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Two or Four Photofacials at La Belle Femme, Medical Esthetician, Laser & Electrolysis Technician (Up to 82% Off)
C$129 C$600 at La Belle Femme, Medical Esthetician, Laser & Electrolysis Technician - Groupon - Expires 05/28/13
When skin gets dry, it flakes off like a snowflake—which would be beautiful if it weren't a dead part of you. Get a flurry of compliments with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $129 for two photofacials (a $600 value) $2...
Sewing Fundamentals or Sewing Fundamentals 2 Class or Screenprinting Class at The Make Den (Up to 56% Off)
C$79 C$179 at The Make Den - Groupon - Expires 05/28/13
Knowing how to sew can come in handy in numerous scenarios, such as patching up a favourite pair of jeans or concealing a flask inside a teddy bear. Nurture your sutures with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $79 for a four...
$75 for a Spa Package with a Facial, Massage, Paraffin Dip, and Body Scrub at Mee Skin Care ($253 Value)
C$75 C$253 at Mee Skin Care - Groupon - Expires 05/28/13
Love means never having to say you're sorry, but beauty means never having to pause at stoplights. Shift your appearance into fifth gear with this Groupon. $75 for a Spa Package ($253 Value) 45-minute hydrating facial 30-minute ...
Three or Six Kangoo Jump Exercise Classes at Kangoo Club Toronto (Up to 77% Off)
C$19 C$75 at Kangoo Club Toronto - Groupon - Expires 05/28/13
Sweat is your body's way of letting you cool off during a workout and slide home on your belly afterward. Get a running start with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for three Kangoo jump exercise classes with boot re...
$20 for $40 Worth of Sushi and Japanese Cuisine at District
C$20 C$40 at District - Groupon - Expires 05/28/13
Sushi brings together two things commonly thrown at weddings—rice and raw fish. Celebrate a beautiful union with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Sushi and Japanese Cuisine and Drinks Menu highlights include maki rolls—such ...
$19 for One Dozen Assorted Macarons or Mini Cupcakes at Sugartiers ($42 Value)
C$19 C$42 at Sugartiers - Groupon - Expires 05/28/13
Cupcakes are everything great about full-size cakes but are smaller and come in a free wrapper, which looks like a tiny coffee filter and will make your desk smell like cake for two days. Appreciate the little things with this Group...
Three-Course Prix Fixe Italian Dinner for Two or Four at Sabatino's Ristorante (Up to 56% Off)
C$59 C$124 at Sabatino’s Ristorante - Groupon - Expires 05/28/13
Pasta became a staple of Italian fare after Roman Emperor Caligula famously appointed a plate of lasagna to the Senate. Elect to eat decadently with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a three-course prix fixe Italian...
Eco-Adventure Kids’ Camp for One or Three Weeks at Bowmanville Zoo (Up to 52% Off). 12 Options Available.
C$197.50 C$395 at Bowmanville Zoo - Groupon - Expires 05/29/13
Lions are unpredictable creatures, which is why you should never approach them in the wild or depend on them to babysit your pet gazelle. Have a brush with the animal kingdom with this Groupon. Choose from Twelve Options $197.50 f...
Three-Hour Scooter Rental for One or Two from Green Choice Moto (Up to 58% Off)
C$15 C$30 at Green Choice Moto - Groupon - Expires 05/29/13
Electric scooters combine a car's ability to effortlessly motor from point A to B with a bicycle's ability to come when its owner whistles. Hit the road with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for a three-hour scooter r...
Resort on Pender Harbour at Sunshine Coast Resort
C$299 C$490 at Sunshine Coast Resort - Living Social - Expires 06/05/13
Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for Two in a Superior One-Bedroom Suite, Sundays through Thursdays from Now to June 20 or September 20 to October 20 • Upgrade to Friday and Saturday Stays for an Additional $20 per Night Paid to the...
Downtown Montreal Hotel at Hôtel du Fort
C$129 C$228 at Hôtel du Fort - Living Social - Expires 06/05/13
Escape Kit • A One-Night Stay for Two in a Signature King Room • Daily Buffet Breakfast for Two • Early 1 p.m. Check-In and Late 1 p.m. Checkout • Combine Unlimited Vouchers for an Extended Stay The Destination Named a UNESC...
On-Location Photo Shoot for Four with Prints at Kayla Boyle Photography
C$99 C$460 at Kayla Boyle Photography - Living Social - Expires 06/05/13
You could take a mental picture of your family's finest moments, but then you'd have a treasured memory that no one else could enjoy. Share those mental close-ups with this deal from Kayla Boyle Photography: • $99 ($460 value) fo...
Eye Exam, Consultation, and $150 of Glasses at Vision Express
C$39 C$230 at Vision Express - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Enjoy sharper vision -- and the sharper look that comes with it -- with this deal from Vision Express, which boasts two convenient locations in Brampton and Mississauga: • $39 ($230 value) for $150 to spend on prescription glasse...
Introductory Tutoring Package at Sylvan Learning Centre
C$99 C$580 at Sylvan Learning Centre - Living Social - Expires 06/05/13
Help your child excel in reading, writing, math, and more with this deal from Sylvan Learning Centre, which boasts patient, knowledgable teachers with decades of experience and 24 convenient locations scattered in and beyond the GTA...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Sessions on a Small, Medium. Large, or Extra-Large Area at New Skin Laser Clinic (Up to 78% Off)
$99 $450 at Newskin Laser Clinic - Groupon - Expires 05/27/13
Before laser hair removal, the most effective way to remove hair was either waxing it or asking the village dragon to administer a nonfatal singeing. Don't risk it with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $99 for six laser hai...
3.5-Hour Weekday Intro to Sailing Trip or a Private Sailing Trip Tuesday-Friday from Gone Sailing Adventures.
C$55 C$110 at Gone Sailing Adventures - Groupon - Expires 05/27/13
Choose Between Two Options $55 per person for a 3.5-Hour Weekday Intro to Sailing Trip (a $110 value per person) $700 for a Private 3.5-Hour Sailing Trip on Tuesday-Friday for up to Ten People (a $1100 value) During the weekday ...
60-Minute Individual or Couples Hot-Stone Massage at Perfect Health Centre (Up to 69% Off)
C$39 C$110 at Perfect Health Centre - Groupon - Expires 05/27/13
Muscle aches can be caused by many day-to-day tasks, including lying in bed for hours just thinking about everything. Finally relax with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a 60-minute individual hot-stone massage (a...
Interior-Exterior Auto Detail with Option for High-Speed Buffing and Seat Shampooing at Nanak Car Wash (Up to 59% Off)
C$49 C$109 at Nanak Car Wash - Groupon - Expires 05/27/13
Eating in your car quickly leads to a mess of lobster shells on the dashboard and clarified butter in the cup holders. Keep a clean car with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a bronze detailing package (a $109 value...
10 or 15 CrossFit Classes at CrossFit 4 Times (Up to 86% Off)
C$29 C$180 at CrossFit 4 Time - Groupon - Expires 05/27/13
A trainer yelling encouragement can help you run faster, like wearing a new pair of sneakers or being chased by a man made of knives. Get moving with this Groupon. Choose between Two Options 

 $29 for 10 CrossFit classes (a ...
Three-Course Italian Dinner for Two or Four at C House Lounge Café (Up to 55% Off)
C$29.99 C$61 at C House Lounge Café - Groupon - Expires 05/27/13
Being waited on in a restaurant makes you feel like royalty, only without the abiding hatred of democracy. Feast in comfort with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29.99 for an Italian dinner for two (up to a $61 total valu...
Four Manicures or Pedicures at Eternal Beauty (Up to 61% Off)
C$39 C$72 at Eternal Beauty - Groupon - Expires 05/27/13
A spa makes it seem like your troubles are a thousand miles away, especially if the spa is a thousand miles away from that zoo you let all the apes out of. Escape with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for four manicur...
Three-Hour Single-Room Design with Two Floor Plans at Closet Access Design and Staging
C$135 C$275 at Closet Access Design and Staging - Living Social - Expires 06/18/13
Transform the look and feel of your home into the stuff dreams are made of with this deal from Closet Access Design and Staging, which offers professional design and planning services every Monday through Saturday: • $135 ($275 v...
Four-Course Prix Fixe Dinner for Two at Toula Ristorante & Bar
C$89 C$224 at Toula Ristorante & Bar - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
Sometimes, shaking out of your troubled mood is as easy as a change of scenery. Grab some perspective with this deal from Toula Ristorante & Bar, located on the 38th floor of the Westin Harbour Castle: • $89 ($224 value) for ...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments for a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Ideal Laser Center (Up to 74% Off)
C$99 C$384 at Ideal Laser Center - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
Before modern hair removal, scientists used lasers to shrink astronauts so that standing on a golf ball looked like standing on the moon. Minimize advancing strands with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for six laser h...
60- or 90-Minute Thai Massage at Urban Nirvana (Up to 51% Off)
C$45 C$90 at Urban Nirvana - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
Like Hawaii, relaxation can be a challenging state to reach. Ensnare elusive serenity with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for a 60-minute Thai massage (a $90 value) $66 for a 90-minute Thai massage (a $135 value) ...
Stand-Up-Paddleboard Class for One, Two, or Four with Equipment from Paddle Sport Performance (Up to 66% Off)
C$39 C$100.57 at Paddle Sport Performance - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
Water sports allow you to splash around without having to take that job where you tow abandoned cars out of rivers. Get your feet wet with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a one-hour stand-up-paddleboard class for ...
12 Personal Co-training Sessions with 60 Days of Boot Camp or 30 Days of Boot Camp at The Motion Room (Up to 95% Off)
C$29 C$250 at The Motion Room - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
Like a good parent, a good gym trainer is attentive to your needs, supportive at all times, and staunchly opposed to you dating the guy who drives the ice-cream truck. Raise your muscles the right way with this Groupon. Choose Betw...
Three-Course Italian Dinner on Monday–Thursday or Friday–Saturday for Two at Giorgio D. Ristorante (Up to 63% Off)
C$39 C$104 at Giorgio D. Ristorante - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
Without spaghetti, people would fill up on far too many meatballs and have to use their own hair when in the mood for fork twirling. Celebrate pasta with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a three-course Italian dinn...
$40 for a Four-Course Italian Dinner for Two at Portobello Restaurant & Bar ($101.60 Value)
$40 $101.60 at Portobello Restaurant & Bar - Groupon - Expires 05/26/13
Eating international food at a local restaurant bypasses many transatlantic travel woes, such as jet lag and oar splinters. Stamp your palate's passport with this Groupon. $40 for a Four-Course Italian Dinner for Two ($101.60 Value...
Dinner Cruise on Lake Ontario at Empress of Canada Cruises
C$25 C$50 at Empress of Canada Cruises - Living Social - Expires 07/20/13
If there's one thing more appealing than the often-romanticized act of watching the sun slip below the horizon, it's doing so aboard the Empress of Canada. With this offer, secure your spot on an upcoming dinner cruise on the luxuri...
60-Minute Chiropractic Exam and Three Adjustments at Bayview North Family Chiropractic
C$29 C$327 at Bayview North Family Chiropractic - Living Social - Expires 05/27/13
Make sure your spinal health is on solid footing when you take the first step toward wellness with this deal from Bayview North Family Chiropractic, which has been serving Richmond Hill residents since 1992: • $29 ($327 value) fo...
$119 for Acne Treatment with Chemical Peel, Microdermabrasion, and Photofacial at Bohemian Med Spa ($475 Value)
C$119 C$475 at Bohemian Med Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Time has eroded the world's great works of classical beauty, from the lost arms of Venus de Milo to the Sphinx's firm, masculine tongue. Get a timeless look with this Groupon. $119 for Three-Part Acne Treatment ($475 Value) Chemi...
Sightseeing Cruise for One, Two, Four, or Family of Four from Scugog Island Cruises in Port Perry (Up to 56% Off)
C$15 C$32 at Scugog Island Cruises - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Boats are like rich parents, in that they will float you for a few years while you drift around playing acoustic guitar and getting drunk. Live the dream with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $15 for a sightseeing cruise fo...
"Avenue Q" at Lower Ossington Theatre (Up to 41% Off)
C$29 C$49 at "Avenue Q" - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Metaphors for laughter are often surprisingly violent, from busting a gut to splitting your sides to tumbling down the jagged face of Joke Mountain. Break a funny bone with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal $29 to see Avenue Q (a $...
Andrew Lloyd Webber's “The Wizard of Oz†at Ed Mirvish Theatre, June 4–23 (Up to 58% Off). Two Seating Options.
C$49 C$96 at "The Wizard of Oz" - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
The Deal One ticket to see The Wizard of Oz Where: The Ed Mirvish Theatre Door time: One hour before the show Ticket values include all fees. Seating Options $49 for rows O–U in the orchestra centre section, rows G-P in the ...
Diamond or Crystal Microdermabrasion at Nenuphar Laser & Aesthetic
C$49 C$100 at Nenuphar Laser & Aesthetic - Living Social - Expires 05/26/13
Choose the pampering package that's right for you with this deal from Nenuphar Laser & Aesthetic, which is open from Sunday through Friday each week: • $49 ($100 value) for a diamond or crystal microdermabrasion • $39 ($100 ...
5 or 10 Group Fitness Classes, or One Month of Unlimited Classes at JA Fitness & Wellness (Up to 84% Off)
C$19 C$75 at JA Fitness & Wellness - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
Though there are shortcuts—such as outlining abs with a marker or stuffing sleeves with pet turtles—working out remains the most effective way to create muscle. Invite strangers to squeeze your biceps with this Groupon. Choose ...
Haircut, Wash, Blow-Dry, and Style with Optional Root Colour or Partial Highlights at A&B Creative Looks (Up to 67% Off)
C$25 C$50 at A&B Creative Looks - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
It's nice to have hair so beautiful that people want to run their fingers through it, unless those people are oafish farm hands who don't know their own strength. Enjoy a delicate touch with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options...
Facial, Deep-Tissue Massage, Eyebrow Shaping, Eye Treatment, and Choice of Nail Service at BBS Wellness (Up to 60% Off)
C$59 C$148 at BBS Wellness - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
It can be tough to relax, between work, family, and the unrealistic nighttime demands of your horse-headed dream boss. Escape with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for a facial package with a 30-minute deep-tissue mass...
$59 for a Go-Karting Package with Rental Equipment and Food from kartSTART.ca ($250 Value). Four Dates Available.
C$59 C$250 at kartSTART.ca - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
Driving really fast is illegal unless you're on a racetrack or in Saskatchewan during one of the province’s No Law Wednesdays. Live free and drive with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $59 for a go-karting package on Sund...
Four-Week Improv Your Acting Class at Improv Your Acting
C$99 C$199 at Improv Your Acting - Living Social - Expires 05/25/13
Past patrons rave about experiencing "instant improvement from day one" at Improv Your Acting, a full-service improv/acting training company that offers educational workshops for kids, teens, and adults: • $99 ($199 value) for a ...
$69 for a Three-Hour Introduction to Sailing Course from Nautical Escapes ($160 Value)
C$69 C$160 at Nautical Escapes - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Sailing around the world is much easier when you learn which knots are edible and the terrible truth behind a dolphin's smile. Boost nautical knowledge with this Groupon. $69 for a Three-Hour Intro to Sailing Course ($160 Value) T...
Four- or Eight-Week Mandarin Chinese, English, or French Course at Clinton Language Centre (Up to 77% Off)
C$99 C$425 at Clinton Language Centre - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Studying a new language keeps your mind active, like doing a crossword puzzle or memorizing what your children look like. Learn something new with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a four-week Mandarin Chinese, Eng...
Postural Analysis and Treatment Regimen or Massage at The Posture Clinic (Up to 84% Off)
C$39 C$90 at The Posture Clinic - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
The human skeleton gives the body structure, preventing us from looking like sacks filled with creamed corn. Stand up for yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for an initial posture-and-gait examination and ...
$39 for an Invisalign Exam with X-Rays at Thornhill Smile Centre ($349 Value)
C$39 C$349 at Thornhill Smile Centre - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Wearing braces improves teeth, much like trapping a mime in an actual box improves their performances. Straighten up with this Groupon. $39 for a Preliminary Invisalign Package ($349 Total Value) Invisalign/orthodontic exam (a $1...
Eifman Ballet of St. Petersburg Presents "Rodin" at Sony Centre For The Performing Arts on May 23–25 (Up to 68% Off)
C$29 C$83.75 at Eifman Ballet of St. Petersburg Presents "Rodin" - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Ballet dancers spend an unusual amount of time on their toes, much like the coworker who creeps up behind your chair every day just to watch you for a while. Gaze at grace with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal Eifman Ballet of St....
Haircut and Conditioning with Optional Partial Highlights, Root Colour, or Ombre at Sculpture Hair & Spa (Up to 68% Off)
C$39 C$90 at Sculpture Hair & Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Each of the Beatles received much attention for his mop-top hairstyle due to its unconventional length and its ability to play the drums better than Ringo. Love, love your do to this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a d...
Keratin Infusion Perfection SmoothOut Treatment at Studio 861 Hair & Spa
C$99 C$599 at Studio 861 Hair & Spa - Living Social - Expires 05/24/13
Slip some TLC back into your calendar by penciling in an indulgent trip to Studio 861 Hair & Spa, which offers appointments Tuesday through Saturday each week: • $99 ($599 value) for a three-hour Keratin Infusion Perfection S...
Three VHS-to-DVD Media Conversions at Digitize Your World
C$20 C$45 at Digitize Your World - Living Social - Expires 05/24/13
Make the magic moments you have stored in photo albums and on video tapes truly immortal with this deal from Digitize Your World: • $20 ($45 value) for three VHS-to-DVD media conversions • $29 ($105 value) for photo scanning for...
3 VelaShape and 3 Vibration Therapy Treatments at Toronto Weight Loss and Wellness Clinic
C$149 C$950 at Toronto Weight Loss and Wellness Clinic - Living Social - Expires 05/24/13
Enlist a little high-tech shortcut on the road to a sleeker self with this deal from Toronto Weight Loss and Wellness Clinic: • $149 ($950 value) for three VelaShape treatments and three vibration therapy sessions • $1,999 ($7,8...
Three-Course Dinner for Two at Il Mulino
C$79 C$161 at Il Mulino - Living Social - Expires 05/24/13
The only thing better than enjoying a sensual meal is pairing it with equally appetizing atmosphere, and this deal from Il Mulino can provide you with perfect blend of both: • $79 ($161 value) for an appetizer, entrée, and desser...
Premium Oil and Filter Change with Inspection at Quik Oil Change
C$16 C$35 at Quik Oil Change - Living Social - Expires 05/24/13
Treat your car to a little TLC with this deal from Quik Oil Change, which is pleased to provide TV, snacks, and beverages during your short stint in the comfortable waiting area: • $16 ($35 value) for a premium oil and filter cha...
Two-Hour Golf Simulator Session for Six Players at The Golf Lounge
C$35 C$70 at The Golf Lounge - Living Social - Expires 05/24/13
Home to state-of-the-art simulators armed with video and weight transfer analysis, The Golf Longue in Richmond Hill is equipped with everything you need to enjoy realistic practice sessions all year 'round: • $35 ($70 value) for ...
One or Three 30-Minute Hot-Stone Massages with Leg Massages or Air Therapy at Matheson Clinic (Up to 70% Off)
C$39 C$110 at Matheson Clinic - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
Getting a hot-stone massage frees you from persistent pain, just like removing a heart that loves too much. Let it all go with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 30-minute hot-stone massage with a 30-minute foot...
Horseback-Riding Lesson for One or Two at Forest Hill Training Centre Inc. (Up to 62% Off)
C$35 C$75 at Forest Hill Training Centre Inc. - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
Choose Between Two Options $35 for a 45-minute private horseback-riding lesson and assessment for one (a $75 value) $49 for a 60-minute semi-private horseback-riding lesson and assessment for two (a $130 value) At a riding facil...
One-Month Boot-Camp Program with Optional Personal-Training Session at Evolution Fitness (Up to 89% Off)
C$29 C$209 at Evolution Fitness - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
Working out with a partner means you always have someone to spot you, someone to cheer you on, and someone to rip your shirt for you if your muscles aren't growing fast enough. Find strength in numbers with this Groupon. Choose Bet...
Spa Mani-Pedi with Optional Paraffin-Wax Treatment for Hands or Feet at Heaven's Garden Spa (Up to Half Off)
C$27 C$55 at Heaven's Garden Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
It's important to keep your nails in good shape, just in case you ever need to claw your way out of a malfunctioning birthday cake at a surprise party. Stay sharp with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $27 for a spa mani-p...
Backstreet Boys at Molson Canadian Amphitheatre on August 7 at 7 p.m. (Up to 44% Off)
$20 $35.50 at Backstreet Boys - Groupon - Expires 05/19/13
The Deal $20 for one G-Pass to see the Backstreet Boys with Jesse McCartney and Pauly D in concert (up to a $35.50 value) When: Wednesday, August 7, at 7 p.m. Where: Molson Canadian Amphitheatre Section: general-admission lawn Do...
One, Two, or Three Laser Tattoo-Removal Treatments at Precision Laser Tattoo Removal (Up to 81% Off)
C$49 C$228 at Precision Laser Tattoo Removal - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Like octopi, tattoos contain ink, are typically found among sailors, and can frighten young children in swimming pools. Protect tots from scary tats with this Groupon. Choose From Three Options $49 for one laser tattoo-removal tr...
Ion Detox Foot Bath and Detox Spa Capsule Session at Ontario Colon Hydrotherapy & Wellness Centre
C$39 C$115 at Ontario Colon Hydrotherapy & Wellness Centre - Living Social - Expires 05/23/13
Treat yourself to the indulgent pampering you so richly deserve with this deal from Ontario Colon Hydrotherapy & Wellness Centre: • $39 ($115 value) for a ion detox foot bath and detox spa capsule session • Past clients rave...
Three-Course Prix Fixe Dinner for Two at Batifole
C$48 C$96 at Batifole - Living Social - Expires 05/23/13
Treat that special someone to a culinary experience they'll never forget at Batifole, an intimate French restaurant that's been serving comfortable cuisine to Riverdale residents for almost ten years. See why Batifole has been dubb...
Massage, Facial, and Spa Pedicure at Rhythm Spa
C$85 C$195 at Rhythm Spa - Living Social - Expires 05/23/13
Treat yourself the soothing relaxation you so richly deserve with this deal from Rhythm Spa, which is conveniently nestled in the heart of downtown Toronto: • $85 ($195 value) for a one-hour massage with an anti-aging facial and ...
Three or Six Radio-Frequency Skin-Tightening Treatments at Elysium Wellness Med Clinic (Up to 78% Off)
C$119 C$450 at Elysium Wellness Med Clinic - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Choose Between Two Options $119 for three radio-frequency skin-tightening treatments (a $450 value) $199 for six radio-frequency skin-tightening treatments (a $900 value) An aesthetician moves a rolling probe over the face and w...
$29.99 for Pleasure Craft Operator Card from Harbourfront Centre Sailing and Powerboating (Up to $55.37 Value)
C$29.99 C$55.37 at Harbourfront Centre Sailing and Powerboating - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Until the personal watercraft was invented, mankind's only hope for summer fun involved competitive sunburning and watching flowers die. Make the outdoors great with this Groupon. $29.99 for Pleasure Craft Operator Card (Up to $55....
$39 for 10 Boot-Camp Classes at Me First Fitness (Up to 74% Off)
C$39 C$149 at Me First Fitness - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Breaking a sweat not only cools you down during exercise but also rids your body of the disgusting water that's just building up inside you. Sweat it out with this Groupon. $39 for 10 Boot-Camp Classes ($149 value) Boot-camp class...
Prix Fixe Dinner for Two or $15 for $30 Worth of Italian Cuisine at Fortuna Ristorante
C$65 C$138 at Fortuna Ristorante - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
A delicious meal leaves you feeling satisfied, like finishing a jigsaw puzzle or making a cool new jigsaw puzzle out of your parents' wedding album. Fill the empty place with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $65 for an Ita...
Paninis, Soups, and Salads at Porta Via Restaurant (Half Off). Two Options Available.
C$10 C$20 at Porta Via Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Making a sandwich requires only two slices of bread, filling, and an expensive machine that holds the slices of bread steady while the filling is shot in between them with some sort of air-powered hose. Go somewhere that has that ap...
Boutique Victoria Hotel + Dining at The Bedford Regency Hotel
C$119 C$214 at The Bedford Regency Hotel - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A One-Night Stay for Two in a Deluxe Room ($119) • Or, a Two-Night Stay for Two in a Superior Fireplace Room with Jacuzzi ($219) • Welcome Gift Upon Arrival • Daily $25 Dining Credit to The Garrick's Head Pub • La...
One Week of Dance Camp for Girls at Diverse Dancers
C$125 C$285 at Diverse Dancers - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Help develop your little one's sense of creativity through dance with this deal from Diverse Dancers: • $125 ($285 value) for one week's admission to dance camp for girls • Healthy juice and snacks are provided, though students ...
Four or Six Skin-Tightening Treatments at Mint Laser Clinic + Skin Care (Up to 90% Off)
C$129 C$996 at Mint Laser Clinic + Skin Care - Groupon - Expires 02/14/16
It's said that youth is wasted on the young, whose fear of authority prevents them from jamming their tiny arms inside vending machines. Grab hold of youth with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $129 for four skin-tighteni...
One or Two Months of Unlimited Classes at Bikram Yoga Brampton (Up to 84% Off)
C$29 C$150 at Bikram Yoga Brampton - Groupon - Expires 05/15/14
Choose Between Two Options $29 for one month of unlimited Bikram yoga classes (a $150 value) $49 for two months of unlimited Bikram yoga classes (a $300 value) Students work to improve their overall health, lose weight, and get ...
Casual or Ultimate Dinner Cruise on the Empress of Canada (Up to 52% Off)
C$25 C$52 at Empress of Canada - Groupon - Expires 08/12/13
Bodies of water are frequent metaphors in poetry due to their unfathomable depths, unknowable sprawl, and unattainable porpoises. Set sail into the enigma with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a casual dinner crui...
$27 for Spa Mani-Pedi at Doll Face Spa ($55 Value)
C$27 C$55 at Doll Face Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/14/16
Getting a mani-pedi can help relieve stress, especially if the technician lets you squeeze the bags of cotton balls afterward. Get a grip with this Groupon. $27 for a Spa Mani-Pedi ($55 Value) Nail techs pamper hands and feet with...
Three-Course Italian Dinner for Two or Four with Wine at Mamma Mia Trattoria (Half Off)
C$65 C$130 at Mamma Mia Trattoria - Groupon - Expires 02/14/16
Dining out gives you a break from cooking and keeps your crippling fear of fire a secret for one more night. Get a hot meal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $65 for a three-course prix fixe dinner for two with wine (...
Carpet Cleaning for Three Rooms and a Hallway at C-Tech Carpet Cleaning
C$49 C$150 at C-Tech Carpet Cleaning - Living Social - Expires 05/23/13
Return you carpets to like-new condition with this deal from C-Tech Carpet Cleaning, a family-owned-and-operated business staffed by certified professionals with more than 10 years of experience: • $49 ($150 value) for carpet cle...
Gutter Cleaning Package at Diamond Shine Janitorial Services
C$59 C$189 at Diamond Shine Janitorial Services - Living Social - Expires 06/11/13
You're ready to dive into the warmer weather, but is your home? Ensure your castle is prepared for a season of sunbathing with this deal from Diamond Shine Janitorial Services: • $59 ($189 value) for cleaning for up to 2,000 squ...
40 Mink Eyelash Extensions per Eye and an Eye Lift at Cut Above Lashes
C$35 C$199 at Cut Above Lashes - Living Social - Expires 05/24/13
Spruce up your everyday look with this deal from Cut Above Salon in Brampton: • $35 ($199 value) for 40 eyelash extensions per eye and a collagen eye lift • Natural-looking mink extensions last for four to six weeks • Appointme...
Fruit Tree Planting and Delivery at Prestige Landscapes
C$129 C$270 at Prestige Landscapes - Living Social - Expires 06/11/13
Spruce up your yard along with your pantry thanks to this deal from Prestige Landscapes, which delivers healthy fruit trees to homes located almost anywhere in the GTA: • $129 ($270 value) for delivery and planting of an apple, p...
Laser Toenail Fungus Removal for One or Both Feet at Bellagio Beauty & Day Spa (Up to 75% Off)
C$199 C$600 at Bellagio Beauty & Day Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/13/16
Fungi seek out warm, dark places to dwell, which is why they're commonly found lurking in shoes and within the hearts of men. Shine a light with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for laser toenail-fungus removal for o...
$29 for a 15-Minute Ride in a Professional Go Kart at Sutton Mini-Indy Go-Karts ($60 Value)
C$29 C$60 at Sutton Mini-Indy Go-Karts - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Go-karts allow people to experience the thrill of driving without having to hear annoying radio ads or accidentally visit the World's Biggest Waffle. Stay on the grid with this Groupon. $29 for a 15-Minute Go-Kart Ride ($60 Value) ...
55-Minute Shiatsu Massage with Option for Acupuncture at Flow Shiatsu & RMT Clinic (Up to 57% Off)
C$29 C$60 at Flow Shiatsu & RMT Clinic - Groupon - Expires 02/13/16
Getting a massage gives you an excuse to lie down in the middle of the day, just like being the worst employee at the mattress factory. Don't move a muscle with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a 55-minute shiatsu...
Three or Six Spider-Vein, Broken-Capillary, or Strawberry-Mole Removals at The Village Med Spa (92% Off)
C$39 C$507 at The Village Med Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/13/16
Spider veins are one of those things that you don't want your friends to see, like your collection of porcelain dolls that you've pasted pictures of their faces on. Erase the evidence with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...
Five Spin Classes or One Month of Unlimited Spin Classes at Quad (Up to 75% Off)
C$29 C$111.87 at Quad - Groupon - Expires 07/30/13
Riding a bike outdoors is difficult, which is why children require training wheels and adults don't ride bikes outdoors. Stay in and spin with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for five spin classes (a $111.87 value, i...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, Large, or Extra-Large Area at VB Laser Trim Clinic (Up to 94% Off)
C$99 C$1,074 at VB Laser Trim Clinic - Groupon - Expires 02/12/16
Laser hair-removal treatments have become popular since technicians stopped requiring clients to list all of the words that make up laser's acronym. Remove hair with light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation with this ...
$39 for a Detailing Package at Bizzy Boy Auto Detailers ($125 Value)
C$39 C$125 at Bizzy Boy Auto Detailers - Groupon - Expires 02/12/16
A car wash can transform your vehicle, which is useful for impressing a date or convincing the police it was a much dirtier car that drove through that science museum. Make a clean getaway with this Groupon. $39 for a Car Detailing...
10 or 20 Hot Himalayan Salt Yoga Classes or Boot Camp at Rebirth Yoga Studio (Up to 74% Off)
C$39 C$95 at Rebirth Yoga Studio - Groupon - Expires 02/12/16
Yoga poses combine strength and elegance, much like an advanced suspension bridge or any grandmother. Bend without breaking with this Groupon. Choose between Two Options $39 for a 10-class pass to hot Himalayan salt yoga or boot ...
Spa Mani-Pedi or Shellac Manicure with Spa Pedicure at Unionville Spa (Up to 56% Off)
C$34.10 C$75 at Unionville Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/12/16
Strong, healthy nails protect fingers from the pinch of a doorway or the curious nibbles of a teething zipper. Pamper your protectors with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $34.10 for a 75-minute spa mani-pedi (a $75 value...
Two or Four iLipo Treatments for One Body Part at Allure Skin and Laser Clinic (Up to 88% Off)
C$69 C$540 at Allure Skin and Laser Clinic - Groupon - Expires 02/12/16
It's good to get in shape for summer, when lots of people will see you lounging by the pool or trying to climb through the windows of air-conditioned businesses. Look good with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for two...
$15 for $30 Worth of Ethiopian Cuisine and Drinks at Lalibela Ethiopian Restaurant
C$15 C$30 at Lalibela Ethiopian Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 02/12/16
Like the militant wing of the Clean Plate Club, Ethiopian restaurants encourage diners to eat the dishes in which their meal was served. Enjoy injera with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Ethiopian Cuisine and Drinks House, gree...
One or Three Brazilian Waxes at Copper Creek Medi Spa (Up to 54% Off)
C$19 C$40 at Copper Creek Medi Spa - Groupon - Expires 10/12/13
There aren't many advantages to having lots of body hair, other than clogging the shower drain so pythons can't slither through it. Get slippery with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for one Brazilian wax (a $40 value...
Haircut Package with Optional Conditioning and Highlights or Colour and Highlights at ProHair Care Salon (Up to 58% Off)
C$19 C$40 at ProHair Care Salon - Groupon - Expires 02/12/16
Unlike the weather or a propensity to yell at the TV, hair colour is something you can control. Take the reins with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for a haircut, wash, and blow-dry (a $40 value) $45 for a haircut and...
$39 for One-Hour Photo Shoot at MomentForever Image ($100 Value)
C$39 C$100 at MomentForever Image - Groupon - Expires 02/11/16
A photograph can document a major life event almost as well as a scroll signed in the blood of everyone who attended. Bind your memories with this Groupon. $39 for One-Hour Photo Shoot Session ($100 Value) The session includes a o...
$99 for a Breakfast with a Princess Party for Up to 11 Kids at Princess Palace ($248.60 Value)
C$99 C$248.60 at Princess Palace - Groupon - Expires 02/11/16
$99 for a Breakfast with a Princess Party ($248.60 Value, Including Tax) During a Breakfast with a Princess party, a princess tells her life story to up to 11 children as they dine on pancakes, fruit, and apple juice served on fine...
$19 for a One-Month Membership with Circuit-Training and Zumba Classes at Curves ($100 Value)
C$19 C$100 at Curves - Groupon - Expires 02/11/16
Exercising on your own can feel lonely, especially when you jog by a fitness class where everyone is marrying one another. Vow to stay fit with this Groupon. $19 for a One-Month Gym Membership with Unlimited Classes ($100 Value) A...
One or Three Microdermabrasion Treatments at Anti-Aging Clinic (Up to 81% Off)
C$29 C$120 at Anti-Aging Clinic - Groupon - Expires 02/11/16
Having wrinkled skin makes you look older, though oddly enough, so does running an iron over your face. Smooth out paradoxes with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one microdermabrasion treatment (a $120 value) $69...
Custom Framing at Galleria Art & Frame (Up to 67% Off). Two Options Available.
C$39 C$115 at Galleria Art & Frame - Groupon - Expires 02/11/16
Frames are perfect for preserving a memory, or for breaking over your head to erase a memory. Get in the right frame of mind with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for $115 worth of custom framing $75 for two Groupons,...
One Year of Unlimited Laser Hair-Removal Sessions at Atlantis Beauty & Laser Clinic
C$159 C$3,000 at Atlantis Beauty & Laser Clinic - Living Social - Expires 05/23/13
Treat yourself to the TLC you so richly deserve with this deal from Atlantis Beauty & Laser Clinic, which boasts two convenient Ontario locations in Thornhill and Mississauga: • $159 ($3,000 value) for one year of unlimited l...
Henna Art Session, Henna Party for up to 8, or Henna Hair Treatment at Henna Gurus (Up to 67% Off)
C$32 C$65 at Henna Gurus - Groupon - Expires 02/10/16
A tattoo can draw attention to your best features, especially if the design is an arrow next to the words "ex-PECS the unexpected." Send a message with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $32 for a 60-minute henna art session...
10 or 20 Tae Kwon Do Classes at Axé Martial Arts and Fitness (Up to 87% Off)
C$29 C$150 at Axé Martial Arts and Fitness - Groupon - Expires 02/10/16
Like terrible surgeons, great martial artists must study hard before they know how to split a wooden board in half. Get cracking with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 10 tae kwon do classes (a $150 value) $39 for ...
$15 for $35 Worth of Seafood on Weekends or Weekdays at The Lobster House in Pickering
C$15 C$35 at The Lobster House - Groupon - Expires 02/10/16
Shrimp often compensate for their diminutive name by becoming jumbo or picking on schools of betta fish. Put an end to aquatic bullying with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $35 worth of seafood for two or more on...
Nonprescription Sunglasses or Prescription Eyeglasses and Sunglasses at North York Vision Centre (Up to 92% Off)
C$19 C$100 at North York Vision Centre - Groupon - Expires 02/10/16
Wearing eyeglasses is the easiest way to look intelligent, closely beating out reading a full set of encyclopedias on the bus or being British. Wise up your eyes with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for $100 toward n...
Eyebrow or Full-Leg Wax at Fraiche Salon (Up to 53% Off)
C$27 C$55 at Fraiche Salon - Groupon - Expires 02/10/16
There aren't many advantages to having lots of body hair, other than clogging the shower drain so pythons can't slither through it. Get slippery with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $7 for an eyebrow wax (a $15 value) $...
30-Minute Massage and Mini-Facial or 60-Minute Massage and Full Facial at Natureology Health Centre (Up to 59% Off)
C$29 C$60 at Natureology Health Centre - Groupon - Expires 02/09/16
The skin protects the body from illness and bones from dissolving during rainstorms. Maintain nature's poncho with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a 30-minute massage and mini-facial (a $60 value) $45 for a 60-mi...
One or Two 60-Minute Swedish Massages at Pro Salon & Spa (Up to 67% Off)
C$39 C$90 at Pro Salon & Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/09/16
Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute Swedish massage (a $90 value) $59 for two 60-minute Swedish massages (a $180 value) The second option may be used by one or two clients.
Two-Hour Cooking Class for One or Two at Cook Gourmet Inc. (Up to 57% Off)
C$92 C$214.70 at Cook Gourmet Inc. - Groupon - Expires 09/07/13
Learning to cook is a less dangerous use of knives than swallowing them or using them to carve your initials on your boss's desk. Put knives to good use with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $53 any two-hour cooking class...
$45 for Three-Course Italian Dinner for Two at Sugo Trattoria (Up to $96 Value)
C$45 C$96 at Sugo Trattoria - Groupon - Expires 10/05/13
Professional chefs generally know more than the average cook, including how to remove the poisonous glands from onions. Dine out with this Groupon. $45 for Three-Course Italian Dinner for Two (Up to $96 Value) Two appetizers or s...
25 Belgian Truffles or 10 Chocolate Fortune Cookies with Customizable Message from EJoyCity (Up to 52% Off)
C$24.35 C$48.71 at EJoyCity.ca - Groupon - Expires 02/07/16
Like crayons, chocolate comes in many varieties and tastes better when unwrapped before consuming. Taste a spectrum of sweetness with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $24.99 for 25 handcrafted Belgian chocolate truffles p...
Ultrasonic Eye Treatment, Diamond-Tip Microdermabrasion, or Both at Orya Beauty Boutique (Up to 74% Off)
C$29 C$65 at ORYA Beauty Boutique - Groupon - Expires 02/09/16
When skin gets dry in cold weather, it flakes off like a snowflake—which would be beautiful if it weren't a dead part of you. Get a flurry of compliments with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for an ultrasonic eye tr...
60-Minute Massage with Optional 30-Minute Ionic Foot Detox at Best of Chinese Medicine. (Up to 61% Off).
C$45 C$96 at Best Of Chinese Medicine - Groupon - Expires 02/08/16
We all need help relaxing sometimes, which is why we get massages and whisper "help me" to stress balls. Stay sane with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for a 60-minute massage (a $96 value) $59 for a 60-minute massa...
One- or Two-Month Gym Membership with Yoga and Two Personal Training Sessions at TheGym at 99 Sudbury (Up to 97% Off)
C$15 C$450 at TheGym at 99 Sudbury - Groupon - Expires 08/10/13
Personal trainers push people to do more, whether it's doing one more set of bench presses or eating one more box of protein bars. Go the extra mile with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for a one-month gym membership ...
One, Three, or Six Customized Chemical Peels at Art of Facial Surgery (Up to 77% Off)
C$35 C$125 at Art of Facial Surgery - Groupon - Expires 02/08/16
Like an English lady's hat catching fire at a garden party, healthy skin is positively glowing. Refine your look with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for one customized chemical peel (a $125 value) $89 for three custo...
$20 for $40 Worth of Sushi and Japanese Cuisine for Two or More at Sushi Kai
C$20 C$40 at Sushi Kai - Groupon - Expires 02/08/16
Sushi, like the archival footage of Rick Moranis's birth, is best known for its raw quality. Get attached to your food with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Sushi and Japanese Cuisine and Drinks for Two or More The menu includes...
Mani-Pedi Treatments and Optional Dermalogica Facial at Golden Wave Spa (Up to 66% Off). Three Options Available.
C$19 C$40 at Golden Wave Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/08/16
Getting a mani-pedi can help relieve stress, especially if the technician lets you squeeze the bags of cotton balls afterward. Get a grip with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for a spa manicure and regular pedicure (a...
Three or Six Cellulite-Reduction Treatments at Bella MedSpa (Up to 80% Off)
C$99 C$450 at Bella MedSpa - Groupon - Expires 06/08/13
Cellulite is both perfectly natural and incredibly frustrating, much like bushes that form themselves into mazes. Escape nature's grasp with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for three cellulite reduction treatments (a...
Two or Three Groupons, Each Good for $8 Worth of Café Food and Drinks at Marilyn Monroe Cafe (Half Off)
C$4 C$8 at Marilyn Monroe Cafe - Groupon - Expires 02/08/16
Coffee makes people crave baked goods, just as baked goods make people crave justice. Take a bite out of sweet, crumbly crime with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $8 for two Groupons, each good for $8 worth of café foo...
$249 for a Consultation and Injectable Cosmetic at Infinity Health Centre (Up to $600 Value). Two Options Available.
C$249 C$600 at Infinity Health Centre - Groupon - Expires 02/07/16
It is often said that wrinkles are earned, unlike smile lines, which are a bittersweet punishment for experiencing happiness. Face yourself with this Groupon. $249 for a Consultation and Up to 50 Units of Injectable Cosmetic or One...
One or Three 60-Minute Massages at Golden Rosewater Beauty (Up to 63% Off)
C$39 C$90 at Golden Rosewater Beauty - Groupon - Expires 02/07/16
Getting massages is a healthy practice, unlike alphabetizing your flaws in a filing cabinet labeled "Shame Box." Adopt a good habit with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute massage (up to a $90 value) $...
Sixty-Minute Hot Stone Massage with Optional Ionic Foot Bath at You Potentiality (Up to 57% Off)
C$39 C$90 at You Potentiality - Groupon - Expires 02/07/16
Like a newspaper's funnies section, getting a massage can boost circulation, release tension, and make a long bus ride less boring. Relax in an appropriate venue with today’s Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a 60-min...
Bronze or Gold Detailing Package at Special Car Wash (Up to 59% Off)
C$49 C$109 at Special Car Wash - Groupon - Expires 08/02/13
It's crucial to periodically clean out your car, from removing old parking slips from your dashboard to chipping the bird skeletons off your grill. Lighten your load with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a Bronze d...
One or Three Months Of Unlimited Yoga at Bikram Yoga Oakville (Up to 87% Off)
C$29 C$149 at Bikram Yoga Oakville - Groupon - Expires 02/07/16
Working out in a hot yoga studio can induce a cleansing sweat that leads to full-body relaxation, unlike sitting in the Hot Seat, which only leads to stress-induced proposals to Barbara Walters. Unwind with this Groupon. Choose Bet...
Saturday-Afternoon Cruise for One Adult or Child from Yankee Lady Yacht Charters (Up to 54% Off)
C$30 C$64.98 at Yankee Lady Yacht Charters - Groupon - Expires 09/02/13
Boats are like rich parents, in that they will float you for a few years while you drift around playing acoustic guitar and working on your coming of age novel. Live the dream with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for...
Rockstar Energy Drink UPROAR Festival at Molson Canadian Amphitheatre on August 20 at 2:30 p.m. (Up to $31.25 Value)
$15 $31.25 at Rockstar Energy Drink UPROAR Festival - Groupon
The Deal $15 for one G-Pass to Rockstar Energy Drink UPROAR Festival (up to a $31.25 value) When: Tuesday, August 20, at 2:30 p.m. Where: Molson Canadian Amphitheatre Section: general admission to the lawn Door time: 2 p.m. Ticket...
Cupcake Decorating Class or Cupcake Party for 8, 10, or 12 at Bite Me Bakery (Up to 60% Off)
C$49 C$100 at Bite Me Bakery - Groupon - Expires 06/21/13
Cupcakes are a convenient wedding-cake alternative at high-security movie-star weddings, where you're not permitted to have a knife. Have a celeb-ration with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $49 for a two-hour cupcake decor...
4, 8, or 12 Fitness and Athletic Conditioning Classes at Think Fitness Studios (Up to 72% Off)
C$25 C$74.99 at Think Fitness Studios - Groupon - Expires 07/06/13
Choose from Three Options $25 for 4 fitness and athletic conditioning classes (a $74.99 value) $39 for 8 fitness and athletic conditioning classes (a $129.99 value) $49 for 12 fitness and athletic conditioning classes (a $174.99 v...
Spa Package or Mani-Pedi at Anti Aging Laser & Wellness Centre (Up to 66% Off)
C$69 C$200 at Anti Aging Laser & Wellness Centre - Groupon - Expires 02/06/16
Spending a day at a spa is a tranquil experience surpassed only by swimming in a pool filled with mashed potatoes or having a hand model slap you to sleep. Feel the softer side with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for...
Indian Groceries or Prepared Food at Mr. India Grocers (Half Off)
C$12 C$24 at Mr. India Grocers - Groupon - Expires 02/06/16
Indian food comes from a faraway land, just like the fabled Pegasus or anything made of plastic. Take a tasty trip with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for $24 worth of Indian groceries $15 for $30 worth of hot prep...
60-Minute Facial or 80-Minute Detox Deep Pore Cleansing at Hue Spa & Clinic (61% Off)
C$35 C$90 at Hue Spa & Clinic - Groupon - Expires 02/06/16
Teenagers are particularly prone to clogged pores, due to raging hormones that compel them to smooch every oil painting in sight. Polish your portrait with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a 60-minute brightening,...
$25 for $50 Worth of Italian Food at Paganelli's Risotteria
C$25 C$50 at Paganelli's Risotteria - Groupon - Expires 06/08/13
The best sauces, like the best imaginary friends, are rich and from the Mediterranean. Dine alone or with Esmeralda the railroad tycoon with this Groupon. $25 for $50 Worth of Italian Food The menu features a pizza with speck, tom...
Toronto’s Haunted Walk or Ghosts and Spirits of Old Town Tour for Two from Haunted Walks (Up to 52% Off)
C$21 C$42.37 at Haunted Walks - Groupon - Expires 08/02/13
Every city block has a tale to tell, yet even the most skilled prosecutors can’t get buildings to talk. Be there when they spill the beans with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $21 for a Toronto’s Haunted Walk tour fo...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, Large, or Extra-Large Area at VIM Wellness Centre (Up to 89% Off)
C$69 C$540 at VIM Wellness Centre - Groupon - Expires 02/05/16
Everyone wants smooth skin, except for teenage dolphins that just want to be different. Stand out with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $69 for six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (up to a $540 value) $129 for...
Custom Dress Shirts, a Cashmere Suit, or an Ermenegildo Zegna Suit at Lloyd & Company Bespoke Tailoring (Up to 58% Off)
C$175 C$420 at Lloyd & Company Bespoke Tailoring - Groupon - Expires 02/05/16
Men's fashion has evolved beyond historical fads such as powdered wigs and tuberculosis. Modernize your style with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $175 for three made-to-measure cotton dress shirts (a $350 value) with a no...
Two or Four iLipo Body-Contouring Treatments at Just Laser (Up to 88% Off)
C$55 C$398 at Just Laser - Groupon - Expires 02/05/16
Studies show that a high percentage of Canadians consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein's monster. Alter self-perceptions with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Op...
One or Three 3-Hour Digital-Photography Crash Courses at Walter Psotka Photography (Up to 53% Off)
C$49 C$99 at Walter Psotka Photography - Groupon - Expires 02/04/16
Digital technology has allowed for the introduction of many new art forms, just as Leonardo da Vinci once predicted on his blog. Upload a masterpiece with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for one 3-hour photography wo...
Dental Checkup with Cleaning, Fluoride Treatment, and Optional Whitening at Unique Dental Hygiene Care (Up to 73% Off)
$69 $220 at Unique Dental Hygiene Care - Groupon - Expires 02/04/16
Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a dental ...
$39 for a 60-Minute Foot-and-Palm Reflexology Session at Health-Pro Wellness ($80 Value)
$39 $80 at Health-Pro Wellness - Groupon - Expires 02/04/16
Muscle tension can be surprisingly hard to get rid of, much like a tortoise that somehow decided you were its mom. Experience some slow and steady relief with this Groupon. $39 for a 60-Minute Foot-and-Palm Reflexology Session ($80...
$19 for a Baby Hand or Foot Sculpture at Glass Mosaic Canada ($49.99 Value)
$19 $49.99 at Glass Mosaic Canada - Groupon - Expires 02/04/16
Welcoming a new baby into the family is one of life's greatest joys, second only to welcoming an independently wealthy new baby into the family. Pamper joyous bundles with this Groupon. $19 for a Baby Hand or Foot Sculpture ($49.99...
Custom Framing at Double Wings Art (Up to 71% Off). Two Options Available.
C$35 C$110 at Double Wings Art - Groupon - Expires 02/04/16
An art collection adds to the ambience of a home and distracts family members from the fact that there are no walls. Cover up architectural absence with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for $110 worth of custom framin...
Indian Cuisine for Two or Four at Filmi Dhaba
C$15 C$30 at Filmi Dhaba - Groupon - Expires 02/04/16
Indian cuisine spans a range of flavors: from the spicy taste of vindaloo to the mild taste of rice pudding to the supermild taste of a folded napkin you put all the way in your mouth. Taste real Indian food with this Groupon. Choo...
Intro to Photography Class from Intro To Photography Tour (Up to 84% Off). Three Options Available.
C$49 C$100 at Monte Zucker Photographic Education - Groupon
Digital technology has allowed for the introduction of many new art forms, just as Leonardo da Vinci once predicted on his blog. Upload a masterpiece with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for an Intro to Photography cl...
Bowling Package with Shoe Rental for One or Up to Four at Brunswick Zone (Up to Half Off)
C$6 C$12 at Brunswick Zone - Groupon - Expires 06/08/13
Utterly useless outside the realm of competitive raccoon tickling, the human thumb would have no conceivable function were it not required to guide a bowling ball to its target. Treat it to a little rabies-free fun with this Groupon...
5- or 10-Treatment Spinal-Decompression Package at Canadian Decompression & Neuropathy Center (Up to 95% Off)
$49 $950 at Canadian Decompression & Neuropathy Center - Groupon - Expires 02/03/16
The secret to living a long life lies in maintaining a healthy diet, regularly relaxing, and never, ever dying. Stay serene and immortal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a 5-treatment spinal-decompression pac...
$10 for Family Day Pass for Two Adults and Four Youths to Lang Pioneer Village Museum ($20 Value)
C$10 C$20 at Lang Pioneer Village Museum - Groupon - Expires 07/15/13
History tends to repeat itself, which means there's a good chance you'll get run over by another war elephant. Learn from the past with this Groupon. $10 for Family Day Pass ($20 Value) The outdoor museum recreates life in a 19th-...
One or Two $100 Power Play Cards with Access to Mini Golf and Laser Tag at Dave & Buster's Niagara Falls (Up to 73% Off)
C$39 C$128.68 at Dave & Buster's Niagara Falls - Groupon - Expires 02/03/16
Playing an arcade game is the most fun a person can have with a quarter, aside from pretending to pull it from your nephew's ear or giving George Washington a tiny makeover. Have a blast with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options...
Oil Change and Inspection with Option for AC Test and Tire Rotation at Scott's Custom Classics (Up to 74% Off)
$21 $79.90 at Scott's Custom Classics - Groupon - Expires 02/03/16
Most cars can last for decades with proper care, such as oil changes, engine tune-ups, and regular inspections of the flux capacitor. Keep cars around for the long haul with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $21 for an oil ...
$29 for $100 Worth of Custom Framing at Framing Dames
C$29 C$100 at Framing Dames - Groupon - Expires 02/03/16
Much like a butterfly collection or a loose transdimensional tesseract, a family portrait is best kept secured behind a protective pane of glass. Entrap a memory with this Groupon. $29 for $100 Worth of Custom Framing Custom frami...
$24.99 for Four-Week Salsa Dancing Course for One at Social Dance Spot ($120 Value)
C$24.99 C$120 at Social Dance Spot - Groupon - Expires 02/03/16
Although honeybees instinctually communicate through dance, humans who attempt to do so without proper training risk insulting the queen or eating the wrong flowers. Hone buzz-worthy abilities with this Groupon. $24.99 for Four-Wee...
Two-Night Stay at Historic Dudley Hotel in Salamanca, NY
$99 $178 at Historic Dudley Hotel - Groupon
Top Reasons to Stay at the Historic Dudley Hotel Located in southwestern New York, this historic hotel, built in 1868, has played host to dignitaries including President Franklin D. Roosevelt and Hillary Rodham Clinton. The proper...
$99 for a 2013 Family Pass with Unlimited Admission to Bowmanville Zoo ($199 Value)
C$99 C$199 at Bowmanville Zoo - Groupon - Expires 08/15/13
Lions are unpredictable creatures, which is why you should never approach them in the wild or depend on them to babysit your pet gazelle. Have a brush with the animal kingdom with this Groupon. $99 for a Family Pass with Unlimited ...
Three or Six Miracle 10 Facial Peels at The Plastic Surgery Skincare Clinic (Up to 80% Off)
C$149 C$750 at The Plastic Surgery Skincare Clinic - Groupon - Expires 08/31/13
Human beings are hardwired to see faces on everyday objects, such as cars, electric outlets, and bathroom mirrors. Help your face stand out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for three Miracle 10 facial peels (up t...
Two Years Unlimited Laser Hair Removal on a Small, Medium, Large, or Extra-Large Area at Aesthetic Zone (Up to 95% Off)
C$128 C$2,000 at Aesthetic Zone - Groupon - Expires 03/16/14
Laser tag safety dictates that you can't run at top speed, climb around on the obstacles, or use the lasers to remove unwanted chest hair. Get a smooth experience with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $128 for two years of ...
Four Level One Pole Dance Classes for One or Two at Brass Belles (Up to 74% Off)
C$39 C$111.87 at Brass Belles - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
Flirty fitness classes build core strength, which comes in handy if you ever need to hold a sack filled with combination locks over your head for a few hours. Spin toward a six-pack with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $...
$19 for Five Basketball Training Sessions at Dream Large Basketball ($50 Value)
C$19 C$50 at Dream Large Basketball - Groupon - Expires 08/01/13
Basketball skills come in handy off the court, whether tossing wadded-up paper into a wastebasket or swatting an invasive species of bird out of a tree. See some buzzard beaters with this Groupon. $19 for Five Basketball Training S...
Paddleboard Class and Rentals for One, Two, Three, or Four at Harbourfront Canoe and Kayak Centre (Up to 58% Off)
C$99 C$220.35 at Harbourfront Canoe and Kayak Centre - Groupon - Expires 02/01/16
Before man conquered his fear of water, he amused himself with dust sports such as pushing boulders off cliffs, wrestling tumbleweeds, and falling in the dust. Out-paddle your fears with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $99...
5 or 10 Boot-Camp Classes at Cardio-Go (Up to 84% Off)
C$18 C$90 at Cardio-Go - Groupon - Expires 07/06/13
Boot-camp classes combine mental toughness with physical strength, much like solving a sudoku puzzle engraved in stone. Strengthen body and mind with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $18 for 5 boot-camp classes (a $90 val...
Massage and 90-Minute Facial Treatment with Optional Hydrotherapy at In Beauty Med Spa (Up to 74% Off)
C$49 C$175 at In Beauty Med Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/01/16
Spa services can keep your muscles relaxed and stress levels so low that you can catch an arrow in your hands, assuming the arrow is gently tossed to you. Get zen with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a spa package...
$5 for $10 Worth of Smoothies and Juices at Liquid Nutrition
C$5 C$10 at Liquid Nutrition - Groupon - Expires 02/01/16
A healthy body requires occasional supplements, either from taking a multivitamin or willing yourself to grow a third little baby lung. Give your body a bonus with this Groupon. $5 for $10 Worth of Smoothies and Juices The menu fe...
Three-Hour Scooter Rental for One or Two from Green Choice Moto (Up to 58% Off)
C$15 C$30 at Green Choice Moto - Groupon - Expires 01/31/16
Electric scooters combine a car's ability to effortlessly motor from point A to B with a bicycle's ability to come when its owner whistles. Hit the road with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for a three-hour scooter r...
Two or Four LipoLaser Treatments at Clyger & Co Beauty (Up to 52% Off)
C$65 C$130 at Clyger & Co Beauty - Groupon - Expires 01/31/16
Slimming down can help you fit into an old pair of jeans, a favorite dress, or your new 2 ft. by 2 ft. jacuzzi. Slip into something more comfortably with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $65 for two LipoLaser treatments o...
Rustic Bistro Dinner for Two or Four with Appetizers and Dessert at Absolute Restaurant (Up to 57% Off)
C$69 C$160 at Absolute Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 01/31/16
Chefs' ovens burn much hotter than conventional ovens, allowing them to quickly roast meats and melt glacier chunks into gourmet ice water. Let this Groupon melt in your mouth. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a rustic bistro d...
Carpet Cleaning for Up to 600 Square Feet at M & J Carpet & Floor Care
C$40 C$228 at M & J Carpet & Floor Care - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
Let the pros at M & J Carpet & Floor Care transform your carpets into like-new condition any Monday through Friday with this deal: • $40 ($228 value) for carpet cleaning for up to 600 square feet • Cleaning teams boast m...
$39 for a 60-Minute RMT Massage with Insurance Receipt at Oriental Falls Spa ($80 Value)
C$39 C$80 at Oriental Falls Spa - Groupon - Expires 01/30/16
Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon. $39 for 60-Minute RMT Massage ($80 ...
One, Two, or Three Facial Skin-Tightening Treatments at Health Medica (Up to 62% Off)
C$79 C$175 at Health Medica - Groupon - Expires 01/29/16
Beautiful faces are the only faces that get a chance to appear on magazine covers or in movies where high school seems fun. Get starlet fever with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $79 for one facial skin-tightening treatme...
5, 10, or 15 Shine & Protect Car Washes at Nanak Car Wash (Up to 67% Off)
C$20 C$45 at Nanak Car Wash - Groupon - Expires 08/02/13
Getting your vehicle cleaned at the car wash uses less water than hosing it down at home and less gas than driving it into a river. Combat grime efficiently with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for 5 Shine & Prote...
$599 for Custom Men's Cashmere Suit, Shirt, and Silk Tie, or Custom Overcoat at Empire Customs ($1,385 Value)
C$599 C$1,385 at Empire Customs - Groupon - Expires 01/30/16
A new suit can help you close a deal, much like opening with a firm handshake or presenting a business card printed on a crisp $10 bill. Dress for success with this Groupon. $599 for a Custom Suit Package or Winter Overcoat ($1,385...
$10 for Boat Tour of Toronto Harbour and Islands from Toronto Harbour Tours (Up to $28.19 Value)
C$10 C$28.19 at Toronto Harbour Tours - Groupon - Expires 09/01/13
Harbour tours give people a view of the city generally reserved for commercial fishers and visiting Godzillas. Float on with this Groupon. $10 for One-Hour Boat Tour of Toronto Harbour and Islands (Up to $28.19 Value, Including Tax...
Chiropractic Package with One or Three Adjustments at Bayview Village Wellness Centre (Up to 83% Off)
C$29 C$144 at Bayview Village Wellness Centre - Groupon - Expires 01/29/16
Taking care of your spine is tough, especially because sitting at a desk causes bad posture and carrying around a steel I-beam looks so cool. Take a load off with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a chiropractic pa...
Haircut, Blowdry, and Style with Optional Blowdry and Partial Highlights at Salon Tatiana (Up to 74% Off)
C$29 C$85 at Salon Tatiana - Groupon - Expires 01/29/16
After leaving office, presidents have to readjust to normal life, where there's no vice president to wash their hair every morning. Get a stately head with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a haircut, blowdry, and ...
$150 Toward Prescription Eyewear with Optional Eye Exam and Consultation at Vision Express
C$19 C$150 at Vision Express - Groupon - Expires 08/31/13
It's important to have regular eye exams so that you can tell if your vision is slipping or if your loved ones are devolving into fuzzy blobs. Stay sharp with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for an eye exam, consulta...
Vegetarian Indian Buffet for Two or Four at Govinda's (Up to 53% Off)
C$10 C$20 at Govinda's - Groupon - Expires 01/29/16
A meal can bring friends closer together, much like a camping trip or a pact to never mention what happened on the camping trip ever again. Have an evening you'll never forget with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for...
$5 for $10 Worth of Funnel Cakes and Ice Cream at Big Moe's Burgers
C$5 C$10 at Big Moe's Burgers - Groupon - Expires 01/28/16
Desserts let people satisfy their cravings for sweets without tapping a maple tree or milking bees for their honey. Soak up sucrose with this Groupon. $5 for $10 Worth of Funnel Cakes and Ice Cream The menu includes 6" funnel cake...
Five-Hour Summer Wine Tour with Tastings for One or Two from Niagara Fun Tours (Up to 58% Off)
C$39 C$89 at Niagara Fun Tours - Groupon - Expires 08/27/13
People are fascinated by the origins of things they love, which explains the popularity of winery tours or visits to the factory where little sisters are made. See where it all began with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...
Four-Week Language Course or 30-Hour Accounting Class at Sharp Training (Up to 80% Off)
C$81 C$405 at Sharp Training - Groupon - Expires 01/28/16
Learning a foreign language challenges the intellect, enriches the spirit, and allows you to call the Norwegian royal family to tell them they are a ridiculous concept. Dial into dialects with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Optio...
$399 for a Driving-Class Package with Classroom and In-Car Instruction at Academic Safety Driving School ($674 Value)
C$399 C$674 at Academic Safety Driving - Groupon - Expires 01/28/16
Like a rebellious older cousin or a speed-limit sign with a question mark, a sports car dares you to drive faster. Accelerate safely with this Groupon. $399 for a Deluxe Driving-Course Package ($674 Total Value) 20 hours of class...
8, 12, or 16 Zumba, Bokwa, Dance, and Fitness Classes at Bravo’s Party (Up to 62% Off)
C$29 C$64 at Bravo's Party - Groupon - Expires 01/27/16
Sweating is like taking a nice shower, except the water is coming from inside of you. Let it out with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for 8 classes (a $64 value) $39 for 12 classes (a $96 value) $49 for 16 classes (a ...
Four or Eight Pole-Dancing Classes at Aradia Fitness (Up to 76% Off)
C$29 C$100 at Aradia Fitness - Groupon - Expires 01/27/16
Pole dancing is perfect for those whose dance partners refuse to just stand still and reach for the ceiling. Find an inanimate co-star with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for four pole-dancing classes (a $100 value)...
Queen or King Sealy Posturepedic Eurotop Memory-Foam Mattresses at LA Mattress Depot (80% Off)
C$499 C$2,500 at LA Mattress Depot - Groupon - Expires 01/27/16
With a comfortable mattress, sleepers are 80% more likely to reach deep sleep and 20% more likely to have an awesome dream about mattresses. Sleep well with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $499 for a queen-size Sealy Pos...
$19 for $150 Toward Prescription Eyeglasses and Prescription Sunglasses at Optical Thirty 8 in Scarborough or Toronto
C$19 C$150 at Optical Thirty 8 - Groupon - Expires 08/31/13
Without eyeglasses, poor-sighted people would be forced to hold up two monocles and give up use of their hands forever. Revel in eyewear advancements with this Groupon. $19 for $150 Toward a Complete Pair of Prescription Eyeglasses...
One or Three Months of Unlimited Yoga or a One-Year Membership at Trish Stratus's Stratusphere (Up to 86% Off)
C$29 C$160 at Trish Stratus's Stratusphere - Groupon - Expires 01/26/16
Yoga is a much easier way to exercise both mind and body than testing Einstein's theory of relativity by racing a beam of light. Travel at lithe speed with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for 1-month of unlimited yoga...
Standup-Paddleboard, Kayak, or Canoe Lesson and Rental from Toronto Adventures (Half Off). Five Options Available.
C$25 C$49.95 at Toronto Adventures - Groupon - Expires 01/26/16
Canoeing along a riverbank lets you get close to wildlife, much like sharing a strawberry with an elk. Share the great outdoors with this Groupon. Choose from Five Options $25 for an introductory standup-paddleboarding lesson and...
Men’s Haircut, Wash, Style, and Hot-Towel Shave with Optional Mani-Pedi at Taylor & Colt (Up to 61% Off)
C$49 C$119 at Taylor & Colt - Groupon - Expires 04/16/14
It can be beneficial to ask questions of experienced barbers, such as Can I pull off frosted tips? and Is the barbershop pole peppermint or spearmint flavored? Get sharp insights with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 ...
Colon-Hydrotherapy Services at Mississauga Colonics (Up to 62% Off). Three Options Available.
C$49 C$120 at Mississauga Colonics - Groupon - Expires 01/25/16
Being clean on the inside is just as important as being clean on the outside, which is why doctors recommend that you eat at least one natural sponge a day. De-gunk your trunk with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for ...
Mani-Pedi or Shellac Manicure with Regular Pedicure at Matisse Hair (Half Off)
C$25 C$50 at Matisse Hair - Groupon - Expires 01/25/16
It's common practice to shake hands upon meeting new people so that you can hold down their dominant hand while your partner takes their wallet. Snatch a new look for your hands with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 f...
Classic Mani-Pedi or Shellac Manicure and Classic Pedicure at Princess Nail Spa (Up to 64% Off)
C$25 C$63 at Princess Nail Spa - Groupon - Expires 01/25/16
It is said that a true lady never reveals her age, whether by hiding her driver's license or constantly threatening the people who witnessed her birth. Preserve secrets with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a clas...
One or Two Microdermabrasion Treatments with Photofacials at Sol Escape Salon & Cosmetic Spa (Up to 83% Off))
C$109 C$485 at Sol Escape Salon & Cosmetic Spa - Groupon - Expires 01/24/16
Wrinkles make you look older, so people ask you things such as, "What were horses for?" Keep your secrets with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $109 for one microdermabrasion with a photofacial (a $485 value) $169 for two...
Trail Ride for Two, One-Day Mini Riding Camp, or Birthday Party for Up to Eight at Five Star Ranch (Up to 54% Off)
C$39 C$80 at Five Star Ranch - Groupon - Expires 09/21/13
Horses require human guidance to keep from brushing against barbed wire, eating poisonous rocks, and galloping triumphantly into the ocean. Take the reins with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a weekday trail ride ...
One or Three 60-Minute RMT Massages at ESU Massage Therapy (Up to 61% Off)
C$39 C$85 at ESU Massage Therapy - Groupon - Expires 01/24/16
Getting a massage is an effective way to relax, much like dipping your feet into a warm box of puppies. Immerse yourself in comfort with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute RMT massage (an $85 value) $...
Two Savoury Crepes and One Dessert Crepe, or $15 for $30 Worth of Crepes at De La Crepe
C$13 C$26.47 at De La Crepe - Groupon - Expires 06/22/13
One of the great simple pleasures of travelling abroad is stumbling upon a restaurant frequented by locals, followed closely by bathing in gelato and loudly explaining why everything in Canada is better. Replicate that feeling with ...
One, Two, or Three 60-Minute Massage or Acupuncture Treatments at Health-Pro Wellness (Up to 59% Off)
C$39 C$80 at Health-Pro Wellness - Groupon - Expires 04/13/14
Muscle tension can be surprisingly hard to get rid of, much like a tortoise that somehow decided you were its mom. Experience some slow and steady relief with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one 60-minute massage ...
One Round of Glow-in-the-Dark Mini Golf for Two or Four at Putting Edge (Up to 55% Off)
C$10 C$21 at Putting Edge - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Forced to cut its cultural budget or face a total loss of its nation's heritage, Scottish Parliament settled on miniaturizing golf—a fortunate last-minute substitute for miniaturizing kilts. Celebrate the Scots' pared-down pastime...
OPI Mani-Pedi with Optional 30-Minute Relaxation Massage at Vera Medi-Spa and Salon (Up to 59% Off)
C$29 C$58 at Vera Medi-Spa and Salon - Groupon - Expires 01/23/16
Manicures are useful because they decorate the most disgusting, vile part of the body—the hand. Make your hands bearable with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for an OPI manicure and pedicure (a $58 value) $49 for a...
$5 for $10 Worth of Frozen Yogurt, Smoothies, and Bubble Tea at Berry Mix Frozen Yogurt
C$5 C$10 at Berry Mix Frozen Yogurt - Groupon - Expires 07/01/13
Frozen yogurt is used to delight taste buds, unlike boiling yogurt, which is used to stop invaders from scaling gingerbread castles. Harness the benefits of this powerful treat with this Groupon. $5 for $10 Worth of Frozen Treats ...
One or Two 60-Minute Massages at All Seasons Rehab Centre (Up to 56% Off)
C$45 C$90 at All Seasons Rehab Centre - Groupon - Expires 04/12/14
Massage is a safer way to work out knots than lying on the floor of your car and working the pedals with your hands to drive over speed bumps. Slow down stress with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for one 60-minute m...
$49 for a 2.5-Hour Cooking Class at The Spice Lady ($100 Value)
C$49 C$100 at The Spice Lady - Groupon - Expires 08/24/13
Cooks teach by using a hands-on approach, which is more effective than mailing students a box filled with flour, eggs, some matches, and a note that says "cookies?" Get your hands dirty with this Groupon. $49 for a 2.5-Hour Cooking...
$99 for PADI Open-Water Dive Course with Certification at My Dive Center ($200 Value)
$99 $200 at My Dive Center - Groupon - Expires 07/12/13
Humans have long envied fish for their ability to breathe underwater and swim naked without everybody getting all weird about it. Get slippery with this Groupon. $99 for PADI Open-Water Dive Course with Certification ($200 Value) ...
One or Three Acupuncture Sessions with Tuina Massage at Ontario College of Traditional Chinese Medicine (Up to 76% Off)
C$29 C$115 at Ontario College of Traditional Chinese Medicine - Groupon - Expires 06/17/13
Acupuncture uses tiny needles to redirect the body's energy, which is a better use for needles than sewing yourself into a sleeping bag forever. Feel better with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one 60-minute acup...
$36 for Upscale Dinner for Two with Appetizer and Entrees at Pinnacle Restaurant (Up to $72 Value)
C$36 C$72 at Pinnacle Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 04/11/14
Fine-dining establishments give you options, such as “soup or salad?†and “silver platter or wax-paper-lined top hat?†Celebrate good taste with this Groupon. $36 for an Upscale Dinner for Two (Up to $72 Value) One appeti...
$19 for 10 Drop-In Kids’ Karate Classes at Kai Shin Martial Arts ($150 Value)
C$19 C$150 at Kai Shin Martial Arts - Groupon - Expires 04/10/14
Like practicing the piano while leg-pressing another piano, martial arts help develop strength and discipline simultaneously. Bolster a child’s body and mind with this Groupon. $19 for 10 Drop-In Kids’ Karate Classes ($150 Valu...
$130 for a Professional High-Speed Go-Karting Package with 15 Laps at Mosport International Karting ($289.97 Value)
C$130 C$289.97 at Mosport International Karting - Groupon - Expires 08/02/13
Go-kart tracks are winding and curving courses commonly designed in such layouts as the figure eight and the snake kissing a garden hose. Hug those curves with this Groupon. $130 for a Pro Go-Karting Experience ($289.97 Total Value...
10 Yoga Classes or One Month of Unlimited Yoga at The Yogaah Studio at Spartan Fitness (Up to 60% Off)
C$49.99 C$120 at The Yogaah Studio at Spartan Fitness - Groupon - Expires 01/20/16
Choose Between Two Options $49.99 for 10 yoga classes (a $120 value) $39.99 for one month of unlimited yoga (a $99 value) Yoga classes range from energizing flow to more meditative yin yoga sessions, along with yoga sculpting an...
$39 for One Month of Unlimited Hot Yoga Classes at Yoga Loft ($150 Value)
C$39 C$150 at Yoga Loft - Groupon - Expires 04/10/14
"Losing weight" and "feeling great" have rhymed ever since Parliament ordered them to with the Make Life More Perfect Act of 1927. Everything fits with this Groupon. $39 for One Month of Unlimited Hot Yoga Classes ($150 value) Hot...
5 or 10 Sessions in a Jade Thermal Massage Bed at Migun (Up to 51% Off)
C$25 C$50 at Migun - Groupon - Expires 04/10/14
An automated massage bed provides the same benefits as a live massage therapist, without the nagging feeling that you should offer to lend a hand. Release all of your stresses with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 fo...
One Year of Hair-Removal Treatments on One Small, Medium, or Large Area at Second Skin Medspa (Up to 90% Off)
C$99 C$693 at Second Skin Medspa - Groupon - Expires 01/19/16
Hair almost always grows back, just like weeds and the CN Tower. Smooth things over with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for one year of hair-removal treatments on one small area (a $693 value) $149 for one year of ha...
One or Two Months of Unlimited Yoga at Bikram Yoga Centre (Up to 70% Off)
C$49 C$165 at Bikram Yoga Centre - Groupon - Expires 07/03/13
In yoga, it's important to pay attention to what your body is telling you, such as "I can hold this pose for another 45 seconds, tops" or "You just put my hand down on a candle." Listen to your body with this Groupon. Choose Betwee...
Four, Six, or Eight Microdermabrasions at La Jolie Femme (Up to 88% Off)
$79 $600 at La Jolie Femme - Groupon - Expires 01/19/16
Most people value you for what is on the outside, except for dogs, who can smell that you are full of bones. Upgrade your outsides with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $79 for four microdermabrasions (a $600 value) $99 fo...
One, Three, or Six Acupuncture Sessions at Horizon Wellness Clinic (Up to 76% Off)
C$19 C$70 at Horizon Wellness Clinic - Groupon - Expires 04/09/14
Acupuncture needles are different from sewing needles, in that they are much tinier and can't be used to attach patches of fake fur to a T-shirt. Feel the difference with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for one acupun...
Five-Course Indian Dinner with Entrees and Dessert for Two or Four at Matagali Restaurant (Up to 48% Off)
C$51 C$98 at Matagali Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 04/09/14
In India, it's considered polite to eat only with the right hand, which leaves the left hand free to tousle the hair of the restaurant's designated scamp. Mind your manners with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $51 for a f...
5 or 10 Open-Play Visits at Hooray for Play (Up to 56% Off)
C$19 C$40 at Hooray for Play - Groupon - Expires 04/08/14
Without extracurricular activities, children will take up sedentary pastimes, such as playing video games or baseball. Get them up and moving with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for 5 open-play visits (a $40 value) ...
$59 for a Craft Winemaking Experience with 28 Bottles of Wine and Free Gift at The Wine Butler ($192.99 Value)
C$59 C$192.99 at The Wine Butler - Groupon - Expires 04/08/14
Identifying different flavour notes in wine is a mark of refinement, like discerning the pedigree of a horse by its taste in jazz. Sip on singular vintages with this Groupon. $59 for a Craft Winemaking Experience ($192.99 Value) D...
One or Three Haircuts with Washes and Blow-Drys at Aphrodite Salon & Spa (Up to 54% Off)
C$25 C$50 at Aphrodite Salon & Spa - Groupon - Expires 01/18/16
Sitting back, laughing, and chatting about your day is the best way to enjoy a haircut and the simplest way to ruin your child's clarinet recital. Get a lively look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for one wash, ...
$20 for $40 Worth of Chinese Cuisine and Drinks at Pearl Bayview Chinese Cuisine
C$20 C$40 at Pearl Bayview Chinese Cuisine - Groupon
$20 for $40 Worth of Chinese Cuisine and Drinks The menu includes crispy honey chicken with sesame seeds ($17), fried beef short ribs with honey-black-pepper sauce ($20), and spicy szechuan hot 'n' sour soup with seafood ($6.50 for...
One or Three Shellac Manicures and Pedicures at Aphrodite Salon & Spa (Up to 67% Off)
C$29 C$80 at Aphrodite Salon & Spa - Groupon
Our dexterous hands are what separate us from the animals, specifically by locking our front doors. Domesticate your digits with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one shellac manicure and pedicure (an $80 value) $...
$25 for Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes at Bikram Yoga East York ($165 Value)
C$25 C$165 at Bikram Yoga East York - Groupon
Heat makes things more flexible, whether its bodies practicing Bikram yoga or bosses negotiating raises in a sauna. Stretch into new positions with this Groupon. $25 for One Month of Unlimited Bikram Yoga Classes ($165 Value) Nine...
$49 for a 105-Minute Massage and Reflexology Spa Package at Eastern Spa ($130 Value)
C$49 C$130 at Eastern Spa - Groupon
Massage therapists are known for their strong hands, which means that the best way to find one is to follow a trail of open pickle jars. Find a helping hand with this Groupon. $49 for a 105-Minute Body Massage and Reflexology Packa...
Mani-Pedi or Shellac Manicure and Deluxe Pedicure at Nice Hair and Nails (Up to 57% Off)
C$25 C$50 at Nice Hair and Nails - Groupon
Feet are the most overworked part of the body, followed closely by the elves that live in our pupils and schedule our blinks. Envision relaxation with this Groupon. Choose between Two Options $25 for a manicure and pedicure (a $5...
Anti-Aging Dermal Filler Enhancement Treatment, or Up to 20 Units of Dermal Filler at Rayne Spa (Up to 55% Off)
C$249 C$498 at Rayne Spa - Groupon
Sagging skin makes you look older, which is why it's so coveted by teenagers. Look youthful with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $249 for an anti-aging dermal-filler enhancement treatment (a $498 value) $99 for up to 20 ...
5 or 10 Boot-Camp Classes at Cardio-Go (Up to 84% Off)
C$28 C$180 at Cardio-Go - Groupon
Boot-camp classes combine mental toughness with physical strength, much like solving a sudoku puzzle engraved in stone. Strengthen body and mind with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $18 for 5 boot-camp classes (a $90 va...
Mediterranean Food for One or Two, Four, or Six at Feta & Olives (Up to 54% Off)
C$6 C$12 at Feta & Olives - Groupon
Like a gentle dragon or Earth itself, a falafel's rough exterior belies its inner warmth. Crunch through outer shells with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $6 for $12 worth of Mediterranean food for one or two people $11 f...
Two 60-Minute RMT Massages, Chiropractic Exam and Adjustment, or Both at Pande Family Wellness Centre (Up to 78% Off)
C$75 C$183 at Pande Family Wellness Centre - Groupon
Choose from Three Options $75 for two 60-minute RMT massages (a $183 value) $29 for a chiropractic exam and adjustment (a $132 value) $99 for two 60-minute RMT massages with a chiropractic exam and adjustment (a $314 value)
Three-Course Bistro Dinner for Two or Four at The Beaconsfield (Up to 54% Off)
C$45 C$93 at The Beaconsfield - Groupon
Choose Between Two Options $45 for a three-course bistro dinner for two (up to a $93 value) $85 for a three-course bistro dinner for four (up to a $186 value) Each pair will receive two appetizers (up to a $31 value), two ent...
$49 for 45-Minute Full-Body Scrub and 60-Minute Holistic Facial at Boyle House Wellness Centre ($139 Value)
C$49 C$139 at Boyle House Wellness Centre - Groupon
Facials make your skin as smooth and radiant as a GarnerTech Energy Cube™—_"The Glowing Box You Should Avoid Prolonged Eye Contact With!"_ Get a healthy glow with this Groupon. $49 for a Full-Body Scrub and a Holistic Facial ($...
Three Smoothies with Elixirs or $5 for $10 Worth of Juice or Smoothies at Sanna-Tea superfood juice bar
C$5 C$10 at Sanna-Tea superfood juice bar - Groupon
Juice and milk have a lot in common in that they're both packed with nutrients and were discovered thanks to humanity's need to squeeze everything. Get your vitamins with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $5 for $10 worth ...
Nitrogen Tire Fill or One or Three Oil and Filter Changes with Inspection at Woodbine Nissan (Up to 62% Off)
C$19 C$39.95 at Woodbine Nissan - Groupon
Cars are cool because they are essentially big, strong robots that you can get inside and control. The world is better than you thought with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for one oil and filter change with a 15-poin...
Two or Three 12"x18" Custom Canvas Prints or Three 14"x20" Prints from Canvas Made Easy (Up to 71% Off)
C$39 C$136 at Canvas Made Easy - Groupon
A well-decorated home is at once stylish and comfortable, much like a dress made of a loved one's hair. Feel warm and fuzzy with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a set of two 12"x18" custom canvas prints (a $136 va...
10 or 20 Yoga Classes at Evolve Studio (Up to 70% Off)
C$39 C$128 at Evolve Studio - Groupon
You can often hold yoga poses longer if you’re in a supportive classroom, at a peaceful natural spot, or below the downspout of a concrete mixer. Find stillness with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 10 yoga clas...
Two- or Three-Hour Golf Simulator Session for Up to Six at The Golf Lounge (Up to 53% Off)
C$35 C$70 at The Golf Lounge - Groupon
Well-rounded golfers must master a variety of skills, including driving, reverse-putting, and suppressing the part of the brain that associates high scores with victory. Chip away at preconceived notions with this Groupon. Choose B...
90-Minute Boudoir, Family, Child, Maternity, or Headshot Photo Session with Image DVD at Froz’n Motion (Up to 92% Off)
C$59 C$749 at Froz'n Motion - Groupon
Getting photos taken is a great way to document your life and convince yourself at any given moment that you're not just a brain floating in a jar somewhere. Get existential evidence with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...
Relaxing or Rejuvenating Spa Package with Facial, Body Mask, and Massage at Nefertiti Spa (Up to 76% Off)
C$79 C$310 at Nefertiti Spa - Groupon
Smooth skin gives you an untouched canvas to stick latex wounds on so that you can leave work early. Alter your appearance with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for a Full-Body Relaxing Deluxe Spa Package (a $310 value...
10 Boot-Camp Classes or Three Months of Unlimited Boot-Camp Classes at Xplosion Fitness (Up to 85% Off)
C$39 C$226 at Xplosion Fitness - Groupon
Boot-camp classes motivate individuals through the power of the group, which provides shoulders to sweat on once the going gets tough. Get fit the fun and responsible way with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 10 b...
Wedding-Dress Cleaning with Option for Preservation, or $29 for $75 Worth of Dress Alterations at Boxgrove Cleaners
C$29 C$75 at Boxgrove Cleaners - Groupon
Choose from Three Options $29 for $75 worth of wedding-dress alterations $119 for a wedding-dress cleaning (a $289 value) $169 for a wedding-dress cleaning with packaging and preservation (a $379 value) GreenEarth dry-cleaning t...
Haircut with Moisturizing Treatment and Discount on Colour at Paul Pecorella Hair Salon & Spa (Up to $67 Value)
C$29 C$67 at Paul Pecorella Hair Salon & Spa - Groupon
Neglected hair retaliates against owners by tangling itself in beanie propellers and conspicuously loitering around unsolved crime scenes. Absolve yourself of accusatory glances with this Groupon. $29 for a Haircut Package from a J...
$19 for 10 Martial-Arts Classes at Pro Dojos (Up to $150 Value)
C$19 C$150 at Pro Dojos - Groupon
Martial arts encompass many forms of hand-to-hand combat, from jujitsu to punching walls in your sleep. Focus your fury with this Groupon. $19 for 10 Martial-Arts Classes (Up to $150 Value) Depending on the location, classes can c...
Candy Sushi at Sweet Sushi by Jessica (Up to 58% Off). Two Options Available
C$15 C$30 at Sweet Sushi by Jessica - Groupon
Anticipation is a powerful motivator, which is why people rush through dinner to get to dessert or fast-forward a movie to see who key-gripped it. Skip to the best part with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 wo...
Papaya Facial and Laser Genesis Collagen-Building Treatment or Glass of Champagne at Tru Vitality Clinic (Up to 73% Off)
C$45 C$170 at Tru Vitality Clinic - Groupon
Getting a facial is the most caring thing you can do for your face aside from pressing it deeply into the hands of a kindly old man. Refresh your face with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for a papaya facial and glas...
$20 for $40 Worth of American Food and Drinks at Shoeless Joe's Sports Grill
C$20 C$40 at Shoeless Joe's Sports Grill - Groupon
Even novice sommeliers know that a filet mignon should be paired with a rich red wine and a cheeseburger should be paired with a snifter of dipping ketchup. Set your muzzle to guzzle with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of American...
$29 for 10 Laps of Indoor Go-Karting and 18-Holes of Mini-Golf for Two at 401 Mini-Indy Go-Karts ($60 Value)
C$29 C$60 at 401 Mini-Indy Go-Karts - Groupon
Go-karts allow people to experience the thrill of driving without having to hear annoying radio ads or accidentally visit the World's Biggest Waffle. Stay on the grid with this Groupon. $29 for Go-Karting and Mini-Golf for Two ($60...
Oil Change Package, Rustproofing, or Both at Auto Supreme (Up to 70% Off)
C$24 C$80 at Auto Supreme - Groupon
An oil change can keep your engine running smoothly for exciting road trips to destinations such as Uncle Tourism's Reptile Egg-atorium or North Dakota. Get moving with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $24 for a castor oil...
Vegetarian Indian Buffet for Two or Four at Govinda's (Up to 53% Off)
C$10 C$20 at Govinda's - Groupon
A meal can bring friends closer together, much like a camping trip or a pact to never mention what happened on the camping trip ever again. Have an evening you'll never forget with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for...
Two, Four, or Six Laser Vein-Removal Treatments for Both Full Legs at NV Medical Spa (Up to 93% Off)
C$69 C$600 at NV Medical Spa - Groupon
Like the robotics laboratory your parents assembled you in, veins were never meant for you to see. Conceal your components with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for two laser vein-removal treatments (a $600 value) $99 ...
10 Hot-Yoga Classes or One Month of Unlimited Hot-Yoga Classes at Redwood Hot Yoga (Up to 82% Off)
C$29 C$160 at Redwood Hot Yoga - Groupon
Heat enhances the mind-body connection during activities such as hot yoga and the popular TV quiz show, Beach Jeopardy! Loosen up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 10 hot-yoga classes (a $160 value) $39 for on...
$39 for a One-Hour Holistic Massage and 20% Off Nutritional Supplements ($150 Value)
C$39 C$150 at Team Theraputix Rehabilitation & Wellness Centre - Groupon
Holistic massage incorporates not only the physical strength of a masseuse but also the spirit of all the other people that the masseuse has ever shaken hands with. Let hands heal you with this Groupon. $39 for a One-Hour Massage ...
30-Minute Express Mani-Pedi with Optional 30-Minute Express Facial at A&B Creative Looks (Up to 62% Off)
C$19 C$50 at A&B Creative Looks - Groupon
Your feet and hands need as much attention as you would give a small child or a penguin you are somehow forced to take care of. Pamper yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a 30-minute express mani-pedi (...
$25 for 2 Pounds of Wings, Beer, and Fries or Onion Rings at Krazy Cactus Restaurant & Sports Bar ($46.83 Value)
C$25 C$46.83 at Krazy Cactus Restaurant & Sports Bar - Groupon
Buffalo wings aren't just delicious; they are also a starter kit for building a tiny skeleton. Go from spicy to spooky with this Groupon. $25 for a Wings Package ($46.83 Value, Including Tax) 2 pounds of wings One pitcher of beer...
Laser Hair Removal at La Fontaine Cosmetic Surgery Clinic (Up to 93% Off). Four Options Available.
C$99 C$1,350 at La Fontaine Cosmetic Surgery Clinic - Groupon
Hair never stops growing, much like Canada's endless, beautiful forests. Depilate your skin-scapes with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $99 for six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (up to a $1,350 value) $198 ...
Two-Hour Cake-Decorating or Cupcake-Making Class at Sugartiers (75% Off)
C$49 C$199 at Sugartiers - Groupon
Learning a new skill is useful, especially if it means a promotion to a front-of-the-horse costume. Go to the head of the class with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a two-hour Basic Introduction to Cake Decoratin...
Massage, Facial, or Both at Green World Wellness Centre (Up to 67% Off)
C$39 C$80 at Green World Wellness Centre - Groupon
Your body has a nose for smelling, eyes for seeing, a back for standing, and a mouth for keeping all your saliva handy. Take care of your everything with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a 60-minute RMT massage ($8...
$29 for Consultation and Three Spinal-Decompression Treatments at Health Medica ($450 Value)
C$29 C$450 at Health Medica - Groupon
Misaligned vertebrae can disrupt the flow of information through the body's nervous system, resulting in bad things, such as pain, but also cool things, such as the inability to feel pain. Strengthen your spine with this Groupon. $...
Five Spin Classes or One Month of Unlimited Spin Classes at Quad West (Up to 75% Off)
C$29 C$111.87 at Quad West - Groupon
Working out in a group means you always have someone to spot you, someone to cheer you on, and someone to rip your shirt for you if your muscles aren't growing fast enough. Find strength in numbers with this Groupon. Choose Between...
Massage with Microdermabrasion and Bio-Oxygen Infusion Treatments or Photofacial at Caesar Spa (Up to 75% Off)
C$45 C$180 at Caesar Spa - Groupon
Spas offer an escape from everyday duties such as 9-to-5 yoga classes or graveyard shifts as a lap dog. Play healthful hooky with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for a massage and facial package (a $180 value) 30-mi...
Two-Course Italian Dinner for Two or Four at Calabria Restaurant (Up to 54% Off)
C$29 C$59.96 at Calabria Restaurant - Groupon
Italian cuisine is often served "family style"––off a platter rotating 50 feet above the diners' heads, which they can only reach through wits and teamwork. Bond over a meal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 f...
60-Minute Walking Tour with Photos for One, Two, Three, or 10 People from LiveToronto (Up to 80% Off)
C$15 C$30 at LiveToronto Private Walking Tours - Groupon
Walking tours let you explore the very sidewalks where that city's famous denizens once strolled and yelled, "I'm famous and I will live forever!" at passing cars. Feel the history beneath your feet with this Groupon. Choose from F...
One or Two Organic Teeth-Whitening Treatments at Oral Spa (Up to 82% Off)
C$34 C$149.99 at Oral Spa - Groupon
The perfect human would have sparkling-white teeth, minty-fresh breath, and can openers for hands. Get as close to perfection as possible with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $34 for one organic teeth-whitening treatment...
One or Three 60-Minute Facials at Studio M Hair Salon & Spa (Up to 81% Off)
C$29 C$120 at Studio M Hair Salon & Spa - Groupon
A beautiful face can help you attract romance, much like wandering through the streets with an armful of baguettes. Catch someone's eye with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for any one 60-minute facial of your choice...
$19 for $200 Toward Prescription Glasses at The Optician Inc.
C$19 C$200 at The Optician Inc. - Groupon
$19 for $200 Toward Prescription Glasses Frames from designers including Michael Kors and Marc Jacobs start at $179, and lenses start at $99. Eye exams are available for an additional fee.
The Sports Spa Package or The Overhaul Spa Package at Bode Spa for Men (Up to 54% Off)
C$199 C$415 at Bode Spa - Groupon
Spending a day at the spa can make you feel like royalty, much like cleaning out your earwax with a tiny silver spoon. Rule with a soft, well-moisturized fist with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for The Sports Packag...
$34 for a 60-Minute Foot Reflexology Session at GoShani Reflexology (Half Off)
C$34 C$69 at GoShani Reflexology - Groupon
Getting a reflexology massage can be relaxing, like listening to the sound of the rainforest or to the sound of a whale whispering, "You are in a safe place." Feel at peace with this Groupon. $34 for a 60-Minute Foot Reflexology Se...
Haircut with Optional Partial Highlights or a Month of Blow-Dries at On The Avenue Spa by Woody Michleb (Up to 86% Off)
C$39 C$105 at On The Avenue Spa by Woody Michleb - Groupon
Hair will keep getting longer until someone cuts it off, much like an after-dinner lecture on the importance of following your dreams. Get the length you long for with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a haircut and...
$119 for Eight Weeks of Spanish, Portuguese, or ESL Lessons at The Communication Embassy ($320 Value)
C$119 C$320 at The Communication Embassy - Groupon
Language classes teach the basics that will help when traveling, such as how to ask someone for directions or where the town keeps all its handsomest people. See the world with this Groupon. $119 for Eight Weeks of Language Lessons...
10 or 20 Obstacle-Course Training Sessions Plus Battlefield Titan Entry Fee at Inner Soldier (75% Off)
C$69.99 C$275 at Inner Soldier - Groupon
Like a prison break, a workout involves running, climbing, rowing a boat, and playing a quick game of racquetball. Break free from routine with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69.99 for 10 obstacle-course training sessi...
Packages of Chicken Fingers, Mini Hot Dogs, Chicken Breasts, or Chicken Bites from Erie Meats (Up to 53% Off)
C$29 C$61.60 at Erie Meats - Groupon
People often customize their hot dog with toppings, whether it's mustard and relish or two additional hot dogs. The possibilities are endless with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $29 for two 2-kilogram packages of classic ...
Four- or Eight-Week Outdoor Boot Camp from Fit City Workouts (Up to 73% Off)
C$39 C$139 at Fit City Workouts - Groupon
Profuse sweating means you've either just had a great workout, or you're nervous about accidentally being appointed prime minister. Engage in carefree perspiration with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a four-week...
5 or 10 45-Minute Adult Zumba, Ballet Boot Camp, or Tap Classes at Groove School of Dance (Up to 65% Off)
C$19 C$50 at Groove School of Dance - Groupon
Thomas Edison declared that genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, a fact he discovered while inventing the volcano. Work up a healthy sweat with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for 5 45-minute adult Zumba, b...
$89 for Four-Week Drawing or Painting Course at Lynrich Arts ($199.50 Value)
C$89 C$199.50 at Lynrich Arts - Groupon
Learning a new skill is useful, especially if it means a promotion to a front-of-the-horse costume. Go to the head of the class with this Groupon. $89 for Four-Week Drawing or Painting Course ($199.50 Value) This Groupon is valid ...
One or Two 60-Minute Massages at Organic Body Wellness Clinic (Up to 66% Off)
C$35 C$80 at Organic Body Wellness Clinic - Groupon
If deprived of massages, your muscles will gradually contract and twine together until they spell out the phone number of the nearest hospital. Answer the cry for help with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 60-...
"Cats" Ticket Package! at "Cats"
C$99 C$135 at "Cats" - Living Social - Expires 06/29/13
Since it's 1981 debut on the London stage, Cats has won over audiences worldwide for its timeless story, fantastical costuming and makeup, and feline movements and choreography rooted in ballet and jazz. With this offer, pay $75 to ...
One Year of Soprano XL Laser Hair Removal at Mint Laser Clinic & Skin Care (Up to 97% Off). Two Options Available.
C$149 C$4,696 at Mint Laser Clinic & Skin Care - Groupon
Lasers lie at the heart of many advances in modern medicine, producing clearer vision, whiter teeth, and more font choices for kidney engravings. Exercise your options with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $149 for one ye...
One 30-Minute Massage or One or Three 60-Minute Massages at Body & Soul Clinic (Up to 62% Off)
C$19 C$50 at Body & Soul Clinic - Groupon
No one needs to relax more than a pregnant woman aside from a pregnant woman's baby, who is embarrassed to always be seen with its mom. Feel relief inside and out with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for one 30-minute...
Horse Riding Lessons and Boarding at Dunwyn Equestrian Centre (Up to 61% Off). Three Options Available.
C$25 C$55 at Dunwyn Equestrian Centre - Groupon
Horseback riding is a great way to see the countryside or to escape from your evil cousin's palace. You're a free princess with this Groupon Choose from Three Options $25 for a private 60-minute horse riding lesson (a $55 value) ...
Cut, Shampoo, and Style with Optional Partial Highlights or All-Over Colour at Hairway (Up to 66% Off)
C$39 C$100 at Hairway - Groupon
Unlike love or nephews with healthy kidneys, hair is something you can have too much of. Trim down with this Groupon. Choose Between Three Options $39 for style package with cut, shampoo, and style (a $100 value) $69 for two styl...
$20 for $40 Worth of Portuguese Food or Dinner for Four at Quinta Restaurant (Up to 53% Off)
C$20 C$40 at Quinta Restaurant - Groupon
Few things are as satisfying as a good meal or the thrum of a crossbow as it sends a bolt into a ham. Hit the spot with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 Worth of Portuguese Food $85 for a three-course dinner f...
$40 for a Two-Hour Sushi-Making Class at Wabora Fusion Japanese Restaurant ($100 Value)
C$40 C$100 at Wabora Fusion Japanese Restaurant - Groupon
Like the earth, sushi consists of layers and was apparently invented by someone who really liked the ocean. Explore waves of flavour with this Groupon. $40 for a Two-Hour Sushi-Making Class ($100 Value) Inside Wabora Fusion Japane...
Two-Course Meal for Two or Four at Crabby Joe's (Up to 54% Off)
C$35 C$70.97 at Crabby Joe's - Groupon
Family members who eat together stay together, and family members who get stranded on an island together begin imagining one another as food. Have a family meal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a meal for two ...
$15 for $30 Worth of Indo Chinese Food at Everest Hakka House
C$15 C$30 at Everest Hakka House - Groupon
The best part about eating Chinese fare is the confidence that comes when more than one billion people tacitly support your culinary decision. Eat with the in crowd with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Indo Chinese Cuisine A me...
$29 for 30 Days of Unlimited Boot-Camp Classes at Fit Factory Fitness ($250 Value)
C$29 C$250 at Fit Factory Fitness - Groupon
Going to a boot camp can make you feel like a hardened warrior or just someone who gets pleasure out of the sound of yelling. Feel stronger with this Groupon. $29 for 30 Days of Boot-Camp Classes ($250 Value) A former US Marines ...
One or Two Brazilian or Bikini Waxes at Sonia Esthetics in Holistic Body Options Inc.. (Up to 58% Off)
C$22 C$46 at Sonia Esthetics in Holistic Body Options Inc. - Groupon
Along with damaging one's self-image, rogue hair can cause discomfort and serve as a static-filled attraction for feral balloons. Banish marauding gasbags with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for one Brazilian or bik...
One or Three Infusion-Therapy Facials with Lymphatic Drainage Treatments at Whispers of Beauty (Up to 82% Off)
C$39 C$185 at Whispers of Beauty - Groupon
Getting wrinkly skin is a natural part of growing older, much like faking hearing loss so you don’t have to answer the phone. Keep the lines quiet with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one infusion-therapy facial...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Sessions at Yonge Eglinton Laser Eye & Cosmetic Centre (Up to 87% Off). Three Options Available.
C$269 C$1,740 at Yonge Eglinton Laser Eye & Cosmetic Centre - Groupon
Unlike ice cubes, bone density, or a child actor's sanity, hair removal is expected to last. Add by subtraction with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (up to a $745 ...
60-Minute Massage from a Master Therapist or a 45-Minute Couples Massage at Tuina (Half Off)
C$35 C$70 at Tuina - Groupon
Finding a moment of peace can be as hard as finding a needle in a haystack, especially if you're the kind of person who stresses out about losing a needle. Seriously, just relax with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 f...
20-Minute or 40-Minute Teeth-Whitening Treatment at Canadian Smile Clinics (Up to 77% Off)
C$25 C$99 at Canadian Smile Clinics - Groupon
People are attracted to bright smiles, like moths to a flame or mechanical moths to giant electromagnets. Improve your pull with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a 20-minute New Smile whitening treatment (a $99 va...
Indian and Pakistani Cuisine at Iqbal Kebab (Up to 57% Off). Four Options Available.
C$9.99 C$20.99 at Iqbal Kebab - Groupon
Taking loved ones on dinner dates makes them feel special, much like hiring a loud person to shout their name on the sidewalk. Make your sweetheart swoon with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $9.99 for an Indian/Pakistani fe...
One or Three Brazilian Waxes at Love Thyself Esthetics (Up to 53% Off)
C$17 C$35 at Love Thyself Esthetics - Groupon
Human body hair is purely vestigial, which means that our ancient ancestors once used it to make vests. Move on with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $17 for Brazilian wax (a $35 value) $49 for three Brazilian waxes (a $...
Modern Bistro Fare for Lunch or Dinner at Red Canoe Bistro (Half Off)
C$10 C$20 at Red Canoe Bistro - Groupon
Going to a restaurant with a fancy menu is a great way to impress a date, who might not otherwise know you can read. Order for the table with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of modern bistro fare for lu...
One or Three Months of Kids’ Summer Dance Classes at Dance Kids Canada (Up to 72% Off)
C$79 C$240 at Dance Kids Canada - Groupon
Learning something new requires clearing space in your head, which is best accomplished by sneezing out brain cells until you can't remember cursive. Make room for new skills with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for ...
$40 for $100 Worth of Custom Framing at Glass Mosaic Canada
C$40 C$100 at Glass Mosaic Canada - Groupon
Both a framed work of art and a finicky antique cannon add a lot of personality to a living room at the simple expense of a few holes in the wall. Maximize aesthetics while minimizing structural damage with this Groupon. $40 for $1...
Four or Eight Skin-Tightening Body-Contouring Treatments at LaserPro MedSpa (Up to 92% Off)
C$119 C$1,196 at LaserPro MedSpa - Groupon
Much like an automobile, the human body requires proper care to stay healthy and good looking for calendar photos. Maintain your natural mode of transportation with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $119 for four skin-tigh...
60- or 90-Minute Hot-Stone Massage with Cellulite-Reduction Massage at Medissa Wellness Center (Up to 66% Off)
C$36 C$75 at Medissa Wellness Center - Groupon
At a certain age it becomes important to take care of yourself, usually right after your set of baby muscles falls out. Be better than your baby self with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $36 for a 60-minute hot-stone mas...
Unlimited Regular or Synthetic Oil Changes for Five Years with Two Years of Roadside Assistance at Pars Moto (95% Off)
C$149 C$3,000 at Pars Moto - Groupon
Your car relies on you to maintain it regularly and not to gun it across any rivers, even if there are free Timbits on the opposite bank. Keep your vehicular promises with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $149 for unlimit...
$29 for 250 Minutes of Tanning in Any Level of Lie-Down or Stand-Up Bed at Bora Bora ($415 Value)
C$29 C$415 at Bora Bora - Groupon
A tan can let people know that you've been at the beach or convince them that you haven't been living in their closet for that long. Stop hiding your beauty with this Groupon. $29 for 250 Minutes of Tanning in Any Level of Lie-Down...
$19 for 10 Drop-In Pilates, Yoga, or Zumba Classes at Danceology ($149 Value)
C$19 C$149 at Danceology - Groupon
In the Victorian era, people made their cores look tight by wearing corsets, which doubled as bulletproof vests during pistol duels. Strengthen your core until it's naturally impervious to bullets instead with this Groupon. $19 for...
10 or 20 Drop-In Kick-Boxing Classes at Effective Kickboxing (Up to 90% Off)
C$19 C$150 at Effective Kickboxing - Groupon
When kick-boxers accidentally look at their target, it's called telegraphing, but when they hit opponents in the face with a typewriter, it's called texting. Communicate properly with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 ...
Indian Dinner for Two or Four with Appetizers and Desserts at 5th Elementt Restaurant (Up to 51% Off)
C$39 C$79.75 at 5th Elementt Restaurant - Groupon
Family members who eat together stay together, and family members who get stranded on an island together begin imagining one another as food. Have a family meal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for dinner for two...
Haircut, Blow-Dry, and Style with Optional Accent Highlights at Hair Body & Soul Studio and Spa (Up to 72% Off)
C$29 C$65 at Hair Body & Soul Studio and Spa - Groupon
Time at the spa calms the mind, may lower blood pressure, and almost certainly means that one is not spending time sweeping chimneys. Enjoy respite with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a haircut, wash, blow-dry, ...
$15 to See a Play Performance at Herongate Barn Theatre (Up to $30 Value)
C$15 C$30 at Herongate Barn Theatre - Groupon
Metaphors for laughter are often surprisingly violent, from busting a gut to splitting your sides to tumbling down the jagged face of Joke Mountain. Break a funny bone with this GrouponLive deal to Herongate Barn Theatre. For $15, y...
One Air-Therapy Massage with Optional Spinal Treatment or Three Air-Therapy Massages at Matheson Clinic (Up to 73% Off)
C$19 C$60 at Matheson Clinic - Groupon
Massage can ease the aches and pains caused by working on your feet all day and spending all night in an alley full of rocks and garbage. Pick yourself up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for one 45-minute air-the...
Haircut & Style with Nut Mask & Optional Full Colour and Partial Highlights at Pina B's Salon & Spa (Up to 72% Off)
C$35 C$100 at Pina B's Salon & Spa - Groupon
Changing your hairstyle makes you feel like a new person, just like parking in your coworker's spot and calling her by your name when she inquires about it. Reinvent yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a...
One or Three One-Hour IPL Photofacials with Collagen Hydrating Masks at Purezza Med Spa (Up to 72% Off)
C$59 C$175 at Purezza Med Spa - Groupon
Smooth skin gives you an untouched canvas to stick latex wounds on so that you can leave work early. Alter your appearance with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for one one-hour IPL photofacial with one collagen hydra...
$20 for $100 Toward a Pair of Custom Compression Stockings at Biodynamics Toronto
C$20 C$100 at Biodynamics Toronto - Groupon
$20 for $100 Toward a Pair of Custom Compression Stockings The doctor completes a full evaluation before recommending 1 of the 60 varieties of compression stockings, which come in myriad styles. Custom compression stockings start a...
Mani-Pedi or Pedicure and Solar Nails with Optional Brazilian Wax at La Main D'or Salon Spa (Up to 56% Off)
C$79 C$160 at La Main D'or Salon Spa - Groupon
Like lawns or children, nails grow whether you're watching them or not. Baby your fingers with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for a spa mani-pedi (an $80 value) $49 for a set of solar nails (a $65 value) and a spa p...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Sessions on a Small, Medium, Large, or Extra-Large Area at Light Touch Med Spa (Up to 91% Off)
C$99 C$480 at Light Touch Med Spa - Groupon
Light is actually a spectrum of colours, each with its own healing properties—red tackles wrinkles, blue zaps blemishes, and indigo tries to convince everyone it's a real colour. Get illuminated with this laser-light Groupon. Cho...
$12.50 for $25 Worth of Asian Cuisine and Drinks at Sushi & Thai
C$12.50 C$25 at Sushi & Thai - Groupon
The ability to differentiate between red and green curry is the mark of a good Thai chef and a common tell among children faking colourblindness to skip school. Test your rods and cones with this Groupon. $12.50 for $25 Worth of Su...
$7 for a Reptile-Zoo Visit at Reptilia (Up to $15 Value)
C$7 C$15 at Reptilia - Groupon
Troubadour folk buddies Simon and Garfunkel once sang that "it's all happening at the zoo" before retiring from music to live out their days serenely basking in the reptile habitat. Get happening with this Groupon. $7 for a Reptile...
One or Two 40-Minute LED Teeth-Whitening Treatments at Forever White Teeth (Up to 85% Off)
C$49 C$299 at 4ever White Teeth - Groupon
Like wearing a pair of sweatpants on which the left thigh reads Movie and the right thigh reads Star, having gleaming white teeth can make you look like a celebrity. Make your mouth famous with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Opti...
$45 for a Three-Course Indian Tasting Menu for Two at Amaya’s Bread Bar (Up to $144 Value)
C$45 C$144 at Amaya's Bread Bar - Groupon
With India accounting for approximately 17 per cent of the world's population and 100 per cent of India’s national cricket team, the country's impact on global goings-on continues to grow. Brush up on the business of Bombay with t...
Mani-Pedi with Optional Half-Hour Massage and Cleansing Facial at Prestige Salon & Spa (Up to 64% Off)
C$19 C$40 at Prestige Salon & Spa - Groupon
Tranquility is difficult to find, much like the car keys you dropped while getting dragged out of the seal tank at Sea World. Dive into relaxation with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for a mani-pedi (a $40 value) $39...
Single or Tandem Kayak Lesson and Rental from Toronto Adventures Inc. (Half Off)
C$25 C$49.95 at Toronto Adventures - Groupon
Choose Between Two Options $25 for an introductory lesson and rental of a single kayak for one (a $49.95 value) $50 for an introductory lesson and rental of a tandem kayak for two (a $99.95 value) All tours include choice betwee...
Oysters, Antipasto, and Dessert for Two or Four at Fat Cat Wine Bar (Up to 61% Off)
C$29 C$70 at Fat Cat Wine Bar - Groupon
Dining out with friends can foster healthy relationships that might otherwise be limited to impersonal group texts or overly personal bathtime visits. Get a bite in person with a person with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options...
One or Three Skincare Packages with Facials and Microdermabrasions at Heritage Way Medical Spa (Up to 90% Off)
C$59 C$487 at Heritage Way Medical Spa - Groupon
Bodies, like potatoes, must be scrubbed and buffed to clear away excess dirt, remove dry skin, and prevent the emergence of extra eyes. Buff away unsightly blemishes with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a skincare...
Ghost or History Walking Tour for One or Two from Muddy York Walking Tours (Half Off)
C$15 C$30 at Muddy York Walking Tours - Groupon
It's nice to have a tour guide to lead you around a city instead of getting directions from a hotel concierge whose only point of reference is "the docks." Start out on the right foot with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...
One or Three In-Office Teeth-Whitening Sessions at Mint Laser Clinic & Skin Care (Up to 78% Off)
C$39 C$149 at Mint Laser Clinic & Skin Care - Groupon
Lasers lie at the heart of many advances in modern medicine, producing clearer vision, whiter teeth, and more font choices for kidney engravings. Exercise your options with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one in-...
60-Minute Foot-Reflexology Massage, Relaxation Body Massage, or Aromatherapy Massage (Up to 60% Off)
C$39 C$80 at Four Seasons Natural Wellness Centre - Groupon
Massage helps relieve aches caused by old sports injuries or a habit of entering buildings by motorcycling through the window. Rev up the relaxation with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a 60-minute foot-reflexolog...
Luxury Spa Package or Turkish Bath with Optional Mud Wrap at Oasis Streetsville Medical and Spa Clinic (Up to 59% Off)
C$89.99 C$199 at Oasis Streetsville Medical and Spa Clinic - Groupon
The aging process slows down when you get a body wrap, just as the legal process slows down when you shout, "No, Your Honour, you're out of order!" instead of just reading the verdict. Hold wrinkles in contempt with this Groupon. C...
One 16"x20" or 20"x24" Photo-to-Canvas Print at Double Wings Art (Up to 72% Off)
C$29 C$100 at Double Wings Art - Groupon
An art collection adds to the ambience of a home and distracts family members from the fact that there are no walls. Cover up architectural absence with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one 16"x20" photo-to-canvas...
Kickboxing, Zumba, or Yoga Classes at MMA World Academy (Up to 75% Off). Three Options Available.
C$42 C$120 at MMA World Academy - Groupon
The recipe for getting in shape is simple: one part diet, one part exercise, one part breaking up with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Metamorphosize with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $42 for 10 drop-in kickboxing, Zum...
Seafood Sampler with Fish and Chips, Shrimp, Scallops, and Poutine for Two at O.T.H. Gourmet Fish & Chips (52% Off)
C$23 C$48 at O.T.H. Gourmet Fish & Chips - Groupon
Eating is necessary for survival, just like sleeping or carving yourself companions out of large pieces of wood. Don't just survive—thrive with this Groupon. $23 for a Sampler's Special for Two ($48 Total Value) Two orders of f...
20 Units of Injected Cosmetic Treatment or a Dermal Filler Treatment at Rejuvederme (Up to 59% Off)
C$289 C$600 at Rejuvederme - Groupon
Smile and frown lines form during sleep, either from dreams about meeting cool celebrities or nightmares about their beautiful faces exploding with bugs. Get a star-worthy look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 fo...
$7 for $15 Worth of Café Food or Harvest-Table Party Package for Up to Five Kids and 10 Adults at lil' bean n' green
C$7 C$15 at lil' bean n' green - Groupon
Dining out with young children can be a challenge, especially when they play with their food or correct your pronunciation of bouillabaisse. Find familial peace with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $7 for $15 worth of ca...
$399 for a Driving-Class Package with Classroom and In-Car Instruction at Academic Safety Driving School ($674 Value)
C$399 C$674 at Academic Safety Driving - Groupon
Like a rebellious older cousin or a speed-limit sign with a question mark, a sports car dares you to drive faster. Accelerate safely with this Groupon. $399 for a Deluxe Driving-Course Package ($674 Total Value) 20 hours of class...
$29 for 10 Classes at Bikram Yoga Red Tree ($190.97 Value, Including HST)
C$29 C$190.97 at Bikram Yoga Red Tree - Groupon
Star athletes thrive during the peak of heated competition, which is why most pro hockey games are held in volcanoes. Stretch the limits of your limbs with this Groupon. $29 for 10 Bikram Yoga Classes ($190.97 Value, Including HST)...
$89 for a Spa Package with Body Wrap, Massage, Facial, and Eye Treatment at Elixir Organic Spa ($244 Value)
C$89 C$244 at Elixir Organic Spa - Groupon
Similar to old pennies, environmental toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Queen Elizabeth II. Feel good head to tails with this Groupon. $89 for a Spa Package ($244 Value) The spa package ...
2.5-Hour Organic City-Farming Workshop with Seed Kit for One, Two, or Three at Fresh City Farms (Up to 59% Off)
C$29 C$64.99 at Fresh City Farms - Groupon
Locally sourced food, like WiFi, can either be found at a café or stolen from the neighbours. Avoid bandwidth banditry with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for an organic city-farming workshop for one (a $64.99 value...
Chiropractic Consultation with Massage and One or Two Adjustments at Modus Health and Performance (Up to 82% Off)
C$39 C$205 at Modus Health and Performance - Groupon
Most people go to a chiropractor to treat lower-back pain, whereas only a few go just to sit in a room with another person for a while. Join the many with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for an initial consultation w...
One or Two Colon-Hydrotherapy Sessions at RelaxZone Wellness Centre (Up to 61% Off)
C$49 C$100 at RelaxZone Wellness Centre - Groupon
The body does a fairly good job of keeping itself clean, but sometimes it needs a little boost from a machine, such as an electric toothbrush or an eyeball polisher. Help your health with this Groupon. Choose from Two Options $49...
Two or Four Laser Spider-Vein Removal Treatments at ExSalonce Laser & Esthetics (Up to 57% Off)
C$89 C$198 at ExSalonce Laser & Esthetics - Groupon
Spider veins are one of those things that you don't want your friends to see, like your collection of porcelain dolls that you've pasted pictures of their faces on. Erase the evidence with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...
$15 for a Weekend Paintballing for Two with Equipment and Paintballs at Paintball Nation (Up to $110.17 Value)
C$15 C$110.17 at Paintball Nation - Groupon
A trip to the paintball field is the only way to treat an itchy trigger finger, outside of expensive rash creams or firing a water gun carved from a cactus. Scratch the itch with this Groupon. $15 for a Four-Hour Paintball Outing f...
One or Five Oil Changes with Tire Rotations and Comprehensive Inspections at Imprint Automotive (Up to 75% Off)
C$19.95 C$80 at Imprint Automotive - Groupon
If you want to beat traffic, you can leave early, stay late, or go around pulling the engine out of every car you see. Ease transportation woes with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19.95 for one automotive-maintenance p...
Two or Three Facial Treatments with Complimentary Vivier Vitamin C Serum at R'Skin Clinic (Up to 94% Off)
C$39 C$646 at R'Skin Clinic - Groupon
While it's attractive to have chiselled features, you'll get the opposite result by actually chiselling your features. Resurface your face with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for two facial treatments with a complim...
One Mani-Pedi or One or Three Brazilian Waxes at Soho Spa (Up to 64% Off)
C$25 C$55 at Soho Spa - Groupon
Without wax, candles would just be limp strings and important documents would be sealed with kisses. Put wax to work with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for one Brazilian wax (a $55 value) $59 for three Brazilian wax...
$39 for One Month of Unlimited Hot Yoga at Bikram Yoga Hamilton Dundas ($159 Value)
C$39 C$159 at Bikram Yoga Hamilton Dundas - Groupon
Caring for your body is a task that knows no end, much like counting all the stars in the night sky or shooing the drifters away from Niagara Falls. Protect your health with this Groupon. $39 for One Month of Unlimited Hot Yoga ($1...
One, Three, or Six IPL Photofacials at Karisma Laser Medispa (Up to 88% Off)
C$69 C$350 at Karisma Laser Medispa - Groupon
To determine a tree's age you have to saw it in half, but that's not necessary with people, since most of them will just tell you before it comes to that. Keep your age a secret with this Groupon. Chose from Three Options $69 for...
Shellac Mani-Pedi, or Spa Mani-Pedi with Optional 60-Minute Facial at Pro Salon & Spa (Up to 71% Off)
C$19 C$65 at Pro Salon & Spa - Groupon
It's important to keep your nails in good shape, just in case you ever need to claw your way out of a malfunctioning birthday cake at a surprise party. Stay sharp with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for a spa mani-pe...
$39 for One-Hour Massage with Chiropractic or Physiotherapy Session at Healthy Spine Walk-In Rehab (Up to $235 Value)
C$39 C$235 at Healthy Spine Walk-In Rehab - Groupon
A massage is a pleasant ending to a tough day, much like getting an aisle seat on a life raft. Take a load off with this Groupon. $39 for One 60-Minute Massage and One Chiropractic or Physiotherapy Session (Up to $235 Value) Using...
$39 for a 60-Minute Massage with a Chiropractic Exam, Adjustment, and X-rays at Pickering Wellness Centre ($206 Value)
C$39 C$206 at Pickering Wellness Centre - Groupon
Getting a massage is a fun, relaxing, and easy way to have something in common with history's most despotically lavish kings. Get the royal treatment with this Groupon. $39 for a Massage and Chiropractic Care Package ($206 Value) ...
10 or 20 Drop-In Ritual and Yogic-Dance Classes at TO Dance (Up to 81% Off)
C$29 C$100 at TO Dance - Groupon
Stiff, inflexible limbs can keep you from beloved activities, such as pretending that a baby is an airplane or chores. Free your limbs and the rest will follow with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 10 drop-in ritu...
Two 90-Minute Chinese-Brush-Painting Classes or $49 for $100 Worth of Art Materials at The One Gallery
C$49 C$100 at The One Gallery - Groupon
An art collection adds to the ambiance of one's home and distracts family members from the fact that there are no walls. Create cover-ups for architectural absence with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for two Chinese-...
$39 for Three-Hour Digital-Photography 101 Workshop at Academy of Photo Arts ($150 Value)
C$39 C$150 at Academy of Photo Arts - Groupon
A skilled photographer captures a subject's sense of wonder, such as when a baby discovers a flying butterfly or when a baby discovers flying. Document developmental milestones with this Groupon. $39 for a Three-Hour Digital-Photog...
45-Minute Reflexology Session with Optional Pedicure at Bellezza Mia Spa (Up to 53% Off)
C$29 C$60 at Bellezza Mia Spa - Groupon
Pedicures are the perfect reward for feet, which get us through our daily routine of walking up stairs, running to catch trains, and kicking down doors. Say thank you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a 45-min...
Full-Day Fishing Excursion for Four with Optional Campsite Rental at Kawartha Lakes Trout Farm (Up to 56% Off)
C$35 C$80 at Kawartha Lakes Trout Farm - Groupon
Fishing is the ultimate prank because the fish think they are getting food and then are immediately yanked into a world they cannot understand. Bait and switch with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a fishing and ca...
5, 10, or 20 One-Hour Qigong and Tai Chi Body-Strengthening Classes at Toronto Qigong (Up to 86% Off)
C$29 C$125 at Toronto Qigong - Groupon
Practicing qi gong helps you redirect the flow of your energy, just like rolling up your car windows and screaming. Find a peaceful place with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for 5 one-hour qigong and tai chi body-str...
One or Two Brazilian or Bikini Waxes at Pro Salon & Spa (Up to 69% Off)
C$19 C$55 at Pro Salon & Spa - Groupon
Most people think that there's no use for warm wax other than as a spreadable topping to make sandwiches more awful. Put wax to work with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for one Brazilian or bikini wax (a $55 value) ...
Haircut and Style with Optional Root-Colour Touch-Up at Salon U (Up to 61% Off)
C$29 C$75 at Salon U - Groupon
Hairstyles can speak volumes but know better than to interrupt anyone during debates or spelling bees. Discover your 'do's stylish vocabulary with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a wash, haircut, and style (a $75...
One or Three 60-Minute Microdermabrasion Treatments with Hydrating Facials at G Spa (Up to 86% Off)
C$39 C$215 at G Spa - Groupon
Reducing the appearance of imperfections provides a sense of control, even if you live on the rim of an active volcano. Get explosive good looks with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute microdermabrasio...
Three or Six IPL Photofacials at Integrative Health Group (Up to 80% Off)
C$99 C$450 at Integrative Health Group - Groupon
A beautiful face can get you anything you want, which is why supermodels are allowed to trick-or-treat in May. Reap your sweet rewards with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for three IPL photofacials (a $450 value) $1...
$49 for a Four-Course Italian Dinner for Two at Portobello Restaurant & Bar (Up to $113.60 Value)
C$49 C$113.60 at Portobello Restaurant & Bar - Groupon
Eating international food at a local restaurant bypasses many transatlantic travel woes, such as jet lag and oar splinters. Stamp your palate's passport with this Groupon. $49 for a Four-Course Italian Dinner for Two (Up to $113.60...
Detailing for a Car, SUV, Wagon, or Minivan at Exclusive Auto Spa (Up to 70% Off)
C$49 C$149 at Exclusive Auto Spa - Groupon
Car washes spray away a car's dirt and grime, but nothing can rinse away its deep-seated sense of guilt over crushing that ladybug. Give your automobile a fresh start with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a car de...
$39 for Four 30-Minute Children’s Private Music Lessons at RockPro Music Centre ($100 value)
C$39 C$100 at Rockpro Music Centre - Groupon
Studies show that children who don't learn to play a musical instrument often try to eat one. Keep didgeridoos out of their duodenums with this Groupon. $39 for Four 30-Minute Children’s Private Music Lessons ($100 value) Profes...
Four or Eight Laser Lipo Slimming Treatments at Brava Body Works Ltd. (Up to 87% Off)
C$179 C$1,000 at Brava Body Works Ltd. - Groupon
Like an iceberg, beauty resides largely below the surface, but only its visible portion can catch the eye of a strapping boat captain. Look shipshape with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $179 for four 30-minute laser lip...
One or Two Sweatonic Body Wraps, or Body Wrap with Cellulite-Drainage Massage at Reverse Aging Clinic (Up to 68% Off)
C$39 C$99 at Reverse Aging Clinic - Groupon
Time and pressure create profound transformations, turning coal into diamonds and diamonds into milk. Become something new with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one Sweatonic body wrap (a $99 value) $69 for two Swe...
Spa Mani-Pedi with Optional Massage, or Spa Pedicure with Massage and Facial at Rhythm Spa (Up to 61% Off)
C$25 C$55 at Rhythm Spa - Groupon
Without spas, terry-cloth bathrobes would have to make ends meet by taking part-time jobs as car-wash rags and Muppets. Help keep bathwear gainfully employed with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a spa mani-pedi (a...
8 or 12 Salsa, Argentine Tango, or Zumba Fitness Classes at Dance Annex (Up to 78% Off)
C$29 C$120 at Dance Annex - Groupon
When you draw a crowd on the dance floor, it means you either possess awe-inspiring moves or are an ultra-dense quasar collapsing in on itself. Become a dance star with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 8 dance cla...
Photo-Shoot Package with Prints and Online Gallery at Apricot Lime Photography (Up to 78% Off). Two Options Available.
C$39 C$180 at Apricot Lime Photography - Groupon
Some photographers specialize in headshots, eliminating the need to hastily scoop reflections out of fountains. Picture yourself in a picture with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a photo-shoot package (a $180 tota...
One or Two Custom-Made Designer Dress Shirts from Jason Meyers (Up to 54% Off). Four Options Available.
C$162.50 C$325 at Jason Meyers - Groupon
It's important to dress for the job you want, which is why most supermodels begin their careers as mannequins. Get clothed for success with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $162.50 for one custom-made Monti dress shirt (a $...
One or Three Microdermabrasion Treatments with Ultrasound Facial Massages at Purezza Med Spa (Up to 76% Off)
C$49 C$140 at Purezza Med Spa - Groupon
Crystals are strong as well as beautiful, just like the daughter you wish you had. See a younger version of yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for one 60-minute microdermabrasion treatment with an ultrasou...
$10 for 100 Photo Scans at Rapid Photo Toronto ($99 Value)
C$10 C$99 at Rapid Photo Toronto - Groupon
Photos preserve family moments that might otherwise be forgotten, like the day Grandpa wiped everyone's memory with a spy drug. Hold memories close with this Groupon. $10 for 100 Photo Scans ($99 Value) For photo scanning, colour ...
Round of Golf with Cart and Range Balls for 2 or 20 at Tarandowah Golfers Club (Up to 57% Off)
C$79 C$162 at Tarandowah Golfers Club - Groupon
Golf parallels life in that the only way to escape rough patches is through aggressively swinging a club at something. Power through obstacles with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for an 18-hole round of golf for two...
One, Two, or Three 60-Minute Massages at Work Well Health Canada (Up to 59% Off)
C$39 C$80 at Work Well Health Canada - Groupon
Massage relaxes the muscles using a variety of pressure techniques, including smooth strokes, firm kneading, and gentlemanly glove slaps. Challenge tension to a duel with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one 60-min...
Tour and Tasting with Glass and Truffles for Two or Four at Holland Marsh Wineries (Up to 68% Off)
C$18 C$45 at Holland Marsh Wineries - Groupon
Like hearts, wineglasses are fragile, full of goodness, and frequently broken. Live life to the brim with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $18 for a winery tour and tasting for two (a $45 value) $29 for a winery tour and ...
One-Day Screenwriting or Filmmaking Course, or Both at Raindance Filmmaking (Up to 70% Off)
C$99 C$249 at Raindance Filmmaking - Groupon
Filmmaker Jean-Luc Godard once said, "The cinema is truth at 24 frames per second," making slow-motion sports replays and sped-up Benny Hill gags nothing but cruel, cruel lies. Get the real deal with this Groupon. Choose from Three...
1 or 3 Skin-Rejuvenating or Skin-Tightening Treatments or Microdermabrasions at The Neighbourhood Spa (Up to 85% Off)
C$39 C$215 at The Neighbourhood Spa - Groupon
There are plenty of little things you can do to ward off wrinkles, such as getting a facial or refusing to laugh at your child’s dumb jokes. Take a stand with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one IPL skin-rejuv...
One or Three Organic Facials, Microdermabrasions, or Peels at Yonge Eglinton Laser Eye Centre (Up to 73% Off)
C$49 C$149 at Yonge Eglinton Laser Eye Centre - Groupon
Using natural skincare products is a good way to give back to the earth without throwing 10% of your salary into the ocean each year. Get a natural glow with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for one skincare treatment...
$34 for a 90-Minute Chocolate-Making Workshop at Chocolate Tales ($82 Value)
C$34 C$82 at Chocolate Tales - Groupon
Like crayons, chocolate comes in many varieties and tastes better when unwrapped before consuming. Scribble out cocoa cravings with this Groupon. $34 for a Chocolate-Making Workshop for One ($82 Value) Students sip Belgian hot cho...
Two Hours of Bowling for Up to 6 or 12 People with Option for Large Pizza at Burlington Bowl (Up to 77% Off)
C$20 C$75.90 at Burlington Bowl - Groupon
Professionals bowl with more finesse than force, lending the ball spin and preserving the unhatched robin eggs inside every pin. Strike softly with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for two hours of bowling for up to 6 ...
Three or Six Photofacials with Cleaning Treatments at Eternal Beauty (Up to 82% Off)
C$99 C$525 at Eternal Beauty - Groupon
Skin plays a crucial role in health and beauty as well as comedy routines in which someone’s epidermis is showing. Thank your most hilarious organ with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for three photofacials with cl...
5 or 10 Classes or One Month of Unlimited Early Bird or Regular Classes at Mula Yoga (Up to 70% Off)
C$35 C$80 at Mula Yoga - Groupon
Choose from Four Options $35 for 5 yoga classes (an $80 value) $45 for 10 yoga classes (a $150 value) $30 for a one-month unlimited Early Bird class pass for weekday mornings (a $100 value) $55 for a one-month unlimited class pass...
One- or Two-Month Gym Membership with Health Assessment at Active Fitness and Health (Up to 92% Off)
C$10 C$124 at Active Fitness and Health - Groupon
The gym is a safe place to work out, unlike the home of a stranger who promised you unlimited access to his room full of 20-pound hammers. Work up a healthy sweat with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for a one-month...
Laser Hair Removal on a Small, Medium, Large, or Extra-Large Area at Central Laser and Beauty Clinic (Up to 73% Off)
C$99 C$360 at Central Laser and Beauty Clinic - Groupon
If comic books have taught us anything, it's that getting zapped with mysterious rays always gives you crime-fighting abilities—in this case, superhuman smoothness. Save the world with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $99...
60-Minute Relaxation Massage with Optional Microdermabrasion Treatment at Perfect Health Centre (Up to 63% Off)
C$39 C$105 at Perfect Health Centre - Groupon
Muscle aches can be caused by many day-to-day tasks, including lying in bed for hours just thinking about everything. Finally relax with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a 60-minute relaxation massage (a $60 value...
Chiropractic Consultation, Exam, and Two or Three Treatments at Platinum Health and Wellness (Up to 81% Off)
C$35 C$180 at Platinum Health and Wellness - Groupon
Back pain can compel you to stay in bed all day, much like the discovery that there's still Halloween candy in your pillowcase. Face the day with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a chiropractic consultation, exam,...
Five Spin and Yoga Classes or One Month of Unlimited Classes at Clay Canada (Up to 71% Off)
C$19 C$59 at Clay Canada - Groupon
Yoga poses combine strength and elegance, much like an advanced suspension bridge or any grandmother. Bend without breaking with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for five spin and yoga classes (a $59 value) $29 for on...
Nail-Fungus Treatments on One or Both Hands or Feet at North York Medical Research and Education Centre (Up to 71% Off)
C$199 C$520 at North York Medical Research and Education Centre - Groupon
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it must be swallowed whole, like a pill. Keep appendages healthy to the core with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for four laser nail-fungus treatments on two nails on one f...
20 or 10 AquaFit Classes at AquaCenter Swim School (Up to 62% Off)
C$69 C$180 at AquaCenter Swim School - Groupon
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, but teach him to genetically engineer his own fish and—by the gods, what has science done? Evolve your skills with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for 20 AquaFit classes (a ...
Three Windshield-Chip Repairs or $20 for $120 Toward Full Windshield Replacement at Amco Auto Glass
C$20 C$120 at Amco Auto Glass - Groupon
The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of point C. Visit all points on the map with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...
$29 for Six Salsa-Dancing Classes at C.U. Dance ($90 Value)
C$29 C$90 at C. U. Dance - Groupon
Dancing is a healthy way to physically connect to someone, preferable to giving them a painful bear hug or sewing your head onto their body. Get cheek-to-cheek with this Groupon. $29 for Six Salsa-Dancing Classes ($90 Value) Salsa...
Chiropractic Adjustment with a 30- or 60-Minute Massage at Core Wellness Centre (Up to 90% Off)
C$39 C$336.05 at Core Wellness Centre - Groupon
The human spine is a whole made up of many smaller parts, like a jigsaw puzzle or the neighbourhood skull tower. Align your spine with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a chiropractic assessment with x-rays, an adj...
$ 38 for a Five-Hour Microbrewery and Winery Tour with Tastings from Niagara Fun Tours ($ 89 Value)
C$38 C$89 at Niagara Fun Tours - Groupon
People are fascinated by the origins of things they love, which explains the popularity of brewery tours or visits to the factory where little sisters are made. See where it all began with this Groupon. $38 for a Microbrewery and W...
Spa Package with Mini Facial, Paraffin Dip, and Massage for One or Two at Relaxology Wellness Centre ON (Up to 63% Off)
C$70 C$175 at Relaxology Wellness Centre ON - Groupon
Without spas, terry-cloth bathrobes would have to make ends meet by taking part-time jobs as car-wash rags and Muppets. Help keep bathwear gainfully employed with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $70 for a spa package for ...
Flexitarian Dinner with Nonalcoholic Drinks for Two or Four at Commensal (Up to 57% Off)
C$17 C$35 at Commensal - Groupon
Dining etiquette calls for you to keep your elbows off the table, place a napkin on your lap, and make unflinching eye contact with the chef throughout the meal. Set your sights on dinner with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Optio...
One- or Two-Month Total Access Membership to Mississauga Family Fitness (Up to 95% Off)
C$19 C$280 at Mississauga Family Fitness - Groupon
Caring for your body is a task that knows no end, much like counting all the stars in the night sky or shooing the drifters away from the Big Nickel. Protect your health with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a one-...
Women's Haircut and Scalp Treatment with Option for Partial Colour at Sweet Temptation Salon & Spa (Up to 62% Off)
C$19 C$50 at Sweet Temptation Salon & Spa - Groupon
In addition to warming our brains and framing our faces, hair also provides the only concrete evidence of the existence of wind. Maintain your breeze detectors with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a haircut packag...
Three-Course Italian Meal for Two or Four at Tappo Wine Bar and Restaurant (Up to 62% Off)
C$55 C$130 at Tappo Wine Bar and Restaurant - Groupon
Dining in a historic eatery grants guests a chance to visit the past, an experience that is usually disappointing once they realize it's just Dilbert's past. Revel in storied surrounds with today’s Groupon. Choose Between Two Opt...
$29 for $150 Toward Sunglasses, Prescription Sunglasses, or Prescription Eyeglasses at Crown Opticians
C$29 C$150 at Crown Opticians - Groupon
Eye accessories can transform their wearers, from eyelash extensions that impart glamour to monocles that endow peanuts with speech. Come out of your shell with this Groupon. $29 for $150 Worth of Sunglasses, Prescription Sunglasse...
18-Hole Round of Golf with Cart Rental for Two or Four at Deer Run Golf Course (Up to 58% Off)
C$59 C$130 at Deer Run Golf Course - Groupon
When Atlantis fell, the only survivors were its golfers, whose vast knowledge of water hazards saw them to safety. Hone game-saving skills with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for an 18-hole round of golf for two wit...
One Year of Unlimited Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Laser Estetica (Up to 84% Off)
C$99 C$800 at Laser Estetica - Groupon
Although your body is a temple, covering yourself in bits of stained glass and swallowing thousands of candles has yet to be proved an effective beautification method. Shine up your shrine with this Groupon. Choose from Three Optio...
$20 for $40 Worth of Italian Cuisine at Tre Vigne Restaurant
C$20 C$40 at Tre Vigne Restaurant - Groupon
The proper way to eat spaghetti is to twirl it around your fork, set that fork aside, get another fork, twirl spaghetti around that fork, and then keep doing that until all the spaghetti is on forks. Fill up on Italian fare with thi...
Two Years of Laser Hair Removal on Small, Medium, Large, or Extra-Large Areas at Body and Soul Day Spa (Up to 96% Off)
C$139 C$3,840 at Body and Soul Day Spa - Groupon
In science-fiction movies, bad guys use lasers to burn down national landmarks, whereas good guys use lasers to burn CDs for cool aliens. Get closer encounters with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $139 for two years of unl...
60-Minute Hotlomi Massage or a 45-Minute Four-Hand or Couples Massage at Clinic Ineed (Up to 58% Off)
C$39 C$80 at Clinic Ineed - Groupon
Lying quietly face-down on a table is a crucial step toward getting a massage or ruining a dinner party. Back up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a 60-minute Hotlomi massage (an $80 value) $59 for a 45-minute...
$99 for a Four-Week French or Spanish Survival-Skills Language Course at Sol Schools International ($330 Value)
C$99 C$330 at Sol Schools International - Groupon
Language classes teach the basics that will help when travelling, such as how to ask someone for directions or where the town keeps all its handsomest people. See the world with this Groupon. $99 for a Four-Week French or Spanish S...
60-Minute Tuina Massage, 60-Minute Facial, or $20 for $40 Worth of Waxing Services at Sunny Foot Spa
C$39 C$80 at Sunny Foot Spa - Groupon
A day at the spa is as relaxing as the first eight weeks living alone on a submarine. Succumb to the silence with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a 60-minute full-body tuina massage (an $80 value) $39 for a 60-min...
One or Three Photofacials at Rayne Spa (Up to 78% Off)
C$69 C$249 at Rayne Spa - Groupon
Facials get rid of excess oil so that you can press your face against puppy-store windows without leaving a print. Look good up close with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for one photofacial (a $249 value) $165 for t...
10 or 20 Yoga, Pilates or Fitness Classes or One Year of Unlimited Fitness Classes at The Clarity Centre (Up to 84% Off)
C$699 C$999 at The Clarity Centre - Groupon
Astronauts regularly practice yoga to stay limber, modulate their breathing, and control their crippling fear of being eaten by the moon. Take one small stretch with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for 10 yoga classes...
Cellulite-Reduction Treatments at Vital Ki Natural Health & Beauty Centre (Up to 83% Off). Four Options Available.
C$99 C$300 at Vital Ki Natural Health & Beauty Centre - Groupon
Displaying your cellulite-free legs at the beach will let you feel as confident as the lifeguard who allowed himself to be swallowed by a shark so that he could beat it up from the inside. Be the star of the beach with this Groupon....
$79 for a Winemaking Experience at Sheppard Wine Works ($159 Value)
C$79 C$159 at Sheppard Wine Works - Groupon
Many people are intimidated by wine's subtle flavours and endless varieties, but did you know that it's actually just juice made from vodka-infused grapes? Learn other things my cousin told me about with this Groupon. $79 for a Win...
$25 for Four Hours of Paintball for Two with Gear, Paintballs, and Unlimited HPA at Defcon Paintball ($89.96 Value)
C$25 C$89.96 at Defcon Paintball - Groupon
Paintball hurts less than you think it will, like getting your first haircut or admitting that you don't love Denise. Be brave with this Groupon. $25 for a Paintball Package for Two ($89.96 Value) General admission for four hours...
Introductory Cocktail-Making Course or Spirit Tasting Workshop from BartenderOne (Up to 61% Off)
C$39 C$99 at BartenderOne - Groupon
Like baking a cake, mixing a drink requires precise measurements and the restraint to not ingest so many ingredients that you ruin your own birthday party. Become a power-mixer with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 fo...
Three or Six Spider-Vein, Broken-Capillary, or Strawberry-Mole Removals at The Village Med Spa (Up to 91% Off)
C$49 C$507 at The Village Med Spa - Groupon
Spider veins are one of those things that you don't want your friends to see, like your collection of porcelain dolls that you've pasted pictures of their faces on. Erase the evidence with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...
Two-Week Intensive Course in Painting, Sculpting, or Both at Ben Navaee Gallery (Up to 72% Off)
C$59 C$160 at Ben Navaee Gallery - Groupon
Like a mirror, art reflects the beauty of the world around us, reveals who we truly are, and can contain a lot of naked people. Reframe your perspective with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for a two-week intensive pa...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Sessions for a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Body Bliss Beautique (Up to 87% Off)
C$99 C$750 at Body Bliss Beautique - Groupon
People are attracted to smooth skin, like moths to a flame or mechanical moths to giant electromagnets. Improve your pull with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for six laser hair-removal sessions for a small area (a $7...
One or Three Spinal-Decompression Treatments with Initial Consultation at Toronto Spine & Sports Clinic (Up to 93% Off)
C$29 C$240 at Toronto Spine & Sports Clinic - Groupon
Choose Between Two Options $29 for one, two-day consultation and one spinal-decompression treatment (a $240 value) $39 for one, two-day consultation and three spinal-decompression treatments (a $570 value) The initial 45-minute ...
$19 for $225 Worth of Prescription Eyeglasses and Sunglasses at Optical Depo
C$19 C$225 at Optical Depo - Groupon
Sunglasses have tons of uses, from making your dog look like a blues musician to making your desktop cactus look like a blues musician. Look as cool as a blues musician with this Groupon. $19 for $225 Worth of Prescription Eyeglass...
Smoothing Treatment or Haircut with Optional Sectional Highlights at Salon Calypso + Spa in Etobicoke (Up to 66% Off)
C$29 C$70 at Salon Calypso + Spa - Groupon
Hairstylists know many tricks of the trade, from how to tame cowlicks to what type of barbicide pairs well with fish. Be a cut above with this Groupon Choose from Three Options $29 for a haircut and deep-conditioning treatment (a...
Four-Hour Fabulous Fascinators Millinery Workshop for One or Two at The Make Den (Up to 55% Off)
C$49 C$99 at The Make Den - Groupon
Animals utilize accessories in the wild to gain attention—peacocks flaunt plumage to attract mates, and gorillas keep pet kittens to appear sensitive to the ladies. Follow Mother Nature's example with today's Groupon. Choose Bet...
10 or 20 Boot-Camp Classes at Achieve! Fitness & Health (Up to 89% Off)
C$29 C$200 at Achieve! Fitness & Health - Groupon
Boredom is the leading reason people abandon their exercise routine, which is why gyms hire stand-up comedians to lead spin classes. Keep interested in your workout with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 10 boot-ca...
Massage and Manicure or Pedicure with Option for Mini Facial at Jade Wellness Medi-Spa Clinic (Up to 59% Off)
C$35 C$70 at Jade Wellness Medi-Spa Clinic - Groupon
Looking good requires a concerted effort, much like setting a fire with your mind and then apologizing even though that was obviously cool. Impress everyone with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a 30-minute massag...
Horseback-Riding Lessons for One, Two, or Four at Raynham Stables (Up to 61% Off)
C$29 C$62.50 at Raynham Stables - Groupon
People should learn how to ride a horse now because there's no telling when the horses will eat all of our cars. Pick up a new skill before it's too late with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $29 for one 30-minute private h...
$35 for an AHA Purifying Plus Deep-Cleansing Facial at Unionville Spa ($95 Value)
C$35 C$95 at Unionville Spa - Groupon
A facial nurtures healthy skin by clearing away dirt, dead cells, and pixelation from censors who mistook your nose for an obscene gesture. Clear your complexion with this Groupon. $35 for an AHA Purifying Plus Deep-Cleansing Facia...
Harbour Lunch or Dinner Cruise with Meal Included at Toronto Cruise Lines (59% Off)
C$29 C$70 at Toronto Cruise Lines - Groupon
Boat cruises are a luxurious way to relax and see the sights, unlike boarding dolphins equipped with saddles, which usually results in whiplash and water-filled lungs. Cruise the blue in comfort with this Groupon. Choose Between Tw...
$99 for Spa Package with Facial, Massage, Brow Shaping, Hairstyle, and Lunch at Bobby’s Beauty and Beyond ($223 Value)
C$99 C$223 at Bobby's Beauty and Beyond - Groupon
When people feel "relaxed," they're actually feeling the sensation of the back cortex of the brain transmitting serotonin to the frontal cortex through a mild sedative, or they've been hit by a tranquilizer dart. Get calm with this ...
$59 for a Three-Course International Dinner for Two with Wine at Dyne Restaurant (Up to $147 Value)
C$59 C$147 at Dyne Restaurant - Groupon
Introducing a date to foreign cuisine can make you seem exotic, much like only communicating with them in the language you just invented. Be worldly with this Groupon. $59 for a Three-Course International Dinner for Two (Up to $147...
Two, Three, or Four IPL Photofacials at LaserPro MedSpa (Up to 86% Off)
C$89 C$500 at LaserPro MedSpa - Groupon
Much like an automobile, the human body requires proper care to stay healthy and good-looking for calendar photos. Maintain your natural mode of transportation with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $89 for two IPL photofac...
One Year of Unlimited Laser Hair Removal for One, Two, Three, or Four Areas at Ninety-Seven Scollard (Up to 95% Off)
C$99 C$2,000 at Ninety-Seven Scollard - Groupon
Unwanted body hair can make it unpleasant to go to the beach, much like the realization that everyone else there eats off the same sand as you. Walk proudly through paradise with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $99 for one...
Harbour Lunch or Dinner Cruise with Meal Included at Toronto Cruise Lines (59% Off)
C$29 C$70 at Toronto Cruise Lines - Groupon
Boat cruises are a luxurious way to relax and see the sights, unlike boarding dolphins equipped with saddles, which usually results in whiplash and water-filled lungs. Cruise the blue in comfort with this Groupon. Choose Between Tw...
Two-Hour Cupcake-Baking Class for One or Two at BakersVille (Up to 63% Off)
C$39 C$80 at BakersVille - Groupon
Baking a cake is like acing a grade-school science experiment; it requires exact measurements, the right temperature, and a partner who does all the work. Sample sweet experiments with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39...
One or Two Colon Hydrotherapy Cleanses at Colon Hydro Care (Up to 56% Off)
C$49 C$100 at Colon Hydro Care‎ - Groupon
An unclean colon can be the breeding ground for diseases and infections, but also gross stuff, too. Take out the trash with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for one colon-hydrotherapy session (a $100 value) $89 for t...
Deluxe or Extreme Auto-Detailing Package or a Winter-Maintenance Package at Extreme Clean Today (Up to 76% Off)
C$39 C$139 at Extreme Clean Today - Groupon
Free from aerodynamics-inhibiting dirt and grime, clean cars can focus on what they were originally built to do—dominate in the 200-metre butterfly. Smooth your vehicle's surface with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39...
One, Two, or Three Organic Peel Treatments at Revive Med Spa (Up to 76% Off)
C$89 C$300 at Revive Med Spa - Groupon
Time shows itself all over the body, but most prominently in the eyes, the hands, and the tally marks that appear on your scalp each year. Erase your lines with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $89 for one organic peel tre...
Laser Toenail-Fungus Removal for One or Both Feet at LightTouch Med Spa (Up to 75% Off)
C$199 C$600 at LightTouch Med Spa - Groupon
Light is actually a spectrum of colours, each with its own healing properties—red tackles wrinkles, blue zaps blemishes, and indigo tries to convince everyone it's a real colour. Get illuminated with this laser-light Groupon. Cho...
$39 for a One-Hour Shiatsu Massage at Optimum Health Centre ($80 Value)
C$39 C$80 at Optimum Health Centre - Groupon
Massage is a necessary part of athletes' regimens, as it prepares them for the rigours of darting across the field to get away from a weird-looking bug. Calm down with this Groupon. $39 for a One-Hour Shiatsu Massage ($80 Value) D...
$69 for a Winemaking Experience at Ti Amo Fine Wines ($140 Value)
C$69 C$140 at Ti Amo Fine Wines - Groupon
True wine connoisseurs teach themselves to distinguish varietals, identify flawed bottles, and cry pure chardonnay. Become one with the grape with this Groupon. $69 for a Winemaking Experience ($140 Value) Knowledgeable connoisseu...
30-Day Trial Gym Membership for One or Two at Anytime Fitness (Up to 87% Off)
C$39 C$265 at Anytime Fitness - Groupon
A fun way to mix things up when signing up for a gym membership is to tell them your name is "Jim Membership." Everyone will laugh and then enjoy exercise with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a 30-day trial gym m...
Two or Four VelaShape Body-Contouring Treatments at Health Medica (Up to 78% Off)
C$99 C$400 at Health Medica - Groupon
Choose Between Two Options $99 for two VelaShape treatments (a $400 value) $179 for four VelaShape treatments (an $800 value)
Haircut with Optional Highlights or Keratin Treatment with Optional Style at Lido Hair Salon and Spa (Up to 76% Off)
C$39 C$160 at Lido Hair Salon and Spa - Groupon
Smoothing out your hair in the morning is a hassle, typically involving haranguing it with a straightening iron or running it through the fingers of a jazz pianist. Simplify your routine with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options ...
Photo Shoot with Makeup, Hair Styling, Edited Images, and Optional Photo DVD at Revolve Talent (Up to 84% Off)
C$79 C$400 at Revolve Talent - Groupon
Photographs provide the only evidence that the past existed, aside from the outdated swear words used by grandparents, such as huckster and aw, chestnuts. Make history with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for a photo-...
Complete Rust Proofing for One Vehicle with a One- or Five-Year Warranty at Royal Auto Detailing (Up to 76% Off)
C$49 C$150 at Royal Auto Detailing - Groupon
People want to preserve the things they cherish, which is why they rust proof their cars and why Vesuvius is proof that mother nature loves us. Give your car’s underbody the Pompeii treatment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two...
Haircut Package with Optional Colour or Highlights at Unique Touch Hair Design & Tanning Studio (Up to 66% Off)
C$29 C$85 at Unique Touch Hair Design & Tanning Studio - Groupon
Hairstylists know many tricks of the trade, from how to tame cowlicks to what type of barbicide pairs well with fish. Be a cut above with this Groupon. Choose Between Three Options $29 for a haircut, deep scalp treatment with ...
$129 for an LED Teeth-Whitening Package with Exam, Fluoride Treatment, Take-Home Kit at Hollywood Smile ($574 Value)
C$129 C$574 at Hollywood Smile - Groupon
Having white teeth is every Canadian's dream, along with having two beautiful, self-sufficient toddlers. Have something to smile about with this Groupon. $129 for an LED Teeth-Whitening Package (a $574 value) Exam Two or three ap...
Four or Seven Laser Skin-Tightening Sessions at Body & Soul Clinic (Up to 94% Off)
C$59 C$800 at Body & Soul Clinic - Groupon
You can learn a lot about people by looking at their faces, such as how they feel about your jokes or whether they have a face, too. Refresh your visage with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for four laser skin-tighte...
10 or 20 Yoga, Boot-Camp, or MMA Classes with Gym Membership at FitStudios (Up to 93% Off)
C$20 C$199 at FitStudios - Groupon
Flipping a tire end over end is both a common boot-camp exercise and a gross misunderstanding of what the wheel was meant to do. Rethink conventions with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for 10 yoga, boot-camp, or MMA...
$19 for a Three-Month Gym Membership with One Personal-Training Session at Venice Fitness ($370 Value)
C$19 C$370 at Venice Fitness - Groupon
Releasing sweat is one way the body lowers its temperature, as is shooting smoke out of the ears or instinctively charging into the ocean. Keep it cool with this Groupon. $19 for a Three-Month Membership and One Personal-Training S...
Three or Six Laser Skin-Tightening Treatments for Face at Ideal Laser Center (Up to 83% Off)
C$99 C$570 at Ideal Laser Center - Groupon
Symmetry is an attribute of classic beauty, though this fails to explain the majesty of a mountain or the allure of a dog with a prosthetic leg. Make everybody stare with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for three las...
Mani-Pedi with Option for Facial, Microdermabrasion, or Massage at On The Avenue Spa by Woody Michleb (Up to 74% Off)
C$29 C$60 at On The Avenue Spa by Woody Michleb - Groupon
Manicures are useful because they decorate the most disgusting, vile part of the body—the hand. Make your hands bearable with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a mani-pedi and paraffin treatment (a $60 value) $49...
5 or 10 Drop-In Play Sessions at The Busy Genie (Up to 57% Off)
C$19 C$42 at The Busy Genie - Groupon
Playgrounds provide an environmentally friendly way to burn youthful energy, unlike coal-powered swing sets. Encourage eco-conscious exuberance with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for 5 drop-in play visits (a $42 va...
$150 Toward Prescription Eyewear with Optional Eye Exam and Consultation at Vision Express
C$19 C$150 at Vision Express - Groupon
It's important to have regular eye exams so that you can tell if your vision is slipping or if your loved ones are devolving into fuzzy blobs. Stay sharp with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for an eye exam, consulta...
5 or 10 Pilates Reformer Classes at iGita Hot Yoga Club, Spa & Boutique (Up to 77% Off)
C$39 C$130 at iGita Hot Yoga Club, Spa & Boutique - Groupon
Core strength is one of the fundamental tenets of health, alongside flexibility and never eating thumbtacks unless they are safely encased in wax. Sharpen your physique with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 5 Pila...
$199 for One Year of Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on Six Body Parts at PureSkin Laser Clinic (Up to $7,152 Value)
C$199 C$7,152 at PureSkin Laser Clinic - Groupon
Without lasers, people would have to rely on such archaic hair-removal methods as using a straight razor or condemning each hair to death by tiny guillotine. Off with your hairs with this Groupon. $199 for One Year of Laser Hair-Re...
One or Five Chair-Dancing Fitness Workshops at Risque Fitness (Up to 69% Off)
C$12 C$24 at Risque Fitness - Groupon
Pole fitness classes teach you to be comfortable upside down in order to prepare you to ride Universal Studios' Shrek 4-D: The Upside-Down Experience. Get a new look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for one chair...
One or Two 45-Minute Foot Massages or Two 60-Minute Full-Body Massages at M&D Health Care (Up to 62% Off)
C$29 C$65 at M&D Health Care - Groupon
Massage can ease the aches and pains caused by working on your feet all day and spending all night in an alley full of rocks and garbage. Pick yourself up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for one 45-minute foot ma...
Eyelash Extensions with Option for Fill at Richmond Beauty Bar (Up to 72% Off)
C$39 C$135 at Richmond Beauty Bar - Groupon
Long eyelashes have a number of uses, from giving butterfly kisses to shooing away actual butterflies that try to drink your eye juice. Make a heart flutter with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a full set of eyel...
3, 6, or 12 Laser Vein-Removal Treatments at Dermedix Laser Clinic (Up to 70% Off)
C$59 C$150 at Dermedix Laser Clinic - Groupon
The skin is composed of two layers: the dermis, which retains moisture, and the epidermis, which secretes the moisture so that you have that popular always wet look. Keep up appearances with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options ...
One Week of Kids’ Full- or Half-Day Dance-and-Art Camp or After-School Classes at Sanskriti Arts (Up to 51% Off)
C$175 C$350 at Sanskriti Arts - Groupon
Although honeybees instinctually communicate through dance, humans who attempt to do so without proper training risk insulting the queen or eating the wrong flowers. Hone buzz-worthy abilities with this Groupon. Choose from Three O...
$59 for Custom 18â€x24†Canvas Print or $49 for $120 Worth of Custom Framing at Sevan Art Gallery
C$49 C$120 at Sevan Art Gallery - Groupon
A frame can preserve a picture for posterity or just keep it dry if you want to hug it while wearing a wet swimsuit. Keep keepsakes safe with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a custom 18â€x24†canvas print (a $...
One or Three Bio Seaweed Gel Shellac Manicures with Two Designs Each at The Kandi Apple Shoppe (Up to 64% Off)
C$22 C$46 at The Kandi Apple Shoppe - Groupon
Fingers and toes are like good friends—they're always there for you and only the coolest people have more than 20. Count your blessings with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for one Bio Seaweed Gel manicure with a d...
$99 for 45-Minute Boudoir Photo Shoot with Digital Image and 10 Prints from Neeva ($350 Value)
C$99 C$350 at Neeva - Groupon
In a long-distance relationship, you can keep the romance alive by mailing boudoir photos or a novelty gun that shoots out a flag that says, Sexy. Keep your eternal flame flickering with this Groupon. $99 for Boudoir-Photo-Shoot Pa...
Teeth Cleaning and/or Double or Triple Teeth-Whitening Treatment at Pure Image Smile Bar (Up to 90% Off)
C$89 C$617 at Pure Image Smile Bar - Groupon
A glowing smile charms irritable librarians, stern highway-patrol officers, and reactionary judges with their big, fancy ideas about driving through the library. Rev up your smile with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $29 f...
Adult Art Workshop for 1 or a Kids’ Birthday Party for Up to 15 at Katerina Atapina Art School (Up to 57% Off)
C$29 C$60 at Katerina Atapina Art School or Blue Panda Studio - Groupon
Old masters rewarded observant art critics by hiding things in their paintings, such as discreet self-portraits and lewd caricatures of the queen. Take your place in art history with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 f...
2, 5, or 10 Drop-In Classes at Zahra’s School of Dance in Ajaz (Up to 73% Off)
C$29 C$60 at Zahra's School of Dance - Groupon
Belly-dancing can be mastered quickly if you come to class ready to learn and with your hip joints already smeared with bicycle grease. Move freely with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a two-class package (a $60 to...
Year of Unlimited Laser Hair Removal at Atlantic Health, Beauty and Laser Clinic (Up to 94% Off). Two Options Available.
C$149 C$2,400 at Atlantis Health, Beauty and Laser Clinic - Groupon
Body hair was once a valuable trait to our ancestors, who required it to stay warm and look cool when it popped out of their disco shirts. Stay smooth with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $149 for one year of unlimited l...
$13 for Six Liège-Style Waffles and Two Drinks at Wanda's Belgian Waffles ($26.92 Value)
C$13 C$26.92 at Wanda's Belgian Waffles - Groupon
Many classic breakfast foods have their origins on the farm—eggs come from chickens, bacon comes from pigs, and milk comes from chickens. Rise and shine with this Groupon. $13 for Six Waffles and Two Drinks ($26.92 Value) Choose...
In-Studio Boudoir-Photography Package with One or Three Retouched 8"x10" Prints at Boudoir Creatives (Up to 74% Off)
C$125 C$480 at Boudoir Creatives - Groupon
The great romantic painters had the same goal: craft an image so beautiful it would come to life and marry them. Be a work of art with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a boudoir-photography package with one print (...
Interior Auto Spa Package or Platinum Auto Spa Package at Ecomobile Auto Spa (Up to 69% Off)
C$49.99 C$122 at Ecomobile Auto Spa - Groupon
A professional car wash is a much easier way to spruce up your ride than wiping it down by hand or tossing it into a mall fountain and wishing for new hubcaps. Keep it clean with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49.99 fo...
One, Three, or Six Laser Tattoo-Removal Sessions at Toronto Ink Tattoo and Laser Studio (Up to 85% Off)
C$49 C$200 at Toronto Ink Tattoo and Laser Studio - Groupon
The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers. Discover the truth with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for one laser tattoo-rem...
Permanent Upper and Lower Eyeliner, Permanent Eyebrows, or Both at Bellezza Mia Spa (Up to 71% Off)
C$189 C$600 at Bellezza Mia Spa - Groupon
Beauty is subjective, unless you're talking about a slam dunk or the second stanza of the Portuguese national anthem. Become an undisputed beauty with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $189 for permanent upper and lower eye...
$599 for Custom Men's Cashmere Suit, Shirt, and Silk Tie, or Custom Overcoat at Empire Customs ($1,385 Value)
C$599 C$1,385 at Empire Customs - Groupon
A new suit can help you close a deal, much like opening with a firm handshake or presenting a business card printed on a crisp $10 bill. Dress for success with this Groupon. $599 for a Custom Suit Package or Winter Overcoat ($1,385...
Two or Four Diamond Microdermabrasions or Three IPL Photofacials at Rejuvederme (Up to 86% Off)
C$59 C$300 at Rejuvederme - Groupon
A facial can help you look like your old self, much like squeezing into your childhood overalls and showing up on your old kindergarten teacher's doorstep asking for juice. Recapture youth with this Groupon. Choose from Three Optio...
Haircut & Conditioning with Option for Root-Colour Touchup or Half-Head Highlights at Prisma Hair Design (Up to 87% Off)
C$35 C$265 at Prisma Hair Design - Groupon
A new hairstyle can transform your entire appearance, assuming that you are buried up to your head in quicksand. Look great from top to bottom with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for a haircut, style, and conditionin...
Removal of 3, 6, or 12 Spider Veins, Broken Capillaries, or Strawberry Moles at IMD Laser Clinic (Up to 91% Off)
C$59 C$675 at IMD Laser Clinic - Groupon
When Pink Floyd debuted their laser light show, it wasn't so much to impress their adoring fans as it was to help the Corona Borealis appear younger and more relevant to a new generation. Discover these powerful beams with this Grou...
$99 for 45-Minute Boudoir Photo Shoot with CD of Images and 10 4â€x6†Prints at Lady Sabrina ($350 Value)
C$99 C$350 at Lady Sabrina - Groupon
Sending a sensual message to someone is easier today than it was in the past, when such messages had to be read aloud to the recipients by their fathers or what used to pass for a doctor. You won't have to spell out your intentions ...
Cut, Style, and Blow-Dry with Conditioning, Colour, or Highlights at Only U Hair Spa (Up to 61% Off)
C$29 C$75 at Only U Hair Spa - Groupon
In addition to warming our brains and framing our faces, hair also provides the only concrete evidence of the existence of wind. Maintain your breeze detectors with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a cut and condit...
One or Three Colon-Hydrotherapy Sessions at Toronto Colonics (Up to 58% Off)
C$45 C$95 at Toronto Colonics - Groupon
People are more confident if they feel clean inside and out, which is why successful people all start their days with a hot shower and a thorough exorcism. Feel your best with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for one ...
Swedish or Aromatherapy Massage for One or Two at Paradise Wellness Center & Spa (Up to 69% Off)
C$35 C$80 at Paradise Wellness Center & Spa - Groupon
A massage releases stress more peacefully than primal-scream therapy and more discreetly than a highly televised bulldozer rampage. Find an appropriate outlet with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a Swedish or aro...
Custom Framing and Printing Services at G & K Picture Frame Canada (Up to 71% Off). Two Options Available.
C$39 C$110 at G & K Picture Frame Canada - Groupon
Frames are perfect for preserving a memory, or for breaking over your head to erase a memory. Get in the right frame of mind with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for $110 worth of custom framing and printing services...
Yoga or Pilates-Mat Classes at iGita Hot Yoga Club, Spa & Boutique (Up to 84% Off). Three Options Available.
C$29 C$142 at iGita Hot Yoga Club, Spa & Boutique - Groupon
Core strength is one of the fundamental tenets of health, alongside flexibility and never eating thumbtacks unless they are safely encased in wax. Sharpen your physique with this Groupon. Choose From Three Options $29 for 10 yoga...
Eight-Week Workshop or One Month of Unlimited Pilates Classes at Tall & Flex (Up to 80% Off)
C$39 C$108 at Tall & Flex - Groupon
Like the framework of a mighty skyscraper, the core helps humans hold up the weight of the sky. Stay firm against the firmament with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 8-class workshop (a $108 value) $49 for one...
One or Three Shellac Manicures at Glo Spa (Up to 59% Off)
C$19 C$45 at Glo Spa - Groupon
It's common practice to shake hands upon meeting new people so that you can hold down their dominant hand while your partner takes their wallet. Snatch a new look for your hands with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 f...
Four, Six, or Eight Microdermabrasion Treatments at Hair Wave Salon and Spa (Up to 84% Off)
C$99 C$480 at Hair Wave Salon and Spa - Groupon
A pretty face easily sticks in one's memory, much like a catchy song or a horse with udders. Stand out from the herd with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for four microdermabrasion treatments (a $480 value) $129 for s...
Seafood, Burgers, and Sides for Two or Four at Off the Hook Gourmet Fish & Chips (Up to 53% Off)
C$10 C$20 at Off the Hook Gourmet Fish & Chips - Groupon
The hunt for marine life has inspired some of mankind's greatest literature, from Melville's Moby-Dick to Hemingway's The Old Man Vs. The Sea: An Autobiographical Thriller. Reel in a meal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Op...
Postural Analysis and Treatment Regimen or Massage at The Posture Clinic (Up to 84% Off)
C$39 C$90 at The Posture Clinic - Groupon
The human skeleton gives the body structure, preventing us from looking like sacks filled with creamed corn. Stand up for yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for an initial posture-and-gait examination and ...
$20 for Three Hours of Indoor Paintball for Two with Gear at Eastie Boyz Paintball ($60 Value)
C$20 C$60 at Eastie Boyz Paintball - Groupon
Like the night you discover that everyone you know is a werewolf, a game of paintball involves hiding behind trees and running away from your friends. Be prepared with this Groupon. $20 for Three Hours of Indoor Paintball for Two (...
$19 for $175 Worth of Prescription Eyeglasses and Sunglasses at Purba Vision
C$19 C$175 at Purba Vision - Groupon
Glasses make you look smarter, which is why graduates of clown college wear their biggest pairs to job interviews. Look brilliant with this Groupon. $19 for $175 Worth of Prescription Eyewear This deal is valid toward a complete p...
One- or Three-Month Unlimited Membership with Group Classes and Locker at Spin Kicks Cycle and Fitness (Up to 75% Off)
C$39 C$130 at Spin Kicks Cycle and Fitness - Groupon
Working out on professional equipment is preferable to improvised workouts, such as coffee-table parkour and trying to lift one of everything at Costco. Bulk up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a one-month un...
Haircut and Conditioning with Optional Root Touch-Up or Root Touch-Up Package at Artisan Hair & Spa (Up to 85% Off)
C$35 C$110 at Artisan Hair & Spa - Groupon
Unlike a chameleon, hair does not naturally change colour or fight you when you try to put a satin bow on it before taking its picture. Blend in or stand out with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for a haircut, conditi...
One 60-Minute Massage or Three-Hour Credit for Swedish Massages at Head To Toe Massage (Up to 67% Off)
C$39 C$100 at Head To Toe Massage - Groupon
Getting a massage treatment is a great way to reward yourself, much like presenting yourself with a check for $1,000 worth of self-hugs (one). Thank you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute massage ...
Six Cellulite-Reduction or Microdermabrasion Treatments at Viva Medi Spa (83% Off)
C$99 C$594 at Viva Medi Spa - Groupon
Cellulite doesn't go away unless you do something about it, much like that fire in the living room that you've been ignoring. Send fat out in a blaze of glory with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for six cellulite-re...
One or Three Facial-Tightening or Body-Contouring Radiofrequency Treatments at La'Dira MedSpa (Up to 70% Off)
C$65 C$185 at La’Dira MedSPA - Groupon
Wrinkles appear based on how frequently people have smiled, especially if it was directly at the sun. Beam at beams with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $59 for one radiofrequency body-contouring treatment (a $150 value) $...
Spa Mani-Pedi with Optional 30-Minute Swedish Massage or Deep-Cleansing Facial at BBS Wellness (Up to 59% Off)
C$22 C$45 at BBS Wellness - Groupon
It can be tough to relax, between work, family, and the unrealistic nighttime demands of your horse-headed dream boss. Escape with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $22 for a spa mani-pedi (a $45 value) $39 for a spa mani-p...
Boudoir Portrait Package for One or Two at Galaxy Photoz (Up to 77% Off)
C$49 C$199 at Galaxy Photoz - Groupon
Sometimes the art of seduction is subtle and surreptitious, and sometimes it's just mailing someone a sexy picture of yourself once a day for four years. Use the power of the pose with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49...
$45 for a Three-Hour Golf-Simulator Session at The Sports Training Academy ($90 Value)
C$45 C$90 at The Sports Training Academy - Groupon
$45 for a Three-Hour Golf-Simulator Session ($90 Value) Golfers practice their shots on the FlightScope simulator while sensors measure ball variables such as trajectory, spin rate, speed, and launch angles in real time. FlightScop...
5, 10, or 20 Dance-Fitness Classes at BollyFuze (Up to 68% Off)
C$24 C$75 at BollyFuze - Groupon
Dancing remains one of the best methods of reshaping the abdomen, second only to standing in front of a cannon. Enjoy explosive exercise with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $24 for 5 BollyFuze classes (a $75 value) $49 f...
Twin, Double, Queen, or King Sealy Posturepedic Mattresses at LA Mattress Depot (Up to 61% Off)
C$375 C$900 at LA Mattress Depot - Groupon
With a comfortable mattress, sleepers are 80 per cent more likely to reach deep sleep and 20 per cent more likely to have an awesome dream about mattresses. Sleep well with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $375 for a twin S...
$35 for a 60-Minute Foot Reflexology Session at Wellness Alternative Solutions ($75 Value)
C$35 C$75 at Wellness Alternative Solutions - Groupon
Without feet, walking would be difficult, dancing would be impossible, and counting to 20 would be a two-man job. Take a stand with this Groupon. $35 for a 60-Minute Foot Reflexology Session ($75 Value) During reflexology treatmen...
One, Three, or Six Noninvasive Skin-Remodeling Treatments at Skintelligence MedSpa (Up to 79% Off)
C$35 C$125 at Skintelligence MedSpa - Groupon
Becoming an adult means developing a few wrinkles, much like becoming a teenager means driving across the country to meet the scientists that grew you. Escape the inevitable with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for on...
$179 for Unlimited Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on Up to Six Areas for One Year at FK Laser (Up to $1,700 Value)
C$179 C$1,700 at FK Laser - Groupon
Hair removal can be tricky, especially if the hair is somehow connected directly to your skin through some nefarious prank of nature. Vanquish skin vandalism with this Groupon. $179 for Unlimited Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on Up...
Chiropractic Exam, Consultation, and One or Three Treatments from Dr. Justin Guy (Up to 85% Off)
C$29 C$170 at Chiropractic Services from Dr. Justin Guy - Groupon
The spine keeps your brain elevated and beyond the reach of swarming, knowledge-hungry children. Straighten and strengthen your spine with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a chiropractic exam and consultation with...
Two- or Three-Hour Golf-Simulator Session and Swing Analysis for Up to Six at OnGolf Club (Up to 68% Off)
C$39 C$110 at OnGolf Club - Groupon
Much like confronting a former bully at a high-school reunion, playing golf requires an efficient swing and at least three friends to cheer you on. Take a stand against a shank-producing stroke with this Groupon. Choose Between Two...
One, Two, or Three FotoFacial RF Skin-Rejuvenation Treatments at Health Medica (Up to 67% Off)
C$69 C$150 at Health Medica - Groupon
Different facial expressions can cause wrinkles, such as laugh lines from smiling and frown lines from seeing a baby get attention just for eating spaghetti. Even things out with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for on...
Spa Mani-Pedi with Optional Bikini, Full-Face, or Lower-Leg Wax at Unionville Spa (Up to 54% Off)
C$35 C$75 at Unionville Spa - Groupon
Strong, healthy nails protect fingers from the pinch of a doorway or the curious nibbles of a teething zipper. Pamper your protectors with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a 90-minute spa mani-pedi (a $75 value) $...
Oil Change with Inspection, Door-Hinge Lubrication, and Option for Tire Rotation at Auto Technique (Up to 59% Off)
C$19 C$40 at Auto Technique - Groupon
Like a sprinter with his head stuck in a stairway banister, vehicle engines desperately need lubrication if they're going to run properly. Oil up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a regular oil and filter chan...
Two Savoury Crepes and One Dessert Crepe, or $15 for $30 Worth of Crepes at De La Crepe
C$15 C$30 at De La Crepe - Groupon
One of the great simple pleasures of travelling abroad is stumbling upon a restaurant frequented by locals, followed closely by bathing in gelato and loudly explaining why everything in Canada is better. Replicate that feeling with ...
Four, Six, or Eight Microdermabrasion Treatments at Uptown Laser & Beauty Medi-Spa in Aurora (Up to 80% Off)
C$129 C$500 at Uptown Laser & Beauty Medi-Spa - Groupon
Humans are obsessed with their own faces, which is why four different prime ministers printed themselves onto bills. Flaunt your facade with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $129 for four microdermabrasion treatments (a $5...
$49 for a 1,500-Thread-Count-Equivalent Microfiber Sheet Set at MattressDirect.ca ($129 Value)
C$49 C$129 at MattressDirect.ca - Groupon
Although the best bedding feels as soft as clouds, the worst bedding is clouds, which send sleepers plummeting back to Earth. Rest on firmer billows with this Groupon. $49 for a Microfiber Sheet Set ($129 Value) One flat sheet, o...
10 or 20 Boot-Camp, Boxing, and All Mixed-Martial-Arts Classes at Matador Mixed Martial Arts Academy (Up to 93% Off)
C$19 C$200 at Matador Mixed Martial Arts Academy - Groupon
Though often regarded as instinct, fighting is actually a skill acquired in the womb, where all babies must defeat their evil selves in order to be born. Further your training with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for...
Haircut and Conditioning Treatment with Optional Partial Highlights or Full Colour at Vogue Salon & Spa (Up to 52% Off)
C$35 C$70 at Vogue Salon & Spa - Groupon
A stylish haircut makes a good impression because it shows people you can be trusted around scissors. Inspire confidence with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a haircut, blow-dry, and conditioning treatment (a $70...
Six Sport-Performance Yoga Classes or Four Hockey Treadmill Classes at National Training Centers (Up to 74% Off)
C$39 C$150 at National Training Centers - Groupon
Sweat is a symbol of hard work, just like a gold star on your tax returns. Glisten with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for six sport-performance yoga sessions (a $150 value) $89 for four indoor hockey-skating tread...
$199 for a Three-In-One Laser Skincare Package at NuLife Laser & Wellness Clinic ($1,100 Value)
C$199 C$1,100 at NuLife Laser & Wellness Clinic - Groupon
Adults say that youth is wasted on the young, while kids argue that the ability to take out your teeth is wasted on the old. Baby your face with this Groupon. $199 for a Three-In-One Laser Skincare Package ($1,100 Value) The trife...
One or Two Colon Hydrotherapy Treatments at Reverse Aging Clinic (Up to 55% Off)
C$49 C$99 at Reverse Aging Clinic - Groupon
Cleansing your inner-workings is part of regular maintenance, like hosing down your car's engine or yelling at your cat until he coughs up every last half-digested crayon. Feel empty inside—the good kind—with this Groupon. Choo...
One 16"x20" or 20"x24" Photo-to-Canvas Print at Double Wings Art (Up to 72% Off)
C$29 C$100 at Double Wings Art - Groupon
An art collection adds to the ambience of a home and distracts family members from the fact that there are no walls. Cover up architectural absence with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one 16"x20" photo-to-canvas...
Two, Four, or Six Lipo-Laser Treatments at Elysium Wellness Med Clinic (Up to 83% Off)
C$99 C$398 at Elysium Wellness Med Clinic - Groupon
Fat can seem impossible to get rid of, much like that dark, flat thing that follows you everywhere. Get a svelte shadow with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for two lipo-laser treatments (a $398 value) $169 for four l...
$49 for Three Spinal Decompressions at Healing Path Chiropractic & Wellness Centre in Burlington (Up to $615 Value)
C$49 C$615 at The Healing Path Chiropractic & Wellness Centre - Groupon
Ever since humans evolved necks, they have craned them to look at the stars, making astronomy the oldest profession and chiropractic the second oldest. Align yourself for continued constellation-scoping with this Groupon. $49 for a...
Italian Dinner for Two or Four on Tuesday–Thursday or Friday–Saturday at Ristorante Boccaccio (Up to 63% Off)
C$35 C$80 at Ristorante Boccaccio - Groupon
Inviting somebody to break bread is an act of hospitality, like when a strongman breaks his door in half so you can come inside. Share a meal with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $35 for one appetizer and two entrees for t...
Two Introductory or Intermediate Circus-Arts Classes for One or Two at Wonderful World of Circus (Up to 68% Off)
C$45 C$141 at Wonderful World of Circus - Groupon
Mastering the flying trapeze can pay off when faced with challenges such as performing the uneven bars portion of a job interview. Swing to success with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for two 90-minute introductory ...
$19 for $239 Toward Prescription Eyeglasses and Sunglasses at North York Vision Centre
C$19 C$239 at North York Vision Centre - Groupon
Wearing eyeglasses is the easiest way to look intelligent, closely beating out reading a full set of encyclopedias on the bus or being British. Wise up your eyes with this Groupon. $19 for $239 Toward Prescription Eyeglasses and Su...
Four, Six, or Eight Microdermabrasion Facial Treatments at Revive Med Spa (Up to 89% Off)
C$79 C$600 at Revive Med Spa - Groupon
Time shows itself all over the body, but most prominently in the eyes, the hands, and the tally marks that appear on your scalp each year. Erase your lines with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $79 for four microdermabrasi...
Two or Four VersaSlim Body-Shaping Treatments at Tower Hill Medical and Rehab (Up to 88% Off)
C$69 C$400 at Tower Hill Medical and Rehab - Groupon
Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are helpful, often found assisting slideshow presentations and playing DVDs for people who aren’t entertained by just staring at the shiny part. Let a laser do some good ...
Three or Six Kangoo Jump-Exercise Classes at Kangoo Club Toronto (Up to 77% Off)
C$19 C$75 at Kangoo Club Toronto - Groupon
Sweat is your body's way of letting you cool off during a workout and slide home on your belly afterward. Get a running start with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for three Kangoo jump-exercise classes, including b...
Two-Hour Mosaic or Stained-Glass Workshop for One, Two, or Four at Glass Mosaic Canada (Up to 60% Off)
C$25 C$59 at Glass Mosaic Canada - Groupon
Learning a new medium stimulates the imagination to see things in a whole new way, such as considering how The Scream would look if you added a hot-dog cart. Ignite your imagination with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $2...
Four, Six, or Eight Microdermabrasion Treatments at Sara's Total Spa (Up to 81% Off)
C$99 C$396 at Sara's Total Spa - Groupon
Microdermabrasion is like magic, in that it uses a special wand to perform amazing feats and children find it boring to watch. Make blemishes disappear with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for four microdermabrasion t...
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