Los Angeles Deals and Coupons

$10 for $20 Worth of Sushi and Japanese Food at California Roll Factory

If humans are mostly made of water, and fish traditionally inhabit water, fish should naturally occur in the human body. Fix this gap in nature's logic with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Sushi and Japanese Food The Donut roll...

Two-Hour Surfing Lesson for One or Two from Summer Surf Lessons (Up to 70% Off)

Surfboards are designed to be buoyant, hydrodynamic, and easily operated by cool dogs in sunglasses. Be as cool as a dog with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a two-hour surfing lesson for one (a $200 value) $120 ...

$65 for a 60-Minute Guided Horseback Trail Ride for Two at Westside Riding School ($130 Value)

For centuries, horseshoes have been associated with good fortune, which is why homeowners hang them over doorways and brides lob them at groups of their single friends. Get hitched with this Groupon. $65 for a 60-Minute Guided Hors...

$25 for $50 Worth of Steakhouse Dinner at Clearman's Steak 'n Stein Inn

Ordering steak at a restaurant sends a strong message to people—you have a healthy appetite, strong teeth, and are suffering from a potentially dangerous iron deficiency. Say it with steak with this Groupon. $25 for $50 Worth of ...

Two Games of Bowling and Shoe Rental for Two or Four at Jillian's – Universal City (Up to 52% Off)

Professional bowlers bowl not forcefully but gingerly, lending the ball spin and preserving the unhatched robin eggs inside every pin. Strike softly with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for two games of bowling and s...

Ultimate All-Access Tanning Package for 30 Days at Darque Tan

With more than 20 tanning beds at each location, a 50-point cleaning system, and Kids Zones to keep children occupied, Darque Tan makes getting some summer color, convenient: • $59 ($196 value) for 30 days of the Ultimate All-Acc...

Laser Fungus Removal for Hands or Feet at Laser Professionals

Employing the state-of-the-art and FDA-approved GenesisPlus device, Laser Professionals can restore the appearance of your fingernails and toenails in less time than it takes to watch an episode of your favorite crime show: • $29...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Famous Soft Serve Ice Cream & Burgers at Foster Freeze

Trying to repeat the success of an original can only lead to trouble (looking at you, Teen Wolf Too). Experience a true original when you sink your sweet tooth into creamy soft serve from Foster’s Freeze, California’s favorite ice c...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Grocery Items at Rimon Market

Grocery shopping often ranks way up there on the list of things Angelenos enjoy greatly, right up there with idling in traffic and conversing with panhandlers. Some places attempt to change your attitude on how to effectively shop f...

$20 For $40 Worth Of Authentic Brazilian Dinner Dining & Beverages at PICANHA CHURRASCARIA

Traffic lights, with their green-for-go, red-for-stop, and yellow-GO FASTER! color scheme, guide cars through our busy streets, much the way the green and red card system at Picanha Churrascaria helps drive charcoal-grilled meats ov...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Pronto Healthy Sandwiches, Beverages & Pronto Menu Cocktails at Picanha Pronto

It’s hard to get anything done these days without multi-tasking; sometimes we’re all so busy texting during job interviews or driving while playing steering wheel air guitar that we forget to give our appetite a great meal. Combine ...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Authentic Mexican Cuisine & Drinks at TEQUILAS CANTINA & GRILL

In an ideal world, currency is replaced by tacos, burritos roam freely in public parks and guacamole showers regularly fill America’s spouts and wheelbarrows with natural avocado goodness. In the real world, that pleasurable feeling...

$10 For $20 Worth Of Ice Cream, Yogurt, Smoothies, Shakes & Ice Cream Pie at Sub Zero Ice Cream & Yogurt

What’s cooler than being cool? Ice cream, of course, and there’s never been anything quite like Sub Zero Ice Cream and their cryogenic ice cream technology. With this DoubleTake Deal, you’ll receive $20 worth of frozen treats. At ...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Fine Italian Cuisine at Fab's Corner Cucina

If your idea of a romantic evening out is turning up the Foreigner on the AM radio while idling in the drive-thru line at a fast food restaurant, you’re not doing it right. Rediscover the joy and intimacy of a lovely evening with a ...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Casual Dining at Steampunk Coffee Bar

For every cup of coffee you drink, hundreds of tiny gears, pulleys, fulcrums, levers, conveyors and widgets need to operate in unison to crush each coffee bean into the perfect pulverized powder, or something like that. No matter ho...

$20 for $40 Worth of Mediterranean Cuisine ($40 Value) Purchaser Will Receive Two-$20 Certificates at Mamani Cafe

Mamani Cafe brings you the sometimes bold, sometimes delicate flavors of authentic Mediterranean dishes like tabouli, hummus, sauteed eggplant, aash, halim, kale pache, abgoosht, loobia and lamb shank, each a rich and fulfilling tap...

$20 for $40 Worth of Your Choice of Salon Services ($40 Value) at Koby B. Salon, Hair By Shirin

Choose From Haircut, Blow-Dry, Updos, Color, Highlights, Extensions, Color Correction. Whether you are looking to update your classic locks or blow some minds with something different and stunning, Shirin’s professional skills and ...

$20 For $40 Worth Of Hair Salon Services at Hair By Nick

The earliest hair highlights were pioneered by fashion-forward femmes who would don miner hats to give a subtle amber glow to their silky locks. Add incandescence to your muted mane with this Double Take Deal from Hair By Nick: yo...

$20 For $40 Worth Of Salon Services at Dream Beauty Supply & Spa

Much like the classic sculptors or masterful craftsmen, a skilled artisan is one that has taken their chosen profession and turned it into an art form. Finding the perfect hairstyle - your perfect hairstyle - requires not only a spe...

$32 for Entry for One to the Scavenger Blitz on Sunday, June 2 ($65 Value)

Running was popular in Europe long before it caught on in America, which is why most races are measured in kilometers and why most of the Pilgrims were eaten by bears. Race to the top of the food chain with this Groupon. $32 for Sc...

Two-Hour Single- or Double-Kayak Rental from Fuze Sports LLC (Half Off)

Red sky at night is a sailor's delight, but red sky at morning means the ship's been steered inside a volcano. Discover further aquaformation with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for a two-hour single-kayak rental (a...

Ultimate Beerfest at the Los Angeles Convention Center on Saturday, August 24 (Up to 53% Off). Four Options Available.

Relaxing is easy if you've got a cold beer and one of those massage chairs made of lifelike mechanical hands. Kick back with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $25 for general admission to the 1–4 p.m. session (a $50 value)...

$10 Donation to Turtle Hospital

The Issue: Injured Tortoises Requiring Special Care Though turtles and tortoises have survived in the wild for more than 200 million years, their numbers are dwindling due to the exotic-food industry, habitat destruction, and the p...

10-Day Fiji and New Zealand Vacation with Round-Trip Airfare, Accommodations, and Some Meals from Down Under Answers

10-Day Fiji and New Zealand Vacation This trip includes: Round-trip airfare from Los Angeles (LAX) on Air Pacific (soon to be Fiji Airways). Flight time is approximately 10.5 hours. Four nights at Fiji Hideaway Resort and Spa in ...

10-Day China Tour with Airfare from Friendly Planet Travel

See Shanghai, Xi’an's Terracotta Army, and the Great Wall of China The tour includes: Round-trip airfare from Los Angeles (LAX) via Air China Three nights at the 4-star Broadway Mansions Hotel in Shanghai; two nights at the 4-...

10 or 15 Kids' Zumba Classes or a Zumba Party for Up to 12 Kids at Bella Fitness (Up to 74% Off)

"Losing weight" and "feeling great" have rhymed ever since Congress ordered them to with the Make Life More Perfect Act of 1927. Everything fits with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for 10 Zumbatomic children’s clas...

Four Weekly Art Classes for Kids or Adults at KidsArt (Up to 56% Off)

Art classes stimulate children's imaginations, allowing them to believe in fantastical ideas such as Santa Claus, objective truth, or frosting as a valid dinner. Encourage flights of fancy with this Groupon. Four Weekly Art Classes...

Two-Hour Surfboard and Wetsuit Rental or Two-Hour Surfing Lesson at Malibu LongBoards Surf School (Up to 58% Off)

Surfers and the ocean have a symbiotic relationship: surfers need waves to surf and waves need surfers to scratch their backs. Learn man's role in this natural bond with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a two-hour...

$14 for a Burger Meal with Drinks and Fries for Two at Rounds Premium Burgers (Up to $26.35 Value)

The word “hamburger” is derived from the Latin hamburgus, which means “hamburger.” Eat one with this Groupon. $14 for a Burger Meal for Two (Up to $26.35 Value) Two specialty or classic burgers (up to a $7.70 value each) ...

Pizza or Sandwich Meals for Two or Four at Sipan Bakery and Cafe (Up to 46% Off)

Sandwiches can be any combination of bread, filling, and spread, which is why they are called "the slot machine of foods." Hit the jackpot with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for a meal for two (up to a $27.90 total...

Organic Blow-Out with Shine Gloss, Makeup Application, or Both at VP Salon Organic (Up to 62% Off)

Hair, like grass, grows at a steady rate and garners the most attention when it’s bright green. Tend to your tresses with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $29 for a blow-out and gloss package (a $70 total value) Organic ...

Italian Cuisine and Wine at Bella Cucina (Half Off)

People enjoy sharing pizza with their friends because the circular shape reminds them of the rings they'll exchange in that evening's Friendship Commitment Ceremony. Circle around this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for ...

Rafting + Camping + Wine at Adventure Connection

Escape Kit • A Two-Day White-Water Rafting and Wine Tasting Tour of El Dorado County for One Guest, Including: • One Day of Guided White-Water Rafting, Gear Provided • One Night of Camping (Gear Not Included, but Available for ...

Mexican Resort at Barceló Maya Colonial

The Escape Kit • A Four-Night Stay for Two in a Superior Room ($850) or a Junior Suite Ocean Front Premium Room ($1,175) with $1,200 in Resort Coupons • A Five- ($1,062) or Six- Night ($1,275) Stay for Two in a Superior Room with ...

AAA Four Diamond Resort at Barceló Maya Palace Deluxe

The Escape Kit • A Four-Night Stay for Two in a Junior Suite Deluxe Room ($977) or a Junior Suite Ocean Front Premium Room ($1,537) with $1,200 in Resort Credit Coupons • A Five-Night Stay for Two in a Junior Suite Deluxe Room ($1...

St. Croix Hotel at Hotel on the Cay

Escape Kit • A Four-Night Stay for Two in a Standard Room ($396) • Or, a Six-Night Stay for Two in a Standard Room ($594) The Destination Combine impossibly blue Caribbean waters with perfect white-sand beaches, toss every im...

All-Inclusive St. Maarten Resort at Sonesta Maho Beach Resort & Casino

Escape Kit • A Four- ($999), Five- ($1,099), or Six-Night ($1,299) Stay for Two in a Pool or Ocean View Room • All Inclusive of Meals, Snacks, Alcoholic and Non-Alcoholic Drinks, Daily Activities, Nightly Entertainment, and All Ta...

Las Vegas Hotel + Casino at Rio All-Suite Hotel and Casino

Escape Kit • A One-Night Stay for Two in a Deluxe King Suite, Sundays through Thursdays ($125) or Fridays and Saturdays ($195) • Two Breakfast or Lunch Passes to the Carnival World Buffet • Two Drinks at iBar and Two Passes to Vo...

Acupressure Face-Lift at Asta Skin & Body Care

Rejuvenate your countenance by visiting the expert estheticians at this spa, who blend ancient Chinese methods with modern healing practices: • $60 ($125 value) for an acupressure face-lift • Acupressure massage, antioxidant mas...

Family or Kids' Photo Session with CD of Images at Attraction Studio Photography

When you visit one of the convenient photography studios in Arcadia or West Covina, your family will pose naturally in up to three outfits with this deal: • $70 ($194 value) for a deluxe photo package for two kids • $40 ($115 va...

90 Minutes of Jewelry Making for up to 12 People at Kidd's Jewelry Heist

At this wonderful home of sparkly crystals, dazzling gemstones, antique chains, and many magical charms and pendants, your adventure-loving kiddo will get to go on an unbeatable treasure hunt: • $62 ($125 value) for 90 minutes of...

12 Weeks of 60- or 90-Minute Soccer Lessons at Los Angeles Soccer Academy

If you want your kids to really nail down the fundamentals of the game in a supportive environment, turn to the United States Soccer Federation-licensed coaches at this top-notch academy: • $75 ($150 value) for 12 weeks of twice-...

Eyebrow Threading with Stain or Lip Threading at Sublime Eyes

Situated on the Sunset Strip, this brow-centric salon boasts stylists who will skillfully define your brows to your exact specifications: • $9 (regularly $18) for brow threading and stain • $7 (regularly $14) for brow and lip t...

One Week of Musical Theater Camp at Musical Theater Los Angeles

With this deal from Musical Theater Los Angeles, you might want to start picking out a spot for your youngster's star on that famed walk: • $139 ($395 value) for one week of musical theater camp for ages 5-15 • Sessions run from...

$20 to Spend on Food and Drink at Aryso Grill

The current owners spent their childhood racing around the restaurant, while their parents served up some of the best Mexican in town. Now, they keep the tradition alive by continuing to prepare zesty fare and dish out ice-cold cerv...

25-Minute Photo Shoot for Up to Eight + Prints at Yuen Lui Studios

That arm's-length smartphone pic looks fine online, but there's nothing like a pro photo shoot from a true industry expert to have you ditching selfies for good: • $49 ($485 value) for a 25-minute studio or outdoor photo shoot fo...

Standup-Paddleboard Rental or Lesson for One, Two, or Four at Malibu Paddle Surf in Santa Monica (Up to 65% Off)

Wetsuits are the only thing preventing paddleboarders from exposing their skin to chilly waters or revealing their newly sprouted gills to the entire beach. Suit up and ship out with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $30 for...

Two-Hour Standup-Paddleboard Rental or Two-Hour Lesson for One or Two at Windsurfdeal (Up to 60% Off)

Even though water covers most of the earth's surface, humans spend most of their lives on land and a small portion in the air while they're sleeping. Float on with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $30 for a two-hour standu...

One, Three, or Six Infrared Body-Wrap Sessions at Premiere Skincare Solutions (Up to 67% Off)

A body wrap is just the first step on a path toward renewal—the next is reenacting your own birth in front of your family. Get a fresh start with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for one infrared body-wrap session (a...

$20 for 30 Classes from MetaBody Yoga & Fitness Pass ($350 Value)

Like tug-of-war tournaments and harmonized singing telegrams, workouts are more effective when done with a group. Join a fitness community with this Groupon. $20 for 30 Yoga and Fitness Classes ($350 Value) This Groupon is valid a...

New American Food and Drinks at The Gaslamp Restaurant & Bar (Up to 51% Off). Two Options Available.

Fine-dining establishments give you options, such as soup or salad, and silver platter or wax-paper-lined top hat. Celebrate good taste with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of New American food and drin...

One- or Two-Night Stay with Appetizer at The Sofia Hotel in San Diego, CA

Historical Hotel with Chic Dining and 24-Hour Yoga Studio The Sofia Hotel in downtown San Diego is the only property in the city listed on the Historic Hotels of America. Though it opened under its current name only five years ago,...

$8 for $16 Worth of Ice-Cream Puffs, Cream Puffs, and Mochi Ice Cream at Beard Papa's

Ice cream can be served any number of ways--in a cone, as a sandwich, or just scooped right into your mouth by some guy in a truck. Have it your way with this Groupon. $8 for $16 Worth of Ice-Cream Puffs, Cream Puffs, and Mochi Ch...

Sunday Wine Tasting for Two or Four with Voucher for Take-Home Bottle at Bellavino Wine Bar (Half Off)

Like choosing a prom date, choosing a favorite wine necessitates sampling a variety to determine which one will produce the nicest bouquet. Enjoy the fruits of competitive courting with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $3...

Six-Hour Wine Country Limo Tour for Six at A Vineyard Tour of Temecula

If you and your five closest companions go ape for the local bounty of grapes, this deal from A Vineyard Tour of Temecula will satisfy your thirsty taste buds: • $579 (regularly $1,170) for a six-hour Wine Country tour for six pe...

Six Streetease Classes at Streetease Dance & Fitness

Joanna Vargas is not just a fitness instructor -- she's also a professional choreographer with more than 18 years of experience. She'll show you the sensual side of dance after you pick up this deal from Streetease Dance & Fitne...

Carpet Cleaning for Two Rooms at Prestige Dry Carpet Cleaning

Spruce up your home with this deal Prestige Dry Carpet Cleaning, which offers superior mobile cleaning services Monday through Saturday each week: • $59 ($120 value) for carpet cleanign for two rooms of up to 500 square feet each...

$50 or $100 to Spend on Food and Drink at Campagnola Trattoria

Cozy up to the bar, or take a seat in the outdoor patio while you sip a glass of red, white, or sparkling wine at this romantic Westwood Italian resto: • $25 for $50 to spend on food and drink for two • $45 for $100 to spend on ...

Stand-Up Paddle Board Lesson or Kayak Rental at Marina Paddle

Californians spend plenty of hours by the water, but now it's time to get in it. For an actual aquatic adventure, head to Marina Paddle in Marina del Rey: • $35 ($80 value) for a two-hour group stand-up paddle board lesson for on...

1/8th Truck Load of Junk Removal at Junk King

Take a sensible step toward organization by clearing the clutter with this deal from Junk King: • $75 (regularly $158) for 1/8th truck load of junk removal • Founded in 2005 by two hard-working friends • Will travel to any home...

$100 or $200 to Spend on Framing - 2 Locations at Frame 2000

A picture is hardly worth a thousand words without a decent frame -- maximize your print's potential with a selection from this custom shop, creating lifelong memories since 1988 at two convenient locations: • $39 for $100 to spe...

Sunset or Evening Cruise Ticket at Cruise Newport Beach

There are plenty of benefits to coastal living, like fresh ocean air, lazy beach days, and the booze cruise. Enjoy a journey along picturesque Newport Bay and Newport Beach with this offer: • $12 ($25 value) for a ticket to an ev...

Nine-Hole Playing Lesson for One or Two with PGA Instructor Gene Hori at Malibu Golf Club (Up to 60% Off)

Golf is so beloved because it combines two of humankind's favorite things—hitting stuff and driving on someone else's lawn. Play through with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a nine-hole playing lesson for one (...

“Diana: Legacy of a Princess” Exhibit for One or Two on “The Queen Mary” (Up to 46% Off)

Nostalgia bathes everything in shades of gold, which is why many financial advisors suggest investing in discarded love letters and fondly remembered bureaus. Remember a richer past with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $...

$10 for a One-Hour Hydrobike Ride from Long Beach Hydrobikes ($20 Value)

Though hydrobikes are like boats in that they provide safe transportation over water, they're most often likened to horses due to their storage consoles for carrots. Climb aboard a water steed with this Groupon. $10 for a One-Hour ...

Eyelash Extensions at Vida Emanuel European Day Spa (Up to 77% Off). Three Options Available.

Eyelash extensions are less painful than poking yourself in the eye with a mascara wand or scotch taping porcupine quills to your eyelids. Open your eyes to beauty with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for one full set...

Celebration Afternoon Tea for Two or Four or $20 for $40 Worth of Loose-Leaf Teas and Accessories at Chado Tea Room

In England, teatime, or afternooningtons, is a tradition as revered as losing Revolutionary Wars. Enjoy a British brew with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a celebration afternoon tea service for two (a $50 value)...

10-Day China Tour with Airfare from Friendly Planet Travel

See Shanghai, Xi’an's Terracotta Army, and the Great Wall of China The tour includes: Round-trip airfare from Los Angeles (LAX) via Air China Three nights at the 4-star Broadway Mansions Hotel in Shanghai; two nights at the 4-...

Seven-Night Costa Rica Vacation with Round-Trip Airfare and Ground Transfers from Travel by Jen

Seven-Night Costa Rica Vacation Included in all options: Round-trip airfare Three nights in a standard room at Hotel Magic Mountain with daily breakfast Three-night, all-inclusive stay in a standard room at Allegro Papagayo inclu...

5 or 10 Fitness Classes at Fitness For Life (Up to 79% Off)

Dancing can be mastered quickly if you come to class ready to learn and with your hip joints already smeared with bicycle grease. Move freely with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for 5 dance-fitness classes (a $100 v...

$24 for a Two-Hour Trampoline-Park Open Jump Package for Two with Soft Drinks at Sky Zone Covina ($53.50 Value)

Exercise brings the whole body to life—your heart begins to race, your muscles begin to contract, and your brain begins to split into three exobrains. Nothing will ever be the same after you use this Groupon. $24 for an Open Jump...

$15 to Spend on Authentic Mexican Fare at Tortas Mexico

An homage to the flavorful fare that comes from San Juan Yucuita of the Oaxaca region, this authentic spot wows with its piled-high tortas (sandwich-like creations) and so much more. Savor these praised eats: • $7 for $15 to spen...

Versa Spa Session with Pre- & Post-Spray Treatment at Glissin

This Smart Tan-certified establishment employs a stringent 50-point inspection system to ensure you can get your bronze on in a clean environment: • $12 ($43 value) for a Versa spa session with pre- and post-spray • Organic, pH-...

Raw Food Class at Blythe Natural Living

From Sprouting 101 and Quick Power Lunches to How to Make Raw Chocolates, Blythe Natural Living teaches a fun and delicious curriculum that makes eating healthy much easier: • $79 (regularly $160) for a raw food class • All clas...

10 or 20 Boot Camp Classes at Sweat City Fitness

With this deal from Sweat City Fitness, get out of your workout rut -- and the gym -- and get ready to experience demanding yet rewarding outdoor workouts that land you the body you want, as well as some fresh air and sun: • $25...

Membership to Page Museum at the La Brea Tar Pits (Up to 57% Off). Four Options Available.

Museums bring history alive, like a skeleton found underneath your house. Explore the natural world with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $35 for a one-year Individual Plus+ membership (a $75 value) $45 for a one-year Dual ...

$20 for a No-Chip Gel Manicure or Basic Manicure and Pedicure at Paola Ponce Nails ($40 Value)

Fingers are essential to body language, from pointing out the person who mugged you to crushing a cupcake to show that what the mugger did was "not sweet." Pamper your pointers with this Groupon. $20 for a No-Chip Basic Gel Manicur...

American Cuisine at The Novel Cafe Pasadena (Up to 52% Off). Three Options Available.

Dining out leaves you with a full stomach, fond memories, and pockets full of restaurant smell to take home to your kids. Enjoy appetizing aromas with this Groupon. Choose From Three Options $12 for $25 worth of dinner $24 for $...

One-Hour Boudoir or Engagement Photo Session at Fino Photography

A talented and experienced photographer, Sarah Browne believes in the artistic power of natural-looking photos -- no matter what type of shoot is in session: • $79 (regularly $400) for one-hour on-location boudoir photo shoot • ...

Five or Ten Hip-Hop Classes for Adults and Teens at Santa Monica Hip-Hop Dance

The groove guru behind this oh-so-hip dance academy has been a dancer-choreographer for more than 25 years, and has appeared in numerous music videos and commercials alongside A-list celebrities -- so yeah, she knows how to equip yo...

Peel, Brazilian Wax, or Eyebrow/Eyelash Treatments at Janette's Skin Care

Imagine what it's like keeping the beautiful folks of Bev Hills looking great since 1993 -- and then understand that Janette Cassandra has been doing that every day since 1993. She's good, really good: • $75 (regularly $150) for ...

3 Oil Changes with a 16-Point Inspection at Vince's Auto Service

For more than a quarter of a century, this family-owned auto shop has been keeping a range of domestic and foreign rides in great working order. Let your four-wheeled friend benefit from the expert care of these certified technician...

Mexican Seafood at El Nuevo Mariscos Tampico (Up to 52% Off). Two Options Available.

Like the whispering voices that tell us what to do, seafood comes from the ocean. Answer the aquatic call with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for $25 worth of Mexican seafood $25 for $50 worth of Mexican seafood D...

Cooking Class for One or Two or Knife-Skills Class for Two at Chefs, Inc. (Up to Half Off)

Cooking is a labor of love, which explains why so many chefs still pine for the meatball that got away. Get involved with your meal with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a cooking class for one (up to a $75 value) ...

One, Three, or Five 50-Minute Swedish Massages at A2Z Health Certified Massage Therapist (Half Off)

People like feeling good, which is why they get massages or wear nice, loose pants. Loosen up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for one 50-minute Swedish massage (a $50 value) $75 for three 50-minute Swedish massag...

$10 for Two Groupons, Each Good for $10 Worth of Frozen Treats at Sno-Biggie ($20 Total Value)

The cold, creamy texture of a sno-ball feels great until you have to sit in a pile of them. Savor sno-balls inside your body with this Groupon. $10 for Two Groupons, Each Good for $10 Worth of Frozen Treats ($20 Total Value) The m...

Middle Eastern Dinner for Two, Four, or Six People at Cali Kabob Restaurant (Up to 68% Off)

People love eating at restaurants because the food is as delicious as a home-cooked meal, but you don't have to eat at a table with your 14 strong, hungry teenage brothers. Get some eating room with this Groupon. Choose from Three ...

60-Minute Massage and Chiropractic Evaluation at Pacific West Health Medical Center

If you feel like you've been dealing with aches and pains for a long time, seek relief in the services of this talented team of doctors and therapists, who have been healing bodies for more than 20 years: • $39 ($220 value) for a...

$20 to Spend on Food and Drink at New Delhi Pasadena

In addition to a robust selection of North Indian dishes that taste straight from the homeland, this wonderfully cozy restaurant also serves up an impressive selection of small-label wines and craft beers -- making it the perfect pl...

$40 to Spend on Food and Drink at Anar Indian Restaurant

Crowd favorites at this North Cahuenga Boulevard resto include chicken tikka sautéed in masala gravy and beef-stuffed samosas. Go with one of those or be your own eater: • $20 for $40 to spend on food and drink • Menu also inclu...

Visit for Two or Four Adults to Mission San Juan Capistrano (Half Off)

History museums instill wonder in those who have become bored with their own closets full of skeletons. Discover a body of knowledge with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $9 for admission for two adults (an $18 value) $18...

$45 for 10 Classes at YogaHop ($150 Value)

Though holding a mountain pose yields comfort and serenity, holding a mountain goat yields a lifelong friendship. Embrace tranquility with this Groupon. $45 for 10 YogaHop Classes ($150 Value) Choose between two locations: Pasad...

Calabasas Malibu Wine & Food Festival Admission on Friday, June 21 or Saturday, June 22 (Up to 77% Off)

Wine gets better with age, like cheese and the value of a first-edition copy of Abraham Lincoln's autobiography, Lincoln for Love in All the Wrong Places. Enjoy timeless taste with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49.99 ...

Two, Four, or Six Laser Spider Vein Removal Treatments at Hair Free Laser Center (Up to 56% Off)

Spider veins always show up uninvited like that one neighbor who steals all of the wedding invites in your mail. Get rid of unwanted guests with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $89 for two laser spider vein removal treatm...

Paddleboarding + Margaritas at Paddleboarding & Margaritas: LivingSocial Original

Dust off the crow -- we've got an adventure that's a veritable tour of world royalty: a guided paddleboarding tour around the Queen Mary followed by merrymaking with our subjects over drinks at the Hotel Maya. We'll meet at the H...

$10 to Spend on Organic, Lactose-Free Ice Cream at Sugar & Salt Creamery

All you lactose-intolerant ice cream lovers can rejoice -- this biz has created amazing frozen treats that are totally dairy-free. And it's all organic, to boot: • $5 for $10 to spend on almond-milk ice cream • $10 for $20 to sp...

Ten Yoga Classes at Shahr Salon & Wellness

Shahr means "to prepare oneself for a sacred event" -- which you can do at least ten times with this offer to one of WeHo's newest and finest yoga studios: • $25 (regularly $150) for ten drop-in yoga classes • Choose from classe...

One or Three Jessner Facial Peels at Glendora Dermatologic and Cosmetic Surgery Center

For 35 years, those in search of healthy-looking skin have been coming to this high-end medical spa run by a highly touted board-certified dermatologist and cosmetic surgeon. See why this place has been a mainstay for so many years:...

$12 for a 24-Hour Spa Day Pass with Sauna, Spa, and Steam-Room Access at Wi Spa ($25 Value)

Everybody unwinds from a stressful day differently: some people hit the spa, whereas others watch flames engulf a big pile of tires. Let tension melt away with this Groupon. $12 for One 24-Hour Spa Day Pass ($25 Value) Over the co...

$1,299 for a Two-Day Permanent-Makeup-Tech Course at Organic Permanent Makeup ($2,999 Value). Two Dates Available.

Permanent makeup stays in place even after crying at a wedding or dunking your face in the punch bowl. Keep it together with this Groupon. $1,299 for an Express Certified Permanent-Makeup-Technician Master Course ($2,999 Value) Ch...

Fries, Chips, and Baked Potatoes at Potato Corner USA (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Most children won't eat a vegetable unless it is fried, just like they won't walk a dog that isn't wearing a bow tie. Pick your battles with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $5 for $10 worth of fries, chips, and baked pot...

Basic Mani-Pedi, One or Two Gel Manicures, or One Acrylic Nail Set at Nails by Courtney (Up to 55% Off)

People express their personality different ways, from painting their nails to look like rainbows to installing a rainbow in their living room as modern art piece. Show some flair with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $15 f...

Paintball Play Package for One, Two, or Four at Paintball Wars (Up to 58% Off)

Like the night you discover that everyone you know is a werewolf, a game of paintball involves hiding behind trees and running away from your friends. Be prepared with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $22 for a basic paintb...

Permanent Makeup Application at Skin Care by Shoshana (Up to 67% Off)

Wearing makeup accentuates your best features, much like going on a double date with your evil twin. Look great all the time with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for a permanent makeup application on the upper or lowe...

Mediterranean and Arabic Cuisine at Aladdin Jr. Restaurant & Cafe (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Few things bring people together like breaking bread, except for gluing broken bread back together in a fit of regret. Learn to accept damaged grains with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for $24 worth of Mediterranea...

An Evening with Tabatha Coffey: Ticket Package at An Evening with Tabatha Coffey at Club Nokia

Thanks to her hit TV show Tabatha Takes Over (currently airing on Bravo), hairstylist, businesswoman, and pop-culture personality Tabatha Coffey is one of the biggest stars around. Now, you'll catch this Australian entertainer live ...

Los Cabos Suite + Dinner for 2 at Marbella Suites en la Playa

Escape Kit • A Four- ($299), Five- ($374), or Six-Night ($449) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Garden-View Suite • Or, a Four- ($399), Five- ($499), or Six-Night ($599) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Partial Ocean View Suite • One R...

All-Inclusive Puerto Vallarta Resort at Vamar Vallarta All Inclusive Marina & Beach Resort

Escape Kit • A Three- ($300), Four- ($400), Five- ($500), or Six-Night ($600) Stay for Two in a Standard or Superior Room From Now to July 4; and August 16 to December 20 • Or, a Three- ($353), Four- ($470), Five- ($588), or Six-N...

Boutique Costa Rican Resort at Hotel Byblos Resort and Casino

The Escape Kit • A Four-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $100 Food Credit ($449) • A Five-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $120 Food Credit ($559) • A Six-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $140 Food Credit ($6...

Oceanfront Boutique Resort at Sandy Haven Luxury Boutique Hotel

The Escape Kit • A Four- ($419) or Five-Night ($500) Stay for Two in a Superior Garden View Room • Or, a Four- ($700) or Five-Night ($875) Stay for Two in an Ocean Front Room • Daily Continental Breakfast and Mimosas • Combine ...

All-Inclusive St. Lucia Resort at Smuggler's Cove St. Lucia

Escape Kit • A Four- ($879) or Six-Night ($1,319) Stay for Two in a Garden-View Suite Between Now and June 30 or September 1 to 30 • Or, a Four- ($999) or Six-Night ($1,499) Stay for Two in a Garden-View Suite Between July 1 and A...

"The Scottsboro Boys": Ticket at Ahmanson Theatre

An acclaimed play by the creators of "Chicago" and "Cabaret," "The Scottsboro Boys" was nominated for a stunning 12 Tony Awards in 2011. Now, you'll catch a performance of this must-see production at the Ahmanson Theatre with this o...

60- or 90-Minute Sports Massage at Balanced Bodyworks LA (Up to 54% Off)

Muscles, like the tails of sleeping cats or levers labeled drain ocean, were never meant to be pulled. Reverse the damage with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a 60-minute sports massage (a $100 value) $69 for a 9...

$10 for $20 Worth of German-Inspired Cuisine and Drinks at Steingarten LA

Eating and drinking with friends makes for a much better Friday night than eating your friends and drinking alone. Gather a crowd with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of German-Inspired Cuisine and Drinks for Two or More Steingart...

$2,799 for a Complete Invisalign Treatment at Ramin Tour DDS (Up to $6,500 Value)

Wearing braces improves teeth, much like trapping a mime in an actual box improves their performances. Straighten up with this Groupon. $2,799 for Complete Invisalign Treatment (Up to $6,500 Value) Invisalign straightens teeth wit...

One or Three 60-Minute Swedish, Deep-Tissue, or Hot-Stone Massages at Ki-Ssage Wellness Center (Up to 62% Off)

Getting a massage is a fun, relaxing, and easy way to have something in common with history's most despotically lavish kings. Get the royal treatment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one 60-minute massage (up...

Vegas Resort + Show at Bally's Las Vegas

Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for Two in a North Tower Deluxe King Room, Sundays through Thursdays ($150) or Fridays and Saturdays ($270) • Two Show Tickets to Jubilee! • $30 Food and Beverage Credit for Bally's Restaurants and ...

Jackson Lake Cottages at Grand Teton Lodge Company

Escape Kit • A Three-Night Stay for Two in a Patio Cottage at Jackson Lake Lodge ($583) • Or, a Three-Night Stay for Two in a Classic Cottage at Jackson Lake Lodge ($793) • Daily Breakfast for Two at the Pioneer Grill • Scenic C...

Four 30-Minute Private Music Lessons at Sunset Learning Studio

With this deal from the music lovers' paradise, see why one extremely proud parent called the recently remodeled Redondo Beach spot "the perfect learning studio." • $39 ($140 value) for four 30-minute private music lessons; ages ...

Yuma River Tubing for Two at Yuma River Tubing

Four hours from LA and three hours from Phoenix rests Yuma, where the meandering Colorado River -- which establishes the border between California and Arizona -- invites you to float along: • $20 (regularly $40) for tubing admiss...

$40 Toward Boutique Clothing for Infants and Kids at Aldabella Scarpa

The wonderfully curated collection of clothing, footwear, and accessories make Aldabella Scarpa an amazing establishment, but it's the one-for-one shoe program that really makes this boutique special -- for every pair you purchase, ...

Sushi-Making Class with Food and Drinks for One or Two at Ninja Hops (Up to 58% Off)

In America, Japan is thought of as the birthplace of sushi and the country that kind of looks like a shrimp. Learn more about the world with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for a sushi-making class with food and drin...

$1,750 for a Conventional LASIK Surgery for Both Eyes at Laser Eye Center ($4,200 Value)

$1,750 for Conventional LASIK for Both Eyes ($4,200 Value) After an initial consultation, clients relax in a reclining chair as a surgeon-piloted laser system modifies cornea shapes in an effort to increase the eye's ability to abs...

One- or Two-Night Stay with Spa Credit or Massage and Wine at Miracle Springs Resort & Spa in Desert Hot Springs, CA

Romantic Getaway with Natural Hot Mineral-Water Pools More than a century ago, in the California town of Desert Hot Springs, both hot and cold natural mineral springs were discovered atop the aptly named Miracle Hill. As a result, ...

$22 for a Signature Relaxation Package with Reflexology, Massage, and Foot Soak at Happy Feet Foot Massage ($45 Value)

The shoulders carry much of the body's tension, as well as the body's finite supply of shrugs. Let go with this Groupon. $22 for a Signature Relaxation Package and Milk Foot Soak ($45 Value) Milk foot soak 40-minute reflexology t...

Two-Hour Closet Organization Session & Consult at Janet Grey, Interior and Personal Stylist

You don't have space for new clothing in your closet, much less skeletons. Learn how to restore order with help from Janet Grey's style and spatial brilliance: • $99 (regularly $300) for a two-hour closet organization session &am...

Tile and Grout Cleaning for Up to 300 Square Feet at Trojan Carpet Care

Tough stains call for tough love. That's why this Pasadena-based outfit uses a proprietary cleaning system to restore tile and grout to like-new condition. Eliminate bacteria and mineral deposits with this deal: • $150 ($300 valu...

Two or Three Hours of Handyman Services at Super Handyman Service

Fortunately for us, Super Handyman Service doesn't wear a cape and spandex while he works -- even better, he performs in-home fix-ups in and around Hollywood: • $70 (regularly $140) for two hours of handyman services • $90 (regu...

$20 For $40 Worth Of Children’s Haircuts (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$20 Certificates) at Young Attitudes

After a certain age, trimming your child’s hair with a plastic bowl and sewing shears is about as desirable to them as going to the dentist, doing homework or visiting that aunt who pinches their cheeks just a little too often. Ret...

Dental Exam with Cleaning and X-Rays or Zoom! Whitening Treatment at Tarzana and Maxella Dental Group (Up to 89% Off)

Teeth are important—without them, eating would be hard, smiles would look weird, and you'd have to invent some kind of machine to shred your old credit cards. Protect your mouth's identity with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Op...

60-Minute Boudoir Photo Shoot with Optional Hairstyling or Corset at DeBoudoir (Up to 94% Off)

In a long-distance relationship, you can keep the romance alive by mailing boudoir photos or a novelty gun that shoots out a flag that says, Sexy. Keep your eternal flame flickering with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $4...

Persian Dinner for Two, Four, or Six at Reyhan Persian Grill (Up to 60% Off)

The first European explorers set sail to find new, exotic spices to please their hungry monarchs, but all they discovered were heaps of inedible gold. Broaden your mouth's horizons with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 ...

11-Day Thailand Tour with Airfare from Affordable Asia Tours

Buddhist Temples, Colorful Flower Markets, and Ancient Ruins The tour includes: Round-trip airfare from New York (JFK) or Los Angeles (LAX) via Air China Fuel surcharge and tax Round-trip airport-hotel transfers Daily breakfast a...

3- or 5-Night Stay with Breakfast, One Dinner, and Airport Transfers at Bora Bora Pearl Beach Resort & Spa in Bora Bora

4.5-Star Luxurious Resort on Isolated Islet Facing Bora Bora Facing the romantic Bora Bora in French Polynesia is a small, isolated islet named Motu Tevairoa. Here you’ll find the Bora Bora Pearl Beach Resort & Spa, a luxurio...

Seven-Day Tokyo Vacation with City Tour, Airfare, and Accommodations from Friendly Planet Travel

Tokyo, Japan: Historic City with a Modern Skyline Tokyo is home to an almost endless array of neon boulevards lined with ultramodern buildings, shopping centers, and restaurants. But there’s a historic side to the city as well: a...

Nail Services at Concerto Salon and Spa (Up to 64% Off). Two Options Available.

Like Jacksons, fingers and toes perform best in groups of five and when dressed in matching colors. Pamper your appendage quintets with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for a choice of one nail service (up to a $35 val...

$11 for $22 Worth of Hummus, Pitas, and Healthy Salads at Pita Jungle in Pasadena

Veggie burgers have changed the way we think about this all-American treat, inspiring meat-free 4th of July barbecues and firework displays of TNT-rigged chickpeas. Take a bite out of healthy fare with this Groupon. $11 for $22 Wor...

Five or Ten Play Passes at Under the Sea Indoor Playground

Named the best spot for themed parties by LAFamily.com, this ocean-themed facility is packed to the gills with fun toys and equipment sure to engage kids of all ages: • $22 (regularly $45) for five play passes in Burbank or Altad...

Week of Full-Day Summer Camp at Kids Klub

Summer is a great time for growing and learning, and no one knows that better than the development specialists and educators at Kids Klub. With this deal, make sure your little one's time off in the upcoming months is enriching: ...

Full Set of Mink-Blend Lashes with Touchup Option at Winx Beautique (77% Off)

Eyes are the windows to your soul, and eyelashes are the drapes that keep others from looking in when your soul is getting dressed. Get soulful eyes with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a full set of mink-blend e...

Tomato Assault for One or Two on Saturday, June 22, at The Fairplex (Up to 56% Off)

Choose Between Two Options $29 for one ticket to Tomato Assault (up to a $63.09 value) $55 for two tickets to Tomato Assault (up to a $126.18 value) Doors open at noon on Saturday, June 22, for an all-day celebration that includ...

Trapeze Class for One or Two at Richie Gaona Flying Trapeze in Woodland Hills (Up to 52% Off)

Mastering the flying trapeze can pay off when faced with challenges such as performing the uneven-bars portion of a job interview. Swing to success with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $42 for a trapeze class for one (an...

5 or 10 Yoga Classes, or One Month of Unlimited Classes at Yoga World Studio (Up to 68% Off)

The power of yoga is undeniable, unlike the power of the all-kitten shadow government that lives inside Mount Rushmore. Find the source of true strength with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for 5 yoga classes (a $75 v...

$12 for $25 Worth of Wine Tastings and Small Plates at Wine Expo

Explorer Ponce de León abandoned his quest to discover the mythical land of wine after a tumble into the Fountain of Youth left him eternally juvenile. Take up his journey with this Groupon. $12 for $25 Worth of Wine Tastings and ...

One or Two Shellac Manicures at The M Salon (Up to 53% Off)

Hardwearing Shellac nail polish is ideal for those who work with their hands, such as gardeners, hairstylists, and prisoners digging their way to freedom. Look good at work with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for on...

Tinting for Five Car Windows or Front Two Car Windows at Nick's Glass Tinting (Up to 51% Off)

Like a pair of sunglasses, automotive window tinting reduces glare and makes it harder for people to tell which of your eyes is the glass one. Cultivate an air of mystery with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for tint...

$15 for $30 Worth of Cookie Sandwiches and Other Treats at Xtreme Desserts

Anticipation is a powerful motivator, which is why people rush through dinner to get to dessert or fast-forward a movie to see who key-gripped it. Skip to the best part with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Cookie Sandwiches and ...

Café and Creperie Food for Lunch or Dinner at Cafe LuMar (Half Off)

Eating at home can save money, but if you don't leave the house you'll never meet a rich stranger who will give you all his money in return for raising his adult children. Get out there with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options...

Velodrome Thrill Class at VELO Sports Center

As a national training center for USA Cycling -- and the first and only international-class permanent indoor track in the country -- the VELO Sports Center is every cyclist's dream setting. Step into this one-of-a-kind space for you...

$45 for a Blue-Whale-Watching Cruise for Two from Harbor Breeze Cruises in Long Beach (Up to $100 Value)

Even though water covers most of the earth's surface, humans spend most of their lives on land and a small portion in the air while they're sleeping. Float on with this Groupon. $45 for a Blue Whale Cruise for Two (Up to $100 Value...

$49 for Rowing Lesson for Two, One-Hour Boat Rental, and Water Bottles at Phins Water Sports Club ($110 Value)

Boats allow man to explore the last uncharted territory: the other side of the marina. Chart your own course with this Groupon. $49 for Rowing Lesson for Two, One Hour of Rowing Time, and Two Stainless-Steel Water Bottles ($110 Val...

30-Minute Flight-Simulator Session with Pre-Flight Session and Airport Tour for One or Two at U.S. Aviators (63% Off)

Early man's attempts at flying included sewing feathers onto his arms or trying to harpoon a passing comet. Learn to fly the new-fashioned way with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for a 30-minute flight-simulator ses...

$10 for $20 Worth of Burgers, Drinks, and Billiards at Jake's of Pasadena

The hamburger, America’s national meal, has always been served during Independence Day cookouts and the competitive-eating portion of presidential debates. Eat like Ike with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Burgers, Drinks, and...

Concerts at Saint Rocke: Tickets + Drinks at Saint Rocke

Listening to CDs is fine for some people, but nothing rocks quite like live music. Plug in for the sweet sounds of this offer, and you'll take in a great covert at Saint Rocke, located in Hermosa Beach. For $22 ($44 value), you'll s...

Indoor Rock Climbing at Hangar 18 Indoor Climbing Gyms (Up to 58% Off). Three Options Available.

As Marvin Gaye once sang, "There ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough, ain't no climbing wall with enough of those tiny little hand holds that you can't even get your finger tips on." Get a grip with this Groupo...

Seafood Takeout for Two or Four at Mel’s Fish Shack (Half Off)

Dining out means not having to look up dinner recipes at work, allowing you to get back to what you're there to do: defend your edits of the Event Horizon Wikipedia page. Explore the outer reaches of dining with this Groupon. Choos...

All-You-Can-Eat Brazilian Churrasco Dinner for Two or Four on Sunday–Friday or on Saturday at Samba (Up to Half Off)

One of Benjamin Franklin's last theories was that taking in a good view while eating aids both in digestion and in the ability to squeeze milk out of coal. Prove him half right with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $32 for ...

One or Two Brazilian Bikini Waxes at lay Bare Waxing Salon (Up to 58% Off)

Removing body hair reveals your sleek skin beneath, much as cutting the grass in your yard reveals its sleek skin beneath. Show some skin with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options: $15 for one Brazilian bikini wax at the Studio...

$299 for a PADI National Geographic Open-Water Scuba Certification at Aquanautics Dive ($625 Value)

Scuba diving has allowed humans to explore uncharted terrain and discover which of its majestic wildlife is delicious. Dive in to this Groupon. $299 for PADI National Geographic Open-Water Scuba Certification ($625 Value) During t...

Bowling Package with Shoe Rental for One or Up to Four at Brunswick Zone (Up to Half Off)

Utterly useless outside the realm of competitive raccoon tickling, the human thumb would have no conceivable function were it not required to guide a bowling ball to its target. Treat it to a little rabies-free fun with this Groupon...

LA Galaxy Ticket Package + Postgame Fireworks! at LA Galaxy at Home Depot Center

After capturing the MLS Cup for the second-straight season, the LA Galaxy are looking to make it three in a row. Catch all the action as the Galaxy take on the Seattle Sounders on Sunday, May 26 with this offer. You'll have your cho...

Taste of Alhambra: Ticket Package at Taste of Alhambra

If you're looking for a reason to raise a glass, today's deal is a delicious excuse. Celebrate the finer flavors of the San Gabriel Valley at the 2013 Taste of Alhambra on Sunday, June 2. Enjoy an evening of gourmet glory at this po...

$20 for $40 Worth of Japanese Food at Ten Shabu in West Covina

Watching chefs prepare your dinner ensures that they are using fresh ingredients instead of arranging pictures cut from the menu atop a bed of rice. See food with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Japanese Food In this shabu-shab...

One, Five, or Ten Pilates Equipment Classes at Sports & Spine Rehabilitation Center (Up to 61% Off)

Pilates combines strength with grace, much likes a ballet dancer’s pirouette or a baseball player’s apology for eating pine tar. Reach for greatness with Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for one Pilates equipment class ...

Carpet Steam Cleaning for Three or Five Rooms at Carpet Cleaning Los Angeles

Placing furniture over spills will only take you so far. Carpet Cleaning Los Angeles's unique steam cleaning method works to dissolve grime and pollutants: • $49 ($150 value) for a steam carpet cleaning for up to three rooms and ...

20-Point A/C Tune-Up at Air 4 Seasons

Avoid a sweltering summer by making sure your air-conditioning is up to par with help from this locally owned, family-operated business: • $35 ($75 value) for a 20-point A/C tune-up • Healthy A/C system could help lower energy c...

90-Minute Group Sailing Lesson for One or Two from South Bay Sailing (Up to 53% Off)

Sailing lessons teach you to navigate choppy waters or awkward conversations during unnaturally still waters. Weather any storm with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $37 for a 90-minute group introductory sailing lesson f...

Specialty Mixed Drinks and Beer at The Parlour Room of Hollywood (Up to 47% Off). Two Options Available.

Vodka comes from fermenting grains or potatoes, just as wine comes from criticizing grapes until they cry. Drink your fruit and veggies with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $16 for $30 worth of specialty cocktails and be...

Two-Hour Standup-Paddleboard Rental for Two, Four, or Six from Fuze Sports LLC (Up to 75% Off)

Red sky at night is a sailor’s delight, but red sky at morning means the ship's been steered inside a volcano. Discover further aquaformation with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a two-hour standup-paddleboard r...

Portrait Packages with Three-Image CD and Prints or Gallery-Wrap at jcp portraits (Up to 83% Off)

Family portraits are great for remembering special occasions, such as the arrival of a new baby or that time everyone just happened to wear the same pantsuit. Capture the moment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 fo...

Weekday or Weekend Bowling for Up to 6 at Western Bowling Proprietors Association (Up to 74% Off). 6 Locations Available

A single game of bowling, much like a child's drawing which accidentally went through the shredder, is divided into ten frames. Win a gold star with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for two hours of unlimited bowling...

$29 for Ready, Set, Glow 5K and Food Festival on Saturday, August 17, from Healthy Races ($60 Value)

Running was popular in Europe long before it caught on in America, which is why most races are measured in kilometers and why most of the Pilgrims were eaten by bears. Race to the top of the food chain with this Groupon. $29 for En...

Helicopter Tour for Two or Three from Star Helicopters (Up to 43% Off)

Helicopters are so beloved that they've earned countless nicknames, such as "choppers," "harleys" (short for harley-copters), and "motor-cycles," for the many cycling motors they contain. Be an easy glider with this Groupon. Choose...

$20 for Show for Two, an Appetizer, and a Piece of Cake at Flappers Comedy Club (Up to $58 Value)

When comedians get onstage, they open their lives to audiences and to any burglars who realize they won't be home for hours. Help yourself to comedic treasures with this Groupon. The Deal $20 for a comedy show package for two (up...

Two, Four, or Six Nonsurgical Ultrasonic-Liposuction Treatments at Desert Plastic Surgery Center (Up to 86% Off)

Mathematicians have worked to find a formula for beauty, but the best they have done is make a scatterplot that looks like Snow White. Be the fairest one of all with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for two nonsurgical...

Eyelash Extensions with Options for 2, 5, or 11 Refills at Zen Lashess (Up to 76% Off)

Eyelashes serve two purposes: to keep dirt and dust out of the eyes, and to keep the eye twinkle trapped where it belongs. Keep everything in its place with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $55 for a full set of eyelash ext...

One Month of Unlimited Outdoor Boot-Camp Classes for One or Two from OC Fitness Boot Camp (Up to 87% Off)

Flipping a tire end over end is both a common boot-camp exercise and a gross misunderstanding of what the wheel was meant to do. Rethink conventions with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one month of unlimited boo...

One or Three 60-Minute Swedish or Combination Massages at Kanya Day Spa & Massage Therapy (Up to 56% Off)

Swedish massage is not to be confused with Swiss massage, in which the therapist refuses to involve themselves in any tension. Neutralize your pain with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one 60-minute Swedish or co...

Thai Food at Bamboo House (Half Off)

Chopstick masters are capable of amazing acts of dexterity, such as juggling rice and building a sand castle one grain at a time. Achieve nimble nourishment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $11 for $22 worth of Thai ...

Barbecue and Seafood at J & J’s BBQ & Fish (52% Off)

Water covers more than 75% of the globe, teeming with still undiscovered life forms we could probably boil. Discover delicious fish with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for $25 worth of barbecue and seafood $24 for $...

Weekend Zoo Trip for Two or Four to America’s Teaching Zoo (Up to Half Off)

Lions are unpredictable creatures, which is why you should never approach them in the wild or depend on them to babysit your pet gazelle. Have a brush with the animal kingdom with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $8 for a...

Indian Food and Drinks at Agra Indian Kitchen and The Indian Kitchen (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Going out to a restaurant with your family is a great way to catch up and an even better way to prove to your parents that you've finally learned to eat without screaming between bites. Reveal the new you with this Groupon. Choose ...

5 or 10 Aerial Yoga, Barre Boot Camp, Piloxing, Pilates, or Yoga Classes at Coolhotyoga (Up to 71% Off)

Yoga poses combine strength and elegance, much like an advanced suspension bridge or any grandmother. Bend without breaking with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $39 for 5 AntiGravity aerial yoga classes (a $125 value) $75 ...

AIDS Walk Long Beach & Beach Life Challenge Event at AIDS Walk Long Beach

Now in its 25th year, the AIDS Walk Long Beach & Beach Life Challenge Event strives to raise money for HIV prevention education for the servicing agencies from Manhattan Beach to Long Beach. With this offer, you can show your lo...

Posture Scan and One or Two Massages at Vitality Health Center (Up to 87% Off)

The shoulders carry much of the body’s tension, as well as the body’s finite supply of shrugs. Let go with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a posture scan and one 50-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $2...

$2,999 for Complete Invisalign Treatment at Center for Oral Health ($6,500 Value)

Teeth are important--without them, eating would be hard, smiles would look weird, and you'd have to invent some kind of machine to shred your old credit cards. Protect your mouth's identity with this Groupon. $2,999 for Complete In...

$30 for $100 Worth of Custom Framing Services at FrameStore

Without framing, all paper objects would be considered equal, making cocktail napkins as valuable as the first transatlantic paper airplane. Outfit prized pieces with this Groupon. $30 for $100 Worth of Custom Framing Though price...

One-Day Spa Pass for One or Two with Massage Credit and Optional Mani-Pedis at New Valley Day Spa (Up to 71% Off)

A day at the spa is as relaxing as the first eight weeks living alone on a submarine. Succumb to the silence with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $15 for one day pass and one $20 massage credit (a $50 total value) $25 for ...

5 or 10 Ballet-Inspired Fitness Classes at Cardio Barre Redondo Beach (Up to 67% Off)

Choose Between Two Options $29 for 5 ballet-inspired fitness classes (an $80 value) $49 for 10 ballet-inspired fitness classes (a $150 value) During classes, students balance at a ballet barre as they isolate and contract specif...

Gourmet Chocolate and Sweets at The San Francisco Chocolate Factory (Up to 53% Off). Two Options Available.

Like fine wine, chocolate comes in many varieties and tastes better when you talk about it in a French accent. Parlez vous delicious with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of sweets $19 for $40 worth of s...

One, Three, or Five 50-Minute Infrared Body Wraps at Sun Spa (Up to 73% Off)

Bodies, like sub sandwiches, teddy bears, and leftovers, are often wrapped to keep out toxins, condense in size, and prolong expiration dates. Keep from spoiling with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $26 for one 50-minute ...

Two or Four Hours of Handyman Services at Perfect Builders

Priding themselves on listening to what a customer really wants in order to deliver a dream product, these construction pros will tackle any odd job you throw at them: • $49 ($130 value) for two hours of handyman services • $94 ...

Exterior Power Washing for up to 1,000 Square Feet at So Cal Power Washing

This licensed and insured teams combines eco-friendly detergents with a machine that delivers up to 4,000 pounds of pressure per square inch -- meaning dirt and grime don't stand a chance. • $125 ($250 value) for exterior power w...

$20 for $40 Worth of Upscale American Cuisine at The Farm of Beverly Hills

Like cartoon humor, the best American food is made with an iron skillet, impeccable timing, and impeggable egg puns. Refine your patriotic palate with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Upscale American Cuisine Patrons can swing b...

One or Two 60-Minute Signature Facials at dr LASER (Up to 69% Off)

Teenagers are particularly prone to clogged pores, due to raging hormones that compel them to smooch every oil painting in sight. Polish your portrait with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 60-minute signature ...

Standup-Paddleboarding Lesson and Tour for One or Two from Channel Islands Kayak Center (Up to 74% Off)

Numerous ecological regulations impact our fish, yet few volunteers are interested in doing the hard work of registering them to vote. Canvass your local waterways with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for a standup-p...

Haircut, Conditioning, and Style with Options for Single Color or Highlights at Studio 818 Beauty Lounge (Up to 71% Off)

A new hairstyle can transform your entire appearance, assuming that you are buried up to your head in quicksand. Look great from top to bottom with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for a haircut, conditioning, and styl...

Pilates Classes and Private Lessons at The Pilates Bodyshop (Up to 53% Off). Three Options Available.

Pilates helps increase core strength, which can prevent injury while working out or forming a column in a human Parthenon. Strike a classic pose with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for three classes (a $75 value) $69...

Mexican Food and Drinks at Ocho Taqueria (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Tortillas make food easier to eat, which is why astronauts only eat dehydrated bean-and-cheese burritos while in space. Eat like an astronaut with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for $50 worth of Mexican food and dri...

Consultation, X-Rays, and Massage with Option for Two Spinal Adjustments at Encino Chiropractic (Up to 91% Off)

Getting massages is a healthy practice, unlike alphabetizing your flaws in a filing cabinet labeled "Shame Box." Adopt a good habit with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a two-visit chiropractic package (a $406 tot...

New American Cuisine at Sage Restaurant and Lounge (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Dining out gives you a break from cooking and keeps your crippling fear of fire a secret for one more night. Get a hot meal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for New American cuisine for two (a $30 value) $30 for ...

Ticket to "Iron Man 3" in 3D at El Capitan Theatre

Marvel's Iron Man 3 pits brash-but-brilliant industrialist Tony Stark/Iron Man against an enemy whose reach knows no bounds. When Stark finds his personal world destroyed at his enemy's hands, he embarks on a harrowing quest to find...

$20 for $40 Worth of Farm-to-Table Rustic California Cuisine and Fine Wine at Bosc (Half Off)

As the saying goes, in wine there is truth, which is why most interrogations take place over candlelit dinners. Enjoy some light conversation with this Groupon. $20 for $40 worth of Farm-to-Table Cuisine and Fine Wine Choose from ...

Mediterranean Food and Drinks for Two, Four, or More at Layla's Cafe & Catering (Half Off)

Like a gentle dragon or the earth itself, a falafel's rough exterior belies its inner warmth. Crunch through outer shells with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of Mediterranean food and drinks for two or...

Italian Food at Enzo's Italian Restaurant at The Glen Tavern Inn (Up to 51% Off). Two Options Available.

ßPasta became a staple of Italian fare after Roman Emperor Caligula famously appointed a plate of lasagna to the Senate. Elect to eat decadently with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of Italian food $39...

$22 for a Brazilian Wax at Piel Skin Care in Beverly Hills ($55 Value)

Unwanted body hair can make it unpleasant to go to the beach, much like the realization that everyone else there eats off the same sand as you. Walk proudly through paradise with this Groupon. $22 for a Brazilian Wax ($55 Value) P...

Mexican Cuisine or 52-Taco Party Tray from House of Tacos (Up to 51% Off). Three Options Available.

Dining out with young children can be a challenge, especially when they won't stop playing with their food or mispronouncing "bouillabaisse." Enjoy a family meal with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $11 for $22 worth of M...

$25 for Seafood Meal with Wine or Beer for Two at Hokkaido Seafood Buffet (Up to $48.98 Value)

Buffets spare diners the paralyzing indecision of a long menu and whether it's more appropriate to call the waiter "sir" or "buddy." Make confident mealtime choices with this Groupon. $25 for a Seafood Buffet for Two (Up to $48.98 ...

Odditorium Visit for Two or Four at Ripley's Believe It or Not! (Up to 53% Off)

Robert Ripley made his name showcasing some of nature’s strangest phenomena, from optical illusions to two-headed animals to why his trees were capable of growing toilet paper during homecoming games. Study mysterious streamers wi...

Beer-Tasting Cruise for Two or Four with Appetizers from Corks Away (Up to 57% Off)

Though the "noble experiment" of Prohibition failed, other noble experiments, such as teaching horses how to shoot guns and giving suffrage to any horse that could shoot a gun, were huge successes. Celebrate the failure of the 18th ...

Sewing-Machine Class with Optional Grocery-Tote Class and Clothing-Construction Classes at 8-Limbs (Up to 63% Off)

Learning how to sew has numerous benefits—you can patch up holes in your clothes, craft a purse, or make a quilt to finally snuff out that fire. Pinpoint your new hobby with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $30 for a two-...

Introduction to Rock-Climbing Package or a One-Month Climbing Membership at Rockreation (Up to 51% Off)

The road less traveled is often the more fulfilling one, especially when it bypasses Robert Frost's tiger pits. Diverge from a rote route with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for a Fight Gravity One package (a $45 va...

One Surf Lesson, Three Surf Lessons or Half-Day Surfboard or Paddleboard Rental at Star-Surf (Up to 62% Off)

Surfing is full of its own fun terminology, such as "hang ten" and "I am Poseidon incarnate and I rule these seas." Be a superhuman surfer with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $48 for one surf lesson (a $99 value) $144 for...

Downtown Bike Tour + Dinner with Redd's Apple Ale at Bikes + Burgers + Beers: LivingSocial Original

Strap on your riding helmut and get ready to see Chicago in a whole new way with this LivingSocial Original Production: a bike tour through downtown with dinner and drinks in partnership with Redd's Apple Ale. Pay $35 (regularly ...

BBQ + Beer + Bluegrass picked by Redd's Apple Ale at BBQ + Beer + Bluegrass: LivingSocial Original

When the weather gets warm, there's little better than delicious grub, crisp drinks, and live music -- except maybe all three at the same time. Score the ultimate springtime surprise with this offer: a barbecue, beer, and bluegrass ...

Scenic Bike Tour + Lunch + Beer at Bikes + Lunch + Beer: LivingSocial Original

Strap on your riding helmet and get ready to see the outdoors in a whole new way with this LivingSocial Original Production: a 25-mile scenic bike tour with lunch and a post-trail beer. Join our LivingSocial staff outside of the ...

Two or Four Lipolaser Treatments at Doctors Weight Loss & Body Contouring (Up to 65% Off)

Choose Between Two Options $150 for two lipolaser treatments (a $400 value) $280 for four lipolaser treatments (an $800 value) Using a YOLO Curve lipolaser, technicians apply pressure to problem areas such as the waistline, butt...

Healthy, California-Style Deli Food at The Nosh of Beverly Hills (Half Off). Two Options Available.

When people say, “It’s what’s inside that counts,” they’re either talking about a sandwich or reciting the world’s most unimaginative accounting firm slogan. Get in on the conversation with this Groupon. Choose Between ...

Individual, Family, Senior, or Senior Family Membership for One Year to South Coast Botanic Garden (Half Off)

For thousands of years, humans have studied trees to learn how they too can provide suitable housing for squirrels and grow lemons from their fingertips. Branch out with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $15 for a one-year i...

$50 for $100 Worth of Fresh Seafood Delivery at Kanaloa Seafood

Doctors recommend eating fish regularly and mouth kissing one at least once per lifetime. Say "Oh-mega!" with this Groupon. $50 for $100 Worth of Environmentally-Sustainable Fresh Seafood Delivery The selection of fish includes Ca...

$39 for a Teeth-Whitening Package with In-Office Exam and Take-Home Kit from New Line Smile Network (Up to $450 Value).

You only get one set of adult teeth, which is why it's so important to keep them in a safe between dental visits. Unlock the secrets of oral health with this Groupon. $39 for a Teeth-Whitening Package with In-Office Exam and Take-H...

Six or Ten 10-Ounce Treats at Tutti Frutti Frozen Yogurt (Up to 62% Off)

Dinner without dessert is like a foreign movie without subtitles—you can digest both, but you'll probably miss out on the good parts. Fast-forward to tasty endings with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $11 for a 6-visit...

Crepes and More for Breakfast, Lunch, or Dinner at Crepes and Grapes Café in Whittier (Half Off)

Crepes are to pancakes as Europeans are to Americans: thinner and filled with Nutella. Find your center with this Groupon.  Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of crepes and more for breakfast or lunch $15 for $30 wort...

"Terminator Too": Ticket to Live Theater Parody at "Terminator Too"

Everyone's favorite '90s action movie comes back to life with this offer: Snag yourself a seat at Terminator Too, the hilarious interactive live theater parody of the sci-fi blockbuster. Hollywood's 21+ bar, Dragonfly, plays the ...

Emerging Artists Concert Series at Concert Series at 918 F Street

In case you missed out on our sold-out shows last year at LivingSocial's 918 F Street, now's your chance to get in on the action and check out some talented groups perform in one of DC's best music spaces. Enter: a new concert serie...

"Parade": One Musical Ticket at 3-D Theatricals

In 1913 Leo Frank -- a Jewish factory owner -- was accused and convicted of murdering a 13-year old employee... but it was the events around the conviction that ultimately led to the formation of the Anti-Defamation League and Jewis...

Sunset Kayaking + Appetizers with Redd's Apple Ale at Sunset Kayaking & Apps: LivingSocial Original

True to its glacial roots, Lake Union is the perfect place to slow things down and enjoy a lazy Seattle evening. Head to the lake for this perfectly paced adventure in partnership with Redd's Apple Ale: A guided sunset kayaking tou...

Sunset Kayak + Dinner with Redd's Apple Ale at Sunset Kayak Adventure + Dinner: LivingSocial Original

When you feeling like you're up a creek in our concrete city, hit the open water and relax with this offer: an hour-long inflatable sunset kayak adventure followed by a delicious Mexican-style dinner at Wahoo's Fish Tacos in partner...

Horseback Riding + Cookout with Redd's Apple Ale at Horseback Riding: LivingSocial Original

Strap on your cowboy boots and get ready for a high falutin' hoedown when you saddle up to this offer for a horseback ride followed by either a catered lunch or a western-style cookout party, complete with round-trip transportation ...

Zoo Outing for Two or Four to Wildlife Learning Center (Up to $10 Off)

Zoos teach visitors the mysteries of the animal kingdom, revealing why flamingos stand on one leg and how a leopard's spots never clash with the rest of its outfit. Learn more feral facts with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Optio...

21 Days or 6 Weeks of Unlimited Boot-Camp Sessions at Fit Body Boot Camp (Up to 85% Off)

Exercise keeps the body in peak condition, which explains the marbleized ThighMaster lying next to Michelangelo's David. Enjoy an anatomical renaissance with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 21 days of unlimited f...

Headlight Restoration or Exterior Detail at Cooks Collision (Up to 76% Off)

Headlights not only illuminate the road at night, they remind deer to stand on the shoulder and point out any potholes. Keep your night lights bright with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for headlight restoration (an...

Public Ice Skating with Skates for Two or Four, or a Four-Week Ice Skating Course at The Rinks — Lakewood ICE (Half Off)

The frictionless thrill of ice skating is what people seek whenever they skid across linoleum in socks or dive down the county fair's butter slides. Don't let anything slow you down with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $1...

Two-Hour History and Wildlife Kayak Tour for One or Two from Channel Islands Kayak Center (56% Off)

Numerous ecological regulations impact our fish, yet few volunteers are interested in doing the hard work of registering them to vote. Canvass your local waterways with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a two-hour ...

Peruvian Food and Drinks at Lola's Peruvian Restaurant (Half Off). Two Options Available.

The hunt for marine life has inspired some of mankind's greatest literature, from Melville's Moby-Dick to Hemingway's The Old Man Vs. The Sea: An Autobiographical Thriller. Reel in a meal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Optio...

Brazilian Blowout with Optional Haircut at Studio 818 Beauty Lounge (Up to 40% Off)

It's nice to have hair so soft people want to run their fingers through it, unless those people are oafish farm hands who don't know their own strength. Enjoy a delicate touch with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for...

Weekend Sunset Cruise for One or Two from Newport Fun Tours (Up to 65% Off)

Boats are like rich parents, in that they will float you for a few years while you drift around playing acoustic guitar and working on your coming of age novel. Live the dream with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for...

$10 for $20 Worth of Deli and Diner Food at Fromin's Delicatessen & Restaurant

Sandwiches can be any combination of bread, filling, and spread, which is why they are called "the slot machine of foods." Hit the jackpot with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Deli and Diner Food All-day breakfasts include bage...

Two or Four Hours of Tape-to-DVD Transfers from iPreservedIt (Up to 85% Off)

Video footage preserves family moments that might otherwise be forgotten, like the day Grandpa wiped everyone's memory with a spy drug. Bring precious records to the digital age with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 f...

Tasting for Two, Glasses, and Gourmet Cheese with Option for a Take-Home Bottle at Orange Coast Winery (Up to 61% Off)

Like a velvet suit, a grape is classiest when crushed. Sip opulent squeezes with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a wine tasting for two with wineglasses and a gourmet cheese platter (a $70 value) $39 for everythi...

Wine Tasting for Two or Four, or Wine Tasting for Six and $20 Wine Credit at Uncorked Hermosa (Up to 55% Off)

The human palate can make very subtle distinctions, from finding floral notes in a pinot noir to determining the exact value of a rare stamp. Lick your thirst with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for a wine tasting fo...

Indian Cuisine for Two or Four at Anarkali Indian Restaurant (Half Off)

Indian cuisine spans a range of flavors: from the spicy taste of vindaloo to the mild taste of rice pudding to the supermild taste of a folded napkin you put all the way in your mouth. Taste real Indian food with this Groupon. Choo...

One or Three 80-Minute Rejuvenating Collagen Facials at Beauty in Motion Studio (56% Off)

A trip to the spa can be a chance for women to discuss topics that make men uncomfortable, such as women. Get chatting with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 80-minute rejuvenating collagen facial (an $88 value...

Aveda Concept Salon Haircut Package with Options for Full Color or Highlights, Or Conditioning Treatment (Up to 55% Off)

Stylists are trained to cut hair into flattering shapes, and as long as they do it's none of your business whether they're also brewing your hair clippings into a tea that's helping them live longer. Send your locks along with this ...

Eyelash Extensions with Option to Add 2, 5, or 11 Refills at Beyond Beauty Parlor (Up to 64% Off)

Long lashes draw attention to your eyes, luring potential mates close enough to stun with a long list of reasons to marry you. Get a new look with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $59 for one full set of eyelash extensions...

One or Two Blowouts or Color and a Blowout at Style Bar BH (Up to 55% Off)

Some people use mirrors to make sure every hair is in place, whereas others use mirrors to make it look like they own more birds than they really do. Reflect on a new style with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options Options $16...

One or Two 60-Minute Massages at Da-Lha Spa (Up to 46% Off)

Getting a massage when your muscles ache is a no-brainer, like signing a guy named Michael Bestseller to a publishing contract. You can't go wrong with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute Thai yoga, dee...

Permanent Makeup on the Eyebrows or the Upper and Lower Eyelids at Busy Brows (Up to 51% Off)

A morning routine typically involves applying makeup, hearing a distant flute, and seeing where it leads you. Be magically made up already with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $135 for permanent makeup on the upper and l...

Eye Exam and $150 or $300 Toward Glasses at Dr. Shah & Dr. Frohn Optometry (Up to 82% Off)

It's important to have regular eye exams so that you can tell if your vision is slipping or if your loved ones are devolving into fuzzy blobs. Stay sharp with this Groupon. Choose Between Two options $49 for a comprehensive eye e...

One, Three, or Five Infrared Body Wraps at The Art of You Holistic Center (Up to 79% Off)

Body wraps decrease the circumference of the waist and hips, making it possible to slip into an old pair of jeans or shimmy down a drain pipe to clear a clog. Squeeze into a tight space with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options ...

All-Day Paintball Package with Equipment Rental for Up to 2, 6, or 12 at Paintball International (Up to 86% Off)

Like the night you discover that everyone you know is a werewolf, a game of paintball involves hiding behind trees and running away from your friends. Be prepared with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for a paintball p...

Braiding Services or Haircut Package at Cocobella Salon (Up to 68% Off). Three Options Available.

After leaving office, presidents have to readjust to normal life, where there's no vice president to wash their hair every morning. Get a stately head with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $16 for one braid session, plus a...

Blowouts, or Haircuts with Option for Partial Highlights at Toni&Guy Hairdressing Academy (Up to 53% Off)

Haircuts remove dead ends and ends that have been playing dead to avoid doing their chores. Get rid of what's tying you down with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for two blowouts (a $30 value) $35 for two haircuts, ea...

$8 for $16 Worth of Sandwiches, or a Large Classic Sub Tray and Fresh Garden Salad Bowl for 10 People at Quiznos

When a sandwich is too big, it can be held together with a toothpick or blended into a purée and spread between two pieces of bread. Keep it together with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $8 for $16 worth of food and dri...

One or Two Manicures with Spa Pedicures at American Beauty College (Up to Half Off)

It's important to keep your nails in good shape, just in case you ever need to claw your way out of a malfunctioning birthday cake at a surprise party. Stay sharp with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for a basic mani...

One 90-Minute Swedish Massage or Two 60-Minute Swedish Massages at Take Care - A Therapeutic Massage Studio (Half Off)

Muscles, like the tails of sleeping cats or levers labeled drain ocean, were never meant to be pulled. Reverse the damage with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $55 for one 90-minute Swedish-ultimate-relaxation massage (a ...

Allergy Test for Foods, Environmental Factors, or Both from Avi Ishaaya, MD (Up to 65% Off)

Watery eyes can be caused by many different allergens, from airborne pollen to a copy of Old Yeller that must've gotten really dusty in the attic or something. Discover your personal tearjerkers with this Groupon. Choose from Thre...

Indian Cuisine at Anar Indian Restaurant (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Indian food is typically served with naan, a flatbread that some people refer to as "pizza if it didn't have all those gross toppings." Try a slice with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of Indian cuisine...

Two, Three, or Four IPL Photofacials at Kalologie 360 Spa (Up to 89% Off)

A day spa is a place to relax as beauty professionals look after aesthetic needs, whereas a night spa is a place crammed with monsters. Stay on the bright side with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for two IPL photofac...

Consultation and Up to 25 Units of Botox or 60 Units of Dysport at Florade Wellness Center (Up to Half Off)

Choose Between Two Options $149 for a consultation and injection of up to 25 units of Botox (a $300 value) $149 for a consultation and injection of up to 60 units of Dysport (a $300 value) During a pre-treatment consultation, a ...

$129 for an In-Office Zoom! Teeth-Whitening Treatment at Glendora Family and Cosmetic Dentist ($499 Value)

Professional teeth-whitening treatments employ powerful gels, unlike amateur teeth whitening treatments, which employ vanilla frosting. Breeze to more efficient brightening with this Groupon. $129 for an In-Office Zoom! Teeth-White...

Five- or Nine-Hour Fishing Trip with Food Voucher from Dana Wharf Sportfishing (Up to 53% Off)

The best way to catch a fish is to think like a fish, which means fretting about how to put all 4,000 of your kids through fish college. Catch a whole school with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a five-hour fishin...

Four, Six, or Eight Weeks of Fitness and Fun Boot Camp at South Bay Boot Camp (Up to 86% Off)

Exercising with friends allows you to morally support each other, and, when the time comes, to have the collective muscle to beat up an asteroid headed for Earth. Get strength in numbers with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options...

$10 for $20 Worth of Indian Cuisine at Tandoor A India in Playa del Rey

For centuries, India's riches have drawn travelers from other lands—from Mughal chieftains seeking to conquer its fluffy plains of naan to awestruck European traders looking to mine its rich deposits of creamy paneer. Nosh on the ...

French Fries, Tater Tots, and Baked Potatoes at Potato Corner (Half Off). Two Options Available.

The potato is the most versatile of all foods, as it can be baked, mashed, fried, and pierced with wires to power all the kitchen appliances. Taste the possibilities with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $5 for $10 worth ...

One or Two 75-Minute Reflexology Packages with Footbath and Two Massages at Himalaya Sen (Up to 48% Off)

Getting massages is a healthy practice, unlike alphabetizing your flaws in a filing cabinet labeled "Shame Box." Adopt a good habit with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $32 for one 75-minute reflexology package (a $60 va...

60- or 90-Minute Massage at Dara Spa (Up to 53% Off)

A healthy mind in a healthy body is the most any of us can ask for, besides a genius mind in a 50-foot-tall robo body. Coddle your body with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 60-minute massage (a $75 value) $45...

$189 for 60-Minute Water-Powered Jet-Board Flight with Video for Up to Four from Fly Jet Sports ($378 Value)

Extreme sports only started to gain mass appeal in the 20th century, when they replaced our old national pastime—collecting pathogenic bacteria in our intestines. Get in the game with this Groupon. $189 for a Water-Powered Jet-Bo...

Five, 10, or 20 Sessions at World Champion Cardio Boxing (Up to 96% Off)

Boxers can intimidate attackers just by clenching their fists, and find studs during home renovation just by punching the drywall. Exercise intelligent force with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for five cardio-boxing...

Two or Four Spider Vein Removal Treatments at The Laser Image (Up to 75% Off)

Spider veins can make it too unpleasant to wear shorts and too easy to accept being stuck in quicksand up to your waist. Don’t let veins bring you down with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $129 for two spider vein rem...

One or Two Deluxe European Facials with Eyebrow Waxes at The Skin Within (Up to 71% Off)

A facial can make a complexion look a lot healthier than drinking three gallons of orange juice a day or taping multivitamins to your face. Give your skin a natural glow with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for ...

LA Galaxy: Suite Ticket Package at LA Galaxy at Home Depot Center

After capturing the MLS Cup for the second-straight season, the LA Galaxy are looking to make it three in a row. Catch all the action from the comfort of one of Home Depot Center's luxury suites with this offer. You'll have your cho...

One, Three, or Six Laser Lipo Sessions at Eternal Athena Laser Like Lipo (Up to 81% Off)

Sometimes exercise alone isn't enough to fight off excess pounds or the urge to decapitate every Peep you see. This Groupon helps you battle the bulge with lasers. Choose from Three Options $99 for one laser lipo session (a $299 ...

Two-Hour Discover Scuba Diving Course for One, Two, or Four at Deep Blue Scuba & Swim Center (Up to 53% Off)

Oceans are the earth's final frontier, holding thousands of uncategorized species of fish and one plastic bag filled with loose doll hairs. Uncover the mysteries of the deep with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for a ...

10 or 20 Krav Maga Classes at Elite Training Center (Up to 90% Off)

In self-defense classes you'll learn to protect yourself from strangers who want to attack you and friends who suddenly think you're the kind of friends who hug. Don't hug with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 10 ...

Chiropractic Exam with Physiotherapy and One or Three Adjustments at Funxional Chiropractic (Up to 78% Off)

Chiropractic blends eastern holistic traditions and western medicine, much like an acupuncture treatment paired with the sound of a soothing voice reading a list of debilitating side-effects. Get the best of both worlds with this Gr...

Seafari Tour for One or Two from Channel Islands Whale Watching (Up to 53% Off)

Despite their distinctive shapes, dolphins can be hard to spot due to their ability to camouflage themselves with walrus mustaches and porthole monocles. Learn to see through watery disguises with this Groupon. Choose Between Two O...

"One White Crow": Two Tickets at The Acting Studio at Edgemar

What happens when a journalist, a medium, and a skeptic get together? Find out with this offer from Edgemar Center for the Arts. For $34 (regularly $69), get two tickets to a performance of "One White Crow," playing on select dates ...

One or Two Thai, Swedish, or Deep-Tissue Massages with Hot Stones at i Sabai Thai Spa (Up to 54% Off)

Hot stones serve many therapeutic purposes, from providing blissful flavor to stone-fired-pizza eaters to soothing the minds of those who enjoy a good old-fashioned, summertime driveway nap. Let the heat in with this Groupon. Choo...

$19 for an Outdoor Photo Shoot with Prints and E-view CD from Portrait Scene ($218 Value)

Photographs make it easy to remember what your loved ones look like and save you the trouble of painting them each night while they sleep. Get some much-needed rest with this Groupon. $19 for an Outdoor Photo-Shoot Package ($218 T...

10, 20, or One Month of Unlimited Dance Fitness Classes for Women at Encore Dance Fitness (Up to 90% Off)

People dance because they're enjoying a song or their voodoo dolls have found their way into the hands of babies. Be moved with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for 10 dance fitness classes (up to a $300 value) $59 for...

Combo Meal for Two or Four with Sandwich, Small Fries, and Small Drink at Arby’s (Up to 58% Off)

Anything between two slices of bread is technically a sandwich, even if your filling is 20 pounds of lunchmeat or the only known photo of Abraham Lincoln crying. Have an honest meal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $7...

One or Three Glycolic Peels at MS Slim (Up to 69% Off)

Wrinkles are one of those things that you don't want your friends to see, like your collection of porcelain dolls that you've pasted pictures of their faces on. Erase the evidence with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49...

Auto-Detailing Package for Sedan or SUV at Promenade Car Wash & Spa (Up to 87% Off). Four Options Available.

There were no repair shops during the early days of the automobile; families would just drive their cars until they fell apart and then they would either start a new city among the car's remains or turn into skeletons. Revive your r...

Full Set of VIP-List Lash Extensions with Optional Refills at The Blink Bar (Up to 63% Off)

True happiness comes from finding beauty everywhere you look, especially in mirrors. Like what you see with this Groupon. Choose from Two Options $99 for a full set of VIP-List lash extensions (a $200 value) $149 for a full set o...

Five-Course Italian Dinner for Two or Four with Wine Pairings or $20 for $40 Worth of Italian Dinner at Piccolo Mondo

While most people know that Italy is shaped like a boot, few realize that Sicily is shaped like an island. Explore the world with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $18 for a five-course Italian dinner for two with wine pair...

10 or 20 Classes or One Month of Unlimited Classes at Goda Yoga (Up to 70% Off)

Inner peace is like the Sasquatch—many people claim it's real, but most remain skeptical until the moment it seizes them while they're meditating on a mountaintop. Bring the bliss with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $7...

200, 500, or 1,000 Hair-Restoration Grafts at Beverly Hills Rejuvenation Medical Associates (Up to 58% Off)

Hair can be a defining feature for many, much like chiseled cheekbones or the definition of "human being" tattooed across a forehead. Define your self with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $1,299 for 200 follicular unit t...

5, 10, or 15 Fitness Boot-Camp Classes at Northridge Early Birds Bootcamp (Up to 84% Off)

The challenges of boot camp are intense yet reasonable, unlike the challenges of the chieftain who expects you to bring him the heart of a centaur. Experience a trial by fire with this Groupon Choose from Three Options $15 for 5 ...

One, Three, or Five Infrared Body Wraps at Body Wrap LA (Up to 81% Off)

Many adults take comfort in activities that recall childhood, such as being swaddled or taking a fitful nap behind bars. Remember the comforts of the crib with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for one infrared body wra...

90-Minute Lessons for Adults or Juniors at South Bay Tennis Network (Up to 59% Off). Four Options Available.

In the 1930s, the US government issued a hobby to each citizen to keep them entertained until NASA finished working out the bugs in kissing. Self-determine a new pastime with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $39 for four 90...

$18 for $30 Worth of Israeli and Middle Eastern Food at Itzik Hagadol Grill

Ethnic restaurants provide a taste of variety for everyone not lucky enough to travel frequently or secretly live in the United Nations food court. Have a far-flung feast with this Groupon. $18 for $30 Worth of Israeli and Mediterr...

One or Two Men's Executive Haircuts with Optional Add-On Services at 18|8 Fine Men's Salons (Up to 55% Off)

Men's hairstyles have always reflected the politics of their era—crewcuts embodied the conservatism of the 1950s and shoulder-length locks reflected Nixon's 1972 "Longer Ain't Wronger" reelection campaign. Be in the hair and now w...

High-Speed Boat Tour and Sea-Life Snorkeling Adventure for Two or Four with Custom Charters (Up to 70% Off)

Contrary to popular belief, boats are actually much safer than cars, which inexplicably sink every time you drive them on water. Take a proper water road ride with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a sea-life snork...

Haircut with Options for Single Process Color or Partial Highlights at Hairspray Salon (Up to 58% Off)

The tale of Rapunzel delivers a powerful moral: that hair should be strong so people can climb it. Let your hair down with this Groupon. Choose From Three Options $29 for a haircut with a blow dry and style (a $65 value) $55 for ...

Spa Package for One or Two at Forever Young Anti-Aging Center (72% Off)

Everything about a spa should exude relaxation, from the dim lighting to the telephone ringer that sounds like a cooing Macaw. Immerse yourself in relaxation with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a spa package for ...

Facial with Optional Massage at Organic Zen Spa (Up to 55% Off)

Faces, like snowflakes, each bear a unique symmetry and design determined by Santa Claus's creative whims. This Groupon treats the skin you were gifted with. Choose Between Two Options $45 for your choice of an age-defying, brigh...

$11 for 14-Lap Adult Go-Kart Race at MB2 Raceway (Up to $23 Value)

Go-karts allow people to experience the thrill of driving without having to hear annoying radio ads or accidentally visit the World's Biggest Waffle. Stay on the grid with this Groupon. $11 for 14-Lap Adult Go-Kart Race (Up to $23 ...

Botanical Therapy and Blowout or Haircut with Option for Color or Highlights at Xylem Aveda Salon & Spa (Up to 55% Off)

Soft, healthy hair makes people want to touch your head, much like telling them a magic genie crawled into your ear. Hairstyling wishes come true with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a blowout and a botanical hair...

Five Fitness Classes or One or Two Months of CrossFit and Krav Maga Classes at Alliance Training Center (Up to 81% Off)

A trainer yelling encouragement can help you run faster, like wearing a new pair of sneakers or being chased by a man made of knives. Get moving with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for any five fitness classes (a $12...

One or Two Deluxe Mani-Pedis at Diamond Nails Salon & Spa (Up to 58% Off)

The hand holds more nerve endings than nearly any other part of the body, which is why stubbing your thumb is the worst way to die. Nurture your nerve endings with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for one deluxe mani-...

10 or 20 Fitness Classes or Three Personal-Training Sessions at Fitness is Art (Up to 82% Off)

Losing weight provides you with the only acceptable excuse to burn all the Christmas sweaters Grandma knitted for you. Shed layers with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for 10 fitness classes (up to a $150 value) $55...

Prix Fixe French Dinner for Two or Four at Secret Garden Restaurant (Up to 49% Off)

Going to a restaurant with a fancy menu is a great way to impress a date, who might not otherwise know you can read. Order for the table with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $63 for a prix fixe French dinner for two (up t...

Chiropractic Exam and 30-Minute Massage with One or Three Adjustments at Swart Chiropractic, Inc. (Up to 87% Off)

There are easier ways to defeat back pain than sneak into its penthouse, say a catchphrase, and karate kick it through a large window. Terminate chronic aches with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a chiropractic pa...

Mexican Food at Los Tacos (Up to 63% Off). Two Options Available.

Mexican food has inspired some of our most functional fashions, including tortilla berets and cheese-filled winter coats. Devour good design with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of Mexican food $15 for ...

55-Minute Facial or Two-Hour Spa Package at Beauty & Wellness Day Spa (Up to 53% Off)

A facial rehydrates skin that's been dried out by years of hanging out in the sun or being trapped inside a large, airtight plastic bag. Break out without breaking out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a 55-mi...

Massage, Detoxifying Facial with Vacuodermie, or Both at Brentwood Medical Group & Laser Center (Up to 68% Off)

Finding a moment of peace can be trying when one is forced to juggle family, work, and a packed social calendar lit on fire. Take a break from important matters with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a deep-tissue o...

Five Yoga Classes or One Month of Unlimited Classes at The Green Yogi in Manhattan Beach (Up to 64% Off)

The benefits of yoga extend beyond the physical, instilling students with a sense of inner peace and focus in lazy third eyes. Connect mind, body, and spirit with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a five-class pass...

Haircut with Options for Single Process Color or Partial Highlights at Hairspray Salon (Up to 58% Off)

The tale of Rapunzel delivers a powerful moral: that hair should be strong so people can climb it. Let your hair down with this Groupon. Choose From Three Options $29 for a haircut with a blow dry and style (a $65 value) $55 for ...

Dental Exam, X-rays, and Cleaning or In-Office Teeth Whitening at SoCalSmiles Dental Office (Up to 88% Off)

It’s important to take care of your mouth, because every time someone gets a cavity, a tooth fairy loses her wings. Don’t make all the children sad with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a dental exam, x-rays,...

$89 for Couples' Massage Course at Southern California Health Institute ($180 Value)

Einstein famously said that imagination is more important than knowledge, which is why he also famously referred to the moon as "the night sun." Train your brain with this Groupon. $89 for Couples' Massage Course ($180 Value) Duri...

Standup-Paddleboard Rental or Yoga Classes from Wayward Captain Paddleboards (Up to 58% Off). Four Options Available.

Paddleboarding is a workout that surrounds you with nature, like chopping down a tree or escaping from a coffin. Look alive with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $20 for a two-hour standup-paddleboard rental (a $40 value) $...

5 or 10 Mat Pilates Classes, or 3 Reformer Pilates Classes at White House Pilates (Up to 75% Off)

Like the framework of a mighty skyscraper, the core helps humans hold up the weight of the sky. Stay firm against the firmament with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for 5 mat Pilates classes (a $74.50 value) $39 for 1...

$39 for One-Hour Boudoir Photo Shoot with One Print and 50 Images on CD at Charlie's Angels Photography ($300 Value)

Before cameras, people seeking to leave a legacy could only hope to secure their place in future textbooks by poisoning the emperor. Avoid being a mere footnote with this Groupon. $39 for a Boudoir Photo-Shoot Package ($300 Value) ...

Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, Large, or Extra-Large Area at New Look Skin Center (Up to 70% Off)

Many people wish for hairless bodies, which usually results in disappointment and an abundance of nickels that clog park fountains. Wish upon a laser with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $79 for six laser hair-removal trea...

50- or 80-Minute Swedish Massage with Postural Evaluation at Chiropractic Health & Wellness Center (Up to 75% Off)

Choose Between Two Options $35 for a 50-minute Swedish massage and a postural evaluation (a $140 value) $55 for an 80-minute Swedish massage and a postural evaluation (a $170 value) Chronic postural imbalances can cause tension,...

$39 for a Dental Checkup with Exam, Cleaning, and X-rays at Center for Holistic Dentistry ($410 Value)

Regular dental check-ups are important for oral hygiene, as is chewing the rubber ducky while taking a bath. Keep your teeth in chomping condition with this Groupon. $39 for a Dental Checkup ($410 Total Value) Comprehensive exam ...

Walking Tour or Culinary Walking Tour for One or Two from CityWander Walks (Up to 54% Off)

Walking tours explore intriguing surroundings at a leisurely pace, much like a photography class held in a thick bog of quicksand. Let it all sink in with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $12 for a downtown Los Angeles walk...

Two or Four One-Day Passes to Hugh Spa (Up to 53% Off)

Relaxation is one of the elemental forces that keeps human bodies alive, alongside air, water, fire, and antifire. Ease into your element with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for two one-day passes (a $30 value) $28 ...

Café and Bakery Food or Catering at Picasso's Cafe (Up to 52% Off). Four Options Available.

Some people can't start the day without a hot cup of coffee and a shower to wash off the remnants of their sleep cocoon. Stir up your morning routine with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $12 for $25 worth of café and bake...

Specialty Burgers, Fries, and Salads at Burgerim USA (Half Off). Two Options Available.

It’s pretty much always a good time to eat a burger, especially when you’re out to dinner with friends or pinned under a giant burger. Taste freedom with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $11 for $22 worth of burgers a...

Two-Hour Intro Acrylics Painting Class for One or Two at Ann Bridges Art Studio (Up to 59% Off)

Einstein famously said that imagination is more important than knowledge, which is why he also famously referred to the moon as "the night sun." Train your brain with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a two-hour BY...

Two VersaSpa Spray Tans, Three Mystic Tans, or Five UV-Tanning Sessions at Darque Tan (Up to 84% Off)

It's fair to think someone with a dark tan just returned from vacationing in the tropics or taking a long bath in wood stain. Let strangers wonder with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for two VersaSpa spray tans (up t...

60-Minute Massage with Leg-Firming Treatment, Facial with Eye Quattro, or Both at Touch Institute (Up to 61% Off)

To determine a tree's age you have to saw it in half, but that's not necessary with people, since most of them will just tell you before it comes to that. Keep your age a secret with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 fo...

10, 15, or 21 Group Fitness Classes at Bella Fitness (Up to 77% Off)

"Losing weight" and "feeling great" have rhymed ever since Congress ordered them to with the Make Life More Perfect Act of 1927. Everything fits with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for 10 group fitness classes (a $10...

One-Month Gym Membership with Personal Training, or Two-Month Membership at Meridian's Bodies in Motion (Up to 82% Off)

Since the rise of the Internet, people have struggled to tear their now-useless phone books in half. Bulk up to succeed where others have failed with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a one-month gym membership wit...

Full-Day Beach-Cruiser Rental for One, Two, or Four at Bike Curious Rentals (Up to 56% Off)

Bicycles are machines propelled by your legs, much like a broken Roomba you just kicked out a window. Rage against the machines with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for a full-day single-speed beach cruiser rental for...

One Liposuction Treatment at Dr. Evans Beverly Hills Plastic Surgery, Dermatology & Skin Care (82% Off)

It’s healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it’s healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $749 for one lip...

One or Three Deep Pore-Cleansing Facials at Casa De Bellini Salon & Spa (Up to 54% Off)

Every human face is different, which is why your friends are easy to recognize even if they're in a crowd or woven into an endless tapestry of heads stretching to the stars.  Get a unique look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two...

60-Minute Boudoir Photo Shoot with Optional Hairstyling or Corset at DeBoudoir (Up to 94% Off)

In a long-distance relationship, you can keep the romance alive by mailing boudoir photos or a novelty gun that shoots out a flag that says, Sexy. Keep your eternal flame flickering with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $4...

One-Hour Massage for One or Two, or One-Hour Massage with Facial for One at LA Bliss Spa (Up to 53% Off)

The secret to living a long life lies in maintaining a healthy diet, relaxing regularly, and never, ever dying. Stay serene and immortal with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a one-hour massage with aromatherapy or...

5 or 10 Boxing Classes or 3 or 6 Fitness Classes at 220 Fitness: Second-To-None (Up to 89% Off)

Punching a bag full of sand is a safer way to make you fit than punching a shark that is well liked by the community. Touch gloves with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $29 for a 5-class punch card to Second To None Boxing ...

4- or 10-Week Medical Weight-Loss Program at i Medspa (Up to 62% Off)

Supervised weight-loss programs are a more accurate alternative to asking carnival barkers to guess your metabolic rate. Step right up for physical assessments with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $159 for a 4-week medica...

5 or 10 Hours of Supervised Play for One Child or a Family of Two or More Children at Pamper & Play (Up to 58% Off)

Inclement weather forces children to play in their homes, which is literally the last place their parents want them. Make everyone happy with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $25 for 5 hours of supervised play in one month ...

$30 for a Mani-Pedi at Greatest Nails & Spa ($66 Value)

Dirty fingernails can be a social liability, since most people will assume you have poor hygiene or are too cheap to buy a decent set of grave-robbing gloves. Maintain your hands and your reputation with this Groupon. $30 for a Man...

$29 for One 1-Hour Relaxation Massage at a Certified Clinic from OolaMoola (Up to $90 Value)

Giving yourself a massage, like throwing yourself a surprise birthday party or asking for your own hand in marriage, is a surefire disappointment. Leave kneading to the knowledgeable with this Groupon. $29 for One 1-Hour Relaxation...

Mexican Meal with Appetizers and Entrees for Two or Four at Cabrera’s Mexican Cuisine (Up to 56% Off)

Spicy foods are popular in hot climates because they engage the body's natural cooling mechanisms and distract diners from the sun's constant bear hugs. Inch closer to the equator with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15...

Up to 51% Off Deli Food at Canter's Deli. Three Options Available.

Deli is short for delicatessen, which was short for an even longer word that was successfully banned by the makers of Scrabble. Educate your taste buds with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $11 for $22 worth of deli food f...

$79 for a Weight-Loss Package with Six B12 Injections, Consultation, and Two Follow-Up Visits at SlimXpress ($503 Value)

Like a good horror movie, a good weight-loss regimen shocks the body out of its lethargy, which is why so many personal trainers chase their clients on treadmills while brandishing anacondas. Get in less terrified shape with this Gr...

Classic, Aromatherapy, or Purifying Facial, or a Custom Facial at The Art of You Holistic Center (Up to 61% Off)

Choose Between Two Options $39 for one classic, aromatherapy, or purifying facial (a $100 value) $55 for one custom facial (a $110 value) Classic facials serenade visages with a chorus of cleansing and purifying treatments that ...

Mexican Meal with Appetizers and Entrees for Two or Four at Cabrera’s Mexican Cuisine (Up to 56% Off)

Spicy foods are popular in hot climates because they engage the body's natural cooling mechanisms and distract diners from the sun's constant bear hugs. Inch closer to the equator with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15...

Two-Course Mexican Meal for Two or Four at Cabrera's Restaurant (Up to 56% Off)

Human taste buds go into hibernation if they get bored, much like bears who don't have Xbox. Stimulate your senses with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for a Mexican meal for two with one appetizer (up to a $7.95 val...

Wine Tasting for Two or Four with Wine to Take Home at Casa Barranca Winery Tasting Room (Up to 54% Off)

Wine gets better with age, like cheese and the value of a first-edition copy of Abraham Lincoln's autobiography, Lincoln for Love in All the Wrong Places. Enjoy timeless taste with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for...

Sunset Boat Cruise with Wine and Cheese for Two or Four from The Goby Boat Charters (Up to 70% Off)

Contrary to popular belief, boats are actually much safer than cars, which inexplicably sink every time you drive them on water. Take a proper water road ride with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a sunset boat cr...

$22 for a 60-Minute Upper Body and Foot Massage at Joy Foot Massage & Reflexology ($45 Value)

Without feet, walking would be difficult, dancing would be impossible, and counting to 20 would be a two-man job. Take a stand with this Groupon. $22 for a 60-Minute Signature Relaxation Package ($45 Value) During the hour-long Si...

One or Three Acupuncture Treatments with Initial Consultation at Body and Soul Acupuncture (Up to 71% Off)

Acupuncture is a time-tested service that can transform stress into relief and pet rocks into lazy porcupines. Enjoy these metamorphic effects with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a 60-minute acupuncture consulta...

Carry-Out or Delivery Pizza from Palisades Pizza (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Pizza is great because it also serves as a pie chart of how much pizza you haven't eaten yet. Do the math with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $11 for $22 worth of carry-out or delivery pizza $20 for $40 worth of carry-o...

One or Two Weeks of Unlimited Barre Fitness Classes at Pure Barre Redondo Beach (Up to 70% Off)

It's important to stay healthy so that you can live long enough to see the next generation of cola lovers. Never go flat with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $24 for one week of unlimited barre fitness classes (a $72 val...

$11 for $22 Worth of Nail Polish and Cosmetics at Skyline Beauty Supply Corp

Much like a genie, nail polish lives in a tiny bottle and shouldn't be rubbed once it's released. Grant your own wish with this Groupon. $11 for $22 Worth of Nail Polish and Cosmetics Dress up fingertips with nail polish from Colo...

Haircut and Blow-Dry with Optional Highlights or Highlights and Color at Aesthetic Beauty Salon (Up to 54% Off)

Getting a new haircut can take 10 years off your appearance, just as marrying the district attorney can take 10 years off your sentence. Cut off some time this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $30 for a haircut package (up to a ...

Three, Five, or Seven Microdermabrasion Treatments at Beautiful Me of Glendale (Up to 72% Off)

Microdermabrasion is like magic, in that it uses a special wand to perform amazing feats and children find it boring to watch. Make blemishes disappear with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $79 for three microdermabrasion ...

$12 for $25 Worth of Chinese Dinner Cuisine at House of Louie

When it comes to clairvoyant pastries, breaking apart a fortune cookie is much more dignified than digging through a jelly donut in search of a keychain magic 8 ball. Feast on your future with this Groupon. $12 for $25 Worth of Chi...

Mexican Street Food at Calle Tacos (53% Off). Two Options Available.

Like a stock photo of a guy with a loosened tie, a frosty margarita encapsulates everyone's idea of a good time. Let the good times roll with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $7 for $15 worth of Mexican food on Sunday, Mo...

Filet Mignon Dinner for Two or Four with Appetizers and Drinks at Maderas Steak & Ribs (Up to 46% Off)

When applied skillfully, peppercorn easily spices up any variety of poultry, soup, or birthday cake. Learn spices' many applications with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $68 for a filet mignon dinner for two (up to a $12...

One Dozen Cupcakes or $9 for $18 Worth of Cupcakes at Sweet Red Peach

Cupcakes use butter and eggs just like regular cakes do, except that the butter and eggs come from tiny cows and chickens. Smaller is sweeter with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $9 for $18 worth of cupcakes $16 for one ...

One or Two Semiprivate Introductory Kitesurfing Lessons for One or Two from Zen Athletics (Up to 73% Off)

The human body, unlike raisins, white wine, and the wit of Oscar Wilde, isn't meant to be dry. Reach your natural state with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $49 for one two-hour semiprivate introductory kitesurfing lesson ...

5, 10, or 15 Circuit-Training Sessions at ZO Personal Training (Up to 77% Off)

A trainer yelling encouragement can help you run faster, like wearing a new pair of sneakers or being chased by a man made of knives. Get moving with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for 5 circuit-training sessions (a ...

Two or Four Sclerotherapy Spider-Vein Treatments at Belle Visage Medical Corp (Up to 88% Off)

Like the robotics laboratory your parents assembled you in, veins were never meant for you to see. Conceal your components with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $119 for two sclerotherapy treatments (an $850 value) $199 f...

5 or 10 Infrared-Sauna Sessions with Eucalyptus Showers at The Raven Spa (Up to 78% Off)

Heat can increase your flexibility, which can relieve chronic pain and help you escape the sweat lodge you're trapped in by contorting into a laundry basket. Prepare your body for everyday demands with this Groupon. Choose Between ...

$29 for a Dance-Lesson Package for an Individual or Couple at Arthur Murray Dance Studio (Up to $160 Value)

Circus bears untrained in the art of dance are an even less popular big-top attraction than the bearded squirrel and a slice of stale rye bread on a pedestal. Ensure an appearance in the spotlight with this Groupon. $29 for a Dance...

Group Cooking Class for One, Two, or Four at Saute Culinary Academy (Up to 53% Off)

Creating a meal from scratch is both challenging and delicious, much like playing Stairway to Heaven on a clarinet made out of a candy cane. Master meal melding with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for a group cooking...

10 or 20 Group Fitness Classes at Drive Cardio (Up to 85% Off)

A good workout means that you’ve earned an opulent treat, like a slice of chocolate cake or a nibble on the Palace of Versailles. Indulge your sweet tooth with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 10 group fitness ...

Indian Dinner and Drinks for Two or Four at East India Grill (Half Off)

Consuming spicy fare is a simple way to clear your sinuses and is much more feasible than drinking the mist expelled from humidifiers or converting your kitchen into a sauna. Take a break from home repairs with this Groupon. Choose...

Haircut, Blow-Dry, and Style with Optional Partial or Full Highlights at Hair by Flora (Up to 72% Off)

Hair requires regular upkeep to stay straight and shiny, much like the broadsword your cousin uses to open beer bottle after beer bottle. Get a mighty cut with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $32 for a haircut, blow-dry, ...

5 or 10 Exotic-Dance Fitness Classes or One Month of Fitness Classes at Allure Dance & Fitness Studio (Up to 80% Off)

Pole-dancing builds confidence better than coaxing out compliments from your alphabet soup. Spell out a new fitness routine with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for 5 classes (a $125 value) $49 for 10 classes (a $250 ...

60-Minute Full-Motion Flight Simulator Session for One or Two at Encore Flight in Van Nuys (Up to 70% Off)

Early man's attempts at flying included sewing feathers onto his arms or trying to harpoon a passing comet. Learn to fly the new-fashioned way with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a 60-minute flight-simulator ses...

5, 10, or 20 Group Fitness Classes at Pilates & Arts (Up to 55% Off)

Pilates help people build long, lean muscles, which are helpful for everyday tasks, and essential for stilt-walkers looking for a way to hug their fans while they’re performing. Let the masses know you care with this Groupon. Cho...

$10 for Five Visits for Frozen Treats at Blends Soft Serve Creations ($20 Value)

Anticipation is a powerful motivator, which is why people rush through dinner to get to dessert or fast-forward a movie to see who key-gripped it. Skip to the best part with this Groupon. $10 for Five Visits for Frozen Treats ($20 ...

Permanent-Makeup Application on One or Two Facial Areas at Mahnaz Beauty (Up to 77% Off)

Permanent makeup allows you to roll right out of bed in the morning without being seduced by the colorful imprint of your face on the pillow. Leave a good impression with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $189 for permanen...

10 or 15 Yoga and Meditation Classes or One Month of Unlimited Classes at The Guru's Gate (Up to 79% Off)

Yoga can increase your flexibility—a crucial trait to have if you ever want to finally find out where your mail goes. Seek the truth with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for 10 Yoga and meditation classes (a $220 va...

10 or 15 Yoga Classes or One Month of Unlimited Classes at Yoganette Yoga (Up to 74% Off)

A healthy body requires occasional supplements, either from taking a multivitamin or willing yourself to grow a third little baby lung. Give your body a bonus with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $40 for 10 yoga classes (...

One or Two 60-Minute Hot-Stone Massages at Aki Massage (Up to 51% Off)

Getting a massage is the best way to relieve stress outside of cozying up to a warm, crackling fire fueled by your boss’s undelivered mail. Don’t fan the flame with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 60-min...

One or Two Deluxe Mani-Pedis with a Salt Scrub and a Hand and Leg Massage at Ten One Nail Spa (Up to Half Off)

Going too long between manicures can result in lots of chipped polish, which makes it hard to count how many fingers you have so you can finally go to sleep. Tend to your hands with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $26 fo...

One or Four Facials at Aqua Salon and Spa (Up to 56% Off)

Getting a facial is the most caring thing you can do for your face aside from pressing it deeply into the hands of a kindly old man. Refresh your face with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one facial (a $65 value)...

$19 for $40 Worth of Cinema Secrets Brand Makeup and Accessories at Cinema Secrets

When improperly applied, makeup can have a harsh and unsettling effect on its onlookers, much like when a clown recites "The Raven". Go easy on the eyes with this Groupon. $19 for $40 Worth of Cinema Secrets Brand Makeup and Access...

Tasting Package for Two or Four with a Seven-Wine Flight and Bottles to Take Home at J. Hamilton Wines (Up to 58% Off)

Many people are intimidated by wine's subtle flavors and endless varieties, but did you know that it's actually just juice made from vodka-infused grapes? Learn other things my cousin told me about with this Groupon. Choose Between...

$599 for Six Zerona Laser Treatments at Blue Diamond Spa & Skincare ($2,400 Value)

Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with this Groupon. $599 for Six...

Window Tinting for Five Car Windows or Seven SUV Windows at International Auto Radio (Up to 44% Off)

The development of modern tinting methods appeased car owners frustrated by their inability to fit tinted windows over their prescription windows. Make your ride cooler with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $119 for tinti...

$50 for $100 Worth of Leather Jackets and Jeans from New York Speed

Wearing trendy clothes is the best way to get inside a swanky club, ranking ahead of flirting with the bouncer or hiding inside a bottle of Cristal. Dress for access with this Groupon. $50 for $100 Worth of Designer Leather Jackets...

One or Two Dozen Jumbo Cupcakes at Sugar and Spice Bakery (Up to 55% Off)

Cupcakes are a convenient wedding-cake alternative at high-security movie-star weddings, where you're not permitted to have a knife. Have a celeb-ration with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $16 for one dozen jumbo cupcak...

Exam, Consultation, and One or Two Acupuncture Sessions at All Pro Health Center (Up to 89% Off)

Much like living with the truth about what's in the secret spice blend, living with pain can make life unbearable. Get rid of what's been weighing on you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for an exam, a consultati...

All-You-Can-Eat Black Angus Special for Two or $25 for $50 Worth of Korean Barbecue for Dinner at Tangier Korean BBQ

As the world grows smaller, taste-bud tourism grows more ubiquitous, with tongues traversing the vegetables of China, the tofu of Japan, and the edible lampposts of Candy Land. Take your mouth to the meats of Korea with this Groupon...

Two-Hour Group Standup-Paddleboard Lesson for One, Two, or Four at Marina Paddle (Up to 57% Off)

Impossible feats become possible when you're standing on a paddleboard, from gliding on water to looking cool in a vest. Turn heads with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a two-hour group standup-paddleboard lesson ...

Dental Exam with Cleaning, Zoom! or Boost Teeth Whitening, or Both at Smile Perfector Dental Group (Up to 87% Off)

Flashing a toothy smile puts people at ease, as long as you don’t also let them see your dorsal fin. Get great white teeth with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a dental exam with x-rays and teeth cleaning (a $29...

Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Sunrise Medspa (Up to 87% Off)

Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Be forever young with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options...

60- or 90-Minute Hot-Stone Massage for One or Two at Silver Sand Spa & Massage (Up to 57% Off)

Hot stones can melt tension in muscles, much like "Hot for Teacher" can melt the hearts of a jaded karaoke audience. This Groupon is just getting warmed up. Choose from Four Options $39 for a 60-minute hot-stone massage for one (...

5 or 10 Barre Fitness Classes at Pure Barre Beverly Hills (Up to 64% Off)

Toned muscles tell others that you care about your health, much like strolling into the office with a stethoscope around your neck or a fistful of granola in your goatee. Send signals of self-care with this Groupon. Choose Between ...

One, Three, or Six Ultrasonic Liposuction Sessions with Body Sculpt Wraps at Body Sculpt Wraps (83% Off)

The benefits of losing weight are twofold: you feel better on the inside, and on the outside, you get to ride an even smaller pony to work. Step lightly with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $85 for one ultrasonic liposuct...

Two Classes or Private Yoga Hike for Up to 15 People from Hiking Yoga (Up to 53% Off)

Yoga awakens the body and spirit, allowing yogis to forecast weather, traffic patterns, and unwinning lottery numbers, such as "four" and "peanut." Tune and tone your body with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for two...

Two, Four, or Six Laser Lipolysis Treatments at Living Life Medspa (Up to 72% Off)

Everyone wants to look their best in a swimsuit, especially people who wear one under their clothes every day. Every ... single ... day with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $125 for two laser lipolysis treatments (a $430 ...

One- or Two-Hour Runabout-Boat Rental from Marina Boat Rentals (Up to 60% Off)

It's said that the happiest day in a boat-owner's life is when they sell the boat or get to use it in a Viking funeral, praise Odin. Skip the hassles of ownership with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a one-hour r...

$47 for a Wine Tasting and Harbor Cruise for Two from OCean Adventures ($98 Value)

Thanks to cartoons, many Americans believe that the correct way to taste wine is to take a sip, then witness something so shocking that it causes them to involuntarily expectorate. Skip the spit takes and sample wine correctly with ...

HD Liposuction for One Small or Large Area at Celebrating Women Center (Up to 73% Off)

Fat can seem impossible to get rid of, much like that dark, flat thing that follows you everywhere. Get a svelte shadow with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $750 for HD liposuction for one small area (a $2,250 value) $1,...

Three or Six Pilates Classes or Two Weeks of Unlimited Pilates Classes at Archer Pilates & Wellness (Up to 68% Off)

Roughly 85% of New Year's resolutions never make it past the hypothetical phase, according to an unfinished study that was abandoned in early February. Get results with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for three reform...

Printing and Custom Framing Services at Frame & Art Dept. (Up to 74% Off). Three Options Available.

A frame can preserve a picture for posterity or just keep it dry if you want to hug it while wearing a wet swimsuit. Keep keepsakes safe with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for $50 towards printing services $39 for $...

Mediterranean Brunch for Two or Four at Cayenne Cafe (Up to 55% Off)

Dining out is one way to explore your town, along with clinging to the back of a bus and borrowing a police horse. Try something new with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for brunch for two (up to a $54 total value) ...

Swedish, Deep-Tissue, or Shiatsu Massage for One or Two or Massage and Facial for Two at Cinema Wellness (Up to 73% Off)

If deprived of massages, your muscles will gradually contract and twine together until they spell out the phone number of the nearest hospital. Answer the cry for help with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a Swedis...

$3,599 for Rhinoplasty at Doheny Sunset Surgery Center ($8,000 Value)

The nose is among the most prominent features on the face, especially when there are two strands of licorice peeking out of the nostrils. Fine-tune your features with this Groupon. $3,599 for Rhinoplasty ($8,000 Value) A roughly o...

Basic or Family Membership to the Museum of Latin American Art (Up to 52% Off)

Art helps people reach a wide audience without shouting from the tops of radio towers or tying speech bubbles to migrating birds. Get the message with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a basic membership (a $60 valu...

$12 for a Punch Card for $5 Off Five Frozen-Yogurt Purchases at Planet Yogurt ($25 Value)

Frozen yogurt is used to delight taste buds, unlike boiling yogurt, which is used to stop invaders from scaling gingerbread castles. Harness the benefits of this powerful treat with this Groupon. $12 for a Punch Card for $5 Off Fiv...

Offsite or Onsite Paper Shredding for an Unlimited Number of Boxes from American Shredding (91% Off)

Before modern paper shredders, kings had to shred their documents by handing them to the court jester and throwing him in the royal tiger pit. Make it pain-free with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59.99 for offsite pap...

Consultation and Dysport or Botox at Skin Savvé (Up to 53% Off). Three Options Available.

Frown lines were never meant to be seen, much like all of the exposed wiring on the back of the moon. Keep up appearances with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $129 for a consultation and injection of up to 50 units of Dys...

$1,999 for a Dental-Implant Package at A2Z Dental Center ($4,000 Value)

Replacing a missing tooth gives you the confidence to smile, though it also makes you look less knowledgeable about prospecting for gold. Stop gaps with this Groupon. $1,999 for a Dental-Implant Package ($4,000 Value) A dental imp...

4 or 10 Kickboxing Classes with Personal-Training Session and Boxing Gloves at iLoveKickboxing.com (Up to 74% Off)

Kickboxing is gaining popularity because of its high-energy sessions, full-body workout, and the rising threat of prizefighter-kangaroo encounters. Prepare your body for physical feats and marsupial feet with this Groupon. Choose B...

Laser Hair Removal for a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Beverly Hills Rejuvenation Medical Associates (Up to 79% Off)

Without lasers, people would have to rely on such archaic hair-removal methods as using a straight razor or condemning each hair to death by tiny guillotine. Off with your hairs with this Groupon. Choose From Three Options $65 fo...

5, 10, or 20 Circuit-Training Sessions from TNoMethod at The Wellness Loft (Up to 92% Off)

A new workout can reinvigorate your fitness regimen, unless it just consists of thrashing around extra hard in your sleep. Wake up and actually exercise with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for 5 TNoMethod group circu...

$35 for a 60-Minute Massage and 20-Minute Chiropractic Consultation at Healthsource Pasadena ($165 Value)

Having sore muscles, like wearing a suit of armor or signing a five-year lease, makes it difficult to move. Evict bodily stress with this Groupon. $35 for an 80-Minute Chiropractic Package ($165 Value) 60-minute chiropractic mass...

5 or 10 Classes at Bikram Yoga Agoura Hills (72% Off)

Adopting exercises from other cultures can help to shake up a workout, which explains the growing popularity of that sport in which Scottish guys throw logs. Speak the universal language—sweating—with this Groupon. Choose Betwe...

Lisa Lampanelli: VIP Ticket Package at Lisa Lampanelli at Club Nokia

As the self-proclaimed Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli isn't afraid to take shots at anyone -- including herself. Now, you'll be able to catch this side-splitting insult comic live with this offer: For $175, get two reserved seats to...

Three or Six Group Fitness Classes at ATP Specific Training (Up to 68% Off)

Choose Between Two Options $29 for three group fitness classes (an $84 value) $54 for six group fitness classes (a $168 value) Trainers help students gain strength, increase endurance, and lose weight during one of four group fi...

$25 for Three Hot-Yoga Classes at Hot 8 Yoga ($75 Value)

Heat enhances the mind-body connection during activities such as hot yoga and the popular TV quiz show, Beach Jeopardy! Loosen up with this Groupon. $25 for Three Hot-Yoga Classes ($75 Value) The class schedule contains a bounty o...

10 or 20 Kettlebell, Kickboxing, MMA, and Conditioning Classes at SoCal MMA & Fitness (Up to 88% Off)

Though often regarded as instinct, fighting is actually a skill acquired in the womb, where all babies must defeat their evil selves in order to be born. Further your training with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for...

Four or Eight Fitness Boot-Camp Sessions at Feel The Burn Bootcamp (Up to 80% Off)

Physical strength can come in handy when you're moving in new furniture or pushing all your old furniture out of a third-floor window. Get strong with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for four fitness boot-camp classe...

Cut and Blow-Dry Style with Optional Color Touch-Up or Highlights with Feri at Matique Salon (Up to 58% Off)

Sitting back, laughing, and chatting about your day is the best way to enjoy a haircut and the simplest way to ruin your child's clarinet recital. Get a lively look with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $32 for a haircut, ...

60-Minute Deep-Tissue Massage with Essential Oil, 60-Minute Aroma Facial, or Both at Merlot Spa (Up to 61% Off)

The results of going to a spa are both beautifying and relaxing, like having a babbling brook rerouted through your house. Lay back with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $40 for a 60-minute deep-tissue massage with essenti...

Facials with Optional Ultrasonic Therapy at Peace of Mind Skin & Body Care (Up to 53% Off). Three Options Available.

While it's attractive to have chiseled features, you'll get the opposite result by actually chiseling your features. Resurface your face with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for a 60-minute customized facial (a $95 va...

$35 for Photo Shoot, Online and DVD HD Slideshow, and 8"x10" Print from Townsley Portraits ($250 Value)

A picture is worth a thousand words, a fact that helps to explain Charles Dickens's brief sojourn into scrapbooking. Create your own prose through pose this Groupon. $35 for a Family Photo Shoot ($250 Total Value) Photo shoot (a ...

60- or 90-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massage or 90-Minute Hot-Stone Massage from CJ Lester, CMT (Up to 66% Off)

A sore back is often the result of days spent hunching over keyboards or playing catch with wet bags of flour. Get back in the game with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (...

Zoom! Teeth-Whitening Treatment with Optional Touch-Up and After-Care Kit at Glo My Teeth (Up to 86% Off)

A bright smile disarms even the staunchest of opponents, which is why George Washington had neighborhood children white wash his dentures before each congressional meeting. Exude confidence with this Groupon. Choose from Three Opt...

18 or 36 Servings of Custom Take-Home Meals from Dream Dinners (Up to 77% Off)

Stomachs only growl when they're hungry or preparing to bite the hand that keeps tickling them. Tame the beast within with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $37 for 18 servings of custom take-home meals (up to a $161.97 va...

One or Two 60-Minute Aromatherapy or Hot-Stone Massages at Chaba Herbal Spa & Thai Yoga Massage (52% Off)

Massage therapists can tailor their services to their clients, unlike a massage chair, which will never care about you, no matter how much you love it. Receive personalized soothing with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $...

Mediterranean Meal for Two or Four with Appetizer, Dessert, and Wine at The Grill Pit (Up to 51% Off)

Taking loved ones on dinner dates makes them feel special, much like hiring a loud person to shout their name on the sidewalk. Make your sweetheart swoon with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a meal for two (up to ...

One or Three 60-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massages at Salse Chiropractic Center (Up to 56% Off)

The human skeleton gives the body structure, preventing us from looking like sacks filled with creamed corn. Stand up for yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for choice of one 60-minute Swedish or deep-tiss...

Two, Four, or Six Ultrasonic Laser Body-Contouring Treatments at The Sweat Shop LA (Up to 72% Off)

A regular exercise regimen is a more effective way to lighten your step than trying a fad diet or removing the less useful toes from your foot. Take a measured approach with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $150 for two ul...

60-Minute Massage with a 60-Minute Regular Facial for One or Two at Beautiful Me (Up to 80% Off)

Spending a day at the spa is a great way to let go and concentrate on your thoughts, such as "What time is it, assuming that time isn't a meaningless construct?" and "Do people still like parades?" Get peace of mind with this Groupo...

One, Two, or Three Organic Deep-Cleansing Facials with a Custom Mask at Behind the Seen Face & Body Care (Up to 58% Off)

Faces, like potatoes, must be scrubbed and buffed to clear away excess dirt, remove dry skin, and prevent the emergence of extra eyes. Buff away unsightly blemishes with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for one organic...

One or Two 60-Minute Neuromuscular or Regular Massages at Massage Revolution (Up to 62% Off)

Tightly packed muscles are constantly crowding each other, clashing during vigorous workouts and pushing kidneys out of the way to get a better look at fresh appendectomy scars. Spread out tense musculature with this Groupon. Choos...

Chiropractic Exam with Massage and Adjustments at Healing Spine and Disc Sports Chiropractic Clinic (Up to 84% Off)

Misaligned spines impair the body's ability to stand up straight or stop its hips from swaying in response to the Earth's rotation. Get things under control with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a chiropractic exa...

Keratin Treatment with Optional Haircut at Palazzo Salon and Spa (Up to 72% Off)

People didn't have time to care about frizzy hair in pioneer times—they were too busy hunting werewolves to extinction. Address a more modern problem with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a keratin treatment (a...

Café Meal and Nonalcoholic Drinks for Two or Four at Novel Cafe (Up to 57% Off)

Restaurants are where we celebrate special occasions, from graduating law school to quitting a corrupt law firm to take justice into your own hands. Make every occasion special with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $18 for...

One, Two, or Three Four-Week Sessions of Classes at Core Conditioning CrossFit (Up to 81% Off)

Without strong core muscles, it’s hard to maintain good posture, leading people to suspect that you sleep curled up in a monster-truck tire. Set the records straight with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for one four...

One or Two Spa Mani-Pedis at Fira Hair & Skin (Up to 51% Off)

Nail polish makes fingers look great even though they’re weirdly hairless. Improve on nature with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a spa mani-pedi (a $50 value) $49 for two spa mani-pedis (a $100 value)

One, Two, Three, or Four Endermologie Cellulite-Reduction Treatments at YoungYou Rejuvenation Center (Up to 68% Off)

A smooth, firm body will get you on the cover of a magazine if you’re a model, or on the grocery-store circular if you’re a grape. Achieve your potential with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $30 for one Endermologie ce...

Admission for Two or Four to Petersen Automotive Museum (Up to Half Off)

Cars are cool because they are essentially big, strong robots that you can get inside and control. The world is better than you thought with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for one-day admission for two (up to a $24 ...

One or Three Medical-Grade Facial Peels at Clear Medical (Up to 81% Off)

One sip from the fountain of youth leaves you with an ageless complexion and a mouthful of SunnyD. Recapture your youth with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one Clear medical-grade facial peel (up to a $175 value...

5, 10, or 15 Fitness Classes at Studio Pulse (Up to 65% Off)

Riding a bike is an easy way to minimize your carbon footprint, like reusing plastic bags as wedding gifts. Practice your spinning skills indoors with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for 5 fitness classes (a $75 value...

Half Off Italian Pizzeria Cuisine at D'Amore's Pizza (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Communal dining is easy when the food is already divided, like a presliced pizza or a turkey that has already been through a protracted custody battle. Split and share with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 wor...

Deli Food or Catering at Leonardo's Deli (Half Off). Four Options Available.

One of the cardinal rules of a party is Always have more than enough food for everyone, a rule superseded only by Never mix alcohol with access to a particle accelerator. Secure sustenance for all revelers with this Groupon. Choose...

Zoom! Whitening or Dental Package with Basic Cleaning, Exam, and X-rays at Smiles West or Dental Wonderland (93% Off)

A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with this Groupon. Choose ...

$44 for Four 16-Lap Go-Kart Races at Racer's Edge Indoor Karting ($92 Value)

Go-karts allow people to experience the thrill of driving without having to hear radio ads for pungent soaps or look at four empty seats that remind them of the time someone stole their family of mannequins. Keep thrills pure with t...

Overnight Big Sur Backpacking Trip with Meals and Gear for One or Two from Bay Area Expeditions (Up to 59% Off)

Humans often relax by communing with nature: hiking through mountains, paddling down rivers, and eating berries indiscriminately. Get your fill of nature with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $170 for an overnight Big Sur ...

One or Three 60-Minute Aveda Natural Facials at Encino Aveda Concept Salon (Up to 60% Off)

Plants are a multifarious resource, filling our dinner tables with leafy greens, populating our gardens with blooms, and obscuring the Do Not Enter signs of our haunted summer camps. Experience additional plant uses with this Groupo...

Prix Fixe Thai Dinner for Two or Four at Rambutan (Up to 56% Off)

When dining in public, proper etiquette dictates that you should keep your elbows off the table and your table off the neighboring tables. Mind your manners with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $36 for a prix fixe dinner ...

Yoga Classes, Surfing Lessons, or Membership at Heal and Soul Yoga & Tai Chi (Up to 64% Off). Three Options Available.

Yoga, like sword ownership and sleeping, is an ancient practice whose benefits are just now being appreciated. Reap the rewards of ancient ways of life with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for two yoga hiking classes ...

Introductory Art Classes for Kids, Teens, or Adults at Mission: Renaissance (Up to 72% Off)

Artistic expression can take the form of a vibrant painting, a decapitated sculpture, or front-yard hedges trimmed into the shape of longing. Let creativity blossom with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89 for four intro...

$119 for a Zoom! Whitening Treatment with X-rays and Consultation at L.A. Dental Day Spa ($550 Value)

Humans use their teeth to smile, chew, and hiss at their own reflections. Strengthen your grin with this Groupon. $119 for a Zoom! Whitening Treatment with X-rays and an Invisalign Consultation ($550 Value) During a Zoom! whitenin...

Pole-Dance Workout Class, Eight-Week Pole-Dance Workshop, or Pole-Dance Party for Up to Eight at BeSpun (Up to 69% Off)

Pole dancing builds core strength, which comes in handy if you ever need to hold a sack filled with combination locks over your head for a few hours. Spin toward a six-pack with this Groupon. Choose From Three Options $15 for one...

Full Set of Silk Eyelash Extensions with Optional 2, 5, or 11 Refills at Lash Lounge LA (Up to 64% Off)

Eyelash extensions give eyes a glamorous look, much like wearing designer frames or contact lenses made of mink fur. Get a stylish look with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $45 for one full set of eyelash extensions (a $95...

5 or 10 Indoor Cycling Classes at Spokes Indoor Cycling (Up to 62% Off)

A stationary bike lets you do cardio while staying in one spot, which is perfect if you like to exercise indoors or on the rim of an active volcano. Heat up your fitness routine with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 f...

"Michael Jackson ONE" by Cirque du Soleil at Cirque du Soleil

Recognized the world over for high-quality artistic entertainment, Cirque du Soleil has brought its unique combination of dance, acrobatics, art, and music to more than 100 million spectators. Be among the first to see the show with...

$50 for Five-Week Boot Camp at Boot Camp "Morning Crunch!" (Up to $305 Value)

Before fitness instructors can holler motivational maxims at their students, they must first graduate from a premier hollering academy and serve two years in the Scream Corps. Get motivated with this Groupon. $50 for a Five-Week Bo...

In-Office Laser Teeth Whitening with Option for Exam, X-rays, and Cleaning at Encino Boutique Dentistry (Up to 86% Off)

Keeping teeth white is a never-ending task, much like swallowing your saliva so it doesn't constantly stream down your chin. Let someone else do the dirty work with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $95 for an in-office Sa...

$129 for a 75-Minute Guided Horseback Trail Ride for Two with Wine Tastings from Green Acres Ranch ($300 Value)

There’s something so peaceful about riding a horse down a secluded trail, which is why you rarely see cowboys at day spas. Trot your way toward relaxation with this Groupon. $129 for a 75-Minute Horseback Trail Tour for Two with ...

One or Three 70-Minute Ultimate Foot Massages at IPED Foot Spa (Up to Half Off)

You can tell your feet need to relax when you have to stomp through a puddle of chamomile tea just to get them to fall asleep. Take a step in the right direction with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for one 70-minute...

Four or Eight CardioTennis Classes or Beginner or Intermediate Lessons at Adam Burt's Tennis Enterprises (Up to 69% Off)

Ending up with a title is the ultimate goal of anyone who has ever played sports or poisoned a king. Dream big with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $29 for four CardioTennis classes (an $80 value) $49 for eight CardioTenni...

5 or 10 Barre, Burlesque, or Flexibility Fitness Classes at Fembody Fitness (Up to 81% Off)

Getting into shape involves building muscle, losing fat, and shaving bones down into less massive bones. Look lithe with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for 5 barre, burlesque, or flexibility classes (up to a $100 va...

5 or 10 Cardio Dance Classes at Moore Dancing (Up to 63% Off)

Dancing is a healthy way to physically connect with someone, preferable to giving them a painful bear hug or sewing your head onto their body. Get cheek-to-cheek with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 5 dance class...

One Month of Unlimited Silver-Level Bed Tanning or One or Three Custom Airbrush Spray Tans at Total Tan (Up to 78% Off)

Tanning beds deliver many of the benefits of being kissed by the sun without the worry that it'll leave you for someone paler. Avoid heartbreak with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for one month of unlimited silver-le...

60-Minute Swedish Massage, 60-Minute European Facial, or Both at Dermal Dynamics (Up to 58% Off)

Lying quietly face-down on a table is a crucial step toward getting a massage or ruining a dinner party. Back up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for one 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $75 value) $39 ...

Two, Four, or Six Infrared Weight-Loss Body Wraps at Tanning Plus (Up to 83% Off)

Much like mountain ranges, cellulite deposits take years to form and can stand between you and the coast. Tighten your body's topography with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for two 50-minute Formostar infrared weight...

Holistic-Healing Spa Day for One or Two at Daravadee Spa & Massage Therapy (Up to 69% Off)

A day at the spa is one of the best ways to achieve inner peace, alongside meditating or eating a handful of doves’ eggs. Feel good inside and out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for a one-hour and 35-minute he...

One Dozen Cupcakes or a 6-Inch, 2-Layer Specialty Cake at Regal Cake Gallery (Up to 58% Off)

Dessert is the natural conclusion to a meal, much like an explosion is the natural conclusion to every community-theater production. Give your dinner an exciting finale with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for one do...

One or Two 60-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massages at Uptown Wellness Center (Up to 58% Off)

Massage therapists use their hands to eliminate tension, which is a better use for hands than slapping around a misbehaving gold fish. Put paws to good use with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for one 60-minute Swedi...

Three-, Six-, or Nine-Week Weight-Loss Program at Easy Fitness (Up to 79% Off)

Displaying a slimmed-down figure at the beach will let you feel as confident as the lifeguard who allowed himself to be swallowed by a shark so that he could beat it up from the inside. Be the star of the beach with this Groupon. C...

5, 10, or 20 Fitness Classes with Shoe Rental and 1 Health-and-Nutrition Class at RPM Fitness Studio (Up to 85% Off)

Studies show that an inclusive atmosphere helps people exercise, which is why it’s so much easier to bench-press one’s grandfather at a family reunion. Sweat and socialize with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for ...

Elevated Comfort Food at Los Angeles Brewing Company (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Dining etiquette calls for you to keep your elbows off the table, place a napkin on your lap, and make unflinching eye contact with the chef throughout the meal. Set your sights on dinner with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Optio...

$899 for a Custom Suit and Woven Silk Tie from Le Monsieur ($2,025 Value)

Shopping for clothing can be like finding a needle in a haystack: even when you think you've found what you're looking for, you've actually only found a really shiny piece of hay. Get the perfect fit with this Groupon. $899 for a C...

Sunset Sail for Two or Four or Day Sail for Up to Six from Pacific Sailing (Up to 72% Off)

Sailing on international waters allows sailors liberties that can't be taken on land, such as gambling on knife fights or naming a dog a swear word. Float above the law with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for a 90-mi...

One or Two 60-Minute Swedish Massages, or One Swedish Massage with Lemon Body Polish at Sigal Gevojanyan (Up to 64% Off)

Muscle tension can be mental as well as physical, whether it’s caused by the stress of moving to a new apartment or the embarrassment of failing to open a pickle jar for your grandmother. Unburden yourself with this Groupon. Choo...

10 or 20 Yoga Classes at Yoga Upstairs (Up to 89% Off)

Astronauts regularly practice yoga to stay limber, modulate their breathing, and control their crippling fear of being eaten by the moon. Take one small stretch with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for 10 yoga classe...

One Massage or Facial, Both, or Three Massages or Facials at Smooth Aesthetics Medical Spa (Up to 65% Off)

Choose from Three Options $39 for one 50-minute Smooth Pampering massage or one 45-minute Smooth Pampering facial (up to an $85 value) $65 for one Smooth Pampering massage and one Smooth Pampering facial (a $155 value) $89 for thr...

10 or 20 Boot-Camp Classes at Performance Science Training Institute (Up to 80% Off)

It's important to train the whole body when seeking to get stronger, from tightening the core to lifting weights tied to your toes. Become powerful all over with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 10 boot-camp class...

Acupuncture Consult and Treatment with Option of Two Follow-Up Treatments at Healthy Green Acupuncture (Up to 80% Off)

Though chicken soup is great for the common cold, no evidence supports its ability to treat a damaged teenage soul. Feel warm inside with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for an acupuncture consultation and treatment ...

Nail-Fungus Treatment for One or Both Feet at Laser Nail Therapy Clinic (Up to 70% Off)

Fungus-causing bacteria thrive in dark places, such as on shower-room floors, in gym shoes, or in the shadow of a passing comet. Keep digits safe with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $249 for a laser nail-fungus treatmen...

Beginner Ninja or Intermediate Basic-Training Paintball Package One, Two, or Five at Paintball USA (Up to 68% Off)

The call of the wild is like a call from an elderly grandparent: though you can't quite make out what's being said, you feel better about yourself when you answer. Pick up nature's phone with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options...

Diner Food at Mandy’s Family Restaurant (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Diners often immerse customers in classic Americana, with burgers and milk shakes on the menu and recordings of presidential addresses on the jukebox. Ask what you can do for your taste buds with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Op...

3M Premium or Ceramic Tinting for Five Windows or Premium Tinting for Two Front Windows at Startronics (Up to 61% Off)

Tinted windows cause the sun's rays to bounce away from car interiors without the need to buy car-sized sunglasses or chant "I'm rubber and you're glue" while driving. Deflect ultraviolet intrusions with this Groupon. Choose from T...

One or Three Microdermabrasion Treatments at Flawless Med Spa (Up to 73% Off)

A clear complexion is a common trait among children, teens, and those who are glass on their mother's side. Don't let your genetics hold you back with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one microdermabrasion treatme...

Two Same-Day Go-Kart Races for One, Two, or Four at Fast Lap Indoor Kart Racing (Up to 63% Off)

The small size of go-karts allows them to drive where regular cars can only dream of driving—into the garage of the hobbit next door. Buckle up for a mini adventure with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for two same-...

One or Two Signature Mani-Pedis at Chateau Beauty Lounge (Up to 56% Off)

Looking good requires a concerted effort, much like setting a fire with your mind and then apologizing even though that was obviously cool. Impress everyone with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for one signature mani...

One or Three Brazilian Waxes at Larisa Beauty Salon (Up to 61% Off)

Waxing is a good way to make your legs feel like two smooth baby dolphins. Turn heads at the beach with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for one Brazilian wax (a $55 value) $65 for three Brazilian waxes (a $165 value)

One, Two, or Three Haircut Packages with Shampoo and Conditioning at The Haircutters (Up to 58% Off)

Your hair is like the mighty ocean--it can look wavy, it can look choppy, and it will be depressing when it's gone forever. Love your locks with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for one haircut package with a haircut, ...

Home-Style Breakfast, Lunch, or Dinner at Amy's Patio Café (Half Off)

Not only is breakfast the first meal of the day, it's the first meal of the rest of your life. Eat like no one's watching with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of home-style breakfast or lunch $20 for $4...

One, Three, or Six Facials at Orchid Skin Care (Up to 76% Off)

Besides the centuries-old relative that appears only when filming horror movies, the face is the most visible part of most photographs. Protect your countenance with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for one 60-minute L...

Bar and Grill Food at Valley Wing Pit Sports Bar & Grill (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Chicken wings are the perfect bar food—you can eat as many as you want, the spicy sauce makes cool beverages more refreshing, and the leftover bones can be made into a cool necklace for guys. Chow down with this Groupon. Choose B...

One or Three European Facials Casa Bella Salon (Up to 56% Off)

Like a highway billboard, a beautiful face is smooth and coveted by advertisers. Model your mug with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 60-minute European facial (a $75 value) $99 for three 60-minute European fa...

Pastries and Drinks for Two or $10 for $20 Worth of Baked Goods and Sandwiches at B1 Breadshop

Baked goods made from scratch always taste better than those made from a box or found in a box labeled “plastic toy for dog.” Enjoy a fresh pastry with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $7 for pastries and drinks for t...

Vietnamese Cuisine at Pho So 9 (Half Off). Two Options Available.

For years, European merchants searched for a direct route to Asia, eventually burrowing through the earth and accidentally rediscovering Luxembourg. Quell your own inner rumblings with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $11...

Three or Six Bio-Hydroderm Microdermabrasions at Glow skincare by Kasey (Up to 74% Off)

An excess of dead skin cells clutters the face, obscuring the skin's youthful glow and making it all too easy to misplace a priceless mole passed down from generation to generation. Keep an orderly visage with this Groupon. Choose ...

Mediterranean Cuisine at California Mediterranean Grill (Half Off)

The healthiness of Mediterranean cuisine has inspired many nutritionists to author all-cocktail-olive diets and odes to greek yogurt in dactylic hexameter. Lay a foundation for Homeric good health with this Groupon. Choose Between ...

Two, Four, or Six Ultrasonic Lipolysis Sessions at Vida Emanuel European Day Spa (Up to 75% Off)

It's said that youth is wasted on the young, whose fear of authority prevents them from jamming their tiny arms inside vending machines. Grab hold of youth with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $125 for two ultrasonic lipo...

One, Two, or Three Brazilian Waxes with Brow Shapings at Blue Velvet Hair Salon (Up to 84% Off)

Without wax, candles would just be limp strings and important documents would be sealed with kisses. Put wax to work with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $22 for a Brazilian wax and a brow shaping (a $113 value) $40 for t...

Facial, 60-Minute Massage, or Both at Nani Skin Care (Up to 59% Off)

Choose from Three Options $45 for a facial (a $110 value) $45 for a 60-minute Swedish, deep-tissue, or shiatsu massage (a $95 value) $85 for a facial and a 60-minute Swedish, deep-tissue, or shiatsu massage (a $205 value)

Spa Package, Couples’ Spa Package, or Ladies’ Spa and Makeover Party for Six at My Oasis Spa (Up to 52% Off)

Today's modern world, with its plethora of countries, panoply of waterways, and constantly changing laws about what is and what isn't mail fraud, is as confusing as it is stressful. Get a clear definition of relaxation with this Gro...

Seafood and Soul Food at Shabazz (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Doctors recommend eating fish regularly and mouth kissing one at least once per lifetime. Say "Oh-mega!" with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $11 for $22 worth of seafood and soul food $20 for $40 worth of seafood and so...

Three- or Six-Day Raw-Juice Cleanse at Beverly Hills Wellness Center (Half Off)

Fruits and vegetables can be surprisingly powerful, like babies who convert the mobiles above their cribs into resistance trainers. Send in the heavy hitters with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $109 for a three-day juic...

Complete Auto Detail for a Sedan, SUV, or Small Van at Long Beach Auto Detail (Up to 62% Off)

Many of cinema's iconic moments involve automobiles, from the famous car scene in Cars to the unforgettable car scene in Cars 2. Take pride in your ride with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a complete auto detail ...

Dental Exam, Venus Whitening Treatment, or Take-Home Whitening Trays from Hamid Imankhan DDS (Up to 87% Off)

A bright smile sends a message to others, such as "I care about dental hygiene" or "Look at my teeth—I didn't eat your jelly." Say it with a smile, thanks to this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a new-patient dental e...

Three or Six Microdermabrasion Treatments at Larisa Beauty Salon & Spa (Up to 55% Off)

Bad skin doesn’t have to haunt you, unlike the disgusting memory of the first time you saw your parents hug. Undo the damage with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for three microdermabrasion treatments (a $215 value...

$49 for Weight-Loss Package with Lipotropic Injections and Physician Consultation at Soboba Medical Group ($180 Value)

Losing weight takes conscious effort, just like remembering to blink frequently enough to keep other people from getting suspicious. Fit in with this Groupon. $49 for Lipotropic Injection Weight Loss Package ($180 Total Value) Ph...

Visits or Memberships to Grammy Museum (Up to 54% Off). Five Options Available.

Catchy songs often have a blazing guitar riff, a sing-along chorus, and subliminal messages about getting out of your small town. Get hooked with this Groupon. Choose from Five Options $12 for two adult tickets (up to a $25.90 va...

One, Two, or Three 60-Minute Massages with Aromatherapy Oil at Sunrise Alternative Medical Clinic (Up to 61% Off)

Your body has many ways of sabotaging you, from developing allergic reactions to your favorite foods to forcing you to want to bite the same stupid part of your cheek over and over again. Stand up for yourself with this Groupon. Ch...

One or Two Colon-Hydrotherapy Treatments at Optimal Health (Up to 53% Off)

People are more confident if they feel clean inside and out, which is why successful people all start their days with a hot shower and a nice, tall glass of bleach. Feel your best with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $47...

One, Three, or Five Infrared Body Wraps from Jill at AQUA Salon & Spa (Up to 79% Off)

The bandages used during a spa body wrap are similar to those employed in the medical field, which are woven by off-Broadway Charlotte's Web spider actors. Get wrapped with expertise with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options ...

Two, Four, or Six Microdermabrasion Treatments at Rejuvenating Skin Care (Up to 77% Off)

A pretty face easily sticks in one's memory, much like a catchy song or a horse with udders. Stand out from the herd with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for two microdermabrasion treatments (a $260 value) $129 for fo...

Thai Cuisine at Nariya Thai (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of Thai cuisine and drinks for two $40 for $80 worth of Thai cuisine and drinks for four or more The authentic Thai menu includes fresh veggie summer rolls ($4.95), pad thai ($8.50),...

One or Two 60-Minute Custom Facials at Skincare by Koleen Personal Spa (Up to 57% Off)

Nine out of 10 scientists agree that a healthy human face needs oxygen, after studying the effects of encasing the 10th scientist's head in a cube of cement. Free your face with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for on...

Laser Nail-Fungus Treatment for One or Both Feet or Hands at Omega Podiatry (Up to 80% Off)

Before being discovered by doctors, lasers were used exclusively for slicing turkeys during space Thanksgiving. Give thanks for lasers with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for one laser nail-fungus treatment for one...

4, 8, or 12 Group Dog-and-Owner Boot-Camp Sessions with Dog Obedience Lesson at Thank Dog! Bootcamp (Up to 70% Off)

Choose from Three Options $39 for 4 group boot-camp classes with a dog evaluation and obedience lesson (a $126 value) $59 for 8 group boot-camp classes with a dog evaluation and obedience lesson (a $194 value) $79 for 12 group boo...

One Chiropractic Exam and One, Three, or Five Treatments at Premiere Chiropractic & Sports Medicine (Up to 78% Off)

Your back is easy to throw out, unlike the socks you were wearing the night you first tasted brie. Look back with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a chiropractic exam and one treatment (a $179 value) $99 for a chir...

Tinting for Two Front Windows or Up to Seven Windows at Sound Expo (Up to 55% Off)

Tinted windows prevent bright sunlight from damaging your car's upholstery and pale moonlight from making you fall in love with your steering column. Avoid glares with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for tinting for ...

Baked Goods at Violet's Cakes (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Cupcakes are everything great about full-size cakes but are smaller and will make your desk smell sweeter than any air freshner. Appreciate the little things with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $5 for $10 worth of baked...

$159 for a 60-Minute Scenic Flight Over Los Angeles with Champagne for Two from Encore Flight ($410 Value)

Early man's attempts at flying included sewing feathers onto his arms or trying to harpoon a passing comet. Learn to fly the new-fashioned way with this Groupon. $159 for a 60-Minute Scenic Flight for Two ($410 Value) While sippin...

One or Three Oil Changes with Tire Rotations and Inspection at Meineke Car Care Center (Up to 55% Off)

Mechanics souped up the earliest horseless carriages by filling them with premium oats and lovingly grooming their spoilers. Spur your steed toward the horizon with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for one preferred o...

One or Two 75- or 90-Minute Hot-Stone Massage Packages at Rafole Thai Massage (Up to 58% Off)

Bodies grow sore after a day spent walking around town and kicking down doors to collar rabble-rousing nogoodniks. Walk tall with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $39 for one 75-minute massage package (a $105 value) 60-mi...

Ethiopian Cuisine and Drinks at Rosalind's Ethiopian Cuisine (Half Off). Three Options Available.

Ethiopian cuisine is traditionally served in a woven mesob, which keeps the meal warm until it's dinnertime or the meal learns how to use scissors. Enjoy Ethiopian eats with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for $20 wor...

Argentinian Steak-House Cuisine at Buenos Aires Gardens (Half Off). Two Options Available.

A plate of international cuisine, like a passport, can open up new cultural experiences and must be slathered with chimichurri sauce before passing through customs. Explore new edibles with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...

5, 10, or 15 Outdoor Boot-Camp Classes at Slim Body Fitness (Up to 71% Off)

Participating in boot camp classes requires focus and raises one's pulse, much like taping a “kick me” sign on a mountain lion. Get your heart racing with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for 5 boot-camp classes (a...

One or Three Hot-Stone Massages or One or Two Facial-and-Massage Packages at Chandra Retreat (Up to 67% Off)

Crystals are strong as well as beautiful, just like the daughter you wish you had. See a younger version of yourself with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $39 for one hot-stone-massage package (a $100 value) $99 for three ho...

Tasting of Six Wines for Two or Four at Harry's Wine & Spirits (Up to 56% Off)

Like hearts, wineglasses are fragile, full of goodness, and frequently broken. Live life to the brim with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $18 for a tasting of six wines for two (a $40 value) $35 for a tasting of six wine...

Four- or Eight-Week Weight-Loss Package with Appetite Suppressants and Injections at Healthy for Life (Up to 65% Off)

Choose Between Two Options $99 for a four-week comprehensive weight-loss plan (a $254 value) Health evaluation by a physician Four weeks of appetite suppressants Four weeks of vitamin B12 or lipotropic injections $179 for an e...

60- or 90-Minute Rejuvenation-Cocktail Facial at SoCalSkinworks (Up to 61% Off)

Skin is the largest organ of the human body, with the exception of hearts that have just discovered the true meaning of Christmas. Discover a lovelier you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a 60-minute rejuvena...

$29 for a Dental Exam, X-rays, and Basic Cleaning at Alpha Dental Group ($280 Value)

A healthy smile is a natural way of showing affection to a potential mate or aggression to a potential meal. Let your mouth do its will with this Groupon. $29 for a Dental Exam, X-Rays, and Cleaning ($280 value) X-rays (a $132 va...

Fish and Shrimp Tacos at Best Fish Taco In Ensenada (Up to Half Off). Three Options Available.

Being allowed to top your own tacos means always getting perfectly sized dollops of salsa and never having a dance-off with the chef to settle disputes over proper tortilla-to-guac ratios. Avoid bolero-ing in anger with this Groupon...

5, 10, or 15 Classes at CrossFit Synapse (Up to 67% Off)

Working out with professional gym equipment is preferable to improvised workouts, such as coffee-table parkour and trying to lift one of everything at Costco. Bulk up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for 5 CrossFi...

Eight Beginners' Classes or One Month of Unlimited Beginners' Classes at Latin Dance Pro (Up to 64% Off)

Dance can express many human emotions: grief, fear, longing, and undeserved pride in your passable imitation of a swan. Take yourself for a spin with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for eight beginners' dance classes...

Eco-Friendly Exterior Auto Detail for a Car or SUV from Eco Auto Care Park and Wash (Up to 74% Off)

Before car detailing, wax only existed for candle making and polishing the king's collection of Most Improved King trophies. Give your car the royal treatment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $40 for a 60- to 90-minut...

Persian Cuisine for Two or Four at Persia Cuisine (Half Off)

Being served by a good waiter makes you feel important, much like hearing people talk about something you did over a grocery store's intercom. Get what's coming to you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 wor...

3, 5, or 10 Infrared-Sauna Sessions at Village Detox and Colonic Health Spa (Up to 75% Off)

Choose from Three Options $39 for 3 30-minute infrared-sauna sessions (a $120 value) $59 for 5 30-minute infrared-sauna sessions (a $200 value) $99 for 10 30-minute infrared-sauna sessions (a $400 value)

10 or 15 Yoga Classes at Rising Lotus Yoga (Up to 71% off)

After yoga, the surest way to strengthen the body and focus the mind is to run on a treadmill while translating its instruction manual into Latin. Conjugate your body with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $40 for 10 yoga ...

One, Two, or Three Months of Outdoor Boot-Camp Classes for Women from Los Angeles Adventure Boot Camp (Up to 87% Off)

Before fitness instructors can holler motivational maxims at their students, they must first graduate from a premier hollering academy and serve two years in the Scream Corps. Get motivated with this Groupon. Choose from Three Opti...

$1,499 for a Dental-Implant Package with Abutment and Crown at Secure Smiles ($3,630 Value)

It's important to take care of your teeth so you can chew for your whole life and so that your skeleton doesn't look all malnourished. Make a lasting impression with this Groupon. $1,499 for a Complete Dental Implant ($3,630 Total ...

$2,600 for a Complete Set of Invisalign Invisible Braces at Covina Smile ($5,500 Value)

Teeth are more than just precious rocks that fall out of skulls so that they can be turned into jewelry. Keep your headstones in proper alignment with this Groupon. $2,600 for Complete Set of Invisalign Invisible Braces ($5,500 Val...

$119 for In-Office Zoom Teeth-Whitening Treatment with Exam and X-rays from Johnston C. Chu, DDS ($794 Value)

Although teeth whitening remains a popular service, the teeth tie-dyeing trend of 1973 never really caught on. Get a groovier smile with this Groupon. $119 for Teeth-Whitening Package ($794 Total Value) Dental exam (a $67 value) ...

Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at MDS Medical Spa & Laser Center (Up to 81% Off)

Laser hair removal is a good way to make your legs feel like two smooth, underfed dolphins. Turn heads at the beach with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $79 for six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (up to a $...

Registration Package to Tough Mudder at Tough Mudder

Described as Ironman meets Burning Man, Tough Mudder is unlike any other challenge you've encountered; this 10- to 12-mile obstacle course is designed to measure strength, endurance, and mental toughness. More than half a million pe...

$195 for a Two-Hour Helicopter Flight Lesson for One at Rotor F/X in Van Nuys ($399 Value)

There are few things as liberating as being able to fly, which is why humans invented helicopters and why penguins constantly try to sabotage them by eating their propellers. Feel the freedom of the skies with this Groupon. $195 fo...

$99 for 20 Units of Botox at LaserPro Cosmetic ($320 Value)

Smoothness is a quality that is highly valued in American society, particularly in skin, peanut butter, and operators. Get smooth with this Groupon. $99 for 20 Units of Botox ($320 Value) Physicians smooth wrinkles with a series o...

Traditional or Power-Snorkeling Tour for One or Two from Catalina Snorkel and Scuba (Up to 61% Off)

Oceans are the earth's final frontier, holding thousands of uncategorized species of fish and Poseidon's unfinished sudoku puzzles. Uncover the mysteries of the deep with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $19 for a snorkelin...

Brazilian Keratin Treatment with Optional Haircut at Steven Mata Hair (Up to 68% Off)

Unlike love or nephews with healthy kidneys, hair is something you can have too much of. Trim down with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a Brazilian keratin smoothing treatment (a $300 value) $129 for a Brazilian ...

Two, Three, or Four IPL Photofacials at Sunrise Medspa (Up to 88% Off)

Without professional help, reversing the signs of aging can be as challenging as convincing a kid that the candy he found on the ground covered in ants is no good to eat. Enlist assistance with this Groupon. Choose from Three Optio...

Laser Toenail Fungus Removal Treatments for One or Two Feet at Edward Lazo, DPM (Up to 82% Off)

Toenail fungus makes people embarrassed to show their feet, whether wearing flip-flops to the beach or reaching across the dinner table to grab another roll. Pass the panacea with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for...

Hot Dogs, Chips, and Drinks for Two or $5 for $10 Worth of Hot Dogs and Drinks at Pop’s Hot Dogs

People often customize their hot dog with toppings, whether it's mustard and relish or two additional hot dogs. The possibilities are endless with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $9 for two hot dogs, two sides of chips, ...

Dance Boot Camp for One or Two, Private Lesson for Two, or Unlimited Classes in 2013 at LearnSalsa.com (Up to 65% Off)