoid scattered utility bills with this Groupon. $25 for 12 CrossFit Classes (Up to $199 Value) Throughout the week, certified instr...
The Wax Museum at Fisherman's Wharf Visit for Two or Four (Up to 56% Off)
$16 $32 at The Wax Museum at Fisherman's Wharf - Groupon
Wax museums give visitors a chance to get an up-close look at celebrities without resorting to hanging around outside their houses or showing up at ceremonies disguised as an award. Get carried away with this Groupon. Choose Betwee...
Spa Treatment for One or Two, or One or Three Teen Acne Enzyme Facials at Skin 2 Envy (Up to 59% Off)
$29 $65 at Skin 2 Envy - Groupon
Smooth skin gives you an untouched canvas to stick latex wounds on so that you can leave work early. Alter your appearance with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $79 for a Head 2 Toe Reviver treatment for one (a $165 value) ...
Breakfast or Dinner for Two at Cornerstone Cafe & Bar (Up to 52% Off)
$27 $55.85 at Cornerstone Cafe & Bar - Groupon
Being waited on in a restaurant makes you feel like royalty, only without the abiding hatred of democracy. Feast in comfort with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $27 for dinner for two (up to a $55.85 total value) One ap...
One or Three 75-minute European Facials at Bellara Salon & Spa (Up to 58% Off)
$32 $70 at Bellara Salon & Spa - Groupon
Your face is the first thing people notice about you and the first thing they'll describe to the police after you open all their mail. Make a lasting impression with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $32 for one 75-minute ...
One or Two Dental-Implant Packages with Abutments and Crowns at Elk Grove Landing Family Dental Practice (Up to 55% Off)
$1,749 $3,800 at Elk Grove Landing Family Dental Practice - Groupon
It's important to take care of your teeth so you can chew for your whole life and so that your skeleton doesn't look all malnourished. Make a lasting impression with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $1,749 for a one-implan...
One or Two Detoxifying Cleansing Packages at The Colon Therapy Center (Up to 58% Off)
$39 $90 at The Colon Therapy Center - Groupon
Much like cleaning out the basement or building a burning effigy out of high-school yearbooks, internal cleansing helps expunge toxic reminders of years past. Start the semester with a clean slate with this Groupon. Choose Between ...
Haircut with Option of Style, Color, or Highlights, or Express Keratin Treatment at Aquafx Salon & Spa (Up to 59% Off)
$19 $45 at Aquafx Salon & Spa - Groupon
Getting a professional haircut is less dangerous than lowering your head over the stove and pulling it back when the strands sizzle up to the right length. Get a smoking-hot new 'do with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $1...
60-Minute Individual or Couples Massage with Euro Body Scrub at Enigma Spa (Up to 55% Off)
$59 $120 at Enigma Spa - Groupon
Massage brings about a sense of inner peace, much like meditating or imagining a bunch of flowers coming to life and then kissing each other. Feel better with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a 60-minute massage w...
Weekend or Five-Day Retreat at Sivananda Ashram Yoga Farm in Grass Valley (Up to 63% Off). Three Options Available.
$69 $160 at Sivananda Ashram Yoga Farm - Groupon
Yoga teaches people how to sustain poses while still breathing, a skill most yogis use to live undetected in wax museums. Trick a tourist with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for admission to a weekend beginners' yoga...
Refresher Facial and Indulge Me Mani-Pedi for One or Two at Love Your Skin Day Spa (Up to 59% Off)
$59 $120 at Love Your Skin Day Spa - Groupon
A beautiful face is hard to forget, like a catchy tune or a dog in cutoff jean shorts. Make a lasting impression with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a refresher facial and an Indulge Me mani-pedi (a $120 value) ...
$20 for Four 60-Minute Tumbling Classes at Power ($40 Value)
$20 $40 at POWER - Groupon
Kids are better than adults at learning gymnastics because they're more flexible and gravity hasn't had as much time to build up ill will toward them. Stick it to gravity with this Groupon. $20 for Four 60-Minute Tumbling Classes (...
One or Two 60-Minute Massages at Serene Changes (Up to 51% Off)
$69 $140 at Serene Changes - Groupon
A sore back can make everyday tasks harder, from crawling out of bed in the morning to sewing yourself into bed at night. Add relaxation to your routine with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 60-minute massage ...
One or Two Hypnotherapy Sessions at Sacramento Hypnotherapy (Up to 70% Off)
$39 $125 at Sacramento Hypnotherapy - Groupon
Hypnosis unlocks the power of the subconscious mind, which is usually preoccupied with remembering all the dogs you've ever seen. Free your mind with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 45-minute hypnotherapy ses...
One or Three Brazilian Waxes at Ooh La La Salon and Day Spa (Up to 59% Off)
$39 $80 at Ooh La La Salon and Day Spa - Groupon
Modern spa treatments help people stay beautiful without having to spend years in a dark room to keep their skin fresh. Get out there with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one Brazilian wax (up to an $80 value) $9...
Bull-Riding Outing for Two or Four with Appetizers, and Beer at Sacramento Bulls Restaurant & Bar (Up to 56% Off)
$19 $43 at Sacramento Bulls Restaurant & Bar - Groupon
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One or Three LED Photofacials from Suzanne at Selah Day Spa (Up to 61% Off)
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Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Trinity Total Healthcare (Up to 88% Off)
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Wedding-Gown Preservation or $15 for $30 Worth of Dry Cleaning at Dry Clean Today
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Microdermabrasion Facial and 30-Minute Aromatherapy Massage for One or Two at Le Spa (Up to 68% Off)
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One or Three Cellulite-Reduction Treatments at Smooth Sensations Body Balance (Up to 51% Off)
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Greek Food at Greek Village Inn (Half Off). Three Options Available.
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Express Mani-Pedi, Gel Manicure with Spa Pedicure, or Three Spa Pedicures at Sassy's Salon & Spa (Up to 55% Off)
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Virgin Hair-Relaxer Treatment or Japanese Straightening Treatment at Universal Beauty Institute (Up to 67% Off)
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One or Four One-Hour Private Horseback Riding Lessons at Saxton Equestrian (Up to 59% Off)
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$39 for a New-Patient Dental Exam with X-rays, Cleaning, and Whitening Kit at Cosmetic Dental Studio ($515 Value)
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Wine Tasting with Cheese for 2 or 4, or a Barrel Room Tour for Up to 20 at Scribner Bend Vineyards (Up to 88% Off)
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10 or 20 Aerial-Yoga Classes at Aerie Yoga (Up to 86% Off)
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One or Three Months of Unlimited Classes, or One Month for Family of Five at California Boxing and MMA (Up to 80% Off)
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Cut, Style, and Deep-Conditioning with Option for Redken Clear Color Shine at True Salon and Spa (Up to 55% Off)
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American Food for Brunch or Lunch for Two or Four at El Dorado Saloon (Up to 53% Off)
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Ethiopian Cuisine at Habesha Restaurant (Half Off). Two Options Available.
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Pizza Meal for Two or Four with Garlic Knots, Salad, and Drinks at Sauce'd Pizza & Cocktail House (Up to 52% Off)
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One or Three 60-Minute Massages with Chiropractic Package at Living Roots Chiropractic (Up to 84% Off)
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Haircut with Conditioning, Keratin, or Brazilian Blowout Zero, or Hair Extensions at Dollhouse Salon Co. (Up to 76% Off)
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One, Two, or Four IPL Photofacials from Daniel J. Cooper, D.O. (Up to 88% Off)
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Pizza-Making Class for One or Two or Etiquette Class with Five-Course Meal at Napoli Culinary Academy (Up to 63% Off)
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$30 for Six Paintball Days for a Group or Individual with Rental Equipment from Paintball Tickets (Up to $240 Value)
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Japanese Dinner or Lunch at Nishiki Sushi (Up to 53% Off)
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One, Two, Four, Six, or Eight Porcelain Veneers with Dental Exam at Capitol Dental Group
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One Mani-Pedi or Three Infrared Body Wraps with Optional Manicures at Endless Sun Tanning Salon (Up to 67% Off)
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60- or 90-Minute Therapeutic Massage or 75-Minute Hot-Stone Massage at Backs In Motion ChiroSpa (Up to 53% Off)
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American Breakfast for Two or Pasta, Wings, or Salad Meal for Two or Four with Drinks at Valencia Club (Up to 51% Off)
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One Belay Class with One, Three, Five, or Seven Climbing Sessions at Granite Arch Climbing Center (Up to 52% Off)
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Microdermabrasion with Moisturizing Mask or European Facial Treatment at ZÃD Salon & Spa (Up to 53% Off)
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5, 10, or 15 60-Minute Boot-Camp Classes from Performance Science Training Institute (Up to 96% Off)
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One or Three Detoxifying Wellness Packages at Body Restore (Up to 62% Off)
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Pizzeria Cuisine at Rico’s Italian Pizza (Half Off). Two Options Available.
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One or Three Mani-Pedis at Chakras Healing Spa & Salon (Up to 53% Off)
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Basic or Deluxe Boudoir-Photography Package with Digital Images at Pink Butterfly (Up to 75% Off)
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Two, Four, or Six Lipo-Light Body-Contouring Treatments at Genesis Health Institute (85% Off)
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Microdermabrasion with Express Facial or 24K Gold Facial at True Salon and Spa in Elk Grove (Up to 72% Off)
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One-, Three-, or Six-Month Basic Membership or One-Month Family Membership to Full Throttle Fitness (Up to 66% Off)
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Horseback-Riding Lessons at McDaniel Training Center (Up to Half Off). Three Options Available.
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Three Regular Washes or One Car Wash with Wax and Tire Dressing at Magic Car Wash (Up to 61% Off)
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One or Three 60-Minute Massages at Catch Your Breath Massage (Up to 56% Off)
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One- or Two-Month Individual or Family Membership to Rollingwood Racquet Club (Up to 87% Off)
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Two or Four LipoLaser Treatments at California Lipo Laser Center (Up to 89% Off)
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Chiropractic Exam, X-rays, Adjustment and One or Two 60-Minute Massages at Dr. Matthew C. Huseboe, D.C. (Up to 87% Off)
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One or Three Latin Art or Cuisine Classes for One or Two at Spanglish Arte (Up to 68% Off)
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