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Laser Hair Removal for a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Miracle Laser & Skin Care Institute (Up to 92% Off)
$149 $1,650 at Miracle Laser & Skin Care Institute - Groupon - Expires 05/28/13
Much like the sale of sardines at movie-theater concession stands, the popularity of laser hair-reduction treatments is evidence that most people secretly long to be dolphins. Get smooth and sleek with this Groupon. Choose from Thr...
$29 for a 60-Minute Swedish, Deep Tissue, or Sports Massage at Medico Massage Therapy (Up to $85 Value)
$29 $85 at Medico Massage Therapy - Groupon - Expires 05/27/13
Massage therapists are known for their strong hands, which means that the best way to find one is to follow a trail of open pickle jars. Find a helping hand with this Groupon. $29 for a 60-Minute Massage (Up to $85 Value) Clients ...
$99 for Six iLipo Weight-Loss Treatments at Vida Spa ($900 Value)
$99 $900 at Vida Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/28/13
A weight-loss treatment is just the first step on a path toward renewal—the next is reenacting your own birth in front of your family. Get a fresh start with this Groupon. $99 for Six iLipo Weight-Loss Treatments ($900 Value) Du...
$29 for a Wine-Tasting Package for Two on a Friday or Saturday at Schnebly Redland's Winery ($59.90 Value)
$29 $59.90 at Schnebly Redland's Winery - Groupon - Expires 05/28/13
Having a partner turns bouncing a ball into a tennis match, a monologue into a conversation, and a bear attack into a slightly longer bear attack. Experience the power of pairing with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 ...
On-Site Tapas Party or Three-Course Dinner at Chimichurri Grill
$149 $320 at Chimichurri Grill - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
Allow the experienced chefs from Chimichurri Grill to create an unfortgettable evening for you and friends when they travel to your home or a South Miami or Miami Beach location of your choice. There, you'll be treated to on-site co...
Long-Distance Moving Services at Moving APT
$1,250 $2,500 at Moving APT - Living Social - Expires 06/18/13
Providing moving services since 1999, this company works as a consultant to help you find a licensed and insured moving company that will get your possessions from point A to B in a safe, effective manner: • $1,250 ($2,500 value...
One Room Makeover Consultation at Blue Iguane Design
$59 $300 at Blue Iguane Design - Living Social - Expires 06/18/13
Get the necessary style blueprint when it comes to updating a room of your choice thanks to Fabienne Debaix, an innovative and eclectic interior designer for more than 15 years in Europe, South America, and the US: • $59 ($300 v...
15 B-12/MIC Injections at Dr. G's Weightloss & Wellness
$59 $225 at Dr. G's Weightloss & Wellness - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
With 15 locations across South Florida, Dr. G's Weightloss & Wellness makes it easy for you to receive these popular injections that may help to burn fat and reach your weight-loss goals: • $59 ($225 value) for 15 B-12/MIC i...
$15 for $30 Worth of Chicken Wings, Seafood, and American Comfort Food at Chicks n' Wings
$15 $30 at Chicks n' Wings - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
Sports and wings go together as naturally as Sports, the seven-time platinum 1983 record from Huey Lewis and the News, and Wings, the long-running NBC sitcom that brought America eight solid seasons of love and laughter. Great thing...
One or Three IPL Photofacials at Sobe Spa (Up to 78% Off)
$49 $199 at Sobe Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
A spa makes it seem like your troubles are a thousand miles away, especially if the spa is a thousand miles away from that zoo you let all the apes out of. Escape with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for one intense...
Steaks, Seafood, and Pasta for Dinner at La Patagonia Argentina (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$15 $30 at La Patagonia Argentina - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
Dining out is a great way to give your oven a well-deserved night off after embarrassing it by making it stare at all those naked chickens. Get out of the kitchen with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of...
Frames and Prescription Lenses or an Eye Exam with a Frames and Lens Credit at Sheridan Eye Care (Up to 88% Off)
$25 $200 at Sheridan Eye Care - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
When stranded in the wilderness, glasses can help you convert sunbeams into fire or look smart as you explain the inedibility of man to a family of grizzly bears. Equip your eyes for the great outdoors with this Groupon. Choose Bet...
Three-, Four-, Five-, or Six-Night All-Inclusive Stay at Be Live Hamaca Suites in the Dominican Republic
$599 $1,077 at Be Live Hamaca Suites - Groupon - Expires 05/30/13
All-Inclusive Resort On Popular Beach with Calm Waters and Offshore Reef In the 1950s, wealthy denizens of Santo Domingo would flock to Boca Chica, the nearest beach in the city, to spend their weekends in leisure. And with good re...
Three-, Four-, Five-, or Six-Night Stay with Round-Trip Airport Transfers at Jungle Jeanie’s by the Sea in Belize
$195 $325 at Jungle Jeanie's by the Sea - Groupon - Expires 05/30/13
Treetop Cabanas at Eco-Friendly Resort Along the Caribbean Sea More than 3,500 miles from their native British Columbia, Jungle Jeanie’s by the Sea innkeepers John and Jeanie Barkman fell in love with a quiet stretch of Belize’...
One Month of Kickboxing at United Martial Arts Family Center
$39 $89 at United Martial Arts Family Center - Living Social - Expires 05/27/13
With kickboxing at this Doral location, you'll not only be strengthening you muscles, but your mind, too: • $39 ($89 value) for one month of kickboxing • Great for all levels with classes offered Monday through Saturday • Frien...
Hour-Long Massage and Hour-Long Facial at The Wellness Center of London Square
$79 $178 at The Wellness Center of London Square - Living Social - Expires 05/27/13
This relaxing refuge on Southwest 120th Street is run by certified, licensed pros like Dr. Luis Campillo and Dr. Miguel Cortes, who specialize in promoting health and enhancing beauty. Get a relaxing treatment of your own with this ...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments at LG Diagnostics
$129 $2,700 at LG Diagnostics - Living Social - Expires 05/27/13
Utilizing the GentleYag laser to effectively rid you of pesky stubble, this Flagami center will help you hit the beach in smooth style: • $129 ($2,700 value) for 6 laser hair-removal treatments for 2 small areas • $189 ($3,200 v...
Consultation and Up to 25 Units of Botox or One Syringe of Juvederm at Knoll DDS (Up to 69% Off)
$119 $350 at Knoll DDS - Groupon - Expires 05/27/13
It is often said that wrinkles are earned, unlike smile lines, which are a bittersweet punishment for experiencing happiness. Face yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $119 for a consultation and injection of up...
Three or Five Microdermabrasions and Hydrating Collagen Masks at Universal Laser Center (Up to 63% Off)
$99 $240 at Universal Laser Center - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
Diamonds are strong as well as beautiful, just like the daughter you wish you had. See a younger version of yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for three microdermabrasions and three collagen masks (a $240 ...
Rascal Flatts with The Band Perry at Cruzan Amphitheatre on Saturday, June 8 at 7:30 p.m. (Up to $40.25 Value)
$20 $40.25 at Rascal Flatts with The Band Perry - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Country music harks back to a more courteous era, when kids still called women "ma'am" and men "daddy ma'am." Tip your hat to the good ol' days with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal One G-Pass to see Rascal Flatts with The Band Pe...
Puerto Rican Cuisine and Drinks at Benny's Seafood Restaurant (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$20 $40 at Benny's Seafood Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
Eating is necessary for survival, just like sleeping or carving yourself companions out of large pieces of wood. Don't just survive—thrive with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of Puerto Rican cuisine ...
Full Dog Bathing Package at Grooming Loft
$27 $55 at Grooming Loft - Living Social - Expires 05/26/13
Pamper your pooch with a full bathing service -- including a standard bath with flea and tick shampoo, a nail trimming, teeth cleaning, ear cleaning, anal gland expression, and de-matting: • $27 ($55 value) for the bathing of a ...
$129 for Two Laser Toenail-Fungus Treatments at Sobe Spa ($300 Value)
$129 $300 at Sobe Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
The foot holds more nerve endings than any other part of the body, which is why stubbing your toe is the worst way to die. Watch your step with this Groupon. $129 for Two Laser Toenail-Fungus Treatments ($300 Value) A specially de...
$29 for One Month of Soul ATP Boot-Camp Classes at CrossFit Soul Miami ($125 Value)
$29 $125 at CrossFit Soul Miami - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
When it comes to making sure your body stays energized throughout the day, exercise is a much more favorable than keeping batteries in your desk drawer to lick. Shock your system with this Groupon. $29 for One Month of Soul ATP Bo...
One Psychic Reading at The Witch's Garden
$25 $55 at The Witch's Garden - Living Social - Expires 05/25/13
Marizel Almirall brings more than 20 years of experience to The Witch's Garden where she and her co-owner use their psychic powers to tap into your spirit and future. See what's in store with this deal: • $25 ($55 value) for one...
Five Live Music Yoga Classes at Dharma Studio
$33 $125 at Dharma Studio - Living Social - Expires 05/25/13
Thanks to this Coconut Grove studio, you can enjoy a live musical performance while being guided through yoga classes that differ from lively and energetic to gentle and meditative depending on the evening: • $33 ($125 value) fo...
One or Three 60-Minute Massages with Hydrotherapy and Aromatherapy at Petit Spa (57% Off)
$49 $115 at Petit Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Lying quietly face-down on a table is a crucial step toward getting a massage or ruining a dinner party. Back up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for one 60-minute massage with hydrotherapy and aromatherapy (a $1...
5, 10, or One Month of Unlimited Fitness Classes at Sobekick (Up to 86% Off)
$19 $100 at Sobekick - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
It's important to stay healthy so that you can live long enough to see the next generation of cola lovers. Never go flat with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for 5 fitness classes (a $100 value) $29 for 10 fitness cla...
$89 for Six Velashape Treatments at Da Vinci Medical Esthetic ($1,800 Value)
$89 $1,800 at Da Vinci Medical Esthetic - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Confidence can be a double-edged sword—it can help you to ace a job interview but also tempt you to show up to that interview naked. Sharpen your self-assurance with this Groupon. $89 for Six Velashape Treatments ($1,800 Value) ...
Mobile Auto Detailing at Gold Coast Mobile Detailing
$59 $125 at Gold Coast Mobile Detailing - Living Social - Expires 05/24/13
Traveling within a ten-miles radius of zip code 33130, Gold Coast Mobile Detailing will supply your ride with a dashing new makeover: • $59 ($125 value) for a complete mobile detailing for a car • These experts will clean your a...
Memorial Weekend Party Cruise at Yacht Life Miami
$50 $100 at Yacht Life Miami - Living Social - Expires 05/24/13
Celebrate Memorial Day by throwing on your best white suit and gown and putting on the Ritz with Yacht Life Miami on Saturday, May 25. Beginning at 8 p.m., depart from Bayside Dock for a truly memorable night aboard the 120-foot lux...
Dental Exam, X-Rays, and Whitening Kit at Dental Specialists of Doral Group
$39 $225 at Dental Specialists of Doral Group - Living Social - Expires 05/24/13
The team of highly trained and skilled clinicians at Dental Specialists of Doral Group attend dental lectures, meetings, and dental conventions to stay informed of new techniques and the latest products. Know you're in good hands at...
$99 for a Four-Hour Party-Boat Rental from Boat Rental Miami ($400 Value)
$99 $400 at Boat Rental Miami - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
Renting a boat gives you a chance to drive a boat, which, in turn, lets you feel a small piece of what it's like to be a boat. Test-drive a new lifestyle with this Groupon. $99 for a Four-Hour Party-Boat Rental ($400 Value) Boater...
Three-Course Prix Fixe French Dinner for Two or Four at George's in the Grove (Up to Half Off). Four Options Available.
$49 $98 at George's in the Grove - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
Dining etiquette dictates that one use a soupspoon for soup, a dessert spoon for dessert soups, and a lobster hammer. Harness multiple courses of utensils with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $49 for a prix fixe French din...
Haircut and Moroccanoil Treatment or Haircut with Partial Highlights at Universal Hair & Body Salon (Up to 73% Off)
$39 $120 at Universal Hair & Body Salon - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
Unlike love or nephews with healthy kidneys, frizz is something you can have too much of. Cut back with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a haircut and Moroccanoil treatment (a $70 value) $39 for a haircut and part...
Three-, Five-, or Seven-Night Stay at Palm Beach Resort & Beach Club in Palm Beach, FL
$245 $411 at Palm Beach Resort & Beach Club - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Top Reasons to Visit Palm Beach Resort & Beach Club Located on the island of Palm Beach, the resort is just a short walk from the Intracoastal Waterway and the Atlantic Ocean. You can borrow a bicycle from the main office to ...
Los Cabos Suite + Dinner for 2 at Marbella Suites en la Playa
$299 $670 at Marbella Suites en la Playa - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Four- ($299), Five- ($374), or Six-Night ($449) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Garden-View Suite • Or, a Four- ($399), Five- ($499), or Six-Night ($599) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Partial Ocean View Suite • One R...
All-Inclusive Puerto Vallarta Resort at Vamar Vallarta All Inclusive Marina & Beach Resort
$300 $600 at Vamar Vallarta All Inclusive Marina & Beach Resort - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Three- ($300), Four- ($400), Five- ($500), or Six-Night ($600) Stay for Two in a Standard or Superior Room From Now to July 4; and August 16 to December 20 • Or, a Three- ($353), Four- ($470), Five- ($588), or Six-N...
Boutique Costa Rican Resort at Hotel Byblos Resort and Casino
$449 $820 at Hotel Byblos Resort and Casino - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
The Escape Kit • A Four-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $100 Food Credit ($449) • A Five-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $120 Food Credit ($559) • A Six-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $140 Food Credit ($6...
Oceanfront Boutique Resort at Sandy Haven Luxury Boutique Hotel
$419 $952 at Sandy Haven Luxury Boutique Hotel - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
The Escape Kit • A Four- ($419) or Five-Night ($500) Stay for Two in a Superior Garden View Room • Or, a Four- ($700) or Five-Night ($875) Stay for Two in an Ocean Front Room • Daily Continental Breakfast and Mimosas • Combine ...
All-Inclusive St. Lucia Resort at Smuggler's Cove St. Lucia
$879 $2,252 at Smuggler's Cove St. Lucia - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Four- ($879) or Six-Night ($1,319) Stay for Two in a Garden-View Suite Between Now and June 30 or September 1 to 30 • Or, a Four- ($999) or Six-Night ($1,499) Stay for Two in a Garden-View Suite Between July 1 and A...
Beachfront Caribbean Hotel at San Juan Water Beach Club Hotel
$398 $723 at San Juan Water Beach Club Hotel - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
Escape Kit • A Three-Night Stay for Two in an Atmosphere King Room ($398) • Or, a Four-Night Stay for Two in an Atmosphere King Room ($521) • Or, a Five-Night Stay for Two in an Atmosphere King Room ($639) • Daily Continental Br...
Bluetooth Keyboard for iPad Mini at GadgetsFactory.com
$28 $56 at GadgetsFactory.com - Living Social - Expires 05/30/13
Respond to work emails or kick back and watch streaming video on the go with this versatile accessory. The external keyboard wirelessly connects to your iPad Mini and doubles as a stand for easy viewing: • $28 ($56 value) for a m...
Advanced Mixology Program at Elite Bartending School
$199 $400 at Elite Bartending School - Living Social - Expires 05/23/13
Designed for both the inexperienced or experienced working bartender, this advanced mixology class will help expand your knowledge when it comes to technique and presentation -- all while using fresh fruits and ingredients: • $1...
Full-Service Oil Change and Safety Inspection at Hometown Lube
$18 $37 at Hometown Lube - Living Social - Expires 05/23/13
With locations in Miami, Hialeah, Little Havana, Miami Gardens, and Davie, Hometown Lube makes it easy to keep your car running smoothly: • $18 ($37 value) for a full-service oil change with safety inspection • Includes fluid t...
$22 for a Mani-Pedi at Jediva Salon & Spa ($45 Value)
$22 $45 at Jediva Salon & Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Like Hawaii, relaxation can be a challenging state to reach. Ensnare elusive serenity with this Groupon. $22 for a Mani-Pedi ($45 Value) Before coating each nail in traditional polish, nail techs file and buff nails, clean up cuti...
$25 for 90-Minute Electric-Bike Tour of South Beach from Wheels 2 Go Miami ($49 Value)
$25 $49 at Wheels 2 Go Miami - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
The best way to explore a new place is by bike, unless that place is underwater or in the sky. This land is your land with this Groupon. $25 for a 90-Minute Electric-Bike Tour of South Beach ($49 Value) On Saturdays or Sundays, to...
$89 for a Spa Package with Mani-Pedi, Collagen Facial, and Eyebrow and Lip Wax at Comfort Beauty Spa ($180 Value)
$89 $180 at Comfort Beauty Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
A spa can be a refuge from the chaos of a busy life or from the chaos of a city slowly being overtaken by hyperintelligent children. Escape the madness with this Groupon. $89 for a Spa Package ($180 Total Value) This package inclu...
Internationally Inspired American Cuisine for Two or Four at CRAVE (Up to 52% Off)
$49 $98.80 at CRAVE - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
Dining out leaves you with a full stomach, fond memories, and pockets full of restaurant smell to take home to your kids. Enjoy appetizing aromas with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for an internationally inspired Am...
Vegas Resort + Show at Bally's Las Vegas
$150 $430 at Bally's Las Vegas - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for Two in a North Tower Deluxe King Room, Sundays through Thursdays ($150) or Fridays and Saturdays ($270) • Two Show Tickets to Jubilee! • $30 Food and Beverage Credit for Bally's Restaurants and ...
Jackson Lake Cottages at Grand Teton Lodge Company
$583 $1,125 at Grand Teton Lodge Company - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Three-Night Stay for Two in a Patio Cottage at Jackson Lake Lodge ($583) • Or, a Three-Night Stay for Two in a Classic Cottage at Jackson Lake Lodge ($793) • Daily Breakfast for Two at the Pioneer Grill • Scenic C...
Two, Four, or Six Laser Nail-Fungus Treatments at Miracle Laser & Skin Care Institute
$199 $500 at Miracle Laser & Skin Care Institute - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
In a climate where shoe choices tend to range from casual flip-flops to fancy thongs, it's important to put your best feet forward. If your toenails are in need of more than just a coat of polish, allow Miracle Laser & Skin Care...
Three One-Hour Salsa or Zumba Classes at Salsa-Art Studios Miami
$10 $30 at Salsa-Art Studios Miami - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
With Salsa-Art Studio, you can step into the world of sultry salsa or hip-swaying Zumba as you learn the basic steps to a variety of styles: • $10 ($30 value) for three one-hour group salsa classes • $15 ($45 value) for three o...
6th Annual Memorial Weekend Comedy Fest at New World Entertainment
$89 $178 at New World Entertainment - Living Social - Expires 05/25/13
Normally you're not one for funny business -- but when it comes to stand-up comedy, all bets are off. Get ready to laugh harder than ever before with this offer from New World Entertainment for tickets to the 6th Annual Memorial Wee...
Two Weeks of Art Classes or a Summer Art Camp at Carlos Tirado Yepes
$55 $110 at Carlos Tirado Yepes - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
A Venezuelan artist, Carlos Tirado Yepes is known form his pantone pop art works, as well as contemporary sculptures and creative crafts. Allow him to teach your little one (ages 4 and older) his award-winning ways with this deal: ...
One or Three IPL Photofacials at DermaLaser Med Spa
$99 $250 at DermaLaser Med Spa - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
A boutique medical spa in Doral, DermaLaser helps you put your best visage forward thanks to this customized treatment that can help improve your skin's texture, tone, and appearance: • $99 ($250 value) for one IPL photofacial t...
Japanese-Peruvian Fusion Cuisine at SuViche Miami Beach (Up to 52% Off). Two Options Available.
$15 $30 at SuViche Miami Beach - Groupon - Expires 02/15/16
Variety is the spice of life, recently replacing "Ol' Paw Johnson's Life Spice--Now With Real Flakes of Life!" Shake things up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of Japanese-Peruvian fusion cuisine fo...
$35 for Bridal Show for Two at Epic Hotel from The Wedding Salon on June 10 at 4 p.m. ($75 Value)
$35 $75 at The Wedding Salon - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
A bride often follows wedding rituals, such as not being seen in her dress and shooting her bouquet out of a cannon. Start your own traditions with this Groupon. $35 for Single-Day Bridal-Show Admission for Two ($75 Value) From 4 ...
10 or 20 Pole and Fitness Classes or a One-Year Membership with Unlimited Classes at Pole Dance Miami (Up to 58% Off)
$45 $100 at Pole Dance Miami - Groupon - Expires 02/15/16
Pole dancing's first practitioners were electricians who spun toward the telephone wires in need of repair and twisted away from the squirrels trying to crack acorns on their helmets. Electrify your exercise routine with this Groupo...
Window Tinting for a Two-Door or Four-Door Car at Kendall Tinting Inc. (Up to 54% Off)
$69 $150 at Kendall Tinting Inc. - Groupon - Expires 02/15/16
Tinting your windows is an easier way to maintain anonymity than stuffing your car into a ski mask. Cultivate mystique with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for window tinting for a two-door car (a $150 value) $89 for...
$150 to Spend on Furniture at Modani
$50 $150 at Modani - Living Social - Expires 06/11/13
With stores in Miami, New York, Los Angeles, Houston, and Chicago, Modani has created award-winning furniture collections seen around the nation. Add a special touch to your abode with their stunning home décor at the Biscayne Boule...
Interior and Exterior Pest Control Treatment at Globe Pest
$65 $130 at Globe Pest - Living Social - Expires 06/11/13
This team of certified professionals pride themselves in their eco-conscious approach to eliminating your pest problem. Allow them to travel to your Coral Gables, South Miami, or North Miami-Dade home to help rid you of pesky visito...
QuickSlim Treatment for One, Three, or Six Areas at iSlim Lipo
$79 $279 at iSlim Lipo - Living Social - Expires 05/24/13
At iSlim Lipo, the staff targets your troublesome regions and rejuvenates skin through the use of 144 high-output light-emitting diodes. Choose from locations in Hallandale Beach, Miami, Boca Raton, West Palm Beach, Jupiter, or Laud...
7 Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Sunrise Laser & Hormone Institute (Up to 89% Off)
$99 $840 at Sunrise Laser & Hormone Institute - Groupon - Expires 02/14/16
Lasers are the most futuristic hair removal technology, second only to having your own clone shave you. Marvel at advanced aesthetics with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for seven laser hair-removal treatments on one...
$25 for Five Bikram Yoga Classes at Bikram Yoga Miami ($125 Value)
$25 $125 at Bikram Yoga Miami - Groupon - Expires 05/15/14
Adopting exercises from other cultures can help shake up a workout, which explains the growing popularity of that sport in which Scottish guys throw logs. Speak the universal language—sweating—with this Groupon. $25 for Five Bi...
$20 for $40 Worth of Peruvian Food at El Nuevo Tondero
$20 $40 at El Nuevo Tondero - Groupon - Expires 02/14/16
Inviting somebody to break bread is an act of hospitality, like when a strongman breaks his door in half so you can come inside. Share a meal with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Peruvian Food The menu includes seven ceviches (...
One-Month Gym Membership or 12 Stretch Sessions at Downtown Athletic Club (Up to 72% Off)
$39 $139 at Downtown Athletic Club - Groupon - Expires 02/14/16
Working out with professional gym equipment is preferable to improvised workouts, such as coffee-table parkour and trying to lift one of everything at Costco. Bulk up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a one-mo...
Cat or Dog Wellness Exam, or Annual Pet Checkup at Cutler Bay Animal Clinic (78% Off)
$20 $93 at Cutler Bay Animal Clinic - Groupon - Expires 02/14/16
Owning a pet can be expensive due to the costs of food, toys, and bills for phone calls above the range of human hearing. Save a bone with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for a cat or dog wellness exam (a $93 value) ...
Three-, Four-, or Five-Night Stay at Volcano Lodge and Gardens in La Fortuna, Costa Rica
$205 $345 at Volcano Lodge and Gardens - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Luxurious Lodge with Botanical Gardens and Views of Arenal Volcano Costa Rica's Arenal Volcano is one of the most active volcanoes in the world; it steams and smokes almost constantly, creating a spectacle that Frommer's calls "awe...
$60 For $120 Worth Of 4 Private Tennis Lessons (Each Session Is 30 Minutes) at Miami Elite Tennis Academy
$60 $120 at Miami Elite Tennis Academy - Double Take Deals - Expires 05/26/13
You may not be able to avoid all the faults in life, but with the help of the pros at Miami Elite Tennis Academy, you’re sure to ace your next game. You’ll love this DoubleTake Deal for 4 private 30 minute tennis lessons, normally...
$34 for a 60-Minute Massage at Spa Advantage ($69.99 Value)
$34 $69.99 at Spa Advantage - Groupon - Expires 02/11/16
If deprived of massages, your muscles will gradually contract and twine together until they spell out the phone number of the nearest hospital. Answer the cry for help with this Groupon. $34 for a 60-Minute Massage ($69.99 Value) ...
One or Two Nights of Salsa Dancing at Salsa Mia (Up to 63% Off)
$15 $40 at Salsa Mia - Groupon - Expires 05/14/14
Recent studies show that people who dance tend to possess above-average strength, endurance, and flexibility, as well as a significantly lower risk of getting served. Hone this vital skill with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Opti...
$24 for Speedboat Tour of Key West from Sea Rocket Tours ($49 Value)
$24 $49 at Sea Rocket Tours - Groupon - Expires 02/13/16
Boats allow man to explore the last uncharted territory: the other side of the marina. Discover the unimaginable with this Groupon. $24 for Speedboat Tour of Key West ($49 Value) Passengers embark on a 27-mile tour around Key West...
$36 for Brunch or Barbecue Dinner Yacht Cruise on the "Celebration" from Tropical Bay Brunch Cruise ($72.50 Value)
$36 $72.50 at Tropical Bay Brunch Cruise on the Yacht "Celebration" - Groupon - Expires 05/18/13
Bay cruises are a luxurious way to relax and see the sights, unlike boarding dolphins equipped with saddles, which usually results in whiplash and water-filled lungs. Cruise the bay in comfort with this Groupon. $36 for a Bay Cruis...
Orlando Hotel + Water Park at Flamingo Waterpark Resort
$60 $81 at Flamingo Waterpark Resort - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
The Escape Kit • A One-Night Stay for Up to Four Guests in a Standard Room • Water Park Access for Up to Four Guests • Combine Vouchers to Stay for Up to Six Nights The Destination Orlando is a roller-coaster ride—literal...
One, Two, or Three 1-Hour Massages or One 1-Hour Scandle Escape Massage at Essential Escapes (Up to 67% Off)
$39 $119 at Essential Escapes - Groupon - Expires 02/09/16
Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $35 for ...
Two, Four, or Six Laser Toenail-Fungus-Removal Treatments at Miracle Laser & Skin Care Institute (Up to 80% Off)
$129 $500 at Miracle Laser & Skin Care Institute - Groupon - Expires 02/13/16
Long, healthy toenails can help in tasks such as scratching an itch or retrieving a wedding ring from inside your pet snake. Get in there with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $129 for two laser toenail-fungus-removal trea...
$19 for Four-Hour Online Marketing Course at Doral Chamber of Commerce ($97 Value)
$19 $97 at Doral Chamber of Commerce - Groupon - Expires 02/11/16
Knowledge is power, which is why locomotives run on burning encyclopedias. Chug toward new understandings with this Groupon. $19 for Four-Hour Web Marketing Course ($97 Value) Choose from three classes: Search Engine Optimizatio...
$149 for Five Days of Kids' Half-Day Summer Golf Camp at The Golf Zone Learning Center ($300 Value)
$149 $300 at The Golf Zone Learning Center - Groupon - Expires 06/06/13
Activities for kids compensate for the downsides of growing up, such as doing homework and realizing that your original teeth are never coming back. Put a smile on a child's face with this Groupon. $149 for Five Days of Half-Day Ki...
$999 for an Upper-Eyelid Lift for One Eye at Espaillat Eye & Laser Institute ($2,500 Value)
$999 $2,500 at Espaillat Eye & Laser Institute - Groupon - Expires 10/12/13
When used for good, lasers can correct medical problems, but when used for evil, they can undermine superheroes during important PowerPoint presentations. Join the good side with this Groupon. $999 for Blepharoplasty Surgery for On...
$99 for Six Lipo-Cavitation Treatments with Lymphatic Massage at Happy Feet ($354 Value)
$99 $354 at Happy Feet - Groupon - Expires 02/11/16
Getting a massage is a fun, relaxing, and easy way to have something in common with history's most despotically lavish kings. Get the royal treatment with this Groupon. $99 for Six Lipo-Cavitation Treatments with Lymphatic Massage ...
Two, Four, or Six Laser Spider-Vein-Removal Treatments at Miracle Laser & Skin Care Institute (Up to 93% Off)
$99 $1,000 at Miracle Laser & Skin Care Institute - Groupon - Expires 02/10/16
Like the robotics laboratory your parents assembled you in, veins were never meant for you to see. Conceal your components with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for two laser spider-vein-removal treatments (a $1,000 va...
Contemporary American Dinner, Drinks, and Dessert at Doré at the Ritz Carlton (Half Off). Three Options Available.
$40 $80 at Doré - Groupon - Expires 02/10/16
When dining in public, proper etiquette dictates that you should keep your elbows off the table and your table off the neighboring tables. Mind your manners with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $40 for $80 worth of dinner...
$15 For $30 Worth Of Mediterranean Dining at Tre Pazzi Ristorante
$15 $30 at Tre Pazzi Ristorante - Double Take Deals - Expires 05/23/13
Tre Pazzi Ristorante offers a slew of Mediterranean and Italian fare that will leave you salivating--that is, until you finally take that first bite. Start with a cup of creamy lentil soup before moving to a crisp salad, hot and zes...
Grand Tasting Village Ticket with Open Bar & Food at Key West Bacchanalia
$25 $89 at Key West Bacchanalia - Living Social - Expires 06/07/13
Bacchus, the Roman god of wine, threw wild festivals full of feasting and drinking, but there's no need to build a time-traveling machine -- because the fourth-annual Key West Bacchanalia lets you do as the Romans do, er, did. With ...
One- or Three-Day Visit to TattooLaPalooza at Hyatt Regency on June 14–16 (Up to Half Off)
$30 $60 at TattooLaPalooza - Groupon - Expires 05/16/13
Most people are not fortunate enough to be born with a birthmark in the shape of their favorite band logo or basketball player. Rectify nature's mistake with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12.50 for a one-day admission...
$20 for $40 Worth of Dominican Cuisine at Hacienda Latin Restaurant
$20 $40 at Hacienda Latin Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 02/10/16
Dining out is one way to explore your town, along with clinging to the back of a bus and borrowing a police horse. Try something new with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Dominican Cuisine The menu includes chicken empanadas ($1...
5 or 10 Yoga Classes at Skanda Yoga Studio (Up to 71% Off)
$25 $85 at Skanda Yoga Studio - Groupon - Expires 07/06/13
In yoga, it's important to pay attention to what your body is telling you, such as "I can hold this pose for another 45 seconds, tops" or "You just put my hand down on a candle." Listen to your body with this Groupon. Choose Betwee...
Three or Six Ultrasonic Fat-Reduction Treatments at Slim Body Wellness Center of Doral (Up to 83% Off)
$99 $594 at Slim Body Wellness Center of Doral - Groupon - Expires 02/08/16
It’s healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it’s healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for six ultr...
60- or 90-Minute Swedish Massage with Rose Hydrating Mini Facial at S. Salon & Spa (Half Off)
$55 $110 at S. Salon & Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/08/16
Relaxation is one of the elemental forces that keeps human bodies alive, alongside air, water, fire, and antifire. Ease into your element with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $55 for a 60-minute Swedish massage with a ro...
Costa Rican Resort at Hotel Leyenda
$779 $1,566 at Hotel Leyenda - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
The Escape Kit • A Four- ($779), Five- ($879), Six- ($979), or Seven-Night ($1,079) Stay for Two in a Jungle Forest Suite • Welcome Bottle of Wine and Fresh Fruit Upon Arrival • Daily Breakfast and Dinner with Drinks • Choice of...
All-Inclusive Resort + Flights at Apple Vacations
$1,049 $1,541 at Apple Vacations - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
Escape Kit • An All-Inclusive Five-Night Stay for One Guest in the Deluxe Wing at ClubHotel Riu Ocho Rios, Including: • All Meals, Drinks, Activities, Entertainment, Accommodations, Hotel Tax, Baggage Handling, and Non-Motorized W...
Bahamas Luxury Resort at Grand Isle Resort & Spa
$959 $1,600 at Grand Isle Resort & Spa - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
Escape Kit • A Four-Night ($959) or Six-Night ($1,439) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Garden-View Villa between May 28 and December 20, 2013 • Or, a Four-Night ($1,679) or Six-Night ($2,519) Stay for Up to Four Guests in a Two-Bedr...
All-Inclusive Dominican Resort at Be Live Grand Marien
$369 $1,155 at Be Live Grand Marien - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
The Escape Kit • A Three- ($369), Four- ($525), or Five-Night ($655) Stay for Two in a Superior Deluxe Room • All Inclusive of Meals, Alcoholic and Non-Alcoholic Beverages, Taxes, and Fees • Combine Unlimited Vouchers for an Exte...
PGA National Resort & Spa at PGA National Resort and Spa
$259 $618 at PGA National Resort and Spa - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
The Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for Two in a Resort Room with an Automatic Upgrade to a Deluxe Room with a $50 Resort Credit ($259) • Or, a Three-Night Stay for Two in a Resort Room with an Automatic Upgrade to a Deluxe Room wit...
Orlando Hotel + Water Park at Flamingo Waterpark Resort
$60 $81 at Flamingo Waterpark Resort - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
The Escape Kit • A One-Night Stay for Up to Four Guests in a Standard Room • Water Park Access for Up to Four Guests • Combine Vouchers to Stay for Up to Six Nights The Destination Orlando is a roller-coaster ride—literally...
Six Hours of Daycare or Night-Care at Sweet Angels Academy
$25 $50 at Sweet Angels Academy - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
Originally established as Sunny Day School back in 1925, Sweet Angels Academy is still giving parents the peace of mind that their little one is in a safe, secure, and loving environment: • $25 ($50 value) for a full day of dayca...
The Wedding Salon: 2 Admissions at The Wedding Salon
$35 $75 at The Wedding Salon - Living Social - Expires 06/09/13
Tying the knot can leave couples tied in knots of stress, but The Wedding Salon has solutions to the perils of wedding planning: Pay $35 ($75 value) for two admissions to a Wedding Salon event on Monday, June 10. Held at the EPIC Ho...
Full-Day Art Camp for Ages 5 to 12 at Art Thyme
$35 $70 at Art Thyme - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
Your child loves making beautiful art, but crafty finger paintings or notebook doodles do not an artist make. Let your little one explore art on a new level with this deal from Art Thyme: • $35 ($70 value) for one full-day kids' ...
$55 for a Six-Course Steak-House Dinner for Two with a Bottle of Wine at Gamaroff's Bar & Grill (Up to $115.85 Value)
$55 $115.85 at Gamaroff's Bar & Grill - Groupon - Expires 06/01/13
Professional chefs generally know more than the average cook, including how to remove the poisonous glands from onions. Dine out with this Groupon. $55 for Six-Course Dinner for Two (Up to $115.85 Total Value) One onion blossom (...
$35 for a Dental Exam, X-rays, and Cleaning at Labrada Dental ($370 Value)
$35 $370 at Labrada Dental - Groupon - Expires 02/06/16
Teeth are important--without them, eating would be hard, smiles would look weird, and you'd have to invent some kind of machine to shred your old credit cards. Protect your mouth's identity with this Groupon. $35 for a Dental Check...
Gourmet Italian Food and Drinks at Focaccia Bistro (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$15 $30 at Focaccia Bistro - Groupon - Expires 02/06/16
One of the great simple pleasures of traveling abroad is stumbling upon a restaurant frequented by locals, followed closely by bathing in gelato and loudly explaining why everything in America is better. Replicate that feeling with ...
One Month Unlimited CrossFit Classes for One or Two People at CrossFit Hardcore South (Up to 87% Off)
$45 $340 at CrossFit Hardcore South - Groupon - Expires 02/06/16
Caring for your body is a task that knows no end, much like counting all the stars in the night sky or shooing the drifters away from Mount Rushmore. Protect your health with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for one m...
5 or 10 Kickboxing Classes with One Private Session at Perfect Balance Fitness & Martial Arts Training (Up to 84% Off)
$29 $180 at Perfect Balance Fitness & Martial Arts Training - Groupon - Expires 09/07/13
Kickboxing gets you into peak physical condition, unlike box kicking, which gets you thrown out of the post office. Shape up and ship out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 5 kickboxing classes with one private...
$30 or $200 to Spend on Flowers, Plants, and More at Bloom Nursery
$15 $30 at Bloom Nursery - Living Social - Expires 06/04/13
A family-owned-and-operated nursery, Bloom is staffed by gardening and landscaping enthusiasts who are knowledgeable about the products and eager to provide maintenance or aesthetic advice: • $15 for $30 to spend on flowers, plan...
Driveway Pressure Washing at D&C Painting
$50 $100 at D&C Painting - Living Social - Expires 06/04/13
Traveling within Miami-Dade County any day of the week, these pros will leave your driveway spotless: • $50 ($100 value) for a driveway pressure washing up to 500 square feet • $75 ($150 value) for a driveway pressure washing u...
$35 for a Paddleboard-Yoga Session and Boat Tour from WaterSports Miami ($75 Value)
$35 $75 at WaterSports Miami - Groupon - Expires 07/06/13
Ocean waves are nature's roller coaster and should always be followed up with a bite of nature's cotton candy—wadded-up moss. Go wild with this Groupon. $35 for a Paddleboard-Yoga Session and Boat Tour ($75 Value) A brand new Av...
Facial and an Eye Treatment with Optional Microdermabrasion Treatment at Lavender The Skin Care Place (Up to 63% Off)
$39 $105 at Lavender The Skin Care Place - Groupon - Expires 06/08/13
Regular facials are a great way to maintain your face's self-esteem, second only to plastering all household mirrors with LeVar Burton's mug shot. Give your visage celebrity status with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $3...
$20 for $40 Worth of Italian Cuisine at Trattoria La Gondola
$20 $40 at Trattoria La Gondola - Groupon - Expires 02/06/16
Italian cuisine is often served "family style"—off a platter rotating 50 feet above the diners' heads, which they can only reach through wits and teamwork. Bond over a meal with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Italian Cuisine ...
$1,250 for LASIK Corrective Surgery for One Eye at Espaillat Eye & Laser Institute ($2,500 Value)
$1,250 $2,500 at Espaillat Eye & Laser Institute - Groupon - Expires 05/16/13
When used for good, lasers can correct vision, but when used for evil, they can undermine superheroes during important PowerPoint presentations. Fight the villainy of poor eyesight with this Groupon. $1,250 for LASIK Corrective Sur...
Three-, Four-, or Five-Night Stay with Meal Plan at The Palace at Playa Grande in Dominican Republic
$589 $1,190 at The Palace at Playa Grande - Groupon - Expires 05/18/13
Four-Star Resort Flanked by Tropical Rainforests and the Caribbean Sea At The Palace at Playa Grande, peacocks parade amid columned porticoes accented by stone statues of Ganesh. Despite the estate's resemblance to an Indian palace...
$50 for a Night Out with Transportation and Nightclub Access from South Beach Party Tours Unlimited (Up to $145 Value)
$50 $145 at South Beach Party Tours Unlimited - Groupon - Expires 02/07/16
A girls' night out is a chance for women to discuss topics that make men uncomfortable, such as women. Hit the town with this Groupon. $50 for Night Out with Two-Hour Open Bar, Party-Bus Transportation, and Priority Nightclub Acces...
$25 for $50 Worth of Peruvian Cuisine and Drinks at El Gran Inka
$25 $50 at El Gran Inka - Groupon - Expires 06/07/13
Group dining is an easy way to socialize and to encourage friends to accept the mouth growing on your back. Show off party tricks with this Groupon. $25 for $50 Worth of Peruvian Cuisine and Drinks A menu of Latin fusion food blen...
Steaks, Seafood, and Pasta at La Patagonia Argentina (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$15 $30 at La Patagonia Argentina - Groupon - Expires 02/03/16
Dining out is a great way to give your oven a well-deserved night off after embarrassing it by making it stare at all those naked chickens. Get out of the kitchen with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of...
Burger, Beer & BBQ Bash at Burger, Beer & BBQ Bash
$45 $91 at Burger, Beer & BBQ Bash - Living Social - Expires 06/07/13
Nothing says summer like burgers and beer -- and nothing says Miami like a killer party. Enjoy the best of both worlds with today's deal from Taste of Brickell: VIP admission to the 2nd annual Burger, Beer & BBQ Bash on Saturda...
$59 for a Contemporary American Dinner for Two at Timo's at Villa Mayfair (Up to $112 Value)
$59 $112 at Timo's at Villa Mayfair - Groupon - Expires 07/02/13
$59 for a Contemporary American Dinner for Two (Up to $112 Total Value) Two appetizers (up to a $16 value each) Two entrees (up to a $32 value each) Two desserts (up to an $8 value each) The menu includes appetizers of beef carp...
Four-Week Physician-Supervised Weight-Loss Program with Option for Meals at Genesis Total Health (Up to 85% Off)
$69 $450 at Genesis Total Health - Groupon - Expires 02/04/16
"Losing weight" and "feeling great" have rhymed ever since Congress ordered them to with the Make Life More Perfect Act of 1927. Everything fits with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a four-week physician-supervise...
Luxe Spa Day Package or 6- or 12-month myFit Fitness and Spa Membership at mySpa (Half Off)
$175 $350 at mySpa - Groupon
There are plenty of little things you can do to ward off wrinkles, such as getting a facial or refusing to laugh at your child's jokes. Take your skin seriously with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $175 for a Luxe Spa Day ...
Prix Fixe Pasta Dinner for Two or Four with Wine and Dessert at Amami Famous Italian Restaurant (Up to 52% Off)
$44 $89 at Amami Famous Italian Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 02/04/16
Boiling noodles is a great way to make a delicious pasta dish or express disdain for a kindergartner's art project. Demonstrate fine taste with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $44 for a prix fixe pasta dinner for two (up ...
$79 for an Organic-Based Keratin Hair-Straightening Treatment at Extension Dreams Salon & Spa ($200 Value)
$79 $200 at Extension Dreams Salon & Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/04/16
Aside from warming our brains and framing our faces, hair provides the only concrete evidence of the existence of wind. Treat breeze detectors right with this Groupon. $79 for an Organic-Based Keratin Hair-Straightening Treatment (...
60- or 90-Minute Massage at Awesome Chiropractic Center (60% Off)
$30 $75 at Awesome Chiropractic Center - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 fo...
Peruvian Food for Two or Four at Goyo El Pollo in Miami Beach (Half Off)
$15 $30 at Goyo El Pollo - Groupon - Expires 02/03/16
Eating authentically prepared food lets you taste the very essence of a country without chewing on its national flag. Salute global cuisine with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of Peruvian cuisine for t...
$35 for One Customized Facial at Jediva Salon & Spa ($85 Value)
$35 $85 at Jediva Salon & Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
Before battle, samurai warriors gently exfoliated and deeply cleansed their pores so they could slay foes with one sexy glance. Become an aesthetic warrior with this Groupon. $35 for One Customized Facial (an $85 Value) During a c...
$135 for a One-Hour On-Location Photo Shoot from Unique Photography & Design ($999 Value)
$135 $999 at Unique Photography & Design - Groupon - Expires 02/03/16
Photographers use fancy terms, such as "shutter speed," "metering," and "clicky metal box" that makes time be still. Let pros be pros with this Groupon. $135 for Photography Package ($999 Value) The package includes the following:...
Italian Meal for Two or Four, or Two 16-Inch Pizzas at Q’pizza Italian Restaurant (Up to 53% Off)
$23 $47.85 at Q'pizza Italian Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
People enjoy sharing pizza with their friends because the circular shape reminds them of the rings they'll exchange in that evening's Friendship Commitment Ceremony. Circle around this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $23 for an...
$49 for Tandem Parasailing with Miami Beach Ocean Watersports ($150 Value)
$49 $150 at Miami Beach Ocean Watersports - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
Oceans are the earth's final frontier, holding thousands of uncategorized species of fish and one plastic bag filled with loose doll hairs. Look down on the mysteries of the deep with this Groupon. $49 for Parasailing for Two ($150...
$15 for $30 Worth of Argentinian Cuisine at La Barra
$15 $30 at La Barra - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
A meal can bring friends closer together, much like a camping trip or a pact to never mention what happened on the camping trip ever again. Have an evening you'll never forget with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Argentinian Cui...
5 or 10 Group Kickboxing Classes, One Private Session, and Boxing Glove Rental at WMB Training Center (Up to 73% Off)
$29 $110 at WMB Training Center - Groupon - Expires 02/01/16
Martial arts are meant to be the last line of self-defense, used only after verbally warning the assailant and then clenching your fist until it glows. Power up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for five group kic...
$20 for $40 Worth of International Comfort Food at Front Porch Cafe
$20 $40 at Front Porch Cafe - Groupon - Expires 02/01/16
Going to a restaurant with a fancy menu is a great way to impress a date, who might not otherwise know you can read. Order for the table with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of International Comfort Food The dinner menu features g...
One or Three Skin-Resurfacing HydraFacials at Gables Medical Spa (Up to 73% Off)
$59 $149 at Gables Medical Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/01/16
A facial rehydrates skin that's been dried out by years of hanging out in the sun or being trapped inside a large, airtight plastic bag. Break out without breaking out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for one Hyd...
Haircut with Moroccan Oil Blowout and Optional Highlights or Touchup at Extension Dreams Salon & Spa (Up to 79% Off)
$19 $90 at Extension Dreams Salon & Spa - Groupon - Expires 01/31/16
Having a stylist cut your hair is superior to cutting it yourself because it leaves your hands free to catch falling hair and stuff it in your pockets. Hold onto your looks with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a h...
All-Inclusive Pool and Filter Cleaning at Luminous Pools
$40 $90 at Luminous Pools - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
Nothing ruins a leisurely day by the pool like having to clean it -- let these pros with more than 15 years of combined industry experience do it for you with this deal: • $40 ($90 value) for an all-inclusive pool cleaning includ...
Two or Three Hours of House Cleaning at Maids 911
$65 $130 at Maids 911 - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
In business since 2003, owner Jennifer Restrepo and her staff have been helping their clients reach a new level of clean -- and earning rave reviews. Allow them to do the same for you with this deal: • $65 ($130 value) for two ho...
Four or Eight Lipolaser Treatments at A&S Natural Massage (Up to 88% Off)
$59 $320 at A&S Natural Massage - Groupon - Expires 01/31/16
Time has eroded the world's great works of classical beauty, from the lost arms of Venus de Milo to the Sphinx's firm, masculine tongue. Get a timeless look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for four lipolaser tre...
One, Two, or Three Platelet-Rich-Plasma Treatments at Esthetique (Up to 89% Off)
$99 $750 at Esthetique - Groupon - Expires 01/31/16
Getting a facial is the most caring thing you can do for your face aside from pressing it deeply into the hands of a kindly old man. Refresh your face with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for one platelet-rich-plasma ...
French Dinner for Two or More, or Four or More at La Goulue (Up to 55% Off)
$25 $50 at La Goulue - Groupon - Expires 01/31/16
The French have given the United States many tremendous gifts, such as the Statue of Liberty and the current Statue of Liberty, which subdued the first one after lightning made it evil. Befriend an entire nation with this Groupon. ...
Window Tinting for a Two- or Four-Door Car or for an SUV at Elite Sound & Security (Up to 55% Off)
$89 $180 at Elite Sound & Security - Groupon - Expires 01/30/16
When paired with a cup of coffee and aspirin, window tinting can keep potential buyers from ever knowing a car is hung over. Block the blinding light with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for window tinting on a two-do...
One- or Two-Hour Standup Paddleboard Rental at Open Water Miami in Miami Beach (Up to 56% Off)
$12 $25 at Open Water Miami - Groupon - Expires 01/28/16
Impossible feats become possible when you're standing on a paddleboard, from gliding on water to looking cool in a vest. Turn heads with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for a one-hour standup paddleboard rental (a $2...
One or Two Months of Unlimited Boot-Camp Classes at Synergize Boot Camp in South Miami (85% Off)
$58 $394 at Synergize Boot Camp - Groupon - Expires 04/28/14
Flipping a tire end over end is both a common boot-camp exercise and a gross misunderstanding of what the wheel was meant to do. Rethink conventions with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one month of unlimited boo...
$29 for Dental Exam with Cleaning and X-rays at Center for Dental Implants of South Florida ($285 Value)
$29 $285 at Center for Dental Implants of South Florida - Groupon - Expires 04/18/14
You only get one set of adult teeth, which is why it's so important to keep them in a safe between dental visits. Unlock the secrets of oral health with this Groupon. $29 for a Dental Package ($285 Value) Exam Cleaning X-rays T...
10 or 20 Yoga Classes, or a Four-Week Beginner’s Workshop and 3 Yoga Classes at Yoga That (Up to 74% Off)
$69 $260 at Yoga That - Groupon - Expires 01/27/16
Core strength is one of the fundamental tenets of health, along with flexibility and never eating thumbtacks unless they are safely encased in wax. Sharpen your physique with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for 10 yog...
Five, Seven, or Nine Ultrasonic-Cavitation Body-Shaping Treatments at Lavernia Medi-Spa (Up to 81% Off)
$169 $900 at Lavernia Medi-Spa - Groupon
Much like mountain ranges, cellulite deposits take years to form and can stand between you and the coast. Tighten your body's topography with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for five ultrasonic-cavitation body-shaping...
One Two-Hour Painting Class from Claudia Groll ($40 Value)
$19 $40 at Claudia Groll - Groupon - Expires 01/25/16
Building a miniature ship inside a bottle is impressive, but not as impressive as forging a giant glass shell around yourself and waiting for your family to come home and find you. Do something crafty with this Groupon. $19 for a T...
Eight Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Essence Day Spa (Up to 91% Off)
$88 $680 at Essence Day Spa - Groupon - Expires 04/26/14
Unwanted body hair can make it unpleasant to go to the beach, much like the realization that everyone else there eats off the same sand as you. Walk proudly through paradise with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $88 for ei...
Three or Six DermaWave Facial Treatments at Miami Beach Plastic Surgery Center and MedSpa (Up to 91% Off)
$69 $525 at Miami Beach Plastic Surgery Center and MedSpa - Groupon - Expires 01/26/16
Your face has a nose for smelling, eyes for seeing, and a mouth for keeping all your saliva handy. Rejuvenate your face with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for three DermaWave facial treatments (a $525 value) $99 fo...
One or Three Months of Unlimited Yoga Classes at OptimalFit Pilates Studio (Up to 79% Off)
$25 $120 at OptimalFit Pilates - Groupon - Expires 04/16/14
Yoga can increase your flexibility—a crucial trait to have if you ever want to finally find out where your mail goes. Seek the truth with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for one month of unlimited yoga classes (a $...
$169 for Romantic Sightseeing Flight with Champagne for Two at ATA Flight School ($389.99 Value)
$169 $389.99 at ATA Flight School - Groupon - Expires 01/26/16
The right lighting can set the mood, whether it's the twinkle of fireflies, a full moon in a starry sky, or a glowing lava flow oozing through a downtown thoroughfare. Heat up the night skies with this Groupon. $169 for a Romantic ...
$20 For $40 Worth Of Seafood Cuisine at Captain Jims Seafood
$20 $40 at Captain Jims Seafood - Double Take Deals - Expires 06/04/13
Despite universal claims of fish being known as brain food, they do little more than swim and none have ever been recognized as holding a PhD. Fill up your book-smart belly at Captain Jim’s Seafood: with this DoubleTake Deal, you’ll...
$20 For $40 Worth Of Casual Italian Cuisine (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$20 Certificates) at Papa Piccolo's
$20 $40 at Papa Piccolo's - Double Take Deals - Expires 06/04/13
At Papa Piccolo’s, the truth is in the garlic bread! Every Italian restaurant serves garlic bread along with very similar tasting entrees and it’s nearly impossible to distinguish one restaurant’s food from another. But Papa Piccolo...
$20 For $40 Worth Of Casual Dining at Sports Grill
$20 $40 at Sports Grill - Double Take Deals - Expires 06/04/13
If you’re fanatic about football, go crazy for college basketball, get hyped for hockey, or are simply a fan of great, classic American pub fare, make Sports Grill in Sunset your first-seed pick. Travel over with this DoubleTake D...
$15 For $30 Worth Of Family Dining & Drinks at Carolina Ale House (Doral)
$15 $30 at Carolina Ale House (Doral) - Double Take Deals - Expires 06/04/13
Enjoy fun, sports, food, good beverages and community life with each visit you take to Carolina Ale House. With this DoubleTake Deal, you receive $30 worth of casual dining. Carolina Ale House has steadily grown into a regional ...
$29 for a One-Hour Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massage at Oasis Dream Spa ($70 Value)
$29 $70 at Oasis Dream Spa - Groupon - Expires 01/25/16
It can be tough to relax, between work, family, and the unrealistic nighttime demands of your horse-headed dream boss. Escape with this Groupon. $29 for a One-Hour Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massage ($70 Value) During a Swedish massag...
Basic, Premier, or Platinum Spa Package with Facial and Massage at New Image New Life Spa (Up to 65% Off)
$69.99 $155 at New Image New Life Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
A day at the spa is as relaxing as the first eight weeks living alone on a submarine. Succumb to the silence with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69.99 for a basic spa package (a $155 value) Express facial (a $50 value)...
One-Hour Golf Lesson with Option for Launch-Monitor Swing Analysis or Biomechanical Method at Miami Golf (74% Off)
$39 $150 at Miami Golf - Groupon - Expires 01/25/16
Golf is considered a gentleman's game due to its emphasis on proper etiquette, color-coordinated outfits, and the removal of all brass knuckles and inflatable billy clubs before competition. Stock up on sophisticated supplies with t...
One or Three 50-Minute Massages with Aromatherapy or Hot Stones at MassageMG (Up to 57% Off)
$129 $300 at MassageMG - Groupon
A sore back is often the result of days spent hunching over keyboards or playing catch with wet bags of flour. Get back in the game with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for one 50-minute lomi lomi massage with aromat...
$15 for $30 Worth of Kosher Italian and French Cuisine at Montefiore Cafe & Restaurant
$15 $30 at Montefiore Cafe & Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 04/14/14
Stomachs only growl when they're hungry or preparing to bite the hand that keeps tickling them. Tame the beast within with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Kosher Italian and French Dinner Cuisine The kosher menu includes ratato...
One or Three Months of Unlimited Yoga Classes at Bala Vinyasa Yoga (Up to 80% Off)
$35 $175 at Bala Vinyasa Yoga - Groupon - Expires 01/24/16
A sun salutation can help you have a stress-free morning, especially after you fail to explain daylight-saving time to the neighborhood rooster. Greet the dawn gracefully with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one ...
One or Two Months of Unlimited Beginner CrossFit Classes at CrossFit Homestead (Up to 80% Off)
$29 $120 at CrossFit Homestead - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Choose Between Two Options $29 for one month of unlimited beginner CrossFit classes (a $120 value) $49 for two months of unlimited beginner CrossFit classes (a $240 value) Members first learn the basics during CrossFit for Begin...
Haircut with Option for Highlights or Color, or Smoothing Treatment at Chicka's Hair Salon (Up to 78% Off)
$25 $80 at Chicka's Hair Salon - Groupon - Expires 01/24/16
Cultural icons often have signature hairstyles, from Little Orphan Annie's luscious red curls to the bald cap hiding Michael Jordan's luscious red curls. Find your own iconic look with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 ...
Three, Six, or Nine Radio Frequency Face-Lift Treatments at Costa Sol Medical Spa (Up to 86% Off)
$69 $330 at Costa Sol Medical Spa - Groupon - Expires 04/14/14
A symmetrical face is considered beautiful, unless both sides have identical nonfunctioning noses. Finesse your face with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for three radio frequency face-lift treatments (a $330 value) $...
One, Two, or Three Bottles of Raspberry Ketones at Dream Diet Weight Loss Centers (Up to 73% Off)
$19 $49 at Dream Diet Weight Loss Centers - Groupon - Expires 01/24/16
Losing weight on your own can be as difficult as seesawing by yourself or searching for hidden treasure without the friend that hid it from you. Get a helping hand with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for one bottle o...
One-, Three-, or Five-Visit Acupuncture Package with Acupuncture and Infrared Therapy at MiBaSo (Up to 87% Off)
$199 $1,200 at MiBaSo - Groupon - Expires 04/13/14
It doesn't take much to disrupt the body's internal energy: keeping an irregular sleep schedule, repressing anger, or squeezing an ice cube in your hand and slowly lowering your fist into a sink of hot water. Restore the balance wit...
$35 for One Month of Unlimited CrossFit-Style Boot Camp Classes at CrossFit BRX ($125 Value)
$35 $125 at CrossFit BRX - Groupon - Expires 01/21/16
Boot camp classes are where high heels and flimsy loafers go to turn into steel-toed shoes. Transform your shoes and your body with this Groupon. $35 for One Month of Unlimited CrossFit-Style Boot Camp Classes ($125 value) Differi...
Deep-Conditioning Treatment with Blow-Dry, Partial Highlights, or Cut and Blow-Dry at Portfolio Salon (Up to 71% Off)
$22 $65 at Portfolio Salon - Groupon - Expires 04/12/14
Hair will keep getting longer until someone cuts it off, much like an after-dinner lecture on the importance of following your dreams. Get the length you long for with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $22 for a blow-dry an...
$69 for One 90-Minute Memory Training and Creative Aging Class at Art Therapy Consulting and Services ($150 Value)
$69 $150 at Art Therapy Consulting and Services - Groupon - Expires 06/12/13
Einstein famously said that imagination is more important than knowledge, which is why he also famously referred to the moon as "the night sun." Train your brain with this Groupon. $69 for One 90-Minute Memory Training and Creative...
$55 for Two-Hour Art Class with Wine and Chocolate from The Artful Experience ($110 Value)
$55 $110 at The Artful Experience - Groupon - Expires 06/11/13
$55 for Two-Hour Art Class with Wine and Chocolate ($110 Value) During classes, owner Leah Guzman, along with fellow artist Amanda Alders, pairs students of all artistic levels with paints and canvases. Under the instruction of Guz...
25-Minute Massage or 30-Minute Facial for a Mother and Daughter at The Wellness Center of London Square (51% Off)
$49 $100 at The Wellness Center of London Square - Groupon - Expires 04/11/14
Massage therapists, like clay sculptors, mold their medium to smooth its texture, rid it of lumps, and prep it for a lifetime of happiness as a vessel for soup. Indulge in muscular molding with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Opti...
$59 for a Four-Week Weight-Loss Program with Five Vitamin-B12 Injections at DermatoneMiami ($345 Value)
$59 $345 at DermatoneMiami - Groupon - Expires 04/11/14
Eating healthy can raise questions such as, Are crayons a fruit or a vegetable? and How many steaks does a growing baby need? Answer culinary inquiries with this Groupon. $59 for a Four-Week Weight-Loss Program ($345 Value) The pr...
Two, Three, or Four Laser Toenail-Fungus-Removal Sessions for Both Feet at Kendall Laser Spa (Up to 79% Off)
$149.03 $598 at Kendall Laser Spa - Groupon - Expires 04/11/14
Fungi seek out warm, dark places to dwell, which is why they're commonly found lurking in shoes and within the hearts of men. Shine a light with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $149.03 for two laser toenail-fungus-removal...
$20 for $40 Worth of Cuban and Portuguese Food at Lisboa-Habana Restaurant
$20 $40 at Lisboa-Habana Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 04/09/14
Introducing a date to foreign cuisine can make you seem exotic, much like only communicating with them in the language you just invented. Be worldly with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Cuban and Portuguese Food The menu featur...
$199 for a PADI Open-Water Scuba-Certification Course with Dives from Squalo Divers ($500 Value)
$199 $500 at Squalo Divers - Groupon - Expires 01/21/16
The call of the wild is like a call from an elderly grandparent: though you can't quite make out what's being said, you feel better about yourself when you answer. Pick up nature's phone with this Groupon. $199 for a PADI Open-Wate...
Basic, Premier, or Platinum Spa Package with Facial and Massage at New Image New Life Spa (Up to 65% Off)
$69.99 $155 at New Image New Life Spa - Groupon - Expires 04/09/14
A day at the spa is as relaxing as the first eight weeks living alone on a submarine. Succumb to the silence with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69.99 for a basic spa package (a $155 value) Express facial (a $50 value)...
$10 for $20 Worth of Sushi and Japanese Cuisine for Dinner at Yukihana
$10 $20 at Yukihana - Groupon - Expires 01/19/16
In America, Japan is thought of as the birthplace of sushi and the country that kind of looks like a shrimp. Learn more about the world with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Sushi and Japanese Cuisine for Dinner The dinner menu ...
$17 for Admission for Two to Lowe Art Museum and Coral Gables Museum (Up to $34 Value)
$17 $34 at Lowe Art Museum and Coral Gables Museum - Groupon - Expires 08/17/13
Old masters rewarded observant art critics by hiding things in their paintings, such as discreet self-portraits and lewd caricatures of the queen. Redeem art history with this Groupon. $17 for a Museum Admission Package for Two Adu...
Best of the Best Reggae Concert: Ticket Package at Best of the Best Concert
$27 $54 at Best of the Best Concert - Living Social - Expires 05/25/13
Have a truly irie Memorial Day weekend when you score a spot at Best of the Best Reggae Concert, the world's biggest reggae concert. With this offer, choose from four ticket packages to this outdoor blowout held at Bayfront Park on ...
One, Two, or Three Months of Unlimited Bootcamp and Fitness Classes from Oceanfront Fitness LLC (Up to 87% Off)
$19 $99 at Oceanfront Fitness LLC - Groupon - Expires 01/18/16
A healthy mind in a healthy body is the most any of us can ask for, besides a genius mind in a 50-foot-tall robo body. Get into shape with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for one month of unlimited bootcamp and fitnes...
Six Fat-Reduction Treatments with Option for Six Skin-Tightening Treatments at Spa Entice (Up to 85% Off)
$99 $600 at Spa Entice - Groupon - Expires 01/19/16
True happiness comes from finding beauty everywhere you look, especially in mirrors. Like what you see with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for six ultracavitation fat-reduction treatments (a $600 value) $179 for six...
$89 for One-Hour Jet-Ski Rental and Two All-Day Chaise-Lounge Rentals from Miami BeachSports in Miami Beach ($190 Value)
$89 $190 at Miami BeachSports - Groupon
Until the personal watercraft was invented, mankind's only hope for summer fun involved competitive sunburning and watching flowers die. Make the outdoors great with this Groupon. $89 for One-Hour Jet-Ski Rental with Two All-Day Ch...
$29 for Brunch for Two with Bottomless Mimosas at Bistro 1902 (Up to $67.80 Value)
$29 $67.80 at Bistro 1902 - Groupon
Many American bistros differentiate themselves from their European counterparts by serving region-specific dishes and replacing waiters with Bruce Springsteen. Satisfy a hungry heart with this Groupon. $29 for Brunch for Two (Up to...
10 or 20 Kickboxing Classes from GoForItKickboxing.com (Up to 87% Off)
$24.99 $150 at GoForItKickboxing.com - Groupon
Your body has many ways of sabotaging you, from developing allergic reactions to your favorite foods to forcing you to want to bite the same stupid part of your cheek over and over again. Stand up for yourself with this Groupon. Ch...
$20 for $40 Worth of Batting-Cage Tokens at Sluggers Batting Cages
$20 $40 at Sluggers Batting Cages - Groupon
Playing baseball takes coordination, upper-body strength, and the courage to run counterclockwise even though that direction is normally only for the immoral and weak-hearted. Stride toward becoming a strong-willed American with thi...
$14 for Four $7 Vouchers Good for Burgers and More Across Four Visits at Char Hut. Four Locations Available.
$3.50 $7 at Char-Hut - Groupon
Almost as pleasurable as a restaurant's food are the little rituals that go along with it: perusing the menu, anticipating the meal, and hiding under the table and grabbing passing waiters by their ankles. Drink in the whole experie...
Intro Pilates Reformer Class with 4 or 9 Level-One Classes at Polestar Physical Therapy & Pilates Center (Up to 72% Off)
$55 $175 at Polestar Physical Therapy & Pilates Center - Groupon
In the Victorian era, people made their cores look tight by wearing corsets, which doubled as bulletproof vests during pistol duels. Strengthen your core until it's naturally impervious to bullets instead with this Groupon. Choose ...
$59 for Swedish, Hot Stone, or Bamboo Massage at Pretty Woman Doral Spa ($180 Value)
$59 $180 at Pretty Woman Doral Spa - Groupon
Massages quickly defuse tension, much like the moment when the bad cop turns out to be the good cop and the good cop turns out to be a great cop. Surrender to this Groupon. $59 for Swedish, Hot Stone, or Bamboo Massage with Lymphat...
Sightseeing Cruise for One or Two from Miami Aqua Tours (Up to 54% Off)
$13 $27 at Miami Aqua Tours - Groupon
Boat captains must master the nautical lexicon before sailing the seas to ensure that they can distinguish port, which means left, from starboard, which means launch the vessel into deep space. Count down to a sea launch with this G...
$2,400 for Complete LASIK Vision-Correction Surgery at CorrectVision Laser Institute ($5,000 Value)
$2,400 $5,000 at Correctvision Laser Institute - Groupon
When used for good, lasers can correct vision, but when used for evil, they can undermine superheroes during important PowerPoint presentations. Fight the villainy of poor eyesight with this Groupon. $2,400 for Complete LASIK Surge...
Seven Laser Hair-Removal Treatments for a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Juventus Cosmetic Center (Up to 95% Off)
$99 $2,075 at Juventus Cosmetic Center - Groupon
Lasers are high-tech alternatives to traditional hair-removal techniques such as waxing or frightening hairs with urban legends about razors that never go dull. Get with the times with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 ...
Spanish-Style Kosher Dinner on Sunday through Thursday for Two or Four at Fresko (Up to 53% Off)
$15 $30 at Fresko - Groupon
People love eating at restaurants because the food is as delicious as a home-cooked meal, but you don't have to eat at a table with your 14 strong, hungry teenage brothers. Get some eating room with this Groupon. Choose Between Two...
10 or 20 Cross-Training, Tae Bo, Kickboxing, or MMA Classes at Paladin MMA Academy in Hialeah (Up to 80% Off)
$25 $100 at Paladin MMA Academy - Groupon
Kickboxing gets you into peak physical condition, unlike box kicking, which gets you thrown out of the post office. Shape up and ship out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for 10 cross-training, Tae Bo, cardio kic...
Unlimited CrossFit Classes for Two Weeks or One or Two Months of Thump Fight Gym & Fitness Center (Up to 82% Off)
$49 $270 at Thump Fight Gym & Fitness Center - Groupon
Bodybuilders visualize lifting a weight before actually lifting it, just as businessmen visualize leading a meeting before actually riding in on a stallion. Appear majestic with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for two...
$45 for a 90-Minute Massage at Selecta Physical Therapy ($240 Value)
$45 $240 at Selecta Physical Therapy - Groupon
Massages soothe muscles sore from naps in uncomfortable chairs and long nights of aggressive rapid eye movement. Recover from relaxing with this Groupon. $45 for a 90-Minute Massage ($240 Value) Select from Swedish, sports, deep-t...
One or Three Brazilian Waxes at Wax & Tan (Up to 54% Off)
$11 $21 at Wax & Tan - Groupon
Removing excess body hair is crucial preparation for bathing-suit season, when you can only enter the ocean if the dolphins think you're one of their own. Suit up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $11 for one Brazilia...
$79 for a Coppola Keratin Hair-Smoothing Treatment at Universal Hair & Body Salon ($300 Value)
$79 $300 at Universal Hair & Body Salon - Groupon
Unlike love or nephews with healthy kidneys, frizz is something you can have too much of. Cut back with this Groupon. $79 for a Coppola Keratin Hair-Smoothing Treatment ($300 Value) The Coppola keratin treatment uses a protein-bas...
Wine-Tasting Class for Two or Four at Wine by the Bay (Up to 52% Off)
$29 $60 at Wine by the Bay - Groupon
Like hearts, wineglasses are fragile, full of goodness, and frequently broken. Live life to the brim with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a wine-tasting class for two (up to a $60 value) $60 for a wine-tasting cl...
Mediterranean Food for Two, Four or Six at Candido's Restaurant (Up to 58% Off)
$20 $40 at Candido's Restaurant - Groupon
Foodies love to spend their time trying out all kinds of restaurants, just as Sleepies like to lie on all the mattresses at the furniture store. Unleash your inner aficionado with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for $...
$20 for $40 Worth of Batting-Cage Tokens at Hitters Hangout
$20 $40 at Hitters Hangout - Groupon
Statistics help fans analyze a baseball player's career, from quantifying a hitter's batting average to measuring a right fielder's apathy. See numbers come to life with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Batting-Cage Tokens Hitte...
$45 for a Two-Hour Semiprivate Sail for One with One Portrait from Sailing on Biscayne Bay ($100 Value)
$45 $100 at Sailing on Biscayne Bay - Groupon
Sailing around the world is much easier when you learn which knots are edible and the terrible truth behind a dolphin's smile. Boost nautical knowledge with this Groupon. $45 for a Two-Hour Semiprivate Sail for One with One Portrai...
$29 for a Dental-Care Package with Cleaning, Exam, and X-rays from Dr. Martos ($375 Value)
$29 $375 at Dr. Martos - Groupon
A healthy smile is a natural way of showing affection to a potential mate or aggression to a potential meal. Let your mouth do its will with this Groupon. $29 for Dental-Care Package ($375 Total Value) Cleaning (a $130 value) Exa...
$35 for One Month of Women’s Boot-Camp Classes at F4 Boot Camp ($160 Value)
$35 $160 at F4 Boot Camp - Groupon
Boot camps push people to do more, whether it's doing one more set of bench presses or eating one more box of protein bars. Go the extra mile with this Groupon. $35 for One Month of Boot Camp Classes ($160 Value) Certified trainer...
Sushi for Two or Four at Makis Place (Up to 53% Off)
$15 $30 at Makis Place - Groupon
Seaweed is nature's duct tape--it works as well at holding together rolls of sushi as it does at quickly fixing a mermaid's broken bikini top. Keep it together with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of su...
$179 for Laser Toenail-Fungus Removal for Both Feet at North Lakeland Foot Clinic ($1,200 Value)
$179 $1,200 at North Lakeland Foot Clinic - Groupon
In science-fiction movies, bad guys use lasers to burn down national landmarks, whereas good guys use lasers to burn CDs for cool aliens. Get closer encounters with this Groupon. $179 for Laser Toenail-Fungus Removal for Both Feet ...
$15 for $30 Worth of Greek Cuisine at Poseidon Greek Restaurant & Outdoor Lounge
$15 $30 at Poseidon Greek Restaurant & Outdoor Lounge - Groupon
A rumbling stomach is the body's reminder that humans need food, much like a rumbling volcano is the earth's reminder that humans are needed as food. Sacrifice your hunger with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Greek Cuisine The ...
Portrait Packages with Three-Image CD and Prints or Gallery-Wrap at jcp portraits (Up to 83% Off)
$25 $150 at jcp portraits - Groupon
Family portraits are great for remembering special occasions, such as the arrival of a new baby or that time everyone just happened to wear the same pantsuit. Capture the moment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 fo...
One or Three HydraFacials at Dasol Med Spa (Up to 76% Off)
$45 $120 at Dasol Med Spa - Groupon
A neglected face will rebel by scowling during your wedding vows or sprouting a five o'clock shadow at precisely four. Soothe volatile visages with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for one HydraFacial (a $120 value) $...
$89 for One Month of Unlimited Yoga at Ayama Yoga and Healing Arts ($180 Value)
$89 $180 at Ayama Yoga and Healing Arts - Groupon
Practicing yoga helps you redirect the flow of your energy, just like rolling up your car windows and screaming. Find a peaceful place with this Groupon. $89 for One Month of Unlimited Yoga ($180 Value) Choose from a variety of yo...
iPhone, Laptop, and iPad Repairs at Repair 2 Fix (Up to 57% Off). Six Options Available.
$30 $65 at Repair 2 Fix - Groupon
Before the invention of the remote control, people had to stand up from the couch, walk all the way across the room, and slip Grandpa a $10 bill just to tell a different story. Upgrade your anecdotes with this Groupon. Choose from ...
$35 for a 2.5-Hour Sunset Cruise with Snacks and Drinks from Playtime Watersports ($75 Value)
$35 $75 at Playtime Watersports - Groupon
Only a sailboat can give you stylish, wind-blown hair without the expense of paying your hair dresser to blow on your head for hours. Harness nature's huffing and puffing with this Groupon. $35 for a 2.5-Hour Sunset Cruise (a $75 V...
Italian Dinner for Two, Four, or Six at Spartico Restaurant (Up to 55% Off). Six Options Available.
$49 $107.70 at Spartico Restaurant - Groupon
Pasta became a staple of Italian fare after Roman Emperor Caligula famously appointed a plate of lasagna to the Senate. Elect to eat decadently with this Groupon. Choose from Six Options $49 for an Italian dinner for two, valid S...
Two-Hour Kayak Rental or All-Day Kayak Rental with One-Hour Jet-Ski Rental at Keys Skis and Adventures (Up to 53% Off)
$85 $169 at Keys Skis and Adventures - Groupon
Herbert Hoover won America's hearts and votes when he promised a college-educated chicken in every pot and a kayak in every garage. Get a taste of the American dream with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a two-hou...
$49 for a One-Hour Group Kiteboarding Lesson from Miami Water Sports in Miami Beach ($99 Value)
$49 $99 at Miami Water Sports - Groupon
Ancient Greeks celebrated sports such as gymnastics, wrestling, and running around wildly with an open flame. Honor athletic history safely with this Groupon. $49 for a One-Hour Group Kiteboarding Lesson (a $99 value) Each lesson ...
$25 for $50 Worth of Bowling and Shoe Rental at Strike Miami
$25 $50 at Strike Miami - Groupon
$25 for $50 Worth of Bowling and Shoe Rental Guests at Strike Miami can rent shoes (up to $4) and bowl any day of the week (up to $6.95 per person per game). Prices are subject to change, and vary based on day of the week. Strike...
Digitization of 500 or 1,000 Photos at DittoBee Photo Scanning (Up to 61% Off)
$69 $179 at DittoBee Photo Scanning - Groupon
Photographs preserve family moments that might otherwise be forgotten, like the day Grandpa wiped everyone's memory with a spy drug. Bring precious records to the digital age with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for ...
$20 for $40 Worth of Wine and French Cuisine at Gusto Bistro
$20 $40 at Gusto Bistro - Groupon
Wine is an essential component of an elegant meal, alongside silk tablecloths and a server named Sir Anthony Hopkins. Taste good taste with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Wine and French Cuisine The menu includes entrees such ...
One or Three Foot-and-Body Reflexology Massages with 15-Minute Chair Massages at Massage Haven (Up to 59% Off)
$22 $45 at Massage Haven - Groupon
Getting a massage is a fun, relaxing, and easy way to have something in common with history's most despotically lavish kings. Get the royal treatment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for one 30-minute foot-and-bo...
$35 for a 10-Step Facial at Radiance Beauty Lounge (Up to $135 Value)
$35 $135 at Radiance Beauty Lounge - Groupon
Although your body is a temple, covering yourself in bits of stained glass and swallowing thousands of candles has yet to be proved an effective beautification method. Shine up your shrine with this Groupon. $35 for a 10-Step Facia...
Morning Snorkeling Trip with Gear Rentals for One or Two from Reef Roamer and Quicksilver Catamarans (Up to Half Off)
$17 $33 at Reef Roamer and Quicksilver Catamarans - Groupon
Somewhere far below sea level, the most fashionable critters in the subsurface world are gracefully strutting their stuff in form-fitting wetsuits with foot-flattering flippers. Grace the coveted underwater runways of exploration wi...
One or Three IPL Photofacials at Esthetique (Up to 87% Off)
$39 $250 at Esthetique - Groupon
Human beings instinctively put their own likenesses everywhere: pumpkins, mountainsides, and text messages to Kevin. Illuminate the original emoticon with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one IPL photofacial (a $2...
Spa Day with Valet Parking and Champagne at Jurlique Spa at the Mayfair Hotel (Up to 55% Off). Two Options Available.
$95 $212 at Jurlique Spa at the Mayfair Hotel - Groupon
Spending a day at a spa is a tranquil experience surpassed only by swimming in a pool filled with mashed potatoes or having a hand model slap you to sleep. Feel the softer side with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $95 for ...
Two-Hour Glass-Bottomed-Boat Cruise for Two or Four on the "Key Largo Princess" (Up to 54% Off)
$55 $120 at Key Largo Princess - Groupon
Bodies of water are frequent metaphors in poetry due to their unfathomable depths, unknowable sprawl, and unattainable porpoises. Set sail into the enigma with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for a glass-bottomed-boat...
One, Three, or Five Microdermabrasions at Hemi Day Spa (Up to 77% Off)
$39 $127 at Hemi Day Spa - Groupon
To determine a tree's age you have to saw it in half, but that's not necessary with people, since most of them will just tell you before it comes to that. Keep your age a secret with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 fo...
Permanent Makeup for Upper or Lower Eyelids or Both Eyebrows at Image Maker Medical Aesthetics (Up to 61% Off)
$99 $250 at Image Maker Medical Aesthetics - Groupon
Permanent makeup stays in place even after crying at a wedding or dunking your face in the punch bowl. Keep it together with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for permanent makeup for the upper or lower eyelids (a $150...
$25 for $50 Worth of Dry Cleaning at Klinit Cleaners
$25 $50 at Klinit Cleaners - Groupon
The dry cleaner is a staple of every neighborhood, like a corner store or an angry old man. Clean up with this Groupon. $25 for $50 Worth of Dry Cleaning Klinit Cleaners dry-cleans garments including two-piece suits ($10.25), dres...
$99 for Six Lipo-Cavitation Treatments with Lymphatic Massage at Massage Haven ($354 Value)
$99 $354 at Massage Haven - Groupon
Getting a massage is a fun, relaxing, and easy way to have something in common with history's most despotically lavish kings. Get the royal treatment with this Groupon. $99 for Six Lipo-Cavitation Treatments with Lymphatic Massage ...
One or Three Microdermabrasion Treatments with Facials at Dr. Shapiro's Tribeca Medaesthetics (Up to 74% Off)
$49 $150 at Dr. Shapiro's Tribeca Medaesthetics - Groupon
A beautiful face can help you attract romance, much like wandering through the streets with an armful of baguettes. Catch someone's eye with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for one microdermabrasion with a facial inc...
Four or Eight LipoLaser Treatments at Anti Aging Med Spa (Up to 70% Off)
$99 $320 at Anti Aging Med Spa - Groupon
Losing weight can be life altering, especially when you consider that your dog may no longer recognize and love you. Become a new you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for four LipoLaser treatments (a $320 value)Â...
$2,799 for a Complete Invisalign Treatment with Whitening at Gables Smile Dental (Up to $5,955 Value)
$2,799 $5,955 at Gables Smile Dental - Groupon
Wearing braces improves teeth, much like trapping a mime in an actual box improves their performances. Straighten up with this Groupon. $2,799 for a Complete Invisalign Treatment with Whitening (Up to $5,955 Value) Invisalign stra...
$29.99 for a Haircut, Style, and Blow-Dry at Safar (Up to $75 Value)
$29.99 $75 at Safar - Groupon
Hair protects your head from sunburn on hot summer days and your most valuable ideas from being stolen by coworkers. Keep knowledge armor in proper condition with this Groupon. $29.99 for a Haircut, Style, and Blow-Dry (Up to $75 V...
$39 for a Dental Checkup with Exam, X-rays, and Cleaning at Dental American Group ($230 Value)
$39 $230 at Dental American Group - Groupon
A winning smile charms irritable librarians, stern highway-patrol officers, and reactionary judges with their big, fancy ideas about driving through the library. Rev up your smile with this Groupon. $39 for a Dental Exam, X-rays, a...
Three Hot Lunches or $15 for $30 Worth of Gourmet Food and Groceries at Gardner's Market
$15 $30 at Gardner's Market - Groupon
Lunch is important because it tides over appetites until dinner and gives poets another word to rhyme with "munch." Enjoy the art of eating with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of gourmet food and groce...
$49 for an Eye Exam and $100 Toward Glasses at Espaillat Vision Network, Pllc ($200 Value)
$49 $200 at Espaillat Vision Network, Pllc - Groupon
The most coveted level of vision is 20/20, which means you can correctly identify 20 out of 20 swear words on the optometrist's eye chart. Focus on what matters with this Groupon. $49 for an Eye Exam and $100 Toward Glasses ($200 V...
Haircut and Repair Treatment with Optional Highlights, or Keratin Treatment at Mimi’s Hair Studio & Spa (Up to 64% Off)
$25 $70 at Mimi's Hair Studio & Spa - Groupon
Sometimes things require a fresh coat of paint—figuratively, for those seeking a new look at the salon, or literally, for blacking out the nursery walls after your baby is unexpectedly born goth. Get an alternative look with this ...
$99 for Six VelaShape Cellulite-Reduction Treatments at Esthetique ($1,494 Value)
$99 $1,494 at Esthetique - Groupon
A healthy body requires occasional help to stay in shape, either from taking a multivitamin or willing yourself to grow a third little baby lung. Give your body a bonus with this Groupon. $99 for Six VelaShape Cellulite-Reduction T...
$9.99 for Inflatable Fun-House Open Play for Two Kids at Jump A Roos Inflatable Play & Party Center ($19.98 Value)
$9.99 $19.98 at Jump A Roos Inflatable Play & Party Center - Groupon
Playtime gives children a welcome respite from the daily grind of selling life insurance to their action figures. Help your little nine-to-fivers let their hair down with this Groupon. $9.99 for Admission for Two Kids to Open Play ...
$99 for a Keratin Treatment with Shampoo and Conditioner at Xtasis Beauty & Hair Extension Center Miami ($200 Value)
$99 $200 at Xtasis Beauty & Hair Extension Center Miami - Groupon
Professional keratin treatments are the closest we've ever gotten to the unparalleled majesty of the glorious Irish setter. Stay silky with this Groupon. $99 for a Keratin Treatment with Shampoo and Take-Home Conditioner ($200 Valu...
$17 for Five $7 Vouchers for Burgers and All-American Classics at CG Burgers ($35 Value)
$3.40 $7 at CG Burgers - Groupon
A delicious meal leaves you feeling satisfied, like finishing a jigsaw puzzle or making a cool new jigsaw puzzle out of your parents' wedding album. Fill the empty place with this Groupon. $17 for Five $7 Vouchers for Burgers and A...
$45 for Two Blowouts at 1160 Hair ($120 Value)
$45 $120 at 1160 Hair - Groupon
When people feel "relaxed," they're actually feeling the sensation of the back cortex of the brain transmitting serotonin to the frontal cortex through a mild sedative, or they've been hit by a tranquilizer dart. Get calm while some...
Cuban Cuisine and Drinks for Two or Four at Bongos Cuban Café (Half Off)
$20 $40 at Bongos Cuban Café - Groupon
Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of Cuban cuisine and drinks for two $35 for $70 worth of Cuban cuisine and drinks for four The menu includes Vaca Frita ($16); Cuban Lechon Asado ($16); and Zarzuela de Mariscos which...
$20 for $40 Worth of Contemporary American Fare and Drinks at Deco Blue Restaurant & Bar in Miami Beach
$20 $40 at Deco Blue Restaurant & Bar - Groupon
Fine-dining establishments give you options, such as “soup or salad?†and “silver platter or wax-paper-lined top hat?†Celebrate good taste with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth Contemporary American Fare and Drinks The men...
Facial and Massage with Reflexology or Microdermabrasion at KMC Rehabilitation & Aesthetic Center (Up to 73% Off)
$69 $205 at KMC Rehabilitation & Aesthetic Center - Groupon
A facial can help you look like your old self, much like squeezing into your childhood overalls and showing up on your old kindergarten teacher's doorstep asking for juice. Recapture youth with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Opti...
3-, 6-, or 12-Month Women’s Gym Membership with a Personal-Training Session at Lady of America (Up to 74% Off)
$59 $230 at Lady of America - Groupon
A fun way to mix things up when signing up for a gym membership is to tell them your name is "Jim Membership." Everyone will laugh and then enjoy exercise with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for a 3-month women’s g...
$69 for a Tandem Hang-Gliding Flight Package from Miami Hang Gliding at The Florida Ridge Air Sports Park ($184 Value)
$69 $184 at Miami Hang Gliding - Groupon
Hang-gliding is one of the only feasible ways man can fly or escape a rogue agent's exploding volcano fortress in time to report back to CIA headquarters. Make your escape with this Groupon. $69 for a Tandem Hang-Gliding Flight ($1...
$69 for a Tandem Hang-Gliding Flight Package from Miami Hang Gliding at The Florida Ridge Air Sports Park ($184 Value)
$69 $184 at Miami Hang Gliding - Groupon
Hang-gliding is one of the only feasible ways man can fly or escape a rogue agent's exploding volcano fortress in time to report back to CIA headquarters. Make your escape with this Groupon. $69 for a Tandem Hang-Gliding Flight ($1...
$35 for a Get Your Fixx Facial and Choice of Enhancement at Beauty Fixx ($105 Value)
$35 $105 at Beauty Fixx - Groupon
Beautiful faces are the only faces that get a chance to appear on magazine covers or in movies where high school seems fun. Get starlet fever with this Groupon. $35 for a Get Your Fixx Facial and Choice of Enhancement ($105 Value) ...
$39 for One-Hour Boudoir Photo Shoot with One Print and 50 Images on CD at Charlie's Angels Photography ($300 Value)
$39 $300 at Charlie's Angels Photography - Groupon
Before cameras, people seeking to leave a legacy could only hope to secure their place in future textbooks by poisoning the emperor. Avoid being a mere footnote with this Groupon. $39 for a Boudoir Photo-Shoot Package ($300 Value) ...
$85 for Keratin Hair-Smoothing Treatment at Blue Salon and Spa ($250 Value)
$85 $250 at Blue Salon and Spa - Groupon
Smoothing out your hair in the morning is a hassle, typically involving haranguing it with a straightening iron or running it through the fingers of a jazz pianist. Simplify your routine with this Groupon. $85 for a Keratin Treatme...
Complete or Super-Clean Wash Package or Auto-Spa Supreme Detailing Package at ProntoWash (Up to 52% Off)
$12 $25 at ProntoWash - Groupon
Slow motion adds dramatic effect to a scene, which explains why so many action heroes exit car washes completely soaked from trying to roll up their windows. Prepare for a climactic car cleansing with this Groupon. Choose from Thre...
Gourmet Comfort Food for Dinner for Two, Four, or Six at Morgan's Restaurant (Up to 55% Off)
$45 $93 at Morgan's Restaurant - Groupon
Taking loved ones on dinner dates makes them feel special, much like hiring a loud person to shout their names on the sidewalk. Make your sweetheart swoon with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for dinner for two with o...
Haircut with Optional Conditioning Treatment and Root Touchup at The Glam Spot (Up to 64% Off)
$20 $55 at The Glam Spot - Groupon
A hairdo is one of the first things you notice about other people, unless they're bald or on fire. Attract attention with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for a haircut from a high-level stylist (a $55 value) $30 for a...
Regular Manicure and Pedicure or Shellac Manicure with Regular Pedicure at Esthetique (Up to 51% Off)
$15 $30 at Esthetique - Groupon
Your nails are the first thing somebody notices when you reach out from under their bed to hand them a glass of water. Make a good impression with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for a regular manicure and pedicure (...
60-Minute Massage and Optional Vitamin C or Pore-Cleansing Facial at The Wellness Center of London Square(Up to 56% Off)
$79 $178 at The Wellness Center of London Square - Groupon
Massage therapists, like clay sculptors, mold their medium to smooth its texture, rid it of lumps, and prep it for a lifetime of happiness as a vessel for soup. Indulge in muscular molding with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Opti...
Cuban Food and Drinks for Two or Four at Bongos Cuban Café (Half Off)
$20 $40 at Bongos Cuban Café - Groupon
Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of Cuban food and drinks for two, valid Tuesday–Thursday and Sunday $35 for $70 worth of Cuban food and drinks for four, valid Tuesday–Thursday and Sunday Dishes from the restaura...
$59 for an Oil-Change, Tire Rotation and Wheel Alignment at Perez Auto Works ($127.08 Value)
$59 $127.08 at Perez Auto Works - Groupon
An oil change can keep your engine running smoothly for exciting road trips to destinations such as Uncle Tourism's Reptile Egg-atorium or Canada. Get moving with this Groupon. $59 for an Automotive Package ($127.08 Value) The pac...
5, 10, or 15 Pilates, Yoga, Zumba, and Spinning Classes at 360 Energy in Motion (Up to 67% Off)
$35 $100 at 360 Energy in Motion - Groupon
Core strength is one of the fundamental tenets of health, alongside flexibility and never eating thumbtacks unless they are safely encased in wax. Sharpen your physique with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for 5 fitne...
Standard or Spa Mani-Pedi at Matisse Hair (Up to 51% Off)
$21 $42 at Matisse Hair - Groupon
It's important to keep your nails in good shape, just in case you ever need to claw your way out of a malfunctioning birthday cake at a surprise party. Stay sharp with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $21 for a standard m...
One Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massages with Optional Platinum Facial or Three Massages At Miami MD Spa (Up to 63% Off)
$39 $90 at Miami MD Spa - Groupon
Massage is a safer way to work out knots than lying on the floor of your car and working the pedals with your hands to drive over speed bumps. Slow down stress with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one 60-minute ma...
8 or 16 Ultrasonic-Cavitation Treatments at Medi Trim (Up to 95% Off)
$139 $2,160 at Medi Trim - Groupon
Most med spas know how to remove fat without accidentally uncovering your creepy skeleton. Take a little off the top with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $139 for 8 ultrasonic-cavitation treatments (up to a $2,160 value)...
$35 for a Basic Glow Facial and Microdermabrasion with a Skin Analysis at MPR Institute ($105 Value)
$35 $105 at MPR Institute - Groupon
When skin gets dry in cold weather, it flakes off like a snowflake—which would be beautiful if it weren't a dead part of you. Get a flurry of compliments with this Groupon. $35 for a Basic Glow Facial Package ($105 Value) Skin ...
One or Two Months of Unlimited Boot-Camp Classes at Animus CrossFit/Corporal CrossFit (Up to 78% Off)
$35 $150 at Animus CrossFit/Bootcamp - Groupon
Calories are like autumn leaves—it's best to burn more than you eat. Get fired up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one month of unlimited boot-camp classes (a $150 value) $65 for two months of unlimited boo...
Four-Week Physician-Supervised Weight-Loss Program with Option for Meals at Genesis Total Health (Up to 66% Off)
$69 $200 at Genesis Total Health - Groupon
"Losing weight" and "feeling great" have rhymed ever since Congress ordered them to with the Make Life More Perfect Act of 1927. Everything fits with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a four-week physician-supervise...
Eyelash Extensions with Optional Fill at Xtreme Medical Spa (Up to 78% Off)
$69 $320 at Xtreme Medical Spa - Groupon
Eyelash extensions give eyes a glamorous look, much like wearing designer frames or contact lenses made of mink fur. Get a stylish look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for an eyelash extensions and fill package (...
One or Two Fraxel Laser Skin-Resurfacing Treatments at PascualMD (Up to 76% Off)
$199 $800 at Pascual MD Med Spa - Groupon
Time has eroded the world's great works of classical beauty, from the lost arms of Venus de Milo to the Sphinx's firm, masculine tongue. Get a timeless look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for one Fraxel laser ...
Steak-House and Seafood Dinner for Two, Four, or Six at Holleman's Restaurant (Up to 63% Off)
$32 $73.80 at Holleman's Restaurant - Groupon
Stomachs only growl when they're hungry or preparing to bite the hand that keeps tickling them. Tame the beast within with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $32 for a steak-house and seafood dinner for two (up to a $73.80 to...
Tumescent Liposuction for One, Two, Three, or Four Areas at American Beauty Solution (Up to 60% Off)
$999 $2,200 at American Beauty Solution - Groupon
Smooth skin gives you an untouched canvas to stick latex wounds on so that you can leave work early. Alter your appearance with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $999 for a tumescent liposuction treatment for one area (up to...
Two-Hour Photo-Shoot Packages with Retouched Images on CD at Image 1st LLC (Up to 90% Off). Four Options Available.
$10 $99 at Image 1st LLC - Groupon
Sitting for a photo was once a long and arduous process, as evidenced by the unkempt facial hair grown by our earliest presidents during their portrait sessions. Capture a clean image with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $...
Two-Visit Chiropractic Package or 60-Minute Massage at Silver Chiropractic Centre (Up to 91% Off)
$39.99 $425 at Silver Chiropractic Centre - Groupon
Tension is often held in the shoulders, especially among those who are trying to blend in with society by binding their beautiful wings. Soar away from stress with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39.99 for a two-visit ch...
Upscale Indian Dinner or Lunch for Two, Four, or Six at Mint Leaf (Up to 64% Off)
$35 $78.60 at Mint Leaf - Groupon
Though India and Indiana are roughly the same word, their culinary offerings are worlds apart. Find out the difference two letters make with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for dinner or lunch for two (up to a $78.60 v...
Mani-Pedi and Foot Massage, 60-Minute Swedish Massage, or European Facial at 1160 Hair (Half Off)
$45 $90 at 1160 Hair - Groupon
When people feel "relaxed," they're actually feeling the sensation of the back cortex of the brain transmitting serotonin to the frontal cortex through a mild sedative, or they've been hit by a tranquilizer dart. Get calm with this ...
LipoSculpting Treatments at Esthetique (Up to 96% Off). Two Options Available.
$149 $4,200 at Esthetique - Groupon
Before being discovered by med spas, lasers were used exclusively for slicing turkeys during space Thanksgiving. Give thanks for lasers with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for 6 LipoSculpting treatments for one area...
$29 for Dental Exam with X-rays and Cleaning from Dr. Marco Contreras, DDS, PA ($350 Value). Two Locations Available.
$29 $350 at Dr. Marco A. Contreras, DDS, PA - Groupon
Though steel teeth may be less likely to develop cavities, they make terrible sounds all the time. Nurture your grill with this Groupon. $29 for a Dental-Cleaning Package ($350 Total Value) Dental exam (a $120 value) X-rays (an $...
$89 for a Microlaser Peel at EuroSpa Médica ($500 Value)
$89 $500 at EuroSpa Médica - Groupon
Faces, like ice rinks, begin smooth but eventually need resurfacing due to aging and hosting children's birthday parties. Smooth countenances with this Groupon. $89 for a Microlaser Peel ($500 Value) Each microlaser peel begins wh...
Haircut Package with Style and Optional Partial Highlights at Exquisite Salon & Spa (Up to 81% Off)
$25 $90 at Exquisite Salon & Spa - Groupon
Getting a haircut makes you feel like a new person, just like parking in your coworker's spot and calling him by your name when he inquires about it. Reinvent yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a hairc...
Spa Package or Two Mystic Tan Spray Tans at Planet Beach Contempo Spa (Up to 92% Off)
$29 $351 at Planet Beach Contempo Spa - Groupon
Spa treatments are a great way to escape into your own little world, just like sticking your head inside a desk globe. Shut out stress with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a spa package (a $351 total value) Thre...
One, Two, or Six Chemical Peels with Microdermabrasion at Derma Beauty Medical Spa (Up to 94% Off)
$29 $270 at Derma Beauty Medical Spa - Groupon
Microdermabrasion takes a gentle approach to softening faces, unlike taking a hair dryer to a smug-looking snowman. Smooth things over with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for one chemical peel and microdermabrasion ...
$35 for Four Weeks of Boot-Camp Classes at Miami's Top Fitness ($150 Value)
$35 $150 at Miami's Top Fitness - Groupon
Before fitness instructors can holler motivational maxims at their students, they must first graduate from a premier hollering academy and serve two years in the Scream Corps. Get motivated with this Groupon. $35 for Four Weeks of ...
One or Three 60-Minute Massages at Mid Beach Chiropractic (Up to 60% Off)
$29 $70 at Mid Beach Chiropractic - Groupon
Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else's table. Let loose with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one 60-minute massage (a $70 value) $85...
Half-Day Spa Package with Haircut and Facial, Mani-Pedi, or One-Hour Swedish Massage at Tiano Salon Spa (Up to 57% Off)
$99 $199 at Tiano Salon Spa - Groupon
A day at the spa is a great way to reward yourself, much like presenting yourself with a check for $1,000 worth of self-hugs (one). Thank you with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for a half-day spa package (a $199 valu...
Massage with Optional Hyperbaric-Chamber Session, or Three Hyperbaric-Chamber Sessions at Bonsai MedSpa (Up to 67% Off)
$39 $80 at Bonsai MedSpa - Groupon
Massages can offset the effects of slouching in a chair all day or writhing under demonic possession all night. Get help with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one 60-minute massage (an $80 value) $69 for one 60-min...
4 or 10 Kickboxing Classes with Personal-Training Session and Boxing Gloves at iLoveKickboxing.com (Up to 74% Off)
$50 $195 at iLoveKickboxing.com - Groupon
Kickboxing is gaining popularity because of its high-energy sessions, full-body workout, and the rising threat of prizefighter-kangaroo encounters. Prepare your body for physical feats and marsupial feet with this Groupon. Choose B...
One, Two, or Three Diamond Dermabrasion Treatments at Blue Salon and Spa (Up to 65% Off)
$35 $90 at Blue Salon and Spa - Groupon
Choose from Three Options $35 for one diamond dermabrasion treatment (a $90 value) $59 for two diamond dermabrasion treatments (a $170 value) $85 for three diamond dermabrasion treatments (a $210 value)
$99 for a Keratin Treatment at Armin Salon & Spa ($300 Value)
$99 $300 at Armin Salon-Spa - Groupon
Like lawns, hairdos require regular trimming and a few strategically placed plastic flamingos to enhance their beauty. Maintain your mane with this Groupon. $99 for a Keratin Treatment ($300 Value) The specialized keratin treatmen...
$24 for a Dental Package with X-rays, Exam, and Cleaning at Florida City Dental ($245 Value)
$24 $245 at Florida City Dental - Groupon
Taking care of your teeth can seem like a chore, but it's nothing compared to flossing the scuba divers out of a whale's baleen. Get a deep cleaning with this Groupon. $24 for a Dental Package ($245 Total Value) X-rays (a $75 val...
1, 5, or 10 Radio-Frequency Skin-Tightening Treatments at DermatoneMiami (Up to 88% Off)
$29 $187 at DermatoneMiami - Groupon
You can learn a lot about people by looking at their faces, such as how they feel about your jokes or whether they have a face, too. Refresh your visage with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for 1 radio-frequency skin-...
Gourmet Italian Food and Drinks at Focaccia Bistro (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$15 $30 at Focaccia Bistro - Groupon
One of the great simple pleasures of traveling abroad is stumbling upon a restaurant frequented by locals, followed closely by bathing in gelato and loudly explaining why everything in America is better. Replicate that feeling with ...
Four-Week Weight-Loss Plan with Nutrition Counseling and 15 or 25 Vitamin B12 Injections at Miami MD Spa (Up to 90% Off)
$69 $675 at Miami MD Spa - Groupon
It takes more to lose weight than swearing off escalators or swearing at burgers until they quit hanging out in your mouth. Shape up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a four-week weight-loss plan (a $675 total ...
$99 for In-Office Zoom! Teeth-Whitening Treatment at Pablo J Fonseca DDS PA ($399 Value)
$99 $399 at Pablo J Fonseca DDS PA - Groupon
The perfect human would have sparkling-white teeth, minty-fresh breath, and can openers for hands. Get as close to perfection as possible with this Groupon. $99 for a Zoom! In-Office Teeth-Whitening Treatment (a $399 value) The in...
Women's Haircut with Oil Treatment and Optional Partial or Full Highlights or Color at Matisse Hair (Up to 77% Off)
$29 $125 at Matisse Hair - Groupon
Hairstylists know many tricks of the trade, from how to tame cowlicks to what type of barbicide pairs well with fish. Be a cut above with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a women's haircut with revitalizing oil tre...
One or Three Oxygen Facials at Brickell Cosmetic Center & Spa (Up to 67% Off)
$49 $100 at Brickell Cosmetic Center & Spa - Groupon
Father Time wears on the faces of all people, especially those who challenge him on the amateur boxing circuit. Undo the uppercuts of age with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for one oxygen facial (a $100 value) $99 ...
$20 for One Month of Classes with Nutrition Guide and Worksheets at South Florida Fitness Boot Camp ($411 Value)
$20 $411 at South Florida Fitness Boot Camp - Groupon
Before fitness instructors can holler motivational maxims at their students, they must first graduate from a premier hollering academy and serve two years in the Scream Corps. Get motivated with this Groupon. $20 for One Month of B...
Two-Day Bus Tour for One or Two with Option for Boat Tour from CitySightSeeing Miami (Up to 57% Off)
$19 $39 at CitySightSeeing Miami - Groupon
Bus tours help groups see the sights without paying extra for multiple taxis or challenging the capacity limits of a clown taxi. Give yourself some elbow room with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $19 for a two-day city bu...
$29 for One 1-Hour Relaxation Massage at a Certified Clinic from OolaMoola (Up to $90 Value)
$29 $90 at OolaMoola - Groupon
Giving yourself a massage, like throwing yourself a surprise birthday party or asking for your own hand in marriage, is a surefire disappointment. Leave kneading to the knowledgeable with this Groupon. $29 for One 1-Hour Relaxation...
Two, Four, or Six Laser Spider-Vein-Removal Treatments at Miracle Laser & Skin Care Institute (Up to 93% Off)
$99 $1,000 at Miracle Laser & Skin Care Institute - Groupon
Like the robotics laboratory your parents assembled you in, veins were never meant for you to see. Conceal your components with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for two laser spider-vein-removal treatments (a $1,000 va...
$7.50 for a Hamburger Meal for Two with French Fries at Top Burger ($14.96 Value)
$7.50 $14.96 at Top Burger - Groupon
The hamburger is a classic customizable meal--you can choose your toppings, your condiments, and the human name you assign it before eating it. Bite into Barry J. Burgerton with this Groupon. $7.50 for a Hamburger Meal for Two ($14...
Tapas for Two or Four at Uvas Restaurant (Up to 59% Off)
$32 $72 at Uvas Restaurant - Groupon
In tapas-style dining, you share small plates with fellow diners, unlike family-style dining, in which you share a giant spoon with your brothers. Dine in good company with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $32 for 8 tapas...
$26 for Coconut Grove Ghost Tour for Two from Ghost Tours Miami ($52 Value)
$26 $52 at Ghost Tours Miami - Groupon
Ghost tours take you to a city's scariest locations, such as abandoned houses that are said to be haunted or regular houses that are full of strangers. Experience the unknown with this Groupon. $26 for a Coconut Grove Ghost Tour fo...
$25 for a Two-Hour Cast Away the Day Champagne Sunset Cruise for One from Tropical Sailing ($50 Value)
$25 $50 at Tropical Sailing - Groupon
Boat captains must master nautical lexicon before sailing the seas to ensure that they can distinguish port, which means left, from starboard, which means launch the vessel into deep space. Count down to a sea launch with this Group...
$20 for Spa Mani-Pedi at VIP Lao Nails ($47 Value)
$20 $47 at VIP Lao Nails - Groupon
Fingers and toes are like good friends—they're always there for you and only the coolest people have more than 20. Count your blessings with this Groupon. $20 for a Spa Mani-Pedi ($47 Value) Nail technicians beautify and pamper ...
One or Two Mani-Pedis at New Hair Concept (Up to 56% Off)
$20 $40 at New Hair Concept - Groupon
Manicures keep people from shamefully hiding their unkempt hands in pockets, mittens, or two wedding cakes. Keep your hands held high with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for one mani-pedi (a $40 value) $35 for two m...
$2,250 for Liposuction on Six Body Areas at Venus Cosmetic Institute ($4,500 Value)
$2,250 $4,500 at Venus Cosmetic Institute - Groupon
Like fine marble statues, human bodies must be maintained in order to keep their north sides from growing mossy and their forearms from falling off. Stay chiseled with this Groupon. $2,250 for Liposuction on Six Areas ($4,500 Value...
$10 for $20 Worth of Italian, American, and Mediterranean Cuisine at Empire Lounge & Pizzeria
$10 $20 at Empire Lounge & Pizzeria - Groupon
A large pizza is the perfect meal for a family to enjoy together, but is more often a meal for one man to enjoy alone. You're not alone when you're with pizza with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Italian, American, and Mediterra...
Cuban Food at Palomilla Grill (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$15 $30 at Palomilla Grill - Groupon
It's hard to focus when you're hungry, which is why most teens take their driving tests while eating a ham. Fill up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of Cuban food $30 for $60 worth of Cuban food T...
Four or Eight LipoCell Body-Contouring Treatments at Anti Aging Med Spa (Up to 73% Off)
$199 $720 at Anti Aging Med Spa - Groupon
Losing weight can be life altering, especially when you consider that your dog may no longer recognize and love you. Become a new you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for four LipoCell body-contouring treatments...
$24 for X-rays, an Exam, and a Dental Cleaning from Dr. Cecilia M. Rey D.D.S. ($240 Value)
$24 $240 at Dr. Cecilia M. Rey D.D.S - Groupon
It's important to take care of your teeth so you can chew for your whole life and so that your skeleton doesn't look all malnourished. Make a lasting impression with this Groupon. $24 for X-rays, an Exam, and a Dental Cleaning ($24...
5 or 10 Pilates Mat Classes or 5 Pilates Reformer Classes at South Miami Physical Therapy & Pilates (Up to 71% Off)
$39 $100 at South Miami Physical Therapy & Pilates - Groupon
Pilates combines mental toughness with physical strength, much like solving a Sudoku puzzle engraved in stone. Train mind and body alike with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for 5 Pilates mat classes (a $100 value) $5...
One, Two or Three Tattoo-Removal Treatments at Tribeca Medaesthetics (Up to 78% Off)
$45 $180 at Tribeca Medaesthetics - Groupon
People have all kinds of reasons for wanting to remove their tattoos--the end of a relationship, the start of a new job, or a sudden indifference toward skeletons on flaming motorcycles with dice for eyes and roses for the dots on t...
$169 for Romantic Sightseeing Flight with Champagne for Two at ATA Flight School ($389.99 Value)
$169 $389.99 at ATA Flight School - Groupon
The right lighting can set the mood, whether it's the twinkle of fireflies, a full moon in a starry sky, or a glowing lava flow oozing through a downtown thoroughfare. Heat up the night skies with this Groupon. $169 for a Romantic ...
5, 10, or 20 Kettlebell Classes at CrossFit4U (Up to 89% Off)
$25 $100 at CrossFit4U - Groupon
Whereas human fitness originated by running long distances to avoid being eaten, it now dictates that we run in place to avoid eating. Survive with the fittest thanks to this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for 5 kettlebel...
One or Two Months of Unloaded CrossFit Classes at Iron Temple CrossFit (Up to 84% Off)
$29 $150 at Iron Temple Crossfit - Groupon
A trainer yelling encouragement can help you run faster, like wearing a new pair of sneakers or being chased by a man made of knives. Get moving with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one month of Unloaded CrossFit...
$109 for a Coppola Keratin Smoothing Treatment at Isabella Salon & Spa ($350 Value)
$109 $350 at Isabella Salon & Spa - Groupon
Like the ocean, hair can be smooth one day, wavy the next, and sometimes needs to be cleansed of its oily surface. Get your unfathomable tresses under control with this Groupon. $109 for a Coppola Keratin Smoothing Treatment ($350 ...
iSlim Lipo Contouring Laser Treatments on One, Three, or Six Areas at Slim Body Wellness Center of Doral (Up to 90% Off)
$69 $395 at Slim Body Wellness Center of Doral - Groupon
It’s healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it’s healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for iSlim Lip...
5 or 10 Yoga Classes at Clean Start Total Body Cleansing (Up to 60% Off)
$29 $72 at Clean Start Total Body Cleansing - Groupon
Yoga can increase your flexibility--a crucial trait to have if you ever want to finally find out where your mail goes. Seek the truth with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 5 yoga classes (a $72 value) $59 for 10 y...
Cut and Moisturizing, Keratin Treatment, or One or Two Highlights Packages at Daisy Nails & Hair Salon (Up to 78% Off)
$39 $129 at Daisy Nails & Hair Salon - Groupon
Hair never stops growing, like fingernails or a distrust of the public-library system. Cut it off with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $25 for a haircut and moisturizing treatment (a $114 value) $49 for a haircut and kerat...
Latin Fusion Cuisine for Two or Four at 530 Ocean's Grill (60% Off)
$10 $25 at 530 Ocean's Grill - Groupon
It's easy to get stuck in the same old mealtime routine, especially if you’re in prison. Taste freedom with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $25 worth of Latin fusion cuisine for two $20 for $50 worth of Latin ...
$12 for an Auto Detailing Package with Wash, Wax, Paint Protectant, and Interior Cleaning at Lulu’s Car Wash ($25 Value)
$12 $25 at Lulu's Car Wash - Groupon
$12 for an Auto Detailing Package ($25 Value) Soft-cloth exterior wash and foamy wax Polish and Rain-X Paint protectant and clear-coat sealant Undercarriage wash Wheel cleaning and tire shine Vinyl treatment for dash, console...
Five-Course Peruvian Dinner with a Bottle of Wine for Two or Four at Ceviche Piano (Up to 60% Off)
$49 $121.91 at Ceviche Piano - Groupon
Like wearing a T-shirt covered in foreign slang, eating international cuisine can trick your stomach into believing you've finally taken it on vacation. Hoodwink your innards with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a...
One, Two, or Three 60-Minute Anticellulite Body Wraps at Gables Medical Spa (Up to 71% Off)
$49 $125 at Gables Medical Spa - Groupon
Choose from Three Options $49 for one 60-minute anticellulite body wrap (a $125 value) $89 for two 60-minute anticellulite body wraps (a $250 value) $109 for three 60-minute anticellulite body wraps (a $375 value) Clients can ex...
Discovery Scuba One-Day Experience or Open-Water Diver-Certification Course from H2O Dive Center (Up to 66% Off)
$169 $450 at H2O Dive Center - Groupon
Oceans are the earth's final frontier, holding thousands of uncategorized species of fish and one plastic bag filled with loose doll hairs. Uncover the mysteries of the deep with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $85 for a ...
6, 9, or 12 Zerona Body-Contouring Laser Treatments at Slim Body Wellness Center of Doral (94% Off)
$149 $2,400 at Slim Body Wellness Center of Doral - Groupon
It’s healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it’s healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $149 for 6 body-c...
$39 for a Dental Exam with Cleaning and X-rays at Hollywood Center for Cosmetic Dentistry ($285 Value)
$39 $285 at Hollywood Center for Cosmetic Dentistry - Groupon
An aching tooth can trigger outbursts of public profanity, forced smiles, and the worst crime of all—not enjoying homemade pie. Repair sore feelings with this Groupon. $39 for a Dental Package ($285 Value) Dental exam X-rays C...
Pet Boarding, or a Vet Exam for a Puppy or Kitten or an Adult Pet at Homestead Animal Hospital (Up to 62% Off)
$72 $188.50 at Homestead Animal Hospital - Groupon
Owning a pet can be expensive due to the costs of food, trips to the vet, and bills for phone calls above the range of human hearing. Save a bone with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $72 for four days and three nights of d...
Three-Course Colombian Dinner for Two, Four, or Six at La Ventana Colombian Restaurant (Up to 63% Off)
$22 $46.72 at La Ventana Colombian Restaurant - Groupon
Almost as pleasurable as a restaurant's food are the little rituals that go along with it: perusing the menu, anticipating the meal, and hiding under the table and grabbing passing waiters by their ankles. Drink in the whole experie...
90-Minute Jet-Ski Tour for Up to Two, Four, or Eight from Boucher Brothers (64% Off)
$175 $480 at Boucher Brothers - Groupon
Robert Frost could have used a local guide when he decided to take the road less traveled, as he discovered only too late that it was a gully carved to redirect flowing lava. Opt for an aquatic path with this Groupon. Choose from T...
$34 for a Champagne Cruise from Miami Aqua Tours ($69 Value)
$34 $69 at Miami Aqua Tours - Groupon
Boat captains must master the nautical lexicon before sailing the seas to ensure that they can distinguish port, which means left, from starboard, which means launch the vessel into deep space. Count down to a sea launch with this G...
Round of Mini Golf with Driving-Range Balls and Ice Cream or Drinks for Two or Four at All Golf Center (Up to 51% Off)
$33 $68 at All Golf Center - Groupon
Some activities are more family friendly on a smaller scale, such as playing golf or sinking battleships. Small games, big fun with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $33 for four rounds of mini-golf, two large buckets of r...
5, 10, or 20 Kettlebell Classes at CrossFit4U (Up to 89% Off)
$25 $100 at CrossFit4U - Groupon
Whereas human fitness originated by running long distances to avoid being eaten, it now dictates that we run in place to avoid eating. Survive with the fittest thanks to this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for 5 kettlebel...
Admission to Dezer Collection Auto Museum for One or Two (Up to 54% Off)
$20 $40 at Dezer Collection - Groupon
Cars are cool because they are essentially big, strong robots that you can get inside and control. The world is better than you thought with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for two-building combo admission for one to...
Permanent Eyeliner, Lip Liner, or Eyebrow Makeup at Helianthe (Up to 79% Off)
$99 $350 at Helianthe - Groupon
Makeup is more dramatic when it’s permanent, just like a decision to run away and join the circus. Make a lasting impression with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for permanent eyeliner for the upper or lower lids (a...
$2,400 for Complete LASIK Vision-Correction Surgery at CorrectVision Laser Institute ($5,000 Value)
$2,400 $5,000 at CorrectVision Laser Institute - Groupon
When used for good, lasers can correct vision, but when used for evil, they can undermine superheroes during important PowerPoint presentations. Fight the villainy of poor eyesight with this Groupon. $2,400 for Complete LASIK Surge...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Dermalaser Med Spa (Up to 74% Off)
$99 $325 at Dermalaser Med Spa - Groupon
Removing body hair reveals your sleek skin beneath, much as cutting the grass in your yard reveals its sleek skin beneath. Show some skin with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for six laser hair-removal treatments on a...
Argentinean Brunch for Two or Four or $15 for $30 Worth of Argentinean Dinner at LaBoca Grill Cafe
$15 $30 at LaBoca Grill Cafe - Groupon
Dining out gives you a break from cooking and keeps your crippling fear of fire a secret for one more night. Get a hot meal with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $12 for brunch for two (up to a $24 value) $22 for brunch fo...
Express Massage with Optional Facial at Skincare by Pevonia (Up to 55% Off)
$25 $55 at Skincare by Pevonia - Groupon
Spa treatments keep skin looking youthful and full of vitality, while sepia lenses makes skin look like it's been sprayed by an angry cuttlefish. Freshen features with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a 30-minute ...
Spa Day for One or Two with Massages, Facial, and Body Polish at Wax Bar & Skin Care Lounge: Miami (Up to 62% Off)
$95 $240 at Wax Bar & Skin Care Lounge: Miami - Groupon
Today's modern world, with its plethora of countries, panoply of waterways, and constantly changing laws about what is and what isn't mail fraud, is as confusing as it is stressful. Get a clear definition of relaxation with this Gro...
30- or 60-Minute Facial at Little Skin Care Studio (Up to 61% Off)
$25 $60 at Little Skin Care Studio - Groupon
To attain the rosy glow of flushed cheeks, 18th-century ladies often spent all day outside building snowforts in order to catch deadly consumption. Give your complexion a painless glow with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...
50-Minute Miami Sky Plane Tour for One or 75-Minute Romantic Plane Tour for Two from Go Fly Tours (Half Off)
$199 $399 at Go Fly Tours - Groupon
Pilots are the cowboys of the air, roaming the wide-open skies and herding children's runaway balloons. Giddy up, up, and away with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $75 for a 60-minute Miami sky tour for one (a $149 value...
$49 for Two Teeth-Whitening Sessions at Hemi Day Spa ($149 Value)
$49 $149 at Hemi Day Spa - Groupon
A white smile improves your appearance by blinding others to your second head and compound eyes. Give 'em the ol' razzle-dazzle with this Groupon. $49 for Two 20-Minute Teeth-Whitening Sessions ($149 Value) Each in-office Da Vinci...
One, Three, Six, or Nine Ultrasonic Body-Contouring Treatments at Oasis Dream Spa (Up to 73% Off)
$39 $100 at Oasis Dream Spa - Groupon
Slimming down can be life altering, especially when you consider that your dog may no longer recognize and love you. Become a new you with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $39 for one ultrasonic body-contouring treatment (a...
$99 for Spider-Vein Treatment Plan at Soffer Vein Institute ($849 Value)
$99 $849 at Soffer Vein Institute - Groupon
Veins were never meant to be seen, much like all of the exposed wiring on the back of the moon. Keep up appearances with this Groupon. $99 for Spider-Vein Treatment Plan ($849 Value) Groupon buyers are entitled to two complimentar...
Four, Six, or Eight Microdermabrasions at Universal Laser Center (Up to 71% Off)
$99 $260 at Universal Laser Center - Groupon
Crystals are strong as well as beautiful, just like the daughter you wish you had. See a younger version of yourself with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for four microdermabrasions (a $260 value) $129 for six microde...
$38 for French Dinner for Two with Unlimited Wine (Up to $95.80 Value)
$38 $95.80 at Bistro 1902 - Groupon
Many American bistros differentiate themselves from their European counterparts by serving region-specific dishes and replacing waiters with Bruce Springsteen. Satisfy a hungry heart with this Groupon. $38 for French Dinner for Two...
Haircut and Deep-Conditioning Treatment with Option for Partial or Full Highlights at Armin Salon & Spa (Up to 61% Off)
$39 $100 at Armin Salon & Spa - Groupon
Like lawns, hairdos require regular trimming and a few strategically placed plastic flamingos to enhance their beauty. Maintain your mane with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a haircut, blow-dry, and deep-conditio...
Classic or Spa Mani-Pedi at Dominican Spa & Salon (Up to 52% Off)
$22 $45 at Dominican Spa & Salon - Groupon
Manicures are useful because they decorate the most disgusting, vile part of the body—the hand. Make your hands bearable with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for a classic mani-pedi (a $45 value) $29 for a spa mani...
Three or Six Lipo Laser Body Contouring Treatments for One Area at Spa Entice (Up to 88% Off)
$99 $600 at Spa Entice - Groupon
Before being discovered by med spas, lasers were used exclusively for slicing turkeys during space Thanksgiving. Give thanks for lasers with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for three 40-minute lipo laser sessions for...
Three-Course South American Dinner for Two, Four, or Six at Bolivar Restaurant and Lounge (Up to 62% Off)
$28 $60 at Bolivar Restaurant and Lounge - Groupon
Ethnic restaurants provide a taste of variety for everyone not lucky enough to travel frequently or secretly live in the United Nations food court. Have a far-flung feast with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $28 for dinner...
Full Set of Mink Eyelash Extensions with Optional Two-Week Touchup at Diana Smith Beauty (76% Off)
$59 $250 at Diana Smith Beauty - Groupon
Long eyelashes have a number of uses, from giving butterfly kisses to shooing away actual butterflies who try to drink your eye juice. Make a heart flutter with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a full set—50 las...
Two or Three Laser Toenail-Fungus Treatments for Both Feet at Doral Medical Center (Up to 60% Off)
$139 $350 at Doral Medical Center - Groupon
Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are helpful, often found assisting slideshow presentations and playing DVDs for people who aren’t entertained by just staring at the shiny part. Let a laser do some good ...
$10 for $20 Worth of Cuban Cuisine at Latin Restaurant
$10 $20 at Latin Restaurant - Groupon
Cultural cuisine gives people a taste of what it would be like to live someplace else, without the hassles of booking a plane ticket or buying a timeshare on the moon. Find a simpler way to expand your edible horizons with this Grou...
One, Two, or Three Months of Unlimited Classes at CrossFit Miami (Up to 85% Off)
$59 $390 at CrossFit Miami - Groupon
Exercise brings the whole body to life--your heart begins to race, your muscles begin to contract, and your brain begins to split into three exobrains. Nothing will ever be the same after you use this Groupon. Choose from Three Opt...
$89 for a Four-Week Weight-Loss Program with Weekly B12 Injections and Diet Plan at Juventis MedSpa ($260 Value)
$89 $260 at Juventis MedSpa - Groupon
Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by rabid reindeer. Alter self-perceptions with this Groupon. $89 for a Four-Week Weight-Lo...
One or Three Vitamin-C Facials at Bay Harbor Perfection (Up to 61% Off)
$39 $84 at Bay Harbor Perfection - Groupon
Having smooth skin makes you seem younger, just like calling your little sister "Mom" whenever you're in public. Keep 'em guessing with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one vitamin-C facial (an $84 value) $99 for ...
One or Three LED Photofacials at MedSpa Miami (Up to 85% Off)
$39 $250 at Medspa Miami - Groupon
Your face is the first thing people notice about you and the first thing they'll describe to the police after you open all their mail. Make a lasting impression with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one LED photof...
$89 for a Four-Week Weight-Loss Program with Weekly B12 Injections and Diet Plan at Juventis MedSpa ($260 Value)
$89 $260 at Juventis MedSpa - Groupon
Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by rabid reindeer. Alter self-perceptions with this Groupon. $89 for a Four-Week Weight-Lo...
$10 for $20 Worth of Latin-American Fusion Food at D-Dog House
$10 $20 at D-Dog House - Groupon
People often customize their hot dog with toppings, whether it's mustard and relish or two additional hot dogs. The possibilities are endless with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Latin-American Fusion Food The menu includes a c...
5 or 10 Kickboxing Classes with One Private Session at Perfect Balance Martial Arts and Fitness (Up to 84% Off)
$29 $180 at Perfect Balance Martial Arts and Fitness - Groupon
Kickboxing gets you into peak physical condition, unlike box kicking, which gets you thrown out of the post office. Shape up and ship out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 5 kickboxing classes with one private...
Laser Hair Removal at Touch of Life Med Spa (Up to 91% Off). Three Options Available.
$149 $1,650 at Touch of Life Med Spa - Groupon
Spa technicians use lasers to remove hair from the body, just as NASA scientists use lasers to remove Soviet flags from the surface of the moon. Win the hairless arms race with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for six ...
Women's and Men's Salon Packages at Hi-Tech The School of Cosmetology (Up to 73% Off). Four Options Available.
$12 $45 at Hi-Tech The School of Cosmetology Paul Mitchell Partner School - Groupon
A stylish haircut makes a good impression because it shows people you can be trusted around scissors. Inspire confidence with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $10 for a men's haircut with Paul Mitchell Tea Tree experience (u...
$99 for a Four-Week Medifast Weight-Loss Program at Miami MD Spa ($400 Value)
$99 $400 at Miami MD Spa - Groupon
It takes more to lose weight than swearing off escalators or swearing at burgers until they quit hanging out in your mouth. Shape up with this Groupon. $99 for a Medifast Weight-Loss Program ($400 Value) Consultation (a $150 valu...
Two- or Four-Hour Luxury Pontoon Boat Rental for Up to Ten People from WaterSports Miami (Up to 67% Off)
$199 $599 at WaterSports Miami - Groupon
It's said that the happiest day in a boat owner's life is when he sells the boat or gets to use it in a Viking funeral, praise Odin. Skip the hassles of ownership with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for a two-hour ...
Spa or Shellac Mani-Pedi at Rossie Nail Tech Salon (Up to 58% Off)
$19 $45 at Rossie Nail Tech Salon - Groupon
People choose their nail-polish shade based on the season, their outfit, or their need to hide unnoticed inside a berry patch. Find a perfect match with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a spa mani-pedi (a $45 valu...
5 or 10 Tibetan Healing Yoga Classes with One Meditation Class at Zen Village (Up to 80% Off)
$19 $85 at Zen Village - Groupon
Choose Between Two Options $19 for 5 Tibetan healing yoga classes and one meditation class (an $85 value) $29 for 10 Tibetan healing yoga classes and one meditation class (a $145 value) See the class descriptions.
One, Three, or Five 60-Minute Swedish, Deep-Tissue, or Hot-Stone Massages at A&S Natural Massage (Up to 70% Off)
$35 $80 at A&S Natural Massage - Groupon
Getting a massage is a great way to manage stress and ensure your back isn't covered in scorpions. Clear your mind with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for one 60-minute Swedish, deep-tissue, or hot-stone massage (up ...
$259 for Laser Toenail-Fungus Treatment for Both Feet and Take-Home Medicine at Affordable Foot and Leg ($940 Value)
$259 $940 at Affordable Foot and Leg - Groupon
Being popular at the beach requires sandal-worthy feet, a stylish swimsuit, and the strength to beat up all the lifeguards and save the drowning hunks yourself. Rule the shore with this Groupon. $259 for a Toe-Fungus Treatment Pack...
Doggy Bath for a Small, Medium, or Large Dog at Pet Avenue (Up to 57% Off)
$10 $23 at Pet Avenue - Groupon
Puritans believed that unclean dogs had unclean souls, meaning they could be traded to the devil in exchange for a new barrel. Keep your dog and your conscience clean with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for a doggy b...
One, Three, or Five Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massages at RC Spa (Up to 65% Off)
$35 $90 at RC SPA - Groupon
Massage brings about a sense of inner peace, much like meditating or imagining a bunch of flowers coming to life and then kissing each other. Feel better with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for one 60-minute Swedish ...
Shellac Manicure with Option for Spa Pedicure at The Glam Spot (Up to 56% Off)
$20 $45 at The Glam Spot - Groupon
When people feel "relaxed," they're actually feeling the sensation of the back cortex of the brain transmitting prions to the frontal cortex through a mild sedative, or they've been hit by a tranquilizer dart. Get calm with this Gro...
$129 for 50 Sclerotherapy Injections for Spider Veins at Vida Spa ($600 Value)
$129 $600 at Vida Spa - Groupon
Spider veins are one of those things that you don't want your friends to see, like your collection of porcelain dolls that you've pasted pictures of their faces on. Erase the evidence with this Groupon. $129 for 50 Sclerotherapy In...
One or Three Blowouts with Conditioning Treatments at Universal Hair & Body Salon (Up to 69% Off)
$25 $75 at Universal Hair & Body Salon - Groupon
Smoothing frizzy hair provides a sense of control, even if you live on the rim of an active volcano. Get explosive good looks with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for one blowout with a conditioning treatment (a $75 ...
Two or Four VersaSpa Spray Tans or One or Two Weeks of Unlimited UV Tanning at Glowing Gold Tanning Spa (Up to 88% Off)
$19.99 $126 at Glowing Gold Tanning Spa - Groupon
Although once revered as a sign of royalty, today, pale skin only reveals its owner to be a photo-lab technician or a sock puppet. Lose cottony hues with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19.99 for two VersaSpa spray tans...
5 or 10 Endermologie Cellulite-Reduction Treatments at Universal Laser Center (Up to 81% Off)
$99 $450 at Universal Laser Center - Groupon
Cellulite can seem impossible to get rid of, much like that dark, flat thing that follows you everywhere. Get a svelter shadow with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for 5 Endermologie cellulite-reduction treatments (a...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Sessions on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Kendall Laser Spa (Up to 94% Off)
$99 $1,650 at Kendall Laser Spa - Groupon
Clearing your body of unwanted hair makes your skin smooth enough to convince blind people they're holding a huge baby. Be a big softy with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for six laser hair-removal sessions on a smal...
QuickSlim Red-Light Fat-Reduction Treatment for One, Three, or Six Body Areas at QuickSlim Lipo (Up to 82% Off)
$79 $395 at QuickSlim Lipo - Groupon
Losing weight can be life altering, especially when you consider that your dog may no longer recognize and love you. Become a new you with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $79 for one QuickSlim treatment for one 17â€x23â€...
$99 for Five Laser Skin-Tightening Treatments at Elite Body Sculpting ($1,250 Value)
$99 $1,250 at Elite Body Sculpting - Groupon
$99 for Five Laser Skin-Tightening Treatments ($1,250 Value) The skin-tightening procedure employs laser light to heat the lower layers of the epidermis, stimulating collagen production for a smoother, tighter appearance. Each trea...
One, Two, or Three Anticellulite Body Wraps from Marc K. Weinberg, DC in North Miami Beach (Up to 69% Off)
$29 $85 at Marc K. Weinberg, DC - Groupon
Similar to old pennies, environmental toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Feel good head to tails with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for one anticellulite b...
One or Three Brazilian Waxes at Caramel Body Wax (Up to 85% Off)
$15 $80 at Caramel Body Wax - Groupon
Without wax, candles would just be limp strings and important documents would be sealed with kisses. Put wax to work with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for one Brazilian wax (an $80 value) $35 for three Brazilian w...
Airboat Tour and Alligator Show for Two or Private Airboat Tour for Four at Everglades Holiday Park (Up to 51% Off)
$23 $46 at Everglades Holiday Park - Groupon
The government designated the first national parks to protect natural wonders, which were threatened by Teddy Roosevelt's insatiable appetite for peppered bark. Experience earth's gorgeously guarded barkscape with this Groupon. Cho...
One, Three, or Six Intensive Skincare-Repairing Treatment at Beautiful Faces Center (Up to 84% Off)
$24 $85 at Beautiful Faces Center - Groupon
With appropriate care, nobody can guess your age without looking at your birth certificate or the poster about why you can’t get the youth price at the water park anymore. Destroy the evidence with this Groupon. Choose from Three...
One or Two Months of Unlimited Fitness Boot-Camp Classes at My Only BootCamp (Up to 76% Off)
$29 $100 at My Only BootCamp - Groupon
Flipping a tire end over end is both a common boot-camp exercise and a gross misunderstanding of what the wheel was meant to do. Rethink conventions with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one month of unlimited boo...
$99 for In-Office Zoom Teeth-Whitening Treatment at Elite Dent ($500 Value)
$99 $500 at Elite Dent - Groupon
Tooth whitening can help remove stains left by coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or—the most popular hot beverage of all—all of the above mixed together in a shoebox lined with wax paper (you drink it by punching a hole in the bottom)...
Two, Four, or Six Microdermabrasion Treatments at L.G. Diagnostic (Up to 73% Off)
$139 $510 at L.G. Diagnostic - Groupon
Microdermabrasion is like magic, in that it uses a special wand to perform amazing feats and children find it boring to watch. Make blemishes disappear with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $52 for two microdermabrasion tr...
One or Two Manicures and Spa Pedicures at Exquisite Salon & Spa (51% Off)
$17 $35 at Exquisite Salon & Spa - Groupon
Manicures keep people from shamefully hiding their unkempt hands in pockets, mittens, or two wedding cakes. Keep your hands held high with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $17 for one manicure and one spa pedicure (a $35 ...
Full Set of Eyelash Extensions with Optional Refill at Abaka Salon (Up to 68% Off)
$39 $120 at Abaka Salon - Groupon
Batting long eyelashes can fan the flames of love or extinguish the flames of really tiny fires. Look hot with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a full set of eyelash extensions (a $120 value) $59 for a full set of...
15, 25, or 40 Lipotropic Vitamin-B12 Injections at Solution Medical Esthetic (Up to 88% Off)
$45 $240 at Solution Medical Esthetic - Groupon
Nutritional supplements can help people maximize their workouts, allowing runners to complete the 40-yard dash in only 20 yards. Double-down your fitness efforts with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for 15 lipotropic ...
$50 for $209 Toward a Mattress or Mattress Set at Half Price Mattress
$50 $209 at Half Price Mattress - Groupon
A good night’s sleep is necessary if you want to be at your best—otherwise, you’ll stop having those long, interesting dreams that all your coworkers like hearing about. You’re in your grandma’s house, only it’s not exac...
One or Two Months of Unlimited Unloaded CrossFit Classes at Athlete Ego Crossfit in North Miami (Up to 85% Off)
$35 $199 at Athlete Ego Crossfit - Groupon
At a certain age it becomes important to take care of yourself, usually right after your set of baby muscles falls out. Be stronger than your baby self with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one month of unlimited ...
One, Two, or Three Makeup and Hair Lessons or a Makeup Party at Blush Lounge (Up to 84% Off)
$25 $149 at Blush Lounge Miami - Groupon
True happiness comes from finding beauty everywhere you look, especially in mirrors. Like what you see with this Groupon. Choose From Four Options $25 for a Flawless Face lesson (a $149 value) $49 for a Flawless Face lesson and O...
Four-Hour 18- or 22-Foot Powerboat Rental or Two-Hour Sunset Yacht Cruise from Golden Yacht Charters (Up to 51% Off)
$190 $390 at Golden Yacht Charters - Groupon
Boat captains must master nautical lexicon before sailing the seas to ensure that they can distinguish port, which means left, from starboard, which means launch the vessel into deep space. Count down to a sea launch with this Group...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments Each on Three Areas at Solution Medical Spa (95% Off). Three Options Available.
$139 $2,580 at Solution Medical Spa - Groupon
In Hollywood, close-ups are reserved for actors with either striking good looks or rectangular heads with a 1.85:1 aspect ratio. Boost your screen worthiness with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $139 for six laser hair-re...
$99 for a 60-Minute Massage, Facial, and Mani-Pedi at Madeline's Hair Studio ($200 Value)
$99 $200 at Madeline's Hair Studio - Groupon
Everybody unwinds from a stressful day differently: some people get a massage, whereas others watch flames engulf a big pile of tires. Let tension melt away with this Groupon. $99 for a Spa Package ($200 Value) 60-minute Swedish ...
One 50-Minute Acupuncture Treatment at Acupuncture and Massage College (56% Off)
$22 $50 at Acupuncture and Massage College - Groupon
Acupuncture is an ancient art with modern health benefits, just like stuffing a towel under your door so witchcraft can't get in. Get traditional treatments with this Groupon. $22 for one 50-minute acupuncture treatment (a $50 value)
Four-Hour Catamaran Cruise from Playtime Watersports (51% Off). Two Options Available.
$49 $99 at Playtime Watersports - Groupon
Only a sailboat can give you stylish, wind-blown hair without the expense of paying your hairdresser to blow on your head for hours. Harness nature's huffing and puffing with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a four...
One or Three Nonsurgical Microcurrent Face-Lifts at Slim Body Wellness Center of Doral (Up to 67% Off)
$39 $100 at Slim Body Wellness Center of Doral - Groupon
The skin is the body's largest organ, narrowly beating out the large intestine and the extra-large intestine. Tighten up the slack with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one nonsurgical microcurrent face-lift (a $1...
$30 for Chiropractic Package with Three Sessions at Miami Lakes Family Chiropractic (Up to $460 Value)
$30 $460 at Miami Lakes Family Chiropractic - Groupon
The spine keeps your brain elevated and beyond the reach of swarming, knowledge-hungry children. Straighten and strengthen your spine with this Groupon. $30 for a Chiropractic Package with Three Sessions (Up to $460 Value) The fir...
One, Three, or Six Acupuncture Sessions with Meridian Therapy at Miami MD Spa (Up to 89% Off)
$39 $150 at Miami MD Spa - Groupon
Acupuncture can ease the aches and pains caused by working on your feet all day and spending all night in an alley full of rocks and garbage. Pick yourself up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one acupuncture s...
3 or 6 Venus Skin Tightening and Cellulite Reduction Treatments at Slim Body Wellness Center of Doral (Up to 86% Off)
$149 $900 at Slim Body Wellness Center of Doral - Groupon
It’s healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it’s healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $149 for three V...
Haircut with Optional Moroccanoil Treatment or Partial-Highlights Package at The Glam Spot (Up to 65% Off)
$30 $85 at The Glam Spot - Groupon
Hair color is passed down from your parents, just like left-handedness or this box that you must never open. Unlock new locks with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for a haircut by a master stylist (a $55 value) $30 fo...
One, Two, or Three Mani-Pedis with Wine at Roberto Giordano Salon and Spa (Up to 57% Off)
$56 $130 at Roberto Giordano Salon and Spa - Groupon
The secret to living a long life lies in maintaining a healthy diet, regularly relaxing, and never, ever dying. Stay serene and immortal with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for one mani-pedi package (a $65 value) Ma...
One, Three, or Six Slimming-and-Toning Massages with Thermotherapy Wraps at Inches Body Studio (Up to 61% Off)
$29 $60 at Inches Body Studio - Groupon
A massage releases stress more peacefully than primal scream therapy and more discreetly than a highly televised bulldozer rampage. Find an appropriate outlet with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for one slimming-and...
Two, Four, or Six Photofacials at Brickell Cosmetic Center & Spa (Up to 70% Off)
$70 $200 at Brickell Cosmetic Center & Spa - Groupon
Father Time wears on the faces of all people, especially those who challenge him on the amateur boxing circuit. Undo the uppercuts of age with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $70 for two photofacials (a $200 value) $129 f...
One or Two Dozen Large Custom Cupcakes at Cupcake.Love.Miami in Hialeah Gardens (Up to 58% Off)
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Cupcakes are so popular in America that the top three Internet searches are cupcakes, hunky firemen, and hunky firemen kissing cupcakes. Find what you're really looking for with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for on...
One, Two, or Six Chemical Peels and Microdermabrasions with Optional Photodynamic Therapy at Esthetique (Up to 94% Off)
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$20 for $40 Worth of Italian and International Cuisine at Cafe Volare
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Eating at home can save money, but if you don't leave the house you'll never meet a rich stranger who will give you all his money in return for raising his adult children. Get out there with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Itali...
One or Three 60-Minute Swedish or Hot-Stone Massages or One 60-Minute Couples Massage at Exel Spa (Up to 63% Off)
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Overworked muscles can form painful knots, which is why so many construction workers give each other shoulder massages during their lunch breaks. Hammer out the hurt with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one 60-min...
Massage, Chiropractic Exam and Adjustment, or Both at Silver Chiropractic Centre (Up to 95% Off)
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Tension is often held in the shoulders, especially among those who are trying to blend in with society by binding their beautiful wings. Soar away from stress with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a massage package ...
10 or 15 Boot-Camp Classes at LegacyFit (Up to 92% Off)
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Before fitness instructors can holler motivational maxims at their students, they must first graduate from a premier hollering academy and serve two years in the Scream Corps. Get motivated with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Opt...
One or Three Classic Mani-Pedis or One Shellac Mani-Pedi at Aurora Nail Spa (Up to 58% Off)
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Pedicures are the perfect reward for feet, which get us through our daily routine of walking up stairs, running to catch trains, and kicking down doors. Say thank you with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $22 for one class...
60- or 90-Minute Massage at Doral Medical Center (Up to 61% Off)
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The shoulders carry much of the body's tension, as well as the body's finite supply of shrugs. Let go with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a 60-minute massage (a $75 value) $49 for a 90-minute massage (a $110 val...
$149 for a Two-Hour Introductory Flight Lesson at American Flyers ($395 Value)
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Pilots are the cowboys of the air, roaming the wide-open skies and herding children's runaway balloons. Giddy up, up, and away with this Groupon. $149 for a Two-Hour Introductory Flight Lesson ($395 Value) Instructors guide studen...
1401 Argentinean Bistro Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $6
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Stop into Bistro 1401 and enjoy the best Argentinean grilled meats in Miami and unbelievably delicious Italian pastas. We offer boutique wines from Spain Italy and Argentina. Come in and experience a wonderful meal, excellent servic...
17 Restaurant and Sushi Bar Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60
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Let us introduce you 17 Restaurant and Sushi Bar - a Kosher Dairy Cholov Yisroel restaurant full of new flavors and delicious gourmet meals, which also respects and follows the most traditional kosher values. Within a casual and fri...
660 at the Anglers Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $6
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From the imaginations and creators of The Angler's Boutique Resort, at The Angler's welcomes you to experience South Beach's unique new dining experience, 660 at The Angler's. Within this tranquil hideaway we invite you to enjoy our...
920 Grill Steakhouse Coupon - $50 Gift Certificate for $12
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Welcome to 920 Grill Steakhouse! We specialize in delicious and reasonably priced cuisine, including our house specialties and other customer favorites. Our cuisine entrees are served in a relaxed and welcoming setting that you and ...
Asa 2 Steak & Seafood Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60
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When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out Asa 2 Steak & Seafood. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. Th...
Asian Fusion Cafe Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $2.40
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Born in Loei Province of Northern Thailand Lek Ratanavong spent many years under the tutelage of her grandmother perfecting the essence of Thai Cuisine. Upon reaching the US, Lek spent over 20 year in the restaurant industry, develo...
Atrio Restaurant and Wine Bar at The Conrad Miami Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60
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Conrad Miami welcomes its new executive chef, UK-born Jonathan McCann, who brings more than 25 years of Michelin-starred restaurant and luxury hotel experience to the sleek, downtown hotel. Focusing on locally-sourced, sustainable p...
Baklava Factory Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60
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"When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out Baklava Factory. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. The men...
Bangkok Bangkok Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $6
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Thai cuisine is designed to stimulate and excite the five taste senses: sweet, sour, hot, salty and neutral. Incorporating the culinary traditions of its Chinese forebearers and Indian neighbors, its unique flavors depend on certain...
Baru Urbano Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60
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Welcome to BARU Urbano. We invite you to indulge your senses as we embrace Miami's cultural eccentricities through tantalizing flavors, alluring art and a fusion of international sounds. Chef Gabriel Petrovich has created a 'Miami-S...
Baru Urbano Doral Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60
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Baru Urbano is a melting pot of multicultural cuisine, music, and artwork. Upon entering the restaurant, customers are transported into another world. where all senses are engaged. The Urban rustic decor is accented with trendy Lati...
Bella Cuba Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $2.40
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"We envision our clientele to be one who loves foods and wines alike."Experience a mixed concept of Modern and Traditional Cuban Cuisine of Juan Carlos Jimenez and his family team. Accompanied by 110 delightful wines in a stylish se...
Bellini Italian Bistro Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60
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Gourmet Cuisine enthusiasts may now enjoy some of the finest Italian food and delicacies in Miami. At Bellini you will find delicious and simple Italian food that hopefully tastes as good as you remember from your last trip to Italy...
Bernie's L.A Cafe Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $2.40
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A greatest hits of Latin American cuisine: Pan con Lechón, Havana Cheesesteak, Foot-Long Choripan (a grilled Argentinean sausage sandwich) along with ceviches, seafood cocktails, fajitas and quesadillas. For heavier fare they offer ...
Big Tomato Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $2.40
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Whether you are in the mood to indulge in something new or just want to enjoy some old favorites, we promise that our inventive menu and attentive service will leave you truly satisfied. No matter what your occasion calls for or you...
Big Tomato Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $2.40
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Whether you are in the mood to indulge in something new or just want to enjoy some old favorites, we promise that our inventive menu and attentive service will leave you truly satisfied. No matter what your occasion calls for or you...
Bistro Coupon - $100 Gift Certificate for $24
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"Bistro" a location that has always been the destination of celebrities and politics such as JFK, Frank Sinatra or Al Capone, to cite a few. The restaurant's unique architecture and facade make it an unforgettable urban element for ...
Bolivar Restaurant Coupon - $50 Gift Certificate for $12
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A new cuisine on South Beach...Colombian-Peruvian fusion, the best of both worlds and a delight for your taste buds. Owners of the well loved La Ventana just down the road have opened a brand new, larger and more elegant location an...
Boteco Copacabana Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60
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Welcome to Boteco Copacabana! We specialize in delicious and reasonably priced cuisine, including our house specialties and other customer favorites. Our cuisine entrees are served in a relaxed and welcoming setting that you and you...
Caffe Italia Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $2.40
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BENVENUTI!Owners Hugo Pozzoli and Jorge Salas opened Caffe Italia in Coral Gables in November 1987.Since then, the restaurant has delighted South Floridians with great traditional Italian food and homemade pasta.Our restaurant has a...
Cane Fire Grille Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60
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Combining elements of Latin influences with American classics to make Miami Fusion cuisine, Cane Fire Grill gives travelers and locals alike a global experience that is not unlike Miami's diverse population. Start off your experienc...
Cha Cha Rooster @ Lords South Beach Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60
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Cha Cha Rooster, located at Lords South Beach, is like a bon fire disco party. It won't make sense until you experience it, but trust us. With the taste of the Cha Cha and the attitude of the rooster, there's something for everyone.
Chinois Chinois Fine Chinese and Sushi Bar Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $6
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"Drop into Chinois Chinois Fine Chinese and Sushi Bar] for good times and great food. The restaurant is a neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmosphere that you and your friends are sure to enjoy. Chinois Ch...
Chu's Taiwanese Kitchen Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60
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Chu's Restaurant and Kitchen specializes in gourmet Taiwanese cuisine. Our renowned Chef OA Chu has won numerous accolades highlighting his special ability to redefine everyday dishes into culinary art. Our high level of culinary st...
Conch Heaven Coupon - $100 Gift Certificate for $24
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Welcome to Conch Heaven! We specialize in delicious and reasonably priced cuisine, including our house specialties and other customer favorites. Our cuisine entrees are served in a relaxed and welcoming setting that you and your fri...
Costazul Peruvian Cuisine Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $6
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Faithful to our roots and traditions, we have opened our doors for the exquisite delight of those who wish to visit us. Products of the sea that blend with herbs and species from our land, reaching those special and unique flavors t...
Crescendo Jazz and Blues Lounge Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $6
$6.00 $25 with Promo Code: CINCO - Expires 05/22/13
When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out Crescendo Jazz and Blues Lounge. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb c...
Date Aqui Venezuelan Restaurant Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60
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"Date Aquí" is a restaurant specializing in Venezuelan food preparation, giving a home touch more possible for you and your family can enjoy the typical food of our country.
Di Napoli Restaurant Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $6
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Pizza in one form or another has been a basic part of the Italian diet. Since before the Roman Empire, in the 19th century, three brothers: Cosmo, Aldo, and Savatore De Domenico of Gaeta, Italy experimented to make Pizza with the co...
Diva's Restaurant & Lounge Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60
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Great new Contemporary American cuisine, Diva's Restaurant & Lounge, to open after the new year!! If you are wanting great food with awesome surroundings, look no further! Diva's Restaurant & Lounge is a great addition to Miami Beac...
Doggi's Churrasqueria and Arepa Bar Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60
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This is one of Miami's favorite places to grab classic and casual Latin and American fare offering many flavorful twists. And that's especially true now that Doggi's has packed up and moved to this new Coral Way address. The ultimat...
DoubleShot tapas and Burger Bar Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60
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Drop on in for good times and great food. Our restaurant is a neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmosphere that you and your friends are sure to enjoy. We also feature a friendly, professional staff of grea...
El Atlacatl Salvadorean Cuisine Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60
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Authentic and delicious Salvadorian specialties including house made seafood soup a meal in itself, Parrilada, Tamales, Pescado Frito whole fried fish, Churrasco,and of course the best Papusas in town!
El Cartel Colombian Restaurant & Lounge Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60
$3.60 $15 with Promo Code: CINCO - Expires 05/22/13
Drop into El Cartel Colombian Restaurant & Lounge for good times and great food. The restaurant is a neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmosphere that you and your friends are sure to enjoy. El Cartel Colom...
El Churrasquito Argentino Coupon - $100 Gift Certificate for $24
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El Malecon Restaurant Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $2.40
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Welcome! We specialize in delicious and reasonably priced cuisine, including our house specialties and other customer favorites. Our cuisine entrees are served in a relaxed and welcoming setting that you and your friends and family ...
El Mirador Coupon - $100 Gift Certificate for $24
$24.00 $100 with Promo Code: CINCO - Expires 05/22/13
Welcome to El Mirador Restaurant, Cuban cuisine with a South Florida flare. This style of cooking includes traditional Latin ingredients featuring a plethora of textures, colors, and flavors that combine to create cuisine that is un...
El Oso Blanco Cafeteria Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $6
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Welcome! We specialize in delicious and reasonably priced cuisine, including our house specialties and other customer favorites. Our cuisine entrees are served in a relaxed and welcoming setting that you and your friends and family ...
El Pollo Inka Coupon - $100 Gift Certificate for $24
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When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out El Pollo Inka. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. The menu a...
El Rey Del Chivito Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $3.60
$3.60 $15 with Promo Code: CINCO - Expires 05/22/13
There is something about authentic Mexican cuisine that gets the taste buds going and lets the appetite run wild. El Rey Del Chivito offers diners warm hospitality and mouth-watering cuisine that will not easily be forgotten. Bring ...
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