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- Aka Japanese Cuisine
- Al Aseel
- Amore Mangola's Italian
- Angus Grill and Brazilian Steakhouse
- Anthony's Pizza
- Arcodoro
- Ashford Pub
- Azteca's Bar & Grill Mexican Restaurant
- Bistro Lancaster
- Cafe Byblos Mediterranean Restaurant
- Cafe cubano
- Cafe Layal Midtown
- Cafe Piquet
- Cafe Pita
- Cafe Pita +
- Cafe Taraiz
- Canyon Cafe Houston
- Casa Dominguez
- Catrachito Restaurant
- Cattleguard Restaurant
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Yoga Classes and Screening of “Change: The LifeParticle Effect†on June 23 at Dahn Yoga (Up to 76% Off)
$35 $130 at Dahn Yoga - Groupon - Expires 05/27/13
Stiff, inflexible limbs can keep you from beloved activities, such as pretending that a baby is an airplane or chores. Free your limbs and the rest will follow with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for one ticket to Ch...
Southern-Style Breakfast and Café Food at Laura’s Cafe & Tea House (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$10 $20 at Laura’s Cafe & Tea House - Groupon - Expires 05/27/13
Dining out is one way to explore your town, along with clinging to the back of a bus and borrowing a police horse. Try something new with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of café food $30 for three Grou...
One or Two Months of Tumble Tots Classes or a 90-Minute Birthday Party for Up to 15 Kids at Apex Cheer (Up to 67% Off)
$49 $150 at Apex Cheer - Groupon - Expires 05/27/13
Without extracurricular activities, children will take up sedentary pastimes, such as playing video games or baseball. Get them up and moving with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for one month of Tumble Tots classes (...
Cody Simpson at Bayou Music Center on June 6 at 7 p.m. (Up to 65% Off)
$18.75 $53.04 at Cody Simpson - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
It’s natural for teens to become infatuated with pop stars before they inevitably grow up, marry the pop star, and have a hundred of their babies. Celebrate youthful exuberance with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal $18.75 for on...
One-Week Half- or Full-Day Fencing and Sports Camp with Gear Rental at Bayou City Fencing Academy (52% Off)
$99 $205 at Bayou City Fencing Academy - Groupon - Expires 05/29/13
Fencing is America's favorite sport because it combines the visceral excitement of swordplay with the stylish outfits of beekeeping. Fight fashionably with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a one-week half-day fenc...
8 30-Minute Group Basic Swim Lessons for 1 Child or a 2-Hour Swim Party at Gigglin' Marlin Swim School (Up to 60% Off)
$99 $250 at Gigglin' Marlin Swim School - Groupon - Expires 05/29/13
The closing of a pool marks the end of summer, as does packing away sundresses and chugging the last bottle of sunscreen before it expires. Seize the day with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for eight 30-minute group ...
Luncheon or Drinks Cruise on a Riverboat for Two or Four from Southern Empress Cruises (Up to 51% Off)
$49 $99.96 at Southern Empress Cruises - Groupon - Expires 05/29/13
Taking a boat cruise is a luxurious way to relax and see the sights, unlike boarding a dolphin equipped with a saddle, which usually results in whiplash and water-filled lungs. Cruise the blue in comfort with this Groupon. Choose f...
Mexican Resort at Barceló Maya Colonial
$850 $1,663 at Barceló Maya Colonial - Living Social - Expires 06/05/13
The Escape Kit • A Four-Night Stay for Two in a Superior Room ($850) or a Junior Suite Ocean Front Premium Room ($1,175) with $1,200 in Resort Coupons • A Five- ($1,062) or Six- Night ($1,275) Stay for Two in a Superior Room with ...
AAA Four Diamond Resort at Barceló Maya Palace Deluxe
$977 $2,021 at Barceló Maya Palace Deluxe - Living Social - Expires 06/05/13
The Escape Kit • A Four-Night Stay for Two in a Junior Suite Deluxe Room ($977) or a Junior Suite Ocean Front Premium Room ($1,537) with $1,200 in Resort Credit Coupons • A Five-Night Stay for Two in a Junior Suite Deluxe Room ($1...
St. Croix Hotel at Hotel on the Cay
$396 $956 at Hotel on the Cay - Living Social - Expires 06/05/13
Escape Kit • A Four-Night Stay for Two in a Standard Room ($396) • Or, a Six-Night Stay for Two in a Standard Room ($594) The Destination Combine impossibly blue Caribbean waters with perfect white-sand beaches, toss every im...
All-Inclusive St. Maarten Resort at Sonesta Maho Beach Resort & Casino
$999 $2,220 at Sonesta Maho Beach Resort & Casino - Living Social - Expires 06/05/13
Escape Kit • A Four- ($999), Five- ($1,099), or Six-Night ($1,299) Stay for Two in a Pool or Ocean View Room • All Inclusive of Meals, Snacks, Alcoholic and Non-Alcoholic Drinks, Daily Activities, Nightly Entertainment, and All Ta...
Five-Day Kid's Fencing Camp on Various Dates at Bayou City Fencing Academy
$169 $405 at Bayou City Fencing Academy - Living Social - Expires 06/05/13
Sign your children up for a summer fencing camp and introduce them to this cerebral sport that benefits those that think tactically, analytically, and quickly: • $169 ($405 value) for full-day fencing camp at West Bellfort Facili...
Five Nightclub Cardio Classes at Nightclub Cardio
$25 $50 at Nightclub Cardio - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Get your groove back with a fitness regimen that combines classic workouts with the hottest music from genres like hip-hop, pop, disco, Latin, Bollywood, and swing with this deal for Nightclub Cardio: • $25 ($50 value) for five n...
Six Weeks of Yoga Classes at Rising Hearts Yoga Studio
$39 $113 at Rising Hearts Yoga Studio - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
A combination of postures and breathing techniques, the hatha yoga taught at Rising Hearts Yoga Studio will help you develop a clear mind and a strong body: • $39 ($113 value) for six weeks of yoga classes; all students start at ...
Two, Three, or Four Weeks of Dance Camp at Dance Fever USA
$159 $399 at Dance Fever USA - Living Social - Expires 06/05/13
This dance camp includes plenty of instruction in a variety of dance styles like jazz, break dance, and hip-hop -- plus games, crafts, and more: • $159 ($399 value) for two weeks of full day camp • $229 ($549 value) for three we...
Diamond-Tip Microdermabrasion at Kaaya Salon & Spa
$62 $125 at Kaaya Salon & Spa - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
One of the gentle estheticians at Kaaya Salon & Spa will use a diamond-tipped wand to help slough away dead skin cells and rejuvenate your visage during this treatment: • $62 ($125 value) for a diamond-tip microdermabrasion ...
Prix Fixe Italian Dinner for Two or Four on Sunday–Thursday or Friday–Saturday at Gina's Italian Kitchen (Up to 54% Off)
$17 $37 at Gina's Italian Kitchen - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
The proper way to eat spaghetti is to twirl it around your fork, set that fork aside, get another fork, twirl spaghetti around that fork, and then keep doing that until all the spaghetti is on forks. Fill up on Italian fare with thi...
Initial Screening and One or Three Sclerotherapy Treatments at The Vein Treatment Center (Up to 61% Off)
$60 $150 at The Vein Treatment Center - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
Spider veins are tough to get rid of and can ruin a day at the beach, much like tattoos that say No Running. Have some fun in the sun with this Groupon. Choose from Two Options $60 for an initial screening and a 30-minute sclerot...
4 or 2 Ultra Lipo & Infrared Steam Sauna Sessions at Belle Spas
$119 $660 at Belle Spas - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
Visit Belle Spas, and you can be sure you're getting a treatment that works -- it's been tried and tested by the staff here. That includes the noninvasive ultrasound lipo sessions, a customer favorite: • $119 ($660 value) for two...
$40 or $30 to Spend on Indian Bistro Fare at Red Dot Cuisine
$20 $40 at Red Dot Cuisine - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
For a mix of familiar and foreign flavors, try Red Dot Cuisine -- an independently owned American bistro with an Indian flair: • $20 for $40 to spend on food and non-alcoholic drinks at dinner • $15 for $30 to spend on food and ...
Two Hours of House Cleaning at Bless It Cleaning Services
$49 $100 at Bless It Cleaning Services - Living Social - Expires 06/18/13
Let this staff with four years of professional experience tackle everything you forget about -- dusting baseboards, sanitizing sinks, wiping down cabinet doors, and more: • $49 ($100 value) for two hours of house cleaning • Staf...
Outdoor Living Design Consultation with Sketch at Outdoor Homescapes
$99 $200 at Outdoor Homescapes - Living Social - Expires 06/18/13
Your outdoor spaces should be more than just a patio -- let this company recreate your backyard to include outdoor kitchens, stamp concrete, fireplaces, water features, and more: • $99 ($200 value) for an outdoor living design co...
$100 or $150 of Auto Glass Repairs at Auto Glass Champ
$39 $100 at Auto Glass Champ - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
Whether you need a chip repair or a complete windshield replacement, this family-owned-and-operated company uses the highest quality tools to get you back out on the road in one hour: • $39 for $100 to spend on auto glass repair...
Exterior Power Washing for Up to 2,000 Square Feet at Pinpoint Restoration
$125 $250 at Pinpoint Restoration - Living Social - Expires 06/18/13
Give sidewalks, drive ways, siding, and more new life when you use this deal from Pinpoint Restoration for power washing: • $125 ($250 value) for an exterior power washing for up to 2,000 square feet • Remove dirt and bacteria f...
Two-Hour Kayak Nature Tour with Equipment at Texas Kayak Guide
$59 $120 at Texas Kayak Guide - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
Marshall Hosea of Texas Kayak Guide has spent more than 30 years navigating the area waters -- let him lead you on a kayak tour of Lake Conroe that will give you a new look at the countryside: • $59 ($120 value) for a two-hour ka...
Paintball Admission, Gear, and 100 Paintballs Each for 2, 4, or 10 at TxR Paintball (Up to 78% Off)
$25 $96 at TxR Paintball - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Paintball combines the philosophies from Sun Tzu's The Art of War with anecdotes from Jackson Pollock's autobiography, I Will Fight Your Painting. Hone combat aesthetics with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a pain...
Brazilian Churrasco Dinner for Two, Four, or Six at Pradaria Steaks & Churrascaria (Up to 51% Off)
$38 $75.90 at Pradaria Steaks & Churrascaria - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Steak is one of the only foods that comes with a really sharp knife, which makes it the perfect choice if your date is a pumpkin with no face yet. Carve into this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $38 for a churrasco dinner for ...
6, 9, or 12 Zerona Treatments with Lipotropic Injections at Amaya Antiaging Weight Loss & Zerona Clinic (Up to 85% Off)
$299 $1,620 at Amaya Antiaging Weight Loss & Zerona Clinic - Groupon - Expires 05/27/13
Most people could "stand to lose a few," whether they're above their ideal weight or just carrying too many puppies. Shed pounds with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $299 for 6 Zerona treatments (a $1,500 value) and three...
$99 for a Limelight IPL Photofacial or a Laser Genesis Treatment at A Beautiful Smile at Lake Pointe ($350 Value)
$99 $350 at A Beautiful Smile at Lake Pointe - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Your face is the first thing people notice about you and the first thing they'll describe to the police after you open all their mail. Make a lasting impression with this Groupon. $99 for One Limelight IPL Photofacial Treatment or ...
Organic Mani/Pedi or Organic Facial at Voir Salon & Spa
$29 $60 at Voir Salon & Spa - Living Social - Expires 05/27/13
What started with Voir Salon & Spa owner Jenny Nguen's penchant for healthy foods, has spun into the concept for a 100% organic beauty spa -- she even makes the sea salts for the bath soaks: • $29 ($60 value) for an organic V...
Laser Toenail Fungus Treatment for One or Two Feet at Houston Fungus Treatment Center
$199 $850 at Houston Fungus Treatment Center - Living Social - Expires 05/27/13
The professional staff at this medical practice uses a 30-minute laser treatment to help free your nails of fungi potentially fast enough to allow you to resume pedicures and other regular activities that day: • $199 ($850 value)...
Versa Spa Session with Pre- & Post-Spray Treatment at Glissin
$12 $43 at Glissin - Living Social - Expires 06/03/13
This Smart Tan-certified establishment employs a stringent 50-point inspection system to ensure you can get your bronze on in a clean environment: • $12 ($43 value) for a Versa spa session with pre- and post-spray • Organic,...
Four Weekly Check-Ins and Four Vitamin B-12 Shots at Healthy Figures Houston
$69 $140 at Healthy Figures Houston - Living Social - Expires 05/27/13
If you needed any convincing that this deal from Healthy Figures Houston can get you healthy, just look to the owner's personal story -- 136 pounds lost later, she's off all medicines and enjoying life: • $69 ($140 value) for fou...
James Harden, Matt Schaub + More: Collectors Show at TriStar Productions
$9 $23 at TriStar Productions - Living Social - Expires 05/31/13
From trading cards to appearances by more than 40 professional athletes -- including Luke Joeckel, JJ Watt, Matt Schaub, Arian Foster, and James Harden -- the Tristar Houston Collectors Show provides the area's premier spot to brows...
60- or 90-Minute Swedish or Aromatherapy Massage at Champa's Creations Day Spa (Up to 53% Off)
$35 $75 at Champa's Creations Day Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
A spa makes it seem like your troubles are a thousand miles away, especially if the spa is a thousand miles away from that zoo you let all the apes out of. Escape with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a 60-minute ...
$10 for $20 Worth of Italian Food at Johnny Carino’s
$10 $20 at Johnny Carino's - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
Having a favorite restaurant means knowing you can always get something delicious, instead of taking the chance that the bank’s money will taste better this time. Invest in a delicious dinner with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth ...
3, 8, or 15 Ultrasonic Cavitation Body-Contouring Sessions at Absolute Body Sculpting (Up to 80% Off)
$99 $297 at Absolute Body Sculpting - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
Choose from Three Options $99 for 3 ultrasonic cavitation treatments (a $297 value) $199 for 8 ultrasonic cavitation treatments (a $792 value) $299 for 15 ultrasonic cavitation treatments (a $1,485 value) In each 20- to 30-minut...
Two- or Three-Hour BYOB Painting Class for One or Two at Paint Until You Faint (Up to 53% Off)
$17 $35 at Paint Until You Faint - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Choose from Four Options $17 for a two-hour BYOB painting class (a $35 value) $19 for a three-hour BYOB painting class (a $40 value) $34 for a two-hour BYOB painting class for two (a $70 value) $38 for a three-hour BYOB painting c...
$169 for Four-Hour Boat Rental for Four from Carefree Boat Club ($435 Value)
$169 $435 at Carefree Boat Club - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Renting a boat gives you a chance to drive a boat, which, in turn, lets you feel a small piece of what it's like to be a boat. Test-drive a new lifestyle with this Groupon. $169 for Four-Hour Boat Rental for Four ($435 Value) For ...
10, 15, or 20 Slim Shot Lipotropic B-12 Injections at Ageless Med Spa (Up to 70% Off)
$89 $250 at Ageless Med Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that's covered in canola oil. Enlist expert help with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $89 for 10 Slim Shot Lipotropic B-1...
One, Two, or Three Diamond Glow, Cinderella, or Cleopatra Facials at Bella Nova Day Spa & Retreat (Up to 58% Off)
$69 $150 at Bella Nova Day Spa & Retreat - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Getting a facial can take 10 years off your face, just as marrying the district attorney can take 10 years off your sentence. Shave off some time this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for one facial (up to a $150 value) $1...
Rider’s Edge New Rider Motorcycle Course for One or Two at Stubbs Harley-Davidson (Half Off)
$150 $300 at Stubbs Harley-Davidson - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
The sight of a motorcycle on the open highway instills pride in riders everywhere and hope in the man selling flaming hoops on the side of the road. Ignite new feelings with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $150 for the ...
$125 to Spend on a Pair of Prescription Glasses at Eye Wear Unlimited
$39 $125 at Eye Wear Unlimited - Living Social - Expires 05/25/13
Certified optician Vicki Leigh opened this Houston business in 1977 and has been providing professional customer service with a fashionable selection of eyewear ever since -- find a new slick pair here: • $39 for $125 to spend on...
Round of Mini Golf for Four or Six with Drinks at Pitch Putt & Play in Pearland (Up to 54% Off)
$20 $43.02 at Pitch Putt & Play - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
Some activities are more family friendly on a smaller scale, such as playing golf or sinking battleships. Small games, big fun with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $14 for a mini golf outing for four (up to a $28.68 valu...
Cajun Dinner for Two, Four, or Six at Jimmy G’s Cajun Seafood Restaurant (Half Off)
$25 $50 at Jimmy G's Cajun Seafood Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
Dining out is always a special treat, whether you're celebrating a child's birthday, a romantic first date, or the anniversary of the day you got over your fear of waiters. Feast with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 f...
Ice Cream, Frozen Yogurt, and Sorbet at Marble Slab Creamery (Up to 53% Off). Two Options Available.
$5 $10 at Marble Slab Creamery - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
During the Ice Cream Age, humans survived by eating the vast, slow-churned glaciers and avoiding the dangers of hot-fudge-sundae pits. Taste history-making flavor with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $5 for $10 worth of ...
Eight- or Four-Week Weight-Loss Program with B12 Injections at Physicians Weight Loss Centers (Up to 78% Off)
$99 $440 at Physicians Weight Loss Centers - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
It takes more to lose weight than swearing off escalators or swearing at burgers until they quit hanging out in your mouth. Shape up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for an eight-week weight-loss program (a $440 v...
Tracy Morgan: Excuse My French at House of Blues Houston on May 30 at 8 p.m. (Up to 46% Off)
$25 $46.33 at Tracy Morgan: Excuse My French - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
When comedians get onstage, they open their lives to audiences and to any burglars who realize they won't be home for hours. Help yourself to comedic treasures with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal $25 for one G-Pass to Tracy Morg...
Photo Booth Rental with Prints & Attendant at Injoy Photobooths
$350 $700 at Injoy Photobooths - Living Social - Expires 05/24/13
A photo booth rental is a great way to get the candid photos you love without lugging a camera around. And since Injoy's photo booths include an attendant, you're ensured smooth operation, too: • $350 ($700 value) for a three-hou...
Five or Ten Hatha Yoga Classes at Yoga Heart Studio
$39 $85 at Yoga Heart Studio - Living Social - Expires 05/24/13
Yoga is a lot more than stretching -- increase your range of motion, build stronger muscles, and discipline mind and body -- it's the perfect compliment to your existing exercise plan: • $39 ($85 value) for five hatha yoga classe...
$20 to Spend on Mediterranean and Asian Fusion at Nikoz Fusion Grill
$10 $20 at Nikoz Fusion Grill - Living Social - Expires 05/24/13
For almost two years, this "Mediter-Asian" restaurant in Colony Square has garnered praise for its gyros, as well as its perfect mix of global flavors and friendly service: • $10 for $20 to spend on food and non-alcoholic drinks ...
Indoor Go-Kart Races, Laser Tag, Mini Golf, and Sodas for Two or Four at Track 21 (Up to 54% Off)
$29 $62.70 at Track 21 - Groupon - Expires 05/20/13
Go-karts allow people to experience the thrill of driving without having to hear annoying radio ads or accidentally visit the World's Biggest Waffle. Stay on the grid with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a racing ...
One-Hour Massage, or Two- or Three-Hour Spa Package with Massage at Beauty and Body Wellness Spa (Up to 68% Off)
$35 $110 at Beauty & Body Wellness Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Overworked muscles can form painful knots, which is why so many construction workers give each other shoulder massages during their lunch breaks. Hammer out the hurt with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for a one-hour ...
Backstreet Boys Concert at The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion on Saturday, August 31, at 7:30 p.m. (Up to 52% Off)
$25 $52.30 at Backstreet Boys - Groupon - Expires 05/19/13
The Deal $25 to see the Backstreet Boys in concert (up to a $52.30 value) When: Saturday, August 31, at 7:30 p.m. Where: The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion Section: rear of 104–111 Door time: 6:30 p.m. Ticket values include all...
One or Two Shellac Manicures with Pedicures at Rose Nails and Spa (Half Off)
$29.99 $60 at Rose Nails and Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
It's important to keep your nails in good shape, just in case you ever need to claw your way out of a malfunctioning birthday cake at a surprise party. Stay sharp with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29.99 for one shell...
HydraFacial for the Face or for the Face and Neck at Ada's Skin Care (51% Off)
$99 $200 at Ada's Skin Care - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
A spa can be a refuge from the chaos of a busy life or from the chaos of a city slowly being overtaken by hyperintelligent children. Escape the madness with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a HydraFacial for the f...
Vietnamese Food for Two or Four at Simply Pho (Half Off)
$10 $20 at Simply Pho - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Eating with chopsticks requires a certain level of dexterity, like beating a difficult video game or spitefully disassembling a too-difficult video game. Conquer your hunger with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $...
One- or Two-Night Stay with Welcome Drinks at Houston Marriott Energy Corridor in Houston, TX
$79 $134 at Houston Marriott Energy Corridor - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Top Reasons to Stay at Houston Marriott Energy Corridor Thanks to the hotel’s location right off the I-10 Katy Freeway, you can reach downtown Houston in about 20 minutes. The outdoor pool deck has a fire pit and seating area. ...
One, Three, or Six Laser Tattoo-Removal Sessions for a Small Area at Sugar Land Laser Tattoo Removal (Up to 68% Off)
$129 $375 at Sugar Land Laser Tattoo Removal - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Once upon a time, the only way to get rid of a tattoo was to wait around for the return of molting season. Get quicker results with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for one laser tattoo-removal session for a small area...
Los Cabos Suite + Dinner for 2 at Marbella Suites en la Playa
$299 $670 at Marbella Suites en la Playa - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Four- ($299), Five- ($374), or Six-Night ($449) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Garden-View Suite • Or, a Four- ($399), Five- ($499), or Six-Night ($599) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Partial Ocean View Suite • One R...
All-Inclusive Puerto Vallarta Resort at Vamar Vallarta All Inclusive Marina & Beach Resort
$300 $600 at Vamar Vallarta All Inclusive Marina & Beach Resort - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Three- ($300), Four- ($400), Five- ($500), or Six-Night ($600) Stay for Two in a Standard or Superior Room From Now to July 4; and August 16 to December 20 • Or, a Three- ($353), Four- ($470), Five- ($588), or Six-N...
Tulsa Hotel at Wyndham Tulsa
$99 $199 at Wyndham Tulsa - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
The Escape Kit • A One-Night Stay for Up to Four in a Double Queen Bed • Two Passes and Two Extra Wristbands to Leapin' Louie's Lagoon • $50 Food-and-Beverage Credit (Excluding Alcohol) at the Hotel • Combine Vouchers to Stay ...
Boutique Costa Rican Resort at Hotel Byblos Resort and Casino
$449 $820 at Hotel Byblos Resort and Casino - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
The Escape Kit • A Four-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $100 Food Credit ($449) • A Five-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $120 Food Credit ($559) • A Six-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $140 Food Credit ($6...
Oceanfront Boutique Resort at Sandy Haven Luxury Boutique Hotel
$419 $952 at Sandy Haven Luxury Boutique Hotel - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
The Escape Kit • A Four- ($419) or Five-Night ($500) Stay for Two in a Superior Garden View Room • Or, a Four- ($700) or Five-Night ($875) Stay for Two in an Ocean Front Room • Daily Continental Breakfast and Mimosas • Combine ...
All-Inclusive St. Lucia Resort at Smuggler's Cove St. Lucia
$879 $2,252 at Smuggler's Cove St. Lucia - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Four- ($879) or Six-Night ($1,319) Stay for Two in a Garden-View Suite Between Now and June 30 or September 1 to 30 • Or, a Four- ($999) or Six-Night ($1,499) Stay for Two in a Garden-View Suite Between July 1 and A...
$10 to Spend on Breakfast, Lunch, or Dinner at Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill
$5 $10 at Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill - Living Social - Expires 05/23/13
Home to what one food reviewer called a "destination burger," Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill is consistently hitting the mark at a time when niche burger and donut shops are hit or miss: • $5 for $10 to spend on breakfast, lunch...
One or Three FIT Body Wraps at Body and Sol Tanning
$30 $65 at Body and Sol Tanning - Living Social - Expires 05/23/13
These unique body wraps use far infrared rays to heat your body, helping you potentially sweat out toxins and possibly causing skin to appear firmer and more toned: • $30 ($65 value) for one FIT body wrap • $69 ($180 value) for ...
Downtown Houston Bike Tours for Two or Four at Bayou City Bike Tours
$40 $80 at Bayou City Bike Tours - Living Social - Expires 05/23/13
Feel good about joining Bayou City Bike Tours for a jaunt around Houston -- each tour guide is a veteran of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars who is now attending college in area: • $40 ($80 value) for a Bayou City or Heritage Cultur...
Lasik for Both Eyes with All Appointments Included at Sugarland Eye & Laser Center
$2,499 $5,000 at Sugarland Eye & Laser Center - Living Social - Expires 05/23/13
Lasik patients of the acclaimed ophthalmologist Amjad Khokhar, MD, of Sugarland Eye & Laser Center boast "I will recommend the procedure and this clinic specifically." Use this deal to experience Dr. Khokhar's skilled touch: ...
$1,299 for a Smartlipo Treatment for One Area of Choice at Vedas Medical Spa (Up to $4,000 Value)
$1,299 $4,000 at Vedas Medical Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
A trimmer figure can make it easier to stand out in a bikini or blend into a crowded warehouse full of mannequins. Slim down with this Groupon. $1,299 for a Smartlipo Treatment for One Area of Choice (Up to $4,000 Value) Pick one ...
One, Two, or Three 60-Minute Signature Facials at Estilo Salon & Spa (Up to 52% Off)
$45 $90 at Estilo Salon & Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/20/13
Human beings are hardwired to see faces on everyday objects, such as cars, electric outlets, and bathroom mirrors. Help your face stand out with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for one signature facial (a $90 value) $...
Five Frozen Yogurts or $5 for $10 Worth of Frozen Yogurt at Berri Swirl
$5 $10 at Berri Swirl - Groupon - Expires 05/20/13
Frozen yogurt is used to delight taste buds, unlike boiling yogurt, which is used to stop invaders from scaling gingerbread castles. Harness the benefits of this powerful treat with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $5 for...
Crocheting Class with Supplies for One, Two, or Four at The Social Knitwork (Up to 51% Off)
$25 $50.45 at The Social Knitwork - Groupon - Expires 05/20/13
Choose from Three Options $25 for a crocheting class for one (a $50.45 value) $49 for a crocheting class for two (a $100.90 value) $99 for a crocheting class for four (a $201.80 value) Each participant receives a two-hour lesson...
Three or Five Nights of Pet Boarding with a Bath, or a One-Hour Dog-Obedience Class at Man's Best Friend (Up to 69% Off)
$29 $93 at Man's Best Friend - Groupon - Expires 05/20/13
Coming home and finding a loving dog is preferable to finding a note that says, “You don't know me, but I got in through your window and cleaned my soiled laundry in your sink.†Get a warm welcome with this Groupon. Choose from...
Vegas Resort + Show at Bally's Las Vegas
$150 $430 at Bally's Las Vegas - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for Two in a North Tower Deluxe King Room, Sundays through Thursdays ($150) or Fridays and Saturdays ($270) • Two Show Tickets to Jubilee! • $30 Food and Beverage Credit for Bally's Restaurants and ...
Jackson Lake Cottages at Grand Teton Lodge Company
$583 $1,125 at Grand Teton Lodge Company - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Three-Night Stay for Two in a Patio Cottage at Jackson Lake Lodge ($583) • Or, a Three-Night Stay for Two in a Classic Cottage at Jackson Lake Lodge ($793) • Daily Breakfast for Two at the Pioneer Grill • Scenic C...
2 Private Music Lessons, T-Shirt, & Wristband at School of Rock Clear Lake
$49 $130 at School of Rock Clear Lake - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Since starting in 1998, School of Rock has become a premier performance-based music school for kids. And with plenty of glowing testimonials, School of Rock is primed to rock your kid's world: • $49 ($130 value) for two 30-minute...
One-Hour Photo Shoot, Images, & $100 Print Credit at Photography by Lazhante'
$49 $300 at Photography by Lazhante' - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
You'll feel completely at ease during this photo shoot -- since you have the option to hold it within 15 miles of the 77002 zip code, you can have this photographer come to you: • $49 ($300 value) for a one-hour in-studio or on-l...
One Month of Acting, Modeling, or Dance Classes at Elite Performing Arts Conservatory
$17 $65 at Elite Performing Arts Conservatory - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Instill a passion for the arts in your child when you enroll him or her in these classes, held at convenient locations in Katy and Houston: • $17 ($65 value) for one month of acting, modeling, or dance classes • Classes last one...
Full Day of Tubing on the Colorado River for Two or Four from MOC Kayaks (Up to 55% Off)
$25 $50 at MOC Kayaks - Groupon - Expires 02/15/16
Before man conquered his fear of water, he amused himself with dust sports such as pushing boulders off cliffs, wrestling tumbleweeds, and falling in the dust. Rinse yourself off with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 ...
75-Minute Massage for One or Two at Kerala Ayurveda (Up to 53% Off)
$75 $155 at Kerala Ayurveda - Groupon - Expires 02/13/16
Getting a massage when your muscles ache is a no-brainer, like signing a guy named Michael Bestseller to a publishing contract. You can't go wrong with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $75 for a relaxing 75-minute massage...
$49 for a Four-Week Program at Sgt. H2O's Aquatic Boot Camp (Up to $169 Value)
$49 $169 at Sgt. H2O's Aquatic Boot Camp - Groupon - Expires 02/13/16
Boot camps apply military concepts to daily life, as do dance parties set to Morse code and tanks converted into school buses. Declassify your abs with this Groupon. $49 for Four Weeks of Aquatic Boot Camp (Up to $169 Value) Durin...
Creole, Caribbean, and Soul Food for Two or Four at La Vie Fusion Bistro and Lounge (Half Off)
$15 $30 at La Vie Fusion Bistro and Lounge - Groupon - Expires 02/13/16
Going out to a restaurant with your family is a great way to catch up and an even better way to prove to your parents that you've finally learned to eat without screaming between bites. Reveal the new you with this Groupon. Choose ...
Admission for Two or Four and VIP Passes from Houston Ghost Tour (Up to 69% Off)
$30 $80 at Houston Ghost Tour - Groupon - Expires 02/13/16
Due to the large number of ghosts they can hold, haunted buildings are consistently scarier than cursed sleeping bags, possessed lean-tos, and ectoplasmic studio apartments. Summon a record number of goose bumps with this Groupon. ...
Carpet or Area Rug Cleaning at Universal Carpet Care
$65 $140 at Universal Carpet Care - Living Social - Expires 06/11/13
With more than 25 years experience and customers who say you "can't lose using this company," Universal Carpet Care is prepared to provide a world of good for your home's surfaces: • $65 ($140 value) for carpet cleaning for 3 to ...
$30 or $40 to Spend on Tapas and More at Mi Luna Tapas Restaurant & Bar
$15 $30 at Mi Luna Tapas Restaurant & Bar - Living Social - Expires 05/23/13
Sit at the central U-shaped wooden bar or one of the hardwood booths that line the stucco vine-draped walls, and linger over a menu of more than 70 different tapas at Mi Luna Tapas Restaurant & Bar: • $15 for $30 to spend on ...
Two Hours of Handyman Service at B Handy
$60 $120 at B Handy - Living Social - Expires 06/11/13
No project is too big or too small for B Handy -- they'll help you start and even finish jobs left undone throughout your house when you use this deal: • $60 ($120 value) for two hours of handyman services • Techs can paint, ins...
Cleaning of Ten Air Ducts, Cold Air Return, & Vent at Hands on Carpet and Air Duct Cleaning Service
$99 $319 at Hands on Carpet and Air Duct Cleaning Service - Living Social - Expires 06/11/13
Before you turn your A/C on this summer and push all that built-up mold into your home, opt for a thorough cleaning that can make your home environment safer and healthier: • $99 ($319 value) to have up to ten air ducts cleaned ...
Admission for Two, Four, or Six to George Ranch Historical Park in Richmond (Up to 58% Off)
$10 $20 at George Ranch Historical Park - Groupon - Expires 08/01/13
Choose from Three Options $10 for admission for two ($20 value) $19 for admission for four ($40 value) $25 for admission for six ($60 value) The park’s four complexes each preserve a different chapter of a Texas family’s his...
Three-Hour Guided Kayak Tour for One, Two, or Four from All Points Of Sail Sailing School in Seabrook (Up to 67% Off)
$35 $95 at All Points of Sail Sailing School - Groupon - Expires 09/14/13
Sailing on international waters allows sailors liberties that can't be taken on land, such as marrying a video game, naming a dog a swearword, or rebroadcasting NFL games without the written consent of the league. Go above the law w...
Homestyle Pub Food at Live Oak Bar and Grill (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$10 $20 at Live Oak Bar and Grill - Groupon - Expires 02/12/16
Pubs are a place where you are free to loosen your necktie, roll up your shirtsleeves, and finally see what "sports" are all about. Kick back with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of homestyle pub food ...
Café Cuisine and Desserts or Catering from Pie Town (Up to Half Off)
$12 $24 at Pie Town - Groupon - Expires 06/25/13
Coffee makes people crave baked goods, just as baked goods make people crave justice. Take a bite out of sweet, crumbly crime with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for $24 worth of café cuisine and desserts $60 for $...
Haircut and Style with Optional Partial or Full Highlights or Single Process Color at Hair Gallery (Up to 55% Off)
$18 $37 at Hair Gallery - Groupon - Expires 02/12/16
Sitting back, laughing, and chatting about your day is the best way to enjoy a haircut and the simplest way to ruin your child's clarinet recital. Get a lively look with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $18 for a haircut a...
Three-Night Stay at Acanto Boutique Hotel in Playa del Carmen, Mexico
$315 $525 at Acanto Boutique Hotel - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Four-Star Boutique Hotel Steps from Caribbean Sea and Fifth Avenue You won't see a car driving down Playa del Carmen's main thoroughfare, Quinta Avenida, or Fifth Avenue. Cars are off-limits here. Instead, live marimba musicians, p...
$99 for Dental Exam Package with Cleaning, X-rays, and In-Office Teeth Whitening at InStyle Dental Group ($738 Value)
$99 $738 at InStyle Dental Group - Groupon - Expires 02/11/16
A healthy smile is a natural way of showing affection to a potential mate or aggression to a potential meal. Let your mouth do its will with this Groupon. $99 for Dental Exam and Whitening Package ($738 Value) Dental exam (an $85...
Five-Hour Horseback Trail Ride for One, Two, or Four at Loveland Ranch (Up to 53% Off)
$99 $200 at Loveland Ranch - Groupon - Expires 02/11/16
Going on a trail ride lets you feel like an old-fashioned cowboy, just like wearing a ten-gallon hat or eating sand from a boot. Ride into the sunset with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for a five-hour trail ride for...
Seven Zumba or Kids’ Hip Hop Classes at Tropa Z Fitness (72% Off)
$29 $105 at Tropa Z Fitness - Groupon - Expires 02/11/16
To make dance routines flashier, professionals often wear sequined outfits or burlap sacks filled with fireworks. Light up the dance floor with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for seven Zumba classes ($105 value) $29...
$100 for $1,200 Toward LASIK Eye Procedure at Mann Eye Institute and Laser Center
$100 $1,200 at Mann Eye Institute and Laser Center - Groupon - Expires 02/13/16
As anyone who has accidentally called a boss "mom" knows, being able to tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with this Groupon. $100 for $1,200 Toward LASIK Eye Procedure for Both Eyes The av...
$149 for a Physician-Supervised Weight-Loss Package at Medi-Weightloss Clinics ($328 Value)
$149 $328 at Medi-Weightloss Clinics - Groupon - Expires 07/13/13
Like eating a swimming-pool's worth of custard, weight loss is easier with help. Team up with this Groupon. $149 for a Physician-Supervised Weight-Loss Package ($328 Total Value) The package includes an initial clinic visit (a $26...
$499 for a Nonsurgical Vampire FaceLift at New Image MD Clinic ($1,000 Value)
$499 $1,000 at New Image MD Clinic - Groupon - Expires 02/12/16
The aging process is like the law of gravity: the only people not subject to it are Peter Pan and the competitive gymnasts grown in NASA laboratories. Elude the forces of nature with this Groupon. $499 for a Nonsurgical Vampire Fac...
Chili-Topped Diner Food at The Chili Shak (Up to 53% Off). Two Options Available.
$7 $15 at The Chili Shak - Groupon - Expires 02/10/16
The hamburger is a classic customizable meal--you can choose your toppings, your condiments, and the human name you assign it before eating it. Bite into Barry J. Burgerton with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $7 for $15...
Houston Margarita Festival for Two or Four at Discovery Green on Saturday, October 26 (Up to 51% Off)
$35 $70 at Houston Margarita Festival - Groupon - Expires 08/27/13
Music and drinks have long been enjoyed together, from turn-of-the-century gentlemen sipping scotch around the Victrola to modern gentlemen sipping scotch around the Victrola in a 3D holographic recreation chamber. Some things never...
5 or 10 Kickboxing Classes from TryKickboxingNow.com (Up to 88% Off)
$15 $100 at TryKickboxingNow.com - Groupon - Expires 02/10/16
Kickboxing gets you into peak physical condition, unlike box kicking, which gets you thrown out of the post office. Shape up and ship out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for 5 kickboxing classes ($100 value) $25...
One Laser Nail-Fungus Treatment for One or Both Feet at Houston Foot and Ankle Care (Up to 67% Off)
$299 $600 at Houston Foot and Ankle Care - Groupon - Expires 02/11/16
Although lasers play a pivotal role in surgery and nuclear fusion, they also remove nail fungus and distract kittens from overthrowing the human race. Embrace the spectrum's good side with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...
Portrait Packages with Three-Image CD and Prints or Gallery-Wrap at jcp portraits (Up to 83% Off)
$25 $150 at jcp portraits - Groupon - Expires 07/28/13
Family portraits are great for remembering special occasions, such as the arrival of a new baby or that time everyone just happened to wear the same pantsuit. Capture the moment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 fo...
Murder Mystery Activity and Teatime for Two, Four, or Six from Murder By Chocolate (Half Off)
$30 $60 at Murder by Chocolate - Groupon - Expires 08/10/13
Like watching the sun rise or seeing a baby climb down from a tree on its own, drinking tea can help you relax. Soothe your senses with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $30 for admission for two (a $60 value) $60 for admi...
Organic Manicure and Spa Pedicure, or a Shellac Manicure and Spa or Deluxe Pedicure at Shepherd Day Spa (Up to Half Off)
$25 $50 at Shepherd Day Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/08/16
Long, healthy nails can help in tasks such as scratching an itch or retrieving a wedding ring from inside your pet snake. Get in there with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for an organic manicure and spa pedicure (up ...
Facial or Diamond Microdermabrasion for One or Two at Aisha's Salon & Spa (Up to 58% Off)
$30 $60 at Aisha's Salon & Spa - Groupon - Expires 09/16/13
Faces, like potatoes, must be scrubbed and buffed to clear away excess dirt, remove dry skin, and prevent the emergence of extra eyes. Buff away unsightly blemishes with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for a facial o...
Paint-Your-Own Pottery for Two, Four, or Six at Ceramics by Tess (Half Off)
$10 $20 at Ceramics by Tess - Groupon - Expires 02/07/16
Besides using a pottery wheel, the easiest way to manipulate clay is to threaten to rebury it in the dark, sandy hole where you found it. Turn clay to putty in your hands with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for $20 w...
$10 for $20 Worth of Burgers and Modern American Lunch at Sparrow Bar + Cookshop
$10 $20 at Sparrow Bar + Cookshop - Groupon - Expires 10/05/13
Few things are as satisfying as a good meal or the thrum of a crossbow as it sends a bolt into a ham. Hit the spot with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Modern American Lunch The lunch menu—served Tuesday–Saturday from 11 a....
Dog Bath Packages at Hot Dog Grooming (Up to Half Off). Four Options Available.
$10 $20 at Hot Dog Grooming - Groupon - Expires 02/07/16
Dogs are considered man's best friend because unlike with human friends, you can force them to be groomed against their will. Make over your mutt with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $10 for a budget bath package for a dog...
Cajun Cuisine for Two or Four at Jackson Market Fresh Seafood (Half Off)
$10 $20 at Jackson Market Fresh Seafood - Groupon - Expires 10/05/13
Like the whispering voices that tell us what to do, seafood comes from the ocean. Answer the aquatic call with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of Cajun and creole cuisine for two $20 for $40 worth of C...
Facial with Neck and Shoulder Massage with Optional Gel Manicure and Classic Pedicure at L’amour Nails (Up to 53% Off)
$47 $95 at L'amour Nails - Groupon - Expires 06/11/13
Unlike snakes, humans have two hands, two feet, and only shed their skin during an intense game of Twister. Coordinate your colors with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $47 for a C-Esta signature facial with a neck-and-sh...
One Acupuncture Treatment or Five Acupuncture Face-Lifts at Woodlands Integrative Medicine Associates (Up to 72% Off)
$35 $125 at Woodlands Integrative Medicine Associates - Groupon - Expires 10/14/13
It doesn't take much to disrupt the body's internal energy: keeping an irregular sleep schedule, repressing anger, or squeezing an ice cube in your hand and slowly lowering your fist into a sink of hot water. Restore the balance wit...
iPhone or iPad Screen Repairs or Repairs for Any Device at UPI Communications (Up to 71% Off). Four Options Available.
$19 $65 at UPI Communications - Groupon - Expires 02/06/16
Cell phones are more useful than ever thanks to cool apps such as Friend Party and FindMeAGarbageCan. Satisfy your app-etite with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $19 for iPhone 3 or 3GS cracked screen repair (a $65 value) ...
Haircut with Optional Highlights or Single-Process Color at Salon Kendall with Stacey Leigh (Up to 62% Off)
$25 $65 at Salon Kendall with Stacey Leigh - Groupon - Expires 02/06/16
Time has eroded the world's great works of classical beauty, from the lost arms of Venus de Milo to the Sphinx's firm, masculine tongue. Get a timeless look with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a haircut (up to a ...
Cooking & Entertaining Show with Paula Deen! at MetroCooking Houston
$15 $29 at MetroCooking Houston - Living Social - Expires 06/30/13
Featuring more than 100 exhibitors, cooking demos, tastings, workshops, and book signings, as well as appearances by some of the culinary world's biggest stars and celebs from The Food Network, MetroCooking Houston is the place to b...
Tile and Grout Cleaning of Up to 300 Square Feet at Spotless Steamers
$99 $210 at Spotless Steamers - Living Social - Expires 06/04/13
Don't just get your tile and grout cleaned, seal them to keep dirt and harmful bacterias from entering their crevices again -- when you use this deal from Spotless Steamers: • $99 ($210 value) for a tile and grout cleaning for up...
Complete Dryer Vent Cleaning Package at MBM Cleaning
$59 $189 at MBM Cleaning - Living Social - Expires 06/04/13
The lint building up in your dryer could be more dangerous than you think -- it's the cause of more fires than chimneys currently. Stay safe and keep clothes clean with this deal: • $59 ($189 value) for a complete dryer vent clea...
Two One-Hour Visits or Four Two-Hour Visits to Cosmic Jump (Up to Half Off)
$12 $24 at Cosmic Jump - Groupon - Expires 02/06/16
Physicists have determined that the best way to subdue wall-bouncing photons is to let them loose until they need a nap. Apply the latest scientific findings to your kid’s playtime with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...
$39 for Nutritional Response Testing at Pinnacle Health and Wellness ($120 Value)
$39 $120 at Pinnacle Health and Wellness - Groupon - Expires 02/06/16
Eating healthy doesn't always require counting calories—just remember that "green" rhymes with "lean" and "fried" rhymes with "died." Learn other fun nutritional facts with this Groupon. $39 for Nutritional Response Testing ($120...
Weight- and Inch-Loss Body Wraps at Wrapped in Wellness (Up to 68% Off). Two Options Available.
$49 $155 at Wrapped in Wellness - Groupon - Expires 06/08/13
The aging process slows down when you get a body wrap, just as the legal process slows down when you shout, "No, Your Honor, you're out of order!" instead of just reading the verdict. Hold wrinkles in contempt with this Groupon. Ch...
Introductory Fly-Fishing Class for Two or Four at Action Angler & Outdoor Center (Up to 55% Off)
$99 $200 at Action Angler & Outdoor Center - Groupon - Expires 02/07/16
Fish are elusive prey, fleeing into reefs to evade anglers and spontaneously sprouting legs to run away from Charles Darwin. Track down slippery targets with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a two-hour introductor...
Six Laser Hair Removal Treatments on Small, Medium, Large, or Extra-Large Area at SKIN 101 in Spring (Up to 84% Off)
$149 $750 at SKIN 101 - Groupon - Expires 10/05/13
Science has already surpassed science fiction, as we're wise enough to use lasers for good (hair removal) instead of evil (space battles). Set yourself to stunning with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $149 for six laser ha...
Cakes, Pie, and Cookies at Not Jus Donuts Bakery (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$15 $30 at Not Jus Donuts Bakery - Groupon - Expires 02/06/16
Cinnamon rolls are like post-its: fun to peel apart in layers and sticky enough to adhere to coworkers' foreheads. Get a delicious memo with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of Mother’s Day items and o...
$10 for $20 Worth of Mexican Cuisine at La Generala Mexican Grill & Cantina
$10 $20 at La Generala Mexican Grill & Cantina - Groupon - Expires 02/04/16
When dining in public, proper etiquette dictates that you should keep your elbows off the table and your table off the neighboring tables. Mind your manners with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Mexican Cuisine The menu includes...
Ten Drop-In Classes, One Month of Unlimited Classes, or Six Months of Unlimited Classes at Studio Tropa (Up to 75% Off)
$30 $120 at Studio Tropa - Groupon - Expires 07/08/13
Roughly 85% of New Year's resolutions never make it past the hypothetical phase, according to an unfinished study that was abandoned in early February. Get results with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $30 for ten drop-in ...
Casual American Food at Edloe St. Café & Catering (Half Off). Three Options Available.
$10 $20 at Edloe St. Café & Catering - Groupon - Expires 10/05/13
Lunch is important because it tides over appetites until dinner and gives poets another word to rhyme with "munch." Enjoy the art of eating with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for $20 worth of American café food $20...
One or Three Brazilian-Bikini Waxes at Organic Spa Houston (Up to 60% Off)
$35 $79 at Organic Spa Houston - Groupon - Expires 02/03/16
Being popular at the beach requires having smooth skin, a stylish swimsuit, and the strength to beat up all the lifeguards and save the drowning hunks yourself. Rule the shore with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for...
IPL Photofacial with Optional Chemical Peel and Microdermabrasion at Beauty Worx (Up to 77% Off)
$99 $430 at Beauty Worx - Groupon - Expires 02/03/16
Laser facials reinvigorate skin that's been damaged by years of hanging out in the sun or being trapped inside a large, airtight plastic bag. Break out without breaking out with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for an ...
$389 for a Mother’s Day Hotel Package with Two-Night Stay and Daily Garden Passes at Moody Gardens ($706.85 Value)
$389 $706.85 at Moody Gardens - Groupon
People often escape to hotels while their homes are being fumigated or leased to local ghosts. Discover new haunts with this Groupon. $389 for a Mother’s Day Hotel Package on May 10–12 ($706.85 Value) Two-night stay in a luxu...
5 or 10 Barre or Mat Pilates Classes at Reformed Body (Up to 62% Off)
$35 $90 at Reformed Body - Groupon - Expires 02/03/16
Exercising on your own can feel lonely, especially when you jog by a fitness class where everyone is marrying one another. Vow to stay fit with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for 5 barre or mat Pilates classes (a $9...
Three or Six BLAST Fitness Classes and Massages at BONA Fitness and Wellness (Up to 65% Off)
$79 $210 at BONA Fitness and Wellness - Groupon - Expires 02/03/16
Bodybuilders often say "no pain, no gain," which is why so many of them start their workouts by crashing through a window at the gym. Feel it all over with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for three BLAST fitness clas...
$135 for a One-Week Spanish-Language Camp for Kids at Futura Language Professionals (Up to $350 Value)
$135 $350 at Futura Language Professionals - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
Knowing only one language can make traveling difficult, and forces frustrated backpackers to ask for directions with hand gestures and attempt to order take-out with binary. Expand your borders with this Groupon. $135 for a One-Wee...
$20 for $40 Worth of Mediterranean-Fusion Food at Merche! Restaurant
$20 $40 at Merche! - Groupon - Expires 06/30/13
Like fashion tips or state secrets, tapas are fun to share. Dish over dinner with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Mediterranean-Fusion Food The menu includes buttered snapper ($26.95), chicken picatta ($15.95), an italian-sausa...
One, Two, or Three Custom Facials at The Aesthetic & Anti-Aging Centers of Houston (Up to 71% Off)
$59 $149 at The Aesthetic & Anti-Aging Centers of Houston - Groupon - Expires 09/07/13
It is said that a true lady never reveals her age, whether by hiding her driver's license or constantly threatening the people who witnessed her birth. Preserve secrets with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for one cus...
5 or 10 Weeks of Boot Camp for One or Two from Silverback Elite Fitness Boot Camp (Up to 86% Off)
$30 $180 at Silverback Elite Fitness Boot Camp - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
Sit-ups remain one of the best methods of reshaping the abdomen, second only to standing in front of a cannon. Enjoy explosive exercise with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $30 for five weeks of boot camp for one person (u...
$15 for One Hour of Weekend Bowling for Up to Four with Shoe Rental at Del-Mar Lanes (Up to $31.68 Value)
$15 $31.68 at Del-Mar Lanes - Groupon - Expires 08/03/13
A game of bowling is won by whoever knocks down the most pins with a bowling ball or whip. Strike at any time with this Groupon. $15 for a Weekend Bowling Outing for Up to Four (Up to $31.68 Value) One hour of bowling for up to f...
One or Two 60-Minute Sports or Deep Tissue Massages at Enhancing Massage and BodyWorks (Up to 57% Off)
$39 $80 at Enhancing Massage and BodyWorks - Groupon - Expires 02/01/16
Massage is a safer way to work out knots than lying on the floor of your car and working the pedals with your hands to drive over speed bumps. Slow down stress with this Groupon. Choose between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute s...
$8 for $16 Worth of Ice Cream and Treats at Marble Slab Creamery
$8 $16 at Marble Slab Creamery - Groupon - Expires 08/07/13
Ice cream, like revenge, is best served cold and at a birthday party. I scream, you scream with this Groupon. $8 for $16 Worth of Ice Cream and Treats Small ice-creams with one mixin in a cup or cone start at $3.84 for a small. On...
Massage Package or Chiropractic Packages at We Got Your Back Chiropractic (Up to 86% Off). Four Options Available.
$45 $125 at We Got Your Back Chiropractic - Groupon - Expires 02/01/16
Massages soothe muscles sore from naps in uncomfortable chairs and long nights of aggressive rapid eye movement. Recover from relaxing with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $45 for a signature hot-stone massage package (a $1...
Italian Food for Lunch, Dinner, or Delivery or Takeout at Birraporetti’s (Half Off)
$10 $20 at Birraporetti’s - Groupon - Expires 02/01/16
The best sauces, like the best imaginary friends, are rich and from the Mediterranean. Dine alone or with Esmeralda the railroad tycoon with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for $20 worth of Italian food for lunch $20 ...
$25 for a Chiropractic Exam and Four Adjustments at Health Choice Rehabilitation Center ($267 Value)
$25 $267 at Health Choice Rehabilitation Center - Groupon - Expires 09/01/13
The human skeleton gives the body structure, preventing us from looking like sacks filled with creamed corn. Stand up for yourself with this Groupon. $25 for a Chiropractic Exam and Four Adjustments ($267 Total Value) During a con...
Health Screening with Metabolic and Lipid Panels, Drug Screening, or Both at LabXpress (Up to 80% Off)
$19 $75 at LabXpress - Groupon - Expires 10/01/13
Medical tests are scientific ways to get answers to life's questions, including your blood type, your lung capacity, and the amount of room in your heart for love. Learn about yourself with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options ...
One or Three Months of Unlimited Lotus Moves Classes, Including Pole Dance, and Zumba at Lotus Moves (Up to 78% Off)
$29 $99 at Lotus Moves - Groupon - Expires 09/28/13
Establishing a regular exercise routine is a great way to show your body you care and is much less painful than swallowing a greeting card. Celebrate fitness with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one month of unli...
Ice Cream, Fro-yo, and Sorbet or Ice-Cream Cakes at Marble Slab Creamery (Half Off)
$5 $10 at Marble Slab Creamery - Groupon - Expires 06/01/13
Ice cream, like revenge, is best served cold and at a birthday party. I scream, you scream with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of ice cream, frozen yogurt, and sorbet. This Groupon consists of two $10 ...
Comedy Troupe MBTV at Music Box Theater at The Music Box Theater
$13 $25 at The Music Box Theater - Living Social - Expires 07/01/13
Featuring a four-piece band and enough musical comedy to have you rolling in the aisles, the MBTV troupe is back at the Music Box Theater, and with this offer, you can snag a ticket to attend a showing on select dates in May, June, ...
Colorful 5K Race Entry for One or Two at Race the Rainbow (Up to 53% Off)
$22 $45 at Race the Rainbow - Groupon - Expires 08/13/13
There is a great deal of pomp and ceremony at the end of a distance run, as the winner snaps through the finish-line tape, stands on a tiered podium, and then drags their own celebratory chariot around the stadium. And a new step to...
One or Three 60-Minute Swedish Massages with Aromatherapy at Avalon Skin Care & Today's Massage Clinic (51% Off)
$42 $85 at Avalon Skin Care & Today's Massage Clinic - Groupon - Expires 10/01/13
Chronic back pain can make it hard to perform vital work functions, such as fixing a printer or hauling a sack of money to the agreed-upon warehouse. Get the job done with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $42 for one 60-m...
Contemporary American Cuisine for Dinner or Brunch at Strata Restaurant & Bar (Half Off)
$20 $40 at Strata Restaurant & Bar - Groupon - Expires 05/31/13
American cuisine's roots run deep, from Betsy Ross sewing the first crab cake to Benjamin Franklin's famous kite-cooked pot roast. Taste the heritage with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of contemporary...
One or Two Keratin Hair-Smoothing Treatments at SHSalon (Up to 66% Off)
$129 $350 at SHSalon - Groupon - Expires 01/30/16
Keratin treatments use an all-natural process that makes hair smooth the same day, trumping the previous method of holding it under a waterfall for two billion years. Erode obsidian locks with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Optio...
Haircut and Deep Conditioning with Optional Color or Highlights at Shehla's Beauty Salon & Spa (Up to 53% Off)
$20 $40 at Shehla's Beauty Salon & Spa - Groupon - Expires 01/30/16
A beautiful new look can command the attention of a room, much like the announcement that you have declared yourself room commander. Get noticed with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for a haircut package (a $40 total ...
Attic Insulation or Radiant Barrier Foil at Ultimate Radiant Barrier & Insulation
$99 $450 at Ultimate Radiant Barrier & Insulation - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
Ultimate Radiant Barrier & Insulation is a family-owned-and-operated company that's been making Houston homes more energy efficient for more than 40 years -- let them do the same for you home with this deal: • $99 ($450 value...
One-Time Pest Control Treatment at Green Army Pest
$49 $125 at Green Army Pest - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
Let these pest control pros put their 25 years of experience to work when they use a customized inspection and treatment process to wipe out intruders in and around your home: • $49 ($125 value) for a one-time pest control treatm...
Dental Exam, Cleaning, and X-Rays for Kids or Adults from Dental Clinics of Texas (Up to 86% Off)
$39 $275 at Dental Clinics of Texas - Groupon - Expires 08/19/13
Teeth are important--without them, eating would be hard, smiles would look weird, and you'd have to invent some kind of machine to shred your old credit cards. Protect your mouth's identity with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Opt...
Two, Four, or Six Noninvasive Lipo Treatments at Curves Body Center (87% Off)
$99 $750 at Curves Body Center - Groupon - Expires 01/31/16
It can be tough to lose belly fat, no matter how many situps you do or how poorly you understand your Thighmaster. Get some help with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for two noninvasive lipo treatments (a $750 value) ...
$49 for One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes at The Yoga Institute ($108 Value)
$49 $108 at The Yoga Institute - Groupon - Expires 09/28/13
Yoga poses combine strength and elegance, much like an advanced suspension bridge or any grandmother. Bend without breaking with this Groupon. $49 for One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes ($108 Value) A staff of seasoned instructor...
Cut and Conditioning with Optional Single-Process Color or Partial or Full Highlights at S.A.F.E. Salon (Up to 62% Off)
$25 $55 at S.A.F.E. Salon - Groupon - Expires 01/28/16
A new haircut helps you stand out in the eyes of a special someone, especially if you sprinkle your old hair in funny places around their house. Change it up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a salon package wi...
One or Three One-Hour Paddleboard Yoga Classes in Seabrook (Up to 51% Off)
$20 $40 at Whaz SUP - Groupon - Expires 08/01/13
Excelling at watersports, like aging gracefully or enjoying dried fruit, requires acceptance of pruney fingers. Outfit yourself for aqua play with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for one one-hour paddleboard yoga cla...
Permanent Eyeliner, Lip Liner, or Eyebrow Makeup at Miracle Skin and Wellness (Up to 71% Off). Two Options Available.
$99 $250 at Miracle Skin and Wellness - Groupon - Expires 01/28/16
Permanent makeup stays in place even after you cry at a wedding or dunk your face in the punch bowl. Keep it together with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for permanent eyeliner for top or bottom eyelids (a $250 valu...
Three or Five Microdermabrasion Treatments at River Oaks Beauty Bar (Up to 65% Off)
$95 $255 at River Oaks Beauty Bar - Groupon - Expires 01/27/16
There are plenty of little things you can do to ward off wrinkles, such as getting a facial or refusing to laugh at your child's jokes. Take your skin seriously with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $95 for three microder...
5, 10, or 20 LipoPlex Injections at Athena Wellness Center (Up to 81% Off)
$19 $100 at Athena Wellness Center - Groupon - Expires 06/01/13
Weight-loss injections can help you safely slim down your figure, unless your body is made of easily punctured balloons. Lose pounds without taking risks with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for 5 LipoPlex injections ...
One or Three 60-Minute Swedish or Prenatal Massages at Oni Hair Studio (Up to 56% Off)
$35 $75 at Oni Hair Studio - Groupon - Expires 07/02/13
Lying quietly face-down on a table is a crucial step toward getting a massage or ruining a dinner party. Back up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for one 60-minute Swedish or prenatal massage (a $75 value) $99 for...
Two or Four Private Dance Lessons for an Individual or Couple at Arthur Murray Dance Studio (Up to 82% Off)
$49 $214 at Arthur Murray Dance Studio - Groupon - Expires 01/26/16
Circus bears untrained in the art of dance are an even less popular big-top attraction than the bearded squirrel and a slice of stale rye bread on a pedestal. Ensure an appearance in the spotlight with this Groupon. Choose Between ...
BYOB Painting Class for One, Two, or Four at The Crazy Canvas (Up to 56% Off)
$19.99 $45 at The Crazy Canvas - Groupon - Expires 01/26/16
Wine and art have been a celebrated pairing since the first Mesopotamian got tipsy and threw some berries at a wall. Raise your glass in the name of art with this Groupon. Choose From Three Options $19.99 for admission for one to...
One or Three Brazilian Waxes at Synergy Day Spa (Up to 59% Off)
$35 $80 at Synergy Day Spa - Groupon - Expires 10/01/13
Like an unemployed younger brother, hair can sometimes show up uninvited and refuse to leave. This Groupon will rid you of stray strands with the services of a hair-removal expert. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one Brazilian...
$49 for Two Weeks of Boxing and Kickboxing Classes with Gloves and Hand Wraps at Title Boxing Club ($124.99 Value)
$49 $124.99 at TITLE Boxing Club - Groupon - Expires 01/25/16
Punching a bag full of sand is a safer way to make you fit than punching a shark that is well liked by the community. Touch gloves with this Groupon. $49 for Two Weeks of Unlimited Boxing and Kickboxing Classes, with Gloves and Han...
One, Three, or Six Infrared Body Wraps at nuYou Image (Up to 58% Off)
$39 $85 at nuYou Image - Groupon - Expires 04/14/14
A body wrap is just the first step on a path toward renewal--the next is reenacting your own birth in front of your family. Get a fresh start with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one 45-minute infrared body wrap (...
One or Two Vitamin-C Facials at La Paz Day Spa & Salon (Up to 57% Off)
$39 $80 at La Paz Day Spa & Salon - Groupon - Expires 01/24/16
Having smooth skin makes you seem younger, just like calling your little sister "Mom" whenever you're in public. Keep 'em guessing with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one vitamin-C facial (an $80 value) $69 for ...
Upscale Mexican Food for Dinner at Don Julio’s (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$10 $20 at Don Julio's - Groupon - Expires 09/21/13
Being served by a good waiter makes you feel important, much like hearing people talk about something you did over a grocery store's intercom. Get what's coming to you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 wor...
$599 for Six Zerona Body-Sculpting Treatments at Med Cure Anti-Aging & Skincare ($1,200 Value)
$599 $1,200 at Med Cure Anti-Aging & Skincare - Groupon - Expires 04/15/14
To determine a tree's age you have to saw it in half, but that's not necessary with people, since most of them will just tell you before it comes to that. Keep your age a secret with this Groupon. $599 for Six Zerona Body-Sculpting...
Laser Toenail-Fungus Treatment for One or Both Feet at Parker Podiatry (Up to 70% Off)
$199 $475 at Parker Podiatry - Groupon - Expires 01/23/16
Fungi seek out warm, dark places to dwell, which is why they're commonly found lurking in shoes and within the hearts of men. Shine a light with this Groupon. Choose between Two Options $199 for a laser toenail-fungus treatment f...
Introduction to Beading Class for Two, Four, or Six at Beads One (Half Off)
$10 $20 at Beads One - Groupon - Expires 04/13/14
People often wear jewelry as a form of self-expression--for instance, wearing a necklace tells people, "Hey, my neck is strong and goes all the way up." Decorate your décolletage with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 ...
Two-Hour Trampoline Sessions or Private-Court Rental for 24 or 40 at Sky High Sports (Half Off). Five Options Available.
$9 $18 at Sky High Sports - Groupon - Expires 08/20/13
Trampolines have multiple recreational uses beyond their practical applications for making the neighbor kids jealous or saving basketball mascots from burning buildings. Spring into the future of pastime technology with this Groupon...
$159 for Zoom! Teeth Whitening at GMS Dental Centers ($475 Value)
$159 $475 at GMS Dental Centers - Groupon - Expires 08/24/13
People are attracted to bright smiles, like moths to a flame or mechanical moths to giant electromagnets. Improve your pull with this Groupon. $159 for Zoom! Teeth Whitening ($475 Value) Over the course of an hour, a specially for...
Italian Food for Lunch, Takeout, Delivery, or Late-Night Dinner at Birraporetti's (Up to 58% Off)
$10 $20 at Birraporetti's - Groupon - Expires 01/22/16
The best sauces, like the best imaginary friends, are rich and from the Mediterranean. Dine alone or with Esmeralda the railroad tycoon with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for $20 worth of Italian food for lunch $10 ...
Éminence Organic Shellac Manicure with Optional Éminence Organic or Spa Pedicure at Michelle Salon & Spa (Up to 58% Off)
$25 $60 at Michelle Salon & Spa - Groupon - Expires 04/11/14
It's common practice to shake hands upon meeting new people so that you can hold down their dominant hand while your partner takes their wallet. Snatch a new look for your hands with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 fo...
Small Plates for Two or Four at The Wine Cellar Tasting Room (Half Off)
$10 $20 at The Wine Cellar Tasting Room - Groupon - Expires 04/11/14
Few things are as satisfying as a good meal or the thrum of a crossbow as it sends a bolt into a ham. Hit the spot with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of small plates for two or more $15 for $30 worth...
21 Days or 6 Weeks of Unlimited Boot-Camp Sessions at Fit Body Boot Camp (Up to 85% Off)
$39 $185 at Fit Body Boot Camp - Groupon - Expires 01/20/16
Exercise keeps the body in peak condition, which explains the marbleized ThighMaster lying next to Michelangelo's David. Enjoy an anatomical renaissance with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 21 days of unlimited f...
5 or 10 Booty Barreâ„¢ Classes at Breathe Pilates Studio (Up to 67% Off)
$29 $75 at Breathe Pilates Studio - Groupon - Expires 01/21/16
Fitness instructors push people to do more, whether it's doing one more set of crunches or eating one more box of protein bars. Go the extra mile with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for five Booty Barreâ„¢ classes (...
$50 for $100 Worth of Freezer-Ready Meals to Heat and Eat at Home from Dream Dinners
$50 $100 at Dream Dinners - Groupon - Expires 04/11/14
A well-rounded diet draws from each category of the food pyramid, including vegetables, soft rocks, energy drinks, and pie. Build a complete meal with this Groupon. $50 for $100 Worth of Freezer-Ready Meals After scouring the onli...
5 or 11 Hip-Hop Dance Classes at Soundbox Studios (Up to 51% Off)
$20 $40 at Soundbox Studios - Groupon - Expires 01/20/16
Dancing is the second-best way to let the body do the talking, just short of being born with a mouth in your bellybutton. Speak from the feet with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for 5 hip-hop dance classes for ages ...
One Month of Unlimited Krav Maga or CrossFit Classes at Krav Maga Houston (Up to 77% Off)
$35 $150 at Krav Maga Houston - Groupon - Expires 04/10/14
Establishing a regular exercise routine is a great way to show your body you care and is much less painful than swallowing a greeting card. Celebrate fitness with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for one month of unli...
60- or 90-Minute Deep-Tissue Massage at Amy’s Skin Care (Up to 51% Off)
$37 $75 at Amy's Skin Care - Groupon - Expires 04/10/14
Massage therapists can release knots just by squeezing them, which is why they all survived the days when getting tied to railroad tracks was the leading cause of death. Escape a tense situation with this Groupon. Choose Between T...
Visit for Two, Four, or Six to The 1940 Air Terminal Museum (Up to Half Off)
$5 $10 at 1940 Air Terminal Museum - Groupon - Expires 04/10/14
The human obsession with flight stems from a refusal to accept limitations and an intense desire to find out which of your neighbors secretly have pools. Put your eyes in the skies with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $5 ...
One or Three Anti-Aging Facials with Microdermabrasion at Wellness Spa Salon (Up to 59% Off)
$79 $160 at Wellness Spa Salon - Groupon - Expires 09/01/13
Facials make your skin look healthy, as does dying it green, because then it looks like spinach. Brighten your complexion with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for an anti-aging facial with microdermabrasion (a $160 v...
Brazilian-Style Rodizio Dinner for Two or Four at Nelore Churrascaria (Up to 51% Off)
$39 $75.90 at Nelore Churrascaria - Groupon - Expires 06/22/13
Topping the food chain is a tremendous achievement, which is why humans triumphantly plant flag-like toothpicks in burgers and sing the national anthem at their steaks before devouring them. Enjoy life at the top with this Groupon. ...
One or Two Brazilian Waxes at Elegantly Smooth (Up to 59% Off)
$29 $60 at Elegantly Smooth - Groupon - Expires 01/19/16
Being popular at the beach requires having smooth skin, a stylish swimsuit, and the strength to beat up all the lifeguards and save the drowning hunks yourself. Rule the shore with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for...
Haircut with Deep Conditioning and Optional Partial or Full Highlights at Bella Nova Day Spa & Retreat (Up to 64% Off)
$49 $135 at Bella Nova Day Spa & Retreat - Groupon - Expires 01/19/16
Human beings instinctively put their own likenesses everywhere: pumpkins, mountainsides, and text messages to Kevin. Illuminate the original emoticon with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a haircut with a shampoo,...
One, Three, or Five HydraFacials or Lunchtime Micropeels at Clearstone Spa (Up to 74% Off)
$79 $250 at Clearstone Spa - Groupon - Expires 04/09/14
The skin protects the body from illness and bones from dissolving during rainstorms. Maintain nature's poncho with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $79 for one HydraFacial treatment or lunchtime micropeel (up to a $250 val...
5 or 10 Barre Fitness Classes at Aerobifit Fitness (Up to 57% Off)
$35 $75 at Aerobifit Fitness - Groupon - Expires 08/19/13
Barre fitness classes build core strength, which comes in handy if you ever need to hold a sack filled with combination locks over your head for a few hours. Flex toward a six-pack with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $3...
$45 for a Two-Hour Flying-Trapeze Lesson at Trapeze Austin (Up to $90 Value)
$45 $90 at Trapeze Austin - Groupon - Expires 07/20/13
The human obsession with flight stems from a refusal to accept limitations and an intense desire to finally move out of gravity's basement. Claim your own airspace with this Groupon. $45 for Two-Hour Flying-Trapeze Lesson (Up to a ...
Twilight Tour or Day at Museum at Rienzi Museum of Fine Arts Houston (Up to Half Off). Five Options Available.
$15 $30 at Rienzi Museum of Fine Arts Houston - Groupon - Expires 06/22/13
Old masters rewarded observant art critics by hiding things in their paintings, such as discreet self-portraits and lewd caricatures of the queen. Redeem art history with this Groupon. Choose from Five Options $15 for two tickets ...
Mini Facial, Mani Pedi, and Haircut Packages at Euro International Salon (Up to 52% Off). Three Options Available.
$45 $90 at Euro International Salon - Groupon - Expires 09/16/13
Unlike a chameleon, hair does not naturally change color or fight you when you try to put a satin bow on it before taking its picture. Blend in or stand out with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for a mini facial and m...
$79 for a Full Set of Eyelash Extensions at Lash Studio ($250 Value)
$79 $250 at Lash Studio - Groupon - Expires 04/08/14
Eyelash extensions give eyes a glamorous look, much like wearing designer frames or contact lenses made of mink fur. Get a stylish look with this Groupon. $79 for a Full Set of Eyelash Extensions ($250 Value) Eyelash-extension tre...
$19 for a 30-Minute In-Studio Photo Shoot with Prints of Multiple Sizes at Studio One to One Photography ($259.65 Value)
$19 $259.65 at Studio One to One Photography - Groupon - Expires 04/07/14
A skilled photographer captures a subject's sense of wonder, such as when a baby discovers a flying butterfly or when a baby discovers flying. Document developmental milestones with this Groupon. $19 for a Photo-Shoot Package ($259...
Introductory Hang-Gliding Lesson for One or Two at Fly Texas in Luling (Up to 54% Off)
$94 $204 at Fly Texas - Groupon - Expires 01/19/16
The need to feel the wind in your hair is best fulfilled by hang-gliding, though it can also be fulfilled by hot-rodding in a convertible or getting yelled at by a giant who works at the bank. Feel the rush with this Groupon. Choos...
Two or Four Laser Spider-Vein-Removal Treatments at Ageless Med Spa (Up to 86% Off)
$119 $700 at Ageless Med Spa - Groupon
Spider veins are one of those things that you don't want your friends to see, like your collection of porcelain dolls that you've pasted pictures of their faces on. Erase the evidence with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...
One or Two 60-Minute Massages at Arena Salon and Day Spa (Up to 55% Off)
$45 $95 at Arena Salon and Day Spa - Groupon
Getting massages is a healthy practice, unlike alphabetizing your flaws in a filing cabinet labeled "Shame Box." Adopt a good habit with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for one 60-minute massage (up to a $95 value) $...
Laser Foot Treatments at Foot & Ankle Associates (Up to 79% Off). Three Options Available.
$199 $900 at Foot & Ankle Associates - Groupon
Flip-flops put feet on full display where others can admire nail polish and find out if toe-ring pops have come back in style. Prep your feet for summer with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $199 for two laser toe-fungus-r...
$50 for an Eye Exam Plus $150 Toward Prescription Glasses at Gulfgate Vision & Gulf Vision
$50 $114 at Gulfgate Vision & Gulf Vision - Groupon
$50 for an Exam-and-Eyewear Package ($114 Value) After the doctor checks ocular health and produces a prescription, customers can apply a $150 credit toward prescription glasses including frames ($149–$409) and lenses. Those rece...
Two- or Three-Hour BYOB Class for One or Two at Painting Above the Bar (Up to 53% Off)
$17 $35 at Painting Above the Bar - Groupon
Paintings are a window into the artist's thoughts, from Pollock's chaotic canvases to the little frowny faces on each star in Starry Night. Paint it out with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $17 for a two-hour BYOB paintin...
$9.99 for Three Eyebrow-Threading Sessions at Aisha's Salon & Spa ($21 Value)
$3.33 $7 at Aisha's Salon & Spa - Groupon
Hair removal can be difficult, especially the residual patches left over from your past life as a badger. Clear things up with this Groupon. $9.99 for Three Eyebrow-Threading Sessions ($21 Value) Practitioners use fine cotton thre...
Permanent Makeup on Eyelids, Brows, or Lips at LongTimeLiner & Lash Studio (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$139 $280 at LongTimeLiner & Lash Studio - Groupon
Having a baby face can have unforeseen benefits, such as being mistaken for a famous baby actor. Look younger with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $139 for permanent-makeup application for the upper or lower eyelids (a $...
One or Two Diamond-Peel Microdermabrasion Treatments at The Medispa Institute (Up to 56% Off)
$49 $100 at The Medispa Institute - Groupon
When skin gets dry in cold weather, it flakes off like a snowflake—which would be beautiful if it weren't a dead part of you. Get a flurry of compliments with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for one diamond-peel mi...
Trail-Ride Experience for Two, Four, or Six at Cypress Trails Equestrian Center (Up to 53% Off)
$69 $140 at Cypress Trails Equestrian Center - Groupon
Horses boast many advantages over cars: cheaper fuel, better off-roading capability, and much easier to breed. Choose the clear winner with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for a trail-ride experience for two (a $140 to...
One or Two Weeks of Summer Camp at Apex Cheer Summer Camps (Up to 60% Off)
$89 $215 at Apex Cheer Summer Camps - Groupon
Summer camp is the birthplace of s'mores, sing-alongs, and adults who totally don't mind being called by their first names. Have supervised fun with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89 for one week of cheer and athletics...
River Tubing for Two or Four at Comal Tubes in New Braunfels (Up to 60% Off)
$12 $24 at Comal Tubes - Groupon
Until the inner tube was invented, mankind's only hope for summer fun involved hitting candied hams with tree branches. Celebrate watery invention with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for rental of two single tubes (...
Beginner Photography Class, Photoshop Elements Class, or Both from Jimmy Loyd Photography (Up to 76% Off)
$49 $150 at Jimmy Loyd Photography - Groupon
Photographers must be patient in order to catch the exact moment when the sun crests the horizon or a child learns empathy. Stop time with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for a three-hour beginner photography class (a...
50-Minute Prenatal Massage, or 50- or 75-Minute Swedish Massage with Food Scrub at My Massage Therapist (Up to 53% Off)
$32 $65 at My Massage Therapist - Groupon
Massage therapy came into vogue after the Boy Scouts of America repeatedly failed to detangle muscle knots. Turn your muscles over to a therapist’s expertise with this Groupon. Choose Between Three Options $32 for a 50-minute p...
4 or 6 Body-Contouring Treatments, or 10 Treatments with Anti-Aging Program at Renew Body Contouring Spa (Up to 69% Off)
$399 $1,200 at Renew Body Contouring Spa - Groupon
Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein's monster. Alter self-perceptions with this Groupon. Choose from Three Opt...
Full-Day Surfboard or Stand-Up Paddleboard Rental for Two or Four at Southern Spears Surf (Up to 54% Off)
$40 $80 at Southern Spears Surf - Groupon
Surfboards are designed to be buoyant, hydrodynamic, and easily operated by cool dogs in sunglasses. Be as cool as a dog with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $35 for a full-day surfboard rental for two (up to a $70 value) ...
$119 for Two-Hour Bartending and Mixology Class at B. A. Mixologist ($298 Value)
$119 $298 at B. A. Mixologist - Groupon
Experienced bartenders are capable of pulling off elaborate liquor bottle tricks, like juggling them or slamming one against the bar to make a loud noise. Raise the bar with this Groupon. $119 for Two-Hour Bartending and Mixology C...
One or Two Deep-Cleansing Signature Facials at Harmony BodyWorks (Up to 51% Off)
$25 $50 at Harmony BodyWorks - Groupon
Today's modern world, with its plethora of countries, panoply of waterways, and constantly changing laws about what is and what isn't mail fraud, is as confusing as it is stressful. Get a clear definition of relaxation with this Gro...
Facial with Option for Microdermabrasion at She Beauty Studio (Up to 69% Off)
$39 $125 at She Beauty Studio - Groupon
Humans see faces in everything, which explains why we see a man in the moon and why we refer to North America as "the big, stretched-out face." Make your own face eye-catching with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for...
All-Day Paintball Package for 6 or 12 with Equipment Rental at Paintball International (Up to 84% Off)
$25 $150 at Paintball International - Groupon
Like the night you discover that everyone you know is a werewolf, a game of paintball involves hiding behind trees and running away from your friends. Be prepared with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a paintball ...
Toenail-Fungus Removal for One or Both Feet at Beautiful Laser Center (Up to 76% Off)
$185 $599 at Beautiful Laser Center - Groupon
The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns' jobs. Discover the truth with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...
Cajun and Creole Seafood at Fish Place (Half Off). Three Options Available.
$10 $20 at Fish Place - Groupon
The hunt for marine life has inspired some of mankind's greatest literature, from Melville's Moby-Dick, to Hemingway's The Old Man Vs. The Sea: An Autobiographical Thriller. Reel in a meal with this Groupon. Choose From Three Optio...
$19 for an Outdoor Photo Shoot with Prints and E-view CD from Portrait Scene ($218 Value)
$19 $218 at Portrait Scene - Groupon
Photographs make it easy to remember what your loved ones look like and save you the trouble of painting them each night while they sleep. Get some much-needed rest with this Groupon. $19 for an Outdoor Photo-Shoot Package ($218 T...
Spider-Vein-Removal Treatments on Two, Four, or Six Areas at A Flawless Face (Up to 74% Off)
$99 $320 at A Flawless Face - Groupon
Like the robotics laboratory your parents assembled you in, veins were never meant for you to see. Conceal your components with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for spider-vein-removal treatment on two areas (a $320 va...
One or Three Private One-Hour Golf Lessons Including Range Balls at Choice Tee (Up to 54% Off)
$36 $72.50 at Choice Tee - Groupon
Without an instructor's outside opinion, golfers would never know about the hitch in their swing or the thousands of centipedes writhing on their backs. See things differently with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $36 fo...
Thermage CPT Treatment for a Small, Medium, or Large Area from Dr. Mei Zhang, Health and Skin Care (Up to 63% Off)
$499 $1,200 at Dr. Mei Zhang, Health and Skin Care - Groupon
A symmetrical face is considered beautiful, unless both sides have identical nonfunctioning noses. Finesse your face with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $499 for a Theramage CPT skin tightening treatment on a small area...
$20 for One Hour of Bowling and Shoe Rentals for Four at Armadilla Lanes ($42 Value). Two Locations Available.
$20 $42 at Armadilla Lanes - Groupon
Bowling is a socially acceptable feat of public strength, unlike shoving over a statue or forgiveness. Send obstacles toppling with this Groupon. $20 for One Hour of Bowling with Shoes for Four ($42 Value) Customers must purchase ...
Basic or Deluxe Mani-Pedi or a Shellac Manicure and Basic Pedicure at New Generation Salon Spa (Up to 57% Off)
$15 $35 at New Generation Salon Spa - Groupon
Nail polish brightens dull fingernails, just as a drunk meteorologist brightens a dull newscast. Get everyone's attention with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for a basic mani-pedi (a $35 value) $30 for a Shellac mani...
Haircut, Deep-Conditioning Treatment, and Partial or Full Highlights at Salon Kendall in Conroe (Up to 62% Off)
$25 $65 at Salon Kendall - Groupon
Sometimes the need for a haircut is obvious, including times when you can’t see or hear through your hair. Stay on style with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a haircut with deep-conditioning treatment ($65 valu...
20, 40, or 60 Units of Botox at You Only Younger (Half Off)
$149 $300 at You Only Younger - Groupon
Becoming an adult means developing a few wrinkles, much like becoming a teenager means driving across the country to meet the scientists that grew you. Escape the inevitable with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $149 for ...
$10 for $20 Worth of Pizza, Calzones, Wings, and Subs at Gozzetti's Pizzeria
$10 $20 at Gozzetti's Pizzeria - Groupon
A pizza is always a welcome sight, even if its pepperonis are arranged in the shape of a scowl. Dig into a truly happy meal with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Pizzeria Food The menu sports more than 20 specialty pizzas such a...
Cut and Condition with Option for All-Over Color or Partial or Full Highlights at Vita Dulce by Celia (Up to 57% Off)
$25 $55 at Vita Dulce by Celia - Groupon
Much like tattooing a spotless driving record to one's forehead, a new haircut exudes self-confidence. Boost mane morale with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a haircut and deep-conditioning treatment (a $55 value)...
Permanent Brow Makeup or Permanent Eyeliner on the Upper Lids, Lower Lids, or Both at BODYanew MedSpa (Up to 78% Off)
$99 $450 at BODYanew MedSpa - Groupon
True happiness comes from finding beauty everywhere you look, especially in mirrors. Like what you see with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for permanent makeup on the brows (a $450 value) $149 for permanent eyeliner ...
$39 for a Microdermabrasion Treatment at inSPAration studio ($150 Value)
$39 $150 at inSPAration studio - Groupon
Crystals are strong as well as beautiful, just like the daughter you wish you had. See a younger version of yourself with this Groupon. $39 for a Microdermabrasion Treatment ($150 Value) During the 30-minute microdermabrasion trea...
Two, Four, or Six Weeks of Unlimited Classes at ROF Bootcamp (Up to 78% Off)
$25 $74.50 at ROF Bootcamp - Groupon
To many people, getting liposuction seems too risky, like speaking up when a tall man takes your luggage by accident. Play it safe with your shape, thanks to this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for two weeks of unlimited ...
Two or Four $10 Vouchers for Candy and Snow Cones at Candy Island (Half Off)
$5 $10 at Candy Island - Groupon
It's great to reward yourself with some candy after an accomplishment, such as passing your driver's exam or eating a whole bag of candy. Treat yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for two $10 vouchers for c...
60-Minute Boudoir Photo Shoot with Optional Hairstyling or Corset at DeBoudoir (Up to 94% Off)
$25 $399 at DeBoudoir - Groupon
In a long-distance relationship, you can keep the romance alive by mailing boudoir photos or a novelty gun that shoots out a flag that says, Sexy. Keep your eternal flame flickering with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $4...
One Month of Unlimited Boxing, Kickboxing, or Krav Maga Classes at Elite Krav Maga and Kickboxing (Up to 59% Off)
$35 $75 at Elite Krav Maga and Kickboxing - Groupon
Being able to defend yourself could save your life some day, much like knowing how to swim or having a secret set of gills. Adapt to your environment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one month of unlimited bo...
4, 8, or 12 Boot-Camp Classes at HMB Bootcamp (Up to 74% Off)
$35 $100 at HMB Bootcamp - Groupon
Sweat is your body's way of letting you cool off during a workout and slide home on your belly afterward. Get a running start with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for 4 boot-camp classes (a $100 value) $59 for 8 boot-...
Haircut and Conditioning Treatment with Optional Partial or Full Highlights at Shear Delight by Jess (Up to 51% Off)
$39 $80 at Shear Delight by Jess - Groupon
Being able to choose your own hair color is more evidence that we're living in the future we dreamed of--could flying hair be far behind? Get the tresses of tomorrow with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a haircut,...
One or Three MedSpa Facials, or One Teen Facial with Microdermabrasion or Chemical Peel at SKIN 101 (Up to 74% Off)
$39 $90 at SKIN 101 - Groupon
Teenagers are particularly prone to clogged pores, due to raging hormones that compel them to smooch every oil painting in sight. Polish your portrait with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one 60-minute MedSpa faci...
Two- or Three-Hour Painting Class with Cupcakes for Two or Four at 3Hues (Up to Half Off)
$35 $70 at 3Hues - Groupon
Learning a new skill is useful, especially if it means a promotion to a front-of-the-horse costume. Go to the head of the class with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $35 for a two-hour Cupcakes and Canvases class for two (a...
One, Two, or Four Cellulite-Removal Treatments and Body Wraps at Lipolaser Centers of America (Up to 79% Off)
$99 $298 at Lipolaser Centers of America - Groupon
Slimming down takes conscious effort, just like remembering to blink frequently enough to keep other people from getting suspicious. Fit in with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for one Cynosure TriActive cellulite-rem...
$15 for Three $10 Smoothie Vouchers at Smoothie Factory ($30 Value)
$5 $10 at Smoothie Factory - Groupon
Like assets and evil snowmen, fruit are easier to deal with in liquid form. Wash down nature's nectar with this Groupon. $15 for Three $10 Smoothie Vouchers ($30 value) The menu overflows with more than 30 smoothie combinations th...
One or Three Laser Skin-Tightening Treatments at Belallure Laser & Wellness Center (Up to 83% Off)
$99 $499 at Belallure Laser & Wellness Center - Groupon
When used for good, lasers can tighten skin, but when used for evil, they can undermine superheroes during important PowerPoint presentations. Fight the villainy of wrinkles with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for o...
10 Group Fitness Classes or One Month of Unlimited Group Fitness Classes at GroupFit (Up to 69% Off)
$25 $79 at GroupFit - Groupon
Working out in a group is as much about supporting each other as personal results, especially during the bench-press-a-friend segment. Uplift each other with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for 10 drop-in group fitne...
$99 for Zoom 2 Teeth-Whitening Treatment at Prodental ($375 Value)
$99 $375 at Prodental - Groupon
Though steel teeth may be less likely to develop cavities, they make terrible sounds all the time. Nurture your grill with this Groupon. $99 for In-Office Zoom 2 Laser Whitening Treatment ($375 Value) Prodental uses the Zoom 2 whi...
One, Two, or Three 60-Minute Massages at Touch of Health Massage (Up to 59% Off)
$39 $80 at Touch of Health Massage - Groupon
Getting a massage is a decadent way to pamper yourself, much like brushing your hair with the bones of a famous person. Live lavishly with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one 60-minute massage (an $80 value) $69 f...
Italian Food at Little Napoli Italian Cuisine (Up to 53% Off). Four Options Available.
$12 $25 at Little Napoli Italian Cuisine - Groupon
Few things are as satisfying as a good meal or the thrum of a crossbow as it sends a bolt into a ham. Hit the spot with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $12 for $25 worth of Italian food $25 for $50 worth of Italian dinner ...
One Month of Unlimited Dance Fitness Classes or 10 Drop-In Pole Fitness Classes at Twisted Fit (Up to 76% Off)
$29 $100 at Twisted Fit - Groupon
Pole dancing is a healthy way to connect to a significant other, preferable to giving them a painful bear hug or sewing your head onto their body. Get cheek-to-cheek with today’s Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one ...
Upper-Lip Implant, Lower-Lip Implant, or Both at Bodies by Atun (Up to 58% Off)
$899 $2,000 at Bodies by Atun - Groupon
To attain the rosy glow of flushed cheeks, 18th-century ladies often spent all day outside building snow forts in order to catch deadly consumption. Beautify your face an easier way with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Sessions for a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Inkfree, MD (Up to 81% Off)
$99 $354 at Inkfree, MD - Groupon
Running your hands over perfectly smooth, hairless legs isn't something you should only be able to do with porcelain dolls. Get pristine with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for six laser hair-removal sessions on a sm...
One, Three, or Five Acupuncture Sessions at HealthPro Chiropractic & Acupuncture (Up to 66% Off)
$29 $70 at HealthPro Chiropractic & Acupuncture - Groupon
Acupuncture is an ancient art with modern health benefits, just like stuffing a towel under your door so witchcraft can't get in. Get traditional treatments with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for one acupuncture ses...
One or Three Photofacials or One Year of Photofacials at Rejuvenate Beauty Center (Up to 88% Off)
$49 $200 at Rejuvenate Beauty Center - Groupon
Your face has a nose for smelling, eyes for seeing, and a mouth for keeping all your saliva handy. Resurface your face with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for one IPL photofacial (a $200 value) $99 for three IPL pho...
Haircut, Style, and Deep-Conditioning Treatment with Option for Coloring Service at T Hair Salon (Up to 64% Off)
$29 $67 at T Hair Salon - Groupon
A hairstyle is often the first thing you notice about other people, unless their pupils have little mouths. See a new look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a haircut package (up to a $67 total value) Haircut...
Keratin Smoothing Treatment with Optional Haircut and Style at Up Close Beauty Max (Up to 68% Off)
$119 $375 at Up Close Beauty Max - Groupon
Straightening your hair can make you look like a movie star, much like standing in front of a green wall and screaming in terror at an alien that no one can see. Get ready for your close-up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Opt...
$5 for Movie Outing at Studio Movie Grill (Up to $10 Value)
$5 $10 at Studio Movie Grill - Groupon
Movies provide entertainment for eyes and ears easily bored by the mundane sights and sounds of everyday life with constant high-speed chases and endlessly chatty talking animals. See something exciting with this Groupon. $5 for On...
Three Laser Fungus-Removal Treatments for 5 or 10 Toenails at Body Restore Laser Clinic in the Woodlands (Up to 80% Off)
$199 $750 at Body Restore Laser Clinic - Groupon
Toes keep tightrope walkers from falling, ballerinas upright, and beach sand well massaged. Maintain your dexterous digits with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for three laser fungus-removal treatments on 5 toenails...
15 or 25 Vitamin B12 Injections at Physicians Weight Loss Centers (74% Off)
$59 $225 at Physicians Weight Loss Centers - Groupon
It's healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it's healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for 15 vitamin B...
One, Two, or Three Slimming Body Wraps with Dry Brushing at Body FX, LLC (Up to 74% Off)
$39 $125 at Body FX, LLC - Groupon
Time and pressure create profound transformations, turning coal into diamonds and diamonds into milk. Become something new with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one slimming body wrap with dry brushing (a $125 valu...
One or Three Brazilian Waxes and Eyebrow-Threading Sessions at Hidden Beauty Salon & Spa (Up to 56% Off)
$34 $68 at Hidden Beauty Salon & Spa - Groupon
Hair removal can be difficult, especially the residual patches left over from your past life as a badger. Clear things up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $34 for one Brazilian wax and one eyebrow-threading session (...
$20 for One-Hour Standup-Paddleboard Rentals for Two from Whaz SUP ($40 Value)
$20 $40 at Whaz SUP - Groupon
Excelling at watersports, like aging gracefully or enjoying dried fruit, requires acceptance of pruney fingers. Outfit yourself for aqua play with this Groupon. $20 for One-Hour Standup-Paddleboard Rentals for Two ($40 Value) Star...
10 Drop-In Yoga Classes or One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes at Yoga House Houston (Up to 79% Off)
$25 $120 at Yoga House Houston - Groupon
Inner peace is hard to come by, requiring complex negotiations between spleen and kidney. Find harmony more easily with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for 10 drop-in yoga classes (a $120 value) $35 for one month of ...
$10 for $20 Worth of Cuban Cuisine for Lunch or Dinner at Cafe Piquet
$10 $20 at Cafe Piquet - Groupon
Cuba is one of the most elusive Caribbean nations, as evidenced by its ever-changing coordinates and haunting absence from the Beach Boys' "Kokomo." Bite into mystery with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Cuban Cuisine for Lunch ...
$10 for $20 Worth of Japanese Dinner at Shogun Japanese Grill & Sushi Bar
$10 $20 at Shogun Japanese Grill & Sushi Bar - Groupon
Watching chefs prepare your dinner ensures that they are using fresh ingredients instead of arranging pictures cut from the menu atop a bed of rice. See food with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Japanese Dinner and Sushi Dinner...
Removal of One, Two, or Three Skin Tags, Growths, or Moles at Vedas Medical Spa (Up to 77% Off)
$49 $150 at Vedas Medical Spa - Groupon
Having a mole on one's face can pose problems, particularly when it comes to makeup or a pet chameleon that keeps mistaking it for a fly. Avert a licking with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for the removal of one ski...
Spa Package for One or Two with Facial, Massage, and Manicure at Luxe Salon & Spa (Up to 64% Off)
$79 $205 at Luxe Salon & Spa - Groupon
The point of getting a facial is to look youthful and radiant, which is why so few spas expend their limited resources on marketing to newborn fireflies. Embrace your destiny as a member of the "humans 1–100" demographic with this...
$1,999 for One Ultherapy Non-Surgical Face-Lift and Chemical Peel at Med-Cure Anti-Aging & Skincare ($3,999 Value)
$1,999 $3,999 at Med Cure Anti-Aging & Skincare - Groupon
To determine a tree's age you have to saw it in half, but that's not necessary with people, since most of them will just tell you before it comes to that. Keep your age a secret with this Groupon. $1,999 for One Ultherapy Non-Surgi...
$69 for One Round of Golf and a Champion Pro Series Hybrid Club at Sienna Plantation Golf Club (Up to $264 Value)
$69 $264 at Sienna Plantation Golf Club - Groupon
Well-rounded golfers must master a variety of skills, including driving, reverse-putting, and suppressing the part of the brain that associates high scores with victory. Chip away at preconceived notions with this Groupon. $69 for ...
4, 8, or 12 Indoor/Outdoor Parkour Classes at Urban Movement (Up to 69% Off)
$25 $75 at Urban Movement - Groupon
Choose from Three Options $25 for 4 indoor/outdoor parkour classes (a $75 value) $45 for 8 indoor/outdoor parkour classes (a $140 value) $60 for 12 indoor/outdoor parkour classes (a $195 value) While teaching the fundamentals of...
70- or 100-Minute Hot-Stone Massage at Amae Tranquility Massage (53% Off)
$45 $95 at Amae Tranquility Massage - Groupon
People like feeling good, which is why they get massages or wear nice, loose pants. Loosen up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for a 70-minute hot-stone massage (a $95 value) $59 for a 1000-minute hot-stone massa...
One, Three, or Six Acupuncture Sessions at Marshall Back & Body Wellness Center (Up to 69% Off)
$25 $75 at Marshall Back & Body Wellness Center - Groupon
Acupuncture uses tiny needles to redirect the body's energy, which is a better use for needles than sewing yourself into a sleeping bag forever. Feel better with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for one acupuncture ses...
Mani-Pedi, Shellac Manicure and Luxurious Pedicure, or Mani-Pedi with Massage or Facial at Spa Lounge (Up to 62% Off)
$29 $60 at Spa Lounge - Groupon
Getting a mani-pedi can help relieve stress, especially if the technician lets you squeeze the bags of cotton balls afterward. Get a grip with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for Luxurious manicure and pedicure (a $60...
Open-Water Certification or Discover Scuba Diving Experience with Equipment from Sugar Land Dive Center (Up to 61% Off)
$199 $425 at Sugar Land Dive Center - Groupon
Before jumping in the water, a prepared scuba diver will always check the air tanks and load a special underwater water gun that blasts water through water. Get enemies extra wet with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199...
12, 24, or 36 Medical Weight-Loss B12 Injections at A New You Health and Wellness (Up to 86% Off)
$49 $300 at A New You Health and Wellness - Groupon
It's healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it's healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for 12 B12 lipotr...
$15 for $30 Worth of Steak-House Cuisine for Dinner at Fernando's Restaurant
$15 $30 at Fernando's Restaurant - Groupon
Ordering steak at a restaurant sends a strong message to people—you have a healthy appetite, strong teeth, and are suffering from a potentially dangerous iron deficiency. Say it with steak with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of ...
One Year of Laser Hair Removal at Rejuvenate Beauty Center (Up to 95% Off). Two Options Available.
$149 $2,400 at Rejuvenate Beauty Center - Groupon
Clearing your body of unwanted hair makes your skin smooth enough to convince blind people they're holding a huge baby. Be a big softy with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $149 for one year of laser hair removal on two s...
$10 for $20 Worth of Fresh-Mex Cuisine at Berryhill Baja Grill
$10 $20 at Berryhill Baja Grill - Groupon
Corn is one of the staples of Mexican cuisine, used to make both tortillas and Cornyo, a carbonated beverage made of carbonation and mashed corn kernels. Eat a culinary cornerstone with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Fresh-Mex ...
One or Three Detoxifying Herbal Body Wraps at Curves Body Center (Up to 78% Off)
$39 $150 at Curves Body Center - Groupon
Toxins have slowly crept into the natural world, filling water with lead, air with smog, and half of all trees with limitless rage. Stay pure with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one detoxifying herbal body wrap ...
10 or 20 R&B Two-Step, Swing, or Line-Dancing Classes at High Steppers Dance Troupe LLC (Up to 79% Off)
$40 $155 at High Steppers Dance Troupe LLC - Groupon
Knowing how to dance is the mark of a true gentleman, like being good at archery and helping a sweet old lady with her homework. Take steps toward chivalry with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $40 for 10 dance classes (a...
Kayak Rental from Southwest Kayak Rentals at All Points of Sail Sailing School (Up to 51% Off)
$15 $30 at Southwest Kayak Rentals at All Points of Sail Sailing School - Groupon
Kayakers, unlike pancakes or depressed turtles, muster the will to get themselves upright when flipped upside down. Float through life with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for a two-hour solo kayak rental (up to a ...
Two or Four Vaser Shape Fat-Reduction Treatments at Physicians Weight Loss Centers (Up to 87% Off)
$299 $1,500 at Physicians Weight Loss Centers - Groupon
Before modern weight-loss methods, those who wanted to appear slimmer were forced to tighten their corsets, eat through a sieve, and relegate themselves to the mirrored rooms of fun houses. Enjoy advances in slimness-seeking with th...
One, Two, or Three Microdermabrasion Treatments at The Skin Renewal Center (Up to 72% Off)
$49 $135 at The Skin Renewal Center - Groupon
Getting a microdermabrasion can take 10 years off your face, just as marrying the district attorney can take 10 years off your sentence. Shave off some time this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for one microdermabrasion tr...
Two- or Three-Hour BYOB Painting Class for One or Two at Vino Artino (Up to 54% Off)
$17 $35 at Vino Artino - Groupon
Subtlety is a hallmark of brilliant art, whether it's the hint of a smile on the Mona Lisa or the cow on a motorcycle in the background of American Gothic. Dive into the details with this Groupon. Choose Between Four Options $17 ...
“Fabergé: A Brilliant Vision†Exhibit for Two or Four at the Houston Museum of Natural Science (Half Off)
$20 $40 at Houston Museum of Natural Science - Groupon
Knowledge can be a frightening word, particularly when it's listed under cause of death and followed by three exclamation points. Overcome your fear of facts with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for two admissions to...
All-Day Paintball with Gear Rental, Air, and Paintballs for 2, 4, or 10 at Tank’s Paintball Park (Half Off)
$25 $50 at TANK'S Paintball Park - Groupon
Paintball is like a production of Hamlet: it's exciting, demanding, and by the end everyone has pretend-died. Take paintball arms against a sea of troubles with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for paintball for 2 with...
One- or Two-Month Weight-Loss Program at New Image MD Clinic (56% Off)
$35 $80 at New Image MD Clinic - Groupon
Part of eating healthy is knowing which foods to avoid, such as anything deep-fried or anything served to you by an adult in costume. Eat smart with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a one-month weight-loss program ...
One or Two Brazilian Waxes at Natalie's Notable Beauty (Up to 59% Off)
$29 $60 at Natalie's Notable Beauty - Groupon
Spas make people feel like royalty without the hassle of shopping for scepters or posing for playing-card portraits. Enjoy regal treatments with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one Brazilian bikini wax (a $60 val...
One, Two, or Three Signature Facials at River Oaks Beauty Bar (Up to 63% Off)
$35 $85 at River Oaks Beauty Bar - Groupon
Before battle, samurai warriors gently exfoliated and deeply cleansed their pores so they could slay foes with one sexy glance. Become an aesthetic warrior with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for one signature facial...
One or Two Brazilian Blowouts at Salon Langeveldt (Up to 68% Off)
$129 $375 at Salon Langeveldt - Groupon
A morning routine typically involves combing your frizzy hair, hearing a distant flute, and seeing where it leads you. Be magically made up already with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $129 for one Brazilian blowout (a $...
$49 for a Four-Week Fitness Boot Camp and 30-Day Meal Plan at Texas Fit Chicks Boot Camp ($159 Value)
$49 $159 at Texas Fit Chicks Boot Camp - Groupon
Professional trainers push people to do more, whether it's doing one more set of bench presses or eating one more box of protein bars. Go the extra mile with this Groupon. $49 for a Four-Week Women's Fitness Boot Camp and 30-Day Me...
Three-Hour Dinner or Drinks Cruise on a Riverboat for Two or Four from Southern Empress Cruises (Up to 51% Off)
$59 $119.90 at Southern Empress Cruises - Groupon
Taking a boat cruise is a luxurious way to relax and see the sights, unlike boarding a dolphin equipped with a saddle, which usually results in whiplash and water-filled lungs. Cruise the blue in comfort with this Groupon. Choose f...
One, Two, or Four 25-Minute Micro to Go Microdermabrasion Treatments at Bella Nova Day Spa & Salon (Up to 55% Off)
$35 $75 at Bella Nova Day Spa & Retreat - Groupon
Getting a microdermabrasion can take 10 years off your face, just as marrying the district attorney can take 10 years off your sentence. Shave off some time this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for one 25-minute Micro to G...
Asian Fusion Cuisine at Cravings Grill (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$10 $20 at Cravings Grill - Groupon
Human taste buds go into hibernation if they get bored, much like bears who don't have Xbox. Stimulate your senses with this Groupon Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of Asian fusion cuisine $15 for $30 worth of Asian...
$20 Off Your Bill at Catfish Station. Two Options Available.
$10 $20 at Catfish Station - Groupon
The ocean is a completely different world from our own, one that we will never know a single thing about because we can't breathe under there or get our skin wet. Go on a culinary expedition with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Op...
One, Two, or Three IPL Photofacials at Dr. Shel Wellness & Medical Spa (Up to 79% Off)
$99 $450 at Dr. Shel Wellness & Medical Spa - Groupon
Getting a facial is the most caring thing you can do for your face aside from pressing it deeply into the hands of a kindly old man. Refresh your face with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for one intense pulsed-light ...
Two or Four Laser Spider-Vein Removal Treatments at ReNew You Laser & Skin Center (75% Off)
$99 $398 at ReNew You Laser & Skin Center - Groupon
Spider veins are one of those things that you don't want your friends to see, like your collection of porcelain dolls that you've pasted pictures of their faces on. Erase the evidence with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...
One or Three 60-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massages at HealthSource Chiropractic & Progressive Rehab (Up to 59% Off)
$29 $65 at HealthSource Chiropractic & Progressive Rehab - Groupon
A massage affords people the time to sit back and reflect upon what they'll say to the tollbooth operator on the way home. Let your mind wander with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one 60-minute Swedish or deep-t...
Contemporary New American Farm-to-Table Dinner for Two or Four at Tabella at Clear Creek Winery (Up to 53% Off)
$29 $58 at Tabella at Clear Creek Winery - Groupon
The right lighting can set the mood, whether it's the twinkle of fireflies, a full moon in a starry sky, or a glowing lava flow oozing through a downtown thoroughfare. Heat up the night with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options ...
Texas Stadium Seats and Seat Bottoms from The Cowboy House (Up to 59% Off). 11 Options Available.
$99 $209 at The Cowboy House - Groupon
Like the skulls of US presidents, sports memorabilia is highly collectible. Start stockpiling with this Groupon. Choose from 11 Options $89 for one stadium seat from Texas Stadium (up to a $189 value) $169 for two connected stadiu...
Six Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Chic Esthetiq Med Spa & Laser Center (Up to 94% Off)
$129 $1,200 at Chic Esthetiq Med Spa & Laser Center - Groupon
Lasers are streams of energy that destroy hair, just as parades are streams of people that destroy Snoopy's body image. Get skin worth parading with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $129 for six laser hair-removal treatmen...
$29 for an Infrared-Body-Wrap Treatment at Tahiti Tans ($79.95 Value)
$29 $79.95 at Tahiti Tans - Groupon
An excess of cellulite can harm self-confidence, much like romantic rejection or falling for your own pyramid scheme. Nourish your self-image with this Groupon. $29 for an Infrared-Body-Wrap Treatment ($79.95 Value) Waves of infra...
Haircut with Optional Color or Highlights, or a Keratin Treatment at Angel Salon and Day Spa (Up to 75% Off)
$25 $50 at Angel Salon and Day Spa - Groupon
Hair requires constant attention to keep it under control, like a child who questions the media. Maintain order with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $25 for a haircut with shampoo and style (up to a $50 value) $49 for all-...
$59 for a One-Hour Flight Simulation with Instructor at AV Flight Simulation ($145 Value)
$59 $145 at Solo Flight Training - Groupon
Pilots are the cowboys of the air, roaming the wide-open skies and herding children's runaway balloons. Giddy up, up, and away with this Groupon. $59 for One-Hour Flight Simulation with Instructor ($145 Value) Inside the FAA–app...
$2,499 for Laser Eye Surgery at International EyeCare Laser & Lifestyle Center ($5,000 Value)
$2,499 $5,000 at International EyeCare Laser & Lifestyle Center - Groupon
Perfect vision allows you to differentiate between your significant other and a big wooden post with lots of spikes sticking out of it. Sharpen your focus with this Groupon. $2,499 for Laser Eye Surgery ($5,000 Value) A surgeon us...
Men's Haircut Packages at Roosters Men's Grooming Center (Up to 55% Off). Three Options Available.
$14 $28 at Roosters Men's Grooming Center - Groupon
It can be beneficial to ask questions of experienced barbers, such as "Can I pull off frosted tips?" and "Is the barbershop pole peppermint or spearmint flavored?" Get sharp insights with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $...
One or Four Same-Day Laser Tattoo-Removal Treatments on a Postcard-Sized Area at Clearstone Spa (Up to 62% Off)
$59 $150 at Clearstone Spa - Groupon
Some people get caught up in the moment, commemorating a significant other's name or the premiere of the NBC spinoff Joey. Erase a rash decision with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for one laser tattoo-removal treat...
Massage with an Optional Facial, or a Spa Day at Day Dream Spa and Salon (Up to 54% Off)
$35 $75 at Day Dream Spa and Salon - Groupon
Massage therapists are known for their strong hands, which means that the best way to find one is to follow a trail of open pickle jars. Find a helping hand with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for a 60-minute Swedish...
$149 for One Photofacial and Laser Resurfacing Treatment at Sleek Laser & Skin Center ($890 Value)
$149 $890 at Sleek Laser & Skin Center - Groupon
Like an iceberg, beauty mostly resides below the surface, but only its visible portion can gain the attention of an ocean liner. Look shipshape with this Groupon. $149 for One Photofacial and Laser Resurfacing Treatment ($890 Value...
Two, Four, or Eight LipoLaser Sessions at Body Contour Spa (Up to 80% Off)
$99 $399 at Body Contour Spa - Groupon
Losing weight can make you feel like yourself at last, unlike entering witness protection, which always makes you "Darby Hatbox." Show off the new you with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for two LipoLaser sessions (a...
$21 for Three Full-Service Hand Washes at Bubbles Hand Car Wash ($45.75 Value)
$21 $45.75 at Bubbles Hand Car Wash - Groupon
Keeping your car clean sends a clear signal to your neighbors: I have a clean car, and I deserve to be Block Captain if we have a Block Captain. Make a statement with this Groupon. $21 for Three Full-Service Hand Washes ($45.75 Val...
Two, Four, or Six Infrared Body Wraps at A Flawless Face Boutique & MediSpa (Up to 67% Off)
$69 $200 at A Flawless Face Boutique & MediSpa - Groupon
Burning excess fat can help you fit into clothes from your younger days, such as the wedding dress your parents forced you to wear on the first day of preschool. Turn back time with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for...
$5 for Five Regular-Size Coffees, Teas, or Bubble Teas at Cloud Cafe (Up to $21.25 Value)
$5 $21.25 at Cloud Cafe - Groupon
Without coffee, society would literally crumble under the weight of unsound buildings designed by narcoleptic architects, or narchitects. Set the cornerstone of your day with this Groupon. $5 for Five Regular-Size Coffees, Teas, or...
One or Three 60-Minute Massages of Choice at Portal Bodyworks (Up to 64% Off)
$29 $80 at Portal Bodyworks - Groupon
Getting a massage is a fun, relaxing, and easy way to have something in common with history's most despotically lavish kings. Get the royal treatment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one 60-minute massage of ...
Haircut and Style with Option for Partial or Full Highlights at De Grance' Salon and Day Spa (Up to 61% Off)
$59 $150 at De Grance' Salon and Day Spa - Groupon
A hairdo is one of the first things you notice about other people, unless they're bald or on fire. Attract attention with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a haircut and style (a $65 value) $59 for a haircut and sty...
Dental Exam, Cleaning, and X-rays with Optional Sonicare Electric Toothbrush at GMS Dental Centers (Up to 88% Off)
$49 $395 at GMS Dental Centers - Groupon
People are attracted to bright smiles, like moths to a flame or mechanical moths to giant electromagnets. Improve your pull with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a dental package (a $395 total value) Comprehensiv...
5, 10, or 15 Kids' Open-Play Sessions, or $50 for $110 Toward a Party at Lone Star Bounce Town
$20 $40 at Lone Star Bounce Town - Groupon
Playtime gives children a welcome respite from the daily grind of selling life insurance to their action figures. Help your little nine-to-fivers let their hair down with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $20 for 5 open-play...
Two- or Four-Hour 2012 Yamaha WaveRunner Rental from Fun Rentals (Up to 55% Off)
$59 $120 at Fun Rentals - Groupon
Boats allow man to explore the last uncharted territory: the other side of the marina. Chart your own course with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a two-hour jet-ski rental for up to three people (up to a $120 val...
4 or 10 Kickboxing Classes with Personal-Training Session and Boxing Gloves at iLoveKickboxing.com (Up to 74% Off)
$50 $195 at iLoveKickboxing.com - Groupon
Kickboxing is gaining popularity because of its high-energy sessions, full-body workout, and the rising threat of prizefighter-kangaroo encounters. Prepare your body for physical feats and marsupial feet with this Groupon. Choose B...
$29 for Three Massages, Facials, and Hydrating Treatments at Planet Beach Contempo Spa ($351 Value)
$29 $351 at Planet Beach Contempo Spa - Groupon
Spa escapes help rejuvenate and renew your current appearance, unlike prison escapes, which require one to assume the identity of a bumbling security guard. Loosen the chains of a stressful lifestyle with this Groupon. $29 for a Sp...
$39 for One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes at Joy Yoga Center ($120 Value)
$39 $120 at Joy Yoga Center - Groupon
Yoga teaches people how to sustain poses while controlling their breath, a technique most yogis use to live undetected in wax museums. Steady your stillness skills with this Groupon. $39 for One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes ($12...
Image Signature Facial with Optional Microdermabrasion or Chemical Peel at Spiegel Spa (Half Off)
$62 $125 at Spiegel Spa - Groupon
The skin is the body's largest organ, narrowly beating out the large intestine and the extra-large intestine. Thank your skin for being so huge with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $62 for an Image signature facial (a $1...
60- or 90-Minute Signature Massage Package for One or Two at We Got Your Back Chiropractic (Up to 68% Off)
$45 $125 at We Got Your Back Chiropractic - Groupon
Massages soothe muscles sore from naps in uncomfortable chairs and long nights of aggressive rapid eye movement. Recover from relaxing with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $45 for a 60-minute signature massage package (a $...
Facial or Microdermabrasion with Visia Skin Analysis at You Only Younger (Up to 76% Off)
$49 $205 at You Only Younger - Groupon
Becoming an adult means developing a few wrinkles, much like becoming a teenager means driving across the country to meet the scientists that grew you. Escape the inevitable with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a...
$74 for a Wooden Box of 40 Cuban Rounds at Mom and Pop Tobacco Shop ($147.60 Value)
$74 $147.60 at Mom & Pop Tobacco Shop - Groupon
A cigar is a sign of opulence, like a toilet full of diamonds or a topiary garden full of toilets full of diamonds. Live the good life with this Groupon. $74 for a Wooden Box of 40 Cuban Rounds ($147.60 Value) Customers can mix an...
10 or 20 Fitness Classes at Center Stage Studio (Up to 70% Off)
$39.99 $100 at Center Stage Studio - Groupon
Calories are like autumn leaves—it's best to burn more than you eat. Get fired up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39.99 for 10 fitness classes (a $100 value) $59.99 for 20 fitness classes (a $200 value) Student...
Four Mesolift Skin-Rejuvenation Treatments for the Face or Face and Neck at Ada's Skin Care (Up to 71% Off)
$199 $680 at Ada's Skin Care - Groupon
A spa can be a refuge from the chaos of a busy life or from the chaos of a city slowly being overtaken by hyperintelligent children. Escape the madness with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for four Mesolift treatmen...
30- or 60-Minute Batting-Cage Rental with Credit Toward Snacks at Bases Loaded (Half Off)
$10 $20 at Bases Loaded - Groupon
Choose Between Two Options $10 for a half-hour batting-cage rental and a $5 snack credit (a $20 value) $20 for a one-hour batting-cage rental and a $10 snack credit (a $40 value) Snack credit can be redeemed for items such as ic...
Hot-Stone Shellac Manicure, or Hot-Stone Pedicure with Hand Treatments at Bella Nova Day Spa & Salon (Up to 53% Off)
$35 $70 at Bella Nova Day Spa & Salon - Groupon
When people feel "relaxed," they're actually feeling the sensation of the back cortex of the brain transmitting serotonin to the frontal cortex through a mild sedative, or they've been hit by a tranquilizer dart. Get calm with this ...
Two-Day Indoor Rock-Climbing Pass with Gear for One or Two at Body Evolution (Up to 51% Off)
$25 $50 at Body Evolution - Groupon
Some people are born to run; some are born to scramble up and down walls and ceilings like a tokay gecko. Unleash your inner lizard with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a two-day indoor rock-climbing pass with ge...
Two- or Six-Week Weight-Loss Program at Physicians Weight Loss Centers (Up to 87% Off)
$89 $677 at Physicians Weight Loss Centers - Groupon
Before modern weight-loss methods, those who wanted to appear slimmer were forced to tighten their corsets, eat through a sieve, and relegate themselves to the mirrored rooms of fun houses. Enjoy advances in slimness-seeking with th...
Paintball Outing for 2, 4, or 10 with Gear, Air Refills, and Paintballs at Oil Ranch Paintball (Up to 60% Off)
$25 $50 at Oil Ranch Paintball - Groupon
A trip to the paintball field is the only way to treat an itchy trigger finger outside of expensive rash creams or firing a water gun carved from a cactus. Scratch the itch for vengeance with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options...
$74 for a Wooden Box of 40 Cuban Round Cigars at Mom & Pop Tobacco Shop ($147.60 Value)
$74 $147.60 at Mom & Pop Tobacco Shop - Groupon
A celebratory cigar marks special moments, such as the birth of a child or the mostly successful fireproofing of the living room. Take a well-earned puff with this Groupon. $74 for a Wooden Box of 40 Cuban Round Cigars ($147.60 Val...
One or Two Keratin Hair-Straightening Treatments at Voir Salon & Spa (Up to 75% Off)
$129 $400 at Voir Salon & Spa - Groupon
Hair requires regular upkeep to stay straight and shiny, much like the broadsword your cousin uses to open beer bottle after beer bottle. Get a mighty do with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $129 for one keratin hair-str...
4, 6, or 10 Lipo B12 Injections at New Horizons Medical Clinic (Up to 71% Off)
$29 $80 at New Horizons Medical Clinic - Groupon
Staying healthy can prime you for life's challenges, from running a marathon to running from the people in an evil marathon. Get ready for anything with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for 4 lipo B12 injections (a $80...
$25 for $50 Worth of Designer Maternity Clothes and Accessories at Pickles & Ice Cream Maternity Apparel
$25 $50 at Pickles & Ice Cream Maternity Apparel - Groupon
Some stages of life require special outfits, from your graduation cap and gown to the orange jumpsuit that marks your first foray into currency dry cleaning. Dress for your status with this Groupon. $25 for $50 Worth of Designer Ma...
Po’boys and Southern Cuisine at Sleepy's Poboys (Half Off). Four Options Available.
$8 $16 at Sleepy's Poboys - Groupon
Good Southern cooking can transport you to a country kitchen—biscuits in the oven, chicken frying in the skillet, and a bare-chested Ted Turner in the doorway with an armload of firewood. Experience true grits with this Groupon. ...
12, 24, or 36 Medical Weight-Loss B12 Injections at Diet Designs (Up to 86% Off)
$49 $300 at Diet Designs - Groupon
It's healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it's healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for 12 B12 lipotr...
Upscale Mexican Food at Madres Restaurant (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$10 $20 at Madres Restaurant - Groupon
A tortilla makes a tasty foundation for tacos, a handy mousepad, and, if you draw a face on it, an ideal companion on fishing trips. Celebrate its versatility with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of Mex...
$129 for Zoom! or Venus Teeth-Whitening Treatment at Mint Dental ($600 Value)
$129 $600 at Mint Dental - Groupon
Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with this Groupon. $129 for Zoom! or Venus Teeth-Whitening Treat...
Consultation, Exam, X-rays, and One or Three Adjustments at Chiropractic Health and Wellness Center (Up to 85% Off)
$49 $320 at Chiropractic Health and Wellness Center - Groupon
Misaligned vertebrae can disrupt the flow of information through the body's nervous system, resulting in bad things, such as pain, but also cool things, such as the inability to feel pain. Strengthen your spine with this Groupon. C...
Three Classes and Three Play-Space Visits for One or Two at Kidville (Up to 71% Off)
$49 $155 at Kidville - Groupon
As children grow up, they must learn that money doesn't grow on trees, dinner doesn't make itself, and real dogs are awful at basketball. Let kids be kids with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for three classes and th...
Two or Four Brazilian Waxes at Southern Exposure Waxing and Skincare (Up to 52% Off)
$65 $130 at Southern Exposure Waxing and Skincare - Groupon
Waxing is a good way to make your legs feel like two smooth baby dolphins. Turn heads at the beach with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $65 for two Brazilian waxes (a $130 value) $125 for four Brazilian waxes (a $260 val...
One or Three European Detox Body Wraps at Elite Medical Skin and Laser Center (Up to 64% Off)
$49 $129 at Elite Medical Skin and Laser Center - Groupon
Adults say that youth is wasted on the young, while kids argue that the ability to take out your teeth is wasted on the old. Baby your body with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for one European detox body wrap (a $12...
Upscale Pub Food at Junction Bar & Grill (Half Off). Three Options Available.
$10 $20 at Junction Bar & Grill - Groupon
Restaurants are where we celebrate special occasions, from graduating law school to quitting a corrupt law firm to take justice into your own hands. Make every occasion special with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for...
$25 for 25 Classes at Devanand Yoga Center ($375 Value)
$25 $375 at Devanand Yoga Center - Groupon
Though holding a mountain pose yields comfort and serenity, holding a mountain goat yields a lifelong friendship. Embrace tranquility with this Groupon. $25 for 25 Yoga Classes ($375 Value) Yogis teach six types of yoga that span ...
3, 6, or 10 Eyebrow-Threading Sessions at Envogue Spa & Salon (Up to 52% Off)
$15 $30 at Envogue Spa & Salon - Groupon
Like an iceberg, beauty resides largely below the surface, but only its visible portion can catch the eye of a strapping boat captain. Look shipshape with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for 3 eyebrow-threading sessio...
One or Two Resurfacing or Seasonal Facial Treatments at Turk Inan Salon (Up to 59% Off)
$55 $120 at Turk Inan Salon - Groupon
A beautiful face can help you attract romance, much like wandering through the streets with an armful of baguettes. Catch someone's eye with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $55 for one resurfacing or seasonal facial ($12...
One, Three, or Six Months of Unlimited Fitness Classes at Alvin Health & Wellness Center (Up to 64% Off)
$19 $45 at Alvin Health & Wellness Center - Groupon
Astronauts regularly practice yoga to stay limber, modulate their breathing, and control their crippling fear of being eaten by the moon. Take one small stretch with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for one month of un...
One or Three One-Hour Detox Body Wraps and Hydro Masks at Soothing Beauty (Up to 67% Off)
$39 $100 at Soothing Beauty - Groupon
Getting a body wrap is the only way to feel like a caterpillar that's about to transform into a beautiful, dewy human. Metamorphose with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one detox body wrap and hydro mask (a $100 ...
Advanced or Beginner PADI Open-Water Certification Course, or Discover Scuba Class at Maximum Scuba (Up to 80% Off)
$199 $420 at Maximum Scuba - Groupon
The human body, unlike raisins, white wine, and the wit of Oscar Wilde, isn't meant to be dry. Douse yourself in adventure with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $199 for a beginner PADI open-water-certification course (a $...
Contemporary American Dinner for Two or Four on the Weekend or During the Week at The Union Kitchen (Up to 57% Off)
$45 $81 at The Union Kitchen - Groupon
Dining etiquette calls for you to keep your elbows off the table, place a napkin on your lap, and make unflinching eye contact with the chef throughout the meal. Set your sights on dinner with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options...
Two or Four eMatrix Noninvasive Face-Lifts at Belle Spas (Up to 73% Off)
$199 $550 at Belle Spas - Groupon
A day spa is a place to relax as beauty professionals look after aesthetic needs, whereas a night spa is a place crammed with monsters. Stay on the bright side with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for two eMatrix su...
Swedish Massage for One or Two with Reflexology, Hot Stones, and Aromatherapy at Classic Touch Massage (Half Off)
$45 $90 at Classic Touch Massage - Groupon
Everybody unwinds from a stressful day differently—some people get a massage, while others watch a flame engulf a big pile of tires. Let tension melt away with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for a one-hour Swedish...
10 or 20 Drop-In Zumba Classes at Karina’s School of Dance (Up to 55% Off)
$25 $50 at Karina's School of Dance - Groupon
Moving one's body to the rhythm of music is a natural human instinct, just like running from the sound of lightning or inventing a telephone. Dial up new moves with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for 10 Zumba classe...
Consultation and Up to 20 or 40 Units of Botox at Meridian Family Medical Associates (Half Off)
$149 $300 at Meridian Family Medical Associates - Groupon
Sagging skin makes you look older, which is why it's so coveted by teenagers. Look youthful with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $149 for consultation and injection of up to 20 units of Botox (a $300 value) $299 for cons...
"Michael Jackson ONE" by Cirque du Soleil at Cirque du Soleil
$107 $108 at Cirque du Soleil - Living Social - Expires 08/20/13
Recognized the world over for high-quality artistic entertainment, Cirque du Soleil has brought its unique combination of dance, acrobatics, art, and music to more than 100 million spectators. Be among the first to see the show with...
60- or 90-Minute Massage at Best Massage Ever (Up to 53% Off)
$39 $80 at Best Massage Ever - Groupon
A sore back is often the result of days spent hunching over keyboards or playing catch with wet bags of flour. Get back in the game with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a 60-minute massage (an $80 value) $49 for ...
Haircut and Deep Conditioning with Optional Highlights, or Brazilian Blowout at Lindsey's Hair Designs (Up to 57% Off)
$39 $85 at Lindsey's Hair Designs - Groupon
A good haircut draws attention to the face’s best features, which explains the heavy bangs added on Mount Rushmore to accentuate Teddy Roosevelt’s cheekbones. Acquire a framing fringe with this Groupon. Choose from Three Option...
Massage and Chiropractic Care at Marshall Back & Body Wellness Center (Up to 83% Off). Three Options Available.
$25 $55 at Marshall Back & Body Wellness Center - Groupon
Having sore muscles, like wearing a suit of armor or signing a five-year lease, makes it difficult to move. Evict bodily stress with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for either 30 minutes of muscle tension release ther...
Zipline Adventure for 2 or 4, or Zipline Party for Up to 10 at Zip Nac (Up to 53% Off)
$40 $80 at Zip Nac - Groupon
The need to feel the wind in your hair is best fulfilled by ziplining, though it can also be fulfilled by riding in a convertible, swinging on a tire swing, or getting sneezed on by a jumbo jet. Speed in style with this Groupon. Ch...
$79 for a Full Set of Eyelash Extensions at Amazing Lash Studio ($250 Value)
$79 $250 at Amazing Lash Studio - Groupon
Batting eyelashes can attract amorous glances, convey a bashful smile, or keep glass eyeballs from escaping to pursue careers as marbles. Enhance your lashes' abilities with this Groupon. $79 for a Full Set of Eyelash Extensions ($...
Haircut, Scalp Massage, and Style with Optional Color or Highlights at Bella Madame Salon (Up to 65% Off)
$29 $70 at Bella Madame Salon - Groupon
Like lawns, hairdos require regular trimming and a few strategically placed plastic flamingos to enhance their beauty. Maintain your mane with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a shampoo with scalp massage (a $15 va...
10 or 20 Yoga Classes at Cherry Blossom Yoga (Up to 76% Off)
$49 $200 at Cherry Blossom Yoga - Groupon
Yoga, like sword ownership and sleeping, is an ancient practice whose benefits are just now being appreciated. Reap the rewards of ancient ways of life with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 10 classes (a $100 valu...
One, Three, or Five Semiprivate Aerial Yoga Classes at Sundance Yoga Studio (Up to 70% Off)
$29 $65 at Sundance Yoga Studio - Groupon
Sun salutations are a necessary ritual that keeps our solar body from growing angry and burning libelous graffiti on the Hubble telescope. Help keep cosmic peace with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for one semiprivat...
American Bistro Cuisine at Zunum (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$15 $30 at Zunum - Groupon
Topping the food chain is a tremendous achievement, which is why humans triumphantly plant flag-like toothpicks in burgers and sing the national anthem at their steaks before devouring them. Enjoy life at the top with this Groupon. ...
4, 8, or 12 Weeks of Unlimited Classes from Texas Boot Camp Fitness (Up to 58% Off)
$64 $129 at Texas Boot Camp Fitness - Groupon
As a symbol of group strength, boot campers perform drills together to both boost morale and scare off the synchronized-swimming teams encroaching upon their turf. Train on terra firma with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options ...
Go-Kart Ride and Round of Mini Golf for Two or Four at Zuma Fun Center (Up to 45% Off)
$15 $30 at Zuma Fun Center - Groupon
When Eisenhower designed the Interstate Highway system, he envisioned a lawless, death-race arena where only the fastest could avoid being killed by mechanical gulls. Experience a thrilling fraction of his racing dream with this Gro...
Laser Toenail-Fungus Removal for One or Both Feet at BODYanew MedSpa (Up to 59% Off)
$149 $350 at BODYanew MedSpa - Groupon
Toenail-fungus removal gives shiftless lasers a creative outlet during their spare time, which would otherwise be spent harassing cats and blinding the Hubble Space Telescope. Give a beam a new purpose with this Groupon. Choose Bet...
One-Month Gym Membership with Nine CrossFit Classes for One or Two at Be Fit CrossFit by Body Evolution (Up to 71% Off)
$99 $336 at Be Fit CrossFit by Body Evolution - Groupon
Bodybuilders visualize lifting a weight before actually lifting it, just as businessmen visualize leading a meeting before actually riding in on a stallion. Appear majestic with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a ...
Three Laser Tattoo-Removal Sessions on a 3, 6, or 10 Square Inch Area at The Medispa Institute (Up to 73% Off)
$199 $441 at The Medispa Institute - Groupon
Nothing lasts forever, which is why tattoos can be removed and the earth has its expiration date printed on the floor of the ocean. Wash away the past with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $199 for three laser tattoo-remov...
Ice-Skating and Skate Rentals for Two or Four at Sugar Land Ice & Sports Center (Up to Half Off)
$12 $24 at Sugar Land Ice & Sports Center - Groupon
The frictionless thrill of ice-skating is what people seek whenever they skid across linoleum in socks or dive down the county fair's butter slides. Don't let anything slow you down with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $...
4, 8, or 10 Ultrasonic-Cavitation Slimming Treatments at Rejuvenate Beauty Center (Up to 93% Off)
$89 $1,000 at Rejuvenate Beauty Center - Groupon
Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein's monster. Alter self-perceptions with this Groupon. Choose from Three Opt...
$189 for Five 18-Hole Rounds of Golf and 10 Golf-Lesson Clinics at Wildcat Golf Club (Up to $1,015 Value)
$189 $1,015 at Wildcat Golf Club - Groupon
When Atlantis fell, the only survivors were its golfers, whose vast knowledge of water hazards saw them to safety. Hone game-saving skills with this Groupon. $189 for Five 18-Hole Rounds of Golf and 10 Golf-Lesson Clinics (Up to $1...
Three or Five Eyebrow-Threading Sessions at Aisha's Salon & Spa (Up to 57% Off)
$3 $7 at Aisha's Salon & Spa - Groupon
Hair removal can be difficult, especially the residual patches left over from your past life as a badger. Clear things up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $9 for three eyebrow-threading sessions (a $21 value) $15 for...
Gourmet Chicago-Style Popcorn at Just Poppin Gourmet Popcorn (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$5 $10 at Just Poppin Gourmet Popcorn - Groupon
Popcorn is a good movie snack because you can eat it while keeping your eyes on the screen when Godzilla and Mothra are finally going to kiss. Chew and view with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $5 for $10 worth of gourme...
One, Two, or Three IPL Photofacials at Clearstone Spa (Up to 58% Off)
$99 $199 at Clearstone Spa - Groupon
Like the surface of the moon, faces collect blemishes and craters as the passage of time puts them in the path of increasing numbers of meteorites. Make a positive facial impact with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 fo...
$5.89 for Two Small Subs at Quiznos ($11.78 Value)
$5.89 $11.78 at Quiznos - Groupon
When a sandwich is too big, it can be held together with a toothpick or blended into a purée and spread between two pieces of bread. Keep it together with this Groupon. $5.89 for Two Small Subs ($11.78 Value) The menu conquers ap...
Paint-Your-Own Pieces for One, Two, or Four, or 90-Minute Birthday Party for Up to 15 Kids at Mi Pottery (Up to 55% Off)
$10 $20 at Mi Pottery - Groupon
Archaeologists have allowed us to learn much about ancient cultures, uncovering stone weapons and clay mugs that say "World's Greatest Roman." Create your own artifacts with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $10 for $20 towa...
Three-Hour Introductory Beekeeping Class for One or Two at Round Rock Honey (Up to 68% Off)
$45 $125 at Round Rock Honey - Groupon
Honeybees act as nature's cupid, spreading love from flower to flower by distributing pollen and buzzing the harmonies of Boyz II Men songs. Harvest the nectar of amorous blooms with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 f...
$149 for a Two-Hour Introductory Flight Lesson at American Flyers ($395 Value)
$149 $395 at American Flyers - Groupon
Pilots are the cowboys of the air, roaming the wide-open skies and herding children's runaway balloons. Giddy up, up, and away with this Groupon. $149 for a Two-Hour Introductory Flight Lesson ($395 Value) Instructors guide studen...
8 or 16 Cake Balls at Great Harvest Bread Company (Half Off)
$5 $10 at Great Harvest Bread Company - Groupon
Though breaking bread brings friends together, it tears bread apart. Savor disassembling cakes with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $5 for 8 cake balls (a $10 value) $10 for 16 cake balls (a $20 value) Fresh-baked cake b...
Three or Six Eyebrow-Shaping Sessions at Seva (52% Off)
$10 $21 at Seva - Groupon
Choose Between Two Options $10 for three eyebrow-shaping sessions (a $21 value) $20 for six eyebrow-shaping sessions (a $42 value) Seva cultivates beauty by focusing on services for the brows and face. Skilled technicians tailor...
Reef Kayak Tour for Two or Two-Hour Guided Kayak Tour for Two, Four, or Six from Beach Town Tours (Up to 67% Off)
$35 $80 at Beach Town Tours - Groupon
Kayaking is a workout that surrounds you with nature, like chopping down a tree or escaping from a coffin. Look alive with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $35 for a two-hour sunset-reef or moonlight-reef romantic kayak tou...
Soda-Bottling Plant Tour with Floats for Two, Four, or Six at Dublin Bottling Works (Up to 53% Off)
$10 $19 at Dublin Bottling Works - Groupon
Classic sodas delighted Americans' senses—with their real cane sugar, tongue-tickling bubbles, and spring-loaded snakes hidden beneath every cap. Enjoy modern classic with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for tour ad...
10 or 20 Spinning Classes at HardCore Spin (Up to 77% Off)
$39 $150 at HardCore Spin - Groupon
Core strength is one of the fundamental tenets of health, alongside flexibility and never eating thumbtacks unless they are safely encased in wax. Sharpen your physique with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 10 spi...
One or Two Microdermabrasion Treatments at Royal Thai Day Spa & Salon (57% Off)
$39 $90 at Royal Thai Day Spa & Salon - Groupon
Having wrinkled skin makes you look older, though oddly enough, so does running an iron over your face. Smooth out paradoxes with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one microdermabrasion treatment (a $90 value) $78 ...
One, Two, or Three Custom Spray Tans at The Xtreme Beauty (Up to 70% Off)
$20 $55 at The Xtreme Beauty - Groupon
Maintaining your look can help project a professional image more easily than sewing a three-piece suit from business cards or replacing your head with a briefcase. Finesse your façade with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options ...
Chiropractic Consultation, Exam, and Adjustments with Option for Massage from Dr. Donovan May (Up to 52% Off)
$29 $60 at Dr. Donovan May - Groupon
Much like living with the truth about what's in the secret spice blend, living with a bad back can make life unbearable. Get rid of what's been weighing on you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a chiropractic p...
10 or 20 Zumba Classes at Full Out Dance (Up to 75% Off)
$20 $70 at Full Out Dance - Groupon
Exercising in groups creates a natural camaraderie and defense against roving packs of feral StairMasters. Sweat among the security of others with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for 10 Zumba classes (a $70 value) $3...
Full Set of Eyelash Extensions with or without Filler Treatment at Forever Young Skin Care (Up to 72% Off)
$99 $350 at Forever Young Skin Care - Groupon
Choose Between Two Options $99 for a full set of Xtreme Lashes extensions (a $350 value) $159 for a full set of Xtreme Lashes extensions (a $350 value) and a filler treatment three weeks after the initial visit (a $100 value; a $4...
One, Two, or Three MicroPeel Plus Treatments at Chic Esthetiq Med Spa & Laser Center (Up to 60% Off)
$59 $125 at Chic Esthetiq Med Spa & Laser Center - Groupon
A facial can cleanse your face of accumulated grime, pollution, and the nearly invisible arrows volleyed at you by your tiny enemies. Face them head on with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for one MicroPeel Plus treat...
60-Minute Spa Package for One or 75-Minute Spa Package for Two at Pure Zen Therapy (Up to 64% Off)
$49 $120 at Pure Zen Therapy - Groupon
Inaccessible to the hands, back musculature often falls prey to freeloading Kick Me signs and hitchhiking parrots. Liberate a beleaguered back with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a Pure Bliss or Deep Coconut Bli...
Zoom! Teeth Whitening for One or Two People at Spectrum Dental Group (Up to 75% Off)
$119 $450 at Spectrum Dental Group - Groupon
Humans use their teeth to smile, chew, and hiss at their own reflections. Strengthen your grin with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $119 for a Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment for one person (a $450 value) $229 for a Zoom...
Haircut and Conditioning Treatment with Optional Color at Aisha's Salon & Spa (Up to 59% Off). Three Options Available.
$35 $80 at Aisha's Salon & Spa - Groupon
Spending a day at the salon and spa can make you feel like royalty, much like cleaning out your earwax with a tiny silver spoon. Give yourself a regal makeover with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for a haircut and con...
Two, Four, or Six Microdermabrasions at Skin Solution Studio (Up to 74% Off)
$199 $750 at Skin Solution Studio - Groupon
Facials get rid of excess oil so that you can press your face against puppy-store windows without leaving a print. Look good up close with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for two microdermabrasions (a $250 value) $129...
Pizza, Video Games, and Your Choice of One Activity for Two or Four at Tilt Studio in Katy (Up to 62% Off)
$29 $76 at Tilt Studio - Groupon
Games can be simplified to level the playing field for the entire family, like lowering the basketball hoop or replacing all the Trivial Pursuit questions with Who's your favorite uncle? Work on your short game with this Groupon. C...
$59 for a One-Hour On-Location Photography Session with Print and Digital File from Me o' My Photography ($225 Value)
$59 $225 at Me o' My Photography - Groupon
The only thing better than a button that takes a picture of a friend is a button that takes a picture of a friend and then makes that same friend bring you ice cream. Memorialize the bond with this Groupon. $59 for an On-Location P...
20 Units of Botox or 50 Units of Dysport at New Horizons Medical Clinic (Up to Half Off)
$149 $300 at New Horizons Medical Clinic - Groupon
Becoming an adult means developing a few wrinkles, much like becoming a teenager means driving across the country to meet the scientists that grew you. Escape the inevitable with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $149 for ...
Two- or Three-Hour BYOB Painting Class for One or Two at Merlot 2 Masterpiece (Up to 51% Off)
$19 $39 at Merlot 2 Masterpiece - Groupon
Without paint, Michelangelo would have been limited to sculpture and Monet would have had to express his impressions with emoticons, like the rest of 19th-century Frenchmen. Embrace painterly expression with this Groupon. Choose fr...
One, Two, or Three Brazilian Waxes at Houston SkinSaver (Up to 63% Off)
$39 $85 at Houston SkinSaver - Groupon
Wax has many uses, from removing hair on arms and legs to illuminating the awkwardness of a witch’s first séance. Summon smooth skin successfully with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one Brazilian wax (an $85 v...
$129 for Photofacial with Microdermabrasion at North Cypress Family Practice & Laser Center ($550 Value)
$129 $550 at North Cypress Family Practice & Laser Center - Groupon
Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are helpful, often found assisting slideshow presentations and playing DVDs for people who aren’t entertained by just staring at the shiny part. Let a laser do some good ...
Indoor Rock-Climbing Outing for Two With Optional One-Hour Lesson at Stone Moves Indoor Rock Climbing (Up to 70% Off)
$18 $38 at Stone Moves Indoor Rock Climbing - Groupon
Mankind's underdeveloped climbing skills and inability to digest tin cans are two ways in which evolution left humans inferior to goats. It’s mind over Matterhorn with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $18 for all-day cl...
Custom-Made Shirt with One Suit or Three Ties at C Bespoke (Up to 52% Off)
$499 $1,029 at C Bespoke Custom Clothing & Alterations - Groupon
Without clothing to keep them company, love-letter-filled shoeboxes and love-letter-filled skeletons would find the closet very lonely. Acquire closet companions with this Groupon. Choose from Two Options $499 for one custom-made...
$89 for a One-Hour Boudoir Photo-Shoot Package at Photography by Lazhante' ($257.25 Value)
$89 $257.25 at Photography by Lazhante' - Groupon
A skilled photographer captures a subject's sense of wonder, such as when a baby discovers a flying butterfly or when a baby discovers flying. Document developmental milestones with this Groupon. $89 for a One-Hour Boudoir Photo-Sh...
Indoor Rock-Climbing Outing for Two With Optional One-Hour Lesson at Stone Moves Indoor Rock Climbing (Up to 70% Off)
$18 $38 at Stone Moves Indoor Rock Climbing - Groupon
Mankind's underdeveloped climbing skills and inability to digest tin cans are two ways in which evolution left humans inferior to goats. It’s mind over Matterhorn with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $18 for all-day cl...
Men’s Shoe-Heel Repair or $10 for $20 Worth of Women’s Shoe Repair or Purse and Luggage Repair at Houston Shoe Hospital
$9 $18.95 at Houston Shoe Hospital - Groupon
Shoes work hard all day to support the arches, defend against rocks, and devastate kickballs without any sign of remorse. Prepare your feet for a victory lap with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $9 for a heel repair for m...
Walking Ghost Tour or Three-Hour Ghost-Hunting Experience for Two or Four from Haunted Houston Tours (Up to 56% Off)
$20 $40 at Haunted Houston Tours - Groupon
Ghost tours let you explore your community's spooky side without all the fuss of digging up an actual grave. Unleash the undead with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $20 for a 90-minute historical ghost-walking tour for two...
$8 for $16 Worth of Pizza, Pasta, and Salad at Pizza Fino
$8 $16 at Pizza Fino - Groupon
The best pizzas, like the worst Elvis impersonators, are cheesy, doughy, and often live in cardboard boxes. Eat like a king with this Groupon. $8 for $16 Worth of Pizza, Pasta, and Salad The menu includes chicken parmesan ($9.99) ...
Complete Grooming for Small, Medium, or Large Dog or Cat at 610 Pet Lodge (Half Off)
$25 $50 at 610 Pet Lodge - Groupon
Soaking a dog in water is a good way to get it clean and a bad way to make your own soda. Polish your pup with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for complete grooming for a small cat or dog weighing up to 35 pounds (a $...
One or Two IPL Photofacials at Bodies By Atun (Up to 52% Off)
$75 $150 at Bodies by Atun - Groupon
To attain the rosy glow of flushed cheeks, 18th-century ladies often spent all day outside building snow forts in order to catch deadly consumption. Beautify your face an easier way with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $...
Heart Scan with EKG, Aortic-Aneurysm Screening, and Option of Consultation or Lung Scan at Cardiolife (Up to 95% Off)
$59 $954 at Cardiolife - Groupon
The heart is a sensitive organ that appreciates love songs, baby-animal calendars, and a check-in at least once in a while. Show your heart you care with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a consultation and a heart...
Mexican and Mayan Cuisine at Merida Mexican Restaurant (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$10 $20 at Merida Mexican Restaurant - Groupon
Modern Mexican food was influenced by the cooking methods of its historic cultures, who were among the first to grind corn into tortillas and the first to stuff them with more tortillas. Feed on culinary evolution with this Groupon....
Cut and Conditioning with Option for Color or Highlights at Rock Paper Scissors Hair Studio (Up to 61% Off)
$30 $70 at Rock Paper Scissors Hair Studio - Groupon
A barber uses many tools: shears for cutting, brooms for sweeping, and Barbicide for killing Barbas, demons of fear. Leave it to a professional with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $30 for a haircut and conditioning treat...
Two or Four Laser Spider Vein-Removal Treatments at Laser Technique, LLC by Skin & Laser Diva (87% Off)
$99 $760 at Laser Technique, LLC by Skin & Laser Diva - Groupon
Unblemished skin makes you look like a model, unlike an unblemished legal record, which just makes you look like a shut-in. Strut your stuff with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for two laser vein-removal treatments ...
Three-Course American Dinner for Two or Four with Live Music at Cafe 4212 Jazz Bar & Grill (Up to 52% Off)
$59 $120 at Cafe 4212 Jazz Bar & Grill - Groupon
Watching a show during dinner livens up a meal, just like juggling silverware at the table or paying a violinist to juggle silverware at the table. Get entertained while you eat with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 f...
One or Two Organic Deep-Cleansing Facials or One Anti-Aging Hydration Facial at Faces by 'Tee' (Up to 53% Off)
$39 $80 at Faces by 'Tee' - Groupon
You can learn a lot about people by looking at their faces, such as how they feel about your jokes or whether they have a face, too. Refresh your visage with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one organic deep-cleans...
Mexican Cuisine at Taqueria Taco-Riendo (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$5 $10 at Taqueria Taco-Riendo - Groupon
It's easy to transport yourself south of the border--just visit a Mexican restaurant or hit the "Mexico" button hidden inside every car's glove box. Escape with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $5 for $10 worth of Mexican...
$99 for Photofacial at Perfect Derma ($300 Value)
$99 $300 at Perfect Derma - Groupon
A facial can cleanse your face of accumulated grime, pollution, and the nearly invisible arrows volleyed at you by your tiny enemies. Face them head on with this Groupon. $99 for a Photofacial ($300 Value) A licensed aesthetician ...
Museum and Butterfly Center or Planetarium Access for Two or Four at Houston Museum of Natural Science (Up to 51% Off)
$23 $46 at Houston Museum of Natural Science - Groupon
Science can be a frightening word, particularly when it's listed under cause of death and followed by three exclamation points. Overcome your fear of knowledge with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $23 for a museum outing w...
Interior-Detailing Package for a Small, Medium, or Large Vehicle at Car Toys (Up to 57% Off)
$79 $179.98 at Car Toys - Groupon
A well-cleaned car makes road trips more enjoyable, much like installing a GPS or burning a mix CD of your favorite screams. Make a clean getaway with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $79 for a classic interior detailing pa...
Museum and Butterfly Center or Planetarium Access for Two or Four at Houston Museum of Natural Science (Up to 51% Off)
$23 $46 at Houston Museum of Natural Science - Groupon
Science can be a frightening word, particularly when it's listed under cause of death and followed by three exclamation points. Overcome your fear of knowledge with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $23 for a museum outing w...
Private and Group Dance Lessons at Fred Astaire Dance Studios (Up to 86% Off). Three Options Available.
$35 $250 at Fred Astaire Dance Studios - Groupon
Dance is considered the body's language, which is why Morse code messages are always relayed by tap dancers. Decode rhythms with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for two 25-minute private dance lessons (a $250 value) $...
One or Two One-Hour Acupuncture Sessions, or Express Stress Relief and Cupping Session at Element 5 Om (Up to 68% Off)
$45 $125 at Element 5 Om - Groupon
Acupuncture is said to unblock the body's energy pathways, similar to the way a busy sidewalk is easily cleared by poking pedestrians with a javelin. Remove troublesome obstacles with this Groupon. Choose Between Three Options $4...
18 Holes of Golf with Cart Rental and Range Balls for Two or Four from Gantz Management Group (Up to 59% Off)
$35 $70 at Gantz Management Group - Groupon
Golfers learn to see clubs as extensions of their own bodies by learning to eat soup with sand wedges and caressing their spouses' faces with putters. Foster club familiarity with this Groupon. Choose from Six Options $35 for a r...
Partial or Full Set of Eyelash Extensions at Apple Lash Studio (Up to 68% Off)
$59 $150 at Apple Lash Studio - Groupon
Long lashes are a symbol of glamour, unlike short lashes, which are an indication that a person leans in too close to fires. Get smoldering glances with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a partial set of eyelash ex...
Mexican Food at Aztecas Margarita Bar & Grill (Up to 52% Off). Two Options Available.
$12 $25 at Aztecas Margarita Bar & Grill - Groupon
Nachos, like romantic comedies, are often cheesy and attract crowds when Salma Hayek appears in them. See what all the fuss is about with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for $25 worth of Mexican food $20 for $40 wort...
Screen Repair for iPhone 3 or 4 or iPad, or iPhone 4 Color Conversion at Phone Repair Experts (Up to 59% Off)
$29 $70 at Phone Repair Experts - Groupon
Without modern electronics, mankind would have limited access to Bach's symphonies, Hitchcock's films, and Bob Saget's dog and baby voiceovers. Maintain entertaining appliances with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $29 for ...
$29 for a One-Hour Deep-Tissue or Swedish Massage at Lordex Spine Institute in League City ($69.95 Value)
$29 $70 at Lordex Spine Institute - Groupon
Massage helps relieve aches caused by old sports injuries or a habit of entering buildings by motorcycling through the windows. Rev up the relaxation with this Groupon. $29 for a One-Hour Deep-Tissue or Swedish Massage ($69.95 Valu...
60-Minute Women's Swedish Massage with Optional Hot Stones or Bamboo Treatment at Massage Vital' (Up to 55% Off)
$39 $80 at Massage Vital' - Groupon
Massages soothe muscles sore from naps in uncomfortable chairs and long nights of aggressive rapid eye movement. Recover from relaxing with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a 60-minute women's Swedish massage (an ...
Four-Week Weight-Loss Program for One or Two from BaroSolutions Wellness and Weight Loss (Up to 95% Off)
$49 $699 at BaroSolutions Wellness and Weight Loss - Groupon
Losing weight can be life altering, especially when you consider that your dog may no longer recognize and love you. Become a new you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a four-week weight-loss and wellness prog...
Four-Week Boot Camp for One or Two at Houston Adventure Boot Camp (Up to 79% Off)
$75 $360 at Houston Adventure Boot Camp - Groupon
Boot camps take their name from the fact that new naval recruits used to be called “boots,†due to their habit of clinging to their commanding officers’ ankles. Toughen up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 f...
$79 for a Facial with Peel, Hand or Foot Scrub, and Massage at Limitless Medspa ($175 Value)
$79 $175 at Limitless Medspa - Groupon
A day at the spa is as relaxing as the first eight weeks living alone on a submarine. Succumb to the silence with this Groupon. $79 for a Spa Package ($175 Value) Facial with a pumpkin-enzyme glycolic peel (a $125 value) Hand or ...
Laser Nail-Fungus Removal for One or Both Feet at Reflections Medical Spa (Up to 72% Off)
$139 $500 at Reflections Medical Spa - Groupon
Fungus seeks out warm, dark places to dwell, which is why it's commonly found lurking in shoes and within the hearts of men. Shine a light with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $139 for laser nail-fungus removal for one f...
Cajun-Style Seafood at Fish Place (Half Off). Three Options Available.
$10 $20 at Fish Place - Groupon
Southern cuisine varies greatly by region, from the Cajun and creole dishes of Louisiana to the bags of granulated sugar served at Disney World. Sample the South with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for $20 worth of C...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Skinrevite (Up to 88% Off)
$149 $1,200 at Skinrevite - Groupon
Modern spa treatments help people stay beautiful without having to spend years in a dark room to keep their skin fresh. Get out there with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $149 for six laser hair-removal sessions on a smal...
Tinting for Five or Seven Car Windows at Sound FX (Half Off)
$139 $280 at Sound FX - Groupon
The development of modern tinting methods appeased car owners frustrated by their inability to fit tinted windows over their prescription windows. Make your ride cooler with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $139 for tinti...
Shellac CND Manicure and Voir Pedicure, Voir Mani-Pedi, or Shellac CND Manicure at Voir Salon & Spa (Up to 53% Off)
$39 $79 at Voir Salon & Spa - Groupon
Getting a manicure is the most caring thing you can do for your hands aside from running them through the beard of a kindly old man. Refresh your digits with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a Shellac CND manicure ...
Visit for Two, Four, or Six, or a Birthday Party for Up to 10 Kids at Pirates! Legends of the Gulf Coast (Up to 58% Off)
$10 $20 at Pirates! Legends of the Gulf Coast - Groupon
Museums show us how people used to live: in history museums with all their possessions behind glass display cases. Intrude on the past with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $10 for admission for two (up to a $20 value) $18 f...
6 Beginner Classes with Option for 8 Regular Classes, or 12 Regular Classes at CrossFit Armada (Up to 70% Off)
$25 $70 at CrossFit Armada - Groupon
Like a prison break, a workout involves running, climbing, rowing a boat, and playing a quick game of racquetball. Break free from routine with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a 6-class beginner’s CrossFit cours...
Heart of the Tunnel Walk or Historic-Downtown Pub Crawl for 2, 4, or 12 from Houston Urban Adventures (Up to 51% Off)
$30 $60 at Houston Urban Adventures - Groupon
A comprehensive tour of a city is a good way to get a feel for its history, discover its coolest hangouts, and figure out where you left your car. Take an enlightening hike around downtown with this Groupon. Choose from Three Optio...
Two or Four Laser Spider-Vein-Removal Treatments at Inkfree, MD (Up to 86% Off)
$119 $598 at Inkfree, MD - Groupon
Like the robotics laboratory your parents assembled you in, veins were never meant for you to see. Conceal your components with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $119 for two 30-minute laser spider-vein treatments (a $598 ...
Classic Eyelash Extensions with Option of Two Refills at Maquillage Pro Beauty (59% Off)
$149 $325 at Maquillage Pro Beauty - Groupon
Batting long eyelashes can fan the flames of love or extinguish the flames of really tiny fires. Look hot with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for classic eyelash extensions (a $195 value) $149 for classic eyelash ex...
Three-Course Dinner for Two or Four at Ray’s Gourmet Country (Up to Half Off)
$42 $84 at Ray's Gourmet Country - Groupon
Being waited on in a restaurant makes you feel like royalty, only without the abiding hatred of democracy. Feast in comfort with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $42 for a gourmet American dinner for two on Thursday–Satu...
Two or Three Laser Spider-Vein Treatments at Dr. Shel Wellness & Medical Spa (Up to 80% Off)
$179 $900 at Dr. Shel Wellness & Medical Spa - Groupon
Spider veins don't have to stay with you forever, unlike the disgusting memory of the first time you saw your parents hug. Undo the damage with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $179 for two laser spider-vein treatments (a...
Nail-Fungus Treatment for One or Both Feet at Laser Nail Therapy Clinic (Up to 70% Off)
$249 $750 at Laser Nail Therapy Clinic - Groupon
Fungus-causing bacteria thrive in dark places, such as on shower-room floors, in gym shoes, or in the shadow of a passing comet. Keep digits safe with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $249 for a laser nail-fungus treatmen...
One, Two, or Three Months of Unlimited Yoga and Mat Pilates Classes at Pure Balance (Up to 85% Off)
$39 $120 at Pure Balance - Groupon
Adopting exercises from other cultures can help shake up a workout, which explains the growing popularity of that sport in which Scottish throw logs. Speak the universal language—sweating—with this Groupon. Choose from Three Op...
Auto-Glass Replacement at A & A Auto Glass Discounters & Body Shop (Up to 82% Off). Two Options Available.
$20 $105 at A & A Auto Glass Discounters & Body Shop - Groupon
As the car's optical center, the windshield needs to be carefully maintained to keep its gaze from wandering whenever it passes a newly painted Corvette or re-asphalted parking lot. Keep your car's eyes on the road with this Groupon...
One, Three, or Five Microdermabrasion Treatments at Amerejuve (Up to 63% Off)
$59 $125 at Amerejuve - Groupon
Microdermabrasion takes a gentle approach to softening faces, unlike taking a hair dryer to a smug-looking snowman. Smooth things over with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for one microdermabrasion treatment (a $125 v...
6 or 12 Indoor Bounce Sessions at Jump On In (54% Off)
$22 $48 at Jump On In - Groupon
Kids are expert jumpers because they're incredibly flexible and gravity hasn't had much time to build up ill will toward them. Stick it to gravity and go for a bounce with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for 6 open-j...
Cake-Pop Baking-and-Decorating Class for Two or Four or Cake-Pop Party for Up to 10 at Tastee Tee’s (Up to 56% Off)
$45 $100 at Tastee Tee's - Groupon
Cake balls use butter and eggs just like regular cakes do, except that the butter and eggs come from tiny cows and chickens. Smaller is sweeter with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for a two-hour cake-pop baking-and-d...
Haircut and Conditioning with Option for Color or Partial or Full Highlights at Milan's Hair Studio (Up to 53% Off)
$35 $70 at Milan's Hair Studio - Groupon
Cultural icons often have signature hairstyles, from Little Orphan Annie's luscious red curls to the bald cap hiding Michael Jordan's luscious red curls. Find your own iconic look with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 ...
One or Three Brazilian Waxes at La Paz Day Spa & Salon (Up to 56% Off)
$35 $75 at La Paz Day Spa & Salon - Groupon
Hair grows all over the body, which makes it nearly impossible to painlessly remove band-aids or emerge unscathed from a vat of honey. Remove your coat of hair with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one Brazilian w...
One, Two, or Four LipoLaser Treatments or Body Transformation Package at Lipolaser Centers of America (Up to 86% Off)
$89 $425 at Lipolaser Centers of America - Groupon
Slimming down takes conscious effort, just like remembering to blink frequently enough to keep other people from getting suspicious. Fit in with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $89 for a package with one LipoLaser treatment...
Artisan Flatbreads and Small Plates at The Cellar Door (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$10 $20 at The Cellar Door - Groupon
True wine connoisseurs teach themselves to distinguish varietals, select perfect food pairings, and cry pure chardonnay. Start by snacking with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of artisan food selections...
One or Two IPL Photofacial Treatments at Institute of Cosmetic Surgery (Up to 69% Off)
$99 $300 at Institute of Cosmetic Surgery - Groupon
A photofacial can help you look like your old self, much like squeezing into your childhood overalls and showing up on your old kindergarten teacher's doorstep asking for juice. Recapture youth with this Groupon. Choose Between Two...
60-Minute Swedish, Deep-Tissue, or Hot-Stone Massage for One or Two at Southerland Chiropractic (Up to 57% Off)
$39 $80 at Southerland Chiropractic - Groupon
Massage therapy is one of the best ways to relieve stress, ranking right alongside screaming into a fish tank or drop-kicking your least favorite sports mascot. Strong-arm deep aches into submission with this Groupon. Choose Betwee...
Six Group Dance Lessons for One, or Two Private Dance Lessons for One or Two at Art, Wine & Tango (Up to 74% Off)
$60 $180 at Art, Wine & Tango - Groupon
Although honeybees instinctually communicate through dance, humans who attempt to do so without proper training risk insulting the queen or eating the wrong flowers. Hone buzz-worthy abilities with this Groupon. Choose Between Two ...
$65 for a Boudoir Package with Hair and Makeup, a One-Hour Photo Shoot, and Print Credit at Hawt Shots ($350 Value)
$65 $350 at Hawt Shots - Groupon
Getting photos taken is a great way to document your beauty and convince yourself at any given moment that you're not just a brain floating in a jar somewhere. Get existential evidence with this Groupon. $65 for a Two-Hour Boudoir ...
One, Three, or Six Laser Tattoo-Removal Sessions at Tat2Removers.com (Up to 72% Off)
$49 $175 at Tat2Removers.com - Groupon
Nothing lasts forever, which is why tattoos can be removed and the earth has its expiration date printed on the floor of the ocean. Wash away the past with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for one laser tattoo-removal ...
8 or 12 CrossFit Classes or One Month of Unlimited CrossFit Classes at CrossFit Graffiti (Up to 79% Off)
$29 $140 at CrossFit Graffiti - Groupon
Staying healthy can prime you for life's challenges, from running a marathon to running from the people in an evil marathon. Get ready for anything with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for 8 CrossFit classes (a $140 v...
One or Three Dermalogica Facials with Paraffin Hand Treatments at Angel Day Spa and Salon (Up to 54% Off)
$55 $109 at Angel Day Spa and Salon - Groupon
Faces require constant attention to keep them under control, like a child who questions the media. Maintain order with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $55 for one 60-minute Dermalogica facial with a paraffin hand treatme...
Facial and Massage with Optional Manicure and Organic Pedicure at Voir Salon & Spa (Up to 66% Off)
$89 $259 at Voir Salon & Spa - Groupon
Getting a facial is the most caring thing you can do for your face aside from pressing it deeply into the hands of a kindly old man. Refresh your face with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89 for a spa package (a $259 tot...
Laser Toenail-Fungus-Removal Treatment for One or Both Feet at Your Total Foot Care Specialist (Up to 70% Off)
$199 $497 at Your Total Foot Care Specialist - Groupon
Podiatrists use lasers to remove fungus from the body, just as NASA scientists use lasers to remove Soviet flags from the surface of the moon. Take a giant leap for lasers with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for a ...
One or Two Pixel Laser Resurfacing Treatments at Institute of Cosmetic Surgery (Up to 55% Off)
$275 $550 at Institute of Cosmetic Surgery - Groupon
Every time dead skin cells are removed from your body, they reveal a new layer of skin, until finally, all that remains is a Russian matryoshka doll painted to resemble your skeleton. Reveal the radiance that lies beneath with this ...
Laser Tattoo Removal for Area Up to 3, 6, or 12 Square Inches at Chic Esthetiq Med Spa & Laser Center (67% Off)
$150 $450 at Chic Esthetiq Med Spa & Laser Center - Groupon
Lasers are streams of energy that destroy tattoos, just as parades are streams of people that destroy Snoopy's body image. Get skin worth parading with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $150 for three laser tattoo-removal s...
One, Three, or Six Diamond-Peel Facials or Microdermabrasion Treatments at Organic Heavenly Skin Care (Up to 78% Off)
$49 $130 at Organic Heavenly Skin Care - Groupon
It's healthy to feel beautiful in your own skin because those positive thoughts tell your body to stop molting every night at midnight. Send the right signals with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for one 60-minute dia...
Tours for Two or Four at Beer Can House (Half Off)
$5 $10 at Beer Can House - Groupon
To be considered a historical landmark, buildings must be at least 50 years old and contain at least one Founding Father's skeleton. Feel history in your bones with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $5 for a guided tour of...
Laser Toenail-Fungus Removal for One or Both Feet at Inkfree, MD (Up to 60% Off)
$199 $499 at Inkfree, MD - Groupon
The foot holds more nerve endings than any other part of the body, which is why stubbing your toe is the worst way to die. Watch your step with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for laser toenail-fungus removal for on...
Consultation and Up to 25 or 50 Units of Botox at Royal Oaks Medical Spa N Skin Care Clinic (Up to 57% Off)
$149 $350 at Royal Oaks Medical Spa N Skin Care Clinic - Groupon
Smile and frown lines form during sleep, either from dreams about meeting cool celebrities or nightmares about their beautiful faces crawling with bugs. Get a Hollywood look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $149 for ...
Four or Six Weeks of Unlimited Boot-Camp Classes at Mean Green Boot Camp (Up to 93% Off)
$55 $605 at Mean Green Boot Camp - Groupon
Flipping a tire end over end is both a common boot-camp exercise and a gross misunderstanding of what the wheel was meant to do. Rethink conventions with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $55 for four weeks of unlimited bo...
Quickie Boudoir Photo Shoot with a 5â€x7†Print, a Mounted 11â€x14†Print, or Both at Imaging Studios (Up to 73% Off)
$119 $347 at Imaging Studios - Groupon
The great romantic painters had the same goal: craft an image so beautiful it would come to life and marry them. Be a work of art with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for a quickie boudoir photo shoot with a 5â€x7â€...
Two or Four Ultra Lipo Body-Contouring Treatments with Infrared-Sauna Sessions at Belle Spas (Up to 79% Off)
$149 $600 at Belle Spas - Groupon
A day spa is a place to relax as beauty professionals look after aesthetic needs, whereas a night spa is a place crammed with monsters. Stay on the bright side with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $149 for two Ultra Lipo...
$29 for Three Wheel Deal Car-Wash Packages at Colonial Car Wash ($62.97 Value)
$29 $63 at Colonial Car Wash - Groupon
A car wash can make an old vehicle look new or a stolen vehicle look so beloved that the original owner will concede you're taking better care of it. Get away clean with this Groupon. $29 for Three Wheel Deal Car-Wash Packages ($62...
Cut and Conditioning with Optional Partial or Full Highlights or Color at Sammy's Salon Spa and Tanning (Up to 68% Off)
$29 $75 at Sammy's Salon Spa and Tanning - Groupon
Regular salon visits help keep hairstyles fresh and prevent scissors from turning to a life of crime. Make sure scissors stay gainfully employed with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a haircut and conditioning trea...
One or Three Infrared Body Wraps at Your Nail Palace and Spa (Up to 77% Off)
$29 $99 at Your Nail Palace and Spa - Groupon
Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that's covered in canola oil. Enlist expert help with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one infrared body wrap (a ...
BYOB Art Class for One or Two at Art, Wine and Tango (Up to 54% Off)
$17 $35 at Art, Wine and Tango - Groupon
Choose Between Two Options $17 for a BYOB art class for one (up to a $35 value) $32 for a BYOB art class for two (up to a $70 value) Art instructors teach a classroom of students the step-by-step techniques needed to re-create a...
One or Three 60- or 90-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massages at HealthSource (Up to 54% Off)
$39 $79 at HealthSource - Groupon
Getting a massage is the only way to get another person to stroke your back, unless you have a petting zoo, a goat mask, and no shame. Finally relax with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $39 for one 60-minute Swedish or dee...
Permanent Eyeliner, Brow Filler, or Eyelash Enhancement at Royal Beauty Clinic (Up to 68% Off). Three Options Available.
$175 $500 at Royal Beauty Clinic - Groupon
Leaving makeup on overnight can clog your pores and make your pillow look like it's filled with leaky fruit. Find a sweet solution with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $175 for permanent upper and lower eyeliner or eyebro...
One, Three, or Five Microdermabrasion Treatments at Up Close Beauty Max (Up to 65% Off)
$39 $90 at Up Close Beauty Max - Groupon
Taking care of your skin can make you look like a movie star, much like standing in front of a green wall and screaming in terror at an alien that no one can see. Get ready for your close-up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Opt...
Aka Japanese Cuisine Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $10
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Another hard day? Looking for someplace to unwind? Aka Japanese Cuisine is your home away from home. Friendly atmosphere, superb food, and a staff who care. And best of all it is a perfect place to relax with friends and family, co-...
Al Aseel Coupon - $100 Gift Certificate for $40
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Al Aseel promises good food, relaxing surroundings and great service at a price that won't break your budget. Our friendly staff will prepare your dishes with a smile, and serve you food you are sure to enjoy. And, all at a price th...
Amore Mangola's Italian Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $2
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Mangola's Italian Restaurant is proud to have great recipes, combining fresh ingredients to create authentic Italian food that you'll enjoy with family and friends. Any occasion is appropriate to share a good cheese with a good win...
Angus Grill and Brazilian Steakhouse Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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This tradition was brought through the centuries, always keeping the same quality and flavor, in the form of good service, happy atmosphere, and the barbecue served by Angus Grill.To honor the tradition of Churrasco preparation, as ...
Anthony's Pizza Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $2
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Anthony's Pizza promises good food, relaxing surroundings and great service at a price that won't break your budget. Our friendly staff will prepare your dishes with a smile, and serve you food you are sure to enjoy. And all at a pr...
Arcodoro Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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This beautiful Galleria Italian restaurant reflects owner Efisio Farris' Sardinian heritage and the simple rustic cuisine rich in the flavors and textures of his island. The menu shines with inventive dishes including carpaccios, ri...
Ashford Pub Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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N/A...N/A...Sports bar with NFL Sunday Ticket. Big Screen TV's. New Happy Hour special every day. Steak Dinner Nights on Wednesdays and Bands every weekend. Come have a beer and enjoy great company.
Azteca's Bar & Grill Mexican Restaurant Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $2
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Drop into Azteca's Bar & Grill Mexican Restaurant for good times and great food. The restaurant is a neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmosphere that you and your friends are sure to enjoy. Azteca's Bar & ...
Bistro Lancaster Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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Drop into Bistro Lancaster for good times and great food. The restaurant is a neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmosphere that you and your friends are sure to enjoy. Bistro Lancaster also features a frien...
Cafe Byblos Mediterranean Restaurant Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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We offer family atmosphere great tasting food with the finest and freshest ingredients with a special touch of home-style cooking. That will fit for your low fat low calories diet or just want to eat a healthier meal. "We serve Medi...
Cafe cubano Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $2
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Original authentic Cuban cuisine with a feel of Miami in Houston.
Cafe Layal Midtown Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out Cafe Layal Midtown. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. The m...
Cafe Piquet Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $4
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"When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out Cafe Piquet. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. The menu at...
Cafe Pita Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out Cafe Pita. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. The menu at Ca...
Cafe Pita + Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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Cafe Pita+ was established in 2006 by two friends Omer and Slobodan (Bobo) with the idea of introducing Bosnian cuisine to Houston which is a great fusion of Turkish, Greek and Italian food with a touch of Slavic influence. All our ...
Cafe Taraiz Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $4
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Cafe Taraiz is a family friendly cafe. We serve traditional American food like hamburgers, salad, pasta and a variety of sandwiches. We also offer Mediterranean food, hummus, falafel, kabobs and much more. Cafe Taraiz has something ...
Canyon Cafe Houston Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $10
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Southwestern Cuisine at it's BEST!!! Canyon Café would like to invite you to come, bring the family and enjoy a wonderful experience in the cozy atmosphere of a fine southwestern grill. There are so many great menu choices at , you...
Casa Dominguez Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $4
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The menu at Casa Dominguez features a wide array of great selections, made from only the freshest and highest quality ingredients, with something sure to please every member of your group. Casa Dominguez has established itself as on...
Catrachito Restaurant Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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Welcome! We specialize in delicious and reasonably priced cuisine, including our house specialties and other customer favorites. Our cuisine entrees are served in a relaxed and welcoming setting that you and your friends and family ...
Cattleguard Restaurant Coupon - $50 Gift Certificate for $20
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Welcome to Cattleguard Restaurant! We specialize in delicious and reasonably priced cuisine, including our house specialties and other customer favorites. Our cuisine entrees are served in a relaxed and welcoming setting that you an...
Chatters Cafe and Bistro Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $10
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It cannot be said that we offer one cuisine. rather. ours is a patchwork from many regions. In our food you will find authenticity and simplicity with the highest regard for freshness. We do not use additives or preservatives Our mi...
Chef Ding Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $4
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When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to checkout Chef Ding. The restaurant is located in one of the area's mostpleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine.The menu at Chef ...
Chef's Indian Cuisine Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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Restaurant located around the corner facing the lakeside estates on the east side
Chicharrones El Guero Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $4
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Great Authentic Mexican Food! Come on in and have some great tasting, tacos, tortas, or gorditas. All the meat is freshly made and seasoned to perfection. Stop in on a Saturday or Sunday, and treat yourself to Houston's finest Menud...
Coaches Pub Midtown Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out Coaches Pub Midtown. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. The ...
Crave Sushi Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $2
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We are excited to present an exquisite menu by Executive Chef Robert Garay of Hyde Park, NY. We hope you enjoy Crave's beautiful style of dining and experience the elegant taste of Japanese cuisine. Crave Sushi is a modern sushi res...
Crossroads at House of Blues Coupon - $50 Gift Certificate for $20
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Welcome to Crossroads at House of Blues! House of Blues showcases the diversity of live music by presenting nearly every genre of music on its stages. Crossroads at House of Blues also celebrates this spirit of diversity. The cuisin...
Dickey's Barbecue Pit Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out Dickey's Barbecue Pit. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. Th...
El Hidalguense Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $2
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Welcome to El Hidalguense! We specialize in delicious and reasonablypriced cuisine, including our house specialties and other customerfavorites. Our cuisine entrees are served in a relaxed and welcoming settingthat you and your frie...
El Imperial Mexican Restaurant Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $2
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There is something about authentic Mexican cuisine that gets the taste buds going and lets the appetite run wild. El Imperial Mexican Restaurant offers diners warm hospitality and mouth-watering cuisine that will not easily be forgo...
Eurasia Fusion Sushi Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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Welcome! We specialize in delicious and reasonably priced cuisine, including our house specialties and other customer favorites. Our cuisine entrees are served in a relaxed and welcoming setting that you and your friends and family ...
Extraordinary Cakes and Catering by Kay Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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Welcome! We specialize in delicious and reasonably priced cuisine, including our house specialties and other customer favorites. Our cuisine entrees are served in a relaxed and welcoming setting that you and your friends and family ...
Face2 Restaurant Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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Face2 lounge & bar boasts provides a calming atmosphere with an elegant design which makes the space a favorite of individual, corporate and non-profit groups we specialize in private functions and special events. Our space can acco...
Four Friend's Tea Room Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $4
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Our charming little tea room is a great place to shop, enjoy a delicious lunch, afternoon tea, or celebrate . Help us celebrate our fifth year anniversary with our new hours. We are now open 11am until 8pm Mon-Fri. Stop by and enjoy...
Fratelli's ristorante Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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Good news neighbors! Fratelli's has moved to our very own neighborhood! Fratelli's is a successful well established restaurant which has had a stellar ten-year run over on 290 and is now a part of this wonderful community. Now with...
Fuad's Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out Fuad's. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. The menu at Fuad'...
Gourmet India Coupon - $15 Gift Certificate for $6
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Come visit Gourmet India to engage in sensations you always thought were surreal. Anything and everything for anyone and everyone can be spruced together to fit the likings of any palate - from a mild, soothing yogurt based sauce to...
Graziana's Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $4
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Casual atmosphere, fun and the friendliest staff. No matter what your group's taste, Graziana's has the food and fun for everyone involved.
Gugliani's (Meyerland) Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $10
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The menu at Gugliani's is all simply prepared using the finest and freshest ingredients in both traditional and authentic recipes. Our Pizza is quite simply The Best ! And, we offer a Fresh Fish selection each day. Enjoy our menu at...
Hardy Grill Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $2
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Established in 2011. This is a family owned and oriented business that welcomes all. We put our heart into preparing hot, fresh food seasoned to perfection and expect you taste the love in every bite. We're small in size but hope to...
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