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- Acanto Ristorante
- Acappello Ristorante
- Angelo's
- Aventura Lounge and Grill
- Bardi's Bar & Grill
- Bella Gente
- Bella Vita Pizzeria and Restaurant
- Bloomfield Steakhouse
- Blue City Grill @ The Crowne Plaza
- Bombay Grill
- Bon Buffet Restaurant
- Broadway Pizzeria Restaurant
- Bruschetta Restaurant
- Casa Turano
- Castalia
- Chatni
- Chicken Magician
- China Gourmet
- Chives Restaurant and Lounge
- Cinco De Mayo
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Takeout Peruvian Cuisine at Pepe's BBQ (Up to 51% Off)
$12 $24 at Pepe's BBQ - Groupon - Expires 05/29/13
Going out to a restaurant with your family is a great way to catch up and an even better way to prove to your parents that you've finally learned to eat without screaming between bites. Reveal the new you with this Groupon. Choose ...
$99 for a High-Speed Drive in a Ferrari or Lamborghini from Gotham Dream Cars ($249 Value)
$99 $249 at Gotham Dream Cars - Groupon - Expires 06/08/13
Riding a fancy car provides a brief taste of luxury without outrageous monthly payments or the responsibility of refilling its caviar tank every day. Experience automotive extravagance with this Groupon. $99 for a High-Speed Drive ...
Spencers Theater of Illusion at Bergen Performing Arts Center on Sunday, June 2, at 4 p.m. (Up to 51% Off)
$24 $49 at Spencers Theater of Illusion - Groupon - Expires 05/29/13
The illusory power of magic tricks ignites minds with dreams of unknown worlds and the possibility of putting pants on two legs at a time. Become bewitched with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal One G-Pass to Spencers Theater of Il...
Upscale Pub Food and Drinks at Taste Bar & Bistro (Up to 51% Off). Two Options Available.
$25 $50 at Taste Bar & Bistro - Groupon - Expires 05/29/13
Eating at home can save money, but if you don't leave the house you'll never meet a rich stranger who will give you all his money in return for raising his adult children. Get out there with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options...
Eyelash Extensions at Viva Glam Salon (Up to 65% Off). Three Options Available.
$59.99 $150 at Viva Glam Salon - Groupon - Expires 05/29/13
Having long eyelashes improves everything, from winking to catching your own tears so you can prove to your parents how hard you were crying. Get a more dramatic look with Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69.99 for one full se...
$99 for a Coppola Keratin Complex Treatment at Salon Nouveau (Up to $350 Value)
$99 $350 at Salon Nouveau - Groupon - Expires 05/29/13
Hair is in a constant state of growth, much like global literacy or that baby—oh, in the name of all that is holy, that baby. Keep things under control with this Groupon. $99 for a Coppola Keratin Treatment (Up to $350 Value) Af...
Four or Six Classes with Gloves at CKO Kickboxing (Up to 65% Off)
$49 $120 at CKO Kickboxing - Groupon - Expires 05/31/13
Martial artists are known for their skill and beauty, which is why so many of them are the spokesmen for makeup companies. Kick your way to success with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for four kickboxing classes and...
Urban-Garden Tour for Two or Four from Mill Hill Garden Tour (Up to 58% Off)
$13 $30 at Mill Hill Garden Tour - Groupon - Expires 05/31/13
Like smashing a snow globe against your forehead, tours can open up a fascinating new world right before your eyes. Go beyond the surface with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $13 for two tickets to the Mill Hill Garden T...
"The Art of Performing" Summer Camp at PEP Club
$59 $120 at PEP Club - Living Social - Expires 05/31/13
Sign up your litte drama kings or queens -- ages 3 to 8 -- for a summer camp experience that they'll effortlessly excel at. That is, "The Art of Performing" at PEP Club in Warren: • $59 (regularly $120) for one week of afternoon ...
One Month of Unlimited CrossFit Classes at CrossFit Meadowlands
$59 $185 at CrossFit Meadowlands - Living Social - Expires 05/31/13
Sometimes fitting a workout into your schedule can be harder than squeezing into that new pair of designer skinny jeans -- make doing both a whole lot easier with this offer: • $59 (regularly $185) for one month of unlimited Cros...
7- to 8-Pound HoneyBaked Half Ham or HoneyBaked Premium Sliced Ham Dinner for Four from HoneyBaked Ham (Up to Half Off)
$18 $36 at HoneyBaked Ham - Groupon - Expires 05/29/13
Eating comfort food reminds you of the way your parents cooked before they, according to some beliefs, became beings of pure energy. Take a bite down memory lane with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for a HoneyBaked ...
90-Minute or Two-Hour Birthday Party Packages for Up to 15 Kids at Creative Kids (Up to 57% Off)
$179 $390 at Creative Kids - Groupon - Expires 05/30/13
Inviting people to a party is a gesture of friendship, much like asking them for advice on how to hypothetically convince a friend to help you move. Extend a hand with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $179 for a 90-minute...
Upscale Seasonal Dinner for Two or Four with Entrees, Wine, and Dessert at Chakra (Up to 42% Off)
$65 $112 at Chakra - Groupon - Expires 05/30/13
Tables at fine-dining restaurants are known for their fancy white-linen outfits, unlike tables in home kitchens, which are free to go nude in the privacy of their own homes. Dress up for a nice meal with this Groupon. Choose Betwee...
Haircut with Option for Partial or Full Highlights or All-Over Color at Suzanne’s Hair and Colour Room (Up to 66% Off)
$39.99 $95 at Suzanne's Hair and Colour Room - Groupon - Expires 05/28/13
Changing your hair can make you feel like a new person, especially if you cut off a lot of length or braid your handlebar mustache to your eyebrows. Get an original look with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39.99 for a ha...
Three-, Four-, Five-, or Six-Night All-Inclusive Stay at Be Live Hamaca Suites in the Dominican Republic
$599 $1,077 at Be Live Hamaca Suites - Groupon - Expires 05/30/13
All-Inclusive Resort On Popular Beach with Calm Waters and Offshore Reef In the 1950s, wealthy denizens of Santo Domingo would flock to Boca Chica, the nearest beach in the city, to spend their weekends in leisure. And with good re...
$50 to Spend on Italian Cuisine at Vicolo Ristorante
$25 $50 at Vicolo Ristorante - Living Social - Expires 05/30/13
From its jovial, kid-friendly waitstaff to the varied, old-world Italian entrées, it's no wonder one Urbanspoon reviewer called this Old Tappan spot "out of this world": • $25 for $50 to spend on food and drink for dinner • Menu...
$20 to Spend on Food and Drink or Prix-Fixe Dinner at Primavera's Pizza Bistro
$10 $20 at Primavera's Pizza Bistro - Living Social - Expires 05/30/13
Featuring green and neon pink light schemes in the interior, this European-styled eatery dishes exotic pizzas, creative sandwiches, and wholesome salads: • $10 for $20 to spend on food and drink • $16 (regularly $32) for a prix-...
One, Three, or Five Endermologie Cellulite-Reduction Treatments at Pleasant Road Spa (Up to 64% Off)
$35 $75 at Pleasant Road Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/28/13
Displaying your cellulite-free legs at the beach will let you feel as confident as the lifeguard who allowed himself to be swallowed by a shark so that he could beat it up from the inside. Be the star of the beach with this Groupon....
$30 for Bowling with Shoe Rental for Up to Five at Bowling Proprietors' Association of North Jersey (Up to $77.50 Value)
$30 $77.50 at Bowling Proprietors' Association of North Jersey - Groupon - Expires 05/29/13
Bowling-alley lanes are covered in a thin layer of oil, facilitating a smooth trip for the ball and adorable walking surfaces for newborn deer. Polish your poise with this Groupon. $30 for Bowling with Shoe Rental for Up to Five (U...
One or Three Facials at Giambieri Coloring Spa in Fort Lee (Up to 65% Off)
$45 $120 at Giambieri Coloring Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/27/13
Faces, like potatoes, must be scrubbed and buffed to clear away excess dirt, remove dry skin, and prevent the emergence of extra eyes. Buff away unsightly blemishes with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for one facial...
The Package Tour: New Kids on the Block with Special Guests 98° and Boyz II Men at Mark G. Etess Arena on July 26
$50 $114 at The Package Tour: New Kids On The Block With Guests 98° & Boyz II Men - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
The Deal $50 for one G-Pass to The Package Tour: New Kids on the Block with special guests 98° and Boyz II Men (up to a $114 value) When: Friday, July 26, at 7:30 p.m. Where: Mark G. Etess Arena at Trump Taj Mahal Sections: bleac...
Two-Hour Sangria- or Mojito-Mixing Class for One, Two, or Four at BAR Academy 101 (Up to 79% Off)
$39 $100 at BAR Academy 101 - Groupon - Expires 05/29/13
Experienced bartenders are capable of pulling off elaborate liquor bottle tricks, like juggling them or slamming one against the bar to make a loud noise. Raise the bar with this Groupon. Choose from Six Options $39 for a sangria...
$99.99 for a Five-Day Kids’ Summer Princess Program at Parteaz ($300 Value). Five Dates Available.
$99.99 $300 at Parteaz - Groupon - Expires 05/29/13
The allure of princess-hood calls to many children who desire lives lived in elegant gowns and intelligent debate on fiscal-policy making. Crown your kid with this Groupon. Choose from Five Options $99.99 for a five-day summer pr...
$145 for a Four-Day Instructional Baseball or Softball Camp at Teel's Baseball and Softball Training Center ($295 Value)
$145 $295 at Teel's Baseball and Softball Summer Camps - Groupon - Expires 05/29/13
According to legend, Babe Ruth pointed his bat toward the sky to let his fans know exactly where the flesh-eating aliens were coming from. Become one of the greats with this Groupon. $145 for a Four-Day Baseball or Softball Summer ...
Brooklyn Hotel at Fairfield Inn and Suites New York Brooklyn
$199 $394 at Fairfield Inn and Suites New York Brooklyn - Living Social - Expires 06/05/13
Escape Kit • A One-Night Stay for Two in a King Room, Thursdays through Sundays • Two Glasses of Wine and One Appetizer at La Villa Pizzeria • Bedtime Sweet Treat • Late 1 p.m. Checkout The Destination New York City's bigge...
Adirondacks Camp Resort at Yogi Bear's Jellystone Park Camp-Resort at Paradise Pines
$75 $128 at Yogi Bear's Jellystone Park Camp-Resort at Paradise Pines - Living Social - Expires 06/05/13
Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for Up to Two Adults and Two Children in a Tent, Pop-Up Camper, RV, or Motorhome Site ($75) • Or, a Two-Night Stay for Up to Two Adults and Two Children in a Mountain Cabana ($142) • Or, a Two-Night ...
Greater DC Boutique Hotel at Bethesda Court Hotel
$94 $184 at Bethesda Court Hotel - Living Social - Expires 06/05/13
Escape Kit • A One-Night Stay for Up to Four in a King or Double Room on Thursdays through Sundays • Breakfast for Four • Chocolates and Bottled Water • 15% Discount at Chef Tony's Restaurant • Late 2 p.m. Checkout • Combine ...
Mexican Resort at Barceló Maya Colonial
$850 $1,663 at Barceló Maya Colonial - Living Social - Expires 06/05/13
The Escape Kit • A Four-Night Stay for Two in a Superior Room ($850) or a Junior Suite Ocean Front Premium Room ($1,175) with $1,200 in Resort Coupons • A Five- ($1,062) or Six- Night ($1,275) Stay for Two in a Superior Room with ...
AAA Four Diamond Resort at Barceló Maya Palace Deluxe
$977 $2,021 at Barceló Maya Palace Deluxe - Living Social - Expires 06/05/13
The Escape Kit • A Four-Night Stay for Two in a Junior Suite Deluxe Room ($977) or a Junior Suite Ocean Front Premium Room ($1,537) with $1,200 in Resort Credit Coupons • A Five-Night Stay for Two in a Junior Suite Deluxe Room ($1...
St. Croix Hotel at Hotel on the Cay
$396 $956 at Hotel on the Cay - Living Social - Expires 06/05/13
Escape Kit • A Four-Night Stay for Two in a Standard Room ($396) • Or, a Six-Night Stay for Two in a Standard Room ($594) The Destination Combine impossibly blue Caribbean waters with perfect white-sand beaches, toss every im...
All-Inclusive St. Maarten Resort at Sonesta Maho Beach Resort & Casino
$999 $2,220 at Sonesta Maho Beach Resort & Casino - Living Social - Expires 06/05/13
Escape Kit • A Four- ($999), Five- ($1,099), or Six-Night ($1,299) Stay for Two in a Pool or Ocean View Room • All Inclusive of Meals, Snacks, Alcoholic and Non-Alcoholic Drinks, Daily Activities, Nightly Entertainment, and All Ta...
$20 For $40 Towards Any Service at Jersey Nicks Car Wash
$20 $40 at Jersey Nicks Car Wash - Double Take Deals - Expires 06/04/13
Don’t be a road noid; steer yourself into Jersey Nicks Car Wash with this Double Take Deal. You’ll receive $40 toward their impeccable car detailing services. Jersey Nicks is a full-service car wash and detail center. Established in...
$20 For $40 Worth Of Dry Cleaning (Purchaser Will Receive 2 - $20 Certificates) at Touch Of Elegance
$20 $40 at Touch Of Elegance - Double Take Deals - Expires 06/04/13
Whether you’re dressing for the office or home plate, A Touch Of Elegance French Dry Cleaners will have your clothes spotless and looking their absolute best. Individual care is given to each order by owner Antoinette DiPierro, and ...
$20 For $40 Toward Any Highlight Service at Robin's On Broadway
$20 $40 at Robin's On Broadway - Double Take Deals - Expires 06/04/13
It's been twisted and teased, feathered and foiled… You've even subjected it to burning and bleaching. Don't you think it's time you ceased manhandling your mane and give it the special treatment it deserves? Weave your way over t...
One Week of Soccer Camp at United Soccer Academy
$35 $79 at United Soccer Academy - Living Social - Expires 06/05/13
With this deal, even the tiniest athletes can learn soccer skills during Monday-to-Friday programming that runs for 45 to 75 minutes, depending on location: • $35 ($79 value) for one week of soccer camp for kids ages 2 to 5 • Of...
Cooking or Garden Class at Fresh & Fancy Farms
$30 $60 at Fresh & Fancy Farms - Living Social - Expires 06/05/13
This family-run farm in New Milford is host to a charming white barn, and is committed to educating the community about local growing, planting, and maintaining a beautiful property: • $30 (regularly $60) for a farm-to-table cook...
Three Laser Hair-Removal Treatments at Plastic Surgery of Short Hills
$149 $600 at Plastic Surgery of Short Hills - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Laser hair removal at Plastic Surgery of Short Hills goes smoothly because rather than just removing the hair shaft, the treatments destroy the follicle, providing longer-lasting results: • $149 (regularly $600) for three laser h...
Adult or Youth Summertime Membership with Pool Access at Atlantis Sports Club & Spa (Up to 67% Off)
$149 $399 at Atlantis Sports Club & Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/29/13
Bodybuilders visualize lifting a weight before actually lifting it, just as businessmen visualize leading a meeting before actually riding in on a stallion. Appear majestic with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $149 for a...
5 or 10 Adult Yoga Classes at MiMi Yoga for Everyone (Up to 78% Off)
$29 $95 at MiMi Yoga for Everyone - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
Yoga is unique in that it is the only medieval physical-fitness art that does not involve firing crossbows at a grendel. Bend and stretch sans monsters with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 5 adult yoga classes (a...
60-Minute Spa Facial with Option for Hungarian Salt Glow Treatment at Alora Ambiance Spa (Up to 55% Off)
$45 $95 at Alora Ambiance Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
A spa visit is a pleasant ending to a tough day, much like getting an aisle seat on a life raft. Take a load off with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for a 60-minute spa facial (a $95 value) $75 for a 60-minute spa f...
$20 for 30 Classes from MetaBody Yoga & Fitness Pass ($350 Value)
$20 $350 at MetaBody Yoga & Fitness Pass - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
Like tug-of-war tournaments and harmonized singing telegrams, workouts are more effective when done with a group. Join a fitness community with this Groupon. $20 for 30 Yoga and Fitness Classes ($350 Value) This Groupon is valid a...
Dodgeball-, Volleyball-, Kickball-, or Softball-Team Registration for One from BAM Social Sports (Half Off)
$30 $60 at BAM Social Sports - Groupon - Expires 05/31/13
Ending up with a title is the ultimate goal of anyone who has ever played sports or poisoned a king. Dream big with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $30 for dodgeball registration in East Brunswick (a $60 value). The season...
Five Yoga Classes at The School of Royal Yoga
$29 $80 at The School of Royal Yoga - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
Located on Main Street in Chester, this 25-year-old yoga school welcomes students of all types -- from first-timers to bona fide yogis: • $29 (regularly $80) for five yoga classes • Choose from beginner, prenatal, chair yoga, mo...
Pedicure and Waxing with a Regular or Gel Manicure at Angeltips
$20 $44 at Angeltips - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
Started as a single outpost on Long Island 16 years ago, this Fort Salonga Road establishment is just one of more than 60 top-notch spas that make up a blossoming beauty franchise in the tri-state area. Visit any day of the week wit...
$350 to Spend on a Mattress Set at Bruce the Bed King
$49 $350 at Bruce the Bed King - Living Social - Expires 06/18/13
This family-owned-and-operated biz has been ruling the Garden State mattress scene for more than 50 years. With two area locations, it's easy to score the perfect set: • $49 for $350 to spend on a mattress set • Choose from name...
Zipline Canopy Tour for One or Two at Spring Mountain Adventures (Up to 53% Off). Four Options Available.
$45 $95 at Spring Mountain Adventures - Groupon - Expires 05/30/13
Ziplining is an exhilarating way to enjoy aerial views of nature without sucking on a helium tank until you get really big and drift away. Float above treetops with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $45 for a Full Monty Cano...
10 or 20 Yoga Classes at Juluka Yoga Studio (Up to 83% Off)
$35 $135 at Juluka Yoga Studio - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Sweating is your body's natural way of staying cool and tricking farmers into giving you free lemonade. Let your body do the work with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for 10 yoga classes (a $135 value) $45 for 20 yog...
$249 for Pixel Perfect Laser Skin-Resurfacing Facial Treatment at Lazur La Vie ($1,000 Value)
$249 $1,000 at Lazur La Vie - Groupon - Expires 05/27/13
Our bodies often cause us embarrassment, whether by hiccupping during a presentation or nervously spewing venom during a routine traffic stop. Put an end to one embarrassing outcropping with this Groupon. $249 for a Pixel Perfect L...
Full Set of Eyelash Extensions with Optional Touchup at Grace Skin & Body Care (Up to 60% Off)
$69 $150 at Grace Skin & Body Care - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Batting long eyelashes can fan the flames of love or extinguish the flames of really tiny fires. Look hot with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a full set of eyelash extensions (a $150 value) $99 for a full set of...
Five Half or Full Days of Summer Camp for One or Two Children at Kidoodle Learning Center (Up to 76% Off)
$49 $200 at Kidoodle Learning Center - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
Einstein famously said that imagination is more important than knowledge, which is why he also famously referred to the moon as "the night sun." Train a child's brain with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $49 for five half ...
Laser Toenail-Fungus-Removal Treatment for One or Both Feet at New Jersey Foot and Ankle Centers (Up to 67% Off)
$195 $495 at New Jersey Foot and Ankle Centers - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Foot fungus was never meant to be seen, much like all of the exposed wiring on the back of the moon. Keep up appearances with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $195 for one laser toenail-fungus-removal treatment for one fo...
One-Hour Pirate Cruise for Two or Four from Dark Star Pirate Cruises (Up to 51% Off)
$23 $46 at Dark Star Pirate Cruises - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
Boats are like rich parents, in that they will float you for a few years while you drift around playing acoustic guitar and working on your coming of age novel. Live the dream with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $23 for...
Sports Birthday Party with Snacks and Drinks for Up to 10 or 15 Kids at Meadowlands Athletic Club (Up to 54% Off)
$99 $200 at Meadowlands Athletic Club - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
Kids only sit still when they're watching a movie or letting a friend pour condiments on them to see what it feels like to be a sandwich. Let them loose with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a 90-minute sports bir...
Haircut and Color Packages at It's All About Me Salon & Day Spa in Garwood (Up to 61% Off). Three Packages Available.
$29 $65 at It's All About Me Salon & Day Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
A color highlight can add subtle depth to a new haircut or boldly outline the edges of your comb-over. Be discreet or not with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a haircut and style (up to a $45 value) with a deep-co...
"My Big Gay Italian Funeral" at St. Luke's Theatre, June 8–August 25 (Up to $30.25 Off). Offer Powered by Telecharge
$49 $79.25 at "My Big Gay Italian Funeral" - Groupon - Expires 05/28/13
Although not one of the five traditional senses, a sense of humor is the only thing that allows humans to answer knock-knocks at the door. You're there with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal My Big Gay Italian Funeral Where: St. L...
Blowout and Conditioning or Haircut and Manicure at Chateau Salon
$37 $75 at Chateau Salon - Living Social - Expires 05/26/13
Victor Castro founded this Franklin Lakes salon in the hopes that he could make every client feel gorgeous inside and out. His expert team of stylists -- including the precocious salon pup, Fidel -- continues this mission today: ...
Award-Winning Jacó Resort at Villas Caletas
$479 $804 at Villas Caletas - Living Social - Expires 05/26/13
Escape Kit • A Three- ($479), Four- ($639), or Five-Night ($779) Stay for Two in a Villa Room • Or, a Three- ($629), Four- ($879), or Five-Night ($1,029) Stay for Two in a Junior Suite The Destination On Costa Rica's Pacific c...
Three-Course Fondue Dinner with Drinks for Two or Four at The Melting Pot (Up to 51% Off)
$50 $91.60 at The Melting Pot - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Group dining is an easy way to socialize and to encourage friends to accept the mouth growing on your back. Show off party tricks with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $50 for a fondue dinner for two, valid Saturday (up to ...
5 or 10 Yoga Classes at Surya Yoga Academy (Up to 77% Off)
$25 $50 at Surya Yoga Academy - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Yoga is a much easier way to exercise both mind and body than testing Einstein's theory of relativity by racing a beam of light. Travel at lithe speed with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for 5 yoga classes (up to a ...
Garden State Rollergirls Intraleague Bout at Inline Skating Club of America on Saturday, June 8 (Up to 52% Off)
$11 $22.68 at Garden State Rollergirls - Groupon - Expires 06/01/13
The Deal $11 for two tickets to a Garden State Rollergirls intraleague bout (up to a $22.68 value) When: Saturday, June 8, at 8 p.m. Where: Inline Skating Club of America in North Arlington Seating: general admission Door time: 7:...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Sessions on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Hoboken Medical Aesthetics (Up to 91% Off)
$149 $1,650 at Hoboken Medical Aesthetics - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
If comic books have taught us anything, it's that getting zapped with mysterious rays always gives you crime-fighting abilities—in this case, superhuman smoothness. Save the world with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $1...
Manchester City FC vs. Chelsea FC Premier League Friendly Soccer Match at Yankee Stadium on May 25 (Up to 40% Off)
$75 $109.50 at Manchester City FC vs. Chelsea FC - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
The Deal One ticket to see an on-field match between top English Premier League clubs Manchester City FC and Chelsea FC When: Saturday, May 25, at 5:30 p.m. Where: Yankee Stadium Door time: 2 p.m.—at which time ticketholders can...
Tarot Card, Clairvoyant, or Relationship Reading at NJ Psychic
$15 $50 at NJ Psychic - Living Social - Expires 05/25/13
Sit with Tiffany -- the NJ Psychic -- to potentially learn more of what your future has in store with this offer: • $15 (regularly $50) for a tarot card reading • $25 (regularly $100) for psychic clairvoyant reading • $35 (re...
BYOB Casual Painting Class at The Martinsville Studio
$25 $65 at The Martinsville Studio - Living Social - Expires 05/25/13
You're looking to become a modern-day Rembrandt, but you're just so darn thirsty all the time. Take your talents and your dehydration to The Martinsville Studio: • $25 ($65 value) for a one-hour bring-your-own-beverage oil painti...
Handcrafted, Fresh-Cut Pastas at Nonna Maria's Homemade Pasta (Up to 55% Off). Three Options Available.
$20 $40 at Nonna Maria's Homemade Pasta - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
Like a locked steamer trunk in an attic, lasagna recipes are better when they contain a closely guarded family secret. Finally taste the truth with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for $40 worth of handmade pastas, sau...
Italian Cuisine for Two or More People or Four or More People at Mangia Pizza Restaurant (Half Off)
$20 $40 at Mangia Pizza Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
Pizza, much like the earth, is circular, flat, and supports the existence of Karl Malone. Enjoy something that always delivers with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of Italian cuisine for two or more $40...
One, Three, or Five Washes and Blowouts at Lisa Thomas Salon (Up to 65% Off)
$17 $34 at Lisa Thomas Salon - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
A trip to a salon is a cheaper way to redefine your image than getting back from India and never shutting up about it. Change things up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $17 for one wash and blowout (a $34 value) $39 f...
5 or 10 Personal-Training Sessions at Speed Weight Training Fitness Center (Up to 85% Off)
$39 $200 at Speed Weight Training Fitness Center - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
To many people, getting liposuction seems too risky, like speaking up when a tall man takes your luggage by accident. Play it safe with your shape, thanks to this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 5 60-minute personal-tr...
One or Three 60-Minute Swedish Massages at Natural Medicine Center (Up to 59% Off)
$39 $80 at Natural Medicine Center - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Giving yourself a back massage is impossible, much like keeping your eyes open while sneezing or reading an entire book. Give spines a rest with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute Swedish massage (an $...
20, 40 or 60 Units of Botox at Cosmetic Facial Center of New Jersey (Up to 64% Off)
$149 $320 at Cosmetic Facial Center of New Jersey - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Smile and frown lines form during sleep, either from dreams about meeting cool celebrities or nightmares about their beautiful faces exploding with bugs. Get a Hollywood look with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $149 for ...
$45 for a Wine, Jazz, and Art Brunch for Two People on Sunday, June 2, at Four Sisters Winery ($90 Value)
$45 $90 at Four Sisters Winery - Groupon - Expires 05/31/13
Experienced wine aficionados are known for their ability to identify a wine's subtle flavors, a feat they accomplish by defragmenting the molecules with the bonus taste buds in their livers. Trust their gut with this Groupon. $45 f...
Los Cabos Suite + Dinner for 2 at Marbella Suites en la Playa
$299 $670 at Marbella Suites en la Playa - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Four- ($299), Five- ($374), or Six-Night ($449) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Garden-View Suite • Or, a Four- ($399), Five- ($499), or Six-Night ($599) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Partial Ocean View Suite • One R...
All-Inclusive Puerto Vallarta Resort at Vamar Vallarta All Inclusive Marina & Beach Resort
$300 $600 at Vamar Vallarta All Inclusive Marina & Beach Resort - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Three- ($300), Four- ($400), Five- ($500), or Six-Night ($600) Stay for Two in a Standard or Superior Room From Now to July 4; and August 16 to December 20 • Or, a Three- ($353), Four- ($470), Five- ($588), or Six-N...
Boutique Costa Rican Resort at Hotel Byblos Resort and Casino
$449 $820 at Hotel Byblos Resort and Casino - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
The Escape Kit • A Four-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $100 Food Credit ($449) • A Five-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $120 Food Credit ($559) • A Six-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $140 Food Credit ($6...
Oceanfront Boutique Resort at Sandy Haven Luxury Boutique Hotel
$419 $952 at Sandy Haven Luxury Boutique Hotel - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
The Escape Kit • A Four- ($419) or Five-Night ($500) Stay for Two in a Superior Garden View Room • Or, a Four- ($700) or Five-Night ($875) Stay for Two in an Ocean Front Room • Daily Continental Breakfast and Mimosas • Combine ...
All-Inclusive St. Lucia Resort at Smuggler's Cove St. Lucia
$879 $2,252 at Smuggler's Cove St. Lucia - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Four- ($879) or Six-Night ($1,319) Stay for Two in a Garden-View Suite Between Now and June 30 or September 1 to 30 • Or, a Four- ($999) or Six-Night ($1,499) Stay for Two in a Garden-View Suite Between July 1 and A...
One, Three, or Five Days of Valet Uncovered Parking at Newark Airport from WallyPark (Up to 71% Off)
$9 $19.95 at WallyPark Airport Parking - Groupon - Expires 05/20/13
Philosophers often question why humans park in driveways, drive on parkways, and dodge flying sacks of cash when driving on freeways. Answer one of life's riddles with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $9 for one day of val...
$20 for $40 for Peruvian Food and Drinks at Fusion Lounge & Restaurant
$20 $40 at Fusion Lounge & Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 05/20/13
Those who travel abroad learn countless secrets, including the fact that the British call french fries "chips" and call chips "potato nasties." Taste the fruits of other cultures with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Peruvian Foo...
"Fuerza Bruta" at Daryl Roth Theatre June 1–July 11 (Up to Half Off)
$44 $87.25 at "Fuerza Bruta" - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
Eyes and ears need regular entertainment to keep them from moving to the back of the head in a huff. Keep audiovisual senses happy with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal $44 for one ticket to see Fuerza Bruta (up to an $87.25 value...
Full Set of Eyelash Extensions with Option of Touchup at Nu-Skin Laser Solutions (Up to 74% Off)
$79 $300 at Nu Skin Laser Solutions - Groupon - Expires 05/20/13
Humans use eyelashes like cats use whiskers—for looking adorable and rubbing against strangers' legs. Look pretty with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for a full set of eyelash extensions (a $300 value) $99 for a f...
$1,999 for a Dental Implant with Exam, Abutment, and Crown at Jonathan Dental Spa ($4,805 Value)
$1,999 $4,805 at Jonathan Dental Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Flashing a bright smile is a great way to show how friendly you are, like popping in for a quick "hello nap" in the new neighbors' garage. Maintain your smile with this Groupon. $1,999 for a Dental Implant with Exam, Abutment, and ...
$20 for $40 Worth of Garden Supplies and Plants at Orange Garden Center
$20 $40 at Orange Garden Center - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
Plants, mankind’s greatest enemy, are finally on the ropes thanks to global warming. Teach your children how to hunt the last of these enormous nitrogen junkies by observing them in captivity with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth ...
Jackson Lake Cottages at Grand Teton Lodge Company
$583 $1,125 at Grand Teton Lodge Company - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Three-Night Stay for Two in a Patio Cottage at Jackson Lake Lodge ($583) • Or, a Three-Night Stay for Two in a Classic Cottage at Jackson Lake Lodge ($793) • Daily Breakfast for Two at the Pioneer Grill • Scenic C...
Virginia Hot Springs Resort at The Homestead
$410 $820 at The Homestead - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for Two in a Preferred Resort Room ($410) or a Preferred Homestead Suite ($585), Sundays through Thursdays • Two Activity Vouchers (One per Guest per Stay) • Daily Self-Parking or Valet Parking Th...
Shenandoah Inn + Wine Tastings at Mimslyn Inn
$117 $196 at Mimslyn Inn - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A One-Night Stay for Two in a Historic Room, Sundays through Thursdays ($117) • Or, a Two-Night Stay for Two, Sundays through Fridays ($209) • Wine Tasting for Two with Local Virginia Wines at The Mimslyn • Two Souv...
Poconos Spa + Massage at Deerfield Spa
$342 $685 at Deerfield Spa - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for One ($342) or Two Guests ($605) in the Main House • Daily Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner • One 50-Minute Massage per Guest • Access to Fitness Programs, Hikes, Lectures, and More The Destinat...
Day of Doggy Day Care or Night of Boarding at Dog On It Doggie Daycare & Boarding
$17 $35 at Dog On It Doggie Daycare & Boarding - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Ensure your precocious pup is boarded safely and comfortably when you take off on your summer getaway with this offer: • $17 (regularly $35) for one day of doggy day care • $32 (regularly $65) for one night of dog boarding • F...
Sushi and Hibachi Dinner Cuisine Friday and Saturday or Sunday–Thursday at Domo 7 Japanese Restaurant (51% Off)
$17 $35 at Domo 7 Japanese Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 02/13/16
In America, Japan is thought of as the birthplace of sushi and the country that kind of looks like a shrimp. Learn more about the world with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $17 for $35 worth of sushi and hibachi dinner c...
Round of Golf with Cart Rental and Range Balls During the Weekend or Weekday at Centennial Golf Club (Up to 51% Off)
$49 $100 at Centennial Golf Club - Groupon - Expires 08/17/13
Though the Scottish shepherds who invented golf liked it for its challenges, Scottish sheep liked it because it gave them ample time to nap in shepherds' pickup trucks. Find your own reason to enjoy golf with this Groupon. Choose B...
One- or Three-Month Gym Membership with Tanning Options at Strong and Shapely Gym (Up to 78% Off)
$25 $90 at Strong and Shapely Gym - Groupon - Expires 02/13/16
Roughly 85% of New Year's resolutions never make it past the hypothetical phase, according to an unfinished study that was abandoned in early February. Get results with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a one-month...
Italian Food for Two or Four or More at Original Presto's Brick Oven Pizza & Pasta (Half Off)
$15 $30 at Original Presto's Brick Oven Pizza & Pasta - Groupon - Expires 02/13/16
Choosing pizza toppings is a lot like being married: if there is an irreconcilable disagreement, both parties take half. Grab a piece of the pie with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of pizza and Italian...
One or Two One-Hour Massages with Optional Chiropractic or Fitness Consultation at Performance Health (Up to 87% Off)
$35 $270 at Performance Health - Groupon - Expires 02/13/16
Muscles, like holiday lights, can easily get in knots but garner lots of attention when displayed at parties. Put a twinkle in their eye with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 60-minute massage and an optional ...
Haircut with Deep-Conditioning Treatment, or Ombre Color with Glaze at Eutopia Beauty Studio (Up to 66% Off)
$29 $85 at Eutopia Beauty Studio - Groupon - Expires 02/13/16
In Hollywood, close-ups are reserved for actors with either striking good looks or rectangular heads with a 1.85:1 aspect ratio. Boost your screen worthiness with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a deep-conditioni...
$100 to Spend on Custom Framing Services at Picture Framing Outlet
$29 $100 at Picture Framing Outlet - Living Social - Expires 06/11/13
Take your classic un-framed prints out of storage and give them top-notch treatment at Picture Framing Outlet in Whippany: • $29 for $100 to spend on custom framing services • Frames everything from family portraits to sports je...
$125 to Spend on Custom Framing Services at Arielle's Gallery
$35 $125 at Arielle's Gallery - Living Social - Expires 06/11/13
If you're looking to reinvent your space this summer, consider adorning your walls with some stunning pieces -- courtesy of this deal: • $35 for $125 to spend on custom framing services • Choose from more than 2,000 styles, whi...
$159 for a Dental Checkup and Zoom! Teeth Whitening at The Miller Center for Esthetic Excellence ($1,022 Value)
$159 $1,022 at The Miller Center for Esthetic Excellence - Groupon - Expires 02/12/16
A glowing smile charms irritable librarians, stern highway-patrol officers, and reactionary judges with their big, fancy ideas about driving through the library. Rev up your smile with this Groupon. $159 for a Dental Checkup and Zo...
Three-Course Fondue Dinner for Two or Four at The Melting Pot (Up to Half Off)
$49 $94.80 at The Melting Pot - Groupon - Expires 02/12/16
Fondue is a ubiquitous staple of Swiss culture, matched only by neutrality, multiuse pocketknives, and the world's most easy-to-draw cheese. Go for a dip with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a three-course dinner ...
Italian Food at Piazza Margherita (Up to 51% Off). Two Options Available.
$25 $50 at Piazza Margherita - Groupon - Expires 02/12/16
One of the most fun parts of eating Italian cuisine is twirling spaghetti noodles around your fork and then using that whole thing as a big, wet spoon to scoop up meatballs. Pick pasta with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...
50-Minute Hydrating Facial with Optional Deep-Conditioning Hair Service and Blow-Dry at Mane on Madison (Up to 59% Off)
$45 $100 at MANE on Madison - Groupon - Expires 02/12/16
Your hair says a lot about you, letting people know that you value your appearance or that you aren't afraid to rub every available balloon on your head. Let your hair speak with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for o...
One- or Two-Lap Italian Sports Car Driving Experience from American Racing Experience (Up to 62% Off)
$99 $259 at American Racing Experience - Groupon - Expires 05/28/13
The best way to test a car's power is to drive it, just as the best way to determine a house's sturdiness is to drive a car through it. Go full-throttle with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a one-lap Italian spor...
$15 For $30 Worth Of Casual Italian Dining at Starlite Restaurant & Pizzeria
$15 $30 at Starlite Restaurant & Pizzeria - Double Take Deals - Expires 05/26/13
Before the invention of the fork, linguine was about as popular as the hiccups in a tattoo parlor. Celebrate the twirl of modern tonged genius with a handsome selection of traditional dishes from the various regions of Italy. Join...
$15 For $30 Worth Of Subs & Sandwiches (Purchaser Receives 2-$15 Certificates) at Blimpie
$15 $30 at Blimpie - Double Take Deals - Expires 05/26/13
Before sub rolls were invented, deli meats, cheese, veggies and dressing would be stuffed into manilla envelopes for easy transport, though at the expense of the papers kept inside. Celebrate bread-bottomed feasting with this Doubl...
Laser Removal for One, Two, or Three Moles, Lesions, or Skin Tags at Quantum Health Spa (Up to 82% Off)
$49 $199 at Quantum Health Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/13/16
True happiness comes from finding beauty everywhere you look, especially in mirrors. Like what you see with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for removal for one mole, lesion, or skin tag (a $199 value) $69 for removal ...
Auto-Maintenance Package with One or Three Oil Changes at Grecco Auto Service Center & Quality Used Cars (Up to 65% Off)
$55 $149.40 at Grecco Auto Service Center & Quality Used Cars - Groupon - Expires 02/11/16
Like a sprinter with his head stuck in a stairway banister, vehicle engines desperately need lubrication if they're going to run properly. Oil up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $55 for an automotive-maintenance pack...
Two-Day Bartending Course for One or One-Day Mixology Course for One or Two at BAR Academy 101 (Up to 67% Off)
$59 $150 at BAR Academy 101 - Groupon - Expires 02/11/16
Experienced bartenders are capable of pulling off elaborate liquor bottle tricks, like juggling them or slamming one against the bar to make a loud noise. Raise the bar with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for a one-d...
Upscale Dinner with Wine for Two or Four at The Village Inn (Up to 55% Off). Four Options Available.
$59 $120 at The Village Inn - Groupon - Expires 02/11/16
Professional chefs generally know more than the average cook, including how to remove the poisonous glands from onions. Dine out with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $59 for an upscale dinner for two, valid Sunday–Thursda...
Italian Dinner at Sofia’s Ristorante (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$20 $40 at Sofia's Ristorante - Groupon - Expires 02/10/16
Dining out leaves you with a full stomach, fond memories, and pockets full of restaurant smell to take home to your kids. Enjoy appetizing aromas with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of Italian cuisine ...
One Week of Gymnastics Summer Camp or Gymnastics Classes at Olympika Gymnastics (Up to 59% Off)
$35 $85 at Olympika Gymnastics - Groupon - Expires 07/01/13
A gymnast must practice for hundreds of hours in order to perfect her routine, much as a geneticist must create hundreds of abominations before perfecting a clone of his childhood cat. Try, try again with this Groupon. Choose from ...
Children's Fencing Courses at Morris Fencing Club in Randolph (Up to 74% Off). Three Options Available.
$29 $60 at Morris Fencing Club - Groupon - Expires 07/13/13
Fencing is America's favorite sport because it combines the visceral excitement of swordplay with the stylish outfits of beekeeping. Fight fashionably with this Groupon. Choose From Three Options $29 for a Saturday fencing experi...
Whale- or Dolphin-Watching Cruise for Two, Four, or Six from Sightseer Whale & Dolphin Trips (Up to 65% Off)
$35 $76 at Sightseer Whale & Dolphin Trips - Groupon - Expires 07/09/13
Whale-watching tours offer intimate glimpses of marine life, a luxury once reserved exclusively for those brave enough to dunk their heads into a lobster tank. Witness a less pinchy natural wonder with this Groupon. Choose from Thr...
$59 for a Three-Hour Kayak Adventure for Two from Mountain Valley Guides ($120 Value)
$59 $120 at Mountain Valley Guides - Groupon - Expires 02/08/16
Kayaking is a workout that surrounds you with nature, like chopping down a tree or escaping from a coffin. Look alive with this Groupon. $59 for a Three-Hour Kayak Adventure for Two ($120 Value) Guides take you on a three-hour tou...
Italian-Inspired Dinner for Two or Four at VB3 Restaurant in Jersey City (51% Off)
$40 $82 at VB3 Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 02/08/16
Dining out means not having to look up dinner recipes at work, allowing you to get back to what you're there to do: defend your edits of the Event Horizon Wikipedia page. Explore the outer reaches of dining with this Groupon. Choos...
Two-Hour Art Class or Plaster-Painting Session for One, Two, or Four at Cre8sart (Up to 59% Off)
$19 $40 at Cre8sart - Groupon - Expires 02/08/16
Creativity can strike at any moment, whether you're near a canvas and brushes or beside a slumbering strongman and many rolls of toilet paper. Learn to recognize opportune moments with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 ...
Admission for One to the Cruise of Your Choice at Circle Line Downtown
$16 $60 at Circle Line Downtown - Living Social - Expires 05/30/13
The best view of Manhattan isn't even on the island; it's from the deck of a Circle Line Downtown cruise. Enjoy such spectacular sights as the Brooklyn Bridge, Statue of Liberty, and more: • $16 ($60 value) for admission for one ...
Short & Sweet Manicure and American Pedicure or Traditional Manicure and Pedicure at Salon Di Panache (Up to 60% Off)
$29 $73 at Salon Di Panache - Groupon - Expires 02/07/16
Long, healthy nails can help in tasks such as scratching an itch or retrieving a wedding ring from inside your pet snake. Get in there with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a Short & Sweet manicure, an America...
Dolphin-Watching Cruise with Dinner Buffet and Drinks for Two or Four from Starlight Fleet (Up to 52% Off)
$52 $104 at Starlight Fleet - Groupon - Expires 07/01/13
Boats are like rich parents, in that they will float you for a few years while you drift around playing acoustic guitar and working on your coming of age novel. Live the dream with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $52 for...
Bowling Package with Shoe Rental for One or Up to Four at Brunswick Zone (Up to Half Off)
$6 $12 at Brunswick Zone - Groupon - Expires 06/08/13
Utterly useless outside the realm of competitive raccoon tickling, the human thumb would have no conceivable function were it not required to guide a bowling ball to its target. Treat it to a little rabies-free fun with this Groupon...
Private or Small-Group Kids’ Swimming Lessons from Starfish Aquatic Club (Up to 63% Off). Three Options Available.
$35 $80 at Starfish Aquatic Club - Groupon - Expires 02/07/16
Swimmers go to great lengths to gain a competitive advantage, whether it's removing all their body hair or notching gills into their neck. Study hydrodynamics with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for a four-week swim ...
2.5-Hour BYOB Painting Class for One or Two at Pencilworks Studio (Up to 58% Off)
$29 $65 at Pencilworks Studio - Groupon - Expires 02/07/16
Subtlety is a hallmark of brilliant art, whether it's the hint of a smile on the Mona Lisa or the cow on a motorcycle in the background of American Gothic. Dive into the details with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 f...
One or Three Ultrasonic Facials, Acne Facials, or Chemical Peels at YY Beauty Spa (Up to 66% Off)
$49 $115 at YY Beauty Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/06/16
Teenagers are particularly prone to clogged pores, due to raging hormones that compel them to smooch every oil painting in sight. Polish your own portrait with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for one ultrasonic faci...
Dinner with Large Cheese and Dessert Fondues for Two or Four at That Fondue Place (Up to 52% Off)
$25 $50 at That Fondue Place - Groupon - Expires 02/06/16
Dining out gives you a break from cooking and keeps your crippling fear of fire a secret for one more night. Get a hot meal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a fondue dinner for two with one large cheese fondu...
Full-Day or Half-Day Tennis Camps for Ages 7–14 with TGA of Bergen County (Up to 57% Off)
$99 $229 at TGA of Bergen County - Groupon - Expires 06/27/13
Tennis rackets were originally made of wood, which wasn't ideal, since tennis balls were originally made of fire. Feel the heat of competition with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a half-day tennis camp for child...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Renew Face and Body (Up to 88% Off)
$149 $1,050 at Renew Face and Body - Groupon - Expires 02/05/16
Spa technicians use lasers to remove hair from the body, just as NASA scientists use lasers to remove Soviet flags from the surface of the moon. Win the hairless arms race with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options at Renew Face ...
One or Two 30-Minute Acupuncture Sessions with Consultation and Exam at J & S Chinese Acupuncture Clinic (Up to 84% Off)
$49 $300 at J & S Chinese Acupuncture Clinic - Groupon - Expires 02/05/16
Acupuncture redirects the flow of energy, just like hooking up a car battery to a pumpkin. Get recharged with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a 30-minute consultation and 20-minute oriental exam with one 30-minut...
Pub Food and Drinks at Tilted Kilt (Up to 56% Off). Three Options Available.
$20 $40 at Tilted Kilt - Groupon - Expires 02/04/16
Like playing the clarinet or guessing the number of jellybeans in a sneaker, pouring a perfect pint is a skill that takes years of practice to master. Sip expertly poured brews with this Groupon Choose from Three Options $20 for ...
Portrait Packages with Three-Image CD and Prints or Gallery-Wrap at jcp portraits (Up to 83% Off)
$25 $150 at jcp portraits - Groupon - Expires 07/28/13
Family portraits are great for remembering special occasions, such as the arrival of a new baby or that time everyone just happened to wear the same pantsuit. Capture the moment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 fo...
Drive in a Sports Car Around Pocono Raceway from Signature Car Collection (Up to 60% Off). Eight Options Available.
$249 $600 at Signature Car Collection - Groupon - Expires 05/20/13
There's no more exciting seat than behind the wheel of a Lamborghini, now that all the chairs are taken near the uncle who just got out of the big house. Feel free with this Groupon. Choose from Eight Options $249 for 4 laps in a...
Haircut, Deep Conditioning Treatment, and Style with Optional Partial Highlights at Antoine’s Salon (Up to 64% Off)
$75 $210 at Antoine's Salon - Groupon - Expires 09/07/13
Maintaining your hair and skin can help project a professional image more easily than sewing a three-piece suit from business cards or replacing your head with a briefcase. Finesse your façade with this Groupon. Choose Between Two...
One or Two 60-Minute Horsemanship Lessons at Essex Equestrian Center in West Orange (Up to 60% Off)
$45 $110 at Essex Equestrian Center - Groupon - Expires 02/03/16
Horses are mankind's natural companion, whether helping humans establish an agrarian society or stomping out the fledgling agrarian societies of our rabbit rivals. Stay on top with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for...
Belay-Certification Course Package or Private Climbing Lesson for Up to Four at New Jersey Rock Gym (Up to 55% Off)
$29.99 $63 at New Jersey Rock Gym - Groupon - Expires 10/05/13
Climbers scale mountains for the feeling of accomplishment and the heap of free flags waiting at the summit. Reach new personal heights with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29.99 for a belay-certification course with a ...
Pizza with Two Regular Toppings, Mac-N-Cheese Egg Rolls, and Salad at Pizza Chefs in Franklin Lakes (Up to 52% Off)
$15 $30.45 at Pizza Chefs - Groupon - Expires 02/03/16
Teenagers idolize pizza due to its portable nature and refusal to stay in a box, man. Eat your way to independence with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for a single pizza meal (up to a $30.45 total value) Cheese piz...
One or Two 60-Minute Massages at LoveHealing Massage Studios (Up to 72% Off)
$39 $125 at LoveHealing Massage Studios - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
Like portrait painting, massage demands skillful hands, bold strokes, and a subject who can sit still. Become a human canvas with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute massage (a $125 value) $69 for two 6...
Punch Card for $10 Worth of Ice Cream on Three or Five Visits at Sprinkles Sweet Shop (Half Off)
$15 $30 at Sprinkles Sweet Shop - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
Ice cream, like revenge, is best served cold and at a birthday party. I scream, you scream with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for a three-visit punch card; each punch gets you $10 worth of ice cream (a $30 total va...
Facial Package at Tres Jolie Day Spa (Up to 58% Off). Three Options Available.
$45 $90 at Tres Jolie Day Spa - Groupon - Expires 07/06/13
Different facial expressions can cause wrinkles, such as laughlines from smiling and frown lines from seeing a baby get attention just for eating spaghetti. Even things out with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for a 6...
Two-, Four-, or Six-Month Gym Membership and Boot-Camp Program at Lakeside Fitness Club (Up to 75% Off)
$49 $160 at Lakeside Fitness Club - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
Gym classes let you work out in a safe, supportive atmosphere, unlike diving off the rickety boulder at the flooded quarry. Find a healthy balance with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for a two-month gym membership a...
Birthday-Party Package for 12 Kids or Unlimited Play All Summer for One Kid at Giggles Play Station (Up to 59% Off)
$199 $484.80 at Giggles Play Station - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
Fun park visits are a good way to burn time you would have otherwise spent staring into space or teaching your children manners. Get busy with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for a Spectacular birthday-party package...
$49 for a Dental Package with Cleaning, Comprehensive Exam, and X-rays at Dental Professionals of Fair Lawn ($325 Value)
$49 $325 at Dental Professionals of Fair Lawn - Groupon - Expires 02/01/16
A white smile improves your appearance by blinding others to your second head and compound eyes. Give ’em the ol’ razzle-dazzle with this Groupon. $49 for a Dental Package ($325 Value) One dental cleaning (a $115 value) One c...
$65 for Membership with Three Kids’ Classes, Five Playspace Passes, and One Child’s Haircut at Kidville ($224.50 Value)
$65 $224.50 at Kidville - Groupon - Expires 06/24/13
Learning something new requires clearing space in your head, which is best accomplished by sneezing out brain cells until you can't remember cursive. Make room for new skills with this Groupon. $65 for Kidville Membership Package (...
Twin-, Full-, Queen-, or King-Size Mattress at NJ Mattress Factory (Up to 70% Off)
$89 $295 at NJ Mattress Factory - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
A good night's sleep is necessary if you want to be at your best and keep having those dreams in which you drive a monster truck over a coral reef. Dive into your subconscious with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $89 for $...
5, 10, or 15 Blowouts at Plaza Salon & Spa (Up to 84% Off)
$45 $200 at Plaza Salon & Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/01/16
A salon can be a refuge from the chaos of a busy life or from the chaos of a city slowly being overtaken by hyperintelligent children. Escape the madness with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for 5 blowouts (up to a $2...
Three or Six Formostar Body-Wrap Sessions at Image 2000 Body Rejuvenation Center (Up to 55% Off)
$79 $165 at Image 2000 Body Rejuvenation Center - Groupon - Expires 01/31/16
Losing weight can make you feel like yourself at last, unlike entering witness protection, which always makes you "Darby Hatbox." Show off the new you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for three Formostar weight-l...
Haircut and Conditioning with Options for All-Over Color or Partial Highlights at Mane Attraction Salon (Up to 61% Off)
$22 $50 at Mane Attraction Salon - Groupon - Expires 01/31/16
Giving yourself a good haircut is impossible, much like keeping your eyes open while sneezing or reading an entire book. Get another set of hands with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $22 for a haircut with deep-conditioni...
One or Two Raindrop Technique Sessions with Infrared Sauna Therapy at AcuSource Healing (Up to 62% Off)
$79 $195 at AcuSource Healing - Groupon - Expires 01/31/16
Toxins have slowly crept into the natural world, filling water with lead, air with smog, and half of all trees with limitless rage. Stay pure with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for one raindrop technique session wi...
$20 For $40 Worth Of Indian & Thai Dinner Cuisine (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$20 Certificates) at Citrus Bistro
$20 $40 at Citrus Bistro - Double Take Deals - Expires 05/28/13
Citrus offers the authentic blends of Indian home cooking and bona fide Thai cuisine in a warmly-adorned restaurant. Named after common ingredients found in both Indian and Thai cuisine, Citrus is one of New York’ s top Indian and T...
$15 For $30 Worth Of Rita’S Italian Water Ice Treats (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at RITAS ITALIAN ICE
$15 $30 at RITAS ITALIAN ICE - Double Take Deals - Expires 05/28/13
Before President Harding invented Italian ice, dessert choices in America consisted mainly of tree sap, sugared pennies, and sadness. Today, sweet tooths are satisfied with heaping scoops of happiness at Rita’s, where, with this D...
$40 For $85 Toward Spa/Salon Services at Beauty Couture
$40 $85 at Beauty Couture - Double Take Deals - Expires 05/28/13
Like a surly cardinal at a picture window, you might not like what you see when you look at your reflection; keep your feathers unruffled with a visit to Beauty Couture, where with this DoubleTake Deal, you’ll get your choice of $85...
Baseball or Softball Summer Camp or Lessons at Ballplayer’s Edge (Up to 71% Off). Six Options Available.
$129 $320 at Ballplayer's Edge - Groupon - Expires 06/27/13
Playing baseball takes coordination, upper-body strength, and the courage to run counterclockwise even though that direction is normally only for the immoral and weak-hearted. See strong-willed Americans with this Groupon. Choose f...
One- or Three-Month Martial-Arts Program for Kids or 5 or 10 Adult Classes at Sovereign Martial Arts (Up to 91% Off)
$19.99 $179 at Sovereign Martial Arts - Groupon - Expires 01/30/16
Choose from Four Options $19.99 for a one-month all-inclusive kids’ martial-arts program (a $179 value) $49 for a three-month all-inclusive kids’ martial-arts program (a $540 value) Each kids’ martial-arts program includes...
Wine Tasting, Souvenir Glasses, and Full Glass of Wine for Two or Four at Old York Cellars (52% Off)
$13 $27 at Old York Cellars - Groupon - Expires 08/03/13
The year a wine was produced can dramatically increase its value, especially if it came from an era when bottles were still made from leopard pelt. Taste the past with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $13 for a wine tasti...
LivingSocial's Glow-in-the-Dark 5K Dance Party at 5K Dance Party: LivingSocial Original
$39 $55 at 5K Dance Party: LivingSocial Original - Living Social - Expires 07/27/13
You look and feel better when you're beaming, and while there are plenty of ways to ensure you've got that healthy glow, exercise and helping others are at the top of the list. Give yourself a brighter day -- literally -- with this ...
Two Rooms of Carpet Cleaning Up to 500 Square Feet at ProCleanersNJ
$75 $150 at ProCleanersNJ - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
You could continue to use your "effective" club soda method, or you could let the certified techs from ProCleanersNJ use their 22 years of experience and state-of-the-art equipment to drive stains from your carpets: • $75 (regula...
Steakhouse Dinner on Monday–Thursday or Friday or Saturday at The Vault at Bobby Van's Steakhouse ($200 Value)
$125 $200 at The Vault at Bobby Van's - Groupon - Expires 07/02/13
Steak is one of the few things that has a knife named after it, besides butter, the Swiss Army, and David Bowie. Have a meal that’s a cut above with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $125 for $200 worth of steakhouse din...
Mani-Pedi or Shellac Manicure with Peppermint Pedicure at Pleasant Road Spa (Half Off)
$25 $50 at Pleasant Road Spa - Groupon - Expires 01/29/16
Like garden weeds, nails continue to grow no matter how frequently you nibble on them. Tend your fingernails with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a mani-pedi (a $50 value) $35 for a Shellac manicure and a Slices ...
Color Treatment with Trim and Optional Anti-Frizz Conditioning and Gloss at Sano Salon & Color Bar (Up to 63% Off)
$34.99 $83 at Sano Salon & Color Bar - Groupon - Expires 01/29/16
A new haircut helps you stand out in the eyes of a special someone, especially if you sprinkle your old hair in funny places around their house. Change it up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $34.99 for a single-process...
One, Three, or Five 60-minute Massages Plus a Gift Box of Chocolates at Strong Hands Massage Therapy (Up to 66% Off)
$50 $110 at Strong Hands Massage Therapy - Groupon - Expires 01/28/16
Muscle aches can be caused by many day-to-day tasks, including lying in bed for hours just thinking about everything. Finally relax with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $50 for one 60-minute Swedish, deep-tissue, or prena...
5, 10, or 15 Hot Yoga Classes at Powerflow Yoga (Up to 76% Off)
$35 $95 at Powerflow Yoga - Groupon - Expires 01/28/16
Yoga is unique in that it is the only medieval physical-fitness art that does not involve firing crossbows at a grendel. Bend and stretch sans monsters with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for 5 hot yoga classes (a $9...
Bachelorette or Birthday Girl Party for 10 or 20 Including Food, Drinks & More at Mickey's Bar and Grill (Up to 87% Off)
$69 $460 at Mickey's Bar and Grill - Groupon - Expires 04/21/14
Parties celebrate accomplishments, such as reaching your next birthday or managing to make everyone forget that it was your birthday last week so that you can have another party right away. Cheers with this Groupon. Choose Between ...
One, Three, or Five Microdermabrasion Treatments at Grace Skin & Body Care in Edgewater (Up to 73% Off)
$49 $145 at Grace Skin & Body Care - Groupon - Expires 01/28/16
While it's attractive to have chiseled features, you'll get the opposite result by actually chiseling your features. Resurface your face with this Groupon. Choose From Three Options $49 for one microdermabrasion treatment (a $145...
$99 for Keratin Smoothing Treatment at Greatcuts (Up to $250 Value)
$99 $250 at Greatcuts - Groupon - Expires 01/28/16
Time has eroded the world's great works of classical beauty, from the lost arms of Venus de Milo to the Sphinx's firm, masculine tongue. Get a timeless look with this Groupon. $99 for Keratin Smoothing Treatment (Up to $250 Value) ...
$149.99 for an Ollie the Octopus Party for Up to 10 Kids with a Private Puppet Show at Imagine That!!! ($339.99 Value)
$149.99 $339.99 at Imagine That!!! - Groupon - Expires 07/10/13
Hosting a party requires a lot of decision making, from where the party is held to what kind of hot, savory gravy goes in the piñata. Call in the professionals with this Groupon. $149.99 for an Ollie the Octopus Party for Up to 10...
Upscale Dinner Cuisine on Weekends or Weekdays at Pearl Restaurant (Half Off)
$30 $60 at Pearl Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 01/28/16
Oysters are said to be an aphrodisiac, much like a bottle of red wine or a powerful brain visibly pulsing beneath a skull. Start the evening off right with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for $60 worth of upscale cui...
One or Two La-Brasiliana Keratin Hair-Smoothing Treatments at Mavida Salon (Up to 74% Off)
$89 $330 at Mavida Salon - Groupon - Expires 01/27/16
Like a well-paced mystery novel, hair often contains twists, turns, and a concealed murder weapon. Tame the unruly ruffian with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89 for one keratin hair-smoothing treatment (a $330 value) ...
One or Three Basic Facials with Optional Accompanying Eyebrow and Lip Waxes at Elan Hair Salon and Spa (Up to 62% Off)
$35 $75 at Elan Hair Salon and Spa - Groupon - Expires 01/27/16
Your face has a nose for smelling, eyes for seeing, and a mouth for keeping all your saliva handy. Resurface your face with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $35 for one basic facial (a $75 value) $45 for one basic facial wi...
$25 for an Asian-Fusion Dinner for Two at Nanking Restaurant (Up to $54 Value)
$25 $54 at Nanking Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 01/27/16
At some point, every country builds a Great Wall to keep the secret of its cuisine from spreading to foreign nations, only to find that the real wall is around its heart. Open wide for this Groupon. $25 for Asian-Fusion Dinner for ...
Group Fencing Class, or Pick-Your-Weapon Course with Optional Group Classes at Hub City Fencing Academy (Up to 71% Off)
$14.99 $45 at Hub City Fencing Academy - Groupon - Expires 01/27/16
Becoming a champion athlete requires focus, resilience, and constantly making sure your opponents don't drink your sweat to steal your life energy. Don't get licked with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $14.99 for one 90-m...
Two or Four Body-Slimming Electrotherapy Sessions at e-SlimBody (Up to 89% Off)
$49 $400 at e-SlimBody - Groupon - Expires 04/16/14
Losing weight can help you fit into clothes from your younger days, such as the wedding dress your parents forced you to wear on the first day of preschool. Turn back time with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for two...
10 or 20 Fitness Boot Camp Classes at Evolution Fitness (Up to 80% Off)
$29 $120 at Evolution Fitness - Groupon - Expires 01/26/16
Exercising on your own can feel lonely, especially when you jog by a fitness class where everyone is marrying one another. Vow to stay fit with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 10 boot camp classes (a $120 value) ...
Zoom! Whitening with Optional Exam and Cleaning at Madison Avenue Dental Arts (Up to 81% Off)
$149 $650 at Madison Avenue Dental Arts - Groupon - Expires 01/26/16
A winning smile is an asset on a first date, especially if you impress them with how fiercely you can tear into a steak. Keep your smile strong witht his Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $149 for one Zoom! Whitening treatment ...
10 or 20 Personalized Small-Group Adult Fitness Training Sessions at Next Generation Training Center (Up to 89% Off)
$49 $350 at Next Generation Training Center - Groupon - Expires 01/26/16
Personal trainers push people to do more, whether it's doing one more set of bench presses or eating one more box of protein bars. Go the extra mile with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for 10 personalized small-grou...
Paintball Packages for 6 or 12 at Battle Creek Outdoor Paintball Fields (Up to 77% Off)
$29 $120 at Battle Creek Outdoor Paintball Fields - Groupon - Expires 01/25/16
Like the night you discover that everyone you know is a werewolf, a game of paintball involves hiding behind trees and running away from your friends. Be prepared with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for all-day pain...
Deli Lunch for Two or Four, with Soup or Chili, Entrées, and Beverages at Cozy Corner Deli & Caterers (Half Off)
$13 $26 at Cozy Corner Deli & Caterers - Groupon - Expires 04/15/14
Lunch is important because it tides over appetites until dinner and gives poets another word to rhyme with "munch." Enjoy the art of eating with this Groupon. ####Choose Between Two Options $13 for lunch for two, which includes t...
One-Week Karate Summer Camp for One or Two Kids at Eagle Martial Arts (Up to 67% Off)
$69 $180 at Eagle Martial Arts - Groupon - Expires 04/15/14
Practicing martial arts requires a strong body to break boards and an even stronger spirit to beat up the ghosts of the boards you just broke. Become a ghostbuster with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a one-week ...
5- or 10-Visit Food Card for Juice, Shakes, or Sandwiches at Roselle Health Plus (Up to 58% Off)
$17.50 $35 at Roselle Health Plus - Groupon - Expires 01/24/16
Eating healthy doesn't always require counting calories--just remember that "green" rhymes with "lean" and "fried" rhymes with "died." Nosh mnemonically with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $17.50 for a five-visit food c...
Full Set of Eyelash Extensions with Optional Touch-Up at Paradise Total Spa & Nails (Up to 55% Off)
$65 $130 at Paradise Total Spa & Nails - Groupon - Expires 01/24/16
Eyelashes can be surprisingly seductive, especially considering they are hair growing around your eyes. Get flirtatious follicles with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $65 for a full set of eyelash extensions (a $130 valu...
Wine-Appreciation Class for Two, Four, or Six at Your Own Winery (Up to 62% Off)
$25 $52 at Your Own Winery - Groupon - Expires 01/24/16
Choose From Three Options $25 for a wine-appreciation class for two people ($52 value) $45 for a wine-appreciation class for four people ($104 value) $59 for a wine-appreciation class for six people ($156 value) During the one...
10 or 15 Boot-Camp Classes, or 10 TRX or TRX-Kettlebell Classes at Real Body Bootcamp (Up to 82% Off)
$49 $225 at Real Body Bootcamp - Groupon - Expires 04/13/14
Boot-camp workouts take their inspiration from Army drill sergeants, who motivate recruits by shouting loudly and passing out smiley-face stickers. Ten-hut with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for 10 boot-camp or ket...
Cajun Dinner and Drinks for Two or Four at Crossroads (Up to 51% Off). Four Options Available.
$35 $70.85 at Crossroads - Groupon - Expires 01/23/16
Dining out with young children can be a challenge, especially when they won't stop playing with their food or mispronouncing "bouillabaisse." Enjoy a meal away from the kids with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $35 for a Ca...
Two $30 or $40 Groupons for Dinner, or $30 Off Your Lunch Bill for Two People at Khyber Grill - Frontier Indian Cuisine
$19.50 $40 at Khyber Grill - Frontier Indian Cuisine - Groupon - Expires 04/12/14
Indian cuisine spans a range of flavors: from the spicy taste of vindaloo to the mild taste of rice pudding to the supermild taste of a folded napkin you put all the way in your mouth. Taste real Indian food with this Groupon. Choo...
Two- or Three-Week Sleep Away Camp for Kids at Camp Vacamas or Top of the Pines Camp (Up to 54% Off)
$999 $2,190 at Camp Vacamas - Groupon - Expires 07/27/13
Summer camp is the birthplace of s'mores, sing-alongs, and adults who totally don't mind being called by their first names. Have supervised fun with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $699 for two weeks of sleep away camp (...
New American Dinner with Beer or Wine for Two or Four w at Markers Restaurant (Up to 55% Off)
$29 $62 at Markers Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 04/12/14
A meal can bring friends closer together, much like a camping trip or a pact to never mention what happened on the camping trip ever again. Have an evening you'll never forget with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for ...
Full or Express Invisalign Treatment at Feiler Dental Associates (Half Off)
$3,399 $6,800 at Feiler Dental Associates - Groupon - Expires 07/20/13
Like cowboys sitting through Les Miserables, teeth are only pretending they can’t be moved. Raise the curtains on your smile with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $3,399 for a full Invisalign treatment (up to a $6,800 va...
Two or Four Large Buckets of Driving Range Balls at Mt. Freedom Golf (Up to 54% Off)
$11.99 $24 at Mt. Freedom Golf - Groupon - Expires 04/11/14
Well-rounded golfers must master a variety of skills, including driving, reverse putting, and suppressing the part of the brain that associates high scores with victory. Chip away at preconceived notions with this Groupon. Choose B...
One or Three 50-Minute Deep-Tissue or Regular Massages at Ermann K M DC (Up to 56% Off)
$29 $60 at Ermann K M DC - Groupon - Expires 01/21/16
Chronic back pain can make it hard to perform vital work functions, such as fixing a printer or hauling a sack of money to the agreed-upon warehouse. Get the job done with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one 50-m...
One, Three, or Five Brazilian or Bikini Waxes at Gianni Hair and Skin Care Salon/Day Spa (Up to 71% Off)
$19 $45 at Gianni Hair and Skin Care Salon/Day Spa - Groupon - Expires 04/11/14
Running your hands over perfectly smooth, hairless legs isn't something you should only be able to do with porcelain dolls. Get pristine with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for one Brazilian or bikini wax (up to a $4...
Five-Day Summer Fencing Camp for One or Two Kids at Rising Stars Fencing Academy (Half Off)
$249 $500 at Rising Stars Fencing Academy - Groupon - Expires 04/20/14
In the 1930s, the US government issued a hobby to each citizen to keep them entertained until NASA finished working out the bugs in kissing. Give kids a chance to try a new pastime with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $2...
10 or 15 Group Classes at Yoga Flow (Up to 70% Off)
$59 $170 at Yoga Flow - Groupon - Expires 04/10/14
Sometimes our dreams are within reach, but more often, they are on the highest of high shelves, beside the BB gun and the cupcakes for tomorrow. Reach that inner shelf with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for 10 grou...
$145 for a Four-Day Instructional Baseball or Softball Camp at Teel's Baseball and Softball Training Center ($295 Value)
$145 $295 at Teel's Baseball and Softball Summer Camps - Groupon - Expires 06/02/13
According to legend, Babe Ruth pointed his bat toward the sky to let his fans know exactly where the flesh-eating aliens were coming from. Become one of the greats with this Groupon. $145 for a Four-Day Baseball or Softball Summer ...
$49 for a Dental Exam, Cleaning and X-rays at ProSmiles Cosmetic Dentistry ($265 Value)
$49 $265 at Prosmiles Cosmetic Dentistry - Groupon - Expires 06/22/13
Stained teeth are like a tattletale little brother: even if they give away that you've been smoking and drinking, you can't just knock them out. Find a peaceful solution with this Groupon. $49 for a Dental Exam Package ($265 Total ...
60-Minute Massage or Body Wrap or Both at Spa @ MAC in North Jersey (Up to 61% Off)
$45 $100 at Spa @ MAC - Groupon - Expires 04/09/14
Getting a massage is an effective way to relax, much like dipping your feet into a warm box of puppies. Immerse yourself in comfort with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for a 60-minute body wrap or 60-minute Caribbea...
Manicure and an Aloe-Mint Spa Pedicure or a Gel Manicure and Limonata Spa Pedicure at Peace Nails & Spa (Up to 61% Off)
$25 $52 at Peace Nails & Spa - Groupon - Expires 04/09/14
Fingers and toes are like good friends—they're always there to help you carry a sofa downstairs. Count your blessings with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a basic manicure (a $12 value) and an aloe-mint spa ped...
Indian Dinner for Two or Four at Karavalli Regional Cuisine of India (Up to 58% Off)
$27 $56 at Karavalli Regional Cuisine of India - Groupon - Expires 01/19/16
Indian food comes from a faraway land, just like the fabled Pegasus or anything made of plastic. Take a tasty trip with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $27 for an Indian dinner for two (up to a $56 total value) One appe...
Hot-Stone Massage with Option for a Custom Facial at The Westminster Hotel Deluxe Spa Lounge (Up to 57% Off)
$99 $220 at The Westminster Hotel Deluxe Spa Lounge - Groupon - Expires 01/18/16
Mind and body operate in tandem, which is why stress causes headaches and slamming your hand in the door makes you forget math. Restore your faculties with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a spa package (a $220 tot...
$129 for a One-Hour In-Office Opalescence Boost Teeth-Whitening Treatment at ICGD of Rockland ($628 Value)
$129 $628 at ICGD of Rockland - Groupon - Expires 01/18/16
A big smile can show friends you're happy to see them and enemies the number of tooth marks they could potentially have on their arms. Make friends in a flash with this Groupon. $129 for a One-Hour In-Office Opalescence Boost Teeth...
$25 for an Italian Meal with an Appetizer, Salad, and Drinks for Two at Ricci's (Up to $50.80 Value)
$25 $50.80 at Ricci's - Groupon - Expires 04/08/14
Taking loved ones on dinner dates makes them feel special, much like hiring a loud person to shout their name on the sidewalk. Make your sweetheart swoon with this Groupon. $25 for an Italian Meal for Two (Up to $50.80 Total Value)...
Cut and Blowout with Choice of Extras at Utopia Salon and Day Spa (Up to 69% Off). Three Options Available.
$35 $95 at Utopia Salon and Day Spa - Groupon - Expires 04/08/14
Being able to choose your own hair color is more evidence that we're living in the future we dreamed of—could flying hair be far behind? Get the tresses of tomorrow with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for a haircu...
One, Two, or Three Months of Kickboxing Classes at Sunrise Taekwondo and Fitness Kickboxing (Up to 74% Off)
$19.99 $75 at Sunrise Taekwondo and Fitness Kickboxing - Groupon - Expires 04/08/14
Breaking a board is a great way to prove that you are a taekwondo master, a fearless surfer, or a terrible bowler. Prove it with today’s Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19.99 for one month of kickboxing classes with gloves ...
One or Two Dozen Flower Cakepops at Cakepops For You (52% Off)
$19.99 $42 at Cakepops For You - Groupon - Expires 01/17/16
It's fun to take a dozen cakepops into the office and leave them in the kitchen with a note that says, "My daughter would have baked these if she weren't so untalented." Send a sweet message with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Op...
One, Two or Three Months of Boot-Camp Classes at Sports Conditioning Institute (Up to 73% Off)
$59 $150 at Sports Conditioning Institute - Groupon - Expires 04/07/14
America has always been the most extreme country, from the Boston Tea Punchings to having the first man swear on the moon. We hold this shredding guitar solo to be self-evident with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for...
Three or Six Medical-Grade Microdermabrasion Treatments at Lazur La Vie (Up to 79% Off)
$99 $387 at Lazur La Vie - Groupon - Expires 09/14/13
Microdermabrasion makes faces look younger, allowing parents to pose as their own children during high-school football tryouts. Put on your game face with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for three microdermabrasion t...
Chiropractic Package with Two or Four Adjustments at Kaufman Chiropractic & Kaufman Wellness Center (Up to 90% Off)
$39 $390 at Kaufman Chiropractic - Groupon - Expires 04/07/14
Doctors don't recommend performing chiropractic adjustments on others, unless you’re a practicing chiropractor or own a coffee mug that reads "World's Greatest Back-Cracker." Get the real deal with this Groupon. Choose Between Tw...
One, Three, or Six Acne Treatments or Facials with Microdermabrasion Treatments at Botanica Day Spa (Up to 65% Off)
$99 $240 at Botanica Day Spa - Groupon
Choose from Three Options $99 for one acne treatment or cleansing facial with one microdermabrasion treatment (up to a $240 value) $289 for three of the above treatments (up to a $720 value) $499 for six of the above treatments (u...
Mexican Dinner for Two Sunday–Thursday or Friday–Saturday, or Appetizer and Four Drinks at Cinco De Mayo (Up to 54% Off)
$19 $41 at Cinco De Mayo - Groupon
It's easy to transport yourself to a Cinco de Mayo party—just visit a Mexican restaurant or hit the "Mexico" button hidden inside every car's glove box. Escape with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for four drinks and...
Parking Packages from ProPark America (Up to 56% Off). Six Options Available.
$35 $80 at ProPark America - Groupon
If the game Monopoly taught us anything, it's that owning a car is a responsibility equal to that of owning a dog and that free parking is something that happens to other people. Land on the space you've been eyeing with this Groupo...
Outdoor Rappelling Clinic for One or Two from Northeast Mountain Guiding (Up to 59% Off)
$35 $80 at Northeast Mountain Guiding - Groupon
If the Indiana Jones films have taught us anything, it is that in order to have a successful teaching career, one must train one's upper body to be adept at dangling. Channel your inner action hero with this Groupon. Choose Between...
Dinner for Two or Four on Wednesday–Thursday or Friday–Saturday at Sam Mickail's CUT Steak House (Up to 55% Off)
$59 $128 at Sam Mickail's CUT Steak House - Groupon
Steak is one of the only foods that comes with a really sharp knife, which makes it the perfect choice if your date is a pumpkin with no face yet. Carve into this Groupon. Choose From Four Options $59 for dinner for two, valid Wed...
One or Two Hair Spa Treatments at Mane on Madison (Up to 71% Off)
$29.99 $85 at MANE on Madison - Groupon
Your hair says a lot about you, letting people know that you value your appearance or that you aren't afraid to rub every available balloon on your head. Let your hair speak with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29.99 fo...
Two French Bikini Waxes or Two Brazilian and Underarm Waxes at Paris Skin Care Spa (Up to 53% Off)
$35 $70 at Paris Skin Care Spa - Groupon
Being popular at the beach requires having smooth skin, a stylish swimsuit, and the strength to beat up all the lifeguards and save the drowning hunks yourself. Rule the shore with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for...
Laser Nail-Fungus Treatment for One or Both Feet at Jersey Foot Care (75% Off)
$299 $1,200 at Jersey Foot Care - Groupon
Fungi seek out warm, dark places to dwell, which is why they're commonly found lurking in shoes and within the hearts of men. Shine a light with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for a laser nail-fungus treatment for ...
One, Three, or Six Broadband Photo Facials at Hoboken Medical Aesthetics (Up to 75% Off)
$99 $300 at Hoboken Medical Aesthetics - Groupon
Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Be forever young with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options...
One Dozen Small Cupcakes or $30 Worth of Baked Goods and Beverages at Rachael's Cupcake & Café (Half Off)
$9.99 $20 at Rachael's Cupcake & Cafe - Groupon
Dessert-shrinking technology gave us the cupcake, the baked rhode island, and the gingerbread studio apartment. Nibble a little with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $9.99 for a dozen small cupcakes (a $20 value) $15 for ...
Two-Hour Nerf War for Two or Four Kids at Jump Up N Bounce (Up to 62% Off)
$19.99 $46 at Jump Up N Bounce - Groupon
Kids are better than adults at learning gymnastics because they're more flexible and gravity hasn't had as much time to build up ill will toward them. Stick it to gravity with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19.99 for a...
Cut, Blow-Dry, and Style with Highlights or Color at New Creations Hair Salon (Up to 64% Off)
$49 $130 at New Creations Hair Salon - Groupon
In addition to warming our brains and framing our faces, hair also provides the only concrete evidence of the existence of wind. Maintain your breeze detectors with this Groupon. Choose from Two Options $59 for full highlights (a...
Microdermabrasion Treatment with Optional Facial at Skin Care Center of New Jersey, LLC (Up to 54% Off)
$79 $160 at Skin Care Center of New Jersey, LLC - Groupon
Microdermabrasion is like magic, in that it uses a special wand to perform amazing feats and children find it boring to watch. Make blemishes disappear with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for a microdermabrasion tre...
Airbrush, UV, and Mystic Tanning from Euro Tans and Euro Tans and Spa (Up to 70% Off). Three Options Available.
$19 $45 at Euro Tans and Euro Tans and Spa - Groupon
Prior to tanning salons, the only way to achieve a beautiful copper glow was to boil pennies and bathe in the scalding reduction. Achieve a less painful sheen with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for a choice of two S...
Two, Four, or Six Shampoo and Blow-Dry Sessions at Visual Elegance Hair Studio (Up to 74% Off)
$29 $90 at Visual Elegance Hair Studio - Groupon
Each of the Beatles received much attention for his mop-top hairstyle due to its unconventional length and its ability to play the drums better than Ringo. Love, love your 'do to this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for tw...
One-, Three-, or Six-Month Membership to World Gym (Up to 70% Off)
$39 $120 at World Gym - Groupon
Gyms are one of the few public places where it isn’t completely awkward to jog in place for hours at a time. Exercise your right to jog with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a one-month gym membership (a $120 val...
Guided Tour for One or Two of the Ground Zero Museum Workshop (Up to Half Off)
$15 $25 at Ground Zero Museum Workshop - Groupon
Museums let you explore the past, much like taking a time machine back to high-school history class. Know the known with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for admission for one to the workshop tour (a $25 value) $25 fo...
$10 for $20 Worth of Cupcakes at I Am Cupcakes
$10 $20 at I Am Cupcakes - Groupon
Cupcakes have become fashionable in recent years due to their appearance on such popular shows as Livin' in the City and I'm a Celebrity Baker: Let Me See My Family. Get a trendy treat with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Cupcak...
BYOB Barbecue at Rebel BBQ (Half Off). Three Options Available.
$15 $30 at Rebel BBQ - Groupon
Barbecuing, like painting, usually entails the use of a brush, a master's touch, and the building anticipation to eat your finished product. Enjoy the Picassos of the pit with this Groupon. Three Options Available $15 for $30 wor...
Gel Manicure and Paraffin Treatment with Option for Spa Pedicure at Saigon Nails (Up to 53% Off)
$17 $35 at Saigon Nails - Groupon
Getting a manicure is a great way to reward yourself, much like presenting yourself with a check for $1,000 worth of self-hugs (one). Thank you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $17 for a gel manicure with a paraffin ...
Weekday or Weekend Italian Dinner for Two or Four at Il Piccolo Ristorante (Up to 53% Off)
$95 $203.30 at Il Piccolo Ristorante - Groupon
Being served by a good waiter makes you feel important, much like hearing people talk about something you did over a grocery store's intercom. Get what's coming to you with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $49 for an Italia...
$39 for Comprehensive Dental Exam, Cleaning, and X-rays at Pearl Dental of Cliffside Park ($500 Value)
$39 $500 at Pearl Dental of Cliffside Park – Dr. Debra Landau, Dr. Lauren Cannavo, Dr. Prerna Jain, and Dr. Yana Rosenstein - Groupon
Taking care of your teeth can seem like a chore, but it's nothing compared to flossing the scuba divers out of a whale's baleen. Get a deep cleaning with this Groupon. $39 for a Dental-Exam Package ($500 Value) Comprehensive exam...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Sessions at Plastic Surgery of Short Hills (Up to 89% Off)
$749 $5,400 at Plastic Surgery of Short Hills - Groupon
Your face is the first thing people notice about you and the first thing they'll describe to the police after you open all their mail. Make a lasting impression with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $229 for six laser hair-...
$39 for One-Hour Boudoir Photo Shoot with One Print and 50 Images on CD at Charlie's Angels Photography ($300 Value)
$39 $300 at Charlie's Angels Photography - Groupon
Before cameras, people seeking to leave a legacy could only hope to secure their place in future textbooks by poisoning the emperor. Avoid being a mere footnote with this Groupon. $39 for a Boudoir Photo-Shoot Package ($300 Value) ...
Wash and Blowout with Optional All-Over Color or Partial Highlights at Danielle's Place Salon (Up to 65% Off)
$29 $65 at Danielle's Place - Groupon
A salon visit is full of small pleasures, from receiving a scalp massage to picking up the velvet satchel of complimentary hair clippings as you leave. Savor the little things with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for...
Latin Fusion Dinner for Two or Four at Fuzion Restaurant & Bar (Up to 55% Off)
$20 $43 at Fuzion Restaurant & Bar - Groupon
Fusion cuisine combines the best of both worlds, much like when Jupiter crashes into Mars next year. Let flavors collide with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for dinner for two (up to a $43 value) One appetizer, suc...
Fitness Package with One- or Two-Month Gym Membership and Unlimited Classes at Image Planet (Up to 92% Off)
$35 $448 at Image Planet - Groupon
Choose Between Two Options $35 for a one-month fitness package (a $448 total value) One-month gym membership (a $70 value) One month of unlimited TRX kettlebell or spinning classes (a $199 value) One personal-training session (a ...
$249 for a Girls Horseback-Riding Camp at River Edge Farm ($537.50 Value). Eight Sessions Available.
$249 $537.50 at River Edge Farm - Groupon
Horses are our superiors in every way, which is why we're so lucky that they allow us the courtesy of riding all about on their supple yet strong horse backs. Deepen the human-horse bond with this Groupon. $249 for a Girls Horsebac...
One or Three Laser Fat-Reduction Treatments with Consultation at Body By Laser (Up to 77% Off)
$149 $649 at Body By Laser - Groupon
Scientists continue to find new uses for lasers, such as herding flocks of roaming domesticated cats and accessing the long-mysterious content of Blu-ray discs. Let lasers cajole your corpus with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Op...
Six Private Lessons at B Natural Pianos and Music School (60% Off)
$65.99 $165 at B Natural Pianos and Music School - Groupon
Studies show that children who don't learn to play a musical instrument often try to eat one. Keep didgeridoos out of their duodenums with this Groupon. $65.99 for six 30-minute private music lessons, held once a week (a $165 value...
Youth Dance and Theater Classes at Just off Broadway (Up to 60% Off). 11 Options Available.
$79 $180 at Just off Broadway - Groupon
To make dance routines flashier, professionals often wear sequined outfits or burlap sacks filled with fireworks. Light up the dance floor with this Groupon. Choose from 11 Options Happy Feet Camp for Youth Ages 3-5 with Ballet, T...
One or Two Brazilian Blowouts at Morocha Beauty Salon (Up to 64% Off)
$99 $250 at Morocha Beauty Salon - Groupon
Straight hair is a sought-after trait, much clear skin and hands big enough to open industrial-size jars of pickles. Get a grip on hair straightening with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for one Brazilian blowout (a ...
Two-Hour Sailing Trip for 1, 2, 4, or 10 from Seacoast Sailing (Up to 60% Off)
$59 $99 at Seacoast Sailing - Groupon
Sailing is one of the most romantic activities, as it often entails colorful sunsets, gentle breezes, and tying significant others to pole masts. Examine sailorly knots with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $59 for a two-ho...
$45 for a Chiropractic Exam with X-rays and Four Adjustments at New Beginnings Chiropractic & Life Coaching ($614 Value)
$45 $614 at New Beginnings Chiropractic Offices - Groupon
Most people go to a chiropractor to treat lower-back pain, neck pain, or headaches, whereas only a few go just to sit in a room with another person for a while. Join the many with this Groupon. $45 for a Chiropractic Consultation, ...
Pub Food and Drinks at Lucky Dublin (Up to 52% Off). Two Options Available.
$15 $30 at Lucky Dublin - Groupon
Eating and drinking with friends makes for a much better Friday night than eating your friends and drinking alone. Gather a crowd with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of pub food and drinks for two or m...
One or Three 60-minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massages at Peony Wellness and Healing Center (Up to 67% Off)
$45 $95 at Peony Wellness and Healing Center - Groupon
The human spine is a whole made up of many smaller parts, like a jigsaw puzzle or the neighborhood skull tower. Align your spine with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for one 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (...
Brazilian Wax, Full-Body Spray Tan, or Both at Alora Salon (Up to 59% Off)
$29 $65 at Alora Salon - Groupon
Without wax, candles would just be limp strings and important documents would be sealed with kisses. Put wax to work with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a Brazilian wax or full-body spray tan (a $65 value) $49 f...
18 Holes of Golf for Two or Four at Clearbrook Golf Course (Up to 51% Off)
$25 $50 at Clearbrook Golf Course - Groupon
Mark Twain once called golf a good walk spoiled, due to the then-popular misconception that if you left a beautiful golf course out in the sun, it would fester and burst. Chip away at his ignorance with this Groupon. Choose Between...
One- or Two-Month Gym Membership with Personal Training at Parisi Fitness Centers (Up to 85% Off)
$29 $160.95 at Parisi Fitness Centers - Groupon
Unlike award ceremonies and televised debates against JFK, gyms welcome sweat-drenched people. Find solidarity with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a one-month gym membership and one personal-training session (a ...
Cut, Wash, and Blowout with Single-Process Color or Partial Highlights at Uptowne Girl (Up to 73% Off)
$49 $180 at Uptowne Girl - Groupon
Maintaining your hair can help project a professional image more easily than sewing a three-piece suit from business cards or replacing your head with a briefcase. Finesse your façade with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...
One or Three 30-Minute Massages at YY Beauty (Up to 64% Off)
$25 $60 at YY Beauty - Groupon
Getting a massage with organic products is a good way to give back to the earth without throwing 10% of your salary into the ocean each year. Get a natural glow with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for one 30-minute ...
$35 for Basic Bike Tune-Up with Wheel Truing, Checks, and Adjustments at Allendale Cycle ($70 Value)
$35 $69.95 at Allendale Cycle - Groupon
Like the Tin Man, bikes need to be properly lubed, or they’ll break down on long journeys and be carried away by flying monkeys. Keep wheels rolling smoothing with this Groupon. $35 for a Basic Bike Tune-Up ($70 Value) General ...
Vanilla and Chocolate Ice-Cream Cake or Punch Card for 10 Soft-Serve Ice-Cream Cones at Applegate Farm (Up to 54% Off)
$10.99 $22.99 at Applegate Farm - Groupon
We all scream for ice cream, especially when the truck is teetering on the edge of the cliff. Scoop to the rescue with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10.99 for a 7-inch vanilla and chocolate ice-cream cake with cookie-...
BarCore and AntiGravity Yoga Classes at Core Connection Studio (Up to 74% Off)
$59 $200 at Core Connection Studio - Groupon
Choose Between Two Options $59 for 10 classes or 30 days of unlimited classes in BarCore and AntiGravity Yoga (a $200 value) $99 for 20 classes or 60 days of unlimited classes in BarCore and AntiGravity Yoga (a $375 value) Barre...
Grill Food at Let It Be Grill (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$19.99 $40 at Let It Be Grill - Groupon
When dining in public, proper etiquette dictates that you should keep your elbows off the table and your table off the neighboring tables. Mind your manners with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19.99 for $40 worth of gr...
Three or Six Exterior Car Washes at Personal Touch Car Wash Fast Lube and Detail Center in Ringwood (Up to 57% Off)
$12.99 $27 at Personal Touch Car Wash Fast Lube and Detail Center - Groupon
Keeping your car clean sends a clear signal to your neighbors: I have a clean car, and I deserve to be Block Captain if we have a Block Captain. Make a statement with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12.99 for three exte...
Italian-Cooking Class for Two or Four at Trattoria Bel Paese (Up to 55% Off)
$69 $150 at Trattoria Bel Paese Cooking Academy - Groupon
Cooking ability is a highly sought trait in romantic partners, along with a sense of humor and having their laser vision totally under control. Heat things up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for any Italian-cook...
"SPIDER-MAN" on Broadway: Tickets at "SPIDER-MAN Turn Off The Dark"
$99 $134 at "SPIDER-MAN Turn Off The Dark" - Living Social - Expires 06/15/13
Looking for some high-flying fun? Experience the spine-tingling thrills of SPIDER-MAN Turn Off The Dark. For $99 you can get in on the action with a ticket for one Flying Circle seat to a selection of dates from April 7 to June 16. ...
Italian Lunch at Calandra's Il Vecchio Café (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$10 $20 at Calandra's Il Vecchio Cafe - Groupon
Almost as pleasurable as a restaurant's food are the little rituals that go along with it: perusing the menu, anticipating the meal, and hiding under the table and grabbing passing waiters by their ankles. Drink in the whole experie...
Chiropractic Consultation with Massage and One or Three Adjustments at Active Care Wellness Center (Up to 91% Off)
$39 $420 at Active Care Wellness Center - Groupon
The human skeleton gives the body structure, preventing us from looking like sacks filled with creamed corn. Stand up for yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a chiropractic package with consultation (a ...
Headshot or Baby, Engagement, or Family Photo Shoot at Umberto Esposito Photography (Up to 78% Off)
$75.99 $240 at Umberto Esposito Photography - Groupon
Some photographers specialize in headshots, eliminating the need to hastily scoop reflections out of fountains. Picture yourself in a picture with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $75.99 for a headshot photo shoot (a $240...
Two, Four, or Six Private Horseback-Riding Lessons at Kierson Farm (Up to 69% Off)
$129 $420 at Kierson Farm - Groupon
Choose from Three Options $59 for two private, 30-minute horseback-riding lessons (a $150 value) $99 for four private, 30-minute horseback-riding lessons (a $300 value) $129 for six private, 30-minute horseback-riding lessons (a $...
$49 for $150 Toward Custom Framing at Artist Frame Gallery
$49.99 $150 at Artist Frame Gallery - Groupon
Like a mirror, art reflects the beauty of the world around us, reveals who we truly are, and can contain a lot of naked people. Reframe your perspective with this Groupon. $49 for $150 Toward Custom Framing Prices depend on frame ...
Permanent Makeup at Endurance Permanent Cosmetics (Up to 57% Off). Two Options Available.
$199 $450 at Endurance Permanent Cosmetics - Groupon
Permanent makeup allows you to roll right out of bed in the morning without being seduced by the colorful imprint of your face on the pillow. Leave a good impression with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for permanen...
Baked Goods or Specialty and Wedding Cakes at Palermo's Bakery (Up to 56% Off). Four Options Available.
$10 $20 at Palermo's Bakery - Groupon
Cinnamon rolls are like post-its: fun to peel apart in layers and sticky enough to adhere to coworkers' foreheads. Get a delicious memo with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $10 for $20 worth of baked goods, pastries, muffi...
Dental Exam, X-rays, and Cleaning with Option for Boost Teeth Whitening at Smile More Dentistry (Up to 88% Off)
$139 $1,075 at Smile More Dentistry - Groupon
The perfect human would have sparkling white teeth, minty-fresh breath, and can openers for hands. Get as close to perfection as possible with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a dental package (a $475 total value) ...
Movie Outing for Two or Four with Popcorn and Soda at Hawthorne Theater (Half Off)
$36 $72 at Hawthorne Theater - Groupon
Movies are like dreams: they come to us in the dark, they play on our subconscious fears and desires, and the best ones prominently feature crime-fighting dinosaurs. Dim the lights for this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $18 ...
Regular or Gel Manicure, Lemon Pedicure, and Eyebrow, Lip, or Chin Wax at Angel Tips (Up to 57% Off)
$32.99 $70 at Angel Tips - Groupon
Long, healthy nails can help in tasks such as scratching an itch or retrieving a wedding ring from inside your pet snake. Get in there with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19.99 for a manicure (a $12 value), lemon pedic...
One or Two Reflexology Sessions, or a Combination of Holistic Therapies at Enercure Health Solutions (Up to 58% Off)
$29.99 $65 at Enercure Health Solutions - Groupon
Reflexology adjusts the body's flow of energy, redirecting it into healthier pathways or the brain's burnt-out light bulbs. Power up with this Groupon. Choose From Three Options $29.99 for one reflexology session (a $65 value) $5...
$29 for a Dental Exam with X-rays and Cleaning at Jersey Smiles ($250 Value)
$29 $250 at Jersey Smiles - Groupon
The key to acing a job interview is to flash a smile so bright that the interviewer is forced to look down and take note of the corporate logo already tattooed on your forearm. Score points for looks and dedication with this Groupon...
Haircut, Style, and Conditioning with Option for Color or Highlights at Sology at Krish Hair Studio (Up to 64% Off)
$35 $95 at Sology at Krish Hair Studio - Groupon
Having unkempt hair can make you appear disoriented and unhinged during job interviews, first dates, and shouting matches with the neighbor's bush. Keep it together with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a haircut,...
$99.99 for Golf Lesson with Swing Analysis, Evaluation, and Custom Exercises at Garden State Golf Academy ($335 Value)
$99.99 $335 at Garden State Golf Academy - Groupon
Golfers learn to see clubs as extensions of their own bodies by learning to eat soup with sand wedges and caressing their spouses' faces with putters. Foster club familiarity with this Groupon. $99.99 for a Golf-Lesson Package ($33...
Wine-Tasting Class for One or Two at The Wine List of Summit (Up to 62% Off)
$39 $90 at The Wine List of Summit - Groupon
An experienced sommelier can suggest the perfect wine pairing for beef, poultry, or couples too scared to try kissing. Couple up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a 90-minute wine-tasting class for one (a $90 ...
60-Minute Massage with Option for Body Scrub or Wrap at Vivas Salon & Spa (Up to 58% Off)
$45 $95 at Vivas Salon & Spa - Groupon
Getting a massage is a fun, relaxing, and easy way to have something in common with history's most despotically lavish kings. Get the royal treatment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for a 60-minute therapeutic, ...
$49 for Round of Golf with Cart Rental and Range Balls at Bowling Green Golf Club (Up to $104 Value)
$49 $104 at Bowling Green Golf Club - Groupon
Playing a round of golf is a contest between man and nature, much like betting a tree it can't drink a gallon of milk. Pit yourself against the elements with this Groupon. $49 for a Golf Package (Up to $104 Total Value) 18-hole r...
Four or Six Weeks of Boot Camp at 2XR Boot Camp Cross Fitness (Up to 68% Off)
$79.99 $229 at 2XR Boot Camp Cross Fitness - Groupon
Most people could "stand to lose a few," whether they're above their ideal weight or just carrying too many puppies. Shed pounds with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79.99 for four weeks of boot camp (a $229 value) $99....
Up to 20 Units of Botox for One Area or Up to 40 Units of Botox for Two Areas from Dr. Todd L. Jolly (Up to 54% Off)
$149 $300 at Dr. Todd L. Jolly - Groupon
Adults say that youth is wasted on the young, while kids argue that the ability to take out your teeth is wasted on the old. Baby your face with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $149 for up to 20 units of Botox for one ar...
Tapas and Drinks for Two or Four at Euro Lounge in Arlington (Up to 57% Off)
$25 $56.85 at Euro Lounge - Groupon
Tapas are smaller than entrees, letting you pretend that you have that disease that makes you a giant. Take tiny bites with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for tapas and drinks for two (up to a $56.85 total value) T...
5 or 10 Classes at Krav Maga Academy (Up to 78% Off)
$49 $200 at Krav Maga Academy - Groupon
The soreness caused by exercise is actually just the pain of your old muscles being torn as thousands of butterflies hatch inside them. Transform yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for 5 krav maga classes ...
One or Two Diamond Microdermabrasion Treatments LED Phototherapy at La Stella Beauty Clinic (Up to 72% Off)
$59 $179 at La Stella Beauty Clinic - Groupon
Having smooth skin makes you seem younger, just like calling your little sister "Mom" whenever you're in public. Keep 'em guessing with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for one diamond microdermabrasion treatment (a $...
All-Day Paintball for One, Two, or Four with Equipment and Rounds at Paintball Depot (Up to 55% Off)
$27 $55 at Paintball Depot - Groupon
Paintball hurts less than you think it will, like getting your first haircut or admitting that you don't love Denise. Be brave with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $27 for all-day paintball for one (a $55 value) $53 for a...
Horseback-Riding Lessons or Therapy at Equine Tranquility Wellness Center (Up to 65% Off). Four Options Available.
$45 $105 at Equine Tranquility Wellness Center - Groupon
Mounted police opt for equine transportation so that they don't have to deal with the squad car's wailing thirst for gas and justice. Harness real horsepower with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $45 for one horseback-ridin...
Go-Karting and Gaming Package with Two Races for a Child, Teen, or Adult at Grand Prix New York (Up to 57% Off)
$35 $70 at Grand Prix New York - Groupon
Go karts allow those too young for licenses to drive without the elaborate pantomime of pretending to be their parents' chauffeur. Enjoy some high-speed perks with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for a race-and-play p...
$119 For a Five-Day Kids' Summer-Camp Session at CAMP Spa 23 $267 Value). 10 Weeks Available.
$119 $267 at CAMP Spa 23 - Groupon
Kids love to have fun in the summer, whether shooting water balloons at friends or sitting inside and thinking about Halloween. Make the most of summer with this Groupon. $119 for a Five-Day Summer-Camp Session ($267 Value) Choose...
Haircut with Ombre Color or Blowout at Viva Glam Salon (Up to 68% Off)
$59 $185 at Viva Glam Salon - Groupon
Hair requires regular upkeep to stay straight and shiny, much like the broadsword your cousin uses to open beer bottle after beer bottle. Get a mighty cut with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a haircut with ombre...
Café Meal with Sandwiches or Salads, Soups, and Drinks for Two or Four at Harvest Table (Up to 51% Off)
$14.99 $30.90 at Harvest Table - Groupon
More and more Americans are turning to healthy food now that we have mined the earth's final reservoir of chilidogs. Tap a new resource with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $14.99 for a café meal for two (up to a $30.90 ...
10 Hot Yoga Classes or One Month of Unlimited Hot Yoga Classes at Inner Spirit Studio (Up to 84% Off)
$29 $180 at Inner Spirit Studio - Groupon
Hot yoga can only be performed in a temperature-controlled studio or a car that's been sitting in the mall parking lot all summer. Get hot with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one month of unlimited hot yoga clas...
Spa Package with 60-Minute Hot-Stone Massage and Optional Facial at Deluxe Spa at Hilton (Up to 57% Off)
$99 $220 at Deluxe Spa at Hilton - Groupon
Mind and body operate in tandem, which is why stress causes headaches and slamming your hand in the door makes you forget math. Restore your faculties with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a spa package (a $220 val...
Kids’, Family, or Boudoir Photo-Shoot Package at Glamour Shots (Up to 91% Off)
$19.99 $224.95 at Glamour Shots - Groupon
The great romantic painters had the same goal: craft an image so beautiful it would come to life and marry them. Be a work of art with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19.99 for a springtime, Easter, or Communion portrait ...
Haircut and Style with Single-Process Color, or Partial or Full Highlights at JAG Colour Studio (Up to 77% Off)
$55 $165 at JAG Colour Studio - Groupon
It's nice to have hair so shiny people want to run their fingers through it, unless those people are oafish farm hands who don't know their own strength. Enjoy a delicate touch with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $55 for ...
$20 for a Casino Visit for Two with Valet Parking, Slot Machine Credit, and Restaurant Credit at Parx Casino ($70 Value)
$20 $70 at Parx Casino - Groupon
Playing a slot machine is the most fun a person can have with a quarter, aside from pretending to pull it from your nephew's ear or giving George Washington a tiny makeover. Have a blast with this Groupon. $20 for a Casino Visit fo...
9- or 18-Hole Round of Golf for Two or Four with Lunch at Mt. Freedom Golf (Up to 62% Off)
$19.99 $47 at Mt. Freedom Golf - Groupon
Well-rounded golfers must master a variety of skills, including driving, reverse putting, and suppressing the part of the brain that associates high scores with victory. Chip away at preconceived notions with this Groupon. Choose f...
10 or 20 Yoga Classes at Duncan Martial Arts (Up to 72% Off)
$49 $125 at Duncan Martial Arts - Groupon
Sometimes our dreams are within reach, but more often, they are on the highest of high shelves, beside the BB gun and the cupcakes "for tomorrow." Reach that inner shelf with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for 10 yo...
Two-Course Italian Lunch for Two or Four at Luka's Italian Cuisine (Up to 55% Off)
$17 $35.85 at Luka's Italian Cuisine - Groupon
Convenience spurred the invention of the sandwich, so that you could eat on the go, and the pizza, so that you could wheel chunks of sausage from town to town. Transport your palate with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $1...
One, Three, or Five Salt-Cave Sessions at The Salt Cavern (Up to 64% Off)
$25 $50 at The Salt Cavern - Groupon
Breathing salt-infused air is an ancient way of keeping the body youthful, which explains why the girl on the Morton's Salt logo is still a pre-teen. Indulge in your own timelessness with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $...
$59 for a Medical-Grade Facial with Chemical Peel at Mecca Integrated Medical Center ($125 Value)
$59 $125 at Mecca Integrated Medical Center - Groupon
The human face can display a formidable array of emotions, including confusion as to the location of Wyoming and relief after finally locating Wyoming. Smooth your facial geography with this Groupon. $59 for a Facial with SkinMedic...
One Hour in a Golf Simulator for One Player or Two Hours for Two at The Players Club (Half Off). Four Options Available.
$19.99 $40 at The Players Club - Groupon
The dimples on a golf ball help it fly farther with greater accuracy, just like the dimples on a baby. Improve your long game with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $19.99 for one hour in a golf simulator for one player, val...
Olive Oil and Balsamic Tasting for Two or Four at Balic of Clinton (Half Off)
$45 $90 at Balic of Clinton - Groupon
It's easy to dress up a simple salad--just add a drizzle of olive oil or a handful of fancier salad. Reach for the good stuff with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for an olive oil and balsamic tasting for two with a ...
Discover Scuba Class or an Open-Water Scuba-Diving Beginner Course from Scuba Network (Up to 52% Off)
$19 $39.95 at Scuba Network New Jersey - Groupon
Before man conquered his fear of water, he amused himself with dust sports such as pushing boulders off cliffs, wrestling tumbleweeds, and falling in the dust. Rinse yourself off with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 ...
Gourmet Groceries or Catering at A&A Fine Foods (Up to 51% Off)
$10 $20 at A&A Fine Foods - Groupon
Steak is useful for exercising incisors, muffling trumpets, and reducing swelling from black eyes caused by trying to eat steak with one's eye. Put meat to its prototypical use with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 fo...
Haircut with Option for Single-Process Color or Partial Highlights at Mavida Salon (Up to 73% Off)
$29 $95 at Mavida Salon - Groupon
The tale of Rapunzel delivers a powerful moral: that hair should be strong so people can climb it. Let your hair down with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a haircut and conditioning package (a $95 total value) Ha...
Dinner for Two or Four at The Vintage Italian Restaurant (Up to 54% Off)
$29 $62 at The Vintage Italian Restaurant - Groupon
It's easy to get stuck in the same old mealtime routine, especially if you're in prison. Taste freedom with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for Italian dinner for two (up to a $62 total value) One appetizer (up to a...
One or Three Brazilian Waxes by Yvonne at Beauty Secrets Victorian Day Spa (Up to 56% Off)
$29.99 $60 at Yvonne at Beauty Secrets Victorian Day Spa - Groupon
Removing excess body hair is crucial preparation for bathing-suit season, when you can only enter the ocean if the dolphins think you're one of their own. Suit up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29.99 for one full ...
One, Two, or Three Microdermabrasion Treatments with Mini Facials at Ethos Spa (Up to 64% Off)
$99 $200 at Ethos Spa - Groupon
Having a baby face can have unforeseen benefits, such as being mistaken for a famous baby actor. Look younger with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for one microdermabrasion treatment and mini facial (a $200 value) $15...
$99.99 for a Four-Day Youth Baseball Camp at JCM Baseball Academy ($260 Value). Eight Camp Sessions Available.
$99.99 $260 at JCM Baseball Academy - Groupon
Baseball sluggers live by a simple rule: "Outside and low, let it go/Inside and over the plate, hit it to where puddles go when they evaporate." It's outta here with this Groupon. $99.99 for Registration for a Four-Day Youth Baseba...
One-Year Individual or Family Membership to Liberty Hall Museum (Up to 58% Off)
$12 $25 at Liberty Hall Museum - Groupon
History museums show us how people used to live: in history museums with all their possessions behind glass display cases. Intrude on the past with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for a one-year individual membership...
Pub Dinner for Two or Four, Valid Saturday–Sunday or Monday–Friday at Nyack Pour House (Up to 54% Off)
$24.99 $50.97 at Nyack Pour House - Groupon
Taking a trip to the pub is the best way to catch up on neighborhood gossip—even better than tapping neighbors' phone lines or getting into their homes under the guise of a phone-tapping-removal specialist. Get in the know with th...
Barbecue Sampler Plate or Prix Fixe Meal for Two Sunday–Friday or Saturday at Bourbon BBQ & Catering (Up to 54% Off)
$24.99 $52.95 at Bourbon BBQ & Catering - Groupon
Barbecue is a distinctly American art form, much like jazz music and feigning an understanding of jazz music. Discuss the smoky notes with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $14.99 for the Garbage Plate sampler for two and tw...
60-Minute Aroma Essential Facial with Optional Vitamin or Collagen Mask and Back Massage at Spa Dew (Up to 55% Off)
$39 $85 at Spa Dew - Groupon
Smooth skin gives you an untouched canvas to stick latex wounds on so that you can leave work early. Alter your appearance with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a 60-minute Aroma Essential facial (an $85 value) $7...
Botox, Dysport, or Restylane from Robert V. Massa, D.M.D., (Up to 64% Off). Three Options Available.
$149 $325 at Robert V. Massa, D.M.D. - Groupon
Isaac Newton discovered gravity when he was hit in the head by a falling apple, but only began to truly fear it when he noticed his sagging jowls in the mirror. Help reverse the Newtonian burden with this Groupon. Choose from Three...
Haircut, Deep-Conditioning Treatment, and Blowout with Optional Highlights or Color at Salon Deja Vu (Up to 56% Off)
$29 $65 at Salon Deja Vu - Groupon
In addition to warming our brains and framing our faces, hair also provides the only concrete evidence of the existence of wind. Maintain your breeze detectors with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a haircut, deep-...
Open-Skate or Ice Jam Session with Skate Rentals for Two or Four at Skylands Ice World (Up to 51% Off)
$12 $24 at Skylands Ice World - Groupon
The frictionless thrill of ice-skating is what people seek whenever they skid across linoleum in socks or dive down the county fair's butter slides. Don't let anything slow you down with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $12...
One Pizza with a Salad, or Two Pizzas with Wings and Chicken Parmigiana at Marc's Deli and Pizza (Up to 51% Off)
$11.49 $22.99 at Marc's Deli and Pizza - Groupon
A pizza is always a welcome sight, even if its pepperonis are arranged in the shape of a scowl. Dig into a truly happy meal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $11.49 for a one-pizza meal (a $22.99 total value) One lar...
Five Eyebrow-Threading Sessions with Optional Upper-Lip Threading at Mei Salon (Up to 55% Off)
$17 $35 at Mei Salon - Groupon
A beautiful face can help you attract romance, much like wandering through the streets with an armful of baguettes. Catch someone's eye with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $17 for five threading sessions for the eyebrow...
Health Food for Dine-In or Catering at Muscle Maker Grill (Half Off)
$9 $18 at Muscle Maker Grill - Groupon
Healthy restaurants serve a wide range of foods, unlike romantic restaurants, which only serve one really, really long string of spaghetti. Lock eyes over something wholesome with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $9 for $...
Permanent Eyeliner or Eyebrow Makeup at Derma Couture Permanent Cosmetic Clinic & Training Center (Up to 72% Off)
$99 $300 at Derma Couture Permanent Cosmetic Clinic & Training Center - Groupon
Eyeliner gives eyes a glamorous look, much like wearing designer frames or contact lenses made of mink fur. Get a stylish look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for permanent eyeliner makeup for the top or bottom ...
Haircut and Moroccan Deep Conditioning with Options for Color or Highlights at Robin’s on Broadway (Up to 61% Off)
$79 $205 at Robin's on Broadway - Groupon
Getting a haircut makes you feel like a new person, just like parking in your coworker's spot and calling him by your name when he inquires about it. Reinvent yourself with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a haircu...
$65 for a Brazilian Dinner for Two with Appetizer, Desserts, and Wine at Brazil Brazil Restaurant (Up to $135 Value)
$65 $135 at Brazil Brazil Restaurant - Groupon
Those who travel abroad learn countless secrets, including the fact that the British call french fries "chips" and call chips "potato nasties." Taste the fruits of other cultures with this Groupon. $65 for a Brazilian Dinner for Tw...
One or Three Fruitzyme Facials or Multivitamin Hydrating Facials at NE Laser Vein Institute (Up to 70% Off)
$39 $120 at NE Laser Vein Institute - Groupon
Facials make your skin as smooth and radiant as a GarnerTech Energy Cube™—"The Glowing Box You Should Avoid Prolonged Eye Contact With!" Get a healthy glow with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute F...
8 or 16 Tabata Boot-Camp Classes at Tabata Bootcamp with Stacy D (Up to 77% Off)
$39 $149 at Tabata Bootcamp with Stacy D - Groupon
A popular expression is “No pain, no gain,†which is why so many people start their workouts by crashing through a window at the gym. Feel it all over with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 8 Tabata boot-camp c...
Pottery Painting for Two, Four, or Six at Bee N’ Crafty (Up to 64% Off)
$19 $46 at Bee N' Crafty - Groupon
Archaeologists examine ancient pottery to identify a culture's preferred cooking methods and to determine which of its members was the World's Greatest Dad. Make timeless memories with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 ...
Movie, Popcorn, and Soda for Two or Four at Lincoln Cinemas (Up to 60% Off)
$15 $33 at Lincoln Cinemas - Groupon
Before modern cinema, the term motion picture referred to tossing children's artwork out the car window. Catch a flick with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for a movie package for two (up to a $33 total value) that in...
One-Hour Tattered-Tootsie Pedicure with Optional Manicure and Foot Mask at Beneath the Surface Spa (Up to 56% Off)
$29 $60 at Beneath The Surface Spa - Groupon
When people feel "relaxed," they're actually feeling the sensation of the back cortex of the brain transmitting serotonin to the frontal cortex through a mild sedative, or they've been hit by a tranquilizer dart. Get calm with this ...
4 or 10 Kickboxing Classes with Personal-Training Session and Boxing Gloves at iLoveKickboxing.com (Up to 74% Off)
$50 $195 at iLoveKickboxing.com - Groupon
Kickboxing is gaining popularity because of its high-energy sessions, full-body workout, and the rising threat of prizefighter-kangaroo encounters. Prepare your body for physical feats and marsupial feet with this Groupon. Choose B...
Italian Three-Course Italian Meal for Two, Four, or Six at Little Italy (Up to 64% Off)
$25 $60.21 at Little Italy - Groupon
For centuries, pizza and pasta battled for the title of Italy's most beloved dish, an honor that was ultimately bestowed upon Sophia Loren. Enjoy Italian excellence with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for an Italian ...
Haircut and Deep-Conditioning Treatment with Two or Four Optional Blowout Visits at Paradiso Salon (Up to 71% Off)
$39 $90 at Paradiso Salon - Groupon
Time has eroded the world's great works of classical beauty, from the lost arms of Venus de Milo to the Sphinx's firm, masculine tongue. Get a timeless look with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a haircut with a sh...
Pet Fish and Aquarium Supplies and Maintenance at Fish Emporium Plus (Up to 52% Off). Two Options Available.
$20 $40 at Fish Emporium Plus - Groupon
Like the whispering voices that tell us what to do, fish come from the ocean. Answer the aquatic call with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of pet fish and aquarium supplies and services $29 for $60 wort...
Full Set of Eyelash Extensions with Conditioning Treatment and Optional Touchup Set at Lashful (up to 71% Off)
$99 $330 at Lashful - Groupon
Beautiful eyes can command the attention of a room, much like the announcement that you have declared yourself room commander. Get noticed with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for a full set of eyelash extensions and...
5 or 10 Aerial Yoga Classes at Andrea Powers Studio (Up to 71% Off)
$39 $100 at Andrea Powers Studio - Groupon
Working out is No. 2 on the list of most popular daily activities in America, behind teaching dogs to swear. Be your own best friend with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 5 aerial yoga classes (a $100 value) $59 f...
5, 10, or 15 CrossFit, Yoga, or Fitness Classes at CrossFit Giant (Up to 78% Off)
$25 $100 at CrossFit Giant - Groupon
Working out with professionals is preferable to improvised workouts, such as coffee-table parkour and trying to lift one of everything at Costco. Bulk up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for 5 classes (a $100 valu...
Dance-Class Packages with Two or Four Group Ballroom Classes for Two at Wild Child Dance Studio (Up to 71% Off)
$49 $135 at Wild Child Dance Studio - Groupon
Although honeybees instinctually communicate through dance, humans who attempt to do so without proper training risk insulting the queen or eating the wrong flowers. Hone buzz-worthy abilities with this Groupon. Choose Between Two ...
$99 for a Keratin Treatment at Hair & Nails 4 U ($350 Value)
$99 $350 at Hair & Nails 4 U - Groupon
Professional keratin treatments are the closest we've ever gotten to the unparalleled majesty of the glorious Irish setter. Stay silky with this Groupon. $99 for a Keratin Treatment ($350 Value) Stylists use keratin formulas by Sa...
One, Three, or Six Cavi Fat Dissolve Lipomassages at Joli Visage Clinique (Up to 70% Off)
$69 $150 at Joli Visage Clinique - Groupon
Much like mountain ranges, fat deposits take years to form and can stand between you and the coast. Tighten your body's topography with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for one Cavi Fat Dissolve lipomassage (a $150 val...
Pole-Dancing Party for 10 or 20 at B Fit Studio (Up to 73% Off)
$119 $300 at B Fit Studio - Groupon
Clinging to a pole is a vital survival skill for flags in windy climates and firemen who don't realize that the fire they're racing toward is in their own lobby. Get a grip with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $119 for a...
One- or Two-Month Unlimited Gym Membership with Personal-Training Sessions at Intoxx Fitness (Up to 88% Off)
$29 $235.05 at Intoxx Fitness North Jersey - Groupon
"Get in shape" hovers near the top of many New Year's resolution lists, right next to "deal with raccoon infestation" and "figure out how raccoons get trapped in the TV." Stop watching so many TV shows starring raccoons with this Gr...
Italian Food at Palermo Pizzeria & Restaurant (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$12.49 $25 at Palermo Pizzeria & Restaurant - Groupon
People love pizza because its circular shape satisfies every human's primal urge to devour the planet Earth. Dig into the crust with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12.49 for $25 worth of Italian food $24.99 for $50 wor...
Floral Arrangements, Plants, and Gifts at All Occasions Flowers (Up to 53% Off). Two Options Available.
$22 $45 at All Occasions Flowers - Groupon
A bouquet of flowers is the most thoughtful plant to give someone, beating out a fistful of uprooted grass or dandelion seeds gently blown in their face while they sleep. Show you care with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...
Oil Change, Fuel Injection and Wash at Classic Auto Spa & Express Care Center (Up to 57% Off). Three Options Available
$49.99 $117.20 at Classic Auto Spa & Express Care Center - Groupon
Getting your vehicle cleaned at the car wash uses less water than hosing it down at home and less gas than driving it into a river. Combat grime efficiently with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49.99 for a regular oil ch...
$1,795 for Corrective LASIK Surgery for Both Eyes at Manhattan Lasik Center ($4,300 Value)
$1,795 $4,300 at Manhattan Lasik Center - Groupon
Squinting can be a sign of poor vision, bright light, or a desire to make everyone else look 10 years younger. Relax your orbicularis oculi with this Groupon. $1,795 for Corrective LASIK Surgery for Both Eyes ($4,300 Value) After ...
$99 for a Keratin Smoothing Treatment at Riah Hair & Nail Studio ($300 Value)
$99 $300 at Riah Hair & Nail Studio - Groupon
Frizzy hair often happens during bad weather, whether you’re out during a humid day or the first night of ball-lightning mating season. Keep hair smooth year-round with this Groupon. $99 for a Keratin Treatment ($300 Value) Kera...
Three or Six Sessions of Eyebrow, Upper-Lip, or Chin Threading at AuM Body and Soul Spa (Up to 56% Off)
$18 $36 at AuM Body and Soul Spa - Groupon
Hair removal can be difficult, especially the residual patches left over from your past life as a badger. Clear things up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $18 for three sessions of eyebrow, upper-lip, or chin threadi...
Cut, Blow-out, and Style with Conditioning Treatment, All-Over Color, or Partial Highlights at Salon JM (Up to 67% Off)
$29 $75 at Salon JM - Groupon
Sitting back, laughing, and chatting about your day is the best way to enjoy a haircut and the simplest way to ruin your child's clarinet recital. Get a lively look with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a cut, blow...
3, 6, or 10 Ultrasonic-Cavitation Treatments at Deldor Day Spa & Salon (Up to 70% Off)
$195 $495 at Deldor Day Spa & Salon - Groupon
The skin is the body's largest organ, narrowly beating out the large intestine and the extra-large intestine. Give your skin some breathing room with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $195 for 3 ultrasonic-cavitation treatm...
$42 for an Italian Meal for Two at Pellegrino's Restaurant & Lounge (Up to $86 Value). Two Options Available.
$42 $86 at Pellegrino's Restaurant & Lounge - Groupon
The proper way to eat pasta is to pick it up with your fork, set that fork aside, get another fork, pick up pasta with that fork, and then keep doing that until all the pasta is on forks. Fill up on Italian fare with this Groupon. ...
$65 for a Semiprivate Horseback-Riding Lesson or Horseback Trail Ride for Two at Seaton Hackney Stables ($130 Value)
$65 $130 at Seaton Hackney Stables - Groupon
Folk wisdom about looking a gift horse in the mouth is obsolete, now that horses are no longer bred to belch blinding ammonia. Enjoy improved equine exhalations with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $65 for a 60-minute se...
$29 for a 60-Minute Massage and Weight-Loss or Health-Score Consultation at New York Total Health Centers ($505 Value)
$29 $505 at New York Total Health Centers - Groupon
Your body has many ways of sabotaging you, from developing allergic reactions to your favorite foods to forcing you to want to bite the same stupid part of your cheek over and over again. Stand up for yourself with this Groupon. $2...
Cheesesteak Meal with Onion Rings, Fries, and Drinks for Two or Four at Philly Cheesesteak House (55% Off)
$10 $22.02 at Philly Cheesesteak House - Groupon
Making a sandwich requires only two slices of bread, filling, and an expensive machine that holds the slices of bread steady while the filling is shot in between them with some sort of air-powered hose. Go somewhere that has that ap...
Yoga or Belly-Dance Classes at Verona Yoga and Wellness Center (Up to 79% Off). Three Options Available.
$45 $150 at Verona Yoga and Wellness Center - Groupon
Astronauts regularly practice yoga to stay limber, modulate their breathing, and control their crippling fear of being eaten by the moon. Take one small stretch with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for 10 yoga or bell...
Haircut and Deep Conditioning with Option for Single-Process Color at Belvidere Day Spa (Up to 69% Off)
$29 $94 at Belvidere Day Spa - Groupon
A haircut is like a breakup—it doesn't seem like you need one until someone starts brandishing scissors. Get cut by a professional with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a haircut with a blow-dry and style and a ...
One or Three Women’s Brazilian or Half-Leg Waxes or Men’s Full-Back or Chest Waxes at Euro Tans and Spa (Up to 72% Off)
$19 $47 at Euro Tans and Spa - Groupon
Constantly plucking body hair is one of life's most futile chores, like vacuuming up a pile of leaves or cleaning feathers out of your jet turbine. Foil your follicles once and for all with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...
Brazilian Keratin Treatment or Japanese Hair-Straightening Treatment at Estetica Hair Studio (Up to 71% Off)
$99.99 $350 at Estetica Hair Studio - Groupon
Soft, smooth hair shows the world you take care of yourself instead of just covering your head with flypaper and doll hair. Beautify your natural locks with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99.99 for a Brazilian keratin ...
Italian Cuisine for Two or Four at Trattoria Saporito (Up to 54% Off). Four Options Available.
$29 $63.40 at Trattoria Saporito - Groupon
Boiling noodles is a great way to make a delicious pasta dish or express disdain for a kindergartner's art project. Demonstrate fine taste with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $29 for a meal for two, valid Friday through Su...
Greenwood Lake Airshow for Two or Four on August 16, 17, or 18 (Up to 55% Off)
$25 $50 at Greenwood Lake Airshow - Groupon
Airplanes are thrilling and majestic to watch, especially when they're shredding through vengeful, murderous clouds. Be a vapor gaper with this GrouponLive deal to the Greenwood Lake Airshow at Greenwood Lake Airport. The show runs ...
$59 for Complete Professional Income-Tax Preparation at Liberty Tax Service (Up to $500 Value)
$59 $500 at Liberty Tax Service - Groupon
Filing your own taxes is a practice prone to omission and error, much like editing your autobiography or drawing your own police sketch. Get an expert’s opinion with today’s Groupon. $59 for Complete Income Tax Preparation (Up ...
$29 for One Month of Unlimited Boot-Camp Classes at BFF Boot Camp ($247 Value)
$29 $247 at BFF Boot Camp - Groupon
The most secretive body parts are muscles, which hide behind layers of skin and appear only occasionally to help lift cars off trapped kittens. Flex your biceps in the absence of a cat emergency with this Groupon. $29 for One Month...
Wash, Haircut, and Style with Optional Single-Process Color or Partial Highlights at Elie Esper Salon (Up to 67% Off)
$25 $75 at Elie Esper Salon - Groupon
Hair never stops growing, much like America's endless beautiful forests. Trim your ends with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a haircut, wash, and style (a $75 value) $45 for the above haircut package with single-p...
One or Two Pizzas with Appetizers at The Original Primo Pizza & Grill (Up to 52% Off)
$15 $29.90 at The Original Primo Pizza & Grill - Groupon
Pizza is great because it also serves as a pie chart of how much pizza you haven't eaten yet. Do the math with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for one appetizer (up to a $9.95 value) and one pizza (up to a $19.95 val...
$15 for a ComedyJuice Standup-Comedy Show for Two at Levity Live (Up to $36 Value)
$15 $36 at ComedyJuice - Groupon
Many standup comedians offer hilarious observations about everyday things, such as how men and women are different or why we should live in constant fear of the all-powerful sun's unchecked control over our feeble planet. Laugh away...
Five or Ten Classes at Zumba Fitness New Jersey (Up to 66% Off)
$29 $60 at Zumba Fitness New Jersey - Groupon
Exercise keeps the body in peak condition, which explains the marbleized ThighMaster lying next to Michelangelo's David. Enjoy an anatomical renaissance with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 5 Zumba classes (a $60...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at COCO Aesthetics (Up to 81% Off)
$129 $400 at COCO Aesthetics - Groupon
Clearing your body of unwanted hair makes your skin smooth enough to convince blind people they're holding a huge baby. Be a big softy with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $129 for six laser hair-removal treatments on a s...
Baseball Pitching Lesson Package or Golf Swing Lesson Package at PAR 5 Fitness (Up to 82% Off)
$69.99 $225 at PAR 5 Fitness - Groupon
Sports only started to gain mass appeal in the 20th century, when they replaced our old national pastime—collecting pathogenic bacteria in our intestines. Get in the game with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $69.99 for a ...
Paintball + BBQ Day Trip at Paintball: LivingSocial Original:
$69 $70 at Paintball: LivingSocial Original: - Living Social - Expires 06/14/13
Get out of the city and into the fresh air with this offer for a day of paintball, with round-trip transportation and a barbecue lunch included. Pay $69 and choose from a selection of dates in March, April, May, and June. Meet up...
One or Three 60-Minute Massages at Bardonia Physical Therapy (Up to 58% Off)
$39.99 $80 at Bardonia Physical Therapy - Groupon
A good massage can help injured muscles recover their lost strength, but not the semi-truck they tossed off that cliff. Recover from the effects of triple-dog dares with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39.99 for one 60...
One, Three, or Six Months of Unlimited Zumba Fitness Classes at Boomz Fitness (Up to 74% Off)
$29 $80 at Boomz Fitness - Groupon
Working out to energetic music is highly motivating and drowns out the constant whinnying of everyone's gym shoes. Turn up the volume with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for one month of unlimited Zumba fitness class...
60-Minute Royal Retreat Massage for One or 60- or 120-Minute Couples Massage at D2 Day Spa (Up to 65% Off)
$69 $169 at D2 Day Spa - Groupon
Spending a day at the spa can make you feel like royalty, much like cleaning out your earwax with a tiny silver spoon. Rule with a soft, well-moisturized fist with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for a 60-minute Royal...
$39 for a Three-Course Pan-Asian Meal for Two at Nanking (Up to $84 Value)
$39 $84 at Nanking - Groupon
Fusion cuisine blends the foods of several nations without requiring the careful aim and perfect timing of several food-delivery rockets aimed at the same point. Navigate a taste explosion with today’s Groupon. $39 for a Pan-Asia...
Two VersaSpa Spray Tans, One Custom Airbrush Tan, or Seven Days of VIP Tanning at Sizzle Tans (Up to 88% Off)
$25 $60 at Sizzle Tans - Groupon
Getting a tan at the beach is only a good idea to people who have the time to spare and don't know that seagulls eat humans. Get a healthy glow with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for two VersaSpa spray tans or one ...
$35 for Chiropractic Package with a Consultation and Adjustment at Becker Spine and Sports Institute ($255 Value)
$35 $255 at Becker Spine and Sports Institute - Groupon
Regular chiropractic checkups help ensure good posture, as does standing with your back to someone who keeps poking your spine and whispering, "I'm the posture police." Feel less manipulated with this Groupon. $35 for a Chiropracti...
Haircut and Conditioning Treatment with Optional Partial or Full Highlights at Vincent Vanzandt Salon (Up to 64% Off)
$35 $85 at Vincent Vanzandt Salon - Groupon
Hairstylists know many tricks of the trade, from how to tame cowlicks to what type of barbicide pairs well with fish. Be a cut above with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for a haircut and conditioning package (up to an...
Jamaican Cuisine for Two or Four at Taste It Again (Up to 61% Off)
$19 $46.95 at Taste It Again - Groupon
Foodies love to spend their time trying out all kinds of restaurants, just as Sleepies like to lie on all the mattresses at the furniture store. Unleash your inner aficionado with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a...
One or Three Brazilian Waxes at Cloud9 Skin Care Salon (Up to 54% Off)
$25 $50 at Cloud9 Skin Care Salon - Groupon
Most people think that there's no use for warm wax other than as a spreadable topping to make sandwiches more awful. Put wax to work with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for one Brazilian wax (a $50 value) $69 for th...
Cut, Blow-Dry, Style, and Conditioning Treatment with or without Color at Sorelle Organic Salon and Spa (Up to 61% Off)
$35 $85 at Sorelle Organic Salon and Spa - Groupon
A great haircut can inspire even the most listless and despondent of scalps, much like a papier-mâché crown of Chicken Soup for the Soul essays. Give your head a pick-me-up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments for a Small, Medium, or Large Area at ReGenesis Healing & Wellness (Up to 95% Off)
$149 $1,260 at ReGenesis Healing & Wellness - Groupon
Hair removal give shiftless lasers a creative outlet during their spare time, which would otherwise be spent harassing cats and blinding the Hubble. Give a beam a new purpose with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $149 for ...
One- or Two-Month Gym Membership with Personal-Training Sessions at Parisi Fitness Centers (Up to 93% Off)
$25 $267 at Parisi Fitness Centers - Groupon
Life presents all sorts of good reasons to get in shape: turn heads at the beach, win the office basketball tournament, finally confront the nation's eighth-grade bully—Jeremy Conway of 3846 Oak Grove Drive, Hobart, Indiana. Retri...
Barbecue for Parties of Two or More or Four or More at Aventura Lounge & Grill (Half Off)
$20 $40 at Aventura Lounge & Grill - Groupon
Barbecue sauce can make a good meal even better, as can good company and a waiter who rubs your throat as you chew. Chow down with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of barbecue for parties of two or more ...
Organic Groceries, Prepared Foods, and Health Literature at Green Life Market (Up to 61% Off). Two Options Available.
$10 $20 at Green Life Market - Groupon
Groceries, like electricity and phone calls to Karl Malone, are a basic living expense. Get the fundamentals with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of organic groceries and prepared foods $15 for $30 wort...
One or Two Facials with Microdermabrasion, Specialty Masks, and Specialty Peels at Facelogic (Up to 58% Off)
$99 $224 at Facelogic - Groupon
Diamonds are strong as well as beautiful, just like the daughter you wish you had. See a younger version of yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for one facial with microdermabrasion, a specialty mask, and a...
Amusement Rides, Soft Play, and Lazer Runner for Two or Four at The Party Zone USA (Up to 68% Off)
$25 $60 at The Party Zone USA - Groupon
Roller coasters arouse adrenaline-fueled thrills by exploiting man's innate fear of losing his sunglasses. Dare to defy gravity with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for an indoor-recreation package for two (a $60 tota...
Haircut, Blow-Dry, and Style with Option for Full Color or Partial Highlights at Epitome Style Lounge (Up to 63% Off)
$29 $60 at Epitome Style Lounge - Groupon
Taming unkempt hair is a frustrating daily task, much like getting the kids ready for school and getting the dog ready for work. Relax with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a haircut, blow-dry, and style (up to a $...
One or Two Clear Aligners or Complete Dental Implant at The Miller Center for Esthetic Excellence (Up to 72% Off)
$499 $1,706 at The Miller Center for Esthetic Excellence - Groupon
Straight teeth lead you to flash your beautiful smile, whereas razor-sharp teeth only lead you to nibble pumpkins into festive jack-o’-lanterns. Grin year-round with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $499 for a dental pack...
Pravana SmoothOut Straightening Treatment with Optional Haircut and Style at Viva Glam Salon (Up to 70% Off)
$110 $350 at Viva Glam Salon - Groupon
Smoothing out your hair in the morning is a hassle, typically involving haranguing it with a straightening iron or running it through the fingers of a jazz pianist. Simplify your routine with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Option...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments for a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Deja vu Salon & Spa (Up to 85% Off)
$129 $450 at Deja Vu Salon & Spa - Groupon
Without lasers, people would have to rely on such archaic hair-removal methods as using a straight razor or condemning each hair to death by tiny guillotine. Off with your hairs with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $129 f...
10 or 20 Martial-Arts or Kickboxing Classes at Duncan Martial Arts (Up to 87% Off)
$39 $300 at Duncan Martial Arts - Groupon
The ability to karate chop through wood is a good skill to have if you're going for your black belt or ever have to fight your way out of a lumberyard. Strike a cord with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 10 martia...
One, Two, or Three 60-Minute Swedish Massages with Hot Stones at Serenity Day Spa (Up to 61% Off)
$49 $110 at Serenity Day Spa - Groupon
Tension is often held in the shoulders, especially among those who are trying to blend in with society by binding their beautiful wings. Soar away from stress with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for one 60-minute Swe...
Basic One-Hour Facial or HydraFacial at Alora Salon (Up to 68% Off)
$39 $85 at Alora Salon - Groupon
Human beings are hardwired to see faces on everyday objects, such as cars, electric outlets, and bathroom mirrors. Help your face stand out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a basic one-hour facial (an $85 val...
One or Two Regular or Spa Mani-Pedis with Paraffin Dips and Option for Hot Stones at Hair & Nails 4 U (Up to 58% Off)
$45 $106 at Hair & Nails 4 U - Groupon
Feet grow sore after a day spent walking around town and kicking down doors to collar rabble-rousing nogoodniks. Walk tall with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $17 for one mani-pedi with hot stones and a paraffin treatment...
Three, Six, or Nine Blowouts at Salon Valerie (Up to 75% Off)
$39 $105 at Salon Valerie - Groupon
Like a child, messy hair needs attention or it will let everyone know you’ve been joyriding in a stolen convertible. Tame telltale tresses with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for three blowouts (up to a $105 value)...
8, 12, or 20 Fitness Classes with a 30-Minute Custom Massage at The Wellness Center of Northwest Jersey (Up to 86% Off)
$39 $270 at The Wellness Center of Northwest Jersey - Groupon
In the Victorian era, people made their cores look tight by wearing corsets, which doubled as bulletproof vests during pistol duels. Strengthen your core until it's naturally impervious to bullets instead with this Groupon. Choose ...
One or Two Skinny Massages at Fuze Wellness Studio (Up to 59% Off)
$49 $115 at Fuze Wellness Studio - Groupon
If deprived of massages, your muscles will gradually contract and twine together until they spell out the phone number of the nearest hospital. Answer the cry for help with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for one ski...
5 or 10 Yoga Classes with One 30-Minute Healing Massage at New City Yoga (Up to 81% Off)
$29 $150 at New City Yoga - Groupon
Sweating is like taking a nice shower, except the water is coming from inside of you. Let it out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 5 yoga classes and one 30-minute healing massage (a $150 value) $49 for 10 yog...
One, Three, or Five Dermapen Collagen-Induction Treatments at Endurance Permanent Cosmetics (Up to 78% Off)
$79 $200 at Endurance Permanent Cosmetics - Groupon
Most people value you for what is on the outside, except for dogs, who can smell that you are full of bones. Upgrade your outsides with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $79 for one Dermapen treatment for the face (up to a ...
Happy Hour on the East River for One or Two on Tuesday, Thursday, or Friday from AfterWorkCruises.com (Up to 62% Off)
$12 $25 at AfterWorkCruises.com - Groupon
Luxurious cruises allow you to momentarily forget your troubles, including the librarian who is standing on the shore yelling something about overdue fines. Get away with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $12 for an after-wo...
$20 for $40 Worth of Pan-Asian Cuisine at Tommy Chengs Asian Cuisine
$20 $40 at Tommy Chengs Asian Cuisine - Groupon
Chopstick masters are capable of amazing acts of dexterity, such as juggling rice and tuck-pointing sandcastles one grain at a time. Boost your mitt fitness with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Pan-Asian Cuisine The menu includ...
One, Three, or Five Washes, Deep-Conditioning Treatments, and Blowout Styles at New Creations Hair Salon (Up to 76% Off)
$15 $45 at New Creations Hair Salon - Groupon
In addition to warming our brains and framing our faces, hair also provides the only concrete evidence of the existence of wind. Maintain your breeze detectors with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for one wash, deep-c...
Jewelry-Making Class for One or Two Kids or Adults, or a Birthday Party at TiaMarie Beading Studio (Up to 59% Off)
$17 $35 at TiaMarie Beading Studio - Groupon
Jewelry is often passed down through a family due to its sentimental value and because only people who are related to each other have the same-sized necks and wrists. Wear and share with this Groupon. Choose from Five Options $17...
10, 15, or 20 Classes at Yoga Vita in Teaneck (Up to 72% Off)
$49 $140 at Yoga Vita - Groupon
Sun salutations are a necessary ritual that keeps our solar body from growing angry and burning libelous graffiti on the Hubble telescope. Help keep cosmic peace with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for 10 yoga classe...
One or Three Acupuncture Treatments at Alternative Body Works (Up to 80% Off)
$29 $100 at Alternative Body Works - Groupon
Acupuncture needles are different from sewing needles, in that they are much tinier and can't be used to attach patches of fake fur to a T-shirt. Feel the difference with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one acupu...
$29 for $200 Toward Prescription Eyewear at EyeStyles of New Jersey
$29 $200 at EyeStyles of New Jersey - Groupon
A wide selection of prescription glasses from renowned brands such as Ray-Ban, Dolce & Gabbana, Tiffany, Bvlgari, Prada, and more $29 for $200 Toward Prescription Glasses or Prescription Sunglasses EyeStyles of New Jersey stoc...
2, 6, or 10 Synergie and Microcurrent Cellulite-Reduction Treatments at Aesthetics For You (Up to 68% Off)
$225 $450 at Aesthetics For You - Groupon
Treating cellulite can cause dimples to vanish, much like telling Shirley Temple she isn't real. Smooth things over with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $225 for 2 Synergie and microcurrent cellulite reduction treatments ...
One, Two, or Three Laser Dermablation Treatments at Ethos Spa (Up to 60% Off)
$175 $350 at Ethos Spa - Groupon
Having a baby face can have unforeseen benefits, such as being mistaken for a famous baby actor. Look younger with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $175 for one laser dermablation treatment (a $350 value) $315 for two lase...
Pizza and Italian Cuisine for Dine-In, or Delivery or Takeout from Goodfella's Bayonne (Half Off)
$15 $30 at Goodfella's Bayonne - Groupon
Pizza is ubiquitous in American culture, thanks solely to its ability to double as a fraction calculator. Indulge in a numerator with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of pizza and Italian cuisine for din...
Two Appetizers and Four Specialty Drinks or Three Appetizers and Six Specialty Drinks at MK Valencia (Up to 55% Off)
$29 $62 at MK Valencia - Groupon
Fine-dining establishments give you options, such as “soup or salad?†and “silver platter or wax-paper-lined top hat?†Celebrate good taste with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for two appetizers and four spe...
Haircut and Conditioning Treatment with Optional Color or Partial Highlights at Fringe Hair & Nail Salon (Up to 69% Off)
$35 $95 at Fringe Hair & Nail Salon - Groupon
Sometimes things require a fresh coat of paint—figuratively, for those seeking a new look at the salon, or literally, for blacking out the nursery walls after your baby is unexpectedly born goth. Get an alternative look with this ...
One or Three Facials, Massages, and Steam-Therapy Sessions at Santhigram Kerala Ayurvedic Center (Up to 64% Off)
$59 $155 at Santhigram Kerala Ayurvedic Center - Groupon
To determine a tree's age you have to saw it in half, but that's not necessary with people, since most of them will just tell you before it comes to that. Keep your age a secret with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 f...
Ice Cream, Sundaes, and Shakes at Super Scoop Ice Cream Parlor (Half Off). Three Options Available.
$5 $10 at Super Scoop Ice Cream Parlor - Groupon
On hot days, the only person more loved than the ice-cream man is the guy who goes door to door offering to apply sunblock to the small of your back. Cool down with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $5 for $10 worth of ice ...
Haircut-and-Style Package with Blowout, Partial Highlights, or Full Highlights at The Indus3
$39 $80 at The Indus3 - Groupon
Hair will keep getting longer until someone cuts it off, much like an after-dinner lecture on the importance of following your dreams. Get the length you long for with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a women's hai...
5, 10, or 15 CrossFit Classes at CrossFit Englewood (Up to 82% Off)
$25 $110 at CrossFit Englewood - Groupon
The body is like a temple, which is why it must be cared for every day and protected by a thousand chanting monks. Get into deity-worthy shape with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for 5 CrossFit classes (a $110 value)...
Haircare Package at Lather Lounge Salon (Up to 57% Off). Three Options Available.
$17 $37 at Lather Lounge Salon - Groupon
Hair, like a tendency to make puns or the number of arms you have, is something that you inherit but can alter at will. Transform your genetic headgear with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $17 for a haircut package with a...
American Food for Dinner for Two or Four at Hillery Street Restaurant & Grill (Up to 59% Off)
$19 $42.85 at Hillery Street Restaurant & Grill - Groupon
Restaurants are where we celebrate special occasions, from graduating law school to quitting a corrupt law firm to take justice into your own hands. Make every occasion special with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for...
Made-from-Scratch Cupcakes or Cake at Sweet Retreat Boutique (Up to 56% Off)
$10 $20 at Sweet Retreat Boutique - Groupon
Cupcakes are so popular in America that the top three Internet searches are cupcakes, hunky firemen, and hunky firemen kissing cupcakes. Get web 2.0 with today's Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of cupcakes fr...
Pizza Dinner for Two, Four, or Six at Benvenuti Italian Specialties & Catering (Up to 58% Off)
$15 $30.89 at Benvenuti Italian Specialties & Catering - Groupon
Pasta became a staple of Italian fare after Roman Emperor Caligula famously appointed a plate of lasagna to the Senate. Elect to eat decadently with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for a pizza dinner for two (a $30.89 ...
$149 for a Scalp Analysis and 12 Sessions of Laser Hair-Regrowth Therapy at Anagen Hair Solutions ($420 Value)
$149 $420 at Anagen Hair Solutions - Groupon
Hairstyles have always reflected the politics of their era—crewcuts embodied the conservatism of the 1950s and shoulder-length locks reflected Nixon's 1972 "Longer Ain't Wronger" reelection campaign. Be in the hair and now with th...
Four-Class DSLR Photography Course for One or Two at Unique Photo (Up to 63% Off)
$55 $132 at Unique Photo - Groupon
Photography has progressed exponentially over the past century with the development of digital cameras, faster shutter speeds, and smiling. Capture the latest trends of emotional technology with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Opt...
5 or 10 Yoga Classes at Heads & Tails Yoga (Up to 71% Off)
$45 $150 at Heads & Tails Yoga - Groupon
Yoga can be as relaxing as the first eight weeks living alone on a submarine. Succumb to the silence with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for 10 yoga classes (a $150 value) $25 for 5 yoga classes (an $85 value) Cli...
One-, Three-, or Six-Month Membership to World Gym Rockaway (Up to 70% Off)
$39 $120 at World Gym Rockaway - Groupon
Without gyms, people would resort to outdated fitness techniques, such as pushing Model Ts up slight inclines and swimming. Get a modern workout with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a one-month gym membership (a $...
10 or 20 Zumba Classes at Feel Good, Look Great (Up to 79% Off)
$15 $60 at Feel Good, Look Great - Groupon
Improving your cardiovascular endurance not only lowers your blood pressure, it also gives you the stamina to outrun the colossal pain spiders. Stay eight steps ahead with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for 10 Zumba...
One or Two Swedish Massages with Aromatherapy at The Spa at Hilton Woodcliff Lake (Up to 58% Off)
$45 $100 at The Spa at Hilton Woodcliff Lake - Groupon
Spas make people feel like royalty without the hassle of shopping for scepters or posing for playing-card portraits. Enjoy regal treatments with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for one one-hour Swedish massage with a...
$20 for Roundtrip Bus Transportation to Woodbury Common Premium Outlets from WoodburyBus.com ($40 Value)
$20 $40 at Woodbury Common - Groupon
The thrill of cruising down the open road is surpassed only by the thrill of watching a chicken cross the open road, but not asking why. Saddle up for four-wheeled thrills with this Groupon. $20 for an Outlet-Shopping Trip ($40 Val...
One or Three Microdermabrasion or IPL Skin-Rejuvenation Treatments at Advanced Laser Center (Up to 69% Off)
$49 $129 at Advanced Laser Center - Groupon
Having wrinkled skin makes you look older, though oddly enough, so does running an iron over your face. Smooth out paradoxes with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $49 for one microdermabrasion treatment (a $129 value) $99 f...
$1,999 for a Dental-Implant Package at Tavormina Dentistry ($4,814 Value)
$1,999 $4,814 at Tavormina Dentistry - Groupon
Having healthy teeth improves confidence and allows you to bite into other people's sandwiches without leaving identifying tooth prints. Keep choppers untraceable with this Groupon. $1,999 for a Dental-Implant Package ($4,814 Value...
Kendo or Samurai-Sword Classes at Sword Martial Arts (Up to 63% Off). Choose from Five Options.
$119 $260 at Sword Martial Arts - Groupon
Before tasers, humans defended themselves with swords, which didn’t fit into purses as neatly but were much more effective at picking food out of teeth in a pinch. Return to classic weaponry with this Groupon. Choose from Five Op...
Five Spin Classes or One Month of Unlimited Spin Classes at Pure Energy Fitness (61% Off)
$29 $75 at Pure Energy Fitness - Groupon
Choose Between Two Options $29 for five spin classes (a $75 value) $79 for one month of unlimited spin classes (a $200 value)
Six-Week Yoga Intro Course, 10 Yoga Classes, or One Month of Unlimited Classes at Purple Om Yoga (Up to 68% Off)
$29 $90 at Purple Om Yoga - Groupon
Yogis believe that the mind, body, and spirit must work in concert, with the mind conducting action, the body performing action, and the soul playing the cello. Warm up your hamstrings and heartstrings with this Groupon. Choose fr...
Two-Course Dinner for Two or Four at Starlite Restaurant & Pizza (Up to 56% Off)
$29 $61 at Starlite Restaurant & Pizza - Groupon
People enjoy sharing pizza with their friends because the circular shape reminds them of the rings they'll exchange in that evening's Friendship Commitment Ceremony. Circle around this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for d...
$20 for $40 Worth of Italian Dinner Fare at Milano Grille
$20 $40 at Milano Grille - Groupon
Dining etiquette dictates that napkins must be kept on your lap, unless being used to signal to the waiter that your table has hit an iceberg. Have a night to remember with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Italian Dinner Fare Mu...
Paintball Gun, Mask Rental, and Field Admission for 6 or 12 at Paintball International (Up to 87% Off)
$30 $210 at Paintball International - Groupon
A trip to the paintball field is the only way to treat an itchy trigger finger, outside of expensive rash creams or petting a shark backwards. Scratch the itch with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for a paintball pac...
Eye Exam and $200 Toward Prescription Eyeglasses, or a Contact-Lens Package at Amalgamated Eyes (Up to 89% Off)
$29 $275 at Amalgamated Eyes - Groupon
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it must be swallowed whole, like a pill. Stay healthy to the core with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for an eye exam and $200 toward a complete pair of prescription glasses...
10 or 20 Classes at Highland Yoga (Up to 76% Off)
$59 $250 at Highland Yoga - Groupon
Practicing yoga helps you redirect the flow of your energy, just like rolling up your car windows and screaming. Find a peaceful place with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 10 yoga classes (up to a $140 value) $59...
One, Three, or Five Washes and Blowouts at Uptowne Girl in Montclair (Up to 64% Off)
$16 $33 at Uptowne Girl - Groupon
Maintaining your hair can help project a professional image more easily than sewing a three-piece suit from business cards or replacing your head with a briefcase. Finesse your façade with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options ...
Keratin Treatment with an Optional Haircut or Three Keratin Treatments at Elie Esper Salon (Up to 73% Off)
$239 $900 at Elie Esper Salon - Groupon
Professional keratin treatments are the closest we've ever gotten to the unparalleled majesty of the glorious Irish setter. Stay silky with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $89 for one keratin smoothing treatment (up to a ...
$1,999 for LASIK or PRK Laser Vision Correction for Both Eyes at Palisades Laser Eye Center (Up to $5,000 Value)
$1,999 $5,000 at Palisades Laser Eye Center - Groupon
When used for good, lasers can correct vision, but when used for evil, they can undermine superheroes during important PowerPoint presentations. Fight the villainy of poor eyesight with this Groupon. $1,999 for Consult and LASIK or...
$1,999 for LASIK or PRK Laser Vision Correction for Both Eyes at Palisades Laser Eye Center (Up to $5,000 Value)
$1,999 $5,000 at Palisades Laser Eye Center - Groupon
When used for good, lasers can correct vision, but when used for evil, they can undermine superheroes during important PowerPoint presentations. Fight the villainy of poor eyesight with this Groupon. $1,999 for Consult and LASIK or...
$59 for a Nutritional-Counseling Weight-Loss Program with a 10-Day Plan at Chiropractic Care of Bedminster ($189 Value)
$59 $189 at Chiropractic Care of Bedminster - Groupon
It takes more to lose weight than swearing off escalators or swearing at burgers until they quit hanging out in your mouth. Shape up with this Groupon. $59 for a Weight-Loss Program ($189 Value) Dr. Nick Mavrostomos kicks off the ...
Laser Toenail-Fungus Removal for One or Two Feet from Dr. Raymond M. Maimone (75% Off)
$299 $1,195 at Dr. Raymond M. Maimone - Groupon
In science-fiction movies, bad guys use lasers to burn down national landmarks, whereas good guys use lasers to burn CDs for cool aliens. Get closer encounters with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $175 for three laser t...
5 or 10 Eyebrow-Threading Sessions with Optional Lip Threading at Salon Elegance (Up to 52% Off)
$20 $40 at Salon Elegance - Groupon
You can learn a lot about people by looking at their faces, such as how they feel about your jokes or whether they have a face, too. Refresh your visage with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $20 for 5 eyebrow-threading sess...
5 or 10 Yoga Classes at Ignite Yoga Center in Livingston (Up to 67% Off)
$35 $100 at Ignite Yoga Center - Groupon
Yoga can increase your flexibility--a crucial trait to have if you ever want to finally find out where your mail goes. Seek the truth with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for 5 yoga classes (a $100 value) $49 for 10 ...
Chiropractic Package with One or Two Massages at Wyckoff Family Chiropractic & Spinal Health Care Center (Up to 91% Off)
$35 $379 at Wyckoff Family Chiropractic & Spinal Health Care Center - Groupon
Like teenagers, sometimes spines need an adjustment before they act right and stop their cracking noises at the dinner table. Get back in check with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a chiropractic package (a $379 v...
Bistro Cuisine and Drinks for Two or Four at McLoone's Woodbridge Grill or McLoone’s Bayonne Grille (Up to 55% Off)
$45 $100 at McLoone's Restaurants - Groupon
Fine-dining etiquette dictates that napkins must be kept on your lap, unless being used to signal to the waiter that your table has hit an iceberg. Have a night to remember with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for $5...
Chiropractic Evaluation, Spinal X-rays, Two Adjustments, and Massage Package at The Chiropractic Source (80% Off)
$59 $290 at The Chiropractic Source - Groupon
The spine is the most important part of any skeleton, just as the skeleton is the most important part of any police investigation. Get to the bottom of back pain with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a chiropractic...
One or Four VASER Shape Body-Slimming Treatments at Concierge Skin Care (Up to 60% Off)
$299 $625 at Concierge Skin Care - Groupon
Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are helpful, often found assisting slideshow presentations and playing DVDs for people who aren't entertained by just staring at the shiny part. Let a laser do some good wi...
One or Four VASER Shape Body-Slimming Treatments at Concierge Skin Care (Up to 60% Off)
$299 $625 at Concierge Skin Care - Groupon
Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are helpful, often found assisting slideshow presentations and playing DVDs for people who aren't entertained by just staring at the shiny part. Let a laser do some good wi...
Choice of Facial or 24-Karat-Gold Facial Treatment at La Stella Beauty Clinic (Up to 53% Off)
$45 $95 at La Stella Beauty Clinic - Groupon
Having smooth skin makes you seem younger, just like calling your little sister "Mom" whenever you're in public. Keep 'em guessing with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for choice of facial (up to a $95 value) $59 for...
$25 for One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes at Shiva Shanti Yoga School ($125 Value)
$25 $125 at Shiva Shanti Yoga School - Groupon
Without deep breaths, America would be overrun with limp balloon animals and subdivisions of pigs living in straw houses. Explore the benefits of wind power with this Groupon. $25 for One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes ($125 Value...
Haircut and Conditioning with Option for Color or Highlights at Studio Irma Beauty Treatments (Up to 62% Off)
$32 $75 at Studio Irma Beauty Treatments - Groupon
Your face is the first thing people notice about you and the first thing they'll describe to the police after you open all their mail. Make a lasting impression with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $32 for a haircut, blow...
One, Three, or Five Threading Sessions for Eyebrows or Eyebrows and Upper Lip at BuonGiorno Good Day Spa (Up to 70% Off)
$10 $20 at BuonGiorno Good Day Spa - Groupon
Having body hair is part of being a mammal, just like having beady, murderous eyes is part of being a bird. Defy nature with this Groupon. Choose from Six Options $10 for one threading session for the eyebrows (a $20 value) $15 f...
$10 for $20 Worth of Gifts and Apparel at Presents of Mind
$10 $20 at Presents of Mind - Groupon
It's difficult to stand out while walking down a crowded street, unless you dress with panache or yell with pizzazz. Express yourself with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Gifts and Apparel Shoppers peruse a diverse selection of...
Haircut, Wash, and Blowout with Option of Single-Process Color at Simply Hair (Up to 70% Off)
$25 $75 at Simply Hair - Groupon
Looking good requires a concerted effort, much like setting a fire with your mind and then apologizing even though that was obviously cool. Impress everyone with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a haircut with was...
5, 10, or 20 Yoga and Fitness Classes at TNT Fitness Studio (Up to 71% Off)
$15 $40 at TNT Fitness Studio - Groupon
People who value brains over brawn haven't known the satisfaction of hurling a computer against a wall after it beats them at chess. Beef up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for 5 fitness classes (a $40 value) $25...
Tubing, Rafting, Canoeing, or Kayaking Trip Plus Barbecue Lunch from Delaware River Tubing (Up to 48% Off)
$18 $34 at Delaware River Tubing - Groupon
A trip down the river can give you a chance to marvel at natural scenery and chat with suburban whales on their daily commute to the ocean. Cruise the watery roadways with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $14 for a tubing t...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Alora Ambiance Spa in Boonton (Up to 90% Off)
$129 $1,650 at Alora Ambiance Spa - Groupon
The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns' jobs. Discover the truth with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $...
International Café Cuisine at GainVille Café (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$5 $10 at GainVille Café - Groupon
Tasting new, exotic flavors can be scary at first but also quite memorable, just like a dream in which the wolf that's chasing you turns out to represent your own untapped career potential. Face your hunger with this Groupon. Choos...
Two or Three Days of Parking at Newark Liberty International Airport from VIP Parking (Up to 69% Off)
$24 $58 at VIP Parking - Groupon
The only thing more irritating than not being able to find a parking spot is having to rip a $100 bill into tiny, coin-shaped fragments that fit inside the meter when you do. Find the sweet spot with this Groupon. Choose Between Tw...
One or Three Laser Eyelift Treatments at Lazur La Vie (87% Off)
$199 $1,500 at Lazur La Vie - Groupon
Our bodies often cause us embarrassment, whether by hiccupping during a presentation or nervously spewing venom during a routine traffic stop. Put an end to one embarrassing outcropping with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options...
Haircut with Option of Deep-Conditioning Treatment, Color, or Partial Highlights at Aura Salon and Spa (Up to 53% Off)
$29 $59 at Aura Salon and Spa - Groupon
Putting your best face forward sometimes requires making your second-best face disappear in an unfortunate "accident." Create the perfect alibi with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a haircut with deep-conditioning...
$49 for One Month of Unlimited Fundamentals or WOD Classes at CrossFit Giant ($225 Value)
$49 $225 at CrossFit Giant - Groupon
Working out with professionals is preferable to improvised workouts, such as coffee-table parkour and trying to lift one of everything at Costco. Bulk up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for one month of unlimite...
Three, Five, or Eight Pole-Dancing Classes at Alter Ego Pole Fitness & Wellness Studio (Up to 81% Off)
$49 $256 at Alter Ego Pole Fitness & Wellness Studio - Groupon
Dancing is the second-best way to let the body do the talking, just short of being born with a mouth in your bellybutton. Speak from the feet with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for three pole-dancing fitness classes...
Cabaret Night for Two or Four with Drinks and Dessert at Metropolitan Room (Up to 59% Off)
$35 $79 at Metropolitan Room - Groupon
Food and a show have always gone hand in hand, from the madrigal dinners of the Middle Ages to the Friars Club's infamous roast of Porky Pig. Enjoy similarly entertaining eats with this GrouponLive deal to Metropolitan Room. Choose ...
$15 for $30 Worth of Japanese Food, Hibachi, and Sushi at Takara Japanese Steakhouse
$15 $30 at Takara Japanese Steakhouse - Groupon
Watching chefs prepare your dinner ensures that they are using fresh ingredients instead of arranging pictures cut from the menu atop a bed of rice. See food with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Japanese Food and Sushi Zagat-ra...
5, 10, or 20 Classes at Live with Jahaira (Up to 68% Off)
$19 $50 at Zumba Live with Jahaira - Groupon
Establishing a regular exercise routine is a great way to show your body you care and is much less painful than swallowing a greeting card. Celebrate fitness with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for 5 Zumba classes (a...
$55 for One Haircut, Blow-Dry, and Glaze at Substance Salon (Up to $130 Value)
$55 $130 at Substance Salon - Groupon
Although your body is a temple, covering yourself in bits of stained glass and swallowing thousands of candles has yet to be proved an effective beautification method. Shine up your shrine with this Groupon. $55 for One Haircut, Bl...
$99 for a Keratin Treatment at Jolie Toi Salon & Spa ($250 Value)
$99 $250 at Jolie Toi Salon & Spa - Groupon
If hair could talk, it would have a mouth, transforming stylish head wraps into cruel mufflers and skinny headbands into orthodontia. Give hair a voice while avoiding the expensive dental upkeep with this Groupon. $99 for a Keratin...
OPI Gelcolor Manicure with Option for a Basic Pedicure at Spa & Nails 21 (52% Off)
$20 $42 at SPA & NAILS 21 - Groupon
Manicures keep people from shamefully hiding their unkempt hands in pockets, mittens, and nearby wedding cakes. Don’t spoil the fun with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for an OPI Gelcolor manicure (a $25 value) $2...
One or Three 60-Minute Facials at A Good Life Massage Therapy (Up to 67% Off)
$49 $120 at A Good Life Massage Therapy - Groupon
Time shows itself all over the body, but most prominently in the eyes, the hands, and the tally marks that appear on your scalp each year. Erase your lines with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for any one 60-minute ...
10 or 15 Hot-Vinyasa-Yoga Classes at YOUnique Yoga (Up to 77% Off)
$45 $165 at YOUnique Yoga - Groupon
Whereas holding a mountain pose yields comfort and serenity, holding a mountain goat yields a lifelong friendship. Embrace tranquility with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for 10 hot-Vinyasa-yoga classes (a $165 valu...
$99 for a 21-Day Doctor-Supervised Weight-Loss Program at Advanced Integrated Health ($575alue)
$99 $575 at Advanced Integrated Health - Groupon
The secret to living a long life lies in maintaining a healthy diet, regularly relaxing, and never, ever dying. Stay serene and immortal with this Groupon. $99 for a 21-Day Doctor-Supervised Weight-Loss Program ($575 Total Value) ...
Cut and Conditioning with Optional Face-Framing or Full Highlights at Best Little Hairhouse in Westwood (Up to 60% Off)
$25 $57 at Best Little Hairhouse in Westwood - Groupon
Choose from Three Options $25 for a haircut with a conditioning treatment (a $57 value) $49 for a haircut and a conditioning treatment with 10 partial foil highlights to frame the face (a $55 value; a $112 total value) $75 for a ...
60-Minute Swedish Massage with Optional Ionic Footbath at Natural Medicine Center (Up to 55% Off)
$39 $80 at Natural Medicine Center - Groupon
Giving yourself a back massage is impossible, much like keeping your eyes open while sneezing or reading an entire book. Give spines a rest with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a 60-minute Swedish massage (an $80...
Two Hours of Indoor Trampoline Play for Two or Four at Bounce! Trampoline Sports (Up to 52% Off)
$22 $44 at Bounce! Trampoline Sports - Groupon
Athleticism is more than leaping over a hurdle and drop-kicking a computer after it beats you in chess. Be a good sport with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for two hours of trampoline play for two Monday–Friday (u...
Acupuncture Exam and One or Three Treatments at The Chiropractic & Physical Therapy Center of New Jersey (Up to 81% Off)
$59 $270 at The Chiropractic & Physical Therapy Center of New Jersey - Groupon
Bodies can get overworked, much like the moms in commercials. Tune out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a single-treatment acupuncture package (a $270 total value) Initial acupuncture exam (a $175 value) On...
Four or Eight Fencing Classes for One or Two at Rising Stars Fencing Academy (Up to 75% Off)
$39 $140 at Rising Stars Fencing Academy - Groupon
In the 1930s, the US government issued a hobby to each citizen to keep them entertained until NASA finished working out the bugs in kissing. Self-determine a new pastime with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $39 for four dr...
Chiropractic Package at Chiropractic Family & Sports Injury Center (Up to 91% Off). Three Options Available.
$29 $290 at Chiropractic Family and Sports Injury - Groupon
Bones give the body structure, which is what separates a human from a soufflé in a top hat. Set yourself apart with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a chiropractic package (a $290 total value) Consultation (a $10...
One-Hour Massage or One-Hour Facial with Eye Treatment and 30-Minute Massage at La Salon and Spa (Up to 54% Off)
$39 $85 at La Salon and Spa - Groupon
Relaxation is one of the elemental forces that keeps human bodies alive, alongside air, water, fire, and antifire. Ease into your element with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a one-hour hot-stone massage (an $85 ...
One or Three Months of Unlimited Women's Fitness Classes at Fuze Wellness Studio (Up to 75% Off)
$85 $345 at Fuze Wellness Studio - Groupon
Getting into shape involves building muscle, losing fat, and shaving bones down into less massive bones. Look lithe with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one month of unlimited women's fitness classes (a $115 valu...
Ice Cream and Milkshakes at Little Scoops (Up to 52% Off). Two Options Available.
$6 $12 at Little Scoops - Groupon
The cold, creamy texture of ice cream feels great until you have to sit in a pile of it. Savor ice cream inside your body with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $6 for $12 worth of ice cream and milkshakes $12 for a five-v...
Vegetarian and Kosher Food at Pitopia (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$10 $20 at Pitopia - Groupon
The salad bar welcomes invention, whether that's a twist on the cobb salad or a new wife for the Jolly Green Giant. Foster your imagination with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $6 for $12 worth of vegetarian and kosher f...
$99 for a Brazilian Blowout at Emanuel’s Salon (Up to $300 Value)
$99 $300 at Emanuel's Salon - Groupon
A stylish haircut makes a good impression because it shows people you can be trusted around scissors. Inspire confidence with this Groupon. $99 for a Brazilian Blowout (Up to $300 Value) The Brazilian Blowout’s specialized kerat...
One- or Three-Month Gym Membership with One Personal-Training Session at Snap Fitness (Up to 75% Off)
$39 $159 at Snap Fitness - Groupon
Choose Between Two Options $39 for a one-month gym membership and one personal-training session (up to a $158.95 value) $59 for a three-month gym membership and one personal-training session (up to a $238.85 value) Members gain ...
Haircut Package with Optional Color, Partial Highlights, or Full Highlights at RockinStylist Salon (Up to 62% Off)
$19 $38 at RockinStylist Salon - Groupon
Like building a deck or removing a squirrel taped to the upper back, a haircut is rarely a successful do-it-yourself project. Get a helping hand with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for a wash, haircut, deep-condition...
SmartLipo Laser Treatment or Fat Transfer to the Lips at Dr. Goodnight Center for Everlasting Beauty (Up to 57% Off)
$899 $2,000 at Dr. Goodnight Center for Everlasting Beauty - Groupon
It is said that a true lady never reveals her age, whether by hiding her driver's license or constantly threatening the people who witnessed her birth. Preserve secrets with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $899 for fat t...
Acanto Ristorante Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $2
$2.00 $5
Acanto Ristorante uses only the best quality ingredients in all of our dishes. When you come to Acanto Ristorante we treat you like one of our own, and it shows in everything we do. Everything, from our amazing dishes to our excepti...
Acappello Ristorante Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $10
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Welcome to Acappello Ristorante one of the newest Italian restaurants in Montclair NJ. The excitement of this Montclair New Jersey Italian restaurant is realized from the moment you step inside, you will be swept away to the Italian...
Angelo's Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $4
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Welcome to Angelo's! We specialize in delicious and reasonably priced cuisine, including our house specialties and other customer favorites. Our cuisine entrees are served in a relaxed and welcoming setting that you and your friends...
Aventura Lounge and Grill Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $2
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Aventura Lounge & Grill is Passaic's newest and hottest spot for great food, delicious drinks, the coolest people, and friendliest staff around!Since every weekend is a party here at Aventura, we feature New York and New Jersey's to...
Bardi's Bar & Grill Coupon - $100 Gift Certificate for $40
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Welcome to Bardi's GrillWe are known for having a little of everything. Our unique menu consists of chicken, pasta, ribs, pizza, veal, sandwiches, seafood, steak, and burgers. We can satisfy just about everyone of your cravings with...
Bella Gente Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to checkout Bella Gente. The restaurant is located in one of the area's mostpleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine.The menu at Bel...
Bella Vita Pizzeria and Restaurant Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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Bella Vita Pizzeria and Restaurant uses the highest quality ingredients, homemade sauces, and real provolone cheese along with our finest of products always made fresh to order. A family owned and operated offering casual dining, af...
Bloomfield Steakhouse Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $10
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The Bloomfield Steak & Seafood House family invites you to experience the finest in homemade Italian American cuisine and professional service. I assure you the freshest & finest ingredients available in preparing all of our dishes....
Blue City Grill @ The Crowne Plaza Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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Welcome to Blue City Grill @ The Crowne Plaza! We specialize in delicious and reasonably priced cuisine, including our house specialties and other customer favorites. Our cuisine entrees are served in a relaxed and welcoming setting...
Bombay Grill Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $2
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Welcome to Bombay Grill! We specialize in delicious and reasonablypriced cuisine, including our house specialties and other customerfavorites. Our cuisine entrees are served in a relaxed and welcoming settingthat you and your friend...
Bon Buffet Restaurant Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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We offer consistently high quality food and service with generous portions at moderate prices all in a casual atmosphere.
Broadway Pizzeria Restaurant Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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Jodi takes great pride in everything she serves at the Broadway Pizzeria Restaurant. She uses only the freshest ingredients in all that she serves. All of the pasta sauce as well as the pizza sauce are home made fresh daily. No cann...
Bruschetta Restaurant Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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"Drop into Bruschetta Restaurant for good times and great food. The restaurant is a neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmosphere that you and your friends are sure to enjoy. Bruschetta Restaurant also featu...
Casa Turano Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out Casa Turano. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. The menu at ...
Castalia Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $2
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Drop on in for good times and great food. Our restaurant is a neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmosphere that you and your friends are sure to enjoy. We also feature a friendly, professional staff of grea...
Chatni Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $10
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We are pleased to serve you in heart of Montclair, New Jersey. In Indian cuisine, Chatni refers to a wide-ranging family of condiments that usually contain some mixture of spice(s) and vegetable(s) and/or fruit(s)
Chicken Magician Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $2
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"It is not only chicken. It's the BEST fried chicken!"
China Gourmet Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $10
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When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out China Gourmet. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. The menu a...
Chives Restaurant and Lounge Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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Welcome to Chives, where Modern American Cuisine stays true to its roots - Fresh & delicious food with an Honest effort to think globally by buying locally. Our climate is seasonal, but rest assured that during the growing season ma...
Cinco De Mayo Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $2
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We have the most authentic food in Waldwick, New jersey. We only use the the best quality ingredients and our service is A. Come see why we are the best.
Cinco De Mayo Mexican Restaurant Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $10
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Drop into Cinco De Mayo Mexican Restaurant for good times and great food. The restaurant is a neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmosphere that you and your friends are sure to enjoy. Cinco De Mayo Mexican ...
Clevelands Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $2
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Come enjoy the new revamped look and feel of Clevelands. Brand new renovations to the entire dining area. Come have a few drinks and enjoy our brand new menu featuring mouth watering dishes for anyone's pallet.
Clove Indian Cuisine Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $10
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"When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out Clove Indian Cuisine. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. Th...
Cocina de Geepee Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $10
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Drop into Cocina de Geepee for good times and great food.This restaurant is a filipino restaurant. The restaurant is a neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmosphere that you and your friends are sure to enjo...
Colonial Diner Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $4
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Take a step back in time at this 1950's inspired diner, newly renovated with a retro feel. The Colonial located just off of route 3 in Lyndhurst, NJ and minutes from the Meadowlands sports complex offers great food to go along with ...
Commissary Restaurant Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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Drop into Commissary Restaurant for good times and great food. The restaurant is a neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmosphere that you and your friends are sure to enjoy. Commissary Restaurant also featur...
da Nina Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $4
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Welcome to da Nina! Offering age-old tradition and timeless recipes that have been passed down through generations, the restaurant successfully combines cuisine and atmosphere to create a dining experience that won't soon be forgott...
Danatoni's Grill and Deli Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $2
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Consistently high quality food and service, generous portions at moderate prices and a casual atmosphere.
Dino's Cucina Coal Fire Pizza Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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Drop into Dino's Cucina Coal Fire Pizza for good times and great food. The restaurant is a neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmosphere that you and your friends are sure to enjoy. Dino's Cucina Coal Fire P...
Donnagio's Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $2
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Welcome to Donnagio's in Saddle Brook, NJ!Our mission is to bring you "The Best Pie in Town" with great friendly service. Matty Testino started Donna's Pizzeria of Palisades Park in 1965. His 3 sons Steven, Chris, and Brian decided ...
Dragonfly Marina Bar & Grill Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $10
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Restaurant critics, neighborhood regulars, and first time visitors always agree about Dragonfly Marina, Bar & Grill: the atmosphere is great, the food is superb, and the service is outstanding. The restaurant offers a casual atmosph...
El Atardecer de Puebla Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $2
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Drop on in for good times and great food. Our restaurant is a neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmosphere that you and your friends are sure to enjoy. We also feature a friendly, professional staff of grea...
El Mexicano Bar Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $10
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Welcome to El Mexicano Bar! We specialize in delicious and reasonablypriced cuisine, including our house specialties and other customerfavorites. Our cuisine entrees are served in a relaxed and welcoming settingthat you and your fri...
El Sabor Tropical Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $2
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Drop into El Sabor Tropical for good times and great food. The restaurant isa neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmospherethat you and your friends are sure to enjoy. El Sabor Tropical also featuresa friend...
Essex Bar & Grill Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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Drop into Essex Bar & Grill for good times and great food. The restaurant is a neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmosphere that you and your friends are sure to enjoy. Essex Bar & Grill also features a fri...
Euro Lounge Cafe Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out Euro Lounge Cafe. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. The men...
Fairmount Eats Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $4
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Enjoy a delicious meal at our exciting new Hackensack restaurant, Fairmount Eats. With more than 8 years of experience, our friendly staff is fast, neat, and clean. We serve up fresh salads and specialty sandwiches that you won't be...
Felice Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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Felice (pronounced Fel-Eeeeeeee-Chay) means happy in Italian. Holding true to its name, our guests always leave happy. So, leave your troubles behind and allow us to put a smile on your face in our authentic Italian dining room. We ...
Feng Fu Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $4
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When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out Feng Fu. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. The menu at Feng...
Fisher's Cafe Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $4
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Drop on in for good times and great food. Our restaurant is a neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmosphere that you and your friends are sure to enjoy. We also feature a friendly, professional staff of grea...
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