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A sore back is often the result of days spent hunching over keyboards or playing catch with wet bags of flour. Get back in the game with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $40 for a 60-minute deep-tissue massage (an $80 valu...
Go-kart tracks are winding and curving courses commonly designed in such layouts as the figure eight and the snake kissing a garden hose. Hug those curves with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $23 for one 10-minute high-p...
Horses are our superiors in every way, which is why we're so lucky that they allow us the courtesy of riding all about on their supple yet strong horse backs. Deepen the human-horse bond with this Groupon. $589 for Two-Night All-In...
There are few things as liberating as being able to fly, which is why humans invented airplanes and why penguins constantly try to sabotage them by climbing into their jet engines. Feel the freedom of the skies with this Groupon. C...
Sitting back, laughing, and chatting about your day is the best way to enjoy a haircut and the simplest way to ruin your child's clarinet recital. Get a lively look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a women’...
Golf-club designers often consult aerospace engineers to fulfill dreams of experimental-alloy drivers and converting the solar system into a nine-hole executive course. Take your game to the next frontier with this Groupon. Choose ...
A beautiful face can help you attract romance, much like wandering through the streets with an armful of baguettes. Catch someone's eye with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for one rosacea or dark-spot laser treatment...
Fingers and toes are like good friends—they're always there for you and only the coolest people have more than 20. Count your blessings with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 30-minute express manicure and on...
Boats are like rich parents, in that they will float you for a few years while you drift around playing acoustic guitar and working on your coming-of-age novel. Live the dream with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for...
Teenagers idolize pizza due to its portable nature and refusal to stay in a box, man. Eat your way to independence with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $14 for one large two-topping pizza, one bread side, and one 2-litre...
When Atlantis fell, the only survivors were its golfers, whose vast knowledge of water hazards saw them to safety. Hone game-saving skills with this Groupon. $30 for a 30-Minute Swing Evaluation and Bucket of Range Balls ($65 Value...
Ice cream, like revenge, is best served cold and at a birthday party. I scream, you scream with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for a party pack with two take-home half-litres of ice cream, three mixins, and four waf...
Without wax, candles would just be limp strings and important documents would be sealed with kisses. Put wax to work with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $30 for one men’s or women’s Brazilian wax (a $60 value) $50 fo...
Your hair is like the mighty ocean—it can look wavy, it can look choppy, and it will be depressing when it's gone forever. Love your locks with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for a women’s haircut (a $40 value) ...
Exercising is one of the cornerstones of good health, along with never kissing anything at the doctor's office. Keep your body in check with this Groupon. $89 for One Month of Unlimited Fitness Classes ($195 Value) Dance, fitness...
Long eyelashes have a number of uses, from giving butterfly kisses to shooing away actual butterflies that try to drink your eye juice. Make a heart flutter with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one microdermabras...
Choose from Three Options $12 for five 18.9-litre bottles of demineralized water (a $24.95 value) $17 for five 18.9-litre bottles of pH Plus alkaline mineralized water (a $34.95 value) $19 for five 18.9-litre bottles of Himalayan ...
Mark Twain once called golf a good walk spoiled, due to the then-popular misconception that if you left a beautiful golf course out in the sun, it would fester and burst. Chip away at his ignorance with this Groupon. $35 for a Golf...
Dance can express many human emotions: grief, fear, longing, and undeserved pride in your passable imitation of a swan. Take yourself for a spin with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $17 for 5 dance and fitness classes (a...
Boats are like rich parents, in that they will float you for a few years while you drift around playing acoustic guitar and working on your coming of age novel. Live the dream with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for...
When people rally together, they can accomplish anything, such as building the pyramids, going to the moon, or eating an entire party sub. Team up for good with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $55 for a one-year adoption...
Wearing eyeglasses is the easiest way to look intelligent, closely beating out reading a full set of encyclopedias on the bus or being British. Wise up your eyes with this Groupon. $49 for $250 Worth of Frames and Prescription Lens...
Human faces experience a lifetime of wear and tear from gravity, driving into the wind, and pineapple-pie-eating contests. Restore your cheeks' original splendour with this Groupon. Choose from Six Options $59 for three laser hai...
Getting a family portrait memorializes your loved ones in a way that lasts longer than making pancakes that look like them. Your family is picture-perfect with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for an in-studio photo-sh...
Video footage preserves family moments that might otherwise be forgotten, like the day Grandpa wiped everyone's memory with a spy drug. Bring precious records to the digital age with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $8 for...
Clothes make the man, just as monocles make the millionaire and swimming pools full of monocles make the billionaire. Dive into well-maintained apparel with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $18 for $40 worth of dry cleani...
Hair grows all over the body, which makes it nearly impossible to painlessly remove band-aids or emerge unscathed from a vat of honey. Remove your coat of hair with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $15 for one brow- and lip...
Martial arts encompass many forms of hand-to-hand combat, from jiu-jitsu to punching walls in your sleep. Focus your fury with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $199 for three months of unlimited coed Brazilian jiu-jitsu cl...
Heat enhances the mind-body connection during activities such as hot yoga and the popular TV quiz show, Beach Jeopardy! Loosen up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for 5 yoga classes (a $65 value) $45 for 10 yoga ...
Photographers must be patient in order to catch the exact moment when the sun crests the horizon or a child learns empathy. Stop time with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a photography class for one (a $59 value)...
Much like an automobile, the human body requires proper care to stay healthy and good-looking for calendar photos. Maintain your natural mode of transportation with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for two LipoLaser tr...
Without glasses, people with bad eyesight could never drive a car or tell the difference between a banana and a disgusting fuzzy banana. Sharpen your senses with this Groupon. $49 for $200 Toward Prescription Glasses Frames start ...
People love pizza because its circular shape satisfies every human's primal urge to devour the planet Earth. Dig into the crust with this Groupon. $22 for a Pizza Meal for Two ($44.22 Value) Two large Ol' Favourite pizzas (a $15....
A spray tan keeps people from discovering that you've spent the entire summer in the basement finding the courage to love again. Get a healthy glow with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $17 for one Mystic spray tan (a $34...
Thomas Edison declared that genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, a fact he discovered while inventing the volcano. Work up a healthy sweat with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $39 for one month of unlimited jujit...
Manicures keep people from shamefully hiding their unkempt hands in pockets, mittens, or two wedding cakes. Keep your hands held high with this Groupon. $32 for a Mani-Pedi ($65 Value) A nail technician files and shapes nails befo...
It's nearly impossible to get by without a computer these days if you like sitting near something warm and aluminum. Touch the future with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for a computer cleaning and diagnostic servic...
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, which is why every time a human attempts to fly, a bird attempts to drive a stick shift. Engage in one of the primary mandates of physics with this Groupon. Choose Between T...