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Design & Landscape Lighting Services at Infinity Landscape Development
$99 $1,000 at Infinity Landscape Development - Living Social - Expires 06/18/13
Create the ultimate outdoor oasis with help from this award-winning landscape developer working in Oakland, Macomb, and Wayne counties: • $99 for $1,000 to spend on design and landscape lighting services • Plus, four commercial-...
Air Duct Cleaning at Beautifully Restored Carpet and Upholstery Cleaning Service
$49 $99 at Beautifully Restored Carpet and Upholstery Cleaning Service - Living Social - Expires 06/18/13
Clean air ducts mean clean air for your family to breathe -- get rid of built-up dust and debris with today's deal from Beautifully Restored Carpet and Upholstery Cleaning Service: • $49 ($99 value) for air duct cleaning up to ei...
One-Hour Aromatherapy Massage at Luxurious Essentials
$35 $70 at Luxurious Essentials - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
This deal from Luxurious Essentials in Southfield promises to ease you into the world of self indulgence: • $35 ($70 value) for a one-hour aromatherapy massage • Feel blissful peace during a soothing, sensory treatment • Profe...
Superstars of Comedy: Two Tickets at Superstars of Comedy at Music Hall Center for the Performing Arts
$42 $84 at Superstars of Comedy at Music Hall Center for the Performing Arts - Living Social - Expires 05/24/13
Studies have shown that laughter is good for your health, so here's the prescription for a hilarious weekend: two tickets to the Superstars of Comedy show at Music Hall Center for the Performing Arts on Saturday, May 25. Kick your ...
One-Hour Self-Guided Segway Tour at My Seg Adventures
$25 $50 at My Seg Adventures - Living Social - Expires 05/28/13
Easy to learn and so much fun, the Segway is a high-tech, self-balancing personal-transport vehicle that gives you the feeling of gliding on air. Experience it for yourself with this deal from My Seg Adventures: • $25 ($50 value)...
$35 for Two Private English 30-Minute Horseback-Riding Lessons at Haverhill Farms in White Lake ($70 Value)
$35 $70 at Haverhill Farms - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
For centuries, horseshoes have been associated with good fortune, which is why homeowners hang them over doorways and brides lob them at groups of their single friends. Get hitched with this Groupon. $35 for Two Private 30-Minute E...
One or Three Brazilian Waxes at Beauty Mark Salon and Spa (Up to 56% Off)
$35 $75 at Beauty Mark Salon and Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Constantly plucking body hair is one of life's most futile chores, like vacuuming up a pile of leaves or cleaning feathers out of your jet turbine. Foil your follicles once and for all with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...
Trampoline Fitness or Boot-Camp Passes for June or July at Sky Zone and Body Within (Up to 51% Off)
$29 $59 at Sky Zone Canton and Body Within - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Athleticism is more than leaping over a hurdle and drop-kicking a computer after it beats you in chess. Be a good sport with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $29 for a GetFit Sky Pass for June (a $59 value) $29 for a GetFit...
Splash Summer Series Summer Kickoff for Two, Four, or Six at Tinfish Jefferson Beach Marina on May 26 (Up to 54% Off)
$20 $40 at Splash Summer Series Summer Kickoff - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Outdoor parties are a sure sign that summer is near, just like sunflowers in bloom or snowmen screaming in agony. Celebrate the eternal cycle with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for two tickets to the Splash Summer S...
Mani-Pedi and Cupcake or Parent-and-Child Spa Package at CupCakes & IceCream Kids Spa and Party Room (Up to 51% Off)
$15 $30 at CupCakes & IceCream Kids Spa and Party Room - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Certain ages are so memorable that we give them nicknames, such as the terrible twos, sweet 16, or wholly unremarkable 31. Make any age special with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for one mini mani-pedi and a cupcak...
Pulse Fitness 101 - The Right Way to Train Package at Pulse Fitness
$75 $265 at Pulse Fitness - Living Social - Expires 05/27/13
Pulse Fitness has a qualified team of instructors, personal trainers, and nutritionists that provide the knowledge and motivation you need to live a healthier lifestyle: • $75 ($265 value) for Pulse Fitness 101 - The Right Way to...
Bowling Package for Up to Six at Universal Lanes
$25 $50 at Universal Lanes - Living Social - Expires 05/27/13
Keep the good times rolling regardless of the weather with a bowling package from Universal Lanes: • $25 ($50 value) for a bowling package for up to six • Includes one-hour of bowling, shoe rental • Snack on a large one-topping...
Women's Partial Highlight or Color and Style at Salon International
$40 $82 at Salon International - Living Social - Expires 05/27/13
Located in the Old Village area of Plymouth, Salon International has been beautifying locals for more than three decades. Schedule an appointment Tuesday through Saturday, and let the professional stylists get to work on your new l...
$15 for $30 Worth of Handcrafted Fudge, Candy, and Popcorn from Mackinac Fudge Shop
$15 $30 at Mackinac Fudge Shop - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
According to a recent survey, people have listed chocolate as their preferred cause of death, followed closely by money avalanche. Get one foot in the tastiest grave with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Handcrafted Fudge, Candy,...
10 or 20 Yoga Classes at Yoga Shelter (Up to 87% Off). Five Locations Available.
$20 $139 at Yoga Shelter - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
Yoga teaches people how to sustain poses while controlling their breath, a technique most yogis use to live undetected in wax museums. Steady your stillness skills with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for 10 yoga cla...
$32 for an Aromatherapy Mani-Pedi with Reflexology at Nadwa Hair Spa ($94 Value)
$32 $94 at Nadwa Hair Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
Long, healthy nails can help in tasks such as scratching an itch or retrieving a wedding ring from inside your pet snake. Get in there with this Groupon. $32 for an Aromatherapy Mani-Pedi with Reflexology ($94 Value) A reflexology...
Five or Ten Smoothies at Pure BDY (Up to 60% Off)
$12 $27.50 at Pure BDY - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
Everyone should have access to healthy, nutritious food, even babies, who feed mostly on sunlight. Baby your body with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for five smoothies (a $27.50 value) $22 for ten smoothies (a $55 ...
Eyelash Extensions or Airbrush Makeup at Makeup Mavens On Location (Up to 55% Off)
$24.99 $50 at Makeup Mavens On Location - Groupon - Expires 05/24/13
Beautiful faces are the only faces that get a chance to appear on magazine covers or in movies where high school seems fun. Get starlet fever with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $24.99 for individual eyelash extensions ...
Las Vegas Resort on the Strip at Bally's Las Vegas
$150 $430 at Bally's Las Vegas - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for Two in a North Tower Deluxe King Room, Sundays through Thursdays ($150) or Fridays and Saturdays ($270) • Two Show Tickets to Jubilee! • $30 Food and Beverage Credit for Bally's Restaurants and ...
$15 to Spend on Candy and Chocolates at The Sweet Spot
$7 $15 at The Sweet Spot - Living Social - Expires 05/26/13
Chock-full of candy like classic Asher's Chocolate and gourmet toffee all the way from Wales, The Sweet Spot in Troy is the destination for all your favorite sweet treats: • $7 for $15 toward in-store product • $50 for $100 towa...
Award-Winning Jacó Resort at Villas Caletas
$479 $804 at Villas Caletas - Living Social - Expires 05/26/13
Escape Kit • A Three- ($479), Four- ($639), or Five-Night ($779) Stay for Two in a Villa Room • Or, a Three- ($629), Four- ($879), or Five-Night ($1,029) Stay for Two in a Junior Suite The Destination On Costa Rica's Pacific c...
$50 for a Three-Month Storage-Unit Rental and a 24-Hour Moving-Truck Rental from Mini U Storage ($369 Value)
$50 $369 at Mini U Storage - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Excess belongings can really clutter up a house, even if it's got lots of storage space or a poltergeist obsessed with stacking things. Get rid of extra goods with this Groupon. $50 for a Storage-Unit Package ($369 Value) Three-m...
10 or 20 Group Fitness Classes at Bad Boy Boxing Gym (Up to 84% Off)
$29 $150 at Bad Boy Boxing Gym - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
It's good to get in shape for summer, when lots of people will see you lounging by the pool or trying to climb through the windows of air-conditioned businesses. Look good with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 10 ...
$30 for $60 Worth of Upscale Dinner Fare at Mélange
$30 $60 at Mélange - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
A marriage between two cuisines is preferable to a marriage between two clones of Sylvester Stallone, a process that eventually results in a baby reared on raw eggs and meat punching bags. Savor a simpler fusion with this Groupon. ...
Barre, TRX, Kettlebell, or Circuit-Training Classes at ReVamp (Up to 55% Off). Six Options Available.
$29 $65 at ReVamp - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Going to the gym is a safe way to work out, unlike doing pull-ups on a streetlight or fighting public-disturbance charges. Lift lawfully with this Groupon. Choose from Six Options $29 for 5 barre or TRX classes (a $65 value) $59 ...
Two, Four, Six, or Eight Veneers at Today’s Smiles (Up to 64% Off)
$999 $2,400 at Today's Smiles - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Teeth are important--without them, eating would be hard, smiles would look weird, and you'd have to invent some kind of machine to shred your old credit cards. Protect your mouth's identity with this Groupon. Choose from Four Optio...
$200 to Spend on Bridal Gowns and Accessories at Couture Bridal Resale and Designer Resale Boutique
$99 $200 at Couture Bridal Resale and Designer Resale Boutique - Living Social - Expires 05/25/13
Designer brands are made of the highest quality and everyone wants the best! Buy like you are on a boom -- not a budget necessitated by hard economic times -- with this deal at Couture Bridal Resale and Designer Resale Boutique loca...
Three Visits of Basic Chiropractic Services at Wyandotte Chiropractic
$35 $105 at Wyandotte Chiropractic - Living Social - Expires 05/25/13
Named "Top Chiropractor" by Detroit HOUR Magazine, Dr. Mike Cameron of Wyandotte Chiropractic is well versed in adjustive techniques and treatment options for clients in pain. Find some relief with this deal: • $35 ($105 value) ...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments for a Small, Medium, or Large Area at b.bare (Up to 82% Off)
$99 $500 at b.bare - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
Before being discovered by med spas, lasers were used exclusively for slicing turkeys during space Thanksgiving. Give thanks for lasers with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for six laser hair-removal treatments for a ...
60-Minute Massage, Custom Organic Facial, or Both at Pure SKN (Up to 54% Off)
$37 $75 at Pure SKN - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
Massage therapy is among the best ways to achieve relaxation, on par with listening to actor Ed Harris chant in whale song. Sink into serenity with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $37 for a 60-minute massage (a $75 value)...
Organic Chicken Barbecue Package or Organic Beef Barbecue Package from Pure Pastures (Up to Half Off)
$12.99 $26 at Pure Pastures - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
A rumbling stomach is the body's reminder that humans need food, much like a rumbling volcano is the earth's reminder that humans are needed as food. Sacrifice your hunger with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options For the chic...
One or Three 60-Minute Massages at Craig’s Therapy at Forest Fitness (Up to 56% Off)
$29 $60 at Craig's Therapy at Forest Fitness - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
Many things can make muscles tense, such as the fact that there's a terrifying skeleton hiding beneath them. Confront your inner demons with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one 60-minute massage (a $60 value) $7...
$15 for Three Vouchers, Each Good for $10 Off Your Bill at Tubby’s ($30 Value)
$5 $10 at Tubby's - Groupon - Expires 05/22/13
Taking loved ones on dinner dates makes them feel special, much like hiring a loud person to shout their name on the sidewalk. Make your sweetheart swoon with this Groupon. $15 for Three Vouchers ($30 Value); Each Voucher Good for ...
Italian Food for Lunch or Dinner at Alfoccino (Half Off)
$6 $12 at Alfoccino - Groupon - Expires 05/28/13
Ancient Italians were renowned for eating every part of the angels they hunted—even the hair. Enjoy divine flavor with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of Italian food for dinner $6 for $12 worth of I...
$200 to Spend on a Futon or Mattress Set at Mattress & Futon Shoppe
$25 $200 at Mattress & Futon Shoppe - Living Social - Expires 05/24/13
Your lumpy mattress has robbed you of much-needed rest -- get a regal night's sleep on a pauper's budget at one of Mattress & Futon Shoppe's 13 locations in the Mitten that feature only the finest brands like Serta, Sealy Postur...
$45 for a 60-Minute Massage and Sugar Scrub at Luxurious Essentials ($115 Value)
$45 $115 at Luxurious Essentials - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Having sore muscles, like wearing a suit of armor or signing a five-year lease, makes it difficult to move. Evict bodily stress with this Groupon. $45 for a Massage Package ($115 Value) A 60-minute massage melts tired muscles, and...
Complete Interior and Exterior Car Detail at Carsmetology (Up to 51% Off). Two Locations Available.
$99 $200 at Carsmetology - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
Driving a shiny car is a great way to experience luxurious transportation without the hassle of chartering a yacht or riding a peacock to work. Transform regular vehicles into ritzy rides with this Groupon. Complete Interior and Ex...
Teeth Whitening or a Dental Exam, Cleaning, and Bitewing X-rays at Walled Lake Dental (Up to 87% Off)
$35 $263 at Walled Lake Dental - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
A bright smile sends a message to others, such as "I care about dental hygiene" or "Look at my teeth—I didn't eat your jelly." Say it with a smile, thanks to this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a cleaning, dental e...
Homestyle American Food at Harvard Grill (Half Off)
$7.50 $15 at Harvard Grill - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
People love eating at restaurants because the food is as delicious as a home-cooked meal, but you don't have to eat at a table with your 14 strong, hungry teenage brothers. Get some eating room with this Groupon. Choose Between Two...
African Safari Wildlife Park Visit for One or Four (Up to 64% Off). Three Options Available.
$10 $21.95 at African Safari Wildlife Park - Groupon - Expires 05/21/13
A zoo is the first place most people would go to see an ocelot, whereas the second place would be the chainlink enclosure in Donald Sutherland's backyard. Steer clear of Donald Sutherland with this Groupon. Choose from Three Option...
Los Cabos Suite + Dinner for 2 at Marbella Suites en la Playa
$299 $670 at Marbella Suites en la Playa - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Four- ($299), Five- ($374), or Six-Night ($449) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Garden-View Suite • Or, a Four- ($399), Five- ($499), or Six-Night ($599) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Partial Ocean View Suite • One R...
All-Inclusive Puerto Vallarta Resort at Vamar Vallarta All Inclusive Marina & Beach Resort
$300 $600 at Vamar Vallarta All Inclusive Marina & Beach Resort - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Three- ($300), Four- ($400), Five- ($500), or Six-Night ($600) Stay for Two in a Standard or Superior Room From Now to July 4; and August 16 to December 20 • Or, a Three- ($353), Four- ($470), Five- ($588), or Six-N...
Boutique Costa Rican Resort at Hotel Byblos Resort and Casino
$449 $820 at Hotel Byblos Resort and Casino - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
The Escape Kit • A Four-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $100 Food Credit ($449) • A Five-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $120 Food Credit ($559) • A Six-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $140 Food Credit ($6...
Oceanfront Boutique Resort at Sandy Haven Luxury Boutique Hotel
$419 $952 at Sandy Haven Luxury Boutique Hotel - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
The Escape Kit • A Four- ($419) or Five-Night ($500) Stay for Two in a Superior Garden View Room • Or, a Four- ($700) or Five-Night ($875) Stay for Two in an Ocean Front Room • Daily Continental Breakfast and Mimosas • Combine ...
All-Inclusive St. Lucia Resort at Smuggler's Cove St. Lucia
$879 $2,252 at Smuggler's Cove St. Lucia - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Four- ($879) or Six-Night ($1,319) Stay for Two in a Garden-View Suite Between Now and June 30 or September 1 to 30 • Or, a Four- ($999) or Six-Night ($1,499) Stay for Two in a Garden-View Suite Between July 1 and A...
Beachfront Caribbean Hotel at San Juan Water Beach Club Hotel
$398 $723 at San Juan Water Beach Club Hotel - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
Escape Kit • A Three-Night Stay for Two in an Atmosphere King Room ($398) • Or, a Four-Night Stay for Two in an Atmosphere King Room ($521) • Or, a Five-Night Stay for Two in an Atmosphere King Room ($639) • Daily Continental Br...
Bluetooth Keyboard for iPad Mini at GadgetsFactory.com
$28 $56 at GadgetsFactory.com - Living Social - Expires 05/30/13
Respond to work emails or kick back and watch streaming video on the go with this versatile accessory. The external keyboard wirelessly connects to your iPad Mini and doubles as a stand for easy viewing: • $28 ($56 value) for a m...
OPI Gelcolor Pedicure and OPI Sugar Scrub at Robin's Tips-N-Toes
$26 $55 at Robin's Tips-N-Toes - Living Social - Expires 05/23/13
Using her 14 years of experience in the beauty industry, Robin will make sure that easily chipped polish is a thing of the past. Choose one of her 65 Gelcolor polishes to be applied to your toes, drying in 30 seconds under an LED la...
Four 20-Minute i-Lipo Sessions at Skin Deep Spa
$499 $1,200 at Skin Deep Spa - Living Social - Expires 05/23/13
Pinpoint a problematic area of your choice, and allow Skin Deep Spa in West Bloomfield to take care of the rest. i-Lipo, a non-surgical alternative to liposuction, is designed to help you achieve the body of your dreams without any ...
Tire Rotation, Oil Change with Optional Tire Rotation, or Synthetic Dexos Oil Change at Mobil 1 Lube Express (80% Off)
$4.99 $25 at Mobil 1 Lube Express - Groupon - Expires 05/20/13
Timely rotations lengthen the life of tires and allow them to accomplish all the items on their bucket lists, such as bouncing with the bulls in Spain and volunteering postretirement as a swing. Tread lightly with this Groupon. Cho...
Six Skin-Tightening Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Novi Laser & Aesthetic Center (Up to 86% Off)
$249 $1,800 at Novi Laser & Aesthetic Center - Groupon - Expires 05/20/13
The skin protects the body from illness and bones from dissolving during rainstorms. Maintain nature's poncho with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $249 for six skin-tightening treatments on a small area (up to a $1,800 va...
Two-Hour BYOB Boat Ride for Up to 6 or 10 People from My Buddy's Boat (Up to 56% Off)
$69 $150 at My Buddy's Boat - Groupon - Expires 05/20/13
It's said that the happiest day in a boat owner's life is when he sells the boat or gets to use it in a Viking funeral, praise Odin. Skip the hassles of ownership with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a two-hour B...
One or Three Bikini or Brazilian Sugarings at Youthful Image Health and Wellness (Up to 62% Off)
$17 $45 at Youthful Image Health and Wellness - Groupon - Expires 05/20/13
Hair removal can be difficult, especially the residual patches left over from your past life as a badger. Clear things up with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $17 for one bikini sugaring (a $45 value) $59 for three bikini ...
Two-Night Stay at Cobblestone Manor Bed & Breakfast in Metro Detroit
$184 $358 at Cobblestone Manor Bed & Breakfast - Groupon - Expires 05/23/13
Top Reasons to Stay at Cobblestone Manor Bed & Breakfast Located just 30 miles north of Detroit, the historical Victorian-style inn was originally built in 1840 as an 11-room farmhouse. It still features period furniture, such...
Vegas Resort + Show at Bally's Las Vegas
$150 $430 at Bally's Las Vegas - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for Two in a North Tower Deluxe King Room, Sundays through Thursdays ($150) or Fridays and Saturdays ($270) • Two Show Tickets to Jubilee! • $30 Food and Beverage Credit for Bally's Restaurants and ...
Jackson Lake Cottages at Grand Teton Lodge Company
$583 $1,125 at Grand Teton Lodge Company - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Escape Kit • A Three-Night Stay for Two in a Patio Cottage at Jackson Lake Lodge ($583) • Or, a Three-Night Stay for Two in a Classic Cottage at Jackson Lake Lodge ($793) • Daily Breakfast for Two at the Pioneer Grill • Scenic C...
All-Day Bounce Passes for Four or Two Children at Fun 4 Us - Westland
$18 $40 at Fun 4 Us - Westland - Living Social - Expires 05/29/13
Fun 4 Us, located inside Westland Mall, is the perfect destination for your family's next indoor adventure. This safe fun zone is chock-full of inflatable play areas and games for kids up to 14 years old: • $18 ($40 value) for a...
Three-Hour Private Boat Cruise for Up to Six at H20 Limos
$450 $900 at H20 Limos - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
Whether you're looking to do some fine fishing on Lake St. Clair or take the family out for some fun in the sun, H2O Limos can help launch your adventure on the open water: • $450 ($900 value) for a three-hour private boat cruise...
Keratin Treatment or Full Highlights at DYE Hair Salon:
$150 $475 at DYE Hair Salon: - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
Satisfied clients can't keep quiet about the amazing service at DYE Hair Salon in Ferndale. The talented and trendy staff will give your hair just what it needs to look fabulous while staying healthy: • $150 ($475 value) for a ke...
18-Hole Round of Golf for Two or Four with Carts and Lunch at Bald Mountain Golf Course in Lake Orion (Up to 58% Off)
$49 $106 at Bald Mountain Golf Course - Groupon - Expires 07/05/13
When Atlantis fell, the only survivors were its golfers, whose vast knowledge of water hazards saw them to safety. Hone game-saving skills with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a golf package for two (up to a $106 ...
60-Minute Massage or Chiropractic Exam and Two Treatments at Tominello Chiropractic (Up to 77% Off)
$39 $80 at Tominello Chiropractic - Groupon - Expires 02/13/16
A healthy mind in a healthy body is the most any of us can ask for, besides a genius mind in a 50-foot-tall robo body. Get into shape with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a 60-minute relaxation or therapeutic mas...
Estate Tour and Wine Tasting for Two, Four, or Six at Colio Estate Winery (Up to 58% Off)
C$4 C$8 at Colio Estate Winery - Groupon - Expires 02/13/16
Ancient winemakers used to crush the grapes with their feet, although of course wineries today use sanitary, stainless steel mallets shaped like feet. See modern winemaking in action with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options ...
Mitch Ryder and Rare Earth Concert for Two at Macomb Music Theatre on Saturday, May 18, at 8 p.m. (Half Off)
$15 $30 at Mitch Ryder and Rare Earth - Groupon - Expires 05/18/13
Rock 'n' roll first became popular in America during the 1950s, much like the catch phrase "I got power like I'm Eisenhower." Hear something catchy with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal Mitch Ryder and Rare Earth Concert for two ...
Kings of the Mic Tour: LL Cool J, Ice Cube, Public Enemy, and De La Soul on June 26 (Up to $25.45 Value)
$15 $25.45 at Kings Of The Mic Tour: LL Cool J, Ice Cube, Public Enemy, De La Soul - Groupon - Expires 05/20/13
Rappers typically perform with hype men, who keep the crowd's energy up by waving around towels and feeding the audience granola bars. Get pumped with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal $15 for one G-Pass to the Kings of the Mic tou...
$29 for a 90-Minute Earring-Making Class at Brighton Beads & More ($60 Value)
$29 $60 at Brighton Beads & More - Groupon - Expires 02/13/16
Creative talents, like houseplants and celebrities, wilt without proper attention. Keep your artsy-ness alive and well with this Groupon. $29 for a 90-minute Earring-Making Class (a $60 Value) During 90-minute sessions, students m...
Carpet Cleaning for up to Three Rooms at Xtreme Cleaning and Restoration
$49 $105 at Xtreme Cleaning and Restoration - Living Social - Expires 06/11/13
During a one- to two-hour process, certified, fully insured technicians perform a five-step cleaning process using truck-mounted cleaning units to thoroughly cleanse carpet: • $49 ($105 value) for carpet cleaning for up to three...
$49.99 for a 60-Minute Private Wakeboarding Lesson at Wake Sessions ($100 Value)
$49.99 $100 at Wake Sessions - Groupon - Expires 07/02/13
Wakeboards are designed to be buoyant, hydrodynamic, and easily operated by cool dogs in sunglasses. Be as cool as a dog with this Groupon. $49.99 for a 60-Minute Private Wakeboarding Lesson ($100 Value) On weekdays, Wake Sessions...
$44 for One-Hour Hydrating or Anti-Aging Facial at Nadwa Hair Spa in West Bloomfield ($110 Value)
$44 $110 at Nadwa Hair Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/12/16
Your facial skin is affected by what you do, such as laying out in the sun, forgetting to apply moisturizer, or impersonating Darth Vader too close to the fan. Treat your mug right with this Groupon. $44 for One-Hour Hydrating or A...
$10 for Four Groupons, Each Good for $5 Worth of Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream ($20 Value)
$2.50 $5 at Baskin Robbins - Groupon - Expires 02/12/16
We all scream for ice cream, especially when the truck is teetering on the edge of the cliff. Scoop to the rescue with this Groupon. $10 for Four Groupons, Each Good for $5 Worth of Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream ($20 Value) The menu of...
Carlos Mencia at Detroit Opera House on Friday, May 31, at 8 p.m. (Up to 49% Off)
$35 $68.70 at Carlos Mencia - Groupon - Expires 05/19/13
When comedians get onstage, they open their lives to audiences and to any burglars who realize they won't be home for hours. Help yourself to comedic treasures with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal One G-Pass to see Carlos Mencia ...
$29.99 for a Dance-Lesson Package for an Individual or a Couple at Arthur Murray Dance Studio ($180 Value)
$29.99 $180 at Arthur Murray Dance Studio - Groupon - Expires 10/12/13
Circus bears untrained in the art of dance are often the least popular big-top attraction, falling somewhere between the bearded lady and a slice of stale rye bread on a pedestal. Ensure an appearance in the spotlight with this Grou...
One-Hour Massage with Consultation or Chiropractic Exam at Brackney Chiropractic Health Centers (Up to 80% Off)
$69 $350 at Brackney Chiropractic Health Centers - Groupon - Expires 02/11/16
Massage therapy is among the best ways to achieve relaxation, on a par with listening to actor Ed Harris chant in whale song. Sink into serenity with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a one-hour massage with a compl...
Two or Five Admissions to Holocaust Memorial Center (Up to 55% Off)
$8 $16 at Holocaust Memorial Center - Groupon - Expires 02/11/16
Choose Between Two Options $8 for two admissions (up to a $16 value) $18 for five admissions (up to a $40 value)
$24 to See Mos Def and Royce da 5'9†at Detroit Opera House on Saturday, June 1, at 8 p.m. (Up to $46.20 Value)
$24 $46.20 at Mos Def and Royce Da 5'9 - Groupon - Expires 05/17/13
The best rappers are masters of language, rhyme, and the ability to walk onstage in front of thousands of people and talk about some very sexy topics. Watch the best with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal $24 for One G-Pass to See ...
Historic Bay City Inn at The Historic Webster House
$256 $427 at The Historic Webster House - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for Two in the Nodoka or Signature Room, Sundays through Thursdays ($256) • Daily Three-Course Breakfast for Two with Delivery to Your Room on One Morning • $50 Dinner Credit • Bottle of Wine Upon A...
Indiana Water Park Resort at Big Splash Adventure
$139 $219 at Big Splash Adventure - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
Escape Kit • A One-Night Stay for Up to Four Guests in a Double Splash or Big Splash Room, Fridays ($158), Saturdays ($188), or Sundays ($139) • Four Water Park Passes • Breakfast for Four • Combine Vouchers to Stay Up to Two Ni...
$10 for $20 Worth of Pizza, Chicken, and Breadsticks for Carryout or Catering at The Original Romano’s
$10 $20 at The Original Romano's - Groupon - Expires 02/10/16
A large pizza is the perfect meal for a family to enjoy together, but is more often a meal for one man to enjoy alone. You're not alone when you're with pizza with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Pizza, Chicken, Breadsticks, and...
$10 for Two Groupons, Each Good for $10 Worth of Pizzeria Food at Waterford Slice ($20 Value)
$5 $10 at Waterford Slice - Groupon - Expires 02/10/16
$10 for Two Groupons, Each Good for $10 Worth of Pizzeria Food ($20 Value) The menu features a pizza with homemade meatballs, roasted red peppers, and caramelized onions ($12.96–$22.96), house-smoked ribs ($13.96—23.96), and an...
One or Three VersaSpa Sessions or One or Three High-Pressure-Bed or Booth-Tanning Sessions at Total Tan (Half Off)
$15 $30 at Total Tan - Groupon - Expires 10/16/13
A tan can let people know that you've been at the beach or convince them that you haven't been living in their closet for that long. Stop hiding your beauty with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $15 for one tanning session ...
Mother-Daughter Spa Package, Girl's Mani-Pedi, or Spa Party for Six at House Of G.E.M.S (Up to 52% Off)
$39 $80 at House Of G.E.M.S - Groupon - Expires 02/10/16
Children feel constant societal pressure to look adorable, which is why they spend so much time crying. Keep 'em cute with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a mother-daughter spa package (an $80 value) Two mini ped...
Ayurvedic Massages and Warm-Oil Treatments at Nature Cure Ayurvedic Spa (Up to 57% Off). Four Options Available.
$42 $85 at Nature Cure Ayurvedic Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/09/16
Choose from Four Options $42 for a 45-minute Shiroabhyanga session (an $85 value) $59 for a 45-minute Abhyanga session with a 30-minute steam session (a $125 value) $69 for a 75-minute Abhyanga and Shirodhara session (a $155 value...
Beauty Products, Makeup Classes, or a Makeup Party at Brazen Cosmetics (Up to 58% Off). Five Options Available
$10 $20 at Brazen Cosmetics - Groupon - Expires 02/09/16
Einstein famously said that imagination is more important than knowledge, which is why he also famously referred to the moon as "the night sun." Train your brain with this Groupon. Choose from Five Options $10 for $20 worth of in-...
$10 for $20 Worth of Korean and Japanese Food at New Seoul Garden
$10 $20 at New Seoul Garden - Groupon - Expires 05/10/14
Dining out is a great way to give your oven a well-deserved night off after embarrassing it by making it stare at all those naked chickens. Get out of the kitchen with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Korean and Japanese Food Th...
Children’s Birthday Party for 10 or 20 at Fuddruckers (Up to 55% Off)
$49 $99.90 at Fuddruckers - Groupon - Expires 02/09/16
Kids' parties celebrate accomplishments, such as reaching their next birthday or managing to make everyone forget that it was their birthday last week so that they can have another party right away. Cheers with this Groupon. Choose...
Three or Six Laser Skin-Rejuvenation or Acne Treatments at Absolute Skin & Body Care (Up to 84% Off)
$179 $1,050 at Absolute Skin & Body Care - Groupon - Expires 05/09/14
The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns' jobs. Discover the truth with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $9...
Two, Four, or Five All-Day Water-Park Visits at Surfari Joe's (Half Off)
$25 $50 at Surfari Joe's - Groupon - Expires 08/02/13
Without trips to water parks, the most exciting thing to happen to most families would be the periodic elections to determine who gets to be Dad that week. Shake things up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for two ...
Dental Exam with Cleaning and X-rays or Teeth-Whitening Session at Brush Dental Studio (Up to 86% Off)
$49 $339 at Brush Dental Studio - Groupon - Expires 02/07/16
People are attracted to bright smiles, like moths to a flame or mechanical moths to giant electromagnets. Improve your pull with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for an exam, dental cleaning, full-mouth x-rays, and a f...
$29 for a 60-Minute Massage and a 15-Minute HydroLuXe Massage at MassageLuXe (Up to $89 Value)
$29 $89 at MassageLuXe - Groupon - Expires 02/06/16
A surplus of stress leads to poor health by weakening immune systems and sending blasts of steam billowing out of ear canals. Avoid the stress of triggering emergency sprinklers with this Groupon. $29 for Massage Package (Up to an ...
$29.99 for a European Age Rewind Facial at Teresa's Salon and Spa ($65 Value)
$29.99 $65 at Teresa's Salon and Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/07/16
A beautiful face is hard to forget, like a catchy tune or a dog in cutoff jean shorts. Make a lasting impression with this Groupon. $29.99 for a European Age Rewind Facial ($65 Value) European facial strives to turn back the clock...
Pizzas, Burgers, and Drinks at iBurger Lounge (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$10 $20 at iBurger Lounge - Groupon - Expires 02/07/16
The hamburger is an edible American icon, much like coleslaw made with shredded Norman Rockwell paintings. Bread, bite, and chew with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of pizzas, burgers, and drinks $30 f...
Costa Rican Resort at Hotel Leyenda
$779 $1,566 at Hotel Leyenda - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
The Escape Kit • A Four- ($779), Five- ($879), Six- ($979), or Seven-Night ($1,079) Stay for Two in a Jungle Forest Suite • Welcome Bottle of Wine and Fresh Fruit Upon Arrival • Daily Breakfast and Dinner with Drinks • Choice of...
Bahamas Luxury Resort at Grand Isle Resort & Spa
$959 $1,600 at Grand Isle Resort & Spa - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
Escape Kit • A Four-Night ($959) or Six-Night ($1,439) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Garden-View Villa between May 28 and December 20, 2013 • Or, a Four-Night ($1,679) or Six-Night ($2,519) Stay for Up to Four Guests in a Two-Bedr...
All-Inclusive Dominican Resort at Be Live Grand Marien
$369 $1,155 at Be Live Grand Marien - Living Social - Expires 05/22/13
The Escape Kit • A Three- ($369), Four- ($525), or Five-Night ($655) Stay for Two in a Superior Deluxe Room • All Inclusive of Meals, Alcoholic and Non-Alcoholic Beverages, Taxes, and Fees • Combine Unlimited Vouchers for an Exte...
$59 for a Haircut and Conditioning with Root Touchup or Highlights at Indigo Salon & Serenity Spa (Up to $150 Value)
$59 $150 at Indigo Salon & Serenity Spa - Groupon - Expires 02/06/16
Without hair to protect them, scalps burn in the summer, freeze in the winter, and bear little to no fruit in the spring. Tend to your strands with this Groupon. $59 for a Haircut and Color Package ($150 Value) Haircut and style ...
$ 69 for a Whitewater-Rafting Trip with Two Nights of Camping and Grilled Lunch from Ace Adventure Resort ($ 145 Value)
$69 $145 at Ace Adventure Resort - Groupon - Expires 09/01/13
Whitewater rafting provides water-based thrills previously only attained by hitching a jet ski to the Loch Ness Monster. Tame mythical rapids with this Groupon. $69 for a Camping and Whitewater-Rafting Trip ($145 Value) Two night...
A/C or Furnace Inspection and Tune-Up at Prime Time Heating and Cooling
$39 $90 at Prime Time Heating and Cooling - Living Social - Expires 06/04/13
Keep comfortable no matter what weather blows your way with this deal from Prime Time Heating and Cooling in Livonia: • $39 ($90 value) for an A/C or furnace inspection and tune-up • 12-point A/C inspection and tune-up ensure y...
$15 for $30 Worth of Asian Food and Drinks at Shogun Japanese and Chinese Bistro
$15 $30 at Shogun Japanese and Chinese Bistro - Groupon - Expires 10/05/13
Eating with chopsticks requires a certain level of dexterity, like beating a difficult video game or spitefully disassembling a too-difficult video game. Conquer your hunger with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Asian Food and Dr...
Dinner or Lunch at So Thai Restaurant in Waterford (Up to 53% Off)
$15 $30 at So Thai Restaurant - Groupon - Expires 02/05/16
Thai food is all about balance, which is why chefs season dishes with both savory and sweet spices while standing on teeter-totters. Satisfy your hankering for harmony with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 wor...
Classic American Pub Food for Lunch or Dinner at Sporting News Grill (Half Off)
$20 $40 at Sporting News Grill - Groupon - Expires 02/05/16
Dining out leaves you with a full stomach, fond memories, and pockets full of restaurant smell to take home to your kids. Enjoy appetizing aromas with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of American pub foo...
5, 10, or 20 Zumba Classes at Zumba Fitness with Ivy (Up to 68% Off)
$20 $50 at Zumba Fitness with Ivy - Groupon - Expires 02/05/16
Dancing is the second-best way to let the body do the talking, just short of being born with a mouth in your bellybutton. Speak from the feet with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for 5 Zumba Fitness classes (a $50 val...
$10 for Five Groupons, Each Good for $4 Worth of Ice Cream, Cakes, and More at Baskin-Robbins ($20 Total Value)
$2 $4 at Baskin-Robbins - Groupon - Expires 02/05/16
The cold, creamy texture of ice cream feels great until you have to sit in a pile of it. Savor ice cream inside your body with this Groupon. $10 for Five Groupons, Each Good for $4 Worth of Ice Cream, Cakes, and More ($20 Total Val...
One-Night Stay with Options for Golf at Crystal Mountain in Northern Michigan
$79 $172 at Crystal Mountain - Groupon - Expires 05/18/13
Mountain Resort with Championship Golf and Spa Two championship golf courses weave up and down Crystal Mountain, a four-seasons resort located about 20 miles away from the western shoreline in northern Michigan. The Mountain Ridge ...
$39 for a 60-Minute Bowenwork Relaxation Treatment at Bowenwork Energetics (68% Off)
$39 $120 at Bowenwork Energetics - Groupon - Expires 02/04/16
Similar to old pennies, environmental toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Feel good head to tails with this Groupon. $39 for a 60-Minute Relaxation Treatment ($120 value) ...
Spa Day for Two, or Facial with Décolleté Massage for One or Two at Franklin Spa (Up to 62% Off)
$259 $675 at Franklin Spa - Groupon - Expires 08/03/13
The skin protects the body from illness and bones from dissolving during rainstorms. Maintain nature's poncho with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $259 for a three-hour spa day for two (a $675 value) Aromatherapy couples...
$2,699 for a Complete Invisalign Treatment at Bloomfield Family Dental (Up to $6,000 Value)
$2,699 $6,000 at Bloomfield Family Dental - Groupon - Expires 02/04/16
Wearing braces improves teeth, much like trapping a mime in an actual box improves their performances. Straighten up with this Groupon. $2,699 for Complete Invisalign Treatment (Up to $6,000 Value) Invisalign straightens teeth wit...
Bar Food and Drinks at Easpointe Pub (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$10 $20 at Eastpointe Pub - Groupon - Expires 02/03/16
Pubs are a place where you are free to loosen your necktie, roll up your shirtsleeves, and finally see what "sports" are all about. Kick back with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of bar food and drinks...
$24.99 for a One-Night Stay at a Four-Person Cabin with Two Pancake Breakfasts at Camp Sandusky ($73.50 Value)
$24.99 $73.50 at Camp Sandusky - Groupon - Expires 08/13/13
Camping brings man closer to nature and nature closer to a boom box. Introduce Mother Nature to Papa Roach with this Groupon. $24.99 for a One-Night Stay at a Four-Person Cabin with Pancake Breakfasts ($73.50 Total Value) The Amis...
$49 for $100 Worth of Orthotics, Clearance Shoes, and Accessories at Good Feet in Royal Oak
$49 $100 at Good Feet - Groupon - Expires 02/03/16
It was Benjamin Franklin who famously quipped, "Opposable thumbs, shoes, and cookies for breakfast are the only things separating us from the animals." Tie some dignity to your feet with this Groupon. $49 for $100 Worth of Orthotic...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, Large, and Extra-Large Area at Lux LLC (Up to 84% Off)
$119 $750 at Lux LLC - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
Hair almost always grows back, just like weeds and the Washington Monument. Smooth things over with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $119 for six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (a $750 value) $219 for six tre...
Three Oil Changes, Air-Conditioner Recharge, Brake-Pad Replacement, or Coolant Replacement at Auto-Lab (Up to 58% Off)
$39 $89.95 at Auto-Lab - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of point C. Visit all points on the map with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $...
European Facials with Option for Microdermabrasion or Chemical Peel at Lifetime Skin Care Center (Up to 67% Off)
$59 $180 at Lifetime Skin Care Center - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
Before battle, samurai warriors gently exfoliated and deeply cleansed their pores so they could slay foes with one sexy glance. Become an aesthetic warrior with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for one European facial ...
$189 for Three Laser Skin-Rejuvenation Treatments at Wolf Aesthetic & Laser Centers ($1,035 Value)
$189 $1,035 at Wolf Aesthetic & Laser Centers - Groupon - Expires 02/02/16
Smooth skin is regarded as a barometer of beauty, revered almost as much as a perfectly symmetrical face or a dewy, robust uvula. Polish your pores with this Groupon. $189 for Three Skin-Rejuvenation Treatments ($1,035 Value) Duri...
60- or 90-Minute Swedish Massage at Massage for Your Health (Up to 51% Off)
$24.99 $50 at Massage for Your Health - Groupon - Expires 08/31/13
Choose Between Two Options $24.99 for one 60-minute Swedish massage (a $50 value) $36.99 for one 90-minute Swedish massage (a $75 value)
Consultation and One or Three Pain-Relieving Pulsed Laser Treatments at HealthQuest (Up to 79% Off)
$69 $234 at HealthQuest - Groupon - Expires 02/01/16
Staying healthy can prime you for life's challenges, from running a marathon to running from the people in an evil marathon. Get ready for anything with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a consultation and one supe...
Family-Center Fun Package for Two or Four at Play Atlantis (Up to 53% Off)
$26 $52 at Play Atlantis - Groupon - Expires 01/28/16
Laser tag safety dictates that you can't run at top speed, climb around on the obstacles, or use the lasers to remove unwanted chest hair. Have a smooth experience with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $26 for a family-cen...
$15 for Three $10 Vouchers for Pizza, Grinders, and Italian Food for Dine-In or Carryout at Bellacino's ($30 value)
$5 $10 at Bellacino's - Groupon - Expires 01/31/16
A pizza can host any combination of toppings, from pepperoni and sausage to pineapple and a big, floppy steak. Personalize your pie with this Groupon. $15 for Three $10 Vouchers for Pizza and Italian Food ($30 Value) The menu incl...
$10 for a Punch Card for Soup, Salads, and Sandwiches at Soup Dive ($20 Value)
$10 $20 at Soup Dive - Groupon - Expires 01/31/16
Nothing is better than hot soup when you're feeling sick, except maybe not having gotten sick in the first place from accidentally inhaling that balloon. Treat what ails you with this Groupon. $10 for a Punch Card for Soup and Sand...
Hairstyle Services at Aura Salon (Up to 61% Off). Five Options Available.
$38 $90 at Aura salon - Groupon - Expires 01/31/16
Your hair is like the mighty ocean--it can look wavy, it can look choppy, and it will be depressing when it's gone forever. Love your locks with this Groupon. Choose from Five Options $38 for a haircut, blow-dry, and keratin cond...
Three Vouchers for One or Two Organic Smoothies and Raw Juice Drinks at Lifestyle Cafe Juice Bar (53% Off)
$8 $17 at Lifestyle Cafe Juice Bar - Groupon - Expires 01/31/16
Like assets and evil snowmen, fruit are easier to deal with in liquid form. Wash down nature's nectar with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for three vouchers, each good for one organic fruit smoothie or raw juice dri...
Japanese Fare for Dinner or Lunch at Ichiban Steakhouse in Canton (Half Off)
$14 $28 at Ichiban Steakhouse - Groupon - Expires 08/31/13
The traditional method for preparing sushi requires slices of raw fish to be held over unlit fires in order to secure that signature uncooked flavor. Taste the real meal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $14 for $28 w...
Paintball Package with Gear and 100 Paintballs Per Person for One, Two, or Four (Up to 53% Off)
$20 $40 at Futureball Paintball Inc. - Groupon - Expires 09/11/13
A trip to the paintball field is the only way to treat an itchy trigger finger, outside of expensive rash creams or petting a shark backwards. Scratch the itch with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for an upgraded renta...
One or Two Microdermabrasion Treatments at Beauty Island Spa & Nails (Up to 63% Off)
$29 $75 at Beauty Island Spa & Nails - Groupon - Expires 06/29/13
Every time dead skin cells are removed from your body, they reveal a new layer of skin, until finally, all that remains is a Russian matryoshka doll painted to resemble your skeleton. Reveal the radiance that lies beneath with this ...
$16 for Five Indoor-Play-Place Visits at Chelsea TreeHouse ($32.50 Value)
$16 $32.50 at Chelsea TreeHouse - Groupon - Expires 09/01/13
$16 for Five-Admission Punch Card ($32.50 Value) Admission grants kids aged 1–15 all-day access. Children younger than 1 year of age receive free admission, as do those older than 15 when accompanied by a child. Chelsea TreeHous...
$12 for a Family Zoo Outing for Four at World of Discovery Reptile Zoo (Up to $24 Value)
$12 $24 at World of Discovery Reptile Zoo - Groupon - Expires 01/30/16
Teaching children is extremely important, as they are the ones who must figure out the most efficient way to carry our groceries. Pass knowledge on with this Groupon. $12 for Family Admission for Two Adults and Two Kids (Up to $24 ...
One or Three Facials with Microdermabrasion at Allure Beauty (Up to 56% Off)
$35 $75 at Allure Beauty - Groupon - Expires 01/29/16
Clogged pores cause acne and blemishes and make it harder to absorb your tears into your face for later re-crying. Open up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one facial with microdermabrasion (a $75 value) $99 ...
60-Minute, 90-Minute, or Three 60-Minute Swedish Massages at Hands Above Massage Therapy in Swartz Creek (Half Off)
$20 $40 at Hands Above Massage Therapy - Groupon - Expires 01/29/16
Getting massages is a healthy practice, unlike alphabetizing your flaws in a filing cabinet labeled "Shame Box." Adopt a good habit with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for one 60-minute Swedish massage (a $40 value) ...
5 or 10 Barre or TRX Classes or One Month of Unlimited Classes at ReVamp (Up to 55% Off)
$29 $65 at ReVamp - Groupon - Expires 01/29/16
Going to the gym is a safe way to work out, unlike doing pull-ups on a streetlight or fighting public-disturbance charges. Lift lawfully with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for 5 barre or TRX classes (a $65 value) $5...
Haircuts and Highlight Services at Antoine Salon (Up to 63% Off). Four Options Available.
$35 $75 at Antoine Salon - Groupon - Expires 01/29/16
Unlike a chameleon, hair does not naturally change color or fight you when you try to put a satin bow on it before taking its picture. Blend in or stand out with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $35 for a haircut (a $45 valu...
Pub Food at Shelly Kelly’s Irish Pub (Half Off)
$10 $20 at Shelly Kelly’s Irish Pub - Groupon - Expires 09/28/13
If you only eat at restaurants, you won't have to keep food in the fridge and you'll have more room for the snowman you're not ready to say goodbye to. Keep your kitchen empty and your heart full with this Groupon. Choose Between T...
Adult Starter Package with One Day of Climbing or a One-Month Membership to Planet Rock (Up to 59% Off)
$39 $95 at Planet Rock - Groupon - Expires 09/02/13
Some people are born to run; some are born to scramble up and down walls and ceilings like a Tokay gecko. Unleash your inner lizard with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for one adult starter package including one day...
10 or 20 Hip-Hop Cardio Classes at Swing Fit (60% Off)
$20 $50 at Swing Fit - Groupon - Expires 08/31/13
Cardio hip-hop builds strength, which comes in handy if you ever need to hold a sack filled with combination locks over your head for a few hours. Dance toward a six-pack with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for 10 6...
5 or 10 Yoga Classes at Breathe Yoga Studio (Up to 72% Off)
$25 $80 at Breathe Yoga Studio - Groupon - Expires 01/28/16
Yoga, like sword ownership and sleeping, is an ancient practice whose benefits are just now being appreciated. Reap the rewards of ancient ways of life with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for 5 yoga classes (an $80 ...
$39 for Three Written Jewelry Appraisals, Cleanings, and Inspections at Diamond Vault of Troy ($270 Value)
$39 $270 at Diamond Vault of Troy - Groupon - Expires 01/28/16
People often wear jewelry as a form of self-expression--for instance, wearing a necklace tells people, "Hey, my neck is strong and goes all the way up." Decorate your décolletage with this Groupon. $39 for Three Written Jewelry Ap...
10 or 20 Group Fitness Classes at Fit Zone for Women (Up to 70% Off)
$39.99 $100 at Fit Zone for Women - Groupon - Expires 01/28/16
Bodybuilders often say "no pain, no gain," which is why so many of them start their workouts by crashing through a window at the gym. Feel it all over with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39.99 for 10 group fitness clas...
10 or 20 Fitness Classes at Fitzone for Women (Up to 70% Off)
$39.99 $100 at Fitzone for Women - Groupon - Expires 01/28/16
Exercising on your own can feel lonely, especially when you jog by a fitness class where everyone is marrying one another. Vow to stay fit with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39.99 for 10 women’s fitness classes (a $...
$36 for Three $25 Vouchers for American Food and Homemade Pizza at George Murphy's
$12 $25 at George Murphy's - Groupon - Expires 01/28/16
Dining out with young children can be a challenge, especially when they won't stop playing with their food or mispronouncing "bouillabaisse." Enjoy a family meal with this Groupon. $36 for Three $25 Vouchers for American Food and H...
30-Minute Swedish Massage with Aromatherapy or Mini-Facial at Belle Sante Spa (Half Off)
$24.99 $50 at Belle Sante Spa - Groupon - Expires 01/28/16
Swedish massage is not to be confused with Swiss massage, in which the therapist refuses to involve themselves in any tension. Neutralize your pain with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $24.99 for a 30-minute Swedish mass...
6 or 12 Boot-Camp Classes from Real Detroit Muscle (Up to 73% Off)
$39 $120 at Real Detroit Muscle - Groupon - Expires 01/27/16
Flipping a tire end over end is both a common boot-camp exercise and a gross misunderstanding of what the wheel was meant to do. Rethink conventions with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 6 boot-camp classes (a $12...
Airbrush-Makeup Application with Lash Extensions or Airbrush-Makeup Lesson at Airbrush Artist Pro (Up to 67% Off)
$49 $150 at Airbrush Artist Pro - Groupon - Expires 01/27/16
Symmetry is an attribute of classic beauty, though this fails to explain the majesty of a mountain or the allure of a dog with a prosthetic leg. Make everybody stare with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $49 for an airbrush...
$81 for Two-Night Rafting and Camping Trip on the New River at River Expeditions (Up to $148.10 Value)
$81 $148.10 at River Expeditions - Groupon - Expires 07/01/13
A thrilling journey down whitewater rapids will make you feel just like cinematic adventurer Indiana Jones in one of his hit movies, such as The Curse of Indiana Jones or Indiana Jones 2: Still Jonesin'. Get exploring with this Grou...
$99 for Three Infrared Body Wraps at Sundays Sun Spa ($225 Value)
$99 $225 at Sundays Sun Spa - Groupon - Expires 01/26/16
Treating cellulite can cause dimples to vanish, much like telling Shirley Temple she isn't real. Smooth things over with this Groupon. $99 for Three Infrared Body Wraps ($225 Value) Six silicone pads wrap around targeted areas fo...
$15 for Three $10 Vouchers for Frozen Yogurt and Custard at Twist Custard & Yogurt ($30 Value)
$5 $10 at Twist Custard & Yogurt - Groupon - Expires 01/26/16
Frozen yogurt has become increasingly popular with kids, much like having a lousy attitude. Seem cool with this Groupon. $15 for Three $10 Vouchers for Frozen Yogurt and Custard ($30 Value) A regular cup or cone is $3, a brownie s...
Mini Mani-Pedi with Optional Haircut, or VIP Party for Eight Girls at Sweet and Sassy (Up to 53% Off)
$179 $379 at Sweet and Sassy - Groupon - Expires 01/26/16
Without a healthy outlet, children's imaginations can wither, leaving them prematurely adult. Prevent the early onset of old age with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15.99 for a mini mani-pedi (a $32.95 value) $26.99 for...
$22 for 60-Minute Private Horseback-Riding Lesson at Luton Riding Academy ($45 Value)
$22 $45 at Luton Riding Academy - Groupon - Expires 04/16/14
Horseback riding is a great way to see the countryside or to escape from your evil cousin's palace. You're a free princess with this Groupon. $22 for a 60-Minute Private Horseback-Riding Lesson ($45 Value) Lessons cover topics ran...
$10 for $20 Worth of Brick-Oven Pizza and Italian Food at Georgios Pizza and Pasta
$10 $20 at Georgio’s Pizza & Pasta - Groupon - Expires 06/29/13
Eating at restaurants helps avoid heated arguments over whose turn it is to do the dishes between family members and the dishwasher. Stop screaming at machines with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Brick-Oven Pizza and Italian Fa...
$25 for Seven All-Day Play-Center Visits at Jungle Java (Up to $52.50 Value)
$25 $52.50 at Jungle Java - Groupon - Expires 07/27/13
Play builds children’s imaginations, preparing them to one day create a an alternative to fossil fuels or a banking system run entirely on stickers and hugs. Keep synapses silly with this Groupon. $25 for Seven All-Day Play-Cente...
One or Two Learn to Skate Classes or 10 Open-Skate or Preschool Skate Sessions at John Lindell Ice Arena (Up to 58% Off)
$45 $90 at John Lindell Ice Arena - Groupon - Expires 06/18/13
Since its invention, ice skating has brought us countless thrilling hockey games, scores of inspiring figure-skating routines, and one unforgettable NBA season. Be like Darryl Dawkins in the '82–'83 season with this Groupon. Choo...
Cut with Keratin Treatment, Style, or Style and Color, or Makeup and Updos for Four at Shine Salon (Up to 61% Off)
$45 $110 at Shine Salon - Groupon - Expires 01/25/16
Hair clippings get swept away after a haircut, only to be scooped up by wig makers building their nests. Hatch a new look with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $45 for a haircut and Keratin Express smoothing treatment (a $1...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Fusion the Salon (Up to 92% Off)
$99 $600 at Fusion The Salon - Groupon - Expires 01/24/16
Clearing your body of unwanted hair makes your skin smooth enough to convince blind people they're holding a huge baby. Be a big softy with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for six laser hair-removal treatments on a sm...
One or Three 30-Minute Reflexology Massages, or One 60-Minute Reflexology Massage at Aretée (Up to 52% Off)
$25 $50 at Aretée - Groupon - Expires 01/24/16
Certain muscles can get overworked, much like the moms in commercials. Tune out with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for one 30-minute reflexology massage (up to a $50 value) $49 for one 60-minute reflexology massage ...
Haircut and Moroccanoil Treatment or Makeover with Facial and Haircut at Salon Kristen (Up to 57% Off)
$69 $160 at Salon Kristen - Groupon - Expires 01/24/16
Your hair speaks volumes about your personality, which is why George Washington's wig was garnished with cherries and the popularity of beehives coincided with the '60s movement to free honey makers from oppression. Transform expres...
One or Two 60-Minute Deep-Tissue Massages with Aromatherapy and Hot Stones at ABS Massage (Up to 59% Off)
$39 $85 at ABS Massage - Groupon - Expires 01/23/16
Getting a massage is an effective way to relax, much like dipping your feet into a warm box of puppies. Immerse yourself in comfort with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute deep-tissue massage with arom...
$49 for Three-Hour Beginner DSLR Photo Class with Urban Photo Tour from Nozomi Live Photography & Design ($120 Value)
$49 $120 at Nozomi Live Photography & Design - Groupon - Expires 01/23/16
Photographers must be patient in order to catch the exact moment when the sun crests the horizon or a child learns empathy. Stop time with this Groupon. $49 for Three-Hour Beginner DSLR Photo Class with Urban Photo Tour ($120 Value...
$15 for Three Vouchers, Each Good for $10 Off Your Bill at Tubby's Grilled Submarines Farmington ($30 Value)
$5 $10 at Tubby's Grilled Submarines Farmington - Groupon - Expires 04/13/14
Taking loved ones on dinner dates makes them feel special, much like hiring a loud person to shout their name on the sidewalk. Make your sweetheart swoon with this Groupon. $15 for Three Vouchers ($30 Value); Each Voucher Good for ...
$29 for Microdermabrasion with Anti-Aging Mask at Skinthetics Laser & Skin Care Center ($60 Value)
$29 $60 at Skinthetics Laser & Skin Care Center - Groupon - Expires 01/23/16
Microdermabrasion makes faces look younger, allowing parents to pose as their own children during high-school football tryouts. Put on your game face with this Groupon. $29 for Microdermabrasion with an Anti-Aging Mask ($60 Value) ...
Run Em Nationals: 2 or 4 Tickets to Drag Race at Run Em Nationals
$19 $50 at Run Em Nationals - Living Social - Expires 06/07/13
On Saturday, June 8, Run Em Nationals will fill the Milan Dragway with the roar of engines and cheering crowds. With this offer, save your family or friends a spot at the spectacle when you pay $19 ($50 value) for two or $39 ($100 v...
$10 for $20 Worth of International Fare at Christine’s Cuisine in Ferndale
$10 $20 at Christine Cuisine - Groupon - Expires 08/24/13
It's easy to get stuck in the same old mealtime routine, especially if you’re in prison. Taste freedom with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of International Fare Eastern European favorites such as beef stroganoff ($10.50) and a ...
Vitamin-C Infusion, O2 Oxygen Lift, or Oxylight Red Carpet Facial at Youthful Image Health and Wellness (Up to 66% Off)
$39 $115 at Youthful Image Health and Wellness - Groupon - Expires 01/22/16
A symmetrical face is considered beautiful, unless both sides have identical nonfunctioning noses. Finesse your face with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a 60-minute Environmental Shield Vitamin-C Infusion facial ...
One Round of Glow-in-the-Dark Mini Golf for Two or Four at Putting Edge (Up to 55% Off)
$10 $21 at Putting Edge - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
Forced to cut its cultural budget or face a total loss of its nation's heritage, Scottish Parliament settled on miniaturizing golf—a fortunate last-minute substitute for miniaturizing kilts. Celebrate the Scots' pared-down pastime...
Package with Exam, Four X-rays, and One or Three Adjustments at Kingswood Chiropractic Center (88% Off)
$39 $335 at Kingswood Chiropractic Center - Groupon - Expires 01/22/16
Chiropractic care has improved the posture of countless people, but that still isn’t enough to convince chiropractors’ biggest critic, Quasimodo. Don’t be like him with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a chir...
Exam, X-Rays, and Cleaning for Adults or Children, or Fluoride Treatment at Dental Care Team (Up to 82% Off)
$59 $309 at Dental Care Team - Groupon - Expires 06/22/13
A healthy smile is a natural way of showing affection to a potential mate or aggression to a potential meal. Let your mouth do its will with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for an adult dental care package (a $309 tota...
$69 for 12 Units of Botox at Studio 32 Cosmetic Spa ($168 Value)
$69 $168 at Studio 32 Cosmetic Spa - Groupon - Expires 04/11/14
Becoming an adult means developing a few wrinkles, much like becoming a teenager means driving across the country to meet the scientists that grew you. Escape the inevitable with this Groupon. $69 for 12 Units of Botox ($168 Value)...
21 Days or 6 Weeks of Unlimited Boot-Camp Sessions at Fit Body Boot Camp (Up to 85% Off)
$39 $185 at Fit Body Boot Camp - Groupon - Expires 04/10/14
Exercise keeps the body in peak condition, which explains the marbleized ThighMaster lying next to Michelangelo's David. Enjoy an anatomical renaissance with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 21 days of unlimited f...
One or Three European Facials at Renaissance Spa in Bloomfield Hills (Up to 71% Off)
$29 $90 at Renaissance Spa - Groupon - Expires 04/11/14
Nine out of 10 scientists agree that a healthy human face needs oxygen, after studying the effects of encasing the 10th scientist's head in a cube of cement. Free your face with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for on...
$49 for Swedish Massage and Refresher Facial at Body in Balance (51% Off)
$49 $100 at Body in Balance - Groupon - Expires 01/20/16
Getting a massage can be relaxing, like listening to the sound of the rainforest or to the sound of a whale whispering, "You are in a safe place." Feel at peace with this Groupon. $49 for a 60-Minute Swedish Massage and a 30-Minute...
Three or Seven VelaShape ll Cellulite Reduction or Body Contouring at Fusion the Salon (Up to 89% Off)
$99 $750 at Fusion The Salon - Groupon - Expires 04/10/14
When used for good, lasers can reduce waistlines, but when used for evil, they can undermine superheroes during important PowerPoint presentations. Fight the villainy of unwanted inches with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options...
$15 for $30 Worth of Thai Dinner at Bangkok Cuisine
$15 $30 at Bangkok Cuisine - Groupon - Expires 06/22/13
It's always inadvisable to bite the hand that feeds you, especially since it's usually your own hand and the food is on the fork part anyway. Sink your teeth into this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Thai Dinner The menu features ve...
$10 for $20 Worth of Pizza, Breadsticks, and Salads for Carry-Out at Hungry Howie's Pizza
$10 $20 at Hungry Howie's Pizza - Groupon - Expires 01/19/16
Pizza, much like the earth, is circular, flat, and supports the existence of Karl Malone. Enjoy something that always delivers with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Pizza, Breadsticks, and Salads for Carry-Out The menu includes ...
$99 for a 60-Minute In-Studio Boudoir Photo Shoot at Platinum Boudoir ($299 Value)
$99 $299 at Platinum Boudoir - Groupon - Expires 09/21/13
$99 for a Flirt Package Boudoir Photo Shoot ($299 Value) With a Flirt Package, customers get one wardrobe change and a 60-minute photo-shoot with Platinum Imagery’s owner and photographer Melissa Tremblay. Following the photo sho...
10 Boxing Classes, 3 Months of Unlimited Classes, or a Kids' Boxing Camp at Al Irish's Shut Up and Box (Up to 71% Off)
$29 $99 at Al Irish's Shut Up and Box - Groupon - Expires 01/19/16
Though often regarded as instinct, fighting is actually a skill acquired in the womb, where all babies must defeat their evil selves in order to be born. Further prenatal training with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 ...
One or Three Salt-Cave Sessions at Touch of Europe Day Spa (Up to 54% Off)
$22 $45 at Touch of Europe Day Spa - Groupon - Expires 05/25/13
The human face can display a formidable array of emotions, including confusion as to the location of Wyoming and relief after finally locating Wyoming. Express only relaxation with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for...
One or Three Facial Laser Treatments and a Microdermabrasion Treament at Luxury Med Spa (Up to 73% Off)
$99 $350 at Luxury Med Spa - Groupon - Expires 04/08/14
Your face has a nose for smelling, eyes for seeing, and a mouth for keeping all your saliva handy. Resurface your face with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for one facial laser treatment (a $350 value) $279 for three...
$69.95 for a One-Night Stay and Seven Days of Parking at America's Best Value Inn ($144.50 Value)
$69.95 $144.50 at Americas Best Value Inn - Groupon - Expires 07/03/13
A soft hotel bed is incredibly comfortable to sleep in, eclipsed only by a hammock made of Muppet hands. Enjoy a home away from foam with this Groupon. $69.95 for a Park-and-Fly Package ($144.50 Value) The park-and-fly package inc...
$39 for an Introductory CrossFit Training Package at CrossFit Bloomfield ($150 Value)
$39 $150 at CrossFit Bloomfield - Groupon - Expires 04/07/14
Releasing sweat is one way the body lowers its temperature, as is shooting smoke out of the ears or molting its feathers. Keep it cool with this Groupon. $39 for Introductory CrossFit Training Package ($150 Value) One introductor...
Oil Change with Tire Rotation, or Electrical and Drivability Diagnostic Test at Two Guys and a Garage (Up to 52% Off)
$15 $31 at Two Guys and a Garage - Groupon
Cars are cool because they are essentially big, strong robots that you can get inside and control. The world is better than you thought with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for an oil change and tire rotation (a $31 ...
$29 for Four Pole-Dancing Classes at Vixen Fitness ($90 Value)
$29 $90 at Vixen Fitness - Groupon
Pole dancing offers a pole-based exercise more effective than 1920s pole sitting, more energizing than pole vaulting, and more sensual than polenta. Go for a spin with this Groupon. $29 for Four Pole-Dancing Classes ($90 Value) Sk...
Exam, X-Rays, and Cleaning for Adults or Children, or Fluoride Treatment at Dental Care Team (Up to 82% Off)
$59 $309 at Dental Care Team - Groupon
A healthy smile is a natural way of showing affection to a potential mate or aggression to a potential meal. Let your mouth do its will with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for an adult dental care package (a $309 tota...
Package with Exam, Four X-rays, and One or Three Adjustments at Kingswood Chiropractic Center (88% Off)
$39 $335 at Kingswood Chiropractic Center - Groupon
Chiropractic care has improved the posture of countless people, but that still isn’t enough to convince chiropractors’ biggest critic, Quasimodo. Don’t be like him with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a chir...
Vitamin-C Infusion, O2 Oxygen Lift, or Oxylite Red Carpet Facial at Youthful Image Health and Wellness (Up to 66% Off)
$39 $115 at Youthful Image Health and Wellness - Groupon
A symmetrical face is considered beautiful, unless both sides have identical nonfunctioning noses. Finesse your face with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a 60-minute Environmental Shield Vitamin-C Infusion facial ...
$99 for Three-Day Slimming Whole Food Bar and Juice Program from Pure BDY ($249 Value)
$99 $249 at Pure BDY - Groupon
A healthy body requires occasional supplements, either from taking a multivitamin or willing yourself to grow a third little baby lung. Give your body a bonus with this Groupon. $99 for Three-Day Whole Food Bar & Juice Program ...
$10 for a Theme-Park Visit for Two at Nelis’ Dutch Village ($20 Value)
$10 $20 at Nelis' Dutch Village - Groupon
Internationally themed amusement parks let one imagine what it is like to live in another country without fighting the national animal for citizenship. Avoid the pain of emigration with this Groupon. $10 for Theme-Park Visit for Tw...
$99 for One Sclerotherapy or Laser Vein Treatment at Restoration Vein Center in Birmingham (Up to $250 Value)
$99 $250 at Restoration Vein Center - Groupon
Unlike the lines on a roadmap, spider veins rarely lead one to the beach. Avoid roadway confusion with this Groupon. $99 for One Syringe of Sclerotherapy or Laser Vein Treatment (Up to $250 Value) Doctor holds a consultation, expl...
Roller Skating with Skate Rentals and Sodas for Two or Four (Up to 63% Off)
$12 $29.50 at The New Rink - Groupon
With its combination of friction-free motion and wholesome fun, roller skating quickly replaced ditch digging and dancing frenetically to "Shipoopi" as America's favorite first-date activity. Rediscover the appeal of the wheels with...
One or Three 60-Minute Acupuncture Treatments at Acupuncture Wellness (Up to 67% Off)
$29 $85 at Acupuncture Wellness - Groupon
Acupuncture can ease the aches and pains caused by working on your feet all day and spending all night in an alley full of rocks and garbage. Pick yourself up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one 60-minute ac...
One or Three Orange-A-Peel Chemical Peels at Spa-a-Peel Studio (Up to 59% Off)
$39 $80 at Spa-a-Peel Studio - Groupon
Chemical peels make your skin as smooth and radiant as a GarnerTech Energy Cubeâ„¢--"The Glowing Box You Should Avoid Prolonged Eye Contact With!" Get a healthy glow with this Groupon. Choose between Two Options $99 for three Ora...
$15 for $30 Worth of Lebanese Food at Gemmayze
$15 $30 at Gemmayze Lebanese Kitchen and Lounge - Groupon
Without restaurants, waiters would purposelessly wander parks all day, folding swans out of actual swans. Keep their hands occupied with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Lebanese Food The menu includes entrees such as lamb shank...
Haircut, Style, & Relaxer Re-Touch or Color, Highlights, Blow-Dry, & Style at Alfaro Foxx O&M Salon (70% Off)
$39 $130 at Alfaro Foxx O&M Salon - Groupon
A hairstyle is often the first thing you notice about other people, unless their pupils have little mouths. See a new look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a women’s haircut and style with a Level 4 stylist...
Art Classes or Paint Party at Kitty Q's Expressive Art Studios, LLC (Up to 51% Off)
$20 $40 at Kitty Q's Expressive Art Studios, LLC - Groupon
As children grow up, they must learn that money doesn't grow on trees, dinner doesn't make itself, and real dogs are awful at basketball. Let kids be kids with this Groupon. Choose From Four Options $20 for one children's art cla...
Haircut and Conditioning with Optional Partial Highlights or Color at Merle Norman Cosmetic Studio (Up to 55% Off)
$24.99 $50 at Merle Norman Cosmetic Studio - Groupon
Hair requires regular upkeep to stay straight and shiny, much like the broadsword your cousin uses to open beer bottle after beer bottle. Get a mighty cut with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $24.99 for a haircut and con...
Regular or Shellac Mani-Pedi with Paraffin Wax and Hand or Foot Massage at Top Models Salon & Boutique (Up to 55% Off)
$35 $71 at Top Models Salon & Boutique - Groupon
A coat of polish makes each nail thicker, stronger, and much more capable of finding the prize that's hidden in the box of mousetraps. Barrel toward the bounty with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a mani-pedi, pa...
$89 for Couples' Spa Package with Facials, Décolleté Massage, and Tea Service at Birmingham Tea Spa ($225 Value)
$89 $225 at Birmingham Tea Spa - Groupon
Spending time at the spa can make you feel like royalty, much like cleaning out your earwax with a tiny silver spoon. Rule with a soft, well-moisturized fist with this Groupon. $89 for a Couples' or Friends' Spa Package (a $225 Val...
One, Three, or Five 25-Minute Mini Facials at Grosse Pointe Eye Center and Med Spa (Up to 76% Off)
$34.99 $99 at Grosse Pointe Eye Center and Med Spa - Groupon
Taking care of your skin can make you look like a movie star, much like standing in front of a green wall and screaming in terror at an alien that no one can see. Get ready for your close-up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Opt...
$45 for One Month of Unlimited Boot-Camp Classes and a 21-Day Nutrition Plan at Weapons 4 Weight Loss ($197 Value)
$45 $197 at Weapons 4 Weight Loss - Groupon
Most people could "stand to lose a few," whether they're above their ideal weight or just carrying too many puppies. Shed pounds with this Groupon. $45 for One Month of Unlimited Boot-Camp Classes and a 21-Day Nutrition Plan ($197 ...
One or Three Organic Mani-Pedis at Pure SKN (Up to 60% Off)
$109 $270 at Pure SKN - Groupon
True happiness comes from finding beauty everywhere you look, especially in mirrors. Like what you see with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one organic mani-pedi (a $90 value) $109 for three organic mani-pedis (a...
Haircut with Conditioning and Optional Full Color or Partial or Full Highlights at Fantasia Spa & Cut (Up to 67% Off)
$25 $65 at Fantasia Spa & Cut - Groupon
A hairdo is one of the first things you notice about other people, unless they're bald or on fire. Attract attention with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a haircut package (up to a $65 total value) Haircut, blow-...
Chiropractic Consultation with X-rays and One or Three Adjustments at Mattar Chiropractic (82% Off)
$49.99 $285 at Mattar Chiropractic - Groupon
Misaligned vertebrae can disrupt the flow of information through the body's nervous system, resulting in bad things, such as pain, but also cool things, such as the inability to feel pain. Strengthen your spine with this Groupon. C...
Two Chemical Peels or Four Chemical Peels Plus Take-Home Skincare Products at Skin Perfection (Up to 72% Off)
$49.99 $160 at Skin Perfection - Groupon
Smooth skin gives you an untouched canvas to stick latex wounds on so that you can leave work early. Alter your appearance with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49.99 for two chemical peels (a $160 value) $99.99 for four...
Round of Golf for Two or Four with Cart at Woodlawn Golf Club in Adrian (Up to 51% Off)
$24.99 $50 at Woodlawn Golf Club - Groupon
Golf parallels life in that the only way to escape rough patches is through aggressively swinging a club at something. Power through obstacles with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $24.99 for an 18-hole round of golf for ...
$125 for Three Microdermabrasion Treatments and a Makeup Kit at Birmingham Cosmetic Surgery & Vein Center ($500 Value)
$125 $500 at Birmingham Cosmetic Surgery & Vein Center - Groupon
Like an acrylic bathtub, improperly maintained skin can wind up dull, cracked, and littered with derelict rubber duckies. Freshen up your features with this Groupon. $125 for Three Microdermabrasion Treatments with a Makeup Kit ($5...
Three-Hour Paintball Package for Two, Four, or Six at Killer Paintball (Up to 60% Off)
$59 $132 at Killer Paintball - Groupon
A trip to the paintball field is the only way to treat an itchy trigger finger, outside of expensive rash creams or firing a water gun carved from a cactus. Scratch the itch for vengeance with this Groupon. Choose from Three Option...
$15 for Three Vouchers, Each Good for $10 Off Your Bill at Tubby’s Grilled Submarine ($30 Value)
$5 $10 at Tubby's Grilled Submarines - Groupon
Taking loved ones on dinner dates makes them feel special, much like hiring a loud person to shout their name on the sidewalk. Make your sweetheart swoon with this Groupon. $15 for Three Vouchers ($30 Value); Each Voucher Good for ...
Portrait Packages with Three-Image CD and Prints or Gallery-Wrap at jcp portraits (Up to 83% Off)
$25 $150 at jcp portraits - Groupon
Family portraits are great for remembering special occasions, such as the arrival of a new baby or that time everyone just happened to wear the same pantsuit. Capture the moment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 fo...
Bowling for Two, Four, or Six at Ford Lanes & Bel-Mark Lanes (Up to 58% Off)
$15 $30 at Bel-Mark Lanes - Groupon
Bowling is a model for interpersonal relationships—the ball is your scream and the pins are other people's opinions. Make a striking statement with this Groupon: Choose from Three Options $15 for one hour of bowling and two sho...
$15 for Two Vouchers, Each Good for $15 Off Your Bill at Palomino's Pizza ($30 Value)
$7.50 $15 at Palomino's Pizza - Groupon
People love pizza because its circular shape satisfies every human's primal urge to devour the planet Earth. Dig into the crust with this Groupon. $15 for Two Vouchers ($30 Value); Each Voucher is Good for $15 Off Your Bill You ca...
$75 for Six Weeks of Group Tennis Lessons for Adults at Beverly Hills Club ($151 Value)
$75 $151 at Beverly Hills Club - Groupon
Like classic Hollywood films, tennis matches are filled with multiple loves, sneaky backhanded moves, and tense, sweat-inducing court scenes. Add some drama to your day with this Groupon. $75 for Six Weeks of Group Tennis Lessons f...
Cupcake-Decorating Class for One, Two, or Four at Trifles (Up to 60% Off)
$27 $55 at Trifles - Groupon
Cupcakes use butter and eggs just like regular cakes do, except that the butter and eggs come from tiny cows and chickens. Smaller is sweeter with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $27 for a cupcake-decorating class for one...
$15 for Three Vouchers, Each Good for $10 Off Your Bill at Tubby’s Grilled Submarine ($30 Value)
$5 $10 at Tubby's Grilled Submarine - Groupon
Taking loved ones on dinner dates makes them feel special, much like hiring a loud person to shout their name on the sidewalk. Make your sweetheart swoon with this Groupon. $15 for Three Vouchers ($30 Value); Each Voucher Good for ...
“Truth Be Told†Storytelling Event with Wine for Two or Four at the Holly Hotel (Up to 49% Off)
$29.99 $59 at Holly Hotel - Groupon
Listening to stories and drinking wine have become some of man's top recreational activities, just after contemplating infinity and napping in the fridge. Let tales entertain you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19....
60- or 90-Minute Massage at Max Well Physical Therapy & Massage (Up to 53% Off)
$27 $55 at Max Well Physical Therapy & Massage - Groupon
Massages used to be reserved for royalty, whose backs became fatigued from hours spent hunting or backstroking through pools of gold coins. Get the royal treatment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $27 for a 60-minute...
CrossFit Bootcamp or Introductory Barbell Classes at Oakland County CrossFit (Up to 83% Off). Three Options Available.
$19.99 $100 at Oakland County CrossFit - Groupon
Going to the gym is a safe way to work out, unlike doing pull-ups on a streetlight or fighting public-disturbance charges. Lift lawfully with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19.99 for one month of CrossFit bodyweight boo...
One or Three 45-Minute Green-Tea Facials at Pure Beauty Salon and Spa (Up to 53% Off)
$35 $70 at Pure Beauty Salon and Spa - Groupon
A facial releases stress more peacefully than primal scream therapy and more discreetly than a highly televised bulldozer rampage. Find an appropriate outlet with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 45-minute gre...
18 Holes of Golf for Two or Four with Cart Rental at Whiteford Valley Golf Club (Up to 55% Off)
$31.99 $66 at Whiteford Valley Golf Club - Groupon
Golf-club designers often consult aerospace engineers to fulfill dreams of experimental-alloy drivers and converting the solar system into a nine-hole executive course. Take your game to the next frontier with this Groupon. Choose ...
$12 for Laser Tag or Indoor Glo Mini Golf for Two with Glo Items at Zap Zone (Up to $24 Value)
$12 $24 at Zap Zone - Groupon
Tag is one of the few childhood games that has been improved by the addition of lasers, along with hide-and-seek and eye surgery. Lighten up playtime with this Groupon. $12 for Laser Tag or Mini Golf for Two (Up to $24 Total Value)...
5 or 10 Kettlebell Fitness Classes at Michigan Kettlebells (Up to 67% Off)
$35 $73 at Michigan Kettlebells - Groupon
It's important to stay fit so that you can live long enough to see the next generation of cola lovers. Never go flat with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for 5 kettlebell fitness classes (a $73 value) $49 for 10 kettl...
Eyebrow Wax and Manicure, or One or Two 60-Minute Deep Pore-Refining Facials at Saving Face Esthetics (Up to 64% Off)
$29 $65 at Saving Face Esthetics - Groupon
Human beings are hardwired to see faces on everyday objects, such as cars, electric outlets, and bathroom mirrors. Help your face stand out with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for an eyebrow wax (a $20 value) and a m...
$12.99 for Bowling and Drinks for Two at Cherry Hill Lanes (Up to $26 Value)
$12.99 $26 at Cherry Hill Lanes - Groupon
A game of bowling is won by whoever knocks down the most pins with a bowling ball or whip. Strike at any time with this Groupon. $12.99 for Bowling and Drinks for Two (Up to $26 Value) Each bowler receives two games (a $3.25 value...
One or Three SpaGirl Double-Peel Treatments from Makeup Mavens On Location (Up to 60% Off)
$125 $250 at Makeup Mavens On Location - Groupon
Beautiful faces are the only faces that get a chance to appear on magazine covers or in movies where high school seems fun. Get starlet fever with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $125 for one SpaGirl double-peel treatmen...
One or Two Classic Mani-Pedis or Shellac Mani-Pedis at Merle Norman Cosmetic Studio (Up to 56% Off)
$29.99 $63 at Merle Norman Cosmetic Studio - Groupon
Getting a mani-pedi can help relieve stress, especially if the technician lets you squeeze the bags of cotton balls afterward. Get a grip with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $29.99 for one classic mani-pedi (a $63 value) ...
$19.99 for a Mediterranean Dinner for Two at Shish Kabob Café ($41.06 Value)
$19.99 $41.06 at Shish Kabob Cafe - Groupon
Introducing a date to foreign cuisine can make you seem exotic, much like only communicating with them in the language you just invented. Be worldly with this Groupon. $19.99 for a Mediterranean Dinner for Two ($41.06 Total Value) ...
$15 for Three Vouchers, Each Good for $10 Off Your Bill at Buckner's: A Dessert Cafe ($30 Value)
$5 $10 at Buckner's: A Dessert Cafe - Groupon
Dessert is the natural conclusion to a meal, much like an explosion is the natural conclusion to every community-theater production. Give your dinner an exciting finale with this Groupon. $15 for Three Vouchers, Each Good for $10 O...
Haircut and Style with Optional Deep-Conditioning Treatment at Being Salon (Up to 55% Off)
$25 $50 at Being Salon - Groupon
Stylists are trained to cut hair into flattering shapes, and as long as they do it's none of your business whether they're also brewing your hair clippings into a tea that's helping them live longer. Send your locks along with this ...
Two-Dozen Cupcakes or One Celebration Cake from Cake Luv (Up to 51% Off)
$19 $39 at Cake Luv - Groupon
Cupcakes are so popular in America that the top three Internet searches are cupcakes, hunky firemen, and hunky firemen kissing cupcakes. Find what you're really looking for with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for tw...
Three-Hour Weight-Loss-Hypnosis Class for Two or Four at Living Lite Hypnosis Centers (Up to 91% Off)
$29 $290 at Living Lite Hypnosis Centers - Groupon
Hypnosis is the best way to reach a trance-like state, second only to watching a plastic bowl melt in the microwave. Reach an altered state with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a three-hour weight-loss-hypnosis c...
50- or 90-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massage at An'Des New You Beauty Culture & Boutique (Up to 55% Off)
$35 $70 at An'Des New You Beauty Culture & Boutique - Groupon
Getting a massage is a fun, relaxing, and easy way to have something in common with history's most despotically lavish kings. Get the royal treatment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a 50-minute Swedish or de...
One, Two, or Four Large Takeout Pizzas with Up to Two Toppings Each from Dolly's Pizza (Up to 52% Off)
$7 $14.49 at Dolly's Pizza - Groupon
A pizza is always a welcome sight, even if its pepperonis are arranged in the shape of a scowl. Dig into a truly happy meal with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $7 for one large takeout pizza with up to two toppings (up t...
Mani-Pedi or Haircut and Style with Optional Base-Color Treatment at Salon Pavlina (Up to 52% Off)
$29.99 $60 at Salon Pavlina - Groupon
Going too long between haircuts can result in lots of split ends, which makes it hard to count how many hairs you have so you can finally go to sleep. Manage your mane with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29.99 for a reg...
$20 for Four Laser-Tag Tickets and 120 Arcade Tokens at C.J. Barrymore's ($49 Value)
$20 $49 at C.J. Barrymore's - Groupon
Like a G.I. Joe that likes to do homework, an arcade can be a kid's best friend. Take your inner child to the games with this Groupon. $20 for Four Laser-Tag Tickets and 120 Arcade Tokens at C.J. Barrymore's ($49 Value) Players ca...
$75 for a Private One-Hour Wakeboarding Lesson for Up to Two from Wakeboard Clinic ($150 Value)
$75 $150 at WakeBoard Clinic - Groupon
Biologists estimate that water makes up 65% of the human body, 71% of the planet's surface, and 0% of the R&B group Earth, Wind & Fire. Conquer the planet’s most prevalent liquid with this Groupon. $75 for a Private One-H...
Seafood, Italian Cuisine, and Steaks for Two or Four at Blue Pointe Restaurant (Up to 56% Off)
$44 $89.25 at Blue Pointe Restaurant - Groupon
When dining in public, proper etiquette dictates that you should keep your elbows off the table and your table off the neighboring tables. Mind your manners with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $44 for a meal for two wit...
5 or 10 Unlimited Day Passes or Birthday-Party Package for 10 at House of Bounce (Up to 75% Off)
$14.99 $50 at House of Bounce - Groupon
Playtime helps kids develop real-world skills, such as sharing and being able to distinguish which portions of the floor are made of lava. Let the good times flow with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $14.99 for 5 unlimited...
Air-Conditioning Performance Check or Oil Changes at Owens Auto Pros (Up to 51% Off). Four Options Available.
$59 $119.95 at Owens Auto Pros - Groupon
An oil change can keep your engine running smoothly for exciting road trips to destinations such as Uncle Tourism's Reptile Egg-atorium or Canada. Get moving with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $59 for one air-conditionin...
One or Three 30-Minute Reiki Sessions or One 60-Minute Reiki Session at Beyond Nails (Up to 51% Off)
$20 $40 at Beyond Nails - Groupon
People like feeling good, which is why they get massages or wear nice, loose pants. Loosen up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for one 30-minute reiki session (a $40 value) $58.95 for three 30-minute reiki session...
Half-Leg Wax, Men’s or Women’s Brazilian Wax, or Both at Con’s Organic Spa (Up to 58% Off)
$15 $33 at Con's Organic Spa - Groupon
Waxing is a good way to make your legs feel like two smooth baby dolphins. Turn heads at the beach with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for a half-leg wax (a $33 value) $29 for a front-to-back men’s or women’s Bra...
One or Three No-Chip Manicures or Spa Pedicures at Beyond Nails (Up to 56% Off)
$17 $35 at Beyond Nails - Groupon
Like lawns or children, nails grow whether you're watching them or not. Baby your fingers with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $17 for one OPI GelColor or CND Shellac no-chip manicure (a $35 value) $48 for three OPI GelCol...
$7 for $14 Worth of Classic American Diner Food at Big Boy
$7 $14 at Big Boy - Groupon
Diners often immerse customers in classic Americana, with burgers and milk shakes on the menu and recordings of presidential addresses on the jukebox. Ask what you can do for your taste buds with this Groupon. $7 for $14 Worth of C...
Two $30 Vouchers for American Cuisine or $15 for $30 Worth of American Cuisine at On the Waterfront
$15 $30 at On the Waterfront - Groupon
Family members who eat together stay together, and family members who get stranded on an island together begin imagining one another as food. Have a family meal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of A...
All-Day Gym and Waterpark Passes for Two or Four to Romulus Athletic Center (Half Off)
$12 $24 at Romulus Athletic Center - Groupon
Working out with professional gym equipment is preferable to improvised workouts, such as coffee-table parkour and trying to lift one of everything at Costco. Bulk up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for all-day ...
60- or 90-Minute Massage with Hot Stones, Hot Towels, Scalp Rub, and Foot Treatment at Spa Mariana (Up to 53% Off)
$79 $160 at Spa Mariana - Groupon
Massage helps relieve aches caused by old sports injuries or a habit of entering buildings by motorcycling through the window. Rev up the relaxation with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for a 60-minute-massage packag...
Haircut, Color, and Condition, or a Keratin Smoothing Treatment from BonCiDello Salon & Spa (Half Off)
$149 $300 at BonCiDello Salon & Spa - Groupon
Time has eroded the world's great works of classical beauty, from the lost arms of Venus de Milo to the Sphinx's firm, masculine tongue. Get a timeless look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49.99 for a haircut and co...
Hot-Stone Back Treatment, Mini Facial, or Detoxifying Body Wrap at Studio 58 (Up to 55% Off)
$29 $60 at Studio 58 - Groupon
Facials get rid of excess oil so that you can press your face against puppy-store windows without leaving a print. Look good up close with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a hot-stone back treatment, which includes...
Two Dozen or Six Dozen Gourmet Cupcakes at Trifles (Up to 58% Off)
$22 $48 at Trifles - Groupon
Dinner without dessert is like a foreign movie without subtitles—you can digest both, but you'll probably miss out on the good parts. Fast-forward to tasty endings with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for two dozen...
Complete Prescription Eyeglasses with Optional Eye Exam at SVS Optical Center (Up to 76% Off)
$69 $260 at SVS Optical Center - Groupon
Seeing is believing, which is why it takes glasses to convince people that Reginald, their taciturn butler of so many years, is actually their coatrack. See the world as it is with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for...
$10 for $20 Ice Cream Punch Card at Ashby's Sterling Ice Cream Parlor
$10 $20 at Ashby's Sterling Ice Cream Parlor - Groupon
Ice cream, like revenge, is best served cold and at a birthday party. I scream, you scream with this Groupon. $10 for a $20 Ice Cream Punch Card Each card has four punches worth $5 each ($20 total value). A single scoop of ice c...
Three or Six Kinesiotape Treatments with Consultation at McLeod/Hope Chiropractic (Up to 86% Off)
$39 $225 at McLeod/Hope Chiropractic - Groupon
The human skeleton gives the body structure, preventing us from looking like sacks filled with creamed corn. Stand up for yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for three kinesiotape treatments with one consul...
Full Highlights and Style or Root Re-Touch and Style at The Color Room Salon (Up to 53% Off)
$59.99 $120 at The Color Room Salon - Groupon
Being able to choose your own hair color is more evidence that we're living in the future we dreamed of—could flying hair be far behind? Get the tresses of tomorrow with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59.99 for a ful...
$9.99 for $20 Worth of Lebanese Food at Al Shallal Restaurant and Café
$9.99 $20 at Al Shallal Restaurant and Café - Groupon
Dining out is one way to explore your town, along with clinging to the back of a bus and borrowing a police horse. Try something new with this Groupon. $9.99 for $20 Worth of Lebanese Food The extensive menu includes boiled fava b...
$25 for Premium Oil-Change Package with Tire Rotation and Brake Inspection at Precision Auto Care (Up to $106 Value)
$25 $106 at Precision Tune Auto Care - Groupon
Like teenagers, cars require regular attention to prevent them from locking you out, smoking, and running off with older, more dangerous peers. Prevent automotive rebellion with this Groupon. $25 for an Auto-Maintenance Package (Up...
18-Hole Round of Golf for Two or Four with Cart Rental at Rustic Glen Golf Club in Saline (Up to 52% Off)
$75 $156 at Rustic Glen Golf Club - Groupon
The Scots developed golf to irk common loch pests, such as merats, locharoaches, and Nessie—who to this day rarely surfaces for fear of being beaned by a well-aimed ball. Brush up your monster-vexing skills with this Groupon. Cho...
10 or 20 Zumba Classes at Argentine Tango Detroit (Up to 59% Off)
$29.99 $70 at Argentine Tango Detroit - Groupon
Calories are like autumn leaves—it's best to burn more than you eat. Get fired up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29.99 for 10 one-hour Zumba classes (a $70 value) $44.99 for 20 one-hour Zumba classes (a $110 val...
In-Studio Family, Urban-Landscape, or Maternity Photo Shoot with One 8"x10" Print at Focal Point (Up to 73% Off)
$39.99 $150 at Focal Point - Groupon
A nice photo can capture the essence of a family, or just serve as a reminder of what they all looked like before they had to sell their faces to the mask store. Save face with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39.99 for a ...
Express or Bumper-to-Bumper Detail with Voucher for a Platinum Car Wash (Up to 53% Off)
$18 $37.98 at Super Car Wash - Groupon
Before car detailing, wax only existed for candle making and polishing the king's collection of Most Improved King trophies. Give your car the royal treatment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $18 for a 30-minute Expre...
Designer Apparel or Glasses at Eye Candy (Up to 60% Off). Three Options Available.
$10 $20 at Eye Candy - Groupon
Without glasses, people with bad eyesight could never drive a car or tell the difference between a banana and a disgusting fuzzy banana. Sharpen your senses with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for $20 worth of design...
$59.99 for an Eye Exam and $200 Toward Designer and Vintage Eyewear at Urban Optiques Vision ($310 Value)
$59.99 $310 at Urban Optiques Vision - Groupon
Nearsightedness impairs one's ability to drive, read, and make the crucial distinction between an oncoming train and a man running down the track holding a chandelier on a stick. See the light with this Groupon. $59.99 for an Eyeca...
$12 Off Your Bill at Salad 101. Two Options Available.
$6 $12 at Salad 101 - Groupon
The salad is a sandwich without bread, just as a road trip with child stars is a roller-coaster ride without height restrictions. Enjoy both breadless and breadful sandwiches with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $6 for $1...
5 or 10 Hatha Yoga Classes or One Unlimited Month of Hatha Yoga Classes at Shanti Time Yoga and Reiki (Up to 71% Off)
$19 $50 at Shanti Time Yoga and Reiki - Groupon
Though holding a mountain pose yields comfort and serenity, holding a mountain goat yields a lifelong friendship. Embrace tranquility with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for 5 Hatha yoga classes, including two compli...
Three Laser Tattoo-Removal Sessions for an Area of Up to 3, 6, or 9 Square Inches at Vixen Aesthetics (Up to 93% Off)
$129 $900 at Vixen Aesthetics - Groupon
A tattoo doesn't have to stay with you forever, unlike the disgusting memory of the first time you saw your parents hug. Undo the damage with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $129 for three laser tattoo-removal sessions fo...
$275 for One Syringe of Radiesse and a Makeup Starter Kit at Birmingham Cosmetic Surgery & Vein Center ($800 Value)
$275 $800 at Birmingham Cosmetic Surgery & Vein Center - Groupon
Like an acrylic bathtub, improperly maintained skin can wind up dull, cracked, and littered with derelict rubber duckies. Freshen up your features with this Groupon. $275 for Radiesse and Makeup Starter Kit ($800 Value) A 1.5-cubi...
One or Two 60-Minute Sports-Therapy Massages at Bodywork by Greg (Up to 54% Off)
$35 $70 at Bodywork by Greg - Groupon
The secret to living a long life lies in maintaining a healthy diet, regularly relaxing, and never, ever dying. Stay serene and immortal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 60-minute sports-therapy massage (...
One or Three Brazilian or Bikini Waxes at Fantasia Spa & Cut (Up to 58% Off)
$25 $55 at Fantasia Spa & Cut - Groupon
Without wax, candles would just be limp strings and important documents would be sealed with kisses. Put wax to work with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for one Brazilian or bikini wax (up to a $55 value) $69.99 for...
$25 for $50 Worth of Flowers and Arrangements at Terry’s Enchanted Garden
$25 $50 at Terry's Enchanted Garden - Groupon
A bouquet of flowers is the most thoughtful plant to give someone, beating out a fistful of uprooted grass or dandelion seeds gently blown in their face while they sleep. Show you care with this Groupon. $25 for $50 Worth of Flower...
Southern-Inpired Dinner or Sunday Brunch at Detroit’s Cheesecake Bistro (Half Off)
$25 $50 at Detroit's Cheesecake Bistro - Groupon
They say eating at a good restaurant can make you feel like a king, but historically kings always had to eat in their castles and probably alone. Feel better than royalty with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for $50 ...
$29 for Five Spin Classes at Go Cycle Studios ($65 Value)
$29 $65 at Go Cycle Studios - Groupon
Riding a bike outdoors is difficult, which is why children require training wheels and adults don't ride bikes outdoors. Stay in and spin with this Groupon. $29 for Five Spin Classes ($65 Value) During 60-minute Go Cycle classes, ...
$59 for a 40-Hour Michigan Real Estate Licensing Class from Real Estate One Academy ($120 Value)
$59 $120 at Real Estate One Academy - Groupon
Benjamin Franklin once remarked, Time is money. Isn't that wise? Now, may I finally have my turn as president? Get some sage advice with this Groupon. $59 for a Michigan Real Estate Licensing Class ($120 Value) State-approved 40-...
10 or 20 Zumba, Cycle, Pilates, Yoga, or Other Group Fitness Classes at Wow Fitness (Up to 67% Off)
$39 $90 at Wow Fitness - Groupon
Losing weight can be life altering, especially when you consider that your dog may no longer recognize and love you. Become a new you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 10 Zumba, cycle, Pilates, yoga, or other ...
$15 for $30 Worth of Sushi and Japanese Cuisine for Dinner or Lunch at Yotsuba
$15 $30 at Yotsuba - Groupon
Dining out with friends can foster healthy relationships that might otherwise be limited to impersonal group texts or overly personal bath-time visits. Get a bite in person with a person with today's Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of S...
$19 for a Studio or Outdoor Photo Shoot with Prints and E-View CD from Portrait Scene ($218 Value)
$19 $218 at Portrait Scene - Groupon
Giving someone your photo is a great way to help that person remember you, especially if you don't have time to knit a sweater from your own hair. Don't let them forget you with this Groupon. $19 for an Outdoor Photo-Shoot Package ...
20 or 10 Whole-Body-Vibration Sessions or Two Months of Unlimited Sessions at L’Aryola European Spa (Up to 60% Off)
$19.99 $50 at L’Aryola European Spa - Groupon
A day at the spa is as relaxing as the first eight weeks living alone on a submarine. Succumb to the silence with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19.99 for 10 sessions on the Vibe Trainer Pro (a $50 value) $39.99 for 20 ...
One-Hour Men’s Boudoir Photo Shoot with 15 or 20 Edited Images and Outfit Changes at The Dudeoir Loft (Up to 61% Off)
$99 $250 at The Dudeoir Loft - Groupon
In a long-distance relationship, you can keep the romance alive by mailing boudoir photos or a novelty gun that shoots out a flag that says, Sexy. Keep your eternal flame flickering with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $9...
Italian Steak and Seafood for Dinner or Lunch at Loccino Italian Grill & Bar (Up to 53% Off)
$20 $40 at Loccino Italian Grill & Bar - Groupon
For centuries, pizza and pasta battled for the title of Italy's most beloved dish, an honor that was ultimately bestowed upon Sophia Loren. Enjoy Italian excellence with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth ...
Breakfast and Lunch Food at Sunny’s Cafe (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$5 $10 at Sunny's Cafe - Groupon
Breakfast became popular after we finally figured out how we could make food out of that goo inside of eggs. Rise and dine with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for three $10 vouchers for breakfast and lunch food on t...
$149 for a Lifetime of Oil Changes and Tire Rotations at Fenkell Auto Repair ($300 Value)
$149 $300 at Fenkell Auto Repair - Groupon
What you drive is a reflection of you, which is why contractors drive pickup trucks and billionaires drive diamond encrusted Big Wheels. Keep your automotive doppelganger running smoothly with this Groupon. $149 for a Lifetime of O...
European Facial or a Women’s Haircut and Style with Color or Full Highlights at Texture 7 Salon & Spa (Up to 61% Off)
$29 $60 at Texture 7 Salon & Spa - Groupon
A facial can cleanse your face of accumulated grime, pollution, and the nearly invisible arrows volleyed at you by your tiny enemies. Face them head on with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a 60-minute european fac...
Haircut Package with Conditioning and Partial Highlights, or a European Facial at Fantasia Spa & Cut (Up to 67% Off)
$29 $60 at Fantasia Spa & Cut - Groupon
A hairdo is one of the first things you notice about other people, unless they're bald or on fire. Attract attention with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $43 for a haircut package (up to a $130 value) Haircut and blow-d...
Root Tint or Partial Highlight Haircut Package or Keratin Hair Smoothing Treatment at Salon Indigo Aveda (Up to 62% Off)
$49 $130 at Salon Indigo Aveda - Groupon
The grass is always greener on the other side: people with straight hair wish they had curly hair, people with curly hair wish it were straight, and people with mustaches wish they weren’t required by law to wear aviator glasses. ...
BON JOVI–Because We Can: Exclusive Ticket Packages at BON JOVI–Because We Can at Ford Field
$89 $90 at BON JOVI–Because We Can at Ford Field - Living Social - Expires 07/17/13
BON JOVI's Because We Can – 2013 Tour is on the road and you can catch them in concert on July 18, when they take the stage at Ford Field. This exclusive $89 Bon Jovi Ticket Package includes one 300-level preferred reserved seat tic...
One, Two, or Three Skin-Rejuvenating Jet-Peel Treatments at LaVida Massage (Up to 60% Off)
$35 $74.95 at LaVida Massage - Groupon
A facial can help you look like your old self, much like squeezing into your childhood overalls and showing up on your old kindergarten teacher's doorstep asking for juice. Recapture youth with this Groupon. Choose from Three Optio...
One, Three, or Five Chemical Peels at Age Rewind Facial Aesthetics (Up to 71% Off)
$109 $375 at Age Rewind Facial Aesthetics - Groupon
A beautiful face can help you attract romance, much like wandering through the streets with an armful of baguettes. Catch someone's eye with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $109 for five chemical peels (a $375 value) $79 ...
Natural Eyelash Extensions with Option for Eyebrow Shaping at Astute Artistry (Up to 69% Off)
$49.99 $150 at Astute Artistry - Groupon
Long lashes are a symbol of glamour, unlike short lashes, which are an indication that a person leans in too close to fires. Get smoldering glances with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49.99 for a full set of natural ey...
$49 for a Dental Checkup with Exam, X-rays, and Cleaning at Cohen Modern Dentistry ($379 Value)
$49 $379 at Cohen Modern Dentistry - Groupon
Dental floss removes pieces of food stuck between teeth and can also be used to make cool bracelets that still smell like your teeth. Get squeaky clean with this Groupon. $49 for a Dental Checkup ($379 Value) The checkup includes ...
5 or 10 Fitness Classes at Fusion Pilates and Yoga in Brighton (Up to 66% Off)
$25 $71 at Fusion Pilates and Yoga - Groupon
Sun salutations keep our solar body from growing angry and burning libelous graffiti on the Hubble telescope. Maintain the cosmic balance with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for five fitness classes (an $71 value) $...
$12.50 for $25 Worth of Pub Food at Coach's Corner Bar & Grill
$12.50 $25 at Coach's Corner Bar & Grill - Groupon
A pub can be the most welcoming place to go in a neighborhood, especially if the local cult isn't accepting new members. Dine in good company with this Groupon. $12.50 for $25 Worth of Pub Food and Non-Alcoholic Drinks The menu sp...
Three or Six Microdermabrasion Treatments at Somerset Center for Plastic Surgery (Up to 79% Off)
$99 $360 at Somerset Center for Plastic Surgery - Groupon
Time shows itself all over the body, but most prominently in the eyes, the hands, and the tally marks that appear on your scalp each year. Erase your lines with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for three microdermabra...
Healthy Café Cuisine at BetterHealth Market (Half Off). Three Options Available.
$10 $20 at BetterHealth Market - Groupon
Healthy living, like catching a really fast pig, requires balance, discipline, and a lack of grease. Move toward a healthier existence with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for $20 worth of healthy café cuisine at t...
Keratin Treatment, Haircut with Color and Style, or 2 Haircuts and Blowouts at Absolutely Fabulous Salon (Up to 67% Off)
$99 $300 at Absolutely Fabulous Salon - Groupon
Smoothing frizzy hair provides a sense of control, even if you live on the rim of an active volcano. Get explosive good looks with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for one keratin treatment (up to a $300 value) $39 for...
Consultation and X-Rays with One or Three Adjustments and Massages at Rauch Chiropractic Life Center (Up to 83% Off)
$29 $130 at Rauch Chiropractic Life Center - Groupon
The vertebral column consists of four separate regions, all of which are secretly conspiring to invade and overthrow the others. Put an end to civil back wars with this Groupon. Choose Between Three Options $29 for a 15-minute c...
$15 for Three $10 Vouchers toward Submarine Sandwiches at Tubby’s ($30 Value)
$5 $10 at Tubby's - Groupon
Taking loved ones on dinner dates makes them feel special, much like hiring a loud person to shout their name on the sidewalk. Make your sweetheart swoon with this Groupon. $15 for Three $10 Vouchers toward Submarine Sandwiches Ar...
Bowling Outing for Two, Four, or Six with Rental Shoes and Fountain Drinks at Cherry Hill Lanes North (Up to 62% Off)
$10 $23.80 at Cherry Hill Lanes North - Groupon
Wealthy people sometimes install bowling alleys in their homes, alongside walk-in humidors and rooms where a bunch of old men trade life stories. Roll with the big shots with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for a bowl...
One or Two Mani-Pedis at Polished to Perfection Nails at Phenix Salon Suites (Up to 55% Off)
$32 $65 at Polished to Perfection Nails at Phenix Salon Suites - Groupon
Most people value you for what is on the outside, except for dogs, who can smell that you are full of bones. Upgrade your outsides with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $32 for one mani-pedi (a $65 value) $59 for two mani...
Golf-Club Fitting with TrackMan Video Technology at Pure Impact Golf Studio (Up to 63% Off). Three Options Available.
$39 $100 at Pure Impact Golf Studio - Groupon
There's nothing worse than arriving at the golf course and realizing you've forgotten to bring some cash to tip the men who let you practice putting into their mouths. Get the right gear with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options...
Spa Package with Massage, Facial, and Basic Mani-Pedi or One Couples Massage at This Is It Salon and Spa (Half Off)
$80 $160 at This Is It Salon and Spa - Groupon
When people feel "relaxed," they're actually feeling the sensation of the back cortex of the brain transmitting serotonin to the frontal cortex through a mild sedative, or they've been hit by a tranquilizer dart. Get calm with this ...
$39.99 for $125 Worth of Furniture and Decor at Jugo Designs
$39.99 $125 at Jugo Designs - Groupon
Furniture makes a house feel like a home, especially if that furniture comes with family members already draped across it. Fill the spaces in your life with this Groupon. $39.99 for $125 Worth of Furniture and Decor Custom sofas s...
$10 for $20 Worth of Italian Food at Olio’s Bistro & Cuisine
$10 $20 at Olio's Bistro & Cuisine - Groupon
The proper way to eat spaghetti is to twirl it around your fork, set that fork aside, get another fork, twirl spaghetti around that fork, and then keep doing that until all the spaghetti is on forks. Fill up on Italian fare with thi...
5 or 10 All-Day Bounce Adventures or Party Package for 10 or 20 at Extreme Fun’s Inflatable Playland (Up to 65% Off)
$18 $50 at Extreme Fun - Groupon
Physicists estimate that 47% of the energy in the universe is stored in stars, and the other 98% rages inside human children. Release your child's unyielding cosmic energy with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $18 for 5 all...
$145 for a 30-Minute Introductory Powered-Hang-Glider Flight at Silver Lining Aviation ($366 Value)
$145 $366 at Silver Lining Aviation - Groupon
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, which is why every time a human attempts to fly, a bird attempts to drive a stick shift. Engage in one of the primary mandates of physics with this Groupon. $145 for an Intr...
Hand Car Wash with Optional Interior Wipe-Down, or Window Tinting for Two Windows at Auto Tint City (Up to 53% Off)
$29 $60 at Auto Tint City - Groupon
A car wash can transform your vehicle, which is useful for impressing a date or convincing the police it was a much dirtier car that drove through that science museum. Make a clean getaway with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Opti...
DIY Acupressure Course or a 60- or 90-Minute Acupressure Session at Core Health Institute (Up to 56% Off)
$39.99 $80 at Core Health Institute - Groupon
Your body has many ways of sabotaging you, from developing allergic reactions to your favorite foods to forcing you to want to bite the same stupid part of your cheek over and over again. Stand up for yourself with this Groupon. Ch...
$99 for One Area of Botox at NuImage Medspa in Birmingham (Up to $250 Value)
$99 $250 at NuImage Medspa - Groupon
Botox can restore faces sullied by weather, wrinkles, and inviting piranhas to play Spin the Bottle. Revitalize overkissed skin with this Groupon. $99 for One Area of Botox (Up to $250 Value) Additional units of Botox may be purch...
Pub Dinner for Two or Four or $10 for $20 Worth of Pub Grub for Lunch at The Engine House
$27 $53.85 at The Engine House - Groupon
Inviting somebody to break bread is an act of hospitality, like when a strongman breaks his door in half so you can come inside. Share a meal with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $27 for a pub dinner for two (up to a $53.8...
Oil Change with Tire Rotation and Inspection or Brake Pads or Shoes at Goodyear Tire Giant/Brakes Xpress (Up to 77% Off)
$59 $119 at Goodyear Tire Giant/Brakes Xpress - Groupon
Mechanics souped-up the earliest horseless carriages by filling them with premium oats and lovingly grooming their spoilers. Spur your steed toward the horizon with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $8.99 for an oil-change ...
Chiropractic Adjustments with Scan, X-Rays, and One or Three Massages at Integrated Wellness Center (Up to 92% Off)
$39 $470 at Integrated Wellness Center - Groupon
Massage is a safer way to work out knots than lying on the floor of your car and working the pedals with your hands to drive over speed bumps. Slow down stress with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a chiropractic p...
$10 for Bowling Package with Two Games, Shoe Rental, and Soda for Two at Community Bowling Centers (Up to $26 Value)
$10 $26 at Community Bowling Centers - Groupon
Much like the three branches of government, the three holes of a bowling ball are elegantly designed to promote stability, control, and the importance of pointing fingers. Go on strike against sadness with today’s Groupon. $10 fo...
$49 for a Chiropractic Consultation, Exam, and Unwinding Session at Innate Healing Arts Center ($150 Value)
$49 $150 at Innate Healing Arts Center - Groupon
Massage therapists are known for their strong hands, which means that the best way to find one is to follow a trail of open pickle jars. Find a helping hand with this Groupon. $49 for a Chiropractic Package ($150 Value) Chiroprac...
Color-and-Haircut Package or Keratin Treatment at Pure Glo Salon (Up to 62% Off). Two Options Available.
$49 $130 at Pure Glo Salon - Groupon
Like the ocean, hair can be smooth one day, wavy the next, and sometimes needs to be cleansed of its oily surface. Get your unfathomable tresses under control with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a salon package (...
One, Three, or Five Airbrush Spray-Tanning Sessions at Image Sun (Up to 60% Off)
$19.99 $50 at Image Sun - Groupon
Spray tanning allows you to get tan without going to the beach, a place where you will have to see filthy seagulls tearing apart wigs. Steer clear of Mother Nature's worst creatures with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $1...
Ice-Skating for Two or Four at Lakeland Arena (Half Off)
$4 $8 at Lakeland Arena - Groupon
The frictionless thrill of ice skating is what people seek whenever they skid across linoleum in socks or dive down the county fair's butter slides. Don't let anything slow you down with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $...
Laser Hair Removal on a Small, Medium, or Large Area or the Full Body at Progressive Laser (Up to 95% Off)
$99 $800 at Progressive Laser - Groupon
Light is actually a spectrum of colors, each with its own healing properties—red tackles wrinkles, blue zaps blemishes, and indigo tries to convince everyone it's a real color. Get illuminated with this laser-light Groupon. Choos...
Facial with Décolleté Massage, Pedicure Package, or Two Shellac Manicures at Royal Oak Tea Spa (Up to 65% Off)
$39 $110 at Royal Oak Tea Spa - Groupon
A manicure adds a glamorous touch to hands, just like a fancy ring, or a ring you drew on with fancy lipstick. Shake hands in style with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 30-minute relaxing facial with décollet...
$10 for Four Visits for Middle Eastern Food at Taboon Bites ($20 Value)
$2.50 $5 at Taboon Bites - Groupon
Tasting new, exotic flavors can be scary at first but also quite memorable, just like a dream in which the wolf that's chasing you turns out to represent your own untapped career potential. Face your hunger with this Groupon. $10 f...
Two-Course Meal and Pool for Two or Four or Lunch with Pool at 59 West Entertainment Complex (Up to 60% Off)
$32 $70.97 at 59 West Entertainment Complex - Groupon
Dining etiquette calls for you to keep your elbows off the table, place a napkin on your lap, and make unflinching eye contact with the chef throughout the meal. Set your sights on dinner with this Groupon. Choose from Three Option...
3 Sessions or 30 Days of UV Tanning, or 3 Mystic Spray Tans at Birmingham Tan (Up to 61% Off)
$25 $63 at Birmingham Tan - Groupon
Prior to tanning salons, the only way to achieve a beautiful copper glow was to boil pennies and bathe in the scalding reduction. Achieve a less painful sheen with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for 3 UV tanning sess...
$99 for Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on One Area at Grande Med Spa ($600 Value)
$99 $600 at Grande Med Spa - Groupon
Though hand mustaches can convey an air of refinement, they are hard to maintain and always end up collecting spare crumbs from sandwiches. Shed some shag with today's Groupon. $99 for Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on One Area ...
$20 for $40 Worth of Shoes, Socks, and Accessories at Shoe Prints
$20 $40 at Shoe Prints - Groupon
Shoes are the foundation of any outfit, just as a pile of skeletons is the foundation for any lake house. Tread confidently with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Shoes, Socks, and Accessories Patrons can stock up on gloves ($10+...
One Photofacial, One iPixel Treatment, or Both at Vixen Aesthetics (Up to 64% Off)
$129 $300 at Vixen Aesthetics - Groupon
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with this Groupon. Choose from ...
African Safari Wildlife Park Visit on Weekday or Any Day (Up to 73% Off)
$8 $21.95 at African Safari Wildlife Park - Groupon
Choose Between Two Options $6 for admission for one person Monday–Friday (up to a $21.95 value) $8 for admission for one person any day of the week (up to a $21.95 value) African Safari Wildlife Park's prices vary depending on...
Chiropractic Package with Option of Hydromassage or PEMF at Bloomfield Chiropractic Center (Up to 88% Off)
$39 $330 at Bloomfield Chiropractic Center - Groupon
Much like living with the truth about what's in the secret spice blend, living with a bad back can make life unbearable. Get rid of what's been weighing on you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a chiropractic ...
One, Three, or Five Beginning Fencing Classes at Salle d’Etroit Fencing Academy (Up to 56% Off)
$12 $25 at Salle d'Etroit - Groupon
Fencing is America's favorite sport because it combines the visceral excitement of swordplay with the stylish outfits of beekeeping. Fight fashionably with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $12 for one 60-minute beginning f...
6, 10, or 20 Fitness Classes at Shape It Up Fitness Studio (Up to 59% Off)
$19 $40 at Shape It Up Fitness Studio - Groupon
Fitness classes are some of the most effective activities to burn calories, but our bodies are always burning calories. Discover how with Groupon's exploration of the body's inner furnace. Choose from Three Options $19 for 6 fitn...
$109 for Introductory Flight Lesson from Flight 101 ($200 Value)
$109 $200 at Flight 101 - Groupon
Pilots are the cowboys of the air, roaming the wide-open skies and herding children's runaway balloons. Giddy up, up, and away with this Groupon. $109 for Introductory Flight Lesson ($200 Value) Instructors cover topics such as ta...
Shellac Manicure with Optional Hand-Therapy Treatment at Daniel’s Salon & Studio (Up to 52% Off)
$15 $30 at Daniel's Salon & Studio - Groupon
Choose Between Two Options $15 for a CND Shellac manicure (a $30 value) $29 for a shellac manicure, paraffin dip, and hand massage treatment (a $60 total value) CND Shellac manicure (a $30 value) Hand-therapy treatment (a $30 v...
60-Minute Swedish Massage with Foot Scrub, or Three 60-Minute Swedish Massages at Natural Touch Massage (Up to 57% Off)
$45 $104 at Natural Touch Massage - Groupon
Getting a massage is a decadent way to pamper yourself, much like brushing your hair with the bones of a famous person. Live lavishly with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for one 60-minute Swedish massage and one foo...
One or Three Velashape II Body-Sculpting/Cellulite Treatments at Youthful Image Health and Wellness (Up to 78% Off)
$99 $300 at Youthful Image Health and Wellness - Groupon
Displaying your cellulite-free legs at the beach will let you feel as confident as the lifeguard who allowed himself to be swallowed by a shark so that he could beat it up from the inside. Be the star of the beach with this Groupon....
Permanent Makeup for the Upper or Lower Eyelids or Both at Alandre Salon & Day Spa (72% Off)
$99 $350 at Alandre Salon & Day Spa - Groupon
Leaving makeup on overnight can clog your pores and make your pillow look like it's filled with leaky fruit. Find a sweet solution with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for permanent makeup on the upper or lower eyeli...
One or Three Microdermabrasion Treatments at Esthetique (Up to 67% Off)
$39 $100 at Esthetique - Groupon
Like an English lady's hat catching fire at a garden party, healthy skin is positively glowing. Refine your look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one microdermabrasion treatment (a $100 value) $99 for three m...
$10 for $20 Worth of New York–Style Brick-Oven Pizza at The Bronx Deli
$10 $20 at The Bronx Deli - Groupon
Pizza is great because it also serves as a pie chart of how much pizza you haven't eaten yet. Do the math with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of New York–Style Brick-Oven Pizza Choose from specialty pizzas ($9.99) such as the R...
One or Three Waxes on Face, Back, or Full Arms at Renaissance Spa (Up to 69% Off)
$29 $75 at Renaissance Spa - Groupon
There aren't many advantages to having lots of body hair, other than clogging the shower drain so pythons can't slither through it. Get slippery with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one waxing treatment (up to a ...
Zerona Body Sculpting and Venus Freeze Skin Tightening at Skin Deep Spa (Up to 84% Off). Three Packages Available.
$1,260 $4,850 at Skin Deep Spa - Groupon
Skin can dimple from aging, weight gain, or reciting "The Good Ship Lollipop" three times in front of a mirror. Fight off the advances of nature with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $1,260 for a Beach Body package (up to a...
Haircut and Style with Option of Full Highlights at Believe Salon & Spa (51% Off)
$17 $35 at Believe Salon & Spa - Groupon
Getting a haircut makes you feel like a new person, just like parking in your coworker's spot and calling him by your name when he inquires about it. Reinvent yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $17 for a hairc...
Double-Process Color, or Haircut and Style with Optional Single-Process Color at Hair by Bocci (Up to 51% Off)
$25 $50 at Hair by Bocci - Groupon
Hairstylists know many tricks of the trade, from how to tame cowlicks to what type of barbicide pairs well with fish. Be a cut above with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a haircut, blow-dry, and style (up to a $50...
50-Minute Couples Massage or 100-Minute Couples Massage Lesson at Core Healing Bodyworks (Up to 55% Off)
$59 $125 at Core Healing Bodyworks - Groupon
If deprived of massages, your muscles will gradually contract and twine together until they spell out the phone number of the nearest hospital. Answer the cry for help with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a 50-mi...
1 or 3 Months of Adult Self-Defense or Martial-Arts Classes at New Edge Martial Arts (Up to 79% Off)
$15 $55 at New Edge Martial Arts - Groupon
The names of martial arts are often elegant phrases such as "way of the fist," "to strike beautifully," or "check out my sweet flips." Teach your body to do the talking with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $15 for one mont...
Glamour Girl Spa Package with Facial, Makeup, and Hairstyling for One or Five at Pure SKN (Up to 69% Off)
$59 $129 at Pure SKN - Groupon
Going to a spa is among the best ways to achieve relaxation, on par with listening to actor Ed Harris chant in whale song. Sink into serenity with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a Glamour Girl spa package for on...
60- or 90-Minute Massage at Kaleidoscope Therapeutic Touch (Up to 57% Off)
$39 $90 at Kaleidoscope Therapeutic Touch - Groupon
Muscles, like holiday lights, can easily get in knots but garner lots of attention when displayed at parties. Put a twinkle in their eye with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a 60-minute massage (a $90 value) $55 ...
One or Two Hours of Private Golf Instruction at Penny White's Golf Academy (Up to 53% Off)
$45 $95 at Penny White Golf Academy - Groupon
Golf is the most exciting of all outdoor sports, as it combines the frenetic pace of walking with the relentless intensity of overheard bird song. Get your heart pumping with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for one h...
Dental Package with Optional Zoom! II Teeth-Whitening Treatment at Progressive Dental Professionals (Up to 79% Off)
$149 $705 at Progressive Dental Professionals - Groupon
Having white teeth is part of the American dream, along with having two beautiful, self-sufficient toddlers. Have something to smile about with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $149 for an in-office Zoom! II teeth-whiteni...
$125 for 50 Units of Dysport at Colton Center for Facial Cosmetic Surgery ($250 Value)
$125 $250 at Colton Center for Facial Cosmetic Surgery - Groupon
Your face is the first thing people notice about you and the first thing they'll describe to the police after you open all their mail. Make a lasting impression with this Groupon. $125 for 50 Units of Dysport ($250 Value) During a...
Salon and Spa Services at B's Hairbenders Salon (Half Off). Two Options Available.
$50 $100 at B's Hairbenders Salon - Groupon
Getting a haircut is an easy way to change your look on a whim, since plastic surgery takes time and painting a new face over your regular face is really more of a rainy-day activity. Try on a new you with this Groupon. Choose Betw...
$29 for Three Introductory Ballroom-Dance Lessons for Singles or Couples at Fred Astaire Dance Studios ($60 Value)
$29 $60 at Fred Astaire Dance Studio - Groupon
Knowing how to dance is the mark of a true gentleman, like being good at archery and helping a sweet old lady with her homework. Take steps toward chivalry with this Groupon. $29 for Three Introductory Ballroom-Dance Lessons for Si...
60-Minute Massage with or without Chiropractic-Care Package at Rochester Hills Spine Care (Up to 86% Off)
$29 $65 at Rochester Hills Spine Care - Groupon
Mind and body operate in tandem, which is why stress causes headaches and slamming your hand in the door makes you forget math. Restore your faculties with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a 60-minute massage (a $...
One or Three European Facials at Aretée (Up to 52% Off)
$37 $75 at Aretée - Groupon
Having a baby face can have unforeseen benefits, such as being mistaken for a famous baby actor. Look younger with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $37 for one European facial (a $75 value) $109 for three European facials...
10 Pilates Classes or Pilates DVD Starring You with a Private Mat Class at Great Pilates Now, LLC (Up to 75% Off)
$25 $100 at Great Pilates Now, LLC - Groupon
In the Victorian era, people made their cores look tight by wearing corsets, which doubled as bulletproof vests during pistol duels. Strengthen your core until it's naturally impervious to bullets instead with this Groupon. Choose ...
$15 for $30 Worth of Pub Food and Drinks at The House of Shamrocks
$15 $30 at The House of Shamrocks - Groupon
Unlike robotic parents, a beer and a burger are a natural pair. Initiate hunger protocol with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Pub Food and Drinks The menu includes pepper-cheese cubes served with ranch ($4.50), turkey sandwiche...
Laser Hair Removal on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Beauty Haven
$99 $500 at Beauty Haven - Laser, Esthetics, & Wellness - Groupon
Light is actually a spectrum of colors, each with its own healing properties—red tackles wrinkles, blue zaps blemishes, and indigo tries to convince everyone it's a real color. Get illuminated with this Groupon. Choose from Three...
One or Three 60-Minute Reflexology Massages or One 60-Minute Swedish Massage at Tamara's Touch (Up to 67% Off)
$85 $255 at Tamara's Touch - Groupon
Muscle aches can be caused by many day-to-day tasks, including lying in bed for hours just thinking about everything. Finally relax with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for one 60-minute reflexology massage (an $85 va...
Arcade Outing for Two or Four or Party for 10 at Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum (Up to 52% Off)
$7 $14.50 at Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum - Groupon
Playing an arcade game is the most fun a person can have with a quarter, aside from attempting to rip it in two to impress job interviewers or giving George Washington a tiny makeover. Keep quarters intact with this Groupon. Choose...
$39 for a Hairstyling Package with Blow-Dry, Style, and Moroccanoil Treatments at Bashamy's Salon & Spa ($80 Value)
$39 $80 at Bashamy's Salon & Spa - Groupon
Altering your hairstyle might change how you feel about yourself, much like finding the circuit box in your chest. Discover a shiny new you with this Groupon. $39 for a Hairstyling Package ($80 Value) Shampoo, blow-dry, and flat-...
6 Boot-Camp Classes or 10 BlackHawk Defense or Fit Box Classes at Smash Hit Kickboxing (70% Off)
$54 $180 at Smash Hit Kickboxing - Groupon
Kickboxing is a weaponless martial art using only the hands and feet, making it a popular form of self-defense for pro wrestlers who get beat up a lot. Have a back-up plan with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $54 for six ...
$10 for $22 Worth of Indian Cuisine at Moti Mahal
$10 $22 at Moti Mahal - Groupon
Indian food, like the continent of India itself, is known for its unique spices, regional variances, and immense popularity with residents of India. Take your tongue traveling with this Groupon. $10 for $22 Worth of Indian Cuisine ...
$10 for a Four-Punch Loyalty Card at Vineyard Deli Basket ($20 Value)
$10 $20 at Vineyards Deli Basket - Groupon
Going out to eat is more convenient than cooking, especially if all your colanders are already full of pasta you haven't gotten around to eating yet. Save all that pasta for another day with this Groupon. $10 for a Four-Punch Loyal...
$10 for $20 Worth of Pizza at Papa John's
$10 $20 at Papa John's - Groupon
Like the sun, a pizza is round, supports life, and will eventually be destroyed by hungry astronauts. Grab a life-giving slice with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Pizza, Sides, Desserts, and Drinks Thirteen specialty pizzas ($...
One-Hour Massage with Hors D'oeuvres for One or Two at Ferndale Relaxation Spa (Up to 61% Off)
$99 $258 at Ferndale Relaxation Spa - Groupon
Massages soothe muscles sore from naps in uncomfortable chairs and long nights of aggressive rapid eye movement. Recover from relaxing with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a one-hour massage with hors d'oeuvres f...
$21 for a Two-Hour Pendant-Making Class or a Stained-Glass Jewelry-Making Class at Canterbury Stained Glass ($44 Value)
$21 $44 at Canterbury Stained Glass - Groupon
Glass provides a resting place for wine, eveningwear for Cinderellas, and a more dramatic exit from 44th-floor windows for Bruce Willises. Shatter artistic inhibitions with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $21 for a two-h...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Fusion Medical Spa in Dearborn (Up to 84% Off)
$99 $600 at Fusion Medical Spa - Groupon
In science-fiction movies, bad guys use lasers to burn down national landmarks, whereas good guys use lasers to burn CDs for cool aliens. Get closer encounters with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for six laser hair-r...
Five Yoga or Boot-Camp Classes or Fitness Package at Pure BDY (61% Off)
$29 $75 at Pure BDY - Groupon
Sun salutations keep our solar body from growing angry and burning libelous graffiti on the Hubble telescope. Maintain the cosmic balance with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for five yoga or boot-camp classes (a $75...
Three or Six LipoLaser Treatments at Refine - Michigan's LipoLaser Center (77% Off)
$369 $1,632 at Refine - Michigan's LipoLaser Center - Groupon
Much like an automobile, the human body requires proper care to stay healthy and good-looking for calendar photos. Maintain your natural mode of transportation with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $189 for three LipoLase...
Express or Complete Auto Detail for Two- or Four-Door Compact Car or Any Vehicle at Styln Street Customs (Up to 69% Off)
$69 $220 at Styln Street Customs - Groupon
Auto detailing is like a day at the spa—both can involve wax and getting sprayed with a hose by a stranger. Give your car a break with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $49 for an express auto detailing for a two- or four-...
Haircut Package with Option of Partial Highlights at Be Unique Full Service Hair Salon (Up to 56% Off)
$55 $125 at Be Unique Full Service Hair Salon - Groupon
A human's hair never stops growing, much like a beaver's teeth or a dolphin's thirst for blood. Stay on top of things with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $55 for a haircut and style (a $45 value), conditioning treatment...
Three-, Four-, or Five-Hour Standard Photo-Booth Rental from Fun Booth (Up to 61% Off)
$320 $825 at Fun Booth - Groupon
A photograph can document a major life event almost as well as a scroll signed in the blood of everyone who attended. Bind your memories with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $320 for a three-hour standard photo-booth renta...
Nutritional and Chiropractic Packages at Jacobsen Chiropractic (Up to 54% Off). Three Options Available.
$19 $40 at Jacobsen Chiropractic - Groupon
Health screenings are a more accurate alternative to asking carnival barkers to guess how many blood cells you have. Step right up for physical assessments with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for an antioxidant scree...
One or Three 60-Minute Facials at Tricho Salon and Spa (Up to 54% Off)
$110 $240 at Tricho Salon & Spa - Groupon
Spending a day at a spa is a tranquil experience surpassed only by swimming in a pool filled with mashed potatoes or having a hand model slap you to sleep. Feel the softer side with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $38 fo...
Laser Hair Removal on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Masri Clinic for Laser and Cosmetic Surgery (Up to 93% Off)
$199 $1,500 at Masri Clinic for Laser and Cosmetic Surgery - Groupon
Without lasers, people would have to rely on such archaic hair-removal methods as using a straight razor or condemning each hair to death by tiny guillotine. Off with your hairs with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 fo...
Bowling for Four or Eight with Shoes, Pizza, and Drinks at Sylvan Lanes Bowling Center in Sylvan Lake (Up to 71% Off)
$15 $50 at Sylvan Lanes Bar and Grill - Groupon
Originally created to give bowlers greater leverage, the cavities in a bowling ball can also be played as a thunderous horn that instantly summons every boulder within a 10-mile radius. Hit the right notes with this Groupon. Choose...
$49 for a 90-Minute Electro Body-Sculpting Treatment at Medical Anti-Aging Specialists, PC ($169 Value)
$49 $169 at Medical Anti-Aging Specialists, PC - Groupon
$49 for an Electro Body-Sculpting Treatment ($169 Value) In a 90-minute session, clients lie comfortably on a treatment table as an electro body sculpting therapist attaches 16 electrodes to targeted problem areas of their body. El...
1 Beginners' Knitting Class or 4 or 10 Beginner-to-Advanced Classes at Mihaela's Signature Designs (Up to 67% Off)
$10 $30 at Mihaela's Signature Designs - Groupon
Knitting can be a helpful hobby when you need a scarf for extra warmth or a sturdy needle to chip your way out of a frozen cabin. Prepare for inclement weather with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for 1 90-minute begi...
One, Two, or Three Slim and Tone Body Wraps at Milla's Beauty Center (Up to 69% Off)
$45 $105 at Milla's Beauty Center - Groupon
The skin is the body's largest organ, narrowly beating out the large intestine and the extra-large intestine. Thank your skin for being so huge with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for one Slim and Tone body wrap (a $...
Silk Press and Curl, or Haircut with Color and Style at The Stage Salon (Up to 66% Off)
$25 $60 at The Stage Salon - Groupon
Unlike love or nephews with healthy kidneys, hair is something you can have too much of. Trim down with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a silk press and curl (a $60 value) $39 for a haircut, color treatment, and ...
Sub Sandwiches with Drinks or Pizza with Breadsticks at Good Eats and More (Up to 52% Off)
$7 $14 at Good Eats and More - Groupon
Making a sub requires only a bread roll, filling, and an expensive machine that holds the bread steady while the filling is shot in between them with some sort of air-powered hose. Go somewhere that has that apparatus with this Grou...
$39 for Two 60-Minute Private Horseback-Riding Lessons at Luton Riding Academy ($90 Value)
$39 $90 at Luton Riding Academy - Groupon
Horseback riding is a great way to see the countryside or to escape from your evil cousin's palace. You're a free princess with this Groupon. $39 for Two 60-Minute, Private Horseback-Riding Lessons ($90 Value) Lessons can be sched...
One or Three Spray Tans or One Month of Unlimited UV Tanning at Beaches Tanning – Rochester Hills (Up to 53% Off)
$12 $25 at Beaches Tanning - Groupon
Getting a tan at the beach is only a good idea to people who have the time to spare and don't know that seagulls eat humans. Get a healthy glow with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $12 for one airbrush spray tan (a $25 va...
15 or 25 B12 Injections with Diet Assessment at Physicians Weight Loss Center (Up to 84% Off)
$59 $375 at Physicians Weight Loss Center - Groupon
Losing excess weight brings a ton of benefits with it, from a lower risk of disease to recovering your acting career from the debacle that was Secret Agent Santa. Reinvent yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $5...
60-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massage, or 90-Minute Swedish Massage at 4Ever Hair and Spa (51% Off)
$37 $75 at 4Ever Hair and Spa - Groupon
A massage can take the tension out of a body, just as a hilarious freestyle rap can take the tension out of a eulogy. Loosen things up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $37 for a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $75 value)...
Paninis, Burgers, and Pizza for Dinner or Lunch at Epic Tavern & Grill (Half Off)
$10 $20 at Epic Tavern & Grill - Groupon
Foodies love to spend their time trying out all kinds of restaurants, just as Sleepies like to lie on all the mattresses at the furniture store. Unleash your inner aficionado with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for ...
Six Training Sessions for One or Two Dogs at Wag 'N' Tails Dog Activity Center in Shelby Township (Up to 60% Off)
$75 $149 at Wag 'N' Tails Dog Activity Center - Groupon
A dog may be man's best friend, but before he can be best man at a wedding, he must learn to stop slobbering on children and giving toasts that are nothing but barks. Teach your dog the rules of gentlemanly conduct with this Groupon...
One or Two Diamond-Microdermabrasion Treatments at Salon Heat (Up to 63% Off)
$29 $75 at Salon Heat - Groupon
Like an iceberg, beauty resides largely below the surface, but only its visible portion can catch the eye of a strapping boat captain. Look shipshape with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one diamond-microdermabra...
Haircut-and-Color Package or Damaged-Hair Treatment at Tahe Pro Salon (Up to 57% Off)
$69 $160 at Tahe Pro Salon - Groupon
A hairdo is one of the first things you notice about other people, unless they're bald or on fire. Attract attention with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for one cut-and-color package (a $160 total value) A haircut ...
Health Evaluation with Options for One or Three Massages at Advanced Chiropractic Health Center (Up to 83% Off)
$35 $210 at Advanced Chiropractic Health Center - Groupon
Regular chiropractic checkups help ensure good posture, as does standing with your back to someone who keeps poking your spine and whispering, "I'm the posture police." Feel less manipulated with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Op...
One- or Three-Month Membership at The Rochester Athletic Club (Up to 60% Off)
$25 $47 at The Rochester Athletic Club - Groupon
A fun way to mix things up when signing up for a gym membership is to tell them your name is "Jim Membership." Everyone will laugh and then enjoy exercise with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a one-month gym memb...
5, 10, or 20 Karate or Kickboxing Classes with Apparel at D Lux Karate Academy (Up to 84% Off)
$19 $78 at D Lux Karate Academy - Groupon
The ability to karate chop through wood is a good skill to have if you’re going for your black belt or ever have to fight your way out of a lumber yard. Show board who’s boss with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 fo...
$30 for $70 Worth of Salon Services at Elle Studio in Novi
$30 $70 at Elle Studio - Groupon
Unlike the weather or a propensity to yell at the TV, your hairstyle is something you can control. Take the reins with this Groupon. $30 for $70 Worth of Salon Services Experienced stylists perform services such as women’s hairc...
Pub Food for Dinner or Lunch at Thee New Green Street Tavern (Half Off)
$12 $24 at Thee New Green Street Tavern - Groupon
Being waited on in a restaurant makes you feel like royalty, only without the abiding hatred of democracy. Feast in comfort with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for $24 worth of pub food for dinner $6 for $12 worth o...
$99 for Three Microdermabrasion Treatments at Fusion Medical Spa ($240 Value)
$99 $240 at Fusion Medical Spa - Groupon
A pretty face easily sticks in one's memory, much like a catchy song or a horse with udders. Stand out from the herd with this Groupon. $99 for Three Microdermabrasion Treatments ($240 Value) Microdermabrasion uses fine-grain crys...
Facial-Sculpting Session, Electro-Body-Sculpting Session, or Mineral Body Wrap at Instafirm Body Wraps (Up to 61% Off)
$49 $125 at Instafirm Body Wraps - Groupon
It’s healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it’s healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for a Debut m...
$10 for $20 Worth of Sandwiches and Starters at Michno’s Cafe
$10 $20 at Michno's Cafe - Groupon
Making a good sandwich, like removing a child's head from between stair balusters, requires delicate handling and a lot of mayonnaise. Marvel at skilled condiment usage with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Sandwiches, Starters, ...
$125 for a Remote Car Starter with Installation at Detroit Sound Station ($250 Value)
$125 $250 at Detroit Sound Station - Groupon
Taking care of a car is important because it maximizes your investment and is the only thing that dads will ever respect. Drive on with this Groupon. $125 for a Remote Car Starter with Installation ($250 Value) Technicians install...
Facial or Synthetic Eyelash Extensions at Shine Salon (53% Off)
$35 $75 at Shine Salon - Groupon
Having long eyelashes improves everything, from winking to catching your own tears so you can prove to your parents how hard you were crying. Get a more dramatic look with Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a one-hour fa...
One or Three No-Chip Manicures or One Pedicure at Beyond Nails (Up to 53% Off)
$17 $35 at Beyond Nails - Groupon
Like lawns or children, nails grow whether you're watching them or not. Baby your fingers with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $17 for one OPI Colorgel or CND Shellac no-chip manicure (a $35 value) $49 for three OPI Color...
$15 for $30 Worth of Diner Food at Secret Recipes Family Dining
$15 $30 at Secret Recipes Family Dining - Groupon
Diner menus often include photos of food to help patrons decide which dishes are most appetizing and which dishes are best suited for use as high-school senior-portrait props. Snap up photogenic plates with this Groupon. $15 for $3...
Botox or Juvéderm Treatment at Birmingham Cosmetic Surgery & Vein Center (Up to 56% Off)
$219 $500 at Birmingham Cosmetic Surgery & Vein Center - Groupon
Like an acrylic bathtub, improperly maintained skin can wind up dull, cracked, and littered with derelict rubber duckies. Freshen up your features with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $119 for a complete Botox treatment ...
Four or Eight Pole-Dancing Classes or a Party for Up to 15 Women at Pole Passion Fitness (Up to 78% Off)
$25 $100 at Pole Passion Fitness - Groupon
Pole dancing offers a pole-based exercise more effective than 1920s pole sitting, more energizing than pole vaulting, and more sensual than polenta. Go for a spin with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for four beginnin...
Three or Six 45-Minute Personal-Training Sessions at Fitness Together (Up to 62% Off)
$79 $195 at Fitness Together - Groupon
It takes more to lose weight than swearing off escalators or swearing at burgers until they quit hanging out in your mouth. Shape up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for three 45-minute personal-training sessions...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Esthetique (Up to 67% Off)
$119 $360 at Esthetique - Groupon
Removing excess body hair is crucial preparation for bathing-suit season, when you can only enter the ocean if the dolphins think you're one of their own. Suit up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $119 for six laser ha...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Sessions on a Small, a Medium, or a Large Area at Avalon Med Spa (Up to 86% Off)
$99 $700 at Avalon Med Spa - Groupon
Hair removal gives shiftless lasers a creative outlet during their spare time, which would otherwise be spent harassing cats and blinding the Hubble Space Telescope. Give a beam a new purpose with this Groupon. Choose from Three Op...
Tanning Services at Club Soleil Tanning Company (Up to 67% Off). Five Options Available.
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A sun-kissed complexion suggests a person in possession of either good health or a convertible with a back seat good for extended naps. Speedily soak up some color with this Groupon. Choose from Five Options $15 for one Magic Tan...
$10 for $20 Worth of Middle Eastern and American Food and Drinks at Lava Java Cafe
$10 $20 at Lava Java Cafe - Groupon
It's hard to focus when you're hungry, which is why most teens take their driving tests while eating a ham. Fill up with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Middle Eastern and American Food The menu includes kofte kebabs ($11.95), ...
$15 for $30 Worth of Asian Food and Drinks at Shogun Japanese and Chinese Bistro
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Eating with chopsticks requires a certain level of dexterity, like beating a difficult video game or spitefully disassembling a too-difficult video game. Conquer your hunger with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Asian Food and Dr...
8 or 16 Classes at Achieve Fitness (Up to 69% Off)
$25 $80 at Achieve Fitness - Groupon
Working out is No. 2 on the list of most popular daily activities in America, behind teaching dogs to swear. Be your own best friend with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for 8 fitness classes (an $80 value) $49 for 1...
One, Three, or Six Slimming Fit Body-Wrap Sessions at The Sun Oasis Tanning Center in Auburn Hills (Up to 70% Off
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it must be swallowed whole, like a pill. Stay healthy to the core with today's Groupon. The Deal $34 for one 60-minute Fit body-wrap session (a $69 value) $80 for three 60-minute Fit body-...
30-Minute or One-Hour Boudoir Photo Shoot with Wardrobe Changes and Photos at The Boudoir Loft (Up to 60% Off)
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Sending a sensual message to someone is easier today than it was in the past, when such messages had to be read aloud to the recipients by their fathers or what used to pass for a doctor. You won't have to spell out your intentions ...
Dental-Implant Package for One or Two Teeth with Exam and X-rays at Apple Dental (Up to 64% Off)
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Great white sharks are known as the horses of the sea because both animals have distinctive teeth and use that winning smile to charm Steven Spielberg into making movies about them. Dazzle a famous director with this Groupon. Choos...
5 or 10 Krav Maga Classes at Krav Maga Novi (Up to 83% Off)
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Krav maga prepares people to fight off real-world assailants, unlike boxing, which only prepares people to fight innocent pedestrians wearing red mittens. Be the hero with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 5 krav m...
Pole-Dancing or Fitness Classes or Party at Alter Ego Pole Fitness (Up to 51% Off). Three Options Available.
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Exercising with friends allows you to morally support each other, and, when the time comes, to have the collective muscle to beat up an asteroid headed for Earth. Get strength in numbers with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options...
Six Weeks of Boot-Camp Classes at Body By Jenn & Body Beautiful Boot Camps (62% Off)
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Fat can seem impossible to get rid of, much like that dark, flat thing that follows you everywhere. Get a svelte shadow with this Groupon. $110 for Six Weeks of Boot-Camp Classes ($288 Value) Click here for information on the Sexy...
Swedish Massage or Couples Massage with Brunch or Dinner at A Healing Touch Massage Therapy/Spa LLC (Up to 53% Off)
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Getting a massage is a great way to manage stress and ensure your back isn't covered in scorpions. Clear your mind with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a 60-minute deluxe Swedish massage (a $75 value) $99 for a 6...
Haircut, Moroccanoil & Partial Highlights or Root Tint, or Keratin Treatment at Bellisima Salon & Spa (Up to 66% Off)
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People who take care of their hair rarely have to go choke-slamming for compliments. Let the praise come to you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a hairstyling package (up to a $145 total value) Cut, style, a...
$39 for 10 Yoga Classes at Yoga Now ($180 Value)
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Yoga is known for its ability to reduce stress and tension, which is why it's performed by members of the Senate prior to its monthly spelling bees. Stay sane with this Groupon. $39 for 10 Yoga Classes ($180 Value) Certified yoga ...
Specialized Skincare at Youthful Image Health and Wellness (Up to 61% Off). Three Options Available.
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When skin gets dry in cold weather, it flakes off like a snowflake--which would be beautiful if it weren't a dead part of you. Get a flurry of compliments with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for a 45-minute lunchtime...
$89 for a Three-Day Juice Cleanse from Pure BDY ($195 Value)
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Toxins have slowly crept into the natural world, filling water with lead, air with smog, and half of all trees with limitless rage. Purify with this Groupon. $89 for a Three-Day Juice Cleanse ($195 Value) The three-day cleanse det...
Dental-Exam Package or Crown for One, or Teeth Whitening for One or Two at Dr. Swamy and Associates (Up to 75% Off)
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Dental-Exam Package or Crown for One, or Teeth Whitening for One or Two at Dr. Swamy and Associates (Up to 75% Off)
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Teeth are more than just precious rocks that fall out of skulls so that they can be turned into jewelry. Keep your headstones polished with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $59 for a dental exam, x-rays, and teeth cleaning ...
Basic Scuba Class or Open-Water Certification Class at Sea the World Scuba Center in Farmington Hills (Up to 67% Off)
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Somewhere far below sea level, the most fashionable critters in the subsurface world are gracefully strutting their stuff in form-fitting wetsuits with foot-flattering flippers. Grace the coveted underwater runways of exploration wi...
$1,499 for LASIK Surgery for Both Eyes at Hakim Eye Center ($3,000 Value)
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Clear vision simplifies everyday tasks, making reading books relaxing and reading stop signs less of a chore. Sharpen your outlook with this Groupon. $1,499 for LASIK Surgery for Both Eyes ($3,000 Value) After a medical consultati...
$12 for Four 10-Minute Indoor Trampoline Jump Sessions at Jump Station of Michigan-Mini Trampolines ($28 Value)
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Inclement weather forces children to play in their homes, which is literally the last place their parents want them. Make everyone happy with this Groupon. $12 for Four 10-Minute Indoor Jump Passes ($28 Value) Jumping visitors don...
One Half-Dozen or One Dozen Chocolate-Covered Strawberries at Trifles (Up to 57% Off)
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Dinner without dessert is like a foreign movie without subtitles—you can digest both, but you'll probably miss out on the good parts. Fast-forward to tasty endings with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for one half-...
Chiropractic Package with One or Three Reflexology or Champissage Massages at A & L Chiropractic Center (Up to 79% Off)
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It doesn't take much to disrupt the body's internal energy: keeping an irregular sleep schedule, repressing anger, or squeezing an ice cube in your hand and slowly lowering your fist into a sink of hot water. Restore the balance wit...
One, Three, or Five Chemical Peels at Esthetique (Up to 71% Off)
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Having wrinkled skin makes you look older, though oddly enough, so does running an iron over your face. Smooth out paradoxes with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for one chemical peel (up to a $100 value) $89 for thre...
$39 for an In-Studio or On-Location Photo Shoot with Three Prints from Masserman Photography (Up to $252 Value)
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Sitting for a photo was once a long and arduous process, as evidenced by the unkempt facial hair grown by our earliest presidents during their portrait sessions. Capture a clean image with this Groupon. $39 for a Photo-Shoot Packag...
One or Three Deep-Cleaning Facials at Fusion Medical Spa (Up to 34% Off)
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The skin is composed of two layers: the dermis, which retains moisture, and the epidermis, which secretes the moisture so that you have that popular always wet look. Stay slick with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $32 fo...
$35 for a Chiropractic Exam with X-rays, Adjustment, Massage, and Dinner Workshop at Rodnick Chiropractic ($255 Value)
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Staying healthy can prime you for life's challenges, from running a marathon to running from the people in an evil marathon. Get ready for anything with this Groupon. $35 for Chiropractic Package ($255 Total Value) Consultation a...
$49 for an Eye Exam and $200 Toward Glasses at Clear Sight Optical ($265 Value)
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Wearing eyeglasses is the easiest way to look intelligent, closely beating out reading a full set of encyclopedias on the bus or being British. Wise up your eyes with this Groupon. $49 for an Eye Exam and $200 Toward Glasses ($265 ...
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Evolution Medical Spa (Up to 93% Off)
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Everyone wants smooth skin, except for teenage dolphins that just want to be different. Stand out with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for six laser hair-removal treatments on the underarms or upper lip (up to a $1,05...
Age-Defying or Collagen-Infused Facial with Wash and Hairstyle at Polished Outlook (Up to 54% Off)
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Faces, like potatoes, must be scrubbed and buffed to clear away excess dirt, remove dry skin, and prevent the emergence of extra eyes. Buff away unsightly blemishes with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a Premiere...
Laser Hair Removal on Small, Medium, or Large Area, or Unlimited Whole-Body Sessions at Fusion the Salon (Up to 92% Off)
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Clearing your body of unwanted hair makes your skin smooth enough to convince blind people they're holding a huge baby. Be a big softy with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $99 for eight laser hair-removal treatments on a s...
$59 for One Month of Unlimited Boot Camp with Nutritional Consultation from Michigan Women Boot Camp ($274 Value)
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Exercising with friends allows you to morally support each other, and, when the time comes, to have the collective muscle to beat up an asteroid headed for Earth. Get strength in numbers with this Groupon. $59 for One Month of Unli...
6, 9, or 12 Zerona Laser Body-Sculpting Treatments at Laser Duet (Up to 74% Off)
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Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with this Groupon. Choose from ...
6 or 12 Lipo-Light Sessions at Premier Lipo Body Sculpting (62% Off)
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Choose Between Two Options $399 for six Lipo-Light sessions (a $1,050 value) $789 for 12 Lipo-Light sessions (a $2,100 vlaue) Paddles attach to the body’s trouble areas, such as abdomens, thighs, and love handles, emitting non...
5 or 10 Fitness Classes at Jungle Gym Fitness Studio (Up to 55% Off)
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Sweat is your body's way of letting you cool off during a workout and slide home on your belly afterward. Get a running start with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 5 fitness classes (a $60 value) $49 for 10 fitnes...
5 or 10 Group Fitness Classes, or Four Personal-Training Sessions with Guided Cardio at MI Fitness (Up to 71% Off)
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Working out by yourself is dangerous, as no one will be able to help if you are injured or need to glue the phonebook back together in a hurry. Call on a professional with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for 5 group f...
Four or Eight Weeks of Boot Camp at VIP Training and Fitness (Up to 82% Off)
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Going to a boot camp injects military discipline into your routine, much like setting your alarm clock to bugle and reassembling your PlayStation blindfolded. Declassify your abs with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $37 ...
$59 for Haircut, Style, and Eyebrow and Lip Wax with Color or Highlights at Tres Jolie Salon and Spa ($125 Value)
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Spending a day at a spa is a form of temporary escape, like taking a three-day weekend or paddling from Alcatraz on a papier-mâché boat. Hatch a sound getaway plan with this Groupon. $59 for a Haircut Package ($125 Total Value) ...
One, Three, or Six Botanical Peels, or Rejuvenating Light or Anti-Aging Treatment at Advanced Skin Care (Up to 61% Off)
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Choose from Five Options $39 for one 45-minute botanical-peel treatment (an $85 value) $105 for three 45-minute botanical-peel treatments (a $225 value) $199 for six 45-minute botanical-peel treatments (a $510 value) $55 for a 60-...
Three Oil Changes with Tire Rotations and Inspections or a Winter-Ready Package at Auto-Lab (Up to 63% Off)
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The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of point C. Visit all points on the map with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...
$2,200 for a Wedding Package for 50 Guests at The Holly Hotel ($4,525 Value)
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A timeless wedding weaves the modern with the past, like when brides wear vintage gowns or when the cake is filled with rationed beans. Vow to live in the moment with this Groupon. $2,200 for a Wedding Package for Up to 50 Guests (...
$25 for $75 Worth of Tanning Services at Madison Heights Tan Company
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A tan can let people know that you've been at the beach or convince them that you haven't been living in their closet for that long. Stop hiding your beauty with this Groupon. $25 for $75 Worth of Tanning Services Eight private sp...
$7 for $15 Worth of Sandwiches, Burgers, and Pitas at Marko’s Cozy Diner
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Sandwiches are a convenient lunch, in addition to being the subtlest way to publicly slip someone $700 crumpled up to look like lettuce. Eat some greens with this Groupon. $7 for $15 Worth of Sandwiches and Pitas The menu includes...
One Month, Three Months, or One Year of Unlimited Tanning at Salon 360 (Up to 57% Off)
$39 $80 at Salon 360 - Groupon
Sun-kissed skin is increasingly hard to come by now that the sun is going steady with Jupiter. Get skin worth staring directly into with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one month of unlimited tanning (a $79.99 val...
Motor Speedway Experience For 2 or 4 at Springport Motor Speedway
$25 $50 at Springport Motor Speedway - Living Social - Expires 08/30/13
That bumper-to-bumper commute has you yearning for the open road; put the pedal to the metal with this offer: Pay $25 (regularly $50) for two all-access pit and garage passes for a Saturday-night race at Springport Motor Speedway on...
21 Flavors Chill & Grill Cuisine Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $1.20
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Another hard day? Looking for someplace to unwind? 21 Flavors Chill & Grill Cuisine is your home away from home. Friendly atmosphere, superb food, and a staff who care. And best of all it is a perfect place to relax with friends and...
24grille Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $6
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Welcome to 24grille! We specialize in delicious and reasonably priced cuisine, including our house specialties and other customer favorites. Our cuisine entrees are served in a relaxed and welcoming setting that you and your friends...
4 Brothers Restaurant Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $1.20
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Looking for a good time? Want to have good food, and better times? 4 Brothers Restaurant is the place. Casual atmosphere, fun and the friendliest staff this side of Detroit. No matter what your group's taste, 4 Brothers Restaurant h...
7 Days Fish and Chicken Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $1.20
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The menu at 7 Days Fish and Chicken features a wide array of great selections, made from only the freshest and highest quality ingredients, with something sure to please every member of your group. 7 Days Fish and Chicken has establ...
A & L Market Coupon - $25 Gift Certificate for $6
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Friendly staff in a pleasant setting makes A & L Market a sure destination for those in the area.
Al's Paradise Cafe Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $1.20
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Located in Detroit, Al-Baraka Restaurant takes pride in serving the best Indian Cuisine in town. The cuisine of India is as varied and diverse as the sub-continent from which it originates. As a first time experience at Al-Baraka Re...
Alabama Style Chicken & Fish Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $1.20
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Friendly staff in a pleasant setting make Alabama Style Chicken & Fish a sure destination for those in the area.
Alexander's Lebanese Cuisine Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $1.20
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When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out Alghadeer Bakery & Pizzeria. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisi...
All Seasonz Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $1.20
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When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out All Seasonz. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. The menu at ...
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Restaurant critics, neighborhood regulars, and first time visitors alwaysagree about Aloha Coney Cafe: the atmosphere is great, the food is superb,and the service is outstanding. The restaurant offers a casual atmospherethat is perf...
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Looking for a good time? Want to have good food, and better times? Anchor Bar & Grill is the place. Casual atmosphere, fun and the friendliest staff this side of Detroit. No matter what your group's taste, Anchor Bar & Grill has the...
Angelo's Party Stop and Deli Coupon - $10 Gift Certificate for $2.40
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Detroit is a long way from Thailand, but Bangkok Cuisine creates a palpable link to that lush Southeast Asian corner of the world. The simple elegance of the decor carries over to the beautifully prepared, beautifully presented food...
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Friendly staff in a pleasant setting make Blue Diamond Market a sure destination for those in the area. Pizza, chicken, ribs, rolls and deli all fresh and quick for your convenience.
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Located in Hamtramck, Bonoful Sweets & Cafe takes pride in serving the best Indian Cuisine in town. The cuisine of India is as varied and diverse as the sub-continent from which it originates. As a first time experience at Bonoful S...
Broadway Grille Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $1.20
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Cafe Nini Coupon - $100 Gift Certificate for $24
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When you're in the mood for good times and great cuisine, be sure to check out Cafe Nini. The restaurant is located in one of the area's most pleasant settings and is known for its delightful staff and superb cuisine. The menu at Ca...
Cafe One Coupon - $5 Gift Certificate for $1.20
$1.20 $5 with Promo Code: CINCO - Expires 05/22/13
Another hard day? Looking for someplace to unwind? Cafe One is your home away from home. Friendly atmosphere, superb food, and a staff who care. And best of all it is a perfect place to relax with friends and family, co-workers and ...
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