Dallas Deals and Coupons

$11 for Two Admissions for an Observation-Tower Experience at Tower of the Americas (Up to $21.90 Value)

Observation towers allow people to pick out familiar sites from on high or fully appreciate a city's paisley street plan. See how stylishly your city is dressed with this Groupon. $11 for Two Tower Admissions (Up to $21.90 Value) ...

Safari Adventure for Two or Four at Sharkarosa Wildlife Ranch (Up to Half Off)

Zoos make it possible for people to see how animals interact with their environments and for animals to see how people interact with their weird, hairless babies. Witness the wonders of nature with this Groupon. Choose Between Two ...

Six Laser Hair-Removal Sessions on One Small, Medium, or Large Area at Advantage Health and Beauty (Up to 93% Off)

Hair almost always grows back, just like weeds and the Washington Monument. Smooth things over with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for six laser hair-removal sessions on a small area (up to a $1,344 value) $179 for s...

One, Two, or Four Lipo-Laser Packages with Body Wraps and Vibration Sessions at Lipolaser Centers (Up to 86% Off)

Losing weight takes conscious effort, just like remembering to blink frequently enough to keep other people from getting suspicious. Fit in with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $89 for one lipo-laser treatment, one Herbalo...

$10 for $20 Worth of Italian Food at Johnny Carino’s

Having a favorite restaurant means knowing you can always get something delicious, instead of taking the chance that the bank’s money will taste better this time. Invest in a delicious dinner with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth ...

American Food at Real Time Sports & Entertainment (Half Off)

Pubs are a place where you are free to loosen your necktie, roll up your shirtsleeves, and finally see what "sports" are all about. Kick back with this Groupon. Choose between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of American food $20 f...

Bikini Wax, Brazilian Wax, or 3 Brazilian Waxes at Dermalogic Beauty Bar

This downtown Dallas spot has technicians on hand Tuesday through Saturday to assist you in your quest to look perfect by the pool this summer: • $15 ($30 value) for one bikini wax • $29 ($65 value) for one Brazilian wax • $69 ...

One Month of Unlimited Boxing Classes at Bendu World Class Boxing

In addition to teaching you how to defend yourself, the professional trainers at this Carrollton facility aim to instill a sense of self-discipline and help you burn calories as you bob and weave: • $49 ($165 value) for a month o...

Tracy Morgan: Excuse My French Standup Show at House of Blues Dallas on June 2 at 8 p.m. (Up to 46% Off)

When comedians get onstage, they open their lives to audiences and to any burglars who realize they won't be home for hours. Help yourself to comedic treasures with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal $25 for one G-Pass to a Tracy Mo...

One or Two 60-Minute Massages or One 90-Minute Massage at Professional Therapeutic Massage Studios (Up to 68% Off)

Work is the main cause of muscle tension for many people, especially those who are expected to pull their boss around in a wagon all day. Be still with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for one 60-minute therapeutic mas...

One or Two Facials with Microdermabrasion at A Time 4 U by Lynda (Up to 71% Off)

A spa makes it seem like your troubles are a thousand miles away, especially if the spa is a thousand miles away from that zoo you let all the apes out of. Escape with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one facial w...

Frozen Yogurt at Pure Bliss Yogurt (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Frozen yogurt is usually eaten with a spoon, whereas ice cream is usually licked off the cold steel of a dairy farmer's knife. Taste a dessert that's a cut above with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $6 for $12 worth of f...

Up to Four Toenail Fungus Removal Treatments for One or Two Feet at SpaMD and Laser Center (Up to 70% Off)

Fungi seek out warm, dark places to dwell, which is why they're commonly found lurking in shoes and within the hearts of men. Shine a light with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for up to four toenail fungus removal ...

Woman’s Cut with Optional Conditioning and Color at Robert Dijas Hair Studio (Up to 53% Off). Three Options Available.

True happiness comes from finding beauty everywhere you look, especially in mirrors. Like what you see with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $30 for a women’s haircut (a $60 value) $49 for a women’s haircut with deep co...

One or Three Months of Unlimited Boot-Camp Classes from Accomplish Fitness and Boot Camp (Up to 74% Off)

The success of boot camp lies in its varied workout routines, much like the success of a parade lies in whether or not the sky rains ticker tape that day. March into a celebrated silhouette with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Opt...

One Year of Unlimited Dance Classes for Adults at Fihankra Dance & Fitness Studio

At Fihankra's location on Main Street, community-oriented instructors aim to get you fit for life through one-hour dance and dance-related courses with origins spanning the globe: • $39 ($960 value) for one year of unlimited danc...

Exam and $1,500 Toward Invisalign or Braces at Walnut Central Orthodontics

Walnut Central Orthodontics' Dr. Joshika Kanabar is one of only a few Dallas-Fort Worth orthodontists ranked by Invisalign as an Elite Preferred Provider. See the difference for yourself with this deal: • $45 ($1,875 value) for e...

8, 12, or 16 Indoor Bounce Sessions at Pump It Up (Up to 54% Off)

Children who are encouraged to express themselves grow up to have confidence in their ideas, making it far easier for them to woo investors with business plans for candy-necklace jewelry stores. Inspire future entrepreneurs with thi...

Three Threading Sessions for the Eyebrows or Full Face at A Feel Good Experience Spa (Up to 67% Off)

Repeatedly raising an eyebrow can be a flirtatious gesture or a secret SOS message explaining why their eyes think their hair is out to get them. Send the right messages with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for three...

One Dozen Rum Balls or One or Two Dozen Cupcakes at In the Mix Bakery (Up to 52% Off)

It's fun to take a dozen cupcakes into the office and leave them in the kitchen with a note that says, "My daughter would have baked these if she weren't so untalented." Send a sweet message with this Groupon. Choose from Three Opt...

$12 for $25 Worth of Peruvian Food at Inca's Cafe

Those who travel abroad learn countless secrets, such as the fact that the British call french fries “chips” and call chips “potato nasties.” Taste the fruits of other cultures with this Groupon. $12 for $25 Worth of Peruvi...

$19 for FC Dallas Soccer Game with Sunglasses and On-Field Experience on Saturday, May 25 (Up to $62.96 Value)

Ending up with a title is the ultimate goal of anyone who has ever played pro sports or poisoned a king. Dream big with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal $19 for a gameday package to see the FC Dallas take on the San Jose Earthquake...

$99 for a Brazilian Blowout at Curl Up & Dye Hair Studio by Lauryn & Felisia ($300 Value)

Smoothing out your hair in the morning is a hassle, typically involving haranguing it with a straightening iron or running it through the fingers of a jazz pianist. Simplify your routine with this Groupon. $99 for a Brazilian Blowo...

Burgers, Pizza, and Wings at Red Dog Right (Up to Half Off). Two Options Available.

The hamburger, America's national meal, has always been served during Independence Day cookouts and the competitive-eating portion of presidential debates. Eat like Ike with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 wo...

Kayak Tour for One or Two with Instruction at High Trails Outfitters

Join a sunset paddle tour on Lake Lavon and you'll not only enjoy vivid panoramas of the dusk sky, but you'll also enjoy calmer waters. Trust High Trails Outfitters's 50 years of experience to steer you right: • $20 ($40 value) f...

"SPANK! The Fifty Shades Parody": Ticket at "SPANK! The Fifty Shades Parody" at Majestic Theatre

Sex sells... but it can also be pretty funny. Just take today's deal to see SPANK! The Fifty Shades Parody-- a musical that brings the best selling novel to life, then turns it on its head. With this offer, you'll pay $24 ($55 va...

$17 for a Spa Day with Themed Therapy Rooms at King Spa and Sauna-Dallas ($30 Value)

Like molasses, a person who feels exhausted moves slowly and is difficult to get off the floor. Avoid sticky situations with this Groupon. $17 for a One-Time Spa Admission ($30 Value) Guests can meander in and out of nine distinct...

$99 for 60-Minute In-Office Teeth-Whitening Treatment at Xpress Whitening ($249 Value)

The perfect human would have sparkling-white teeth, minty-fresh breath, and can openers for hands. Get as close to perfection as possible with this Groupon. $99 for 60-Minute In-Office Teeth-Whitening Treatment ($249 Value) The 60...

Lipo-B Injections and Health Tests at Texas Anti-Aging Medicine Institute (Up to 87% Off). Three Options Available.

Health screenings are a more accurate alternative to asking carnival barkers to guess how many blood cells you have. Step right up for physical assessments with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a consultation, EKG,...

Lash Extensions and Brow Shaping at Trim You Wellness Spa (Up to 66% Off). Three Options Available.

Long eyelashes add a flirtatious flutter to winks, just as a flock of feral doves adds one to a homeroom prom proposal. Flutter safely indoors and out with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for a full set of Diva Volume...

Los Cabos Suite + Dinner for 2 at Marbella Suites en la Playa

Escape Kit • A Four- ($299), Five- ($374), or Six-Night ($449) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Garden-View Suite • Or, a Four- ($399), Five- ($499), or Six-Night ($599) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Partial Ocean View Suite • One R...

All-Inclusive Puerto Vallarta Resort at Vamar Vallarta All Inclusive Marina & Beach Resort

Escape Kit • A Three- ($300), Four- ($400), Five- ($500), or Six-Night ($600) Stay for Two in a Standard or Superior Room From Now to July 4; and August 16 to December 20 • Or, a Three- ($353), Four- ($470), Five- ($588), or Six-N...

Tulsa Hotel at Wyndham Tulsa

The Escape Kit • A One-Night Stay for Up to Four in a Double Queen Bed • Two Passes and Two Extra Wristbands to Leapin' Louie's Lagoon • $50 Food-and-Beverage Credit (Excluding Alcohol) at the Hotel • Combine Vouchers to Stay ...

Boutique Costa Rican Resort at Hotel Byblos Resort and Casino

The Escape Kit • A Four-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $100 Food Credit ($449) • A Five-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $120 Food Credit ($559) • A Six-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $140 Food Credit ($6...

Oceanfront Boutique Resort at Sandy Haven Luxury Boutique Hotel

The Escape Kit • A Four- ($419) or Five-Night ($500) Stay for Two in a Superior Garden View Room • Or, a Four- ($700) or Five-Night ($875) Stay for Two in an Ocean Front Room • Daily Continental Breakfast and Mimosas • Combine ...

All-Inclusive St. Lucia Resort at Smuggler's Cove St. Lucia

Escape Kit • A Four- ($879) or Six-Night ($1,319) Stay for Two in a Garden-View Suite Between Now and June 30 or September 1 to 30 • Or, a Four- ($999) or Six-Night ($1,499) Stay for Two in a Garden-View Suite Between July 1 and A...

Beachfront Caribbean Hotel at San Juan Water Beach Club Hotel

Escape Kit • A Three-Night Stay for Two in an Atmosphere King Room ($398) • Or, a Four-Night Stay for Two in an Atmosphere King Room ($521) • Or, a Five-Night Stay for Two in an Atmosphere King Room ($639) • Daily Continental Br...

Microdermabrasion and TCA Chemical Peel at Image Laser MedSpa

From the state-certified esthetic and laser technicians to medical-grade equipment the "highly recommended" Image Laser MedSpa can help everyone get the effortless complexion we all crave: • $99 ($270 value) for a microdermabrasi...

One-Hour Wine and Food Pairing Class for Two at Stoney's Wine Lounge

Choosing a fine wine can feel overwhelming -- but at Stoney's Wine Lounge, which began inside a vintage Humble Oil Station, friendly experts will help you feel like a vino pro as you enjoy a complimentary food pairing plate: • ...

Shellac Manicure at Reflexions Spa

Combine the sweetness of sugar and the durability of gel lacquer, and you've got the recipe for this offer from Reflexions Spa: • $19 ($40 value) for a Shellac manicure, which includes an exfoliating sugar scrub • A nail technic...

Two or Four Tickets to the Oak Cliff Film Festival at The Texas Theatre

Led by the team that took over the historic Texas Theater in 2010, the second annual Oak Cliff Film Festival runs June 6-9 and celebrates the culture and filmmaking of Oak Cliff, the Bishop Arts District, and more: • $10 ($20 val...

One or Two Facials at Urban Skin Care Dallas

These 50-minute treatments include aromatic botanical products to hydrate skin, and -- depending on your choice of a hydrating, deep-cleansing, or teen facial -- can also include extractions, masks, massage, and more: • $39 ($85 ...

Choice of One of Five Concerts at the Arboretum Series at the Dallas Arboretum (Up to 60% Off)

Rock 'n' roll first became popular in America during the 1950s, much like the catch phrase "I got power like I'm Eisenhower." Hear something catchy with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal $10 for one ticket to Concerts in the Garden...

$25 for $40 or $40 for $80 Toward Hands-On Cooking for Kids and Teens at Young Chefs Academy Frisco (Up to Half Off)

Cooks teach by using a hands-on approach, which is more effective than mailing students a box filled with flour, eggs, some matches, and a note that says "cookies?" Get your hands dirty with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options...

Two, Four, or Six VersaSpa Spray Tans at Texas Tan (67% Off)

A luxuriously golden complexion typically indicates a long visit to the beach or a misguided high-five from King Midas. Darken your epidermal expanses with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for two VersaSpa spray tans (...

$99 for a Three-Day Camp at Premier Baseball Academy (Up to $200 Value). Two Locations Available.

Like advertising, baseball relies on great pitches, a loyal fan base, and the power of grown men in animal costumes to sway public opinion. Endorse America's pastime with this Groupon. $99 for a Three-Day Summer Baseball Camp (up t...

Sandwiches and Salads from the Regular or Catering Menu at Capriotti's Sandwich Shop (Half Off)

When a sandwich is too big, it can be held together with a toothpick or blended into a purée and spread between two pieces of bread. Keep it together with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of sandwiches ...

One or Three 60-Minute Specialty Facials at Hair Art & Co (Up to 62% Off)

Facials make you look young again, like the time before wrinkles and tattoos covered your face. Erase signs of aging with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one 60-minute specialty facial (a $75 value) $85 for three...

Vegas Resort + Show at Bally's Las Vegas

Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for Two in a North Tower Deluxe King Room, Sundays through Thursdays ($150) or Fridays and Saturdays ($270) • Two Show Tickets to Jubilee! • $30 Food and Beverage Credit for Bally's Restaurants and ...

Jackson Lake Cottages at Grand Teton Lodge Company

Escape Kit • A Three-Night Stay for Two in a Patio Cottage at Jackson Lake Lodge ($583) • Or, a Three-Night Stay for Two in a Classic Cottage at Jackson Lake Lodge ($793) • Daily Breakfast for Two at the Pioneer Grill • Scenic C...

Dental Exam, Cleaning, and X-Ray at Heartland Dental Care Affiliates

The staff at Feather Touch Dentistry and at Dental Care of Frisco are known for their patience and willingness to answer all your questions -- use this deal for preventative care that'll make you smile: • $45 ($299 value) for a d...

One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes at We Yogis

Classes last an hour at this beautiful Lovers Lane studio, where friendly instructors are on hand to help you learn the art of yoga or perfect your personal practice: • $39 ($95 value) for a month of unlimited yoga classes • $19...

One Half-Day or Full Day of Horseback Camp at Fireside Farm

This stand-out stable is conveniently located in Fairview -- about 30 minutes from Dallas -- and provides top-notch instruction for both beginning and experienced riders ages 5-16: • $37 ($75 value) for a half-day of camp, which ...

Four Private Piano, Voice, or Guitar Lessons at Prestonwood Music Studio

Learn the basics like note reading and keeping rhythm at the Prestonwood Music Studio, voted one of the best places to learn music in the city by Thumbtack.com: • $60 ($120 value) for four 30-minute private piano or voice lesson...

One Month of Unlimited Baby Boot Camp Classes at Baby Boot Camp Plano

Ideal for new moms, these boot camp classes actually encourage you to bring your tot and a stroller along with you to use as you get in a full-body workout right alongside other mommas, too: • $30 ($60 value) for one month of unl...

One-Hour Editorial Glamour Photo Package at Elizabethan Photography

Meet with local photographer Liz Muder to discuss how your personality and style can be best captured in a magazine-worthy, high-end portrait. • $165 ($350 value) for a one-hour editorial glamour photo session • Includes 40-60...

10 Dance Classes or 3 Private Couples' Classes at Dancemasters Studio

Choose from 19 different one-hour dance classes at this Lake Highlands studio, where skilled instructors help students of all skill levels learn to samba, waltz, tango, and more: • $25 ($100 value) for ten dance classes of your c...

Facial or Microdermabrasion with Anti-Aging Mask at The New You Aesthetic Medicine

This luxe Mockingbird Lane spa boasts a chic atmosphere and a knowledgeable staff that fans say "make you feel relaxed and comfortable, whether you are getting a massage or microderm, or a little more of a refresher": • $49 ($135...

Bowling Package with Shoe Rental for One or Up to Four at Brunswick Zone (Up to Half Off)

Utterly useless outside the realm of competitive raccoon tickling, the human thumb would have no conceivable function were it not required to guide a bowling ball to its target. Treat it to a little rabies-free fun with this Groupon...

Dermal-Filler Restylane or Perlane Injections at Total Med Solutions (Up to 53% Off). Three Options Available.

In Hollywood, close-ups are reserved for actors with either striking good looks or rectangular heads with a 1.85:1 aspect ratio. Boost your screen worthiness with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $149 for one half syringe ...

Two Eyebrow Waxes, One Underarm Wax, or One or Two Bikini or Brazilian Waxes at @The Wax Room (Up to 51% Off)

Removing body hair reveals your sleek skin beneath, much as cutting the grass in your yard reveals its sleek skin beneath. Show some skin with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $9 for two eyebrow waxes (an $18 value) $12 for...

Full Set of Mink Eyelash Extensions with Optional Fill at Dermalogic Beauty Bar (Up to 70% Off)

Wearing extensions is a more effective way to add length to lashes than coating them in clumpy mascara or compulsively watering them until they grow. Cultivate a flirtatious wink with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 ...

Two Self-Serve or One Full-Service Sexy Beast Dog-Washing Packages at Dirty Dawgz (Up to 53% Off)

Puritans believed that unclean dogs had unclean souls, meaning they could be traded to the devil in exchange for a new barrel. Keep your dog and your conscience clean with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $18 for two Sexy...

Indian Food at Nandhini (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Indian food comes from a faraway land, just like the fabled Pegasus or anything made of plastic. Take a tasty trip with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of Indian food $40 for $80 worth of Indian food fo...

$30 for Six Open-Play Sessions at Jump!Zone ($60 Value)

Children are full of energy, which is why they love to run around and are often named after local coal plants. Watch little Municipal Plant 7 burn off some steam with this Groupon. $30 for Six Open Play Sessions ($60 Value) This G...

Heart of Texas Arts and Crafts Show at Seasons Events

Everything is bigger in Texas, even the craft shows. With this offer from Seasons Events, pay $10 ($20 value) for four tickets to the Heart of Texas Arts and Crafts Show. Held on Friday and Saturday, June 14 and 15 at the Plano Cent...

Horseback Trail Ride with Steak Dinner for 2 or 4 at Rocking Lazy K Ranch

Because Rocking Lazy K Ranch is a working ranch, you'll be riding horses that normally work cattle -- which means both you and the horses will relish the chance get away from work with this deal: • $89 ($250 value) for a horsebac...

Exterior Cleaning for Ten Ground-Level Windows at ProWash Window Cleaning

ProWash has been in business since 1998, and boasts big-name clients like the Dallas Cowboys and Subway -- so your windowpanes are sure to sparkle: • $37 ($75 value) for exterior cleaning for ten ground-level, standard windows •...

Hardwood Floor Resurfacing at Fabulous Floors

Restore your floors to their original appearance, adding value and beauty to your home, when you let this experienced crew gently buff away minor nicks and scratches: • $125 ($250 value) for hardwood floor resurfacing for up to 2...

Whole-House Air Duct Cleaning at Fresh Air and Carpet Cleaning

Fresh Air Duct Cleaning has been serving the Dallas-Fort Worth area since 1982. Call these experts to come clean the ducts in your house and eliminate up to 95% of irritants in your air system: • $74 ($149 value) for a whole-hous...

Three-Hour or 90-Minute Photo Booth Rental at Pink Shutter Photobooths

This beloved California photo booth company has arrived in Texas to make Dallas-Fort Worth parties even bigger and better: • $398 ($834 value) for a three-hour starter package photo booth rental • $199 ($600 value) for a 90-minu...

$6 for a Movie Ticket and Drink at Venetian Theaters (Up to $13 Value)

A film is the result of hundreds of people working together, from the director overseeing it all to the guy who insults the actors so they can cry realistically. Witness movie magic with this Groupon. $6 for a Movie Package (Up to ...

One or Two 60-Minute Massages at Chirospa in Allen (61% Off)

Getting a massage frees you from persistent pain, just like removing a heart that loves too much. Let it all go with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29.99 for one 60-minute massage (a $75.99 value) $59.99 for two 60-min...

One, Two, or Three 60-Minute Swedish Massages at Seeton Touch Massage (Up to 57% Off)

Massages are recommended because they relieve built-up tension in the body, similar to the way that trap doors relieve built-up holiday shoppers in the mall. Get things flowing with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for...

$99 for Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments at U. Boutique & Med Spa (Up to $1,050 Value)

Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plot lines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Abduct rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known on...

Weight- and Inch-Loss Body Wraps at Wrapped in Wellness (Up to 68% Off). Two Options Available.

The aging process slows down when you get a body wrap, just as the legal process slows down when you shout, "No, Your Honor, you're out of order!" instead of just reading the verdict. Hold wrinkles in contempt with this Groupon. Ch...

Tex-Mex Fare at Margarita Ranch (Half Off). Two Options Available.

When Texas chose to combine its cuisine with Mexico's, it marked the beginning of Tex-Mex fare and signaled the end of being invited to Oklahoma's dinner parties. Savor the results of a contentious culinary union with this Groupon. ...

$99 for a Brazilian Blowout or Brazilian Blowout Zero at Renew Beauty Med Spa ($399 Value)

Like the ocean, hair can be smooth one day, wavy the next, and sometimes needs to be cleansed of its oily surface. Get your unfathomable tresses under control with this Groupon. $99 for a Brazilian Blowout or a Brazilian Blowout Ze...

Thunder on the Mountain featuring Toby Keith, Luke Bryan, and More at Mulberry Mountain on June 6–8 (Up to 51% Off)

Concerts, like dimly lit chandeliers, are more impressive outdoors and are more enchanting when adorned with strategically placed glow sticks. Light up the night with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal General admission to Thunder o...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Casual Italian Dining (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at Mr. Jim's Pizza South Carrollton

Ordering a pizza with a subpar crust is like watching an action movie on mute: what’s the point? Mr. Jim’s knows the best way to a great pizza is start with a foundation of a delicious crust, then add sauce, handfuls of cheese and p...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Authentic Mexican Food (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at Real Maya

Enjoy the majesty and might of Mexico’s delicious cuisine when you step in the doors of the new Real Maya in Richardson. Formerly Mario and Alberto’s, this new name and location still features the same irresistible flavors. Just be ...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Delicious Seafood at Jimmy's Catfish

Avast, landlubbers! Ye have all feasted on the beasts of terra firma for longer than ye should, and the consequences are dire. Your taste buds are caught in the doldrums of the same-old and need to come back to pier! Take off your e...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Tex-Mex, Build Your Bowl Or Burrito (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at Cosa Rica

Tex-Mex has proven to be a much better combination than its previous iterations, Tex-Canadian and Tex-Swede. Cosa Rica celebrates this combination of foods, spices and preparation techniques in an innovative fashion. Come indulge ...

$15 For $30 Worth Of All-American Food (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at Red Line Burgers

As the signature American food, hamburgers are enjoyed at any occasion, although only rarely do they actually sign anything and most often they just get eaten. Put down the pen and scoop up these savings at Red Line Burgers: with ...

$15 For $30 Worth Mediterranean Cuisine at Sanabels Mediterranean Grill & Hookah

Generous plates of Mediterranean food produce full bellies, fridge leftovers, and hiding places for rainy day cash. Fill up on savings at Sanabels Mediterranean Grill & Hookah, where with this DoubleTake Deal, you’ll get $30 worth...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Casual Dining (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at Burger Island

With a democratically pleasing power greater than the electoral college and Ben Franklin combined, nothing speaks to the truth and beauty of America’s freedom than a hot, juicy, handcrafted burger. And Burger Island knows just how t...

One or Three Microdermabrasions or $50 of Makeup at The Center for Breast & Body Contouring

Completely free of crystals or other abrasive particles, a DermaSweep microdermabrasion at The Center for Breast & Body Contouring is one of the quickest and most gentle ways to revitalize skin: • $59 ($125 value) for one Der...

One-Month Smartraining Package at Koko Fit Club

Thanks to the fully automated and customized personal training system at this revolutionary company, you can enjoy exercising with a personal trainer every time you work out: • $29 ($90 value) for a one-month Smartraining package...

$23 for a Water-Park Visit for Two with Combo Meals at Bahama Beach Waterpark (Up to $47.50 Value)

Water parks provide a vision of the future, where all public transportation is tube-based and every street corner is monitored by cheery, domineering parrots. Get a soaking preview of things to come with this Groupon. $23 for a Wat...

60-Minute Swedish Massage or a Couples Massage at Massage 4 Wellness (Up to 51% Off)

Getting a massage is a great way to manage stress and ensure your back isn't covered in scorpions. Clear your mind with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one 60-minute Swedish massage (a $60 value) $59 for one 60-m...

60- or 90-Minute Swedish Massage at Venetian Sun Massage (Up to 53% Off)

Massage brings about a sense of inner peace, much like meditating or imagining a bunch of flowers coming to life and then kissing each other. Feel better with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a 60-minute Swedish m...

$25 for Entry to Tomato Battle at Texas State Fairgrounds on Sunday, May 26, at 1 p.m. ($49.99 Value)

Throwing tomatoes is a universal sign of chagrin, from hecklers pelting bad comedians to gradeschoolers squirting ketchup during wrong words at spelling bees. Launch a meaningful attack with this Groupon. $25 for Tomato-Fight Admis...

$99 for a Two-Hour Ski-Boat Rental from Five Star Boat Club in Rockwall (Up to $299 Value)

Boat captains must master nautical lexicon before sailing the seas to ensure that they can distinguish port, which means left, from starboard, which means launch the vessel into deep space. Count down to a sea launch with this Group...

One or Two Natural Mani-Pedis at SistaSista Nail Spa (Up to 58% Off)

People choose their nail-polish shade based on the season, their outfit, or their need to hide unnoticed inside a berry patch. Find a perfect match with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one natural mani-pedi (a $6...

Four or Six Weekly B12 Injections with Supply of Calorie Cleanse Supplements with Dr. Raul Rodriguez (Up to 83% Off)

Nutritional supplements can help people maximize their workouts, allowing runners to complete the 40-yard dash in only 20 yards. Double-down your fitness efforts with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for four weekly B...

All-Inclusive Dominican Resort at Be Live Grand Marien

The Escape Kit • A Three- ($369), Four- ($525), or Five-Night ($655) Stay for Two in a Superior Deluxe Room • All Inclusive of Meals, Alcoholic and Non-Alcoholic Beverages, Taxes, and Fees • Combine Unlimited Vouchers for an Exte...

$60 for a Hot-Stone Facial and Microdermabrasion at Beauty Herbs and Wellness ($185 Value)

$60 for a Facial and Microdermabrasion ($185 Value) The treatment begins with a gentle peel and a microdermabrasion (a $75 value) to remove dead skin cells, polish the skin, and stimulate the growth of new cells. During the facial ...

Eyelash Extensions with Optional Refill at Dramatic Beauty Care (Up to 79% Off)

Much like the hairs on the head, eyelashes can be curled, dyed, or braided to keep them from blocking your vision. Make an eye-level style statement with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for one set of natural-looking...

$8 for $16 Worth of Puerto Rican Fare at Adobo Puerto Rican Cafe in Irving

Eating authentically prepared food lets you taste the very essence of a country without chewing on its national flag. Salute global cuisine with this Groupon. $8 for $16 Worth of Puerto Rican Fare Guests fill plates with tradition...

Mexican Cuisine and Nonalcoholic Drinks at Ole’s Tex-Mex Restaurant in Coppell (Half Off). Two Options Available.

The right blend of Mexican spices turns meals into fiestas and lures droves of grazing piñatas within the reach of a sturdy broomstick. Enjoy south-of-the-border zest with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options For $10, you ge...

Zoso: A Tribute to Led Zeppelin at House of Blues Dallas on Friday, August 2, at 9 p.m. (Up to 51% Off)

Guitarists often change instruments during concerts for different tunings or because the one they've been using is starting to smell like wet dog. Soak in the sounds with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal $8 for one G-Pass to see Z...

One or Three Men’s Haircut Packages with Option to Add Hot Towel Shav at Razor's Edge Barber Shop (Up to 53% Off)

A dapper gentleman is always the star of such literary classics as The Great Gatsby, Pride and Prejudice, and Calvin and Hobbs. Inspire writers with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for a men’s haircut, shampoo, and ...

$49 for $225 Toward Prescription Eyeglasses and Sunglasses at Pearle Vision

Without glasses, people with bad eyesight could never drive a car or tell the difference between a banana and a disgusting fuzzy banana. Sharpen your senses with this Groupon. $49 for $225 Toward Prescription Eyeglasses and Sunglas...

Cooking Class for One or Two with Chef K. of MyGi's Bakery (Up to 56% Off). 10 Dates Available.

Cooking is a skill everyone should learn, like riding a bike or catching a baby. Start becoming a Renaissance man or woman with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a three-hour Now We're Cookin' cooking class for one...

One or Three 60-Minute Deep-Tissue Massages from GiGi at Downtown Salon Suites (Up to 57% Off)

A sore back is often the result of days spent hunching over keyboards or playing catch with wet bags of flour. Get back in the game with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute deep-tissue massage (up to a ...

Educational Lego Block Summer Classes at Bricks 4 Kidz (Half Off). 16 Options Available.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste, especially since it's literally the only thing separating us from the jellyfish. Exercise your child's mind with this Groupon. Choose from 16 Options $87.50 for a Super Hero Academy camp, vali...

$99 for Thermal-Realignment Treatment with Conditioning, Shampoo, and Styling at Studio 5012 ($250 Value)

Your hair is like the mighty ocean--it can look wavy, it can look choppy, and it will be depressing when it's gone forever. Love your locks with this Groupon. $99 for a Thermal-Realignment Treatment ($250 Value) During the formald...

$7.50 for $15 Worth of Thai Cuisine at Lunch or Dinner at Sawadika Thai Zone

The first European explorers set sail to find new, exotic spices to please their hungry monarchs, but all they discovered were heaps of inedible gold. Broaden your mouth's horizons with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $7...

$10 for $20 Worth of American Food at Hen's Dining and Roosters Too

Tea leaves really come to life when you add hot water, just like steam engines and sea monkeys. Witness a steep transformation with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of American Food Stop in for breakfast and try an omelet ($8.99) o...

Three, Six, or Nine Fencing Classes at Dallas Fencers Club (Up to 59% Off)

Fencing was once commonly learned at an early age, which is why so many octogenarians still settle disputes with games of Rock, Paper, Épée. Celebrate civilized swordplay with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for thr...

Two-Hour Wine-Education Class for 1, 2, or 4 from In Home Wine Tasting 4 You (Half Off)

Identifying different flavor notes in wine is a mark of refinement, like discerning the pedigree of a horse by its taste in jazz. Discern singular vintages with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for a two-hour wine-educ...

3 Hours of Go-Karting & Mini Golf for 2, 4, or 6 or Birthday Bash for up to 16 at Zone Action Park (Up to 57% Off)

In addition to providing recreational enjoyment, riding in go-karts and playing miniature golf are excellent ways to prepare children for a future filled with high-speed car chases and malevolent windmills. Give tykes the tools to s...

Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Rockwall Laser Center (Up to 94% Off)

The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns' jobs. Discover the truth with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $...

$59 for Four Weeks of Boot Camp Training at Dallas Fitness Boot Camps ($177 Value)

Understanding fitness fundamentals is crucial if you want to get in shape or win treadmill-themed rounds at trivia night. The right answer, as always, is this Groupon. $59 for Four Weeks of Boot Camp Training ($177 Value) The indo...

$99 for Two Tickets to The Dinner Detective at Embassy Suites (Up to $180 Value)

Murder-mystery plays are just like police work, except you're paying to do it. Take a bite out of crime with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal $99 for two tickets to The Dinner Detective and two T-shirts (up to a $180 value). Ticke...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Latin & Caribbean Cuisine (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at Casa Vieja Restaurante

Although you may not be aware, your mouth is not only a center for cuisine consumption, but also an arena for lively dancing. Your molars love to mambo, your tongue prefers to tango and your taste buds boogie to bossa nova. Your din...

Cheech and Chong: Ticket Package at Cheech and Chong at Verizon Theatre at Grand Prairie

What happens when you mix timeless music with side-splitting comedy? Find out for yourself with this offer for a ticket package to see Cheech and Chong's "Up In Smoke Tour" at Verizon Theatre at Grand Prairie on Saturday, June 1. He...

She & Him: Ticket Package at She & Him at Verizon Theatre at Grand Prairie

Featuring Zooey Deschanel and M. Ward, indie-pop duo She & Him is one of the genre's most popular acts. Now, you'll catch the group live in concert at Verizon Theatre at Grand Prairie on Saturday, June 15 with this offer. Tourin...

Herbal Facial with Optional Microdermabrasion or Three Herbal Facials at Asha Salon and Spa (Up to 65% Off)

The face is the part of the body people look at the most, unless you have doll heads for hands. Put your best face forward with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for one herbal facial (a $35 value) $39 for an herbal fac...

$25 for $50 Worth of Sushi and Japanese Food at J Sushi Restaurant

Sushi brings together two things commonly thrown at weddings—rice and raw fish. Celebrate a beautiful union with this Groupon. $25 for $50 Worth of Sushi and Japanese Food Sushi chefs craft intricate dishes from a menu of sushi ...

One or Two One-Hour Golf Lessons or Ball-Striking Test and Analysis (at Jeff Isler Golf (Up to 75% Off)

Choose From Three Options $49 for a one-hour lesson (a $175 value) $89 for two one-hour lessons (a $350 value) $35 for a TrackMan Combine Universal Ball-Striking Test and Analysis (a $75 value) A ball-striking test—known profe...

Haircut, Style, and Blowout with Optional Highlights and Conditioning Treatment at Studio 35 (Up to 78% Off)

An occasional trim keeps hair healthy and rosebushes hearty, although gardeners should avoid giving their roses short, unflattering bangs. Let a pro do the pruning with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for a haircut a...

Tapas Meal for Two or Four at The Art of Wine (Up to Half Off)

In tapas-style dining, you share small plates with fellow diners, unlike family-style dining, in which you share a giant spoon with your brothers. Dine in good company with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $14 for a tapas ...

Park City Hotel + Wine at Park City Peaks Hotel

Escape Kit • A One-Night Stay for Two in the Best Available Room • Bottle of Wine or Cider Upon Arrival • Two $15 Gift Certificates for Spa Treatments • Combine Vouchers to Stay Up to Two Nights The Destination Park City, U...

Costa Rican Resort at Hotel Leyenda

The Escape Kit • A Four- ($779), Five- ($879), Six- ($979), or Seven-Night ($1,079) Stay for Two in a Jungle Forest Suite • Welcome Bottle of Wine and Fresh Fruit Upon Arrival • Daily Breakfast and Dinner with Drinks • Choice of...

Bahamas Luxury Resort at Grand Isle Resort & Spa

Escape Kit • A Four-Night ($959) or Six-Night ($1,439) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Garden-View Villa between May 28 and December 20, 2013 • Or, a Four-Night ($1,679) or Six-Night ($2,519) Stay for Up to Four Guests in a Two-Bedr...

All-Inclusive Dominican Resort at Be Live Grand Marien

The Escape Kit • A Three- ($369), Four- ($525), or Five-Night ($655) Stay for Two in a Superior Deluxe Room • All Inclusive of Meals, Alcoholic and Non-Alcoholic Beverages, Taxes, and Fees • Combine Unlimited Vouchers for an Exte...

Two- or Four-Hour Photo Booth Rental with Prints at Hot Dog! Photo Booth

A photo booth rental from Hot Dog! Photo Booth isn't a photo booth at all. It's actually a custom backdrop that fits ten friends and gives you high-quality, color images instantly: • $249 ($500 value) for a two-hour photo booth r...

Dallas Tomato Battle: Admission at Tomato Battle

Tomato, tomahto, potato, potahto -- there's no need to call the whole thing off just because you can't agree. Instead, duke it out in a good old-fashioned food fight at Dallas's famous Tomato Battle. With today's deal, you can make ...

Week of Music Camp at Park Cities School of Music

Once you feed the body, you need music to nourish the soul. Ensure your son or daughter gets his or her fill of the good stuff with this deal from Park Cities School of Music, an elite music education center: • $130 ($265 value) ...

5 or 10 Yoga Classes or One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes at Krama Yoga Center (Up to 79% Off)

Sun salutations keep our solar body from growing angry and burning libelous graffiti on the Hubble telescope. Maintain the cosmic balance with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for 5 yoga classes (a $75 value) $29 for 1...

Rental of One or Two Kayaks or Paddleboards, Tandem Kayak, or Canoe at High Trails Canoe and Kayak Outfitters (Half Off)

Before man conquered his fear of water, he amused himself with dust sports such as pushing boulders off cliffs, wrestling tumbleweeds, and falling in the dust. Frolic through a new element with this Groupon. Choose from Four Option...

Laser Hair Removal on a Small, Medium, or Large Area, or the Whole Body at The Beauty Clinic MedSpa (Up to 77% Off)

After the last ice age, many species adapted by shedding some hair, from the wooly mammoths that became elephants to the wooly tortoises that became rocks. Engineer your own adaptation with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options ...

$15 for the Rockstar Energy Drink Uproar Festival at Gexa Energy Pavilion on August 28 at 2 p.m. (Up to $37.87 Value)

The Deal $15 for one G-Pass to Rockstar Energy Drink Uproar Festival (up to a $37.87 value) When: Wednesday, August 28, at 2 p.m. Where: Gexa Energy Pavilion Section: lawn, general admission lawn Door time: 2 p.m. Ticket values in...

One or Three Photofacials at Pure Day Spa (Up to 83% Off)

Aestheticians know how to remove dead skin without accidentally uncovering your creepy skeleton. Take a little off the top with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for one photofacial (a $400 value) $199 for three photof...

$250 to Spend on Landscaping and Tree Services at Anderton Tree Service

Owner Michael Anderton has more than 20 years of experience with trees and landscaping in the Dallas-Fort Worth area -- trust his team to help make your lawn the best on the block: • $99 for $250 to spend on landscaping and tree ...

Carpet Cleaning in Four or Six Rooms at SOS Air Duct & Carpet Cleaning Services

This bonded and insured, Better Business Bureau-accredited company company with more than 15 years of experience will use nontoxic, biodegradable products when cleaning the carpet in your rooms up to 300 square feet each: • $59...

Cooking & Entertaining Show with Paula Deen! at MetroCooking Dallas

Featuring more than 100 exhibitors, cooking demos, tastings, workshops, and book signings, as well as appearances by some of the culinary world's biggest stars and celebs from The Food Network, MetroCooking Dallas is the place to be...

30-Day Gym Membership Package with Personal Training at Anytime Fitness (Up to 85% Off)

The word “gym” is short for gymnasium, a Latin word meaning "house of the Stairmaster". Learn the language of exercise with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19.99 for a 30-day gym membership, consultation, and two 30...

6 or 12 Lightwave-Therapy Sessions, or One or Two Tattoo-Removal Treatments at Hidden Door Medspa (Up to 84% Off)

Beauty sometimes requires assistance, which is why celebrities have personal stylists and a lot of the most famous constellations are actually CGI. Look like a star with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $59 for 6 Lightwave-...

$48 for a Auto AC Tune-Up at MasterTech Auto ($99 Value)

Regular maintenance extends a vehicle's lifespan, allowing it to see its litter of Mini Coopers grow into Coopers and bear it Grandcoopers. Postpone retirement with this Groupon. $48 for an Auto AC Tune-Up ($99 Value) ASE-certifie...

Hair-Renewal Package with Optional Single-Process Color or Partial or Full Highlights at The Art of Hair (Up to 61% Off)

Having a stylist cut your hair is superior to cutting it yourself because it leaves your hands free to catch falling hair and stuff it in your pockets. Hold onto your looks with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for a ha...

$35 for a 60-Minute Custom Massages at At Peace Floatation & Massage Spa ($85 Value)

Getting a massage is a great way to manage stress and ensure your back isn't covered in scorpions. Clear your mind with this Groupon. $35 for One 60-minute Custom Massage (an $85 value) The massage comes with a discount of 25% off...

One, Two, or Three Triniti Laser Facial Treatments at Oasis Med Spa and Laser Center (Up to 92% Off)

Your face is the first thing people notice about you and the first thing they'll describe to the police after you open all their mail. Make a lasting impression with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for one triniti las...

Hot-Stone or Deep-Tissue Massage Package with Facial for an Individual or a Couple at Spa Synergy (Up to 64% Off)

Stress can make you do things you'll regret, like snapping at someone you love or telling them you wish they weren't your eye doctor. Unwind with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a spa package for one (a $190 total...

One, Two, or Four Lipo-Laser Treatments at Laser Sculpting Center (Up to 76% Off)

Slimming down can help you fit into clothes from your younger days, such as the wedding dress your parents forced you to wear on the first day of preschool. Turn back time with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $89 for one ...

One or Two Custom Spray Tans with Exfoliating Spray and Moisture Lock at Flirty Girl Lash Studio (Up to 59% Off)

Tanning traditionally follows the same rules as barbecue: expose the surface to heat, remember to turn occasionally, and stop when you smell burning. Spray on some heat-free color with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25...

Three or Four 15-Minute Laser Spider-Vein Removal Treatments at Silk Skin Laser Center (Up to 79% Off)

Before being discovered by med spas, lasers were used exclusively for slicing turkeys during space Thanksgiving. Give thanks for lasers with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for three 15-minute laser spider-vein remov...

One or Three $50 Vouchers for Chinese Cuisine at May Dragon (Half Off)

The best part about eating Chinese fare is the confidence that comes when more than one billion people tacitly support your culinary decision. Eat with the in crowd with this Groupon. Choose between Two Options $25 for $50 worth ...

$39 for 10 Dance Classes at The Dance Place ($150 Value)

Moving one's body to the rhythm of music is a natural human instinct, just like running toward the sound of lightning. Move with this Groupon. $39 for 10 Dance Classes ($150 Value) Dancers learn the basics of their chosen dance, i...

Five Infrared-Sauna Sessions, Six Drop-In Classes, or Both at MoveStudio (Up to 59% Off)

"Losing weight" and "feeling great" have rhymed ever since Congress ordered them to with the Make Life More Perfect Act of 1927. Everything fits with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for five infrared-sauna sessions (a...

One or Three OPI Gel Manicures at Reflexions Spa (Up to 51% Off)

Manicures are useful because they decorate the most disgusting, vile part of the body—the hand. Make your hands bearable with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for one OPI gel manicure (a $40 value) $59 for three OPI...

Full Window Tinting for One or Two Cars or SUVs at Custom Car Stereo & Tint (Up to 55% Off)

Tinted windows prevent bright sunlight from damaging your car's upholstery and pale moonlight from making you fall in love with your steering column. Avoid glares with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $139 for a full wind...

$49 for $250 Towards Frames and Prescription Lenses at Modern Family Vision

Your eyes are the first thing people see when they look at you, just as your nose is the first thing they sniff. Pass inspection with this Groupon. $49 for $250 Towards Frames and Prescription Lenses The shop’s thousands of fram...

"The Dreamers: A Bloodline": Tickets at Cara Mía Theatre Co.

Based on a year and a half of extensive research and interviews with immigrants living in the Dallas-Fort Worth region, the talented artists and writers at Cara Mía Theatre Co. wrote "The Dreamers: A Bloodline." This brand-new work ...

5 or 10 Kettlebell, Yoga, or Krav-Maga Classes at Crucible Krav Maga (Up to 81% Off)

Like a man handing out coupons on a street corner, calories often disguise themselves as delicious food to get close to you. Burn off some sneaky stowaways with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for 5 kettlebell, yoga,...

Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Novopelle (Up to 68% Off)

Lasers control hair growth without the need for primitive tactics such as shaving, waxing, or screaming at the hairs until they fall out. Save your voice with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for six laser hair-removal...

One or Three Microcurrent Facials at Shangri-la Medispa (Up to 75% Off)

It's nice to look younger, mostly because then you're allowed to post your macaroni art on the fridge. Bask in the compliments with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for one microcurrent facial (a $200 value) $149 for...

6 or 12 Lipo B Shots with Body Scan at Texas Anti-Aging Medicine Institute (Up to 84% Off)

It takes more to lose weight than swearing off escalators or swearing at burgers until they quit hanging out in your mouth. Shape up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 6 Lipo B injections and one full-body scan...

One Week of Kids' Painting Summer Camp at Pintapaint (Half Off). 10 Sessions Available.

Summer camp is the birthplace of s'mores, sing-alongs, and adults who totally don't mind being called by their first names. Have supervised fun with this Groupon. $129 for One Week of Painting Summer Camp ($260 Value) Choose from ...

$69 for Teeth Whitening, Exam, and X-rays at Dental Attraction Center ($451 Value)

A bright smile sends a message to others, such as "I care about dental hygiene" or "Look at my teeth--I didn't eat your jelly." Say it with a smile, thanks to this Groupon. $69 for Teeth Whitening Package ($451 Value) Opalescence...

Five-Day Kids' Summer Photography Camp for One or Two Kids at Beaux Arts Photography (Half Off)

Children can reveal an artistic temperament at a young age by spattering ice cream on white tablecloths and denying that a pacifier is a pacifier. Encourage an early brush with greatness with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Option...

$10 for $20 Worth of Monogramming at Tees into Treasures by Mominizer

A monogram can personalize an article of clothing and put an end to strangers calling you Tiny Polo Horse. Clarify your identity with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Monogramming Custom monograms start at $5 for a single initia...

$69 for a Mother's Day Spa Package with Organic Facial and Exfoliating Body Scrub at Spa Apothecary ($249 Value)

True happiness comes from finding beauty everywhere you look, especially in mirrors. Like what you see with this Groupon. $69 for a Mother's Day Spa Package ($249 Value) 50-minute custom organic facial (a $150 value) 25-minute tr...

Parent’s Night Out Pass for Supervised Play for One Child or Two Siblings at Win Kids (Up to 53% Off)

Playdates are the best way to give kids a taste of freedom without having them lick the Liberty Bell. Ring in fun with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for a Parent’s Night Out pass for one child (a $25 value) $19 f...

$149 for 75 Units of Dysport at Clear Allergy Immunology Center ($337.50 Value)

Adults say that youth is wasted on the young, while kids argue that the ability to take out your teeth is wasted on the old. Baby your face with this Groupon. $149 for 75 Units of Dysport ($337.50 Value) A board-certified physicia...

$59 for a Three-Hour Trail Ride with Brisket or Baby-Back-Ribs Dinner from Sleepy Sheep Ranch ($170 Value)

Being able to ride a horse was a necessary life skill in the 19th century, just like making your own preserves or sending emoticons in telegrams. Learn a lost art with this Groupon. $59 for a Three-Hour Trail Ride with Smoked-Brisk...

Tamale or Fajita Party Platter for 10 or 20 People for Takeout from La Popular Tamale House (45% Off)

Some say wrapped cuisine is superior to a plated meal because you can eat it with your hands and more easily stash it in pants pockets. Enjoy a convenient treat with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a party platte...

One, Two, or Three Facials at Urban Skin Care Dallas (Up to 61% Off)

Like wedding dresses, faces need to be cleansed, preserved, and vacuum sealed to keep them new. Care for faces the right way with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one facial (an $85 value) $69 for two facials (a $1...

Two Hours of Bowling for 5 or 10 with Shoe Rentals at Plano Super Bowl (Up to 66% Off)

Bowling is a model for interpersonal relationships—the ball is your scream and the pins are other people's opinions. Make a striking statement with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a bowling package for up to 5 (...

One or Two Months of Unlimited Yoga Classes or 10 Yoga Classes at Dallas Yoga Center (Up to 84% Off)

Sometimes our dreams are within reach, but more often, they are on the highest of high shelves, beside the BB gun and the cupcakes "for tomorrow." Reach that inner shelf with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for one mo...

$500 or $1,000 to Spend on Auto Hail Damage Repair at National Dent Direct

This trusted company has a convenient location in Lewisville -- but to make things easier on you, they'll pick up your car from anywhere in Dallas-Fort Worth at no additional charge: • $50 for $500 to spend on auto hail damage re...

$200 Toward Catering or $20 Toward Lunch at Chef Carlos on the Square

Make your next occasion more memorable with fine fare from chef Carlos Whitfield, who brings 20 years of experience to his location in Lancaster's historic town square: • $100 for $200 to spend on catering • $10 for $20 to spend...

Two or Four 60- or 90-Minute Massages at A Feel Good Experience Spa (Up to 51% Off)

Like portrait painting, massage demands skillful hands, bold strokes, and a model who can sit still. Become a human canvas with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $85 for two 60-minute massages (a $170 value) $99 for two 90-m...

60-Minute Medical Massage with Option for Two Spinal-Decompression Treatments at Tree of Life Massage (Up to 82% Off)

Having sore muscles, like wearing a suit of armor or signing a five-year lease, makes it difficult to move. Evict bodily stress with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 60-minute medical massage (a $78 value) $49...

One or Two Dozen Cupcakes or One Dozen Rum Balls at A&J Bakery (Up to 55% Off)

Though less devastating than banana-cream pies, cupcakes still provide effective suppressive fire during fancy dinner-party food fights attended by Larry, Curly, and/or Moe. Lock and load with this Groupon. Choose from Three Option...

Full Set of Eyelash Extensions with Up to 45 or 60 Lashes Per Eye at The Lash Lounge (Up to 56% Off)

Eyelashes are extremely sensitive, allowing them to shield your eyes against the smallest mote of dust or the most carelessly fired human cannonball. Pump up your ocular security systems with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Option...

$15 for Three Groupons, Each Good for $10 Worth of Frozen Yogurt at FruitiYogi ($30 Total Value)

Frozen yogurt has become increasingly popular with kids, much like having a lousy attitude. Seem cool with this Groupon. $15 for Three Groupons, Each Good for $10 Worth of Frozen Yogurt ($30 Total Value) FruitiYogi's rotating sele...

Two Weeks, One Month, or Two Months of Unlimited Boxing Fitness Classes at Denton Boxing Club (Up to 78% Off)

Bodybuilders often say "no pain, no gain," which is why so many of them start their workouts by crashing through a window at the gym. Feel it all over with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for two weeks of unlimited bo...

One, Two, or Three Organic Spray Tans at Sunn Du (Up to 61% Off)

Spray tanning gives your skin a sun-kissed glow, so that your coworkers will think you went on vacation and not that you were just crying in the storage closet for a week. Trick 'em all with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options ...

One Syringe of Perlane or a Liquid Facelift with Perlane and Dysport at Advanced Skin Fitness (Up to 47% Off)

Choose Between Two Options $299 for one syringe of Perlane (a $550 value) $449 for a liquid facelift (an $850 total value) One syringe of Perlane (a $550 value) 60 units of Dysport (a $300 value) Injections of Perlane dermal ...

60- or 90-Minute Massage with Consultation or Chiropractic Exam at Myotherapy Treatment Centers (Up to 68% Off)

Getting massages is a healthy practice, unlike alphabetizing your flaws in a filing cabinet labeled "Shame Box." Adopt a good habit with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options: $39 for a 60-minute massage with a complimentary c...

$15 for $30 Worth of Sushi and Asian Fusion Cuisine at Sushi Fugu

A well-rolled piece of sushi won't fall apart when you try to pick it up, unlike the pile of leaves you briefly thought was a baby. Keep it together with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Japanese and Asian Fusion Cuisine The din...

10 or 20 Skin-Firming LightWave Treatments at Lipo Xpress (Up to 72% Off)

A med-spa treatment is just the first step on a path toward renewal—the next is reenacting your own birth in front of your family. Get a fresh start with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for 10 skin-firming LightWav...

Healthy Prepared Meals from Pure Plates Inspired Eating (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Part of eating healthy is knowing which foods to avoid, such as anything deep-fried or anything served to you by an adult in costume. Eat smart with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of prepared meals $2...

Mediterranean Fare at Cafe Izmir (Half Off). Two Options Available.

The Mediterranean Sea shaped some of the Old World's most successful civilizations, whose citizens gathered by its shores waiting for the falafel, tapas, and wine growing on the sea floor to wash up on the beach. Procure a similarly...

5, 10, or 20 Days of Doggy Daycare at Man's Best Friend (Up to 57% Off)

Owning a pet can be expensive due to the costs of food, toys, and bills for phone calls above the range of human hearing. Save a bone with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39.99 for 5 days of doggy daycare (an $85 value) ...

Four-Day Children's Dance Camp for One or Two at Pure Movement Dance and Fitness (Up to 53% Off)

Without exercise, children will never build the strength to cut their own sandwich crusts or throw each other onto the roof to retrieve their frisbees. Foster childhood vigor with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for ...

Three Eyebrow-Threading Sessions with Option for Lash or Brow Tinting at Celebrity Spa & Laser Center (Up to 78% Off)

Removing body hair reveals your sleek skin beneath, much as cutting the grass in your yard reveals its sleek skin beneath. Show some skin with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for three eyebrow-threading sessions (a $...

Dental Exam, X-Rays, and Cleaning, with Optional Tooth-Colored Filling at Las Colinas Dental Care (Up to 91% Off)

You only get one set of adult teeth, which is why it's so important to keep them in a safe between dental visits. Unlock the secrets of oral health with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a dental exam, x-rays, and ...

$10 for $20 Worth of Italian Fare at Salerno’s Restaurant

Eating Italian cuisine was once considered exotic, but is now a mainstay of American culture, much like digging your own backyard Grand Canyon. Dig in with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Italian Fare Diners feast from a menu o...

Aromatherapy Massage with Salt and Body-Glow Treatment and Option for Reflexology at Massage by Judy (Up to 60% Off)

Massages can keep your muscles relaxed and stress levels so low that you can catch an arrow in your hands, assuming the arrow is gently tossed to you. Get zen with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89 for a 60-minute massa...

90-Minute Swedish-Massage Package at Pamper Me Spa (Up to 67% Off)

Chronic back pain can make it hard to perform vital work functions, such as fixing a printer or hauling a sack of money to the agreed-upon warehouse. Get the job done with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for a 90-min...

$59 for an Infrared Body Wrap and Colon Hydrotherapy Session at Intrinsic Wellness Center ($160 Value)

Similar to old pennies, environmental toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Feel good head to tails with this Groupon. $59 for an Infrared Body Wrap and Colon-Hydrotherapy Se...

$16 for a Texas Revolution Indoor Football Game at Allen Event Center ($33.31 Value). Four Games Available.

"Bone crushing" is often used to describe hard football hits or those machines that make baking flour out of chicken bones. This GrouponLive deal is a hit. The Deal $16 for one ticket to see the Texas Revolution (a $33.31 value) ...

$29 for 5K Obstacle-Course Race Entry from Mud Factor on Saturday, September 7 ($65 Value)

Obstacle courses are metaphors for life's trials—tall walls represent unaccomplished goals, narrow bridges represent the fear of failure, and mud pits represent the daily grind at the mud-pie factory. Conquer what holds you back w...

$59 for The Royal Back Treatment with Eucalyptus-Infused Scrub and Deep-Tissue Massage at A Royal Touch ($135 Value)

Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon. $59 for the Royal Back Treatment ($...

Women's Haircut and Deep-Conditioning Treatment from Tiffany Paden at Salon Elite (Up to 58% Off)

Hair grows on its own, much like weeds and the late fees from keeping Terminator 2 past its due date in 1995. Stop the inevitable with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for a women's haircut (a $30 value) $25 for a...

90-Minute Guided Segway Tour for One, Two, or Four from Segway Fort Worth (Up to 56% Off)

Getting around a city on foot can be challenging, especially if you have a bad sense of direction or you're carrying a 6-foot party sub horizontally. Navigate effortlessly with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $32 for a gu...

Water-Park Entry and Hot Dogs, French Fries, and Souvenir Cups for Two, Four, or Six at Wet Zone (Up to Half Off)

Every water-park ride is actually another guess by scientists as to what it would be like to live inside a wet tornado. Take a spin with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for a water-park package for two (up to a $40 tot...

Laser Tattoo Removal for 3-, 6-, or 12-Square-Inch Area at Derma-Aesthetic Laser and Electrolysis Center (Up to 75% Off)

Tattoos, like recurring nightmares or the squirrel infestation that inspired them, do not go away of their own accord. Foresee a tattoo-free tomorrow with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for six laser tattoo-removal t...

One, Two, or Three Fractional Nonsurgical-Eyelift Treatments at U. Boutique & Med Spa (Up to 67% Off)

Human beings are hardwired to see faces on everyday objects, such as cars, electric outlets, and bathroom mirrors. Help your face stand out with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $299 for one fractional nonsurgical-eyelift ...

$39 for One-Hour Boudoir Photo Shoot with One Print and 50 Images on CD at Charlie's Angels Photography ($300 Value)

Before cameras, people seeking to leave a legacy could only hope to secure their place in future textbooks by poisoning the emperor. Avoid being a mere footnote with this Groupon. $39 for a Boudoir Photo-Shoot Package ($300 Value) ...

$10 for $20 Worth of Mexican Cuisine for Two at Petra

Like a stock photo of a guy with a loosened tie, a frosty margarita encapsulates everyone's idea of a good time. Let the good times roll with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Mexican Cuisine for Two The menu includes beef-tende...

$15 For $30 Worth Of Mexican & Mediterranean Cuisine (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$15 Certificates) at SOFRA GRILL

Tired of trying to find a unique place for dinner? Don’t look any further than Sofra Grill, where you can enjoy fabulous fusion cuisine, prepared with authentic and exciting recipes. With this DoubleTake Deal, you’ll enjoy $15 wor...

$49 for an In-Office Teeth-Whitening Treatment at Perfect Ten Cosmetic Teeth Whitening ($99 Value)

A healthy smile makes a good first impression, whether you’re answering questions at a job interview or peering over the edge of your new cellmate's bunk bed. Keep on grinning with this Groupon. $49 for an In-Office Teeth-Whiteni...

60- or 90-Minute Swedish, Deep-Tissue, or Trigger-Point Massage at Myokneads (Up to 55% Off)

Massage therapists are known for their strong hands, which means that the best way to find one is to follow a trail of open pickle jars. Find a helping hand with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for a 60-minute Swedis...

One Week of Kids' Summer Camp for One or Two, or Birthday Party for Up to 20 at Bounce Town (Up to 51% Off)

The pillowy nature of a bounce castle reminds kids that they are in a safe place and not in an actual castle, where they'd likely be traded for bread. Have feudal fun with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $55 for one week ...

Six B12 Injections or a Six-Week Weight-Loss Program for One or Two at MedPoint Clinic (Up to 87% Off)

Losing weight can be life altering, especially when you consider that your dog may no longer recognize and love you. Become a new you with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for six B12 injections (a $150 value) $99 for ...

Full Set of Minkys Eyelash Extensions with Optional Fill at Bella Tula Salon (Up to 61% Off)

The wink is a non-verbal signal that cross language barriers, like the handshake or the awkwardly long hug. Send the right message with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a full set of Minkys eyelash extensions (a $...

$30 for Three Vouchers, Each Valid for $20 Worth of American Food and Drinks at Pop Diner ($60 Value)

Diners often immerse customers in classic Americana, with burgers and milk shakes on the menu and recordings of presidential addresses on the jukebox. Ask what you can do for your taste buds with this Groupon. $30 for Three Voucher...

$34.99 for a Haircut and Style with Full Makeup Application at Hello Gorgeous ($105 Value)

Getting your hair styled can turn any day into a special occasion and any hat into a useless oven mitt. Find a fresh look with this Groupon. $34.99 for a Haircut and Style with Full Makeup Application ($105 Value) Stylists trim, s...

Haircut, Conditioning Treatment, and Blow-Dry with Options for Partial or Full Highlights at Salon Belle (Up to 63% Off)

Getting a good haircut saves you the trouble of laboriously photoshopping nicer bangs onto your head in every known photo of yourself. Save time with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for a haircut with shampoo, conditi...

Ten CrossFit Classes or One or Three Months of Unlimited Classes at EnduraSys Strength Training (Up to 77% Off)

Exercising on your own can feel lonely, especially when you jog by a fitness class where everyone is marrying one another. Vow to stay fit with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for ten CrossFit classes (a $100 value) $...

$39 for One-Hour On-Location Mommy and Me Photo Shoot with Digital Images from Bobby Cornelius Photography ($220 Value)

Giving someone your photo is a great way to help that person remember you, especially if you don't have time to knit a sweater from your own hair. Don't let them forget you with this Groupon. $39 for One-Hour On-Location Mommy and ...

$13 for Ice Skating for Two with Skate Rental at Polar Ice House (Up to $26 Value)

The frictionless thrill of ice skating is what people seek whenever they skid across linoleum in socks or dive down the county fair's butter slides. Don't let anything slow you down with this Groupon. $13 for Ice Skating for Two (U...

$10 for $20 Toward Pottery Painting or Throwing at Paint 'n Party Family Art Studio

Besides using a pottery wheel, the easiest way to manipulate clay is to threaten to rebury it in the dark, sandy hole where you found it. Turn clay to putty in your hands with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Toward Pottery Painting or Th...

One or Three Express Manicures and Pedicures at The Tower Spa (Up to 56% Off)

A manicure is perfect for when you want to pamper yourself or pretend you weren’t involved in a poorly reviewed puppet show. Give this Groupon two thumbs up. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one express manicure and pedicure...

$55 for 60-Minute Massage and Spa Pedicure at Pure Vida Spa ($115 Value)

Getting a massage when your muscles ache is a no-brainer, like signing a guy named Michael Bestseller to a publishing contract. You can't go wrong with this Groupon. $55 for a 60-Minute Massage and Spa Pedicure (a $115 Value) Duri...

10 or 20 CrossFit Classes at Mean Green CrossFit

CrossFit workouts are known for being intense yet rewarding, much like puberty. Reach a new stage of fitness with this Groupon. Choose from Two Options $35 for 10 CrossFit classes (a $200 value) $70 for 20 CrossFit classes (a $40...

5, 10, or 20 Barre Fitness Classes at Pure Barre Arlington (Up to 74% Off)

Dancers achieve toned muscles through discipline and regular exercise, while mimes achieve them by running on invisible treadmills. Glide through a graceful workout with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $30 for 5 Pure Barr...

Laminate Flooring and Installation at Furniture 'N' Floors

Get advice from a pro, choose from a variety of samples, and instantly improve the look of your home with up to 150 square feet of new flooring: • $350 ($700 value) for laminate flooring and installation • Increase the value of...

Vent Cleaning Package at National Duct Cleaning Services

After cleaning vents in more than 50,000 houses, the certified professionals at National Duct Cleaning Services are ready to tackle your abode. They'll travel within 70 miles of Dallas to help ensure your entire system runs smoothly...

Basic or Complete Chimney Maintenance Package at Tyco Roofing

Just because your roof isn't leaking doesn't mean it's not damaged. The A-plus rated techs of Tyco Roofing will inspect your roof and even provide you pictures of any issues when you use this deal: • $475 ($950 value) for a basic...

One Hour of Moving Services with 2-Man Crew at Dallas Express Movers

With past clients saying "'moving made easy' should be their motto," and "it was the easiest move I've ever experienced in my life," trust Dallas Express Movers to make your next move seamless: • $44 ($89 value) for one hour of m...

Posh Bridal Show: Tickets at Posh Bridal Shows

Planning for your big day can be a big chore -- make the task more manageable when you say "I do" to this offer for tickets to a Posh Bridal Show. Use your tickets to attend a show at the Cendera Center in Fort Worth on Sunday, May ...

Sushi and Japanese Cuisine at Fin Sushi & Sake Bar (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Like the earth, sushi consists of layers and was apparently invented by someone who really liked the ocean. Explore waves of flavor with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for $50 worth of sushi and Japanese cuisine $50...

$59 for 4-Week Boot Camp at Transformation Boot Camp ($179 Value). Eighteen Locations Available.

Dumbbells aren't necessary to forge ripped biceps, as evidenced by the muscles Sylvester Stallone formed while throwing refrigerators at his stove. Flex your might with this Groupon. $59 for a 4-Week Boot Camp ($179 Value) Coaches...

One or Two 50-Minute Custom Facials at Rubyz Day Spa (Up to 66% Off)

Before spas, tension knotted muscles until their owners woke up to find they had transformed into a ball of tangled yarn overnight. Avoid fibrous transmogrification with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 50-min...

Two One-Hour Jump Passes or Four Two-Hour Jump Passes at Elevate Trampoline Park in McKinney (Up to 67% Off)

Without trips to trampoline jump centers, the most exciting thing to happen to most families would be the periodic elections to determine who gets to be Dad that week. Shake things up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...

$5 for Kids Outing with Rides and Access to Play Areas at Indoor Safari Park ($9.99 Value)

Because children shape the future, exposure to jungle gyms ensures that kids will grow up to invent giant slide highways to commute to their jobs at the ball pit. Teach the future about fun with this Groupon. $5 for One Safari Play...

$25 for $50 Worth of Asian-Fusion and Korean Cuisine at Bull Asian Fusion Bistro

Human taste buds go into hibernation if they get bored, much like bears who don't have Xbox. Stimulate your senses with this Groupon $25 for $50 Worth of Asian-Fusion and Korean Cuisine The menu includes pan-Asian dishes such as t...

One or Two i-Lipo Laser Treatments at Universal Body Image and Laser Center (Up to 61% Off)

Light is actually a spectrum of colors, each with its own healing properties—red tackles wrinkles, blue zaps blemishes, and indigo tries to convince everyone it's a real color. Get illuminated with this laser-light Groupon. Choos...

One or Two Organic Spray Tans and Optional Body Scrubs at The Studio at Rockwall Spa and Makeup Artistry (Up to 72% Off)

A spray tan keeps people from discovering that you've spent the entire summer in the basement finding the courage to love again. Get a healthy glow with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $15 for one custom organic spray tan ...

Margarita Foot-Spa Package with Soak, Massage, and Reflexology for One or Two at The Barefoot Lounge (Up to 59% Off)

Feet support the weight of our bodies all day, asking only that they be clothed in clean socks and sometimes dipped into a bowl of ice cream. Give your feet the thanks they deserve with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35...

$19 for a 30-Minute In-Studio Portrait Session with Prints at Studio One to One Photography ($259.65 Value)

A skilled photographer captures a subject's sense of wonder, such as when a baby discovers a flying butterfly or when a baby discovers flying. Document developmental milestones with this Groupon. $19 for a Photography Package ($259...

Three or Five TRX Suspension Training Sessions or a Month of Unlimited Sessions at Fitness With Insight (Up to 61% Off)

Choose from Three Options $29 for three TRX suspension training classes (a $75 value) $49 for five TRX suspension training classes (a $95 value) $95 for one TRX month of unlimited suspension training classes (a $195 value) Exper...

Facial and Body Wrap for One or Two at Feel Good Therapy (Up to 62% Off)

Similar to old pennies, environmental toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Feel good head to tails with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a facial and body ...

Soccer or Dodgeball at Birthday Party, or Five or Ten Open Play Sessions at Kick-em Training Facility (Up to 52% Off)

Choose From Three Options $12 for five open play sessions (up to a $25 value) $24 for 10 open play sessions (up to a $50 value) $75 for a birthday party package (a $150 value) For open play session options, customers will receiv...

Standup-Paddleboard Yoga Class for One, Two, or Three from Float On Yoga (Up to 54% Off)

A paddleboard lets humans experience the buoyancy formerly known only to bobbing apples and inflatable witches. Let your fledglings float with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for an up to two-hour standup-paddleboard ...

Eight Fitness Classes at Choice Training Group Fitness (Up to 75% Off). Three Classes Available.

Earth, an alluring enigma, is balanced in the void of space on two poles over which it sensuously spins and ineffably shimmies. Harness the power of your polarity with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a punch card ...

One or Two Triniti Skin Series Facial Treatments at Serena Medspa (Up to 75% Off)

Getting a facial can make you look young again, much like asking the bartender to refill your sippy cup. Cheers to youth with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $149 for one Triniti skin series treatment (a $500 value) $249...

Haircut with Conditioning or Partial Highlights at Curl Up & Dye Hair Studio by Lauryn & Felisia (Up to 54% Off)

Getting a new hairstyle can make you feel like a new person, much like buying a new coat or infiltrating another family. Change things up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a haircut (a $50 value) $39 for a hair...

Keratin Express Treatment with Option for Haircut at Colourful Creations Hair Studio (Up to 52% Off)

Some things never stop growing, including hair and the enormous man the government hid beneath Yellowstone all those years ago. Keep the situation under control with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $75 for a keratin expr...

Museum of Biblical Art Visit for Two, Four, or Six (Up to Half Off)

Subtlety is a hallmark of brilliant art, whether it's the hint of a smile on the Mona Lisa or the cow on a motorcycle in the background of American Gothic. Dive into the details with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $12 fo...

Swedish Massage with Optional Facial at A Hawaiian Touch Natural Healing Center and Spa Inc. (Up to 62% Off)

Massage brings about a sense of inner peace, much like meditating or imagining a bunch of flowers coming to life and then kissing each other. Feel better with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for a massage package (a $...

Custom Eyebrow Shaping with Options for Tint and Take-Home Cosmetics at Lashes, Brows & Lips (Up to 63% Off)

The shape of your eyebrows can quickly convey emotions, such as raised brows to show surprise, and missing eyebrows to show you don't have emotions. Feel beautiful with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for a custom eye...

One or Three Anti-Aging Facials, Nonsurgical Face-Lifts, and Eye Treatments at Great Skin Spa & Skincare (Up to 85% Off)

Minimizing the appearance of wrinkles gives a youthful appearance, allowing 30-somethings to pass as 20-somethings and raisins to pass as jellybeans. Deceive the calendar and checkout counter with this Groupon. Choose Between Two O...

Haircut, Conditioning, and Style with Optional Highlights or Touchup Color at Capelli Salon Dallas (Up to 65% Off)

Unlike a chameleon, hair does not naturally change color or fight you when you try to put a satin bow on it before taking its picture. Blend in or stand out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for a haircut, deep-co...

$35 for Six Self-Serve Dog Baths with Supplies at Urban Dogg ($77.70 Value)

Dogs are considered man's best friend because unlike with human friends, you can force them to be groomed against their will. Make over your mutt with this Groupon. $35 for Six Self-Serve Dog Baths ($77.70 Value) Owners bathe thei...

Men's Haircut or Signature Grooming Package at Hair In Your Face (Up to 60% Off)

Men's hairstyles have always reflected the politics of their era—crewcuts embodied the conservatism of the 1950s and shoulder-length locks reflected Nixon's 1972 "Longer Ain't Wronger" reelection campaign. Be in the hair and now w...

$39 for a One-Year Membership and One Box of Assorted Organic Produce from Johnson's Backyard Garden ($84 Value)

Everyone should have access to healthy, nutritious food, even babies, who feed mostly on sunlight. Baby your body with this Groupon. $39 for One-Year Membership and One Box of Assorted Produce ($84 Total Value) Membership includes...

3, 6, or 12 Car Washes at Laserwash of Euless (Up to 55% Off)

Your car should only be dirty if you’re taking it off-roading, or trying to hide it in the woods for a while. Keep it clean with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for 3 Best of the Best car washes (a $30 value) $25 fo...

One, Two, or Three Months of Unlimited Classes at Dynamic Yoga 4 Love (Up to 67% Off)

When The Beatles returned from India, they brought with them tranquility, sitars, and the ability to stretch their hair past their shoulders. Reach here, there, and everywhere with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for ...

Texas Revolution: Pro Indoor Football Tickets at Texas Revolution

Shake up the old football routine with this offer to watch the Texas Revolution play professional arena football at the Allen Event Center. Choose from three ticket packages for these upcoming games: April 20 versus the Nebraska Dan...

Regular Mani-Pedi or Shellac Mani-Pedi or Manicure at Pampering with Elegance Nail Spa (Up to 53% Off)

Your fingernails are often what people first notice when you shake their hand or claw your way out of their birthday cake. Make a first impression with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for a mani-pedi (a $75 value) $4...

American Food for Dinner or Lunch at The Nodding Donkey (Up to 52% Off)

The hamburger, America's national meal, has always been served during Independence Day cookouts and the competitive-eating portion of presidential debates. Eat like Ike with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 wo...

Hot-Stone Massage, or Deep-Tissue Massage with Option for Facial at Touch of Pure Joy Massage & Day Spa (Up to 59% Off)

Muscles, like holiday lights, can easily get in knots but garner lots of attention when displayed at parties. Put a twinkle in their eye with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for one 60-minute deep-tissue massage (a $7...

Consultation and Up to 20 or 40 Units of Botox or Xeomin at Shangri-la Medispa (Up to 63% Off)

Wrinkles appear based on how frequently people have smiled, especially if it was directly at the sun. Reverse the damage with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $149 for a consultation and injection of up to 20 units of Bot...

$25 for 25 Yoga Classes at Authentic Yoga Life ($285 Value)

Sweating is your body’s natural way of shedding toxins, staying cool, and tricking friendly farmers into giving you lemonade. Perspire convincingly with this Groupon.  $25 for 25 Classes ($285 Value) Authentic Yoga Life offers ...

One or Three Microdermabrasion Treatments with Mini Facials at Dr. Nancy's Day Spa (Up to 57% Off)

Undergoing microdermabrasion, like polishing pennies, reveals gleaming faces by wiping away impurities and scratching off replicas of Lincoln's beard. All the day you'll have good looks with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options...

Art or Music Lessons or Day Camp at Promethean Studios (Up to 59% Off). Six Options Available.

Art classes stimulate children's imaginations, allowing them to believe in fantastical ideas such as Santa Claus, objective truth, or frosting as a valid dinner. Encourage flights of fancy with this Groupon. Choose from Six Options...

American Bistro Cuisine for Dinner or Lunch at State and Allen (Up to 52% Off)

People love eating at restaurants because the food is as delicious as a home-cooked meal, but you don't have to eat at a table with your 14 strong, hungry teenage brothers. Get some eating room with this Groupon. Choose Between Two...

$15 for $30 Worth of Greek Food for Dinner at Stratos Greek Taverna

Eating international fare at a local restaurant bypasses many transatlantic travel woes, such as jet lag and oar splinters. Stamp your palate's passport with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Greek Food for Dinner The dinner menu...

Chemical Peel and Microdermabrasion Treatment at Beaus Clinical Skin Care (Up to 84% Off). Three Options Available.

Humans are obsessed with their own faces, which is why four different presidents carved themselves into a mountain. Flaunt your façade with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a 60-minute chemical peel or a 45-minute...

Three or Five Shellac Manicures at Mina’s Salon (Up to 58% Off)

Mind and body operate in tandem, which is why stress causes headaches and slamming your hand in the door makes you forget math. Restore your faculties with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $55 for three Shellac manicures ...

$19 for an Outdoor Photo Shoot with Prints and E-view CD from Portrait Scene ($218 Value)

Photographs make it easy to remember what your loved ones look like and save you the trouble of painting them each night while they sleep. Get some much-needed rest with this Groupon. $19 for an Outdoor Photo-Shoot Package ($218 T...

20 Batting-Cage Tokens or 30-Minute Cage Rental with 5 Tokens at Centerfield Baseball & Softball Academy (Half Off)

Statistics help fans analyze a baseball player's career, from quantifying a slugger's batting average to measuring a right fielder's apathy. See numbers come to life with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for 20 battin...

One or Three Brazilian Waxes at Mashy’s Salon (Up to 75% Off)

Waxing is a good way to make your legs feel like two smooth baby dolphins. Turn heads at the beach with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $27 for one Brazilian wax (a $100 value) $75 for three Brazilian waxes (a $300 value...

10 or 15 Yoga or Ballet Classes at Pure Movement Dance and Fitness (Up to 66% Off)

Yoga poses evoke the bold stance of a warrior, the deep stretch of a dog, and the silent loitering of a mountain. Pose majestically with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 10 yoga or adult ballet classes ($85 value)...

8 or 12 Visits or All-Day Bounce-House Play for 4 or 6 at Royal Jump! (Up to 62% Off)

With the cost of helium steadily rising, it's no longer fiscally responsible to regularly inflate the walls of your own home. Save on the gas bills with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $40 for a family punch card for 12 al...

$49.99 for $200 Toward Prescription Glasses and Sunglasses at Savon Vision

Blurry vision can impact routine tasks, such as driving a car or identifying family members you feel like ignoring. Clear things up with this Groupon. $49.99 for $200 Toward Prescription Glasses and Sunglasses Clients enhance eyes...

One or Three Months of Boot-Camp Sessions at Dinami Fitness Camp (Up to 89% Off)

Going to a boot camp can make you feel like a hardened warrior or just someone who gets pleasure out of the sound of yelling. Feel stronger with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a one-month fitness membership (a $...

Custom Facial with Optional Microdermabrasion at Fabulous Esthetics (Up to 68% Off)

Father Time wears on the faces of all people, especially those who challenge him on the amateur boxing circuit. Undo the uppercuts of age with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a custom facial (up to a $90 value) $...

Four Weeks of Ice-Skating Lessons for One or Two Including Unlimited Public Skating at ICE at The Parks (Up to 92% Off)

If woolly mammoths had mastered the triple Lutz, they would've made it out of the Ice Age and into the Bronze Age, if not the Silver or Gold Age. Ensure your long-term survival with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 a ...

Three, Six, or Nine Spa or Tanning Services at Planet Beach Contempo Spa (Up to 91% Off)

In the Dark Ages, princesses exfoliated with Fabergé-egg dust and filed fingernails on the edges of gold doubloons. Revel in more modern and luxurious beauty treatments with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for three ...

$72 for Five Personal-Training Sessions at Slo*Fit Fitness ($160 Value)

$72 for Five Personal-Training Sessions ($160 Value) Skilled trainers work one-on-one with students of all ages during half-hour weight-training workouts, building functional strength and boosting metabolism.

i-Lipo Body-Contouring Treatments at Spa on the Square (Up to 75% Off). Choose from Three Options.

Most people value you for what is on the outside, except for dogs, who can smell that you are full of bones. Upgrade your outsides with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for one i-Lipo body-contouring treatment (a $300 ...

Three, Five, or Seven Nights of Pet Boarding or One Dog Health Exam at Valley View Pet Health Center (Up to 59% Off)

Pet boarding is a good option for families who wish to vacation at resorts that don’t allow dogs or people who turn into werewolves. Make sure your furry friend is cared for night and day with this Groupon. Choose from Four Opti...

$79 for In-Office Zoom! Whitening at DFW Absolute Dental ($599 Value)

A big smile can show friends you're happy to see them and enemies the number of tooth marks they could potentially have on their arms. Make friends in a flash with this Groupon. $79 for In-Office Zoom! Teeth Whitening ($599 Value) ...

One Year of Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at MD Laser Skin Care (Up to 88% Off)

Running your hands over perfectly smooth, hairless legs isn't something you should only be able to do with porcelain dolls. Get pristine with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $149 for 12 laser hair-removal treatments on a ...

Exam, Cleaning, and X-rays with Option for Take-Home Whitening Kit at Metroplex Dental Care (Up to 89% Off)

Like good kitchen carpentry, good dentistry demands deftness with a drill, attention to detail, and the ability to perfect places made for temporarily housing food. Make your storage unit stunning with this Groupon. Choose Between ...

$10 for $20 Worth of Vietnamese Cuisine at PhoXpress

Watching chefs prepare your dinner ensures that they are using fresh ingredients instead of arranging pictures cut from the menu atop a bed of rice. See food with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Vietnamese Cuisine The menu incl...

Family Comedy and Magic Show at Arlington Improv at Arlington Improv

Enjoy a performance every branch of your family tree can love with this offer: For $12 ($24 value), for two tickets to the Family Comedy and Magic Show at Arlington Improv and use your tickets to attend a 2 p.m. Sunday matinée show ...

One, Two, or Three Mani-Pedis at Alante Salon and Spa (Up to 69% Off)

A beautiful pair of hands has the power to inspire authors, artists, and clock makers. Be a muse with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for one mani-pedi (a $75 value) $49 for two mani-pedis (a $150 value) $69 for three...

One, Two, or Three 50-Minute Deluxe Facials with Hand Treatments at Hidden Door Medspa (Up to 63% Off)

The human face can display a formidable array of emotions, including confusion as to the location of Wyoming and relief after finally locating Wyoming. Smooth your facial geography with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39...

10 or 20 Yoga Classes or One Month of Unlimited Classes at Rescue Yoga (Up to 70% Off)

Practicing yoga helps people feel at peace with the world, as does learning to identify every edible rocks. Become one with your surroundings with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for 10 yoga classes (a $90 value) $59 ...

One or Two Deep-Tissue Massages at The Art of Hair (Up to 66% Off)

Like the hand inside a sock puppet, the spine and back support the body's every motion and keeps it from collapsing into a formless sack. Shape up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute deep-tissue ma...

Flower-Arranging Class for One or Two at The Spa Bar (Up to 75% Off)

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, but teach him to genetically engineer his own fish and—by the gods, what has science done? Evolve your mind with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a flower-arranging class...

One-Hour Hands-On Smoothie- and Juice-Making Class for One, Two, or Four at Uptown Nutrition (Up to 72% Off)

Like assets and evil snowmen, fruits are easier to deal with in liquid form. Wash down nature's nectar with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for a 60-minute smoothie- and juice-making class for one (a $45 value) $35 fo...

One or Two Sets of Eyelash Extensions at A Feel Good Experience Spa (66% Off)

Batting one's eyelashes can be a flirtatious gesture or a secret SOS message explaining why their eyes think their hair is out to get them. Send the right messages with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for one full...

$30 for Three Vouchers, Each Valid for $20 Worth of Tex-Mex Food at Senor Locos

Fusion cuisine combines the best of both worlds, much like when Jupiter crashes into Mars next year. Let flavors collide with this Groupon. $30 for Three $10 for $20 Vouchers, Each Valid for $20 Worth of Tex-Mex Food The menu of T...

Haircut with Optional All-Over Color or Partial Highlights at Allure by Becky at Legacy Salons & Day Spa (Up to 51% Off)

Styled hair is easier to manage than frizzy hair, but that’s only because it’s less likely to get tangled, twisted, or mistaken for a doctor’s signature. Don’t let cursive writing ruin your life with this Groupon. Choose fr...

One, Two, or Three LipoLaser Treatments at Laserium Med Spa (Up to 78% Off)

Weight can't be lost easily, unlike the key to losing weight. Unlock the gates to slimness with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $79 for one LipoLaser treatment (a $300 value) $149 for two LipoLaser treatments (a $600 valu...

$10 for $20 Worth of American Food at PourHouse Sports Grill

Dining out is a great way to give your oven a well-deserved night off after embarrassing it by making it stare at all those naked chickens. Get out of the kitchen with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of American Food The menu incl...

Social Painting Class for One, Two, or Four at Sip-n-Doodle (51% Off)

Artistic expression can take the form of a vibrant painting, a stunning sculpture, or front-yard hedges trimmed into the shape of longing. Let creativity blossom with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $17 for a social pain...

$10 for $20 Worth of Cigars or Upscale Bar Fare at Elite Cigar Cafe

Cigars should be held between the index finger and thumb, the same way one holds the hand of a mouse when going for a walk. Practice the proper grip with this Groupon. $10 or $20 Worth of Cigars or Upscale Bar Fare The southwester...

10 Yoga Classes or One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes at Namah Shivaya Yoga (Up to 60% Off)

Yoga is specifically tailored to human anatomy, which is why yoga pants won’t fit centaurs. Stretch out your hooves with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39.99 for 10 yoga classes ($100 value) $49.99 for one month of u...

One or Three Sandwich Meals with Grande Hot Johnsons and Drinks for Two at PD Johnson's Dog Day Deli (53% Off)

Sandwiches can be any combination of bread, filling, and spread, which is why they are called "the slot machine of foods." Hit the jackpot with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for one sandwich meal for two (a $25.36 ...

Three-Hour Dinner or Drinks Cruise on a Riverboat for Two or Four from Southern Empress Cruises (Up to 51% Off)

Taking a boat cruise is a luxurious way to relax and see the sights, unlike boarding a dolphin equipped with a saddle, which usually results in whiplash and water-filled lungs. Cruise the blue in comfort with this Groupon. Choose f...

$10 for $20 Worth of Pub Food at The Irish Icehouse

A pub can be the most welcoming place to go in a neighborhood, especially if the local cult isn't accepting new members. Dine in good company with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Pub Food The menu includes crab and cheese eggro...

One or Two Facial Packages with Microdermabrasion and Skin-Tightening at Total Med Solutions (Up to 87% Off)

Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with this Groupon. Choose Betwe...

One, Three, or Six Dream Mineral Body Wraps at Neema's Body Wraps (Up to 79% Off)

An excess of cellulite can harm self-confidence, much like romantic rejection or falling for your own Ponzi scheme. Nourish your self-image with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for one Dream mineral body wrap (a $120 ...

$8 for $16 Worth of Italian Food at Rocco's Uptown Pizza & Pasta

A large pizza is the perfect meal for a family to enjoy together, but more often a meal for one man to enjoy alone. You're not alone when you're with pizza with this Groupon. $8 for $16 Worth of Italian Food The menu includes shri...

Women’s Cut and Style with Optional Partial or Full Highlights at Tim Jon Salon (Up to 54% Off)

Having a stylist cut your hair is superior to cutting it yourself because it leaves your hands free to catch falling hair and stuff it in your pockets. Hold onto your looks with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a w...

European Fusion Bistro Cuisine for Lunch or Dinner at Nosh Euro Bistro (Half Off)

Bistros are remarkable in that they somehow manage to be both fancy and casual at the same time, much like a necktie with Taz on it. Feel gussied up without too much fuss with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 ...

Standup-Paddleboarding Package for One, Two, or Four with Instruction from DFW Surf in Grapevine (Up to 65% Off)

Since water covers nearly 75 percent of the planet’s surface, NASA has branded Earth as the Milky Way's number one water park to attract pontoon-footed extraterrestrials. Get in on the aquatic action with this Groupon. Choose Fro...

One Week of Youth Adventure Day Camp for One, Two, or Three at Group Dynamix (Up to 57% Off)

Summer camps are the best way to give kids a taste of freedom without having them lick the Liberty Bell. Ring in summertime with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $125 for one week at youth adventure day camp for one (a $25...

Mink Eyelash Extensions with 40, 70, or 90 Lashes Per Eye at Cocoa Elle (Up to 68% Off)

Without its lashes, the human eye would be vulnerable to dirt, dust, and rampant cases of Bette Davism. Exude your own natural star power with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for a Natural set of 40 eyelash extensions...

Two or Five Airbrush Spray Tans at Perfect Tan (Up to 60% Off)

Humanity has long idealized tanned skin, as evidenced by ancient bronze sculptures of beach-goers applying sunscreen. Achieve a museum-worthy shade with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for two airbrush spray tans (an...

Six Laser Hair Removal Sessions on a Small or Medium Area at Posh Aesthetics (Up to 84% Off)

Being popular at the beach requires having smooth skin, a stylish swimsuit, and the strength to beat up all the lifeguards and save the drowning hunks yourself. Rule the shore with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for...

$45 for a 60-Minute Massage and a Six-Month Membership at The Massage Company ($140 Value)

Certain muscles can get overworked, much like the moms in commercials. Tune out with this Groupon. $45 for a 60-Minute Massage and a Six-Month Membership ($140 Value) During each massage—which includes 10 minutes for a consultat...

$5 for Movie Outing at Studio Movie Grill (Up to $10.50 Value)

Movies provide entertainment for eyes and ears easily bored by the mundane sights and sounds of everyday life with constant high-speed chases and endlessly chatty talking animals. See something exciting with this Groupon. $5 for On...

Two Hours of Trampoline Jumping, Games, and Activities for Two or Four at JumpStreet (Up to 57% Off)

Playtime helps kids develop real-world skills, such as sharing and being able to distinguish which portions of the floor are made of lava. Let the good times flow with this Groupon. Choose from Two Options $19.99 for a two-hour o...

$139 for Window Tinting for Five Car Windows at LJ’s Tints & Wheels ($280 Value)

Tinted windows prevent bright sunlight from damaging your car's upholstery and pale moonlight from making you fall in love with your steering column. Avoid glares with this Groupon. $139 for Window Tinting for Five Car Windows ($28...

$299 for a SmartXide DOT Fractional CO2 Laser Full-Face Skin-Resurfacing Treatment at SkinSpa Med ($1,500 Value)

Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Be forever young with this Groupon. $299 for a SmartXide Full...

$55 for a Red Carpet Auto-Detailing Package from On the Spot Mobile Detailing ($150 Value)

A thorough cleaning restores cars’ youthful luster, making old cars look brand new and new cars look like incredibly tricked-out tricycles. Send your auto to the Fountain of Youth with this Groupon. $55 for a Red Carpet Auto-Deta...

One, Two, or Three 30-Minute Facial Treatments at Celebrity Spa & Laser Center (Up to 67% Off)

Crystals are strong as well as beautiful, just like the daughter you wish you had. See a younger version of yourself with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one 30-minute facial treatment, which includes an enzyme ma...

One, Two, or Three Dozen Empanadas at Empanada Armada (Up to Half Off)

Food trucks deliver meals on wheels, like a roller-skating server at a drive-in or a paperboy with a potato gun. Drive off hunger with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for one dozen empanadas (a $36 value) $36 for two ...

One or Three Aromatic Cellulite Treatments at Luxe Wellness Boutique (Up to 80% Off)

People are more confident if they feel clean inside and out, which is why successful people all start their days with a hot shower and a thorough exorcism. Feel your best with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one ...

Cleansing Facial with Optional Chemical Peel at More than Makeup (Up to 58% Off)

A symmetrical face is considered beautiful, unless both sides have identical nonfunctioning noses. Finesse your face with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $24.99 for a 60-minute cleansing facial (a $55 value) $39.99 for a...

$499 for All-Porcelain Dental Crown at Texas Dental Specialists in Plano ($1,400 Value)

Though steel teeth may be less likely to develop cavities, they make terrible sounds all the time. Nurture your grill with this Groupon. $499 for an All-Porcelain Dental Crown ($1,400 Value) A dentist crafts an all-porcelain crown...

$99 for a Spa Package with Body Wrap, Cellulite Reduction Treatment, and Facial at The Spa at the Village ($475 Value)

A facial can cleanse your face of accumulated grime, pollution, and the nearly invisible arrows volleyed at you by your tiny enemies. Face them head on with this Groupon. $99 for a Get Your Skinny On! Spa Package ($475 Value) 50-...

Three $12 or $20 Vouchers for Tex-Mex Cuisine at Cosa Rica Tex Mex (Half Off)

Tacos and burritos are tasty foods that you can take with you wherever you go, like a backpack full of brisket. Eat on your own terms with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $18 for three $12 vouchers for Tex-Mex Cuisine (a ...

$29 for a Dental Exam with Cleaning, Digital X-rays, and Therapeutic Rinse at DFW Absolute Dental ($350 Value)

A big smile can show friends you're happy to see them and enemies the number of tooth marks they could potentially have on their arms. Make friends in a flash with this Groupon. $29 for a Dental Exam and Cleaning ($350 Value) The ...

Haircut with Styling and Optional Partial or Full Highlights at Hair Tech III (Up to 65% Off)

A new hairstyle can transform your entire appearance, assuming that you are buried up to your head in quicksand. Look great from top to bottom with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for a haircut with styling (up to a $...

$55 for a Cable-Wakeboarding Package for Two at Hydrous Wake Park (Up to $130 Value)

Boating and surfing rely on water’s surface tension, which is the immense stress and responsibility water feels due to sustaining the entire planet. Revel on the high seas with this Groupon. $55 for a Cable-Wakeboarding Package f...

Haircut and Deep Conditioning with Highlights or Color from Clara Trevino at Finesse Salon and Spa (Up to 58% Off)

Sitting back, laughing, and chatting about your day is the best way to enjoy a haircut and the simplest way to ruin your child's clarinet recital. Get a lively look with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a haircut, ...

Boudoir Photo-Shoot Package with Airbrush Makeup and Hairstyling or $19 for $100 Worth of Photo Sessions and Portraits

Before high heels and lacy underthings, a vixen was a fabled reindeer that flew a sleigh and posed part-time for tractor ads. Unleash your inner antlers with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a boudoir photo-shoot p...

$15 for $30 Worth of Barbecue at Mike Anderson’s BBQ

The smoke from a wood-fire oven enhances meat with complex flavors and can create a smoke screen so that no one sees you eat an entire roast boar. Pig out with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Barbecue The menu highlights such S...

Microdermabrasion Treatment with Facial or Three Microdermabrasion Treatments at A Unique Boutique & Spa (Up to 67% Off)

Microdermabrasion reveals a layer of pristine flesh previously hidden beneath a disgusting, blotchy banana peel. Strip away imperfections with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for one microdermabrasion treatment (an $8...

Haircut with Options for Aveda Conditioning or Gloss Hair and Glow Face Treatments at Artistic Salon Spa (Up to 57% Off)

A hairstyle communicates a lot about someone's personality, which is why Kojak was always shrouded in mystery. Unveil your own memorable character with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a women's haircut with shampo...

10 Classes or One or Two Months of Unlimited Classes at CrossFit .380 South (Up to 75% Off)

Like watching a scary movie, getting into an exercise routine will help you run faster in a dark parking lot. Flee faster with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a 10-class punch card for CrossFit (a $99 value) $39 f...

$79 for a One-Hour Teeth-Whitening Session at DaVinci Teeth Whitening ($219 Value)

A glowing smile charms irritable librarians, stern highway-patrol officers, and reactionary judges with their big, fancy ideas about driving through the library. Rev up your smile with this Groupon. $79 for a One-Hour Teeth-Whiteni...

One, Two, or Three Fat-Burning Sudatonic Body Wraps at Plano Body Wrap Shop in Plano (Up to 57% Off)

Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with this Groupon. Choose from Three ...

50, 100, or 150 Units of Dysport at Beverly Hills Rejuvenation Center (Up to 64% Off)

Choose from Three Options $139 for 50 units of Dysport (a $350 value) $249 for 100 units of Dysport (a $700 value) $339 for 150 units of Dysport (a $900 value) More than 300,000 people in 57 countries have been treated with Dysp...

Laser Hair Removal at Glow Salon and Med Spa (Up to 90% Off). Three Options Available.

Without lasers, people would have to rely on such archaic hair-removal methods as using a straight razor or condemning each hair to death by tiny guillotine. Off with your hairs with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $129 f...

One, Two, or Three Customized Ultimate Facials at The Art of Hair (Up to 71% Off)

Facials typically begin with cleansing, which sweeps away the lint left behind from nuzzling all the spa's towels. Feel soft with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for one customized ultimate facial (an $80 value) $49 f...

Up to 5 Nights of Dog Boarding or 10 Days of Doggy Daycare at WoofGang Doggy Day Care (Up to 71% Off)

Boarding your pets while you're on vacation puts your fears at ease so that you can concentrate on what truly matters—your pilgrimage to Dr. Seuss's grave. Show you care with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for up ...

One or Three Facials and Collagen Eye Treatments at True Beauty (Up to 56% Off)

Spending a day at a spa is a tranquil experience surpassed only by swimming in a pool filled with chocolate or having a hand model sing you to sleep. Feel the softer side with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one ...

Trampoline Jumping on Monday–Thursday or Friday–Sunday for Two or Four at Urban Air Trampoline Park (Up to Half Off)

Before scientists discovered their recreational applications, trampolines were used to facilitate the loading of cargo planes and the retrieval of cookies from the top of the fridge. Fling yourself into fun with this Groupon. Choos...

Trail Ride for Two, Four, or Six with Optional Weekend Dinner at Beaumont Ranch (Up to 55% Off)

Horses symbolize a wild, uncontrollable spirit, which is why rebellious teenagers sport mane-like mohawks and eat even the cores of their apples. Take the reins with this Groupon. Choose from Six Options One-hour trail ride $35 ...

ClearLift Lunchtime Facelift Treatment for the Face or Face and Neck at My Spa & Boutique (Up to 74% Off)

Facial treatments make faces look younger, allowing parents to pose as their own children during high-school football tryouts. Put on your game face with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for one Alma ClearLift Facelif...

One, Two, or Three Blowouts with Deep Conditionings at Hair 2 Life (Up to 56% Off)

The tale of Rapunzel delivers a powerful moral: that hair should be strong so people can climb it. Let your hair down with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for one deep-conditioning treatment and blowout (a $42 value) ...

$25 for a Spring Refresh Tan and Massage Package at Mirage Tanning Spa in Rowlett ($100 Value)

Prior to the advent of spray tanning, airbrush artists would fill their free time by touching up street graffiti or volunteering to paint flames on school buses. Get a hot body with this Groupon. $25 for a Spring Refresh Tan-and-Ma...

18-Hole Round of Golf for One, Two, or Four at Stone River Golf Club in Royse City (Up to 51% Off)

Ben Hogan called the pitching wedge "the equalizer" for its ability to rescue players from difficult lies and because he used it to enforce democracy. Add character to your clubs with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $22 go...

BYOB Locally Sourced Mexican Food at Peak & Elm Cocina Y Bar (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Without restaurants, waiters would purposelessly wander parks all day, folding swans out of actual swans. Keep their hands occupied with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for $24 worth of locally sourced Mexican food $...

$ 24 for One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes at Bikram Yoga North Texas ($ 49 Value)

Adopting exercises from other cultures can help shake up a workout, which explains the growing popularity of that sport in which Scottish guys throw logs. Speak the universal language—sweating—with this Groupon. $24 for One Mon...

Weight-Loss Program at Blueprint to Healthcare (Up to 83% Off). Two Options Available.

It takes more to lose weight than swearing off escalators or swearing at burgers until they quit hanging out in your mouth. Shape up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for an initial medical weight-loss consultation...

One or Three Men’s Shampoos, Haircuts, and Styles at Lady B Salon (Up to 63% Off)

Going too long between haircuts can result in lots of split ends, which makes it hard to count how many hairs you have so you can finally go to sleep. Manage your mane with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for a menâ€...

Lash Extensions with Option for Brow Shaping or Brow Shaping and Lash Refill at Lashes, Brows & Lips (Up to 71% Off)

The shape of your eyebrows can quickly convey emotions, such as raised brows to show surprise, and missing eyebrows to show you don't have emotions. Feel beautiful with this Groupon. Choose Between Three Options $59 for a full se...

Two One-Hour Jump Passes or Four Two-Hour Jump Passes at Cosmic Jump (Up to Half Off)

Physicists have determined that the best way to subdue wall-bouncing photons is to let them loose until they need a nap. Apply the latest scientific findings to your kid’s playtime with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...

50 or 100 Units of Dysport at Avanti Skin Center of Willow Bend (Up to 51% Off)

Humans are obsessed with their own faces, which is why four different presidents carved themselves into a mountain. Flaunt your façade with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $125 for 50 units of Dysport (a $250 value) $24...

2- or 3-Hour Painting Class for 1 or 2 at Dallas Handmade Arts Market, Inc (51% Off), Plus a Complimentary Wine or Beer

Paintings are a window into the artist's thoughts, from Pollock's chaotic canvases to the little frowny faces on each star in Starry Night. Paint it out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $17 for a painting class for o...

6 or 12 Vitamin B12 Injections or Slim Shots at Diet by Design (Up to 77% Off)

The best part of getting in shape is fitting back into a favorite pair of skinny jeans; the second-best part is being able to outrun the cheetah that borrowed them. Get reacquainted with snug slacks with this Groupon. Choose Betwee...

Yoga or Ballet Classes at Next Step Dance Performing Arts Center (Up to 76% Off). Three Options Available.

A married couple's first dance as man and wife should be flawless, much like an engagement diamond or your roommate's screenplay, Death Be Not Fun. Fade in on fancy footwork with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for 5 ...

$99 for an In-Office Zoom! Teeth-Whitening Treatment at True Dental ($599 Value)

Yellow teeth indicate bad habits such as smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee, or swishing with butter. White out bad hygienic choices with this Groupon. $99 for an In-Office Zoom! Teeth-Whitening Treatment ($599 Value) A hydrogen-...

$6 for a Movie and Soda at Venetian Theaters (Up to $13 Value)

A film is the result of hundreds of people working together, from the director overseeing it all to the guy who insults the actors so they can cry realistically. Witness movie magic with this Groupon. $6 for a Movie Package (Up to ...

One or Three IPL FotoFacials for the Face with Optional Upgrade to Neck and Chest at Laserium Med Spa (Up to 91% Off)

Like an iceberg, beauty resides largely below the surface, but only its visible portion can catch the eye of a strapping boat captain. Look shipshape with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $69 for one IPL FotoFacial for the ...

Massage and One, Two, or Three Spinal-Decompression Treatments at River Oaks Spine & Rehab Center (Up to 90% Off)

The human spine is a whole made up of many smaller parts, like a jigsaw puzzle or the neighborhood skull tower. Align your spine with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a massage and one spinal-decompression treatmen...

$19 for an Airbrush Tan with Exfoliation at Tantrum Tanning (Up to $49 Value)

Although once revered as a sign of royalty, today, pale skin only reveals its owner to be a photo-lab technician or a sock puppet. Lose cottony hues with this Groupon. $19 for an Airbrush Tan with Exfoliation (Up to $49 Value) Exf...

Classic American Food at Korner Cafe (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Cafés combine France's love of leisurely meals with America's fascination with any word containing an accent mark. Learn the language of deliciousness with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $8 for $16 worth of classic Ame...

Frozen Treats and Smoothies or Cakes and Pies at Tasti D-Lite/Planet Smoothie (Up to 53% Off)

Eating chilly treats quickly is the most effective way to freeze your brain, which is in turn the most effective way to prepare it for transfer to its new robot body. Regulate your temperature with this Groupon. Choose Between Two ...

$27 for Three Two-Hour Drop-Off Daycare Sessions at Adventure Kids Playcare (Up to $60 Value)

Children must be supervised at all times, lest their rampant curiosity lead them to danger or discovery of the fountain of youth. Make sure they grow up with this Groupon. $27 for Three Two-Hour Drop-Off Daycare Sessions (Up to $60...

One or Three 60-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massages at 180 Degrees Fitness Solutions (Up to 56% Off)

Getting a massage is a fun, relaxing, and easy way to have something in common with history's most lavish kings. Get the royal treatment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue m...

Four Latin-Dance Classes for One or Two, or Five Hours of Private Lessons at Calirumba Dance Company (Up to 62% Off)

Dancing is a healthy way to physically connect to someone, preferable to giving them a painful bear hug or sewing your head onto their body. Get cheek-to-cheek with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for four salsa or ba...

Costumed Photo Shoot for One, Two, or Three Kids with One 8”x10” Print at Enchanted Fairies Studio (Up to 90% Off)

Giving someone your photo is a great way to help that person remember you, especially if you don't have time to knit a sweater from your own hair. Don't let them forget you with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a 3...

One Brazilian Blowout, or One or Two Brazilian Blowouts with Haircuts at Hair By Alejandro (Up to 72% Off)

Frizzy hair gives the misimpression of just having gotten out of bed, much like sleepies in your eyes or a crushed alarm clock under your armpit. Appear well rested with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for one Brazili...

Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments at Laser Beauty Medical Spa (Up to 95% Off). Three Options Available.

Scissors are an ineffective tool for removing body hair as they cannot target fur at the root or be used by left-handed people. Shed strands without lifting either hand with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $129 for six la...

$299 for a Full-Face Fractional Laser Skin-Resurfacing Treatment at Advanced Skin Fitness ($1,500 Value)

Getting a spa treatment is a great way to reward yourself, much like presenting yourself with a check for $1,000 worth of self-hugs (one). Thank you with this Groupon. $299 for a Full-Face Fractional Laser Skin-Resurfacing Treatmen...

Brazilian Blowout with Option for Haircut at Allure by Becky at Legacy Salons & Day Spa (Up to 72% Off)

Straight hair is easier to manage than curly hair, but that’s only because it’s less likely to get tangled, twisted, or mistaken for a doctor’s signature. Don’t let cursive writing ruin your life with this Groupon. Choose ...

5 or 10 Canyons Climbing Gym Visits with Equipment Rental (Up to 61% Off)

The road less traveled is often the more fulfilling one, especially when it bypasses Robert Frost's tiger pits. Diverge from a rote route with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a 5-visit climbing punch card (up to ...

$35 for a 60-minute Swedish Massage and Complimentary Chiropractic Exam at HealthSource Chiropractic (Up to $130 Value)

Like the hand inside a sock puppet, the spine supports the body's every motion and keeps it from collapsing into a formless sack. Shape up with this Groupon. $35 for a 60-Minute Swedish Massage and Chiropractic Exam (Up to $130 Tot...

One, Two, or Three Brazilian Waxes at ER Spa (Up to 64% Off)

Getting rid of unwanted body hair can boost your confidence at the beach, just like running over a child’s sand castle with your Porsche. Show everyone who’s boss with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $24 for one Bra...

Southern Food and Burgers at Frisco City Grill (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Good Southern cooking can transport you to a country kitchen—biscuits in the oven, chicken frying in the skillet, and a bare-chested Ted Turner in the doorway with an armload of firewood. Experience true grits with this Groupon. ...

Admission to Adventure Sundays for Two, Four, or Six at Group Dynamix (Up to 58% Off)

America has always been the most extreme country, from the Boston Tea Punchings to having the first man swear on the moon. We hold this shredding guitar solo to be self-evident with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for...

10 Drop-In Classes or a One- or Two-Month Unlimited Membership to Paramount Strength & Conditioning (Up to 75% Off)

Fitness classes are an easy way to get in shape, unlike walking around with a barbell, which attracts the wrong kind of attention from recently single magnets. Stroll stress free with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 f...

One, Two, or Three Texas Stadium Seats from The Cowboy House (Up to 59% Off)

Ancient Greeks celebrated sports such as gymnastics, wrestling, and running around wildly with an open flame. Honor athletic history safely with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $89 for one Texas Stadium seat (a $189 value...

5 or 10 Dance Classes for Adults at Turning Pointe Dance Studio (Half Off)

Dancing is the second-best way to let the body do the talking, just short of being born with a mouth in your bellybutton. Speak from the feet with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a 5-class punch card for adult da...

One, Three, or Six Gold Works Car Washes at Midway Car Wash & Detail (Up to 54% Off)

A car wash can transform your vehicle, which is useful for impressing a date or convincing the police it was a much dirtier car that drove through that science museum. Make a clean getaway with this Groupon. Choose from Three Optio...

$30 for $60 Worth of Gourmet-Cookie Bouquets from Cookies in Bloom

Cookies are the ultimate handheld treat—big enough to enjoy in small bites, but small enough to cram several into your mouth at once if you need to hide them from a cop. Get a little treat with this Groupon. $30 for $60 Worth of ...

Ethiopian Cuisine at Gojo Ethiopian Restaurant and Bar (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Professional chefs generally know more than the average cook, including how to remove the poisonous glands from onions. Dine out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of Ethiopian cuisine $20 for $40 wo...

Pedicure and Shellac Manicure, or Three Shellac Manicures at New Image Salon (Up to 68% Off)

Getting a mani-pedi can help relieve stress, especially if the technician lets you squeeze the bags of cotton balls afterward. Get a grip with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one Shellac manicure and one standard...

50-Minute Custom Signature Facial or Peel at Pure Esthetics by Margaret (Up to 55% Off)

Getting a facial is the most caring thing you can do for your face aside from pressing it deeply into the hands of a kindly old man. Refresh your face with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a 50-minute custom signa...

Keratin Treatment with Optional Haircut at The Hair Artisan (70% Off)

Curls come in every shape and size, from small, tight spirals to ringlets that can swallow a soda can whole. Get a handle on your hair with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89 for a keratin treatment (a $300 value) $99 f...

5 Yoga Classes with Option for Basic Glow Cleanse, or 10 Classes at Yoganics (Up to 79% Off)

Yoga combines mental toughness with physical strength, much like solving a sudoku puzzle engraved in stone. Combine your strengths with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for a 5-class pass (a $69.95 value) $25 for a 5-c...

One or Three Brazilian Waxes at A Unique Boutique & Spa (Up to 62% Off)

Bikini bottoms can expose more than you care to expose, such as your misinterpretation of Casual Friday. Avoid another awkward talk with HR with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one Brazilian wax (a $70 value) $79...

Two Yoga Hikes for One or Two People or One Private Yoga Hike for Up to 15 People from Hiking Yoga (Up to 56% Off)

Yoga awakens the body and spirit, allowing yogis to forecast weather, traffic patterns, and unwinning lottery numbers, such as "four" and "peanut." Tune and tone your body with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for two...

$7 for $14 Worth of Pizza at Top That! Pizza

Pizza, much like the earth, is circular, flat, and supports the existence of Karl Malone. Enjoy something that always delivers with this Groupon. $7 for $14 Worth of Pizza Six-inch ($5.49) and 10-inch pizzas ($7.49) include an unl...

Gastropub Food for Lunch for Two or More or Four or More or Dinner for Two or More at The Frisco Bar (Up to 53% Off)

If you only eat at restaurants, you won't have to keep food in the fridge and you'll have more room for the snowman you're not ready to say goodbye to. Keep your kitchen empty and your heart full with this Groupon. Choose from Thre...

$69 for a Complete Three-Step In-Office Teeth-Whitening Treatment at Pure White Lounge ($249 Value)

Smiling is an easy way to let someone know you mean no harm, much like saying hello or showing the soft part of your neck. Come in peace with this Groupon. $69 for a Complete Three-Step In-Office Teeth-Whitening Treatment ($249 Val...

Three or Five Days of Half-Day Summer Camp at Win Kids (48% Off)

Choose Between Two Options $65 for three days of half-day summer camp (a $125 value) $96 for five days of half-day summer camp (a $185 value) Three-day camps are held Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and five-day camps are held Mon...

One or Four Photofacials at Dallas Laser Solutions (Up to 85% Off)

When you take care of your face, it takes care of you, smiling attractively at a new admirer and not blushing when that admirer turns out to be a cardboard cutout of Larry Bird. Keep your face happy with this Groupon. Choose Betwee...

$67 for One 80-Minute Custom Massage with Foot Treatment and Aromatherapy at Massage by Stacey ($135 Value)

Time and pressure create profound transformations, turning coal into diamonds and diamonds into milk. Make stress melt under pressure with this Groupon. $67 for One 80-Minute Signature Massage ($135 Value) Aromatherapy accompanies...

10 or 20 Family Fitness and Yoga Classes at Yogi Kids & Fit Family (51% Off)

Stiff, inflexible limbs can keep you from beloved activities, such as pretending that a baby is an airplane or chores. Free your limbs and the rest will follow with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 10 classes (an ...

$19 for a Facial Scan, Analysis, and $50 Toward One Treatment at Beverly Hills Rejuvenation Center ($350 Value)

$19 for a Facial Scan, Analysis, and $50 Toward a Treatment ($350 Value) Using a facial scanning system, a technician can reveal bacteria and sebum, or analyze pore depth, wrinkles, and other issues. Patrons also receive $50 to spe...

Two or Four Radio-Frequency Body-Sculpting and Skin-Tightening Treatments at Natural Beauty Clinique

Bodies that are properly cared for perform better, which explains why most world records are held by reanimated mummies. Go for the Pharaoh's gold with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for two radio-frequency body-scu...

$99 for a Four-Course Murder-Mystery Meal for Two with T-shirts from The Dinner Detective ($200 Value)

On television, criminal investigators are slick and relentless, which explains why most kids want to grow up to be cops, actors, or a pair of sunglasses. Shine like a snooping star with this Groupon. $99 for a Murder-Mystery Packag...

Ice-Skating with Skate Rentals for 2, 4, or 10 at ICE at The Parks (Up to 55% Off)

If woolly mammoths had mastered the triple Lutz, they would've made it out of the Ice Age and into the Bronze Age, if not the Silver or Gold Age. Ensure your long-term survival with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for...

Custom-Made Shirt with One Suit or Three Ties at C Bespoke (Up to 52% Off)

Without clothing to keep them company, love-letter-filled shoeboxes and love-letter-filled skeletons would find the closet very lonely. Acquire closet companions with this Groupon. Choose from Two Options $499 for one custom-made...

Moroccan Massage with Choice of Hot Stones and a Foot Mask or a Facial at Zenity Spa (55% Off)

Massage can erase the tension of workaday stress, such as having to power a solar calculator with your eyes. Restore the power of sight with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for a one-hour Moroccan massage with hot st...

Eyelash Extensions at Brandy’s Spa & Lash Retreat (Up to 64% Off). Four Options Available.

Humans use eyelashes like cats use whiskers—for looking adorable and rubbing against strangers' legs. Look pretty with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $59 for a full set of eyelash extensions for the upper eyelids (a $15...

Boudoir Photo Shoot with Wardrobe Changes and Voucher for Prints for Two or Four at Boudoir Therapy (Up to 88% Off)

Sometimes the art of seduction is subtle and surreptitious, and sometimes it's just mailing someone a sexy picture of yourself once a day for four years. Use the power of the pose with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 ...

Cut and Condition with Optional Partial or Full Highlights at Sassy Shears at The Salons at Bella Suites (Up to 66% Off)

A haircut can say a lot about a person, from conveying shyness by hiding one eye to making clear that one wishes other people would turn to stone by gluing snakes to your head. Say what you mean with this Groupon. Choose from Three...

Organic Greek Food for Two or Four at Villa Nikolini by Organicity (Half Off)

Organic vegetables are grown without the use of pesticides, as they naturally repel pests by threatening to spoil popular TV dramas that the bugs haven't caught up on. Show good taste with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...

$199 for Three VelaShape Cellulite-Reduction Treatments at Laserium Med Spa ($1,200 Value)

Weight can't be lost easily, unlike the key to losing weight. Unlock the gates to slimness with this Groupon. $199 for Three VelaShape Cellulite-Reduction Treatments ($1,200 Value) Technicians employ VelaShape's heat, light, sucti...

Six-Week CrossFit Boot Camp for One or Two at CrossFit South Lewisville (Up to 53% Off)

Getting into shape involves building muscle, losing fat, and shaving bones down into less massive bones. Look lithe with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a six-week CrossFit boot camp for one (a $100 value) $95 fo...

One, Two, or Four Dental Checkups with X-rays and Home Teeth-Whitening Kits from Michael G Thomas DDS (Up to 94% Off)

People are attracted to bright smiles, like moths to a flame or mechanical moths to giant electromagnets. Improve your pull with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a checkup-and-whitening package (a $517 total value) ...

Guided Tour for Two, Four, or Six at The Heritage Farmstead Museum (Up to Half Off)

Teaching children is extremely important, as they are the ones who must figure out the most efficient way to carry our coffins. Pass knowledge on with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $5 for a docent-guided tour for two (u...

$49 for Two Four-Home Vegetable-Garden Classes at Garden Inspirations ($99 Value)

A garden needs to be watered regularly, like a loaf of Holmer's white bread—the bread that tastes better when it gets wetter. Learn more helpful herbaceous tips with this Groupon. $49 for Two Vegetable-Garden Classes ($99 Value) ...

$75 for a Full Set of Liquifan Eyelash Extensions at Spa on the Square ($200 Value)

Batting your eyelashes at someone is a sign of affection, much like mowing "I 'lawn' for you" into their front yard. Look well-groomed with this Groupon. $75 for a Full Set of Liquifan Eyelash Extensions ($200 Value) During roughl...

18-Hole Outing for Two or Four with Range Balls, Greens Fees, Carts, and Hot Dogs at Twin Wells Golf Club

Golfers learn to see clubs as extensions of their own bodies by learning to eat soup with sand wedges and caressing their spouses' faces with putters. Foster club familiarity with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for ...

$ 10 for $ 20 Worth of Drinks and Pub Food at Big Shots Sports Café

Though the noble experiment of Prohibition failed, other noble experiments, such as teaching horses how to shoot guns and giving suffrage to any horse that could shoot a gun, were huge successes. Celebrate the failure of the 18th Am...

Upscale American Cuisine Appetizers and Entrees for Two or Four at Blue Martini (52% Off)

Going out to eat allows you to enjoy fine dining without having to procure exotic ingredients or build a sommelier out of an old computer. Lap up luxury with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for one appetizer and two ...

10 or 20 Yoga Classes at Dayme's Yoga & Massage Studio

Holding the tree pose makes you more like a tree: strong, flexible, and infested with squirrels. Branch out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for 20 yoga classes (a $120 value) $29 for 10 yoga classes (a $60 value...

Laser Hair Removal at Revitalize Laser and Aesthetics Clinic (Up to 97% Off). Five Options Available.

In science-fiction movies, bad guys use lasers to burn down national landmarks, whereas good guys use lasers to burn CDs for cool aliens. Get closer encounters with this Groupon. Choose from Five Options $99 for six laser hair-re...

$10 for $20 Worth of Greek and Lebanese Cuisine at It's Greek to Me

Taking loved ones on dinner dates makes them feel special, much like hiring a loud person to shout their name on the sidewalk. Make your sweetheart swoon with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Greek and Lebanese Cuisine The menu ...

Horseback Trail Ride for Two or Four with Steak Dinner and Homemade Pie at Rocking Lazy K Ranch (Up to 65% Off)

Horseback riding is a great way to see the countryside or to escape from your evil cousin's palace. You're a free princess with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89 for a horseback trail ride with a steak dinner and homem...

Four- or Eight-Hour Fishing Trip with Equipment for Up to Four People from Central Texas Fishing Guides (Up to 56% Off)

Fishing is the only sport where you're allowed to consume your opponent, not counting baseball before 1971. Catch a bite with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for a four-hour guided fishing trip for up to four people...

Guided Kayak Nature Tour for One or Two, or Kayak or Paddleboard Rental from Kayak Instruction, Inc. (Up to 54% Off)

Kayakers, unlike pancakes or depressed turtles, muster the will to get themselves upright when flipped upside down. Float through life with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for three hours of kayak instruction with a g...

Diner-Style Food for Two or Four at Park Central Banquet Hall and Restaurant (Half Off)

Dining etiquette calls for you to keep your elbows off the table, place a napkin on your lap, and make unflinching eye contact with the chef throughout the meal. Set your sights on dinner with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Optio...

Laser Spider-Vein Removal at Premier Med Spa (Up to 78% Off). Four Options Available.

Like the robotics laboratory your parents assembled you in, veins were never meant for you to see. Conceal your components with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $99 for two spider-vein removal treatments (a $398 value) $139...

10 or 20 Yoga Classes or Two Months of Unlimited Yoga Classes at Ranjana's Yoga and BodyWorks (Up to 93% Off)

In yoga, it's important to pay attention to what your body is telling you, such as "I can hold this pose for another 45 seconds, tops" or "You just put my hand down on a candle." Listen to your body with this Groupon. Choose from T...

One or Two Detailing Packages at Prime Time Auto Care (Up to 62% Off)

You can lead a car to water, but you can rarely convince it to bathe itself. Pick your battles with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for one detailing package for any size vehicle (up to a $145 value) $109 for two deta...

One or Two Acupuncture Sessions at ACM Health Solutions in Plano (Up to 51% Off)

Sea urchins are the healthiest, most relaxed creatures on Earth due to their positive self-image and spiny skin. Get protection from stress, sickness, and sea otters with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one acupu...

Laser Hair Removal on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Clinical Advanced Lazer Hair Removal (Up to 93% Off)

Hair almost always grows back, just like weeds and the Washington Monument. Smooth things over with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (up to a $1,350 value) $189 for...

$10 for $20 Worth of Fried Catfish and Seafood at Jimmy's Catfish

The hunt for marine life has inspired some of mankind's greatest literature, from Melville's Moby-Dick, to Hemingway's The Old Man Vs. The Sea: An Autobiographical Thriller. Reel in a meal with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Fr...

3M Car Window Tinting for Two Doors, One Full Car, or Two Full Cars at MoonShadow Window Tinting (Up to 63% Off)

Though we can't live without it, the sun often makes life difficult by blinding motorists or forgetting to turn off its blinker. Send a shaded message to the sun with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $69 for a 3M window ti...

Four, Six, or Eight Porcelain Veneers with Exam and X-rays from Paul Esteso, DDS in Frisco (Up to 52% Off)

A healthy smile is a natural way of showing affection to a potential mate or aggression to a potential meal. Let your mouth do its will with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $2,299 for four porcelain veneers with an exam a...

Keratin Hair-Smoothing Treatment, Blow-Dry, and Style with Option for Haircut at One Nfiniti Salon (Up to 69% Off)

Professional keratin treatments are the closest we've ever gotten to the unparalleled majesty of the glorious Irish setter. Stay silky with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for a Keratherapy hair-smoothing treatment, ...

Italian Dinner for Two or Four with Salads, Pasta Entrees, and Drinks at Cafe Roma (Up to Half Off)

The proper way to eat spaghetti is to twirl it around your fork, set that fork aside, get another fork, twirl spaghetti around that fork, and then keep doing that until all the spaghetti is on forks. Fill up on Italian fare with thi...

Japanese Cuisine at Geisha Steak and Sushi Restaurant (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Dinosaurs used to eat rocks to help them break up the harsh meals they ingested—a fact unequivocally proven when scientists found fossilized bones with rocks near them. Eat something of substance with this Groupon. Choose Between...

Microdermabrasion with Optional Chemical Peel at Luz B Day Spa (Up to 73% Off)

Facial treatments make your skin as smooth and radiant as a GarnerTech Energy Cube™—_"The Glowing Box You Should Avoid Prolonged Eye Contact With!"_ Get a healthy glow with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one...

One or Three 50-Minute European Facials at Skin + Nature (Up to 59% Off)

Smooth skin is regarded as a barometer of beauty, revered almost as much as a perfectly symmetrical face or a dewy, robust uvula. Polish your pores with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one 50-minute european faci...

Candy and Popcorn or Deluxe Popcorn Gift Box at PJ's Popcorn (Half Off)

Popcorn is a good movie snack because you can eat it while keeping your eyes on the screen when Godzilla and Mothra are finally going to kiss. Chew and view with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of candy...

"Michael Jackson ONE" by Cirque du Soleil at Cirque du Soleil

Recognized the world over for high-quality artistic entertainment, Cirque du Soleil has brought its unique combination of dance, acrobatics, art, and music to more than 100 million spectators. Be among the first to see the show with...

All-You-Can-Eat Brunch for Two, Four, or Eight at Decanter Restaurant and Wine Bar (Up to 63% Off)

Inviting somebody to break bread is an act of hospitality, like when a strongman breaks his door in half so you can come inside. Share a meal with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for all-you-can-eat brunch for two (a ...

One or Two Keratin Hair-Straightening Treatments at Denean Lewis Salon (Up to 73% Off)

Beautiful hair can help you attract romance, much like wandering through the streets with an armful of baguettes. Catch someone's eye with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for one keratin hair-straightening treatment ...

Two or Four Polo and Riding Lessons at The Dallas Polo Club (Up to 69% Off)

People should learn how to ride a horse now because there's no telling when the horses will eat all of our cars. Pick up a new skill before it's too late with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for two polo and riding l...

One or Three Facial Microdermabrasions at Beautiful BodyScaping (Up to 56% Off)

Getting a microdermabrasion can take 10 years off your face, just as marrying the district attorney can take 10 years off your sentence. Shave off some time this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one microdermabrasion o...

Six-Week Gut Buster Boot Camp or One Personal-Training Session at Private Workout (Up to 88% Off)

Now that technology has made physical labor unnecessary, arm muscles spend their free time bench-pressing couch cushions and fighting each other to hold the remote. Discover a superior exercise routine with this Groupon. Choose Bet...

$139 for a Triniti Laser-Facial Package at SkinSpaMed ($1,050 Value)

Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Be forever young with this Groupon. $139 for a Triniti Laser-...

4, 8, or 12 Ultrasonic-Cavitation Treatments at Status Body Studio (Up to 94% Off)

Losing weight can make you feel like yourself at last, unlike entering witness protection, which always makes you "Darby Hatbox." Show off the new you with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $149 for 4 ultrasonic-cavitation ...

Three Eyebrow-Threading Sessions or Three Full-Face Threading Sessions at Styles of India (Half Off)

Eyebrows are a necessary component of expression, like a painter’s palette or a computer-manual writer’s heavy use of swear words. Express yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for three eyebrow-threading...

Mini Golf and Go-Karting for Two or Four at Mountasia Family Fun Park (Half Off)

Mini golf arose out of a demand for a time-efficient alternative to a full round of golf and a global passion for manmade waterfalls. Putt through artificial cascades with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for 18 holes...

$12 for $24 Worth of Classic American Food at Rusty Beagle Sports Grill

The hamburger is an edible American icon, much like coleslaw made with shredded Norman Rockwell paintings. Bread, bite, and chew with this Groupon. $12 for $24 Worth of Classic American Food The menu includes half-pound Diablo bur...

One or Three Microdermabrasion Treatments with Organic Peels at Skin Angel Center (Up to 73% Off)

Microdermabrasion is like magic, in that it uses a special wand to perform amazing feats and children find it boring to watch. Make blemishes disappear with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for one microdermabrasion t...

Dental Exam and X-rays with Optional Cleaning or Custom Crown at Dallas Dental Specialists (Up to 88% Off)

Teeth are more than just precious rocks that fall out of skulls so that they can be turned into jewelry. Keep your headstones polished with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a dental exam with x-rays and cleaning (...

Six-Week Marriage Enrichment Through Dance Course for One or Two Couples at The Art of Dance (Up to 58% Off)

People dance because they're enjoying a song or their voodoo dolls have found their way into the hands of babies. Be moved with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89 for a six-week Marriage Enrichment Through Dance course ...

One or Three Cryotherapy Sauna Sessions or One Cryotherapy Facial at Veda Light Wellness Center (Up to 56% Off)

Toxins have slowly crept into the natural world, filling water with lead, air with smog, and half of all trees with limitless rage. Stay pure with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one cryotherapy sauna session (an...

One or Two Interior and Exterior Auto Cleanings with Hand Wax at The Waterboys (53% Off)

Driving a shiny car is a great way to experience luxurious transportation without the hassle of carving a carriage out of marble and training a yoke of peacocks to pull it. Keep your ride looking ritzy with this Groupon. Choose Bet...

$6 for $12 Worth of Bubble Tea, Ice Cream, Coffee, and Desserts at Kaleo Cafe Bubble Tea + Coffee

Tea drinks, much like baths and nightmares about drowning, are always better with a few bubbles in them. Experience the brightest side of froth with this Groupon. $6 for $12 Worth of Drinks and Desserts A large menu behind the cou...

$10 for $20 Worth of Pub Cuisine at Sharky's Bar & Grill

Being served by a good waiter makes you feel important, much like hearing people talk about something you did over a grocery store's intercom. Get what's coming to you with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Pub Cuisine Guests cho...

10 or 20 Hot-Yoga Classes with a One-Month Gym Membership at Power Flow Hot Yoga and Power Play Fitness (Up to 84% Off)

Adopting exercises from other cultures can help shake up a workout, which explains the growing popularity of that sport in which Scottish guys throw logs. Speak the universal language—sweating—with this Groupon. Choose Between ...

Wind-Ensemble Concert for Two from Metropolitan Winds (Half Off). Three Dates Available.

Choose from Three Options $20 for two tickets to Soundscapes on Friday, March 1, at 7:30 p.m. (a $40 value) $20 for two tickets to American Favorites on Saturday, May 18, at 2 p.m. (a $40 value) $20 for two tickets to Musical Magi...

One or Three 60-Minute Specialty Facials At European Image (Up to 61% Off)

Getting a facial makes you feel like a new person, just like parking in your coworker's spot and calling him by your name when he inquires about it. Reinvent yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 60-m...

Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments for a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Hidden Door Medspa (Up to 84% Off)

Much like the sale of sardines at movie-theater concession stands, the popularity of laser hair-reduction treatments is evidence that most people secretly long to be dolphins. Get smooth and sleek with this Groupon. Choose from Thr...

Express Keratin Treatment with Haircut, or Full Keratin Treatment or Brazilian Blowout at M Salon (Up to 67% Off)

Playing with your flowing locks of hair can be a sign of affection, much like mowing "I 'lawn' for you" into a neighbor’s front yard. Look well-groomed with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89 for an express keratin tr...

Zipline Adventure for 2 or 4, or Zipline Party for Up to 10 at Zip Nac (Up to 53% Off)

The need to feel the wind in your hair is best fulfilled by ziplining, though it can also be fulfilled by riding in a convertible, swinging on a tire swing, or getting sneezed on by a jumbo jet. Speed in style with this Groupon. Ch...

60- or 90-Minute Swedish Massage at Kim’s Natural Approach (Up to 55% Off)

If deprived of massages, your muscles will gradually contract and twine together until they spell out the phone number of the nearest hospital. Answer the cry for help with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for a 60-mi...

One or Three Shellac Manicures from Betsy at Mina's Salon (Up to 54% Off)

Like your music collection or a public reading of your dream journal, your nails say a lot about you. Control the message with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for one Shellac manicure (a $40 value) $55 for three Shel...

Eight, Six, Four, or Two Microdermabrasion Treatments from Naila Malik, MD in Southlake (Up to 75% Off)

Microdermabrasion makes faces look younger, allowing parents to pose as their own children during high-school football tryouts. Put on your game face with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $149 for eight microdermabrasion tr...

One, Two, or Three Full-Service Oil Changes at Kwik Car Lube & Tune (Up to 60% Off)

An oil change is recommended every 3,000 miles or when the oil in the engine starts to gurgle out of the air-conditioning ducts. Keep your car humming with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $16 for one full-service oil chan...

Smartphone Repair and Accessories at ifixandrepair (Up to 54% Off). Four Options Available.

Computers are behaving more and more like the human brain, which is why it's now acceptable for children to claim a computer as their legal guardian. The future is now with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $49 for one screen...

Tea Party for One, Two, or Four Mother-Daughter Duos at Let's Pretend Tea Parties (Up to 66% Off)

A family outing is a great way for parents to bond with kids and for kids to keep parents far away from their stockpile of sentient toys. Keep adults where you can see them with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for a te...

$2,499 for a Complete Invisalign Treatment at David Clark, D.D.S. (Up to $5,648 Value)

Wearing braces improves teeth, much like trapping a mime in an actual box improves their performances. Straighten up with this Groupon. $2,499 for Invisalign Treatment (Up to $5,648 Value) Invisalign straightens teeth with a serie...

One or Three Infrared Body Wraps at Intrinsic Wellness Center (Up to 69% Off)

Similar to old pennies, environmental toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Feel good head to tails with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one infrared body ...

Youth Athletic Clinic for One, Two, or Three Children at Athletic Revolution (Up to 71% Off)

Becoming a champion athlete requires focus, resilience, and constantly making sure your opponents don't drink your sweat to steal your life energy. Don't get licked with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a 1.5-hour ...

Jewelry-Making Class for One or Two at Dallas Handmade Arts Market, Inc (51% Off)

Giving the gift of jewelry is a great way to say, I love you, I'm sorry, and I didn't know you couldn't give a baby coffee. Speak through sparkles with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $17 for a jewelry-making class for o...

Mexican Food at Mijo's Mexican (Half Off). Two Options Available.

The tortilla's thinness makes it ideal for folding, sliding under closed doors, and illustrating theories that the earth is made of corn. Exhibit A, with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of Mexican food ...

Three-Hour Introductory Beekeeping Class for One or Two at Round Rock Honey (Up to 68% Off)

Honeybees act as nature's cupid, spreading love from flower to flower by distributing pollen and buzzing the harmonies of Boyz II Men songs. Harvest the nectar of amorous blooms with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 f...

Amino Acid Hair-Straightening Treatment with Option for Haircut from Kimberly Ross at Salons of Dallas (Up to 66% Off)

A hairstyle is often the first thing you notice about other people, unless their pupils have little mouths. See a new look with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for an amino acid hair-straightening treatment (a $200 v...

$149 for Laser Nail-Fungus-Removal Treatment for All Toes at Oceanview Med Spa ($325 Value)

If you feel good about your feet, you can hang out with friends at the beach instead of whoever else is in the footie-pajama store in the middle of the day. Seek better companionship with this Groupon. $149 for Laser Nail-Fungus Re...

One or Three One-Hour Horseback-Riding Sessions or a Four-Day Kids’ Summer Camp at RNR Stables (Up to 61% Off)

Horses have twice as many legs as humans, which makes them faster runners, stronger jumpers, and noisier tap dancers. Enlist the help of an extra pair of legs with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a one-hour horseb...

Haircut and Optional Color or Texture Service at Tanya Steele Hair Design (Up to 81% Off). Four Options Available.

Cutting your own hair can be tricky, especially since you can’t see the back of your own head or balance a carpenter's level on your uneven bangs. Trust a professional with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $29 for a hair...

Laser Tattoo Removal for 3-, 6-, or 12-Square-Inch Area at Derma-Aesthetic Laser and Electrolysis Center (Up to 75% Off)

Tattoos, like recurring nightmares or the squirrel infestation that inspired them, do not go away of their own accord. Foresee a tattoo-free tomorrow with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for six laser tattoo-removal t...

One or Two Signature Spa Facials at Essence Nail Spa (Up to 53% Off)

To determine a tree's age you have to saw it in half, but that's not necessary with people, since most of them will just tell you before it comes to that. Keep your age a secret with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 f...

Soda-Bottling Plant Tour with Floats for Two, Four, or Six at Dublin Bottling Works (Up to 53% Off)

Classic sodas delighted Americans' senses—with their real cane sugar, tongue-tickling bubbles, and spring-loaded snakes hidden beneath every cap. Enjoy modern classic with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for tour ad...

Haircut, Moroccanoil Treatment, and Optional Highlights for Straight or Curly Hair at The Styling Hutch (Up to 61% Off)

Growing hair is like growing a magic beanstalk: You can trim it regularly, or you can attack it with an axe in a moment of pure adrenaline. Keep manes properly pruned with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $35 for a shampoo,...

Full Set of Eyelash Extensions with Optional Two-Week Touchup at Allure Lash Studio (Up to 61% Off)

Without eyelashes to flutter, people could only flirt by contorting their entire bodies into the shape of a heart. Take the simple route with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for one full set of natural-look eyelash e...

Paintball for Two, Four, or Eight at Collin County Paintball Park LLC in Anna (Up to 61% Off)

Paintball hurts less than you think it will, like getting your first haircut or admitting that you don't love Denise. Be brave with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $30 for paintball for two (a $62 value) $56 for paintball...

Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments for One Small, Medium, or Large Area at Laser Sculpting Center (Up to 93% Off)

Removing excess body hair is crucial preparation for bathing-suit season, when you can only enter the ocean if the dolphins think you're one of their own. Suit up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for six laser hai...

Valentine’s Spa Package with a Massage, Back Scrub, and Facial Polish for One or Two at Massage 49 (Up to 53% Off)

Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon. Choose Betw...

Custom Facial with Thermal Back Facial or 1 or 3 Custom Facials from Tammy Nguyen - Skincare | NOVALash (Up to 59% Off)

When tracking suspects, the FBI relies on three identifying features: faces, fingerprints, and folder keepers scrawled with doodles and the phrase "I did it." Dote on your distinguishing mug with this Groupon. Choose from Three Opt...

10 or 20 Yoga Classes, or One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes at Diana's School of Yoga (Up to 80% Off)

Heat enhances the mind-body connection during activities such as hot yoga and the popular TV quiz show, Beach Jeopardy! Loosen up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for 10 yoga classes (a $125 value) $49 for 20 yoga...

$25 for $175 Toward a Complete Pair of Prescription Glasses at Habacker's Bespoke Eyewear in Plano (86% Off)

Like hardboiled detectives, prescription lenses clear up blurry mysteries and frequently end up framed. Focus on the facts with today's Groupon for Habacker's Bespoke Eyewear in Plano. $25 for $175 Toward a Complete Pair of Glasses...

Half or Full Syringe of Restylane at Orchid Rejuvenating Med Spa & Laser Center (Half Off)

Faces, like ailing Interstate highway systems, require periodic resurfacing to withstand the elements and remove evidence of inter-scooter collisions. Revamp your beauty routine with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $149 ...

60- or 90-Minute Vibraderm Facial with Extractions at Celebrity Spa & Laser Center (Up to 60% Off)

Regular exfoliations help brighten skin, smooth out wrinkles, and prevent outbreaks of unsightly third nostrils. Fine-tune your features with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a 60-minute Vibraderm facial, extracti...

$49 for $150 Worth of Fine Jewelry at Central Diamond Center

Jewelry is often passed down through a family due to its sentimental value and because only people who are related to each other have the same-sized necks and wrists. Wear and share with this Groupon. $49 for $150 Worth of Jewelry ...

Gourmet Meals and Cupcakes for Two or Four at Low Country Quisine (Up to 54% Off)

More and more Americans are turning to healthy fare now that we have mined the earth's final reservoir of chili dogs. Tap a new resource with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $11 for a gourmet meal for two with dessert (a ...

$25 for 25 Zumba Classes at Zumba Rocks! ($200 Value)

Sweating is like taking a nice shower, except the water is coming from inside of you. Let it out with this Groupon. $25 for 25 Zumba Classes ($200 Value) Instructors lead guests of all fitness levels through easy-to-follow interna...

One Month of Unlimited CrossFit Classes or 10 Drop-In Classes at CrossFit Denton (Up to 58% Off)

Bodybuilders visualize lifting a weight before actually lifting it, just as businessmen visualize leading a meeting before actually riding in on a stallion. Appear majestic with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for on...

5, 10, or 15 Yoga Classes at Divine Center of Yoga (Up to 68% Off)

Though holding a mountain pose yields comfort and serenity, holding a mountain goat yields a lifelong friendship. Embrace tranquility with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for 5 yoga classes (a $60.50 value) $39 for 10...

Massage and Spinal Decompression Treatments at Parker Chiropractic Clinic (Up to 90% Off). Three Options Available.

Most people go to a chiropractor to treat lower-back pain, whereas only a few go just to sit in a room with another person for a while. Join the many with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a massage and pain evaluati...

Three-Hour Private or Group Couples-Massage Class at Touch Massage Therapy (Up to 70% Off)

Learning something new requires clearing space in your head, which is best accomplished by sneezing out brain cells until you can't remember cursive. Make room for new skills with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for ...

$20 for $40 Worth of Tailoring Services at All About Fashion

They say you should dress for the job you want instead of the one you have, which is why most people show up for work dressed as retired. Dress for success with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Tailoring Services The All About F...

5 or 10 Kettlebell Fitness Classes at Crucible Krav Maga (Up to 74% Off)

Like a man handing out coupons on a street corner, calories often disguise themselves as delicious food to get close to you. Burn off some sneaky stowaways with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 5 kettlebell fitnes...

One or Three Men's Haircut Packages, or One Men's Haircut with Gray Blending at Steven Maxx Salon (Up to 54% Off)

Hair color is passed down from your parents, just like left-handedness or this box that you must never open. Unlock new locks with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $17 for one men's haircut and style with scalp treatment (...

$39 for $750 Toward Complete Hail-Damage Auto Repair at The Dent Hub

Dents can damage your car's looks, cause corrosion, and impede aerodynamics to the point that your car can no longer fly. Return to the skies with this Groupon. $39 for $750 Toward Complete Hail-Damage Auto Repair The Dent Hub's t...

$39 for $750 Toward Complete Hail-Damage Auto Repair at The Dent Hub

Dents can damage your car's looks, cause corrosion, and impede aerodynamics to the point that your car can no longer fly. Return to the skies with this Groupon. $39 for $750 Toward Complete Hail-Damage Auto Repair The Dent Hub's t...

Exam, X-rays, Cleaning, and Take-Home Teeth-Whitening Trays for One, Two, or Four at True Dental (Up to 93% Off)

Taking care of your teeth can seem like a chore, but it’s nothing compared to flossing the scuba divers out of a whale's baleen. Get a deep cleaning with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for an exam, x-rays, cleaning...

6, 12, or 18 Slim Shot Lipotropic Fat-Burning Injections at MD Secrets (Up to 72% Off)

"Losing weight" and "feeling great" have rhymed ever since Congress ordered them to with the Make Life More Perfect Act of 1927. Everything fits with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for 6 Slim Shot lipotropic fat-burn...

$49 for $100 Worth of Custom Framing at Bonric’s Custom Framing Gallery in Carrollton

Both a framed work of art and a finicky antique cannon add a lot of personality to a living room at the simple expense of a few holes in the wall. Maximize aesthetics while minimizing structural damage with this Groupon. $49 for $1...

One or Two Shellac Manicures or a Shellac Manicure with Spa Pedicure at Inspired Hair Studio (Up to 55% Off)

Like garden weeds, nails continue to grow no matter how frequently you nibble on them. Tend your fingernails with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for one CND Shellac manicure with spa treatments (a $50 value) $35 for ...

One Full Set of Eyelash Extensions with Optional Refill at Lotus Lash Bar & Spa (Up to 56% Off)

Choose Between Two Options $69 for a full set of eyelash extensions (a $150 value) $89 for a full set a eyelash extensions (a $150 value) and a refill (a $50 value; a $200 total value)

Mosaic-Making Experience for One or Two at Smashing Times (Up to Half Off)

Despite the alluring properties of open flames, only glass, custom masonry, and middle-school diaries benefit from being thrust into them. Manipulate glass into glossy art with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20...

One, Two, or Four 90-Minute Introductory Flight Lessons from US Sport Aircraft (Up to 61% Off)

Flying is the only way to get close enough to a cloud to milk it or to visit your secret sky family. Break free from earthly bonds with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for one introductory flight lesson (a $244 value)...

Interior-Detailing Package for a Small, Medium, or Large Vehicle at Car Toys (Up to 57% Off)

A well-cleaned car makes road trips more enjoyable, much like installing a GPS or burning a mix CD of your favorite screams. Make a clean getaway with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $79 for a classic interior detailing pa...

One or Two Brazilian Waxes at Celebrity Beauty Waxing (Up to 51% Off)

Unwanted body hair can make it unpleasant to go to the beach, much like the realization that everyone else there eats off the same sand as you. Walk proudly through paradise with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for o...

6 or 12 Women's Dance Classes at Hip Hop Heels (Up to 55% Off)

When you draw a crowd on the dance floor, it means you either possess awe-inspiring moves or are an ultra-dense quasar collapsing in on itself. Become a dance star with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for 6 women's d...

Two-Hour Auto-Repair Class with Optional One-Hour Bay Rental at Jack Junkies (Up to 71% Off)

Cars often make odd noises to let their owners know they’re in distress, whether it’s the whine of spent brake pads or the spontaneous honking of a possessed horn. Exorcise vehicular demons with this Groupon. Choose Between Tw...

$79 for Boost Whitening Treatment with Exam at Metroplex Dental Care ($399 Value)

Like good kitchen carpentry, good dentistry demands deftness with a drill, attention to detail, and the ability to perfect places made for temporarily housing food. Make your storage unit stunning with this Groupon. $79 for Boost T...

Haircut and Conditioning with Optional Partial or Full Highlights or Single-Process Color at Studio 3040 (Up to 70% Off)

Every time a new idea crosses the mind, a new hair sprouts as the idea tries to escape the brain and patent itself. Keep thoughts in check with this hair-disciplining Groupon. Three Options at Studio 3040 $35 for a haircut and co...

$329 for a Hot-Air-Balloon Ride for Two in a Shared Basket from Balloon Adventures ($450 Value)

Balloon pilots are the cowboys of the air, roaming the wide-open skies and herding children's runaway kites. Giddy up, up, and away with this Groupon. $329 for a Hot-Air-Balloon Ride for Two in a Shared Basket ($450 Value) After w...

6 or 12 Lipotropic Shots, or a Four-Week Weight-Loss Plan with Four Shots at Total Med Solutions, LLC (Up to 73% Off)

Vitamins allow humans to harness nature's goodness in a compact form rather than slaughtering oranges for vitamin C and tickling calcium out of unsuspecting cows. Simplify your supplements with this Groupon. Choose from Three Optio...

$149 for Full-Car Window Tinting at MoonShadow Window Tinting (Up to $399 Value)

Though we can't live without it, the sun often makes life difficult by blinding motorists or forgetting to turn off its blinker. Send a shaded message to the sun with this Groupon. $149 For a Full-Car Window Tinting (Up to $399 Val...

Haircut and Style with Options for Partial or Full Highlights at Penny Lane Salon (Up to 65% Off)

Beauty is subjective, unless you're talking about a slam dunk or the second stanza of the Portuguese national anthem. Become an undisputed beauty with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19 for a haircut and style (a $45 val...

One or Three Laser Facial Treatments at Revitalize Laser and Aesthetics Clinic (Up to 93% Off)

In science-fiction movies, bad guys use lasers to burn down national landmarks, whereas good guys use lasers to burn CDs for cool aliens. Get closer encounters with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for one Triniti las...

$149 for Consultation and Up to 60 Units of Dysport at U. Boutique & Med Spa (Up to $300 Value)

Human beings are hardwired to see faces on everyday objects, such as cars, electric outlets, and bathroom mirrors. Help your face stand out with this Groupon. $149 for a Consultation and Up to 60 Units of Dysport (Up to $300 Value)...

Six Laser Hair-Removal Sessions on One Small, Medium, or Large Area at Advantage Health and Beauty (Up to 93% Off)

Hair almost always grows back, just like weeds and the Washington Monument. Smooth things over with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for six laser hair-removal sessions on a small area (up to a $1,344 value) $179 for s...

$49 for an In-Studio Photo Shoot with Makeup Application, Wardrobe Changes, and Collage at Boudoir Therapy ($473 Value)

The great romantic painters had the same goal: craft an image so beautiful it would come to life and marry them. Be a work of art with this Groupon. $49 for a Boudoir Photo-Shoot Package ($473 Value) Professional application of b...

Laser Nail-Fungus Treatment for 1, 2–5, or 6–10 Nails at Spa In The City (Up to 76% Off)

If comic books have taught us anything, it's that getting zapped with mysterious rays always gives you crime-fighting abilities—in this case, superhuman toenails. Save the world with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 ...

60- or 90-Minute Tailored Therapeutic Massage or Two 60-Minute Massages at Touch With Intent (Up to 51% Off)

Massage therapy is among the best ways to achieve relaxation, on par with listening to actor Ed Harris chant in whale song. Sink into serenity with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a 60-minute tailored therapeutic...

One or Three Microdermabrasion Sessions at Elegant Salon Suite (Up to 61% Off)

Having a baby face can have unforeseen benefits, such as being mistaken for a famous baby actor. Look younger with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one microdermabrasion session for the face and neck (an $85 value...

$25 for 10 Group Boxing-Training Sessions at Bendu World Class Boxing & Fitness ($250 Value)

Punching a bag full of sand is more likely to make you fit than punching a brick wall or punching a bag that contains a Mr. T impersonator. Knock out unhealthiness with this Groupon. $25 for 10 Group Boxing-Training Sessions ($250 ...

Three, Five, or Ten One-Hour Horseback-Riding Lessons at MD Barrel Horses (Up to 52% Off)

Horses are known for their beauty, which is why so many of them are the spokesmen for makeup companies. Ride something pretty with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $89 for three one-hour horseback-riding lesson (a $180 val...

Pottery Class for One or Two at Dallas Handmade Arts Market, Inc (51% Off)

Archaeologists examine ancient pottery to identify a culture's preferred cooking methods and to determine which of its members was the World's Greatest Dad. Make timeless memories with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22...

One or Two 60-Minute Massage Slim, Aromatherapy, or Hot Stone Massage at On Natural Wellness (Up to 63% Off)

People like feeling good, which is why they get massages or wear nice, loose pants. Loosen up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute Massage Slim, aromatherapy with hot towel, or hot stone massage (a ...

Dental Exam and X-rays with Cleaning or Filling (Up to 90% Off)

Dental floss removes pieces of food stuck between teeth and can also be used to make cool bracelets that still smell like your teeth. Get squeaky clean with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a dental exam, x-rays, ...

Own, Two, Three 60-Minute Relaxation Massages at Core Activated Rehab (Up to 60% Off)

A sore back is often the result of days spent hunching over keyboards or playing catch with wet bags of flour. Get back in the game with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for one 60-minute relaxation massage (an $80 val...

Six or Nine Zerona Laser Body-Sculpting Treatments at MD Secrets (Up to 76% Off)

Losing weight can help you fit into clothes from your younger days, such as the wedding dress your parents forced you to wear on the first day of preschool. Turn back time with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $599 for si...

One Month of Swimming Lessons for One or Two Kids or a Two-Hour Party for Up to 15 at Swim-U (Up to 61% Off)

Swimming lets kids experience the buoyancy formerly known only to bobbing apples and inflatable witches. Let your fledglings float with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for four swimming lessons in one month for one ch...

One or Two 60-Minute Massages with Chiropractic Consultation and Exam at 1st Choice Chiropractic (Up to 86% Off)

The human skeleton gives the body structure, preventing us from looking like sacks filled with creamed corn. Stand up for yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one 60-minute massage with a chiropractic co...

Mexican Dinner Cuisine at Miguelito's Mexican Restaurant (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Though meals tend to bring friends together, meals peppered with magnets can push them apart. Enjoy an attractive repast with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of Mexican dinner cuisine for a party of two...

10 or 20 Children’s Yoga Classes at SMARTS Club (Up to 88% Off)

Yoga is a much easier way to exercise both mind and body than testing Einstein's theory of relativity by racing a beam of light. Travel at lithe speed with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for 10 children’s yoga cla...

Body-Jet Water Liposuction on a Small or Large Area at Advanced Cosmetic Surgery (Up to 73% Off)

The body’s storage of excess fat helped early man survive frequent food shortages and an inability to locate nearby diners without GPS. Help evolution along with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $999 for one body-jet wa...

One or Three Shellac Manicures with Deluxe Pedicures at Denean Lewis Salon (Up to 62% Off)

Your feet and hands need as much attention as you would give a small child or a penguin you are somehow forced to take care of. Pamper yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one shellac manicure with a del...

One or Two IPL Photofacials at Spa On The Square (Up to 73% Off)

Your face has a nose for smelling, eyes for seeing, and a mouth for keeping all your saliva handy. Resurface your face with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for one IPL photofacial (a $200 value) $109 for two IPL phot...

Haircut and Style with Optional All-Over Color or Highlights at The Color Studio and Salon (Up to 56% Off)

Sometimes things require a fresh coat of paint—figuratively, for those seeking a new look at the salon, or literally, for blacking out the nursery walls after your baby is unexpectedly born goth. Get an alternative look with this ...

6, 12, or 24 Vitamin B12 Shots at Oceanview Med Spa (Up to 88% Off)

People tend to notice when you've lost weight, especially if they are the people who carry your palanquin around. Show off your success with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for 6 vitamin B12 shots (a $210 value) $55 f...

Contemporary American Food at Savour Kitchen & Cocktail Room (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Dining out leaves you with a full stomach, fond memories, and pockets full of restaurant smell to take home to your kids. Enjoy appetizing aromas with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of contemporary Ame...

Visit for Two or Four or Family Membership to International Museum of Cultures (Up to Half Off)

Knowledge is power, which is why locomotives run on burning encyclopedias. Chug toward new understandings with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $5 for admission for two (up to a $10 value) $10 for admission for four (up to...

Three or Five Pilates Classes at Ultimate Pilates (Up to 67% Off)

In the Victorian era, people made their cores look tight by wearing corsets, which doubled as bulletproof vests during pistol duels. Strengthen your core until it's naturally impervious to bullets instead with this Groupon. Choose ...

Two-Hour Open Jump Session for Four or Six at Jump Mania (Up to Half Off)