Chicago Deals and Coupons

$20 For $40 Worth Of Casual Dining (Purchaser Will Receive 2-$20 Certificates) at The Howard Street Inn

The Howard Street Inn is the perfect place to go if you’re hungry and want some delicious food or if you just want to relax and have a few drinks. Their menu has plenty of options to satisfy everyone, from appetizers to pizza to New...

One or Three Complete Auto Details at Car Pretty (Up to 57% Off)

Eating in your car can be a messy experience, what with the flimsy burger wrappers and unwieldy caviar tins. Hold yourself to a higher standard with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for one complete auto detail for a c...

$39 for a 60-Minute Massage at Mirror Mirror Salon Spa ($120 Value)

A massage therapist understands the body and can recognize which muscles are genuinely holding stress and which ones are just being moody jerks. Let a professional work it out with this Groupon. $39 for a 60-Minute Massage ($120 Va...

One Month, 20 Classes, or a Season Pass for Beach Yoga from Encompass Yoga (Up to 83% Off)

Sweating is your body's natural way of staying cool and tricking farmers into giving you free lemonade. Let your body do the work with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for one month of unlimited beach yoga classes (a ...

$20 Off Your Bill at Armand's Pizzeria. Two Options Available.

Triangular pizza slices are easy to eat quickly, just like diagonally cut sandwiches and an isosceles note passed in class. Save your appetite for this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 off your bill $20 for two Grou...

$19 for Unlimited Fun-Park Rides and One Zipline Ride at Odyssey Fun World ($38 Value). Two Options Available.

Children prefer modern amusement parks to their historic counterparts: drainage basins whose only diversion was many, many snakes. Hiss in delight with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for one Extreme Adventure wristb...

$49 for a Private Golf Lesson from LPGA Pro Margie Muzik at Golf Learning Center at Hamilton Lakes ($120 Value)

Golf is a hard game, which is why some experts have recommended taking a golf lesson, widening the cup, or just racing the carts around for a few hours instead. Learn the game with this Groupon. $49 for a Private 60-Minute Private ...

5 or 10 Spin Classes at Joyride Cycle Studio in Highwood (Up to 76% Off)

Pedaling a bike helps boost your leg strength, circulation, and chances of outrunning the guy with a hammer who's always following you around. Train to go faster than that weird guy with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $...

Thai Food and Drinks at Thai Thank You (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Almost as pleasurable as a restaurant's food are the little rituals that go along with it: perusing the menu, anticipating the meal, and hiding under the table and grabbing passing waiters by their ankles. Drink in the whole experie...

$85 for Entry to Spartan Race at The Cliff's Off-Road Park on Sunday, July 21 (Up to $170 Value)

Early humans developed the ability to sprint to chase down sprightly prey and invented long-distance running to escape from slowly approaching glaciers. Follow in their fossilized footsteps with this Groupon. $85 for Entry to Spart...

$50 for a Ghost Tour for Two at Chicago Ghost Investigations ($100 Value)

Ghost tours reveal the hidden history of your town, such as which famous town hall is actually a ghost. Dig up some secrets with this Groupon. $50 for a Ghost Tour for Two ($100 Value) Outfitted with ghost hunting tools such as ca...

Cut and Moroccanoil with Option for Single-Process Color or Highlights at Allure De Vie Salon & Day Spa (Up to 71% Off)

While it's attractive to have chiseled features, you'll get the opposite result by actually chiseling your features. Let your hair add angles with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for a haircut, Moroccanoil treatment, ...

Two-Night Stay with Optional Romance Package at Songbird Prairie Bed & Breakfast in Valparaiso, IN

Top Reasons to Visit Songbird Prairie Bed & Breakfast With its wooded setting and only five suites— each containing a fireplace and oversized whirlpool tub—Songbird Prairie Bed & Breakfast in the Indiana countryside is...

Trippin' Billies Concert for Four with Optional Food Voucher at Durty Nellie’s on Friday, June 7 (Up to 62% Off)

A good impersonation can be indistinguishable from the real thing, which is why Method actors are no longer allowed to play dictators. Take in a safer form of imitation with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal Trippin’ Billies conc...

Cleaning for 10, 15, or 20 Windows at Affordable Window & Gutter Cleaning

Twenty years of hard work, honesty, and professionalism have made this company a success, and it'll travel within 15 miles of Fox Lake to make sure your windows sparkle: • $80 ($200 value) for cleaning for 20 windows • $60 ($15...

New Patient Wellness Visit with a Massage at Van Ness Chiropractic

Tons of patients say that Van Ness Chiropractic has made a huge difference in their health and lives, and this offer invites you to join the ranks: • $35 ($235 value) for a new patient wellness visit and a 60-minute massage • $5...

Large Pan Pizza and a Pitcher of Domestic Beer at Gulliver's Pizza & Pub

Antique lamps dangle dozens of golden, glowing lanterns from the ceiling of Gulliver's, whose opulence and homemade pizza have called Chicago home for almost 50 years: • $15 ($31 value) for a large 1-topping 14-inch pan pizza + p...

Furnace and A/C Tune-Ups and Inspections at TCC Mechanical

With resounding and frequent applause from clients for being dependable and knowledgeable, TCC Mechanical is the place to call for HVAC needs (and possibly to cut your energy costs): • $85 ($178 value) for a furnace cleaning and ...

Power Washing for Up to 1,000 Square Feet at Sunnyview Landscaping

What was once just a single truck and lawn mower has become a business three times as big -- and its list of well-respected services now includes power washing: • $99 ($200 value) for power washing for up to 1,000 square feet ...

Four Go-Kart Racing Sessions with Annual License at Melrose Park Indoor Grand Prix

Sneakers? Check. Appetite for racing at 40 MPH? Check. Eco-friendly go-karts with plenty of power? Melrose Park Indoor Grand Prix has that one covered: • $25 ($90 value) for four sessions of go-kart racing • Includes an annual ...

Hibachi Cuisine on Friday–Sunday or Monday–Thursday at Kegon (Half Off)

In America, Japan is thought of as the birthplace of teppanyaki grilling and the country that kind of looks like a shrimp. Learn more about the world with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of Japanese cui...

Run for their Lives 8K-Race or 4K-Dog-Friendly Walk Registration for One or Two from PAWS Chicago (Up to 53% Off)

Ever since humans learned to domesticate animals, dogs have been loyal companions, protecting owners from harm and comprising all of America's vice presidents. Elect the next Rover Cleveland with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Op...

Pizza and Mini-Golf Outing for Up to Five or Basic Party Package at Fore! Family Fun in Oswego (Up to 52% Off)

Until psychiatrists learn to implant fun directly in the human brain, the world will continue to rely on comic strips, mini golf, and spinning in circles really fast. Replenish fun supplies with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Opt...

One or Two BioBrasion Treatments with Ferulic Acid Peels or One Custom Facial at Shizoku Skin (Up to 54% Off)

Toxins have slowly crept into the natural world, filling water with lead, air with smog, and half of all trees with limitless rage. Stay pure with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for one 60-minute Shizoku custom faci...

Bowling for Six with Shoe Rentals, Large Pizza, and Soda at Centennial Lanes (Up to 57% Off). Two Options Available.

Bowling is like taking a road test: the only way to win is to knock over more obstacles than everyone else. Cruise to victory with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for bowling for six, good any day of the week (up to a...

Two, Four, or Six iLipo Ultra Plus Body-Contouring Treatments at NU:U Laser Lipo Centers of Chicago(Up to 82% Off)

Laser energy is becoming more and more common in med spas and less and less common in military demonstrations of how to set a distant planet on fire. Put lasers to better use with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for t...

French-Vietnamese Cuisine for Two or Four or More at Cuisine de Saigon (Half Off)

Eating at restaurants delays the need to go grocery shopping or clear your stolen snowman heads out of the freezer. Keep your secrets on ice with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of French-Vietnamese cui...

Seafood and Mediterranean Cuisine for Two or Four at Caspian Cafe (Up to 56% Off)

When stomachs feel empty inside, they're known to emit fierce growls and shout existential queries to Colonel Sanders. Put anxious appetites at ease with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $18 for a Mediterranean dinner for ...

Three-, Five-, or Seven-Night All-Inclusive Stay at The Reef CocoBeach in Playa Del Carmen, Mexico

All-Inclusive Resort near Mesoamerican Barrier Reef The Mesoamerican Reef extends more than 600 miles along the Yucatán Peninsula, making it the second-largest barrier reef in the world. More than 500 species of fish live here, in...

Two-Night Stay with Optional Romance Package at Songbird Prairie Bed & Breakfast in Valparaiso, IN

Top Reasons to Visit Songbird Prairie Bed & Breakfast With its wooded setting and only five suites— each containing a fireplace and oversized whirlpool tub—Songbird Prairie Bed & Breakfast in the Indiana countryside is...

Interior Painting for a 12x12 Room at PB Decorating Inc.

Exceeding expectations is simply the norm at P.B. Decorating Inc., which earns rave reviews for results that match exactly what clients want: • $89 ($200 value) for interior painting for a 12x12 room with 2 coats of paint • Com...

Haircut and Manicure Package at Divine Hair & Color Studio

The stylists at this salon pride themselves on listening carefully to your vision before they touch your hair, ensuring that you get exactly the look you want -- and inspired style suggestions, if you need them: • $55 ($120 value...

Tickets to Speed Dating Events at SpeedChicago Dating

Your pockets are overflowing with business cards, but you're looking for more than another power lunch. If you're searching for connections that are a little more personal, put those networking skills to the test with this deal from...

The Beach Slap Party on North Avenue Beach at The Beach Slap Party on North Avenue Beach

Looking for the perfect way to kick-start your summer? Head to The Beach Slap Party with this offer from Players Sport & Social Group, and you'll score access to the hottest party of the summer, held at North Avenue Beach on Sat...

Auto Detailing Packages at Detail Kings

Considering this Downers Grove shop is owned by a marine veteran, it's no surprise cars leave the lot with a white-glove shine. Visit Monday to Saturday with this deal: • $49 ($100 value) for an Interior Detail for a car • $49 (...

i-Lipo Session or Apollo Session at Doctor 4 Diet, Dr. Julia Melamed

Score smoother-looking skin with help from the experts at this facility, which has locations in Deerfield and Chicago: • $49 ($300 value) for one i-Lipo session • $99 ($600 value) for two i-Lipo sessions • $149 ($750 value) for...

60-Minute Swedish or Hot-Stone Massage with Thai Bodywork and Aromatherapy at The Beauty Cell Inc. (Up to 59% Off)

Stress can weigh you down, much like wearing steel-toe boots or earrings carved out of pound cake. Take a bite out of tension with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a 60-minute Swedish massage with Thai bodywork an...

$49 for a Family-Portrait Package with an Outdoor Photo Shoot and Print from Dale Horn Photography (Up to $385 Value)

A nice photo can capture the essence of a family, or just serve as a reminder of what they all looked like before they had to sell their faces to the mask store. Save face with this Groupon. $49 for a Family-Portrait Package (Up to...

Sushi and Japanese Cuisine at Little Tokyo (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Chopsticks gracefully transport sushi rolls to mouths, unlike forks, which puncture and mangle bites, or fingers, which often get distracted tickling each roll's belly. Carry eats sans distraction with this Groupon. Choose Between ...

$42 for a No-Chip or Hydrating Manicure and Classic Pedicure at Sasha G Salon & Spa (Up to $100 Value)

Relaxing on a beach can be unexpectedly difficult due to the dangers of UV rays and the limited shade cast by drink umbrellas. Kick back in the great indoors with this Groupon. $42 for a No-Chip or Hydrating Manicure and Classic Pe...

Two No-Chip Manicures or Pedicures at The Pink Nail & Spa (Up to 51% Off)

Like lawns or children, nails grow whether you're watching them or not. Baby your fingers with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for two no-chip manicures (a $70 value) $49 for two no-chip pedicures (a $100 value)

18 Holes of Indoor Simulator Golf for 2, 4, 8, or 12 at Bogies Indoor Golf Club (Up to 53% Off)

Simulators let people work through dangerous situations without encountering any real danger, letting pilots crash or golfers swim in the water hazards. Dive into simulated scenarios with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $...

$19 for an Outdoor Photo Shoot with Prints and E-view CD from Portrait Scene ($218 Value)

Photographs make it easy to remember what your loved ones look like and save you the trouble of painting them each night while they sleep. Get some much-needed rest with this Groupon. $19 for an Outdoor Photo-Shoot Package ($218 T...

"Ain't Misbehavin'" at Harold Washington Cultural Center, June 15–23 (Up to 58% Off)

Smooth jazz is the sound of sophistication, unlike rough jazz, which is the sound of Louis Armstrong blasting chili out of his trumpet. Lend your ear to upscale scales with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal $50 for two tickets to A...

VIP Package for Two or Four to "The Invasion of Skokie" at Mayer Kaplan Jewish Community Center (Up to 59% Off)

The Deal VIP packages to see ShPIeL Performing Identity's The Invasion of Skokie Where: The Theatre at Mayer Kaplan Jewish Community Center Seating: general admission Door time: one hour before showtime Click here to view all avai...

$15 for $30 Worth of Chicago-Style Italian Food at Jimmy's Place

People love eating at restaurants because the food is as delicious as a home-cooked meal, but you don't have to eat at a table with your 14 strong, hungry teenage brothers. Get some eating room with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth ...

One, Two or Four i-Lipo Sessions at Physicians Sports and Injury Center (Up to 69% Off)

Speeding up the natural weight-loss process requires advanced technology, such as lasers or a genetically modified treadmill whose human hands slap high-fives of encouragement. Avoid the excesses of science with this Groupon. Choos...

10 or 20 Classes at Akemi Fitness Method (Up to 65% Off)

In the Victorian era, people made their cores look tight by wearing corsets, which doubled as bulletproof vests during pistol duels. Strengthen your core until it's naturally impervious to bullets instead with this Groupon. Choose ...

Three Laps in One or Two Luxury Cars on a Professional Racetrack from Xtreme Xperience on June 27–30 (Up to 68% Off)

For many, driving a racecar is an unattainable childhood dream, like becoming a lion tamer or visiting the farm where all your old pets live. Make the impossible possible with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $159 for thr...

Initial Consultation & Two Acupuncture Treatments at Acupuncture INC

Acupuncture might have roots in ancient Chinese medicine, but it's popular in Naperville as a modern-day alternative medicine for pain, stress, digestive problems, and much more: • $49 ($170 value) for an initial consult and two ...

Ticket to the Illinois West Suburban Wine Tour at Evanston Cellars

Most people think the Midwest is just plains, but this sparkling countryside is anything but flat. Check out its beauty and sip on vino from locally grown grapes with this offer: • $99 ($199 value) for a ticket to the Illinois We...

Oil Change, Car Wash, and Vehicle Inspection at Patrick Dealer Group

There's a reason why the Patrick Dealer Group has been a trusted name in the Windy City for more than 100 years (yes, you read that correctly). If you have a General Motors car, enjoy auto care you can count on with this deal: • ...

Oil Change Package at Elite Automotive & Performance

You've been putting your car's maintenance on the back burner lately, but you don't want to wait until you start hearing squeaks that can't be ignored. Give your automobile your full attention with this deal: • $15 ($30 value) fo...

Mini-Golf and Batting-Cage Outing for 2 Adults, or Birthday Party for Up to 12 Kids at Wilderness Falls (Up to 51% Off)

Mini-golf is like regular golf in most respects, except the windmills are too small to take naps inside. Play through with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for a round of mini-golf for two adults and five batting-cage...

Sushi, Teppanyaki, and Thai Food at Sakura Teppanyaki and Sushi (Up to 56% Off). Two Options Available.

Before tabletop grills, chefs could only entertain their diners by penning limericks in noodle dishes or hiding roman candles inside sushi rolls. Savor enthralling eats with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 ($...

Haircut and Style with Optional Conditioning or Color Services at The Loft Hair Salon in Plainfield (Up to 51% Off)

Hair clippings get swept away after a haircut, only to be scooped up by wig makers building their nests. Hatch a new look with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $32.5 for a haircut, conditioning, and style (a $65 value) $59...

Bar Food and Drinks for Lunch or Dinner at House of Music Entertainment, HOME (Half Off)

Beer has been enjoyed for millennia, much like the comical query "Working hard or hardly working?" Taste a time-honored tradition with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of bar food and drinks for lunch $2...

18-Hole Round of Golf for One, Two, or Four Including Cart and Range Balls at Blackhawk Trace Golf Club (Up to 55% Off)

Golf was revolutionized by the wooden tee, which replaced mounds of wet sand and the windshield of a friend with the highest handicap. Enjoy the advancements of the sport with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for a gol...

$20 for One Organic Airbrush-Tanning Session at Celebrity Skin (Up to $45 Value)

Tan skin suggests you spend a lot of time enjoying the beach, whereas pale skin suggests you rarely leave your sandcastle. See the light with this Groupon. $20 for One Organic Airbrush-Tanning Session (Up to $45 Value) Certified a...

One or Two One-Hour Massages at Northshore Medical Center (Up to 62% Off)

Massage comes with a lot of health benefits, such as reduced stress, improved blood circulation, and the inner peace that comes with knowing that while you're on the table, you can't fall into a bottomless pit. Stay healthy with thi...

One or Two Signature Facials at Leah Chavie Skincare Boutique (Up to 60% Off)

Before battle, samurai warriors gently exfoliated and deeply cleansed their pores so they could slay foes with one sexy glance. Become an aesthetic warrior with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for one Signature facia...

Women’s Cut with Options of Partial or Full Highlights at Contempo Hair Salon (Up to 55% Off)

A well-kept hairstyle conveys confidence and implies that you've stopped riding upside-down roller coasters on the way to work. Prove you've matured with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for a women’s haircut with de...

Visit for Two or Four, or Individual or Family Membership to Museum of Broadcast Communications (Up to Half Off)

History tends to repeat itself, which means there's a good chance you'll get run over by another war elephant. Learn from the past with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $12 for admission for two (up to a $24 value) $24 for a...

Indian and Pakistani Cuisine at Masala Grill (Half Off). Two Options Available.

A hefty dose of spice makes for the best food and the worst eye drops. Feel the burn with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12.50 for $25 worth of Indian and Pakistani cuisine for two or more people $25 for $50 worth of I...

$49 for a Dental-Exam Package with X-rays and Cleaning at Avid Dental in Mt. Prospect ($212 Value)

People are attracted to bright smiles, like moths to a flame or mechanical moths to giant electromagnets. Improve your pull with this Groupon. $49 for a Dental-Exam Package ($212 Value) Dental exam (a $58 value) X-rays (a $75 val...

$149 for Car Remote-Start System with Installation or Car Alarm System at PH.D Electronics, Inc. ($300 Value)

There were no repair shops during the early days of the automobile; families simply drove cars until they fell apart and either founded a new city with the car's parts or became skeletons. Revive your ride with this Groupon. Choose...

One, Two, or Four Private Dance Lessons at Chicago Dance Factory

Studio director Brian Wong and his certified instructors will work with you and your partner to master the basic rhythms and moves of West Coast swing, salsa, country, or ballroom dancing with this deal: • $25 ($99 value) for a p...

Mini Cheesecakes or $10 to Spend on Pastries at Lutz Café & Pastry Shop

There's no such thing as window shopping in Lutz Café -- the aroma of freshly baked European treats and the pull of the flower-filled outdoor garden will have you staying and sampling sweets: • $14 ($28 value) for three mini chee...

One Month of Unlimited Boot Camp Classes at Edge Strength & Conditioning

Excuses don't stand a chance at Edge Strength & Conditioning, a fully outfitted training center that offers top-notch equipment, results-driven classes six days a week, and experienced instructors who truly want to see you succe...

Wellness, Healthy Heart, Fatigue, or Hormone Test at myfastlab

A quick, convenient trip to one of 23 facilities in Chicagoland can get you important health-related info in just one or two days, so opt for some of these affordable test results: • $55 ($129 value) for a Wellness Panel • $65 (...

Open-Play Paintball with Equipment and 250 Balls for Two, Three, or Eight at Badlandz Paintball Field (Up to 71% Off)

A trip to the paintball field is the only way to treat an itchy trigger finger, outside of expensive rash creams or firing a water gun carved from a cactus. Scratch the itch for vengeance with this Groupon. Choose from Three Option...

One or Three Acupuncture Treatments at Eastland Acupuncture (Up to 61% Off)

Acupuncture can ease the aches and pains caused by working on your feet all day and spending all night in an alley full of rocks and garbage. Pick yourself up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one acupuncture ...

"Voice of a Child" Play at Portage Theater on June 30, at 5 p.m., Presented by R&J Productions, Inc. (Up to 53% Off)

The best theater holds up a mirror to the world, which is why the first act is often just the actors sitting in theater seats and waiting for the audience to do something. Let the actors make the first move with this GrouponLive dea...

Partial or Full Eyelash Extensions at Silk Roses Salon Spa (Up to 56% Off)

Having long eyelashes improves everything, from winking to catching your own tears so you can prove to your parents how hard you were crying. Get a more dramatic look with Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a partial set...

5 or 10 Classes at Village Yoga Chicago (Up to 62% Off)

Yoga helps people return to the state of flexibility they enjoyed as babies, when they could naturally put their legs behind their heads, or levitate. Let your limbs relive the glory days with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Optio...

Eyelash Extensions at Eye Love Lash & Nail Studio (Up to 60% Off). Four Options Available.

Eyelashes dutifully defend eyes against wintertime dangers, from windswept snowflakes to the butterflies that so often flutter and flirt beneath the mistletoe. Protect your pupils at any time of year with this Groupon. Choose from ...

$39 for Eye Exam and $200 Toward Prescription Glasses at i2i eyecare ($320 Value)

Sunglasses were first worn by armies in the Civil War so that the other side would put down their guns and try to befriend "those cool guys." Honor the union of fashion and function with this Groupon. $39 for Eye Exam and $200 Towa...

Rock-Climbing Pass for Two, Parent and Child Lesson, or Rock-Climbing Summer Camp at North Wall (Up to 53% Off)

Some people are born to run; some are born to scramble up and down walls and ceilings like a tokay gecko. Unleash your inner lizard with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $16 for a one-hour Just Try It rock-climbing pass fo...

BYOB Painting Class for One or Two at Wet Paint Chicago (Up to 56% Off)

Creating a 2-D rendition on canvas requires either the ability to masterfully wield a paintbrush or the strength to flatten a fruit bowl. Discover your artful brawn with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a three-ho...

$19 for Registration to Chicago Chinatown 5K on Saturday, July 13 (Up to $38.61 Value)

Running is good for you because it’s a full-body exercise but mostly because it produces CO2 that plants will eat instead of you. Marvel the circle of life with this Groupon. $19 for Registration to Chicago Chinatown 5K for One, ...

Chicago Philharmonic Orchestra Presents "Bernstein and Schubert" at Pick-Staiger Hall on Friday, May 24 (Up to Half Off)

An evening at the orchestra thrills all of the senses—the eyes watch precise playing, the ears hear melodious chords, and the nose smells freshly baked treble clefs. Experience art with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal $40 for ...

Pilates Reformer Classes or GYROTONIC Session at Swan Dive Center for Pilates

This sunlit Northbrook studio boasts an impressive 4,000 square feet of excellent Pilates equipment, so it's the perfect place to practice the fluid, balance-focused exercises of this popular workout: • $49 ($100 value) for four ...

Two Lower Box Tickets to Any Home Game + a Program at Chicago Bandits

The ladies of the Chicago Bandits have the toughness to bring home two National Pro Fastpitch World Championships and the compassion to provide underprivileged high school athletes with scholarship opportunities. Be in awe of these ...

Olive Oil and Balsamic Vinegar Package at Olive 'N Vinnie's

Jazz up your kitchen with a trip to this Glen Ellyn shop, which carries gourmet oils, infused balsamic vinegars, cooking gadgets, spices, rubs, and much more: • $13 ($26 value) for a olive oil and balsamic vinegar preselected fou...

Anti-Aging Facial or Eyelash Extensions at One Stop Salon

The technicians and stylists at this unpretentious, family-run salon in the Humboldt Park area pride themselves not only on talent, but on knowing each client by name: • $25 ($50 value) for an anti-aging facial • $75 ($150 valu...

Pedicure or Mani-Pedi at Twilight Nails (Half Off)

It's common practice to shake hands upon meeting new people so that you can hold down their dominant hand while your partner takes their wallet. Snatch a new look for your hands with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 f...

Chiropractic Exam Package Plus a 60- or 90-Minute Massage at Felde Chiropractic (Up to 94% Off)

The human spine is flexible enough to withstand a variety of activities, including early-morning stretches and late-night limbos under mall-security lasers. Give a hard-working backbone a tune-up with this Groupon. Choose Between T...

$20 for $40 Worth of Seafood and Drinks at King Crab Tavern and Seafood Grill

Like veggie burgers and topiary dinosaurs, seafood can provide common ground between those who do and don't eat red meat. Bridge diet-based differences with today's Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Seafood and Drinks The menu include...

Pizza, Pasta, and Calzones at Lucia’s Pizzaria (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Pizza is a more orderly way to feed a group than serving an unwieldy party sub or dousing your guests with a chili hose. Dole out slices of fun with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of pizzeria fare $20 ...

$10 for Comedy Show at Laugh Out Loud Theater with Popcorn (Up to $22 Value)

Improv comedy shows, unlike criminal-court proceedings and open-heart surgeries, encourage people in the room to shout out suggestions. Explore the extemporaneous with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal $10 for admission (up to a $1...

Reflexology-Treatment Package or One or Three 60-Minute Reflexology Treatments at Fit Foot Massage (Up to 65% Off)

Like a safecracker, a massage therapist is skilled at unlocking tension and discovering the pile of priceless van Gogh paintings hidden in everyone's back. Unveil lost masterpieces with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 ...

Women’s or Men’s Salon Package at Salon 150 (Up to 68% Off). Three Options Available.

A hairstyle is often the first thing you notice about other people, unless their pupils have little mouths. See a new look with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for partial highlights, a gloss treatment, and a blow-out...

Four or Eight Bollywood Groove Cardio-Dance Classes at Bollywood Groove (Up to 51% Off)

Bollywood film dances are usually elaborate productions that employ hundreds of actors made from trillions of tiny actor cells. Take a peek inside of Bollywood magic with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $50 for eight B...

Los Cabos Suite + Dinner for 2 at Marbella Suites en la Playa

Escape Kit • A Four- ($299), Five- ($374), or Six-Night ($449) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Garden-View Suite • Or, a Four- ($399), Five- ($499), or Six-Night ($599) Stay for Two in a One-Bedroom Partial Ocean View Suite • One R...

All-Inclusive Puerto Vallarta Resort at Vamar Vallarta All Inclusive Marina & Beach Resort

Escape Kit • A Three- ($300), Four- ($400), Five- ($500), or Six-Night ($600) Stay for Two in a Standard or Superior Room From Now to July 4; and August 16 to December 20 • Or, a Three- ($353), Four- ($470), Five- ($588), or Six-N...

Boutique Costa Rican Resort at Hotel Byblos Resort and Casino

The Escape Kit • A Four-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $100 Food Credit ($449) • A Five-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $120 Food Credit ($559) • A Six-Night Stay for Two in a Bungalow with a $140 Food Credit ($6...

Oceanfront Boutique Resort at Sandy Haven Luxury Boutique Hotel

The Escape Kit • A Four- ($419) or Five-Night ($500) Stay for Two in a Superior Garden View Room • Or, a Four- ($700) or Five-Night ($875) Stay for Two in an Ocean Front Room • Daily Continental Breakfast and Mimosas • Combine ...

All-Inclusive St. Lucia Resort at Smuggler's Cove St. Lucia

Escape Kit • A Four- ($879) or Six-Night ($1,319) Stay for Two in a Garden-View Suite Between Now and June 30 or September 1 to 30 • Or, a Four- ($999) or Six-Night ($1,499) Stay for Two in a Garden-View Suite Between July 1 and A...

$50 to Spend on Food and Drink at Tequila Restaurante

Watch guacamole prepared tableside and choose from a diverse menu of cocktails to go with your meal at this festive cantina -- including creations like the El Tambien Margarita, a top-shelf Patron-based marg served with a side car o...

12th Annual Artistry of Wine: Admission for Two at Foundation Fighting Blindness

Move over, Napa Valley; it's time to experience Chicago's best food and wine with this offer from Foundation Fighting Blindness: For $125 ($250 value), you'll get admission for two to the 12th Annual Artistry of Wine event on Thursd...

Hair Care Package at Salon Sophia

Whether you want to hit the streets with a simple or modern look, these talented stylists offer plenty of pre-cut advice and post-cut guidance that'll help you maintain your mane afterward. Visit their Aveda salon with this deal: ...

Private Pilates, Barre, or TRX Classes at TruCore Pilates

Weight-loss fads come and go, but the hundreds of clients at TruCore would likely say this Pilates studio's methods are anything but a temporary trend. Experience its solid methods with this offer: • $75 ($160 value) for two 55-m...

20 Units of Botox at Doctors for Visual Freedom

Sans any surgery or downtime, the professionals at Doctors for Visual Freedom can help reduce lines between the brows with this offer: • $149 ($350 value) for 20 units of Botox • A physician uses a tiny needle to inject this pre...

One Full-Day Admission at Raging Waves Waterpark

Act Fast: This deal sold out last time! Skip the kiddie pool out back and explore the waterpark equivalent of the Outback at this Australia-themed aquatic playground: • $14 ($29 value) for one full-day admission (starting on ...

Two-Day Visit or Season Pass for Two at Randolph Street Market (Up to Half Off)

Before there were streets, street markets had to be held in dry creek beds or channels carved by runoff from the massive ice shelves that covered the earth. Observe the festival's modern habitat with this Groupon. Choose from Two O...

Two Hours of Trampoline Jump Time Monday–Thursday or Friday–Sunday at Sky High Sports (Up to 53% Off)

Trampolines have multiple recreational uses beyond their practical applications for making the neighbor kids jealous or saving basketball mascots from burning buildings. Spring into the future of pastime technology with this Groupon...

4, 8, or 10 Body-Slimming Ultrasound-Cavitation Treatments at Absolute Health Clinic (Up to 82% Off)

Much like mountain ranges, cellulite deposits take years to form and can stand between you and the coast. Tighten your body's topography with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $149 for 4 body-slimming ultrasound-cavitation ...

Dinner at The Department (Up to Half Off). Two Options Available.

Few things in life feel as satisfying as finishing a hearty meal, especially now that workplaces no longer recognize resignations tendered via throwing your computer out a window. Take this food and savor it with this Groupon. Choo...

Zipline Canopy Tour at eXplore Brown County at Valley Branch Retreat (Up to 59% Off). Five Options Available.

No experience delivers the natural beauty and adrenaline rush of ziplining through a forest, except maybe getting fired from a cannon through a landscape painting. Feel the rush with this Groupon. Choose from Five Options $75 for...

The Harold or the Armando Diaz Experience Improv Show at iO Theater (Up to 47% Off)

The best improv comedy show is just like the worst funeral: nothing is planned and everyone is laughing. Watch what happens with this GrouponLive deal. The Deal Two tickets to see The Harold or The Armando Diaz Experience improv ...

$15 for $30 Worth of East Asian Cuisine and Drinks at Sesame Inn

More and more Americans are turning to Asia for nourishment now that the hot dogs are gone forever. Sample some Oriental eats with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of East Asian Cuisine and Drinks Pad thai with chicken is $9.95, an...

10 or 20 Outdoor Fitness Classes from TriFit Boot Camps (Up to 84% Off)

Though the Navy refers to new recruits as boots and calls the place where they train boot camp, they still refer to actual boots as "snuggly piggly-wiggly dens." Shine up and look your best with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Opt...

Three-Course Bistro Dinner for Two or Four or $10 for $22 Worth of Food During Lunch at BackStage Bistro

Introducing a date to foreign cuisine can make you seem exotic, much like only communicating with them in the language you just invented. Be worldly with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $22 for a three-course prix-fixe bis...

$139 for a Scuba PADI-Certification Course from Learn Scuba Chicago ($285 Value)

Oceans are the earth's final frontier, holding thousands of uncategorized species of fish and one plastic bag filled with loose doll hairs. Uncover the mysteries of the deep with this Groupon. $139 for a PADI Scuba-Certification Co...

20 Units of Botox at SpaForever (60% Off)

Wrinkles point to humankind's evolutionary history as an exceptionally furless descendant of the shar-pei. Rid your skin of spare lines with this Groupon. $129 for 20 units of Botox (a $320 value) A registered nurse and a medica...

Vegas Resort + Show at Bally's Las Vegas

Escape Kit • A Two-Night Stay for Two in a North Tower Deluxe King Room, Sundays through Thursdays ($150) or Fridays and Saturdays ($270) • Two Show Tickets to Jubilee! • $30 Food and Beverage Credit for Bally's Restaurants and ...

Jackson Lake Cottages at Grand Teton Lodge Company

Escape Kit • A Three-Night Stay for Two in a Patio Cottage at Jackson Lake Lodge ($583) • Or, a Three-Night Stay for Two in a Classic Cottage at Jackson Lake Lodge ($793) • Daily Breakfast for Two at the Pioneer Grill • Scenic C...

One-Hour On-Location Family Photo Session at AB Photo Shots Photography

Crisp, bold photos are the norm at AB Photo Shots, which customizes each photo shoot to capture every family's unique personality on camera: • $59 ($140 value) for a one-hour on-location family photo shoot • Comes with a perso...

Swimnastics Camp, or Gymnastics Party or Classes at Libertyville Gymnastics Academy

From summer days filled with trampolines and pools to birthday parties featuring foam pits, this gymnastics academy and its patient, enthusiastic coaches do it all: • $99 ($200 value) for two full days of Swimnastics camp • $99 ...

Five or Ten Open Play Punch Passes at Pump It Up

Sand castles are fun, but this huge indoor arena takes it to another level with giant inflatable play structures -- think slides, bounce houses, and obstacle courses: • $35 ($70 value) for ten open play punch passes • $17 ($35 v...

Gymnastics or Tumbling Session or Open Gym Passes at Legacy Elite Gymnastics

This staff -- complete with national and world champion gymnasts -- loves teaching children, and its unparalleled coaching talent helps boost kids' skills and self-confidence: • $95 ($190 value) for a ten-week recreational gymnas...

Ethiopian Meals at Demera Ethiopian Restaurant (Up to 51% Off). Five Options Available.

An Ethiopian restaurant is a better place for a date than a hole in the ground full of barking Ethiopian dogs. Have an experience that's both Ethiopian and not traumatizing with this Groupon. Choose from Five Options $29 for an Et...

One, Two, Three, or Four Skin-Tightening and Cellulite Treatments at Med Spa Women's Health Center (Up to 79% Off)

Skin-tightening treatments are an easy way to smooth out loose skin without getting plastic surgery or covering your face with chip clips. Keep it taut with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $99 for one Accent Your Body skin...

Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Park Ridge Medical Spa Chicago (Up to 93% Off)

Unwanted hairs are like weeds that sprout on the garden of your body, and just as when removing weeds, excess hair should be decimated with a laser. Vaporize rogue follicles with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $129 for s...

$14 for Two Groupons, Each Good for $14 Worth of Breakfast and Diner Food at IHOP ($28 Value)

Pancakes, like coins, come in stacks, are often shaped like silver dollars, and get bitten to verify they're real. Accept no substitutes with this Groupon. $14 for Two Groupons, Each Good for $14 Worth of Breakfast and Diner Food (...

$10 for $25 Worth of On-Demand Ride Services from Lyft

Catching a ride eliminates the stress of sitting through traffic, much like driving yourself during bout of narcolepsy. Get to your destination safely with this Groupon. $10 for $25 Worth of On-Demand Ride Services Customers use ...

$15 for Bowling with Shoes for Four at Southport Lanes & Billiards, Seven Ten Lounge & Seven Ten Lanes (Up to $47 Value)

Bowling-alley lanes are covered in a thin layer of oil, facilitating a smooth trip for the ball and adorable walking surfaces for newborn deer. Polish your poise with this Groupon. $15 for Bowling and a Shoe Rental for Up to Four (...

One or Two Brazilian Waxes at Blissful Health Center (Up to 51% Off)

Strands of hair start growing inside the skin, where they build happy memories until an inciting incident thrusts them out into the cold, uncaring world. Conclude their story arc with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 ...

$35 for Two Pedicures at Eco Nail Lounge ($70 Value)

Feet gradually form calluses, much like the heart of someone who yells at kittens for a living. Undo unnecessary hardness with this Groupon. $35 for Two Pedicures ($70 Value) Nail techs pamper toes with natural nail polishes in an...

Microdermabrasion, One-Hour Facial, or Both at Skin Deep Med Spa (Up to 65% Off)

The human face can display a formidable array of emotions, including confusion as to the location of Wyoming and relief after finally locating Wyoming. Smooth your facial geography with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39...

2 Hours of Handyman Services or Home Energy Audit at Green Home Care

This crew is serious about going green -- beyond using eco-friendly products and recycling, it'll even let Facebook followers know if leftover supplies are available for upcycling: • $75 ($150 value) for two hours of handyman ser...

Overnight Whitewater Rafting for 2 at Overnight Whitewater Rafting and Lambeau Field Tour for 2: LivingSocial Original

Ditch that concrete jungle for the great outdoors with this offer: an all-inclusive overnight whitewater rafting trip for two on the Wisconsin River Valley. Head to 600 North Clark Street, where our team will be waiting to help chec...

$50 to Spend on Wash and Fold Laundry Service at The Spin Cycle

Laundry is both a literal and figurative cycle, but this offer lets you leave the constant rounds of washing and drying to the professionals at The Spin Cycle: • $20 for $50 to spend on wash and fold service for laundry • Each ...

Laser Nail-Fungus or Tattoo Removal, or Facial at Purity Medi Spa

Walking into this Libertyville spa feels like strolling into a friend's house -- flat-screen TV atop a fireplace, gold antique furniture, vibrant plants -- though your pal doesn't have these advanced beauty services: • $499 ($1,4...

Tandem Skydive for One Person at Great Lakes Skydiving

Make your skydiving dreams a reality in nearby Beloit, Wisconsin, where the gift of seven to nine minutes of dreamy canopy floating with a panoramic view of the fields, water, and skyline below await: • $139 ($279 value) for a ta...

Mini Golf with Game Tokens and Pizza for Two, Four, or Six at The People's Choice Family Fun Center (Up to 60% Off)

Like a screenplay written by an 8-year-old, a mini-golf course is full of holes and often centers on a dinosaur, a rocket ship, and a castle. Enter a pintsize world of possibilities with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $1...

Peruvian BYOB Dinner for Two or $10 for $20 Worth of Weekend Brunch at 4 Suyos Peruvian Cuisine

Vegetarians largely subsist on a plant-based diet until they swallow enough chlorophyll to begin photosynthesizing their own food. Take the first step with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $24.50 for a Peruvian dinner for t...

Two-Hour Single- or Double-Kayak Rental from Wateriders (51% Off)

Boat captains must master nautical lexicon before sailing the seas to ensure that they can distinguish port, which means left, from starboard, which means launch the vessel into deep space. Count down to a sea launch with this Group...

60-Minute Reflexology and Acupressure Massages at Foot Reflexology, Inc. (Up to 53% Off). Four Options Available.

Reflexology links organ systems to points on the feet, proving once again that the way to a man's heart is only found by walking a mile in his shoes. Mix metaphors with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $19 for one 60-minut...

Summer Outing for Two or Four at Turtle Splash Water Park in West Chicago (Up to Half Off)

The human body, unlike raisins, white wine, and the wit of Oscar Wilde, isn't meant to be dry. Dive in with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for water-park admission for two (up to a $16 value) $16 for water-park admi...

Haircut and Deep Conditioning with Optional Highlights from Eve at B Beautiful Salon & Spa (Up to 72% Off)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder—but not in the eye of The Beholder, the cyclops who sees only misery in all he surveys. Trust your own eyes with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a haircut and conditioning tr...

60- or 90-Minute Massage at Robledo Medical & Wellness Center in Skokie (51% Off)

Muscles, just like parachutes, can ruin one's day when tangled in knots. Unsnarl your sinews with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a 60-minute massage (an $80 value) $59 for a 90-minute massage (a $120 value)

$15 for $30 Worth of Japanese Cuisine with Two Beers at Aodake Sushi & Steak House ($37.50 Value)

"To grill" can mean "to interrogate," a usage derived from the ancient Japanese practice of ladling teriyaki sauce onto convicted spies and hissing at them until they released their delicious secrets. Extract top-secret flavors with...

$45 for Two Modified Brazilian Waxes at Carmen Nicole's Spa & Laser ($90 Value)

Wax removes multiple hairs at once, saving you from having to wait for each strand to grow up and move away to the shower drain. Let 'em go with this Groupon. $45 for Two Modified Brazilian Waxes ($90 Value) Modified Brazilian wax...

Aveda Lavender Massage with Optional Jojoba-Infused Facial or Aveda Express Mani-Pedi at Asha SalonSpa (Up to 52% Off)

"Massage" comes from massa, the Latin word for "dough," a reference to therapists' kneading motions and propensity to toss their clients up in the air. Stay grounded with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $89 for a 60-minut...

90-Minute Discover Scuba Class or PADI Full Open-Water Scuba-Certification Course at Got Air Scuba (Up to 67% Off)

Scuba diving helps you check out things that no human could ever see otherwise, such as coral reefs or the bottoms of boats. See the unseeable with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a Discover Scuba class with under...

Two-Hour BYOB Art Class for One or Two at One Strange Bird (Up to 51% Off)

Art can portray the world's most complex subjects: the passion of love, the horrors of war, and the despair of fruit waiting to be eaten. Hold a mirror to nature with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for any two-hour ...

Randolph Street Market at Randolph Street Market

Throughout the year, the Randolph Street Market transforms Plumber's Hall in the West Loop into Chicago's go-to spot for shopping. With this $4 offer ($8 value), score a two-day ticket to this famous market's Memorial Day summer out...

30 or 60 Minutes of Batting Cage Time at The Perfect Swing (Up to 51% Off)

Baseball sluggers live by a simple rule: "Outside and low, let it go/Inside and over the plate, hit it to where puddles go when they evaporate." It's outta here with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for 30 minutes of ...

$10 for $20 Worth of Mexican Food and Drinks on the Daiquiri Deck at Sergio's Cantina

It's easy to transport yourself south of the border—just visit a Mexican restaurant or hit the "Mexico" button hidden inside every car's glove box. Escape with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Mexican Food and Drinks on the Dai...

Three Flotation-Therapy Sessions, or a Massage Package at The Chicago Stress Relief Center (Up to 56% Off)

The flotation tank gained popularity among pacifists in the 1970s as a peaceful alternative to the dunk tank. Make waves, not war, with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for three 60-minute flotation-therapy and rain-...

$39 for a Private One-Hour Simulator at TourBound Golf Academy ($125 Value)

Golf-club designers often consult aerospace engineers to fulfill dreams of experimental-alloy drivers and converting the solar system into a nine-hole executive course. Take your game to the next frontier with this Groupon. $39 for...

Upscale Italian Cuisine and Drinks for Lunch or Dinner at Via Veneto Ristorante Italiano (Half Off)

Unfortunately, Nero is remembered as the callous emperor who watched Rome burn from his palace tower, not the enlightened gastronome whose vision was to reinvent the city as a giant brick oven for pizza. Adopt a flavor-first outlook...

$30 for 30 Yoga and Fitness Classes at In Motion Yoga ($250 Value)

Yoga poses combine strength and elegance, much like an advanced suspension bridge or any grandmother. Bend without breaking with this Groupon. $30 for 30 Yoga Classes ($250 Value) Vinyasa yoga combines controlled breathing exercis...

$45 for a Four-Visit Chiropractic Package with X-rays and Adjustments at Chiro One Wellness Centers ($1,325 Value)

The human skeleton gives the body structure, preventing us from looking like sacks filled with creamed corn. Stand up for yourself with this Groupon. $45 for a Four-Visit Chiropractic Package ($1,325 Value) The initial 60-minute v...

Three-Hour Weight-Loss-Hypnosis Class for Two or Four at Living Lite Hypnosis Centers (Up to 91% Off)

Hypnosis is the best way to reach a trance-like state, second only to watching a plastic bowl melt in the microwave. Reach an altered state with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a three-hour weight-loss-hypnosis c...

$10 for $25 Worth of Indian Cuisine at Shikara

Indian food comes from a faraway land, just like the fabled Pegasus or anything made of plastic. Take a tasty trip with this Groupon. $10 for $25 Worth of Indian Cuisine The menu includes chana masala with chickpeas in an onion an...

$99 for Tinting for Four Side Windows at Innovative Audio & Electronics ($200 Value)

The development of modern tinting methods appeased car owners frustrated by their inability to fit tinted windows over their prescription windows. Make your ride cooler with this Groupon. $99 for Tinting for Four Side Windows ($200...

DVD Transfers from Film, Scanned Photos, or Video from Universal Video Conversions (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Like Where's Waldo? books and the buried expiration-date clause in the Constitution, many films reveal hidden truths when seen in high-definition. Elucidate fuzzy memories with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $40 for $80...

$30 for $60 Worth of Steak and Seafood for Two or More at Wilmette Chop House

A well-cooked steak is considered the pinnacle of fine dining, since its preparation requires the only seasoning a true chef needs: a hot pile of fire. Discover cooking with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for $60 wo...

Weekday Party Package, Two Open-Play Admissions, or Summer Membership at Little Monkey Bizness (Half Off)

Physicists have determined that the best way to subdue wall-bouncing photons is to let them loose until they need a nap. Apply the latest scientific findings to your kid’s playtime with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $8...

$12 for $25 Worth of Pizza, Sandwiches, and Italian Food at Michael Anthonys Pizza

$12 for $25 Worth of Pizza, Sandwiches, and Italian Food The menu includes stuffed cheese pizza ($16.65 for a 12"; $1.55 for additional toppings), BLT pizza with bacon, ranch dressing, and chilled lettuce and tomatoes ($13.10 for a...

$99 for Chicago Cubs Game with Food and Drinks at Wrigley View Rooftop ($207.36 Value). Seven Games Available.

Playing baseball takes coordination, upper-body strength, and the courage to run counterclockwise even though that direction is normally only for the immoral and weak-hearted. See strong-willed Americans with this GrouponLive deal. ...

Paintball with Equipment Rental for 2, 5, or 10 at Wyldside Paintball (76% Off)

Paintball hurts less than you think it will, like getting your first haircut or admitting that you don't love Denise. Be brave with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for paintball for 2 (a $120 value) $69 for paintball f...

Three, Six, or Nine Vevazz Laser Body-Contouring Treatments at Taylor Rehab & Wellness Center (Up to 86% Off)

Losing weight can be counterintuitive: Little Debbie treats do not make you smaller, and you can't get an hourglass figure by filling up on sand. Navigate the confusion with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $379 for nine V...

$10 for Two Groupons, Each Good for $10 Worth of Bagels and Coffee at Bentley’s Bagels & Brew ($20 Total Value)

Bagels are the opposites of movie plots in that people prefer them with holes in the middle. Fill up with this Groupon. $10 for Two Groupons, Each Good for $10 Worth of Bagels and Coffee (a $20 Total Value) Start your morning fres...

American Lunch, Dinner, and Brunch at Firewood Restaurant & Sports Lounge (Up to Half Off). Five Options Available.

A sports bar can be a relaxing place in which to get away from the formality of the office, unless you bring along your boss, coworkers, and cubicle. Practice unboxed relaxation with this Groupon. Choose from Five Options $10 for...

$20 for $40 Worth of Michelin Bib Gourmand-Rated Indian Food and Drinks at Raj Darbar

Dining out with friends—unlike narrating your graduate dissertation and then holding a panel discussion with your children—can be an exciting way to relive the good old days. Wax nostalgic with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth o...

Indian Cuisine and Drinks at Viceroy of India (60% Off). Two Options Available.

Indian cuisine forges a perfect balance between using too few spices, which can make a dish taste bland, and too many, which can make tongues see into the future. Walk a fine flavor line with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Option...

Haircut and Conditioning with Option for Highlights or Color from Cut & Color Studio Hair Design (Up to 55% Off)

A good haircut can make you look younger instantly, much like bringing all your stuffed animals to work with you. Relive your youth with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for a haircut and conditioning treatment (up t...

One or Two Months of Unlimited Boxing or Kickboxing Classes with Hand Wraps at Warrior Boxing (Up to 71% Off)

Most creatures react to danger with a "fight or flight" response, which means they either box their opponent or commandeer a nearby blimp. Hone your pugilistic instinct with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for one mo...

Mixology or Bartending Class at ABC Bartending Schools

Feeling stir-crazy? Try shaking up your routine the Old-Fashioned way with this offer from ABC Bartending School: • $69 (regularly $150) for a four-hour mixology class • $199 (regularly $695) for a 40-hour bartending certificat...

One or Two 30-Minute Foot-Reflexology Sessions with 30-Minute Massages at Diversified Touch Massage (Up to 69% Off)

Appearing comfortable in your body can help project a professional image more easily than sewing a three-piece suit from business cards or replacing your head with a briefcase. Finesse your façade with this Groupon. Choose Between...

Wine Tasting for Two or Four with Take-Home Bottles of Wine at d’Vine Wine and Gifts (Up to 53% Off)

True wine connoisseurs teach themselves to distinguish varietals, identify flawed bottles, and cry pure chardonnay. Become one with the grape with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $18 for a wine tasting for two (a $20 val...

$55 for a 60-Minute Signature Massage with 15-Minute Foot-Reflexology Session at Body in Balance ($125 Value)

Having sore muscles, like wearing a suit of armor or signing a five-year lease, makes it difficult to move. Evict bodily stress with this Groupon. $55 for a Comfort Zone Massage Package ($125 Value) 60-minute signature massage, i...

Four-Course Tasting Dinner for Two or $20 for $40 Worth of Sushi and Pan-Asian Cuisine at Usagi Ya

Raw fish, like snowballs, must be rolled with care before being thrown at a school superintendent for refusing to call a snow day. Enjoy well-crafted, conveniently projectile edibles with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $...

$99 for a Three-Hour Introductory Sailing Lesson from Go Sailing Chicago ($375 Value)

Sailing lessons teach you to navigate choppy waters or awkward conversations during unnaturally still waters. Weather any storm with this Groupon. $99 for a Three-Hour Sailing Lesson (a $375 Value) Licensed, certified instructors ...

$28 for a Mani-Pedi at Valentine Nails ($56 Value)

Nail polish brightens dull fingernails, just as a drunk meteorologist brightens a dull newscast. Get everyone's attention with this Groupon. $28 for a Mani-Pedi (a $56 Value) Technician trims and buffs nails' edges and surfaces, t...

Chocolate-Making Class with Tasting for One or Two at Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory (Up to 52% Off)

Like crayons, chocolate comes in many varieties and tastes better when unwrapped before consuming. Taste a spectrum of sweetness with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $16 for a chocolate tasting for two ($32 value) $28 for...

Cat Eye or Light Look Lash Extensions or Lash Perm at Art and Lashes (Up to 56% Off)

Eyelashes can be surprisingly seductive, especially considering they are hair growing around your eyes. Get flirtatious follicles with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for “Cat Eye” set of 30 lashes (a $100 value) ...

8-Week EvoCamp Boot Camp or 12-Week Spartan Group X Program from Evonamic (Up to 74% Off)

The best way to workout is with thumping music fueling your reps, unless someone has backmasked "eat a dozen hot dogs" into the track. Avoid unhealthy influences with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for an 8-week Evo...

One or Two Large-Topping Pizzas, Appetizers, and Two-Liter Sodas at Dino’s Pizzeria & Fast Food (Up to 52% Off)

People love eating at restaurants because the food is as delicious as a home-cooked meal, but you don't have to eat at a table with your 14 strong, hungry teenage brothers. Get some eating room with this Groupon. Choose Between Two...

Chicago Sky: Ticket Packages at Chicago Sky

With a strong supporting cast and top draft pick Elena Delle Donne, the Chicago Sky are looking forward to a successful WNBA season. Catch all the action at Allstate Arena with these offers: Friday, May 31: Chicago Sky vs. Connec...

BYOB River Tubing, Taco Bar, and Transportation at BYOB River Tubing, Taco Bar, and Transportation

Contrary to popular belief, Indiana's Tippecanoe River is not named after its penchant for capsizing water vessels. Lean back and relax for an Adventure that's completely on the level: a day of BYOB river tubing on the Tippecanoe Ri...

$139 for Six Pain-Free Laser Hair-Removal Treatments at AmeriLaser Center ($1,500 Value)

Like a persistent suitor, unwanted hair is annoying, clingy, and can only be eliminated with lasers. Terminate intolerable tresses with this Groupon. $139 for Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments ($1,500 Value) The center's technicia...

5 or 10 Pilates Classes at Thrive Integrative Wellness Center (Up to 61% Off)

Pilates is great for lengthening and strengthening, making it popular amongst oak trees. Reach for the sky with today’s Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for 5 Pilates classes ($75 value) $55 for 10 Pilates classes ($130...

$14 for Two Groupons, Each Good for $14 Worth of Breakfast and Diner Food at IHOP ($28 Value)

Pancakes, like coins, come in stacks, are often shaped like silver dollars, and get bitten to verify they're real. Accept no substitutes with this Groupon. $14 for Two Groupons, Each Good for $14 Worth of Breakfast and Diner Food (...

$20 for $40 Worth of Sausages and Deli Fare at Crawford Sausage Co.

Kids love hot dogs because they can eat them with their hands and adults love hot dogs because they can pretend the hot dog is a telephone. Dial up some grub with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Sausages and Deli Fare Handcraft...

Bowling Package with Shoe Rental for One or Up to Four at Brunswick Zone (Up to Half Off)

Utterly useless outside the realm of competitive raccoon tickling, the human thumb would have no conceivable function were it not required to guide a bowling ball to its target. Treat it to a little rabies-free fun with this Groupon...

$40 or $80 Off Your Dinner Bill – Tapas and Drinks for Two or Four People at La Tasca Tapas Restaurant

Like voluntary tasings and constructive criticism, some meals are best when delivered in small doses. Snack in stride with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 off your dinner bill for two or more $40 for $80 off...

One or Two 60-Minute Custom Massages or One 60-Minute Prenatal Massage at Zen Massage (Up to 53% Off)

Massage therapy is among the best ways to achieve relaxation, on par with listening to actor Ed Harris chant in whale song. Sink into serenity with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $40 for one 60-minute custom massage (an ...

Burgers and Fries for Two or Four at Fatty's Burgers & More (Up to 40% Off)

Unlike a sand witch, a sandwich doesn't have the power to turn men into sand and sand into poisoned glass. Cast a devastating spell on hunger pains with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $14.37 for two burgers and two orde...

Bowling for Up to Six People or Kids’ Bowling-Party Package for Up to Eight at Castaways Bowl (Up to 72% Off)

Professionals bowl with more finesse than force, lending the ball spin and preserving the unhatched robin eggs inside every pin. Strike softly with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for two hours of bowling for up to si...

$25 for Five Indoor-Play Visits at Chicago TreeHouse ($52.50 Value)

$25 for Five-Admission Punch Card ($52.50 Value) Admission grants kids aged 1–15 all-day access. Children younger than 1 year of age receive free admission, as do those older than 15 when accompanied by a child. Chicago TreeHous...

Four-Course Thai Dinner for Two or $7 for $15 Worth of Thai Food for Lunch at Thai Village

Thai noodles combine Thai flavors with the utility of tiny ropes, as demonstrated most frequently when eaters use them to lasso appetizers directly into their mouths. Let noodles prove their full potential with this Groupon. Choose...

$15 for $30 Worth of Italian Food and Drinks at BaPi Italian Ristorante

Like puzzle pieces, pasta is known for its diverse shapes and ability to easily become lost inside a couch. Discover distinctive noodles with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Italian Fare and Drinks The dinner menu includes hous...

$299 for One Syringe of Juvéderm at Dr. Memar Dermatology ($600 Value)

Your eyes are the first thing people see when they look at you, just as your nose is the first thing they sniff. Pass inspection with this Groupon. $299 for One Syringe of Juvéderm ($600 Value) Following a consultation, Dr. Memar...

Haircut and Conditioning Treatment with Optional Partial Highlights at Persuasive Looks Salon in Dyer (Up to 62% Off)

Like using a tanning bed or filing down your vampire fangs, getting highlights makes people think you spend time in the sun. Get some color with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a haircut, conditioning treatment, ...

Two Hours of Moving Services at Trade Movers

With nearly 3,000 fans on Facebook, it's clear that Trade Movers has made a great impression on Chicagoland residents looking for affordable, efficient moves: • $99 ($198 value) for two hours of moving services • Available dail...

$300 to Spend on Blinds or Reupholstery at Decor8

More than 5,000 homes around Chicagoland have been outfitted with Decor8's stock of high-end draperies and blinds -- join the club with this offer: • $79 for $300 to spend on blinds with an in-home consultation • $79 for $300 to...

Lawn Maintenance or Fertilizer and Weed Treatment at Midwest Ground Effects

Started a few years ago by a longtime Plainfield resident, this company -- a Jack of all trades when it comes to household needs -- has a solid reputation for its honest, reliable, and professional work: • $20 ($40 value) for a ...

18-Hole Round of Golf with Cart Rental for Two or Four at Woodbine Golf Course (Up to 59% Off)

Top golfers launch their balls across courses with amazing accuracy, equivalent to the Statue of Liberty tossing horseshoes around the Washington Monument. High-five the Eiffel Tower with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...

One or Two No-Chip Manicures at Digitz a Nail Experience (Up to 51% Off)

Mountains may crumble and stars may fade, but coughing and hiccupping at the same time on live television is forever. Snag something else that endures with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $17.50 for one no-chip manicure ...

One or Two 60-Minute Reflexology Treatments at Alder Healing Center (Up to 56% Off)

Reflexology frees you from persistent pain, just like removing a heart that loves too much. Let it all go with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute reflexology treatment (an $85 value) $75 for two 60-min...

$15 for $30 Worth of Korean Food and Drinks at Yeowoosai

Inviting a friend to dine at night can be a good way to bond or make sure they aren’t actually a mirage. Discover the truth with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Korean Food and Drinks The menu includes bulgogi (marinated barb...

Portrait Packages with Three-Image CD and Prints or Gallery-Wrap at jcp portraits (Up to 83% Off)

Family portraits are great for remembering special occasions, such as the arrival of a new baby or that time everyone just happened to wear the same pantsuit. Capture the moment with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 fo...

10 or 20 Fitness Class, or Four Months of Unlimited Fitness Classes at Sky Fitness (Up to 91% Off)

Getting fit in this day and age is a lot harder than simply being told to walk the Oregon Trail. Forward march to fitness with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for 10 fitness classes (a $150 value) $99 for 20 fitness c...

Four- or Seven-Night Stay with Relaxing Classes and Other Add-Ons at Present Moment Retreat at Troncones Beach, Mexico

TripAdvisor's #1 Ranked Hotel in Troncones, Located on Mexico’s White-Sand Pacific Coast A TripAdvisor 2013 Traveler’s Choice Award winner for one of Mexico’s best small hotels, Present Moment Retreat has the look of a relaxi...

Schaumburg Boomers: Tickets at Schaumburg Boomers

With this offer from the Schaumburg Boomers, catch an on-field spectacle the whole family will enjoy. This new minor league team is a big win for Northwest Chicago households: Kids love the chance to take in a ballgame, and parents ...

Summertime Bash: Aerosmith, Barbecue & Craft Beer! at Backyard Festival: LivingSocial Original

If you had plans for July 13, might as well cancel them now -- we've got something cooking that you will not want to miss. Introducing LivingSocial's first ever Backyard Festival: an all-American summer bash featuring live performan...

One or Two Three-Hour Exterior- and Interior-Detailing Packages at Kar Toyz Automotive (Up to 56% Off)

Keeping your car clean sends a clear signal to your neighbors: I have a clean car, and I deserve to be Block Captain if we have a Block Captain. Make a statement with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89 for one three-hour...

Extra-Large Bucket of Range Balls, Pro Shop Merchandise, or One-Month Membership at Chicago Players Club (Half Off)

There's nothing worse than arriving at the golf course and realizing you've forgotten to bring some cash to tip the men who let you practice putting into their mouths. Get the right gear with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options...

$15 for $30 Worth of Pizzeria Fare at Bojono's Pizzeria

Unlike a math museum, a pizzeria teaches youngsters about fractions without kicking them out for eating the exhibits. Absorb educational taste with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Pizzeria Fare Bojono's menu stars pizzas with f...

One or Three Complete Interior or Exterior Details at River North Hand Car Wash & Detailing (Up to 67% Off)

Making sure your car is as spick-and-span as the day it followed you home is important for preserving man-machine friendship, which, if left unmaintained, can lead to engine failure and heartbreak. Solidify your bond with this Group...

One-Hour Swedish or Thai Massage at DuPage Health & Wellness Center (Up to 59% Off)

Chronic back pain can make it hard to perform vital work functions, such as fixing a printer or hauling a sack of money to the agreed-upon warehouse. Get the job done with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a one-ho...

$60 for a 90-Minute Deep-Tissue or Swedish Massage with Aromatherapy at Heavenly Massage ($120 Value)

Getting a massage can be relaxing, like listening to the sound of the rainforest or to the sound of a whale whispering, "You are in a safe place." Feel at peace with this Groupon. $60 for a Deep-Tissue or Swedish Massage with Aroma...

Two Bowling Games for Two, Four, or Eight with Shoe Rental and a Food Voucher at Poplar Creek Bowl (Up to 55% Off)

The best bowlers often picture pins as their enemies, the ball as a cutting insult, and the ball return as a ball return. What else would it be with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $16 for two bowling games for two with s...

Swedish Massage, Customized Facial, or Both at Keep It Young (Up to 57% Off Value)

Certain muscles can get overworked, much like the moms in commercials. Tune out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a Swedish massage or a customized facial (an $80 value) $69 for a Swedish massage and a customi...

$10 for $20 Worth of Thai Food at Siam Taste Noodles

Like rice, rice noodles are white and fun to toss over brides at weddings. Grab a forkful with this Groupon.  $10 for $20 Worth of Thai Food The menu includes noodle dishes such as pad thai ($7.95) and spicy crazy noodles in a ch...

$12.50 for $25 Worth of Indian Cuisine at Magic Garlic

Naan is both flat and fluffy, like a loaf of bread that's been run over by a Monster Truck. Skip the tire marks with this Groupon. $12.50 for $25 Worth of Indian Cuisine Lightly spiced potatoes and peas fill fried samosas ($3), wh...

$15 for Three Groupons, Each Good for $10 Worth of Middle Eastern Food at U-Pick ($30 Total Value)

If you only eat at restaurants, you won't have to keep food in the fridge and you'll have more room for the snowman you're not ready to say goodbye to. Keep your kitchen empty and your heart full with this Groupon. $15 for Three Gr...

One Week or One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes at Chicago School of Yoga (Up to 74% Off)

In yoga, it's important to pay attention to what your body is telling you, such as "I can hold this pose for another 45 seconds, tops" or "You just put my hand down on a candle." Listen to your body with this Groupon. Choose Betwee...

Mexican Meal for Two or Four at La Alianza Restaurant (Up to 66% Off)

Eating is something people should do at least three times a day, along with drinking a glass of water and blinking both eyes. Be human with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for a Mexican meal for two (up to a $59.97 va...

Spa or Shellac Mani-Pedi at Beyond Beauty Salon N Spa (Up to 56% Off)

Nails are the only things protecting fingertips from badly swung hammers and perfect games of Hit Your Hand With a Hammer. Go for a new high score with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $32 for a spa mani-pedi (up to a $73...

Membership for One or Two or a Family or Extended-Family Membership at Taltree Arboretum & Gardens (Up to 55% Off)

Choose from Four Options $20 for a single membership (a $40 value) $33 for a membership for two people (a $70 value) $45 for a family membership (a $100 value) $80 for an extended-family membership (a $175 value) The arboretum's...

One, Two, or Three Customized Facial Treatments at Earth Mama Esthetics (Up to 61% Off)

Using natural skincare products is a good way to give back to the earth without throwing 10% of your salary into the ocean each year. Get a natural glow with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one customized facial tr...

Oil Change Packages or Four-Wheel Alignment at Merlin 200,000 Mile Shop (Up to 64% Off). Four Options Available.

Cars need regular oil changes to keep them running in top form, just as winning racehorses need periodic blood transfusions to keep the drive for victory coursing through their veins. Treat your chariot like a champ with this Groupo...

Pub Cuisine and Drinks at The Hidden Shamrock (Up to 52% Off). Two Options Available.

Dining out gives home cooks the chance to take a night off and self-cleaning ovens the chance to take a bubble bath without feeling self-conscious. Respect appliances' privacy with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for...

5 or 10 Unlimited-Play Indoor-Playground Visits to Yu Kids Island in Vernon Hills (Up to 58% Off)

Physicists estimate that 47% of the energy in the universe is stored in stars and the other 98% rages inside human children. Release your child's unyielding cosmic energy with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $28 for 5 un...

Two-Hour BYOB Private Sailing Trip for Up to Six on Weekdays or Weekends from SeaBreeze Charter (Half Off)

Sailing on international waters allows sailors liberties that can't be taken on land, such as gambling on knife fights or naming a dog a swear word. Float above the law with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $180 for a two...

One or Two Hours of Tattooing or $20 for $40 Toward Piercings and Permanent Cosmetics at Twisted Tattoo & Body Piercing

A tattoo can draw attention to your best features, especially if the design is an arrow next to the words "ex-PECS the unexpected." Send a message with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for $40 toward piercings, jewelry...

One Month or Two Weeks of Unlimited Classes at Title Boxing Club (60% Off)

Punching a bag full of sand is a safer way to make you fit than punching a shark that is well liked by the community. Touch gloves with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $28 for one month's membership with unlimited classe...

One, Three, or Five Reflexology Sessions with Aromatherapy Treatments at Shelly's Salon & Spa (Up to 69% Off)

True happiness comes from finding beauty everywhere you look, especially in mirrors. Like what you see with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for one 30-minute reflexology session with a 15-minute aromatherapy treatment...

Lunch or Dinner with Appetizers, Entrees, and Fountain Drinks for Two or Four at Muscle Maker Grill (Up to 57% Off)

Healthy food has come a long way from rice cakes that tasted like cardboard and broccoli that tasted like broccoli. Cleanse your palate with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for a lunch or dinner for two (up to a $33....

One or Three 60-Minute Batting-Cage Sessions at Bash Sports Academy (Up to 54% Off)

According to legend, Babe Ruth pointed his bat toward the sky to let pitchers know exactly where the aliens were coming from. Send your own signals with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a 60-minute batting-cage se...

5 or 10 Pop-In Playtime Admissions at Pump It Up (Half Off)

Kids only like to sit still when they’re watching a movie they love or letting a friend pour condiments on them to see what it feels like to be a sandwich. Let them loose with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for fi...

$45 for One Classic European Facial at Charles Ifergan Salon & Day Spa ($90 Value)

$45 for One Classic European Facial (a $90 value) Classic facial helps cleanse and clear skin.

$49 for $200 Toward a Complete Pair of Prescription Eyeglasses or Prescription Sunglasses at Rosin Eyecare

Wearing eyeglasses is the easiest way to look intelligent, closely beating out reading a full set of encyclopedias on the bus or being British. Wise up your eyes with this Groupon. $49 for $200 Toward a Complete Pair of Prescriptio...

One or Three Microcurrent Face-Lifts at Advanced Healthcare Center (Up to 66% Off)

It's possible to read someone by observing their facial features—furrowed eyebrows convey anger, an upturned mouth means happiness, and gaping nostrils signal a nearby chili cook-off. Send positive messages with this Groupon. Cho...

30- or 60-Minute Teeth Whitening, or Dental Exam with Cleaning and X-Rays at Millennium Dental Care (Up to 80% Off)

White teeth are an indicator of good hygiene, just like hand-washing rituals that run the full length of "Bohemian Rhapsody." Get an epic smile with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for a 30-minute teeth-whitening ...

$18 for Three Games of Bowling with Shoe Rentals for Two at Waveland Bowl (Up to $37 Value)

If life is just a bowl of cherries, then bowling is a life of launching 12-pound cherry-flavored gumballs. Experience life's sweetest pastime with this Groupon. $18 for Bowling for Two (Up to $37 Total Value) Three games of bowli...

5 or 10 Kids’ Bounce-House Visits to Pump It Up Glenview (Up to 51% Off)

Inclement weather forces children to play in their homes, which is literally the last place their parents want them. Make everyone happy with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for a 5-visit play pass (a $40 value) $39 ...

Mexican Cuisine at Zocalo D. F. (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Ceviche is made from fresh fish, which is why it's so popular among coastal regions and bigger fish. Take a nibble with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of cuisine $30 for $60 worth of cuisine for four o...

5-Hour Journey Spa Package or 80-Minute Spa Package at Purpose by Design Salon & Day Spa (Up to 54% Off)

Massages can keep your muscles relaxed and stress levels so low that you can catch an arrow in your hands, assuming the arrow is gently tossed to you. Get zen with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $115 for a 5-hour Journey...

$139 for Profractional Laser Treatment and Photofacial at Chicago Institute of Plastic Surgery ($999 Value)

Everyone wants to look younger for the thrill of getting carded at a bar and getting away with ordering a kid’s meal. Enjoy those kid’s chicken fingers with this Groupon. $139 for a Profractional Laser Treatment and Photofacial...

One or Three 60-Minute Facials at Salon Sophia in Downers Grove (Up to 71% Off)

Freckles give a face character, and help grandmothers remember which cheek is the most pinchable. Buff up your visage's landmarks with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for any one 60-minute facial (up to a $125 value)...

20 Beach Yoga Classes or a Season Pass for Unlimited Classes and Workshops at Sun and Moon Beach Yoga (Up to 80% Off)

Yoga on the beach, like an unprepared chemistry student filling out a periodic table, adds the elements of sun, sand, and water. Get beach-ready beachside with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for 20 beach yoga classe...

30- or 60-Minute Jet-Ski Rental from Windy City Watersports (Up to 53% Off)

Until the personal watercraft was invented, mankind's only hope for summer fun involved hitting candied hams with tree branches. This Groupon celebrates watery invention. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a 30-minute jet-ski ren...

Two Hours of Trampoline Sports and Play for Two or Four at Xtreme Trampolines (Half Off)

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, which is why every time a human attempts to fly, a bird attempts to drive a stick shift. Engage in one of the primary mandates of physics with this Groupon. Choose Between T...

Belgian Waffles and Lattes for Two, or $10 for $20 Worth of Waffles and Belgian Chocolates at Leonidas Café Chocolaterie

It's great to reward yourself with some chocolate after an accomplishment, such as passing your driver's exam or eating a whole box of chocolates. Treat yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for waffles and la...

Mediterranean Food at Habibi Restaurant & Cuisine (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Baba ghannouj is made from eggplants, which themselves come from chickenplants. Pick pita with this Groupon. Choose from Two Options $15 for $30 worth of Mediterranean cuisine for two people $30 for $60 worth of Mediterranean cui...

5 or 10 Kids' Fitness Classes or Practice and Play Sessions at My Gym Children's Fitness Center (Up to 61% Off)

Some adults have children so they have a socially acceptable reason to eat at novelty pizza arcades and see movies with Shreks in them. Put some fun in the oven with this kid-friendly Groupon. Choose From Six Options $49 for 5 ki...

$20 for $40 Worth of Upscale American Cuisine and Drinks at Cadwell's Grille

Waiters wearing bow ties can mean that either a restaurant is upscale or that Pee Wee Herman is the maître d’. Figure it out with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Upscale American Cuisine and Drinks Chef John Grosskopf uses ...

$15 for $30 Worth of Traditional American Food at Mécénat Bistro and Gathering Place

One of the great simple pleasures of traveling abroad is stumbling upon a restaurant frequented by locals, followed closely by bathing in gelato and loudly explaining why everything in America is better. Replicate that feeling with ...

One or Six Mosquito Barrier Treatments at Skeeter Beaters

Save your skin from swarms of mosquitoes by enlisting these licensed techs, who can spray your yard with a time-release formula designed to wipe out mosquitoes for up to 21 days: • $39 ($119 value) for a single mosquito barrier t...

Interior Painting for a 12x12 Room at P.B. Decorating Inc.

Exceeding expectations is simply the norm at P.B. Decorating Inc., which earns rave reviews for results that match exactly what clients want: • $89 ($200 value) for interior painting for a 12x12 room with 2 coats of paint • Com...

$150 to Spend on Custom Framing at The Great Frame Up

Get some friendly help picking out the best frames for your artwork and finding a style that best suits your home's décor at this Orland Park shop: • $65 for $150 to spend on framing • Large selection of frames and mats feature...

Spring Lawn Fertilization at Dr. Green

The experts at this family-owned-and-operated business have more than 62 years of experience, and it shows in the way they help lawns flourish every spring: • $19 ($46 value) for 1-step spring fertilization • $38 ($92 value) fo...

$29 for One-Hour Massage at Main Street Chiropractic and Wellness Center with Wellness Evaluation (Up to $75 Value)

A sore back can make everyday tasks harder, from crawling out of bed in the morning to sewing yourself into bed at night. Add relaxation to your routine with this Groupon. $29 for a One-Hour Massage with Wellness Evaluation (Up to ...

Half Off Lunch or Dinner and Drinks at Waukegan Yacht Club. Four Options Available.

Dining out gives you a break from cooking and keeps your crippling fear of fire a secret for one more night. Get a hot meal with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options: $10 for $20 worth of lunch and drinks for two or more $20 f...

Two or Three Hours of Bowling with Shoes for Up to Six People at Stardust Bowl II or Stardust Bowl III (Up to 59% Off)

Wealthy people sometimes install bowling alleys in their homes, alongside walk-in humidors and rooms where a bunch of old men trade life stories. Roll with the big shots with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for two h...

Pizza, Pub Food, and Drinks at Gulliver's Pizza & Pub (Half Off). Four Options Available.

It can be hard to choose between thin- and thick-crust pizza; one offers a satisfying crunch and the other gives you a cool place to store your broadsword during dinner. This Groupon serves up a pan pie that’s the best of both wor...

$39 for Two Classic Mani-Pedis at Wax On Wax Off ($100 Value)

Women used to turn down dates by saying they had to stay home and wash their hair, which was true until women won the right to look terrible. Liberate your looks with this Groupon. $39 for Two Classic Mani-Pedis ($100 Value) Nail ...

One, Three, or Six Acupuncture Sessions at Sassack Family Acupuncture (Up to 75% Off)

Acupuncture redirects the flow of energy, just like holding a mirror in front of a lightning bolt. Take things in a new direction with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for six acupuncture sessions (a $240 value) $39 fo...

One, Two, or Three Signature Facials at Patrice Beauty (Up to 55% Off)

Keeping your face clean can prevent skin problems and keep you from becoming typecast as the loveable chimney repairman. Dust off your images with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one signature facial (an $87 value...

Ice Skating and Skate Rental for Two or Four at The Glacier Ice Arena (Up to 54% Off)

Ice skating rinks allow you to enjoy a winter sport anytime of the year more easily than filling your bathtub and turning the air-conditioning way, way up. Make big figure eights with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 ...

Horseback Trail Ride + Lunch + Drinks at Horseback Trail Ride + Lunch + Drinks: LivingSocial Original

Your busy schedule may not leave much time for horsing around, but that doesn't mean you have to completely rein in your inner stallion. Put some giddy-up back in your step with this offer: an afternoon of horseback riding and lunch...

Contemporary Sicilian Cuisine for Two at Ceres' Table (Half Off). Two Options Available

Going out to a restaurant with your family is a great way to catch up and an even better way to prove to your parents that you've finally learned to eat without screaming between bites. Reveal the new you with this Groupon. Choose ...

One or Two Large Two-Topping Pizzas and Two or Four Drinks at Nancy's Pizzeria (51% Off)

Going out for pizza is a fun way to reunite a group of friends, unlike luring them into a creepy mansion for a night of intrigue and deceit. Have fun with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $11 for one large two-topping ori...

Paintball for Two, Four, or Eight with Marker, Paintballs, and Gear at CPX Sports in Joliet (Up to 70% Off)

Paintball combines the philosophies of Sun Tzu’s The Art of War with anecdotes from Jackson Pollock's autobiography, I Will Fight Your Painting. Hone combat aesthetics with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $30 for an ope...

$48 for a Haircare Package with Haircut, Style, and Kérastase Intensive Hydrating Mask (Up to $140 Value)

Sleek, healthy locks increase chances of paparazzi snapshots while decreasing cases of mistaken identity with anthropomorphic cacti. Keep manes smooth and stinger-free with this Groupon $48 for a Haircare Package (Up to $140 Value)...

Haircut, Conditioning, and Color Packages at Scruples Salon & Spa (Up to 61% Off). Two Options Available.

Like a teenager's allowance, hair should be cut off once it's become too unruly. Take a stand with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a women’s haircut, style, and deep-conditioning treatment (a $100 value) $99 f...

90-Minute Brewery Tour for Two or Four with Tastings, Snacks, and Commemorative Glasses at Argus Brewery (Half Off)

Beer makers share brewing tips with just about anyone, whereas chocolatiers only share candy-making secrets with spoiled children who then suspiciously disappear. Get in the know and stay there with this Groupon.  Choose Between T...

Mediterranean Food for Two or Four at Alzain Grill (Up to 52% Off)

Mediterranean restaurants adhere closely to tradition, thanks to the generations of poets who memorized and recited takeout menus in public squares. Enjoy an oral tradition with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $3...

Go-Karts, Mini Golf, and Bowling for Two or Four at Kristof's Entertainment Center in Round Lake Beach (Up to 53% Off)

Before bowling balls had holes in them, players tried many failed methods to get them down alleys, such as the pitch, the shove, and the slap shot. Roll to victory with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for three hours...

One or Three No-Chip Gel Manicures, or a Classic Manicure and Pedicure at Salon Sophia (Up to 54% Off)

Manicures keep your hands looking young, as does grabbing a fistful of birthday cake. Keep hands clean and youthful with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $19.99 for one no-chip gel manicure (a $40 value) $29 for a classic ...

10 or 20 Drop-In Dance Classes at The Lab Dance Studio (Up to 69% Off)

Some people are born with a natural sense of rhythm, while others simply move to the beat of their abnormally funky heart. Feel the rhythm with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options: $39 for 10 drop-in classes (a $120 value) $...

Feather-Look or Cat Eye Lash Extensions or Eyebrow Shaping at The Lashe Spot (Up to 57% Off)

Although mascara can temporarily beautify lashes, it gets difficult to maintain when morning commutes include swimming across the office moat. Get a better beauty fix with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $75 for feather-l...

One or Three Brazilian Waxes or One Full Back Wax for a Man at Ritzy Blue Spa and Salon (Up to 65% Off)

Removing body hair reveals your sleek skin beneath, much as cutting the grass in your yard reveals its sleek skin beneath. Show some skin with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for one Brazilian wax (a $65 value) $69 fo...

$39 for 10 Fitness Classes or Drop-In Gym Visits at Cheetah Gym ($139 Value)

Getting fit requires perseverance, even when you're out of breath or you realize that the cat in the "Hang in There" poster is using a harness. Power through with this Groupon. $39 for 10 Classes or Drop-In Gym Visits ($139 Value) ...

One-, Two-, or Three-Month Children's-Fitness Memberships at My Gym (Up to 73% Off)

Kids don't move around as much these days, thanks to video games and the nationwide implementation of virtual recess. Tell tots to get moving with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a one-month membership (a $143 val...

One or Two 60-Minute Custom Massages at The Pressures On (Up to 56% Off)

Tension is often held in the shoulders, especially among those who are trying to blend in with society by binding their beautiful wings. Soar away from stress with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute cu...

Three 30-Minute Junior Golf Lessons or One-Week Junior Golf Camp at Michael Camastro Golf Academy (Up to 61% Off)

When Atlantis fell, the only survivors were its golfers, whose vast knowledge of water hazards saw them to safety. Hone game-saving skills with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $65 for three private, 30-minute junior golf...

$20 for $40 Worth of Sushi and Japanese Bites at Jaiyen Restaurant

Eating sushi for the first time requires a certain amount of bravery, trust, and a vow to only use the super strength it gives you for good or morally neutral deeds. Try some sushi with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Sushi and ...

$15 for Three $10 Vouchers for Frozen Yogurt at BerrySimple Yogurt ($30 Value)

Frozen yogurt has become increasingly popular with kids, much like having a lousy attitude. Seem cool with this Groupon. $15 for Three $10 Vouchers for Frozen Yogurt ($30 Value) Customers top 15 flavors of self-serve frozen yogurt...

Kayak Workouts from Wateriders (Up to 73% Off). Three Options Available.

Since the invention of inflation, prices for groceries have skyrocketed and rivers have become traversable. Enjoy the scenic side of economics with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $55 for four vouchers, each good for one ...

60-Minute European Facial with Option for a 60-Minute Exfoliating Body Scrub at Perry George Salon & Spa (Up to 55% Off)

There are plenty of little things you can do to ward off wrinkles, such as getting a facial or refusing to laugh at your child's jokes. Take your skin seriously with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $65 for a 60-minute eu...

Eastern European Meal for Two, Four, or Six at Klas Restaurant (Up to 54% Off)

Vegetarians don't eat meat, and carnivores exclusively snack on automobiles. Enjoy a hearty meal with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $20 for a meal for two (up to a $40 total value) $39 for a meal for four (up to an $80 t...

Three-, Five-, or Seven-Day Juice Cleanse at Renuil (Up to 51% Off)

A healthy mind in a healthy body is the most any of us can ask for, besides a genius mind in a 50-foot-tall robo body. Get into shape with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $89 for a three-day juice cleanse (a $180 value) $...

$2,999 for a Complete Invisalign Treatment with Teeth Whitening at Molis Dental ($6,200 Value)

$2,999 for Complete Invisalign Treatment with Teeth Whitening, Exam, Photos, Impressions, and Retainers ($6,200 Value) Invisalign straightens teeth with a series of clear, removable, custom aligners. The process begins at the denti...

One or Two Signature Elixir Vitae Stress Melter Massages at Elixir Vitae Spa (Up to 53% Off)

What you do with your time in the massage studio is up to you—some people sleep, others chat, and at least one person has run around the table until the massage therapist has caught them. It’s just the law of averages with this ...

60-Minute Hot-Stone, Swedish, or Deep-Tissue Massage at Qiana’s Massage (Up to 62% Off)

Lying on a table is generally considered inappropriate, unless you are receiving a massage or studying to become a tablecloth. Cram in furniture-scaling privileges with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for a 60-minute...

$19 for Brunch with Milk Shakes or Orange Juice for Two at Waffles (Up to $36.90 Value)

A meal with friends soothes the soul, much like a mother's hug or a movie about brave dogs learning to read. Enjoy a feel-good feast with this Groupon. $19 for Brunch with Milk Shakes or Orange Juice for Two (Up to $36.90 Total Val...

Underground, Architecture, or Chicago Loop Walking Tour for Two from Chicago Savvy Tours (Half Off

Walking tours explore intriguing surroundings at a leisurely pace, much like a photography class held in a thick bog of quicksand. Let it all sink in with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $36 for the Chicago Underground to...

Two-Hour Whiskey Workshop for One or Two with Up to 12 Tastings at Koval Distillery (Up to 54% Off)

Einstein famously said that imagination is more important than knowledge, which is why he also famously referred to the moon as "the night sun." Train your brain with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $75 for a whiskey wor...

$1,850 for LASIK Surgery at Vision One Lasik Center ($4,400 Value)

Although vision is just one of five senses, it’s the one that tells us whether an approaching object is a friend carrying cupcakes or a puma who’s just ravaged a bakery. Keep danger in view with this Groupon. $1,850 for LASIK S...

Sunset Kayaking + Burgers + Beer & Wine at Sunset Kayaking + Burgers + Beer & Wine: LivingSocial Original

Dial up the springtime splendor with this offer: a two-hour sunset kayak tour down the Chicago River, followed by a burger cookout, beer and wine, and s'mores. Head to 1501 North Magnolia Avenue, where our team will be waiting to...

Individual or Couples Spa Package with Massage, Body Wrap, and Facial Treatment at Massage Spa & Beyond (Up to 75% Off)

When skin gets dry in cold weather, it flakes off like a snowflake—which would be beautiful if it weren't a disintegrating part of you. Get a flurry of compliments with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a spa pack...

$15 for $30 Worth of Sushi and Japanese Food at Tatami

California rolls celebrate items found deep in the ocean: crab, seaweed, and California in 2032. Enjoy deep-sea tastes with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Sushi and Japanese Food The menu includes Volcano maki rolls with shrim...

$15 for $30 Worth of Boneless Wings, Fries, and Drinks at Wingstop

Eating buffalo wings will set your mouth on fire, finally transforming it into the spicy kiss cavern you always wanted. Pucker up for this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Boneless Wings, Fries, and Drinks Cooks flavor boneless wings...

One or Two Formostar Infrared Body Wraps at No Tan Lines (Up to 69% Off)

A body wrap is just the first step on a path toward renewal—the next is reenacting your own birth in front of your family. Get a fresh start with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one Formorstar infrared body wra...

$10 for $20 Worth of Pizzeria Cuisine at John's Pizzeria Ristorante and Lounge

Dining out with young children can be a challenge, especially when they won't stop playing with their food or mispronouncing "bouillabaisse." Enjoy a family meal with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Pizzeria Cuisine The menu ru...

$39 for Two Luxury Spa Mani-Pedis or One No-Chip Manicure with a Spa Pedicure at Image Nails Skin Beauty ($140 Value)

Like garden weeds, nails continue to grow no matter how frequently you nibble on them. Tend your fingernails with this Groupon. $39 for Two Luxury Spa Mani-Pedis or One No-Chip Manicure with a Spa Pedicure ($140 Value) Luxury mani...

Toe-Fungus Removal for One or Two Feet at Illinois Foot & Ankle Clinic (Up to 67% Off)

Having pretty toes increases your chances of impressing corporate recruiters with a firm footshake. Stand out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $199 for toe-fungus removal for one foot (a $399 value) $299 for toe-fun...

Beer Fest for One on June 15, or Pub Food and Drinks for Two or Four at Elgin Public House (Up to Half Off)

Neighborhoods value their pubs as a place to socialize, just as they value the ends of their rainbows as a place to find extra parking-meter change. Enjoy camaraderie at close proximity with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options ...

$40 for $80 Worth of Boutique Shoes and Apparel at City Soles

Boutiques present a carefully curated selection of clothing, just like the dumpster behind a famous person's house. Find your look with this Groupon. $40 for $80 Worth of Shoes and Apparel Spring and summer wardrobes get a revamp ...

Pontoon-Boat Rental for Up to 12 from Vantage Yacht Club (Half Off). Three Options Available.

Renting a boat gives you a chance to drive a boat, which, in turn, lets you feel a small piece of what it's like to be a boat. Test-drive a new lifestyle with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $199 for a two-hour pontoon-bo...

Downtown Bike Tour + Dinner + Drinks at Bikes + Burgers + Beers: LivingSocial Original

Strap on your riding helmut and get ready to see Chicago in a whole new way with this LivingSocial Original Production: a bike tour through downtown with dinner and drinks. Pay $35 (regularly $55) and join our LivingSocial staff ...

BBQ + Beer + Bluegrass picked by Redd's Apple Ale at BBQ + Beer + Bluegrass: LivingSocial Original

When the weather gets warm, there's little better than delicious grub, crisp drinks, and live music -- except maybe all three at the same time. Score the ultimate springtime surprise with this offer: a barbecue, beer, and bluegrass ...

Scenic Bike Tour + Lunch + Beer at Bikes + Lunch + Beer: LivingSocial Original

Strap on your riding helmet and get ready to see the outdoors in a whole new way with this LivingSocial Original Production: a 25-mile scenic bike tour with lunch and a post-trail beer. Join our LivingSocial staff outside of the ...

Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on Small, Medium, or Large Area at Summit Dermatology and Cosmetic Surgery (Up to 93% Off)

Extra hairs are one of those things that you don't want your friends to see, like your collection of porcelain dolls that you've pasted pictures of their faces on. Erase the evidence with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $...

5 or 10 Open-Play Sessions at FunFlatables (Up to 56% Off)

Bounce houses provide an environmentally friendly way to burn youthful energy, unlike coal-powered swing sets. Encourage eco-conscious exuberance with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for a punch card valid for 5 open...

One or Three 60-Minute Infrared Body Wrap Treatments at Skin by Cindy (Up to 52% Off)

Our environment is filled with toxins, thanks largely to the millions of cars on the road that are powered by venomous snakes. Check your body's filters with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $34 for one infrared body wrap...

Italian Cuisine and Drinks for Two or Four at Mart Anthony's (Half Off)

Dining out leaves you with a full stomach, fond memories, and pockets full of restaurant smell to take home to your kids. Enjoy appetizing aromas with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of Italian cuisine ...

Italian Cuisine for Dinner or Lunch at Ciao Ristorante (Half Off)

Cooking is a labor of love, which explains why so many chefs still pine for the meatball that got away. Taste tender loving care with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of Italian cuisine for dinner $8 for...

Sandwiches and Drinks at Close Up 2 Jazz (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Listening to jazz and drinking wine have become some of man's top recreational activities, just after contemplating infinity and napping in the fridge. Let smooth saxophones entertain you with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Optio...

$45 for 10 Classes at Namaskar YOGA ($130 Value)

Sun salutations help jump-start minds and bodies, much like swimming a few laps in a pool of espresso. Energize with this Groupon. $45 for 10 Yoga Classes ($130 Value) The schedule includes morning, afternoon, and evening sessions...

$15 for $30 Worth of Indian and Nepalese Cuisine at Himalayan Restaurant

Indian cuisine spans a range of flavors: from the spicy taste of vindaloo to the mild taste of rice pudding to the supermild taste of a folded napkin you put all the way in your mouth. Taste real Indian food with this Groupon. $15 ...

$20 for a Chicago History or Riverwalk Sightseeing Tour from Chicago's Finest River Walk Tour (Up to a $50 Value)

A walking tour acquaints you with the city around you, helping you avoid disaster during future scavenger hunts and upcoming bouts of amnesia. Get a few steps closer with this Groupon. $20 for a Chicago History or Riverwalk Sightse...

Terminator Too" Live Parody with Redd's Apple Ale at "Terminator Too"

Everyone's favorite '90s action movie comes back to life with this offer, presented in partnership with Redd's Apple Ale: Snag yourself a seat at Terminator Too, the hilarious interactive live theater parody of the sci-fi blockbuste...

Emerging Artists Concert Series at Concert Series at 918 F Street

In case you missed out on our sold-out shows last year at LivingSocial's 918 F Street, now's your chance to get in on the action and check out some talented groups perform in one of DC's best music spaces. Enter: a new concert serie...

Sunset Kayaking + Appetizers with Redd's Apple Ale at Sunset Kayaking & Apps: LivingSocial Original

True to its glacial roots, Lake Union is the perfect place to slow things down and enjoy a lazy Seattle evening. Head to the lake for this perfectly paced adventure in partnership with Redd's Apple Ale: A guided sunset kayaking tou...

Sunset Kayak + Dinner with Redd's Apple Ale at Sunset Kayak Adventure + Dinner: LivingSocial Original

When you feeling like you're up a creek in our concrete city, hit the open water and relax with this offer: an hour-long inflatable sunset kayak adventure followed by a delicious Mexican-style dinner at Wahoo's Fish Tacos in partner...

Medieval Times: Meal + Show Ticket at Medieval Times

Today's deal offers a feast and courtly entertainment fit for a king: Get an adult ticket to Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament in Schaumburg for $42 ($69 value), or pay $29 ($43 value) for a child's ticket. (Price includes all...

Horseback Riding + Cookout with Redd's Apple Ale at Horseback Riding: LivingSocial Original

Strap on your cowboy boots and get ready for a high falutin' hoedown when you saddle up to this offer for a horseback ride followed by either a catered lunch or a western-style cookout party, complete with round-trip transportation ...

$15 for $30 Worth of Modern European and Romanian Food at Little Bucharest Bistro

Eastern Europe's hearty cuisine is designed to give people the strength to withstand long winters and fights for control of the region's scant remaining vowels. Enjoy international eats with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Moder...

$19 for Brunch for Two with Milkshakes, Iced Tea, or Fresh-Squeezed Orange Juice at Waffles (Up to $36.90 Value)

A meal with friends soothes the soul, much like a mother's hug or a movie about brave dogs learning to read. Enjoy a feel-good feast with this Groupon. $19 for Brunch for Two (Up to $36.90 Total Value) Two waffle, egg, or sandwic...

10 or 20 Fitness Classes at Zen Wellness (Up to 65% Off)

Having other people around makes working out more fun, since otherwise you can’t tell knock-knock jokes while you’re doing it. See who’s there with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $75 for 20 drop in fitness classe...

One-Hour Chicago-Skyline Flight Tour for Two or Three from Eagle Aircraft (Up to 51% Off)

Choose from Two Options $139 for a one-hour Chicago-skyline flight tour for three (a $285 value) $95 for a one-hour Chicago-skyline flight tour for two (a $190 value) Passengers board a Cessna aircraft, take off, and soar toward...

One or Three 50-Minute Massages at Brinka Health and Wellness Center (Up to 67% Off)

A good massage can release stiff muscles, but no matter how hard you try, it can never make your ironing board a passable prom date. Loosen up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $37 for one custom 50-minute Swedish or ...

$10 for $20 Worth of Produce and Prepared Fare at Lemon Tree Grocer

Groceries, like electricity and phone calls to Karl Malone, are a basic living expense. Get the fundamentals with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Groceries and Bistro Fare Produce options include pomegranates ($1.69/lb.), avoca...

One Round of Glow-in-the-Dark Mini Golf for Two or Four at Putting Edge (Up to 55% Off)

Forced to cut its cultural budget or face a total loss of its nation's heritage, Scottish Parliament settled on miniaturizing golf—a fortunate last-minute substitute for miniaturizing kilts. Celebrate the Scots' pared-down pastime...

$29 for a Two-Hour Guided Kayaking Trip with Instruction and Equipment from The Northwest Passage ($60 Value)

Helicopter pilots are in constant danger of action stars climbing aboard their craft and throwing them out; kayakers, however, need only fear falling helicopter pilots. Steer an unstealable vessel with this Groupon. $29 for a Two-H...

One, Three, or Five Microdermabrasion Facials at NevaeH Salon (Up to 73% Off)

Clogged pores cause acne and blemishes and make it harder to absorb your tears into your face for later re-crying. Open up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for one microdermabrasion facial (a $95 value) $85 for th...

Steaks, Seafood, and Salads for Dinner at FoxFire (Half Off). Three Options Available.

If leap-year gossip teaches us anything, it's that everything is juicier when rare. Eat steak with this Groupon. Chose from Three Options $30 for $60 worth of dinner Friday, Saturday, or Monday $30 for $60 worth of dinner Tuesday...

18 Holes of Black-Light Mini Golf for Four, Six, or Eight at Space Golf (Up to 51% Off)

The photographs of Alan Shepard hitting a golf ball on the moon mark the iconic moment just before a space windmill floated past and derailed his ball into a space moat. Keep your eyes on the prize with this Groupon. Choose from Th...

One or Two 14-Inch, Two-Topping Pizzas with Salad at Serino’s Pizzeria and Pub (Up to 55% Off)

Like a sleeping grandparent, a pizza crust retains its integrity no matter how much meat you place on top of it. Decorate a noble structure with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for one 14-inch, two-topping pizza and ...

Laser Vein Removal for One or Both Legs at Northshore Medical Center (Up to 83% Off)

Like the robotics laboratory your parents assembled you in, veins were never meant for you to see. Conceal your components with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for three laser treatments above or below the knee of one...

21 Days or 6 Weeks of Unlimited Boot-Camp Sessions at Fit Body Boot Camp (Up to 85% Off)

Exercise keeps the body in peak condition, which explains the marbleized ThighMaster lying next to Michelangelo's David. Enjoy an anatomical renaissance with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 21 days of unlimited f...

Movie Night with Popcorn for Two or Four at ICE Theaters (Half Off)

Movies take audiences where they could not go otherwise, such as the far reaches of outer space or a kitchen with George Clooney in it. See the stars with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $14 for two movie tickets and two...

18-Hole Round of Golf for Two or Four with Range Balls and Breakfast at Lincoln Oaks Golf Course (Up to 57% Off)

Golf is one of the few sports in which players can compete against themselves, along with paddleball and seeing how many potatoes they can eat. Put yourself to the test with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $55 for a golf ...

$15 for $30 Worth of Japanese Fusion Cuisine at Yuki Hana

Like drums, sushi rolls are cylindrical, are frequently handled with two sticks, and rarely enhance a bad comedy routine. Discover the proper use for edible rolls with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Japanese Fusion Cuisine On ...

One or Three Intravenous Vitamin Treatments at Robledo Medical & Wellness Center (Up to 56% Off)

The body does a fairly good job of keeping itself healthy, but sometimes it needs a little boost from a machine, such as an electric toothbrush or a bald spot polisher. Help your health with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options...

Cooking Class for One, Two, Three, or Four at Raw Vegan Cafe (Up to 56% Off)

Raw food lets natural flavors speak for themselves, unlike cooked cuisine, which always insists on beeping loudly when it's finished in the microwave. Find your own culinary voice with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $25 f...

Three Chemical Peels for the Face, Upper Arms, Upper Chest, or Back at Midwest Health Center (Up to 58% Off)

Skin is one of the most sensitive organs of the body, becoming stressed at the slightest exposure to sun rays or mention of its college sailor tattoos. Soothe your skin with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $99 for three c...

$20 for a 60-Minute Reflexology Treatment with Neck/Shoulder Massage and Ionic Foot Detox at Good Foot Spa ($49 Value)

Without feet, walking would be difficult, dancing would be impossible, and counting to 20 would be a two-man job. Take a stand with this Groupon. $20 for a 60-Minute Reflexology Package ($49 Value) Includes: 30-minute neck, shou...

$159 for an iPod or Auxiliary Input Car-Stereo Integration at PH.D Electronics, Inc. ($350 Value)

There were no repair shops during the early days of the automobile; families simply drove cars until they fell apart and either founded a new city with the car's parts or became skeletons. Revive your ride with this Groupon. $159 f...

Haircut, Blow-Dry, and Style with Optional Partial or Full Highlights at XEX Hair Gallery (Up to 52% Off)

Great haircuts can help bring people out of their shells, much like an evening art class or accidentally sitting on a thumbtack. Surprise yourself with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a haircut, blow-dry, and styl...

Four Weeks of Beginner Tennis Lessons at Oak Brook Racquet & Fitness Club (51% Off). Three Options Available.

Tennis combines the graceful footwork of dancing with the racquet-smashing power of really violent dancing. Take a swing at this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $49 for four weeks of beginner adult tennis lessons (a $99 value)...

60- or 90-Minute Massage at Studio Within Salon/Spa (Up to 56% Off)

A relaxing massage, like receiving a free pass from the doctor's office, can help you feel better about yourself. Engage in some self-prescribed TLC with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute massage (an ...

Skydive for One, Two, or Four at Skydive Horizonz (42% Off)

Choose from Three Options $145 for a skydive for one (a $249 value) $289 for a skydive for two (a $498 value) $575 for a skydive for four (a $996 value)

One or Two Vegan Manicures, or a Vegan Nail-and-Hair Package at Ashley Alwin Hair & Nail Salon (Up to 63% Off)

Fingers are essential to body language, from pointing out the person who mugged you to crushing a cupcake to show that what the mugger did was "not sweet." Pamper your pointers with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $12 for ...

$25 for Bowling for Up to Six with Shoe Rentals, Pizza, and Drinks at Fatman Sports Lounge & Lanes (Up to $145 Value)

The three holes on a bowling ball represent the three phases of bowling: wind-up, release, and genuflection. Send a ball properly on its way with this Groupon. $25 for a Bowling Package for Up to Six (Up to $145 Total Value) Two ...

Spa Package with Optional Hair Services at Allure De Vie Salon & Day Spa (Up to 57% Off). Three Options Available.

Today's modern world, with its plethora of countries, panoply of waterways, and constantly changing laws about what is and what isn't mail fraud, is as confusing as it is stressful. Get a clear definition of relaxation with this Gro...

10 or 20 Indoor or Outdoor Boot-Camp Classes at Urban Athlete (Up to 75% Off)

Boot camps are named for their intensity, being designed to work not only every muscle in the body but the muscles we have in our boots as well. Get a total workout with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 10 boot-ca...

Basketball or Volleyball Clinic or 10 or 15 Adult Fitness Classes at Velocity Sports Performance (Up to 83% Off)

Sweat is your body’s way of cooling off, indicating that an exercise has really burned calories or that you left your stomach oven on. Ignite your inner fires with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for an 8-session ba...

Sausage-Making Class for One or Two at Westminster Hot Dog (61% Off)

Cooks teach by using a hands-on approach, which is more effective than mailing students a box filled with flour, eggs, some matches, and a note that says "cookies?" Get your hands dirty with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options...

One or Three 60-Minute Massages at Bodies in Balance (Up to 59% Off)

A sore back can bar you from traditional bonding activities such as playing catch with your nephew or giving piggyback rides to your tiger. Stay loose with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 60-minute massage (a...

Pedicure with Custom Facial or Swedish Massage at Balance Spa and Fitness at the Palmer House Hilton (Up to 52% Off)

A sore back can make everyday tasks harder, from crawling out of bed in the morning to sewing yourself into the bed at night. Add relaxation to your routine with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for a 50-minute Swedis...

Sweet Shots Level 1 Photography Class for One or Two at Amy Tripple Photography (Up to 52% Off)

Cameras capture special moments more humanely than mousetraps baited with recordings of familial laughter. Learn temporal trapping techniques from a master with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $79 for a Sweet Shots Level...

One or Two Manicures and Pedicures at Mirror Mirror Salon Spa (Up to 52% Off)

Fingers tend to attract more attention than toes, which get hidden every time you put on boots or a centaur costume. Restore the balance with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for one mani-pedi (a $50 value) $48 for tw...

Family-Friendly Comfort Food at Central Kitchen and Tap (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Diners provide energy late at night so that you can finally catch whoever's been throwing those newspapers in your driveway. Order up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of family-friendly comfort food...

Soul Food at Chicago’s Home of Chicken & Waffles (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Southerners are known for their incomparable hospitality, as most visitors to the South can expect a meal, a bed, diction lessons, and an immediate appointment to local office. Sample edible Southern generosity with this Groupon. C...

One or Two 60-Minute Massages with Chiropractic Consultation at Palatine Wellness Group (Up to 58% Off)

Muscles get stressed from simple daily activities such as walking around or shaking hands with your local Hercules. Relax after a tough day with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 60-minute massage (a $70 value)...

Haircut and Moroccanoil Treatment with Optional Partial or Full Highlights at Lucid Salon (Up to 58% Off)

Smoothing out your hair in the morning is a hassle, typically involving haranguing it with a straightening iron or running it through the fingers of a jazz pianist. Simplify your routine with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options...

Craft-Beer or Martini Flights with Burgers for Two or Four at Emerson's Ale House (Up to 55% Off)

Though the "noble experiment" of Prohibition failed, other noble experiments, such as teaching horses how to shoot guns and giving suffrage to any horse that could shoot a gun, were huge successes. Celebrate the failure of the 18th ...

Ghost Tour for Two or Four from Ghost Tours of Naperville (Up to 51% Off)

Ghosts roam the earth to complete unfinished tasks, such as making peace with a loved one or picking up the dry cleaning. Witness the errands of the undead with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a ghost tour for tw...

Three or Five Video to DVD Transfers at Analog Free Media (Up to 69% Off)

It’s nearly impossible to watch old videotapes anymore, now that most people only use their VCRs as sideways toasters. Keep memories crisp with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for three video to DVD transfers (a $...

Two, Four, or Six Microdermabrasion Treatments at AmeriLaser Center (Up to 55% Off)

Like a country's flag, skin eventually crumples due to environmental effects, the passage of time, and bashfulness from too many salutes. Make your epidermis proud again with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $79 for two mi...

$59 for an Vision Exam and $251 Toward a Complete Pair of Prescription Glasses at VZN Eye Care (Up to a $300 Value)

It's important to have regular vision exams so that you can tell if your vision is slipping or if your loved ones are devolving into fuzzy blobs. Stay sharp with this Groupon. $59 for a Vision Exam and $251 Toward One Complete Pair...

10 or 15 Drop-In Fitness Classes at Corefitness Chicago (Up to 80% Off)

Exercise keeps bodies moving in a non-active world, since traveling by car has replaced walking and online banking has replaced hefting around sacks of gold bars. Reintroduce motion into your life with this Groupon. Choose Between ...

Four, Six, or Eight VelaShape Body-Contouring Sessions at Health First Wellness Center (Up to 76% Off)

In ancient Greece, dimpled thighs signified that you’d been blessed by Pogos, the god of pogo sticks. Feel divine with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $199 for four VelaShape body-contouring sessions (an $800 value) $28...

"Disney's Winnie The Pooh": Two Tickets at Kidz Kabaret

Kids always take center stage at Kidz Kabaret in Naperville. See the best young actors the Chicago area has to offer when you pay $12 (regularly $24) for two tickets to "Disney's Winnie The Pooh" at this not-for-profit theatre, held...

Horsemanship Class and a Riding Lesson at Hannaberry Farm (Up to 64% Off). Four Options Available.

Horses are known for their beauty, which is why so many of them are the spokesmen for makeup companies. Ride something pretty with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $49 for a 90-minute Intro to Horses and Horsemanship class ...

Craft Beer and Drinks at Headquarters Beercade (Half Off). Four Options Available.

Arcade games let you experience things that aren’t normally allowed, such as fighting in the streets or eating fruit in a maze. Play by a new set of rules with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $10 for $20 worth of craft ...

Baked Goods and Lunch Food, or Catering at John Dough Bakery (Half Off)

Glass display cases were built to protect fresh baked cakes from coming in contact with dust and wandering fingers. Enjoy what's behind the glass with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $5 for $10 worth of baked goods and...

Mexican Cuisine at La Quesadilla Mexican Grill (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Like any good neighbor, Mexico shares its kitchen cupboard’s ingredients with the United States and lets visitors swim in its gulf. Feast on friendliness with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of Mexica...

$159 for 20 Units of Botox at Spa Forever ($320 Value)

Wrinkles point to humankind's evolutionary history as an exceptionally furless descendant of the shar-pei. Rid your skin of spare lines with this Groupon. $159 for 20 Units of Botox ($320 Value) A registered nurse and a medical di...

$69 for a 50-Minute Couples Massage at The Pink Nail Spa ($150 Value)

Like lawns or children, nails grow whether you're watching them or not. Baby your fingers with this Groupon. $69 for Couples Massage ($150 Value) During the 50-minute massage, massage therapists unknot tense backs and shoulders us...

One or Two Laser Teeth-Whitening Sessions at Whitening Bright Studio (Up to 72% Off)

Like passing out your medical records or carrying your car to work, flashing a bright smile is a good way to show others you're healthy. Look your best with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $169 for two 40-minute laser te...

$30 for $60 Worth of Steak and Seafood for Two or More at Wilmette Chop House

A well-cooked steak is considered the pinnacle of fine dining, since its preparation requires the only seasoning a true chef needs: a hot pile of fire. Discover cooking with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $30 for $60 wo...

Three or Six VelaShape Body-Contouring Treatments at Fusion Medical Spa in Naperville (Up to 88% Off)

Cellulite can obscure the body's natural beauty or the location of Xs on treasure-map tattoos. Find the path to a smooth figure with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $159 for three VelaShape body-contouring treatments ($1...

One or Two No-Chip Manicures at Michael D Anthony's (51% Off)

Like fine marble statues, human bodies must be maintained in order to keep their north sides from growing mossy and their forearms from falling off. Stay chiseled with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for one no-chip ...

$30 for a 60-Minute Therapeutic Massage at Schaffnit Chiropractic & Rehabilitation ($65 Value)

$30 for a 60-Minute Therapeutic Massage ($65 Value) A licensed massage therapist conducts each therapeutic massage, which decreases stress and soreness while boosting circulation and flexibility.

One or Three Private One-Hour Horseback-Riding Lessons at Valley View Acres (Up to Half Off)

Horses boast many advantages over cars: cheaper fuel, better off-roading capability, and much easier to breed. Choose the clear winner with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19.99 for one private one-hour horseback-riding...

3, 6, 12, or 24 Washes and Blowouts at Wax On Wax Off (Up to 59% Off)

Women used to turn down dates by saying they had to stay home and wash their hair, which was true until women won the right to look terrible. Liberate your looks with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $35 for 3 washes and b...

$39 for Two Mani-Pedis at Queen's Nail & Spa ($78 Value)

Getting a manicure is a nice way to treat yourself after accomplishing a big goal, such as scratching your name onto the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Revel in your successes with this Groupon. $39 for Two Mani-Pedis ($78 Value) Durin...

One or Three 60-Minute Tui-na Massage, Cupping, or Acupuncture Treatments at Spring Stream Acupuncture (Up to 51% Off)

Acupuncture treatments can help you maintain a continual flow of energy in the body without having to nap next to an electric fence. Keep energy flowing safely with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $110 for three 60-minut...

$299 for One Syringe of Radiesse at The Aesthetic Plastic Surgery Center of Barrington ($700 Value)

Recent aesthetic advancements have made it much easier to convince bards to wander from town to town praising your beauty. Be an inspiration with this Groupon. $299 for One Syringe of Radiesse ($700 Value) Dr. Bazell injects one s...

Kayak Tour from Urban Kayaks (Up to 52% Off). Four Options Available.

Herbert Hoover won America's hearts and votes when he promised a college-educated chicken in every pot and a kayak in every garage. Get a taste of the American dream with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $34 for a single we...

Southwestern Food and Drinks at Billy Jack's Bar & Grill (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Southwestern cuisine reflects the region for which it's named, with peppers as fiery as the desert heat and steaks as tender as a Vegas bookie's heart. Go West, young taste buds, with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 ...

$59 for One Colon-Hydrotherapy Treatment with a Medical Consultation at Organix Med Spa ($120 Value)

$59 for Colon Hydrotherapy with a Consultation ($120 Value) During a colon-hydrotherapy treatment, a clinician introduces warm, filtered water into the large intestine to soften and loosen embedded waste material and toxins, encour...

Date-Night Cooking Class with Dinner for One or Two at Flip Crêpes (Up to 56% Off)

Making food from scratch typically requires advance preparation, learning a recipe, and your third and final genie wish. Learn to create your own comestibles with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a date-night cook...

$35 for a 60-Minute Massage at HealthSource ($70 Value)

Massages increase flexibility and decrease back pain, helping the body to recover after a long workweek or prepare for a long road trip stowed away inside a neighbor's trunk. Limber up with this Groupon. $35 for a 60-Minute Massage...

Deep-Tissue or Swedish Massage or a Chiropractic Exam and Adjustment at Body Works Health & Wellness (Up to 79% Off)

Like Hawaii, relaxation can be a challenging state to reach. Ensnare elusive serenity with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute deep-tissue or Swedish massage (a $98 value) $49 for one chiropractic exam ...

Three 18-Hole Rounds of Golf with Cart Rental at Carriage Greens Country Club (Up to $237 Value)

Golf has launched many careers, from entrepreneurs capitalizing on a round with a business mogul to golf carts leveraging their expertise into a dream job as a Mars rover. Drive into the cosmos with this Groupon. $99 for Three 18-H...

Dinner for Two or Four, Valid Sunday–Thursday or Friday and Saturday at Gianni's Ristorante & Pizzeria (Up to 57% Off)

The standards for authentic Italian cooking are strict: Neapolitan pizzas must be no more than 14 inches in diameter, olive oil must be extra virgin, and it must all be eaten with your mouth. Bite into authentic Italian with this Gr...

Steak and Seafood at Johnnie Blue (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Fusion cuisine combines the best of both worlds, much like when Jupiter crashes into Mars next year. Let flavors collide with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of steak and seafood $40 for $80 worth of s...

Four Martinis and Two Small Plates, or $ 15 for $ 30 Worth of Tapas and Drinks at Olive Black Martini & Wine Lounge

Tapas are small, which is why you feel so big and powerful when eating them. Feed your forthcoming growth spurt with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for four small martinis and two small plates (up to a $56 value) $1...

Gourmet Food and Drinks at Orange 13 (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Eating together, like being buried up to your necks in the same cube of concrete, keeps families together. Build a solid foundation with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options. $15 for $30 worth of fusion food and drinks, valid...

$99 for Photofacial, Microdermabrasion, and Mask at Spa by Lora ($225 Value)

You can learn a lot about a person just by looking at their face, especially if they tattoo their name and college major onto their cheeks. Make a fresh-faced introduction with this Groupon. $99 for a Photofacial, Microdermabrasion...

Four-Course Persian Dinner for Two or Four with Drinks at Pars Cove (Up to 57% Off)

Group dining fosters engaging conversations and ensures there are enough hands to stage a cutlery puppet show of King Lear. Voice a salad fork’s inner monologue with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89 for a four-course...

$25 for a Party Tray with Sandwiches or Wraps for 8–10 People at Alice's Deli ($60 Value)

Making a good sandwich, like removing a child’s head from between stair balusters, requires delicate handling and a lot of mayonnaise. Marvel at skilled condiment usage with this Groupon. $25 for a Party Tray of Sandwiches or Wra...

10 or 20 Classes at Crossfit Crystal Lake (60% Off)

Cross-training can help any athlete develop a marathoner's endurance, a weight lifter's strength, and a baseball player's toned gum-chewing muscles. Join the big leagues with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $50 for 10 Cr...

$15 for $30 Worth of French Bistro Cuisine for Dinner at Jilly's Cafe

Taking loved ones on dinner dates makes them feel special, much like hiring a loud person to shout their name on the sidewalk. Make your sweetheart swoon with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of French Bistro Cuisine for Dinner The...

$399 for Cool Shaping Body-Contouring Treatment at Nuvita MedSpa ($1,200 Value)

Losing weight ranks among the most challenging tasks in life, second only to winning the pounds back at a carnival game. Slim down with less frustration with this Groupon. $399 for Cool Shaping Body-Contouring Treatment ($1,200 Val...

Ayurvedic Consultation or Facial with Body Treatment at Santhigram Wellness Kerala Ayurveda Center (Up to 62% Off)

It’s easy to get stressed out in today’s always-connected world, especially if you're living inside the walls of someone else's house and stealing their WiFi. Get away from it all with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...

$15 for Two Cocktails and One Appetizer at The Linger Martini Bar (Up to $30 Value)

Every cocktail has it’s own personality: martinis are classy, margaritas are fun, and gin and tonics are bubbly and popular, despite being so transparent. Sip something superlative with this Groupon. $15 for Two Cocktails and One...

Chicago Rush: 2 Tickets at Chicago Rush

The AFL season is finally underway, and you'll be able to catch five-time AFL conference champions the Chicago Rush live with this offer: Pay $30 ($60 value) for two lower corner tickets to a home game at the Allstate Arena in Rosem...

$15 for Movie for Two with Popcorn and Drinks at The New 400 Theaters (Up to $30.50 Off)

Before modern cinema, the term motion picture referred to tossing children’s artwork out the window. Hold on to your finger paintings with this Groupon. $15 for Movie for Two (Up to $30.50 Total Value) Two movie tickets (up to ...

$49 for a Four-Hour DSLR Photo Essentials Class for One at Balanced Exposure in Schaumburg ($225 Value)

Amateur photography often leads to sinister red eyes, cropped faces, and strongly worded cease-and-desist letters from Bigfoot's attorneys. Capture visual mysteries with this Groupon. $49 for a Four-Hour DSLR Photo Essentials Class...

$10 for $20 Worth of Asian Fusion Cuisine for Dinner at Chef Shangri-La in North Riverside

To prepare for Polynesian feasts, hunters search for weeks to catch wild boars in the act of eating apples. Reap the benefits of others' patience with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Asian Fusion Cuisine for Dinner A menu of As...

One or Three 50-Minute Massages or One 80-Minute Massage at Park Ridge Medical Spa (Up to 59% Off)

Most people wait to get a massage until an ache becomes unbearable or the muscle just falls off. Don't leave pains until the last minute with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for one 50-minute Swedish or deep-tissue m...

$75 for a Full Set of Eyelash Extensions at Exquisite Nail Boutique ($150 Value)

The eyes are adept at expressing deep feelings, from the longing gaze that says, “I love you” to the rapid flutters that cry, “It's really dusty in here.” Enhance your emotions with this Groupon. $75 for a Full Set of Eyela...

One or Two Private 60-Minute Golf Lessons or a Half Day of Training from Gil Davis Golf (Up to 66% Off)

Learning something new requires clearing space in your head, which is best accomplished by sneezing out brain cells until you can't remember cursive. Make room for new skills with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for o...

10 or 20 Fitness Classes at Oasis Women's Fitness & Spa (Up to 73% Off)

Bodybuilders visualize lifting a weight before actually lifting it, just as businesswomen visualize leading a meeting before actually riding in on a stallion. Appear majestic with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $34.99 f...

$5 for $10 Worth of Homemade Italian Ice, Ice Cream, and Frozen Yogurt at Anthony’s Italian Ice

Going out for ice cream is a pastime best suited to warmer months, like setting off fireworks or running away from home. Indulge in fair weather fun with this Groupon. $5 for $10 Worth of Frozen Treats All-natural ingredients form...

Champion Hybrid Club, Putter, or Driver and 18-Hole Round of Golf with Cart at Bolingbrook Golf Club (Up to 80% Off)

Golf is so beloved because it combines two of humankind's favorite things--hitting stuff and driving on someone else's lawn. Play through with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89 for one 18-hole round of golf with cart r...

$39 for One-Hour Boudoir Photo Shoot with One Print and 50 Images on CD at Charlie's Angels Photography ($300 Value)

Before cameras, people seeking to leave a legacy could only hope to secure their place in future textbooks by poisoning the emperor. Avoid being a mere footnote with this Groupon. $39 for a Boudoir Photo-Shoot Package ($300 Value) ...

60- or 90-Minute Healing Massage with Reflexology or Hot Stones from Hope JelinekBerry (83% Off)

Massage is a necessary part of athletes' regimens, as it prepares them for the rigors of darting across the field to get away from a weird-looking bug. Calm down with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $40 for a 60-minute h...

60-Minute Swedish Massage for One or Two with Option for 60-Minute Facial at Savon Spa (Up to 58% Off)

Massage therapists are known for their strong hands, which means that the best way to find one is to follow a trail of open pickle jars. Find a helping hand with this Groupon. Choose From Three Options $49 for a choice of a 60-mi...

$10 for $20 Worth of Frozen Yogurt, Smoothies, and Milkshakes at YoGo Station in Oak Park

Frozen yogurt is a guilt-free treat, like a rerun of Cops in which all the criminals learned a lesson and later became librarians. Tell your taste buds to "freeze!" with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Frozen Yogurt, Smoothies, ...

One Capoeira Class for Two or 10 Classes for One at Gingarte Capoeira Chicago (Up to 61% Off)

Martial arts is like dancing: it requires grace and rigorous training, and if you’re good at it, no one will make fun of you for wearing a tutu. Earn the respect of your peers with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 f...

One or Two IPL Photofacials or Fractional Pixel Treatments at Haven Medical Spa (Up to 77% Off)

It is often said that wrinkles are earned, unlike smile lines, which are a bittersweet punishment for experiencing happiness. Face yourself with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for one IPL photofacial or fractional P...

$149 for a Massage, Mini Facials, & Mimosas for 2 on Friday–Sunday or Monday–Thursday at Spa Vargas Wellness($392 Value)

People naturally feel romantic when they're bathed in mood lighting, whether it's the twinkle of fireflies, a full moon in a starry sky, or a slow, glowing flow of lava oozing through a downtown thoroughfare. Heat up the mood with t...

Bistro Food and Wine for Lunch or Dinner at The Cellar Door (Half Off)

Delicately crushing grapes produces sweetly sippable wine, just as delicately crushing ice with pineapple produces the opening sounds of a Jimmy Buffett song. Imbibe delicious byproducts with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Option...

$44 for 18 Holes of Golf for Two with Cart at Tuckaway Golf Club in Crete (Up to $88 Value)

Sports played with spheres are easier to master than rectangular sports, such as Rubik's cubing and throwing bricks into windows. Circle fun with this Groupon. $44 for 18 Holes of Golf for Two with a Cart (Up to $88 Value) Weekday...

One or Two Months of Unlimited Fitness Boot-Camp Classes at Underground Core Fitness (Up to 81% Off)

Going to a boot camp can make you feel like a hardened warrior or just someone who gets pleasure out of the sound of yelling. Feel stronger with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $19 for one month of unlimited fitness boot...

One or Three 60-Minute Swedish Massages at Yoga Now (Up to 57% Off)

It can be tough to relax, between work, family, and the unrealistic nighttime demands of your horse-headed dream boss. Escape with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $109 for three 60-minute Swedish massages (a $255 value) ...

Beer 101 or Mixology 101 Class at Elitte Bartending School (Up to 75% Off)

Like hearts, martini glasses are fragile, full of goodness, and frequently broken. Learn how to live life to the brim with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a Beer 101 classes (a $159 value) $89 for a Mixology 101 ...

One or Three 45-Minute Diamond-Tip Microdermabrasion Treatments at Mind & Body Care in Schaumburg (Up to 62% Off)

The outermost layer of facial skin plays host to a number of imperfections, such as fine lines, acne scarring, and games of connect-the-dots played with beauty marks. Attain a clean slate with today's Groupon to Mind & Body Care...

$55 for a 60-Minute Facial and Foot Scrub at NuVie Skin Care and Wellness Center ($120 Value)

Facials get rid of excess oil so that you can press your face against puppy-store windows without leaving a print. Look good up close with this Groupon. $55 for a 60-Minute Facial and Foot Scrub ($120 Value) The facial treatment h...

30- or 60-Minute Reflexology Foot Massage at Stolen Moments Spa (Half Off)

Choose Between Two Options $22.50 for a 30-minute reflexology foot massage (a $45 value) $32.50 for a 60-minute reflexology foot massage (a $65 value)

Two No-Chip Manicures or One or Two Signature Mani-Pedis at Sugar Fly Studio & Boutique (Up to 51% Off)

Manicures get rid of pesky hangnails, just like tornados get rid of pesky hang gliders. Put fashionable fingers in the forecast with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for two signature mani-pedis (a $90 value) $40 for t...

Spanish Small Plates and Drinks at La Roca Tapas in Arlington Heights (Half Off). Two Options Available.

In tapas-style dining, you share small plates with fellow diners, unlike family-style dining, in which you share a giant spoon with your brothers. Dine in good company with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options at La Roca Tapas ...

$15 for Three $10 Food Vouchers or $5 for $10 Off Your Bill at Beef Villa. Three Locations Available.

Like the motherboard of a smart phone, sausage meat is meant to be encased before it reaches its consumers. Dial “M” for Mmm! with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for three $10 food vouchers $5 for $10 off your b...

One or Two GLO Therapeutics Lactic-Peel Facials at Blade Hair Skin Body (Up to 48% Off)

Your face is the first thing people notice about you, unless a pageboy heralds your every entrance with a jaunty trumpet blast. Decree that your cheeks will henceforth be soft with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $65 for...

$25 for All-You-Can-Eat Sunday Brunch Buffet for Two at Caminito Argentinian Grill ($50 Value)

Argentina and America share many similarities: waves of immigrants built their cities, cowboys roam their hinterlands, and juicy slabs of steak serve as their preferred currency. Cross a culinary cultural divide with this Groupon. ...

One or Three Acupuncture Treatments from Dr. Mark Jones in Joliet (Up to 69% Off)

Acupuncture redirects the flow of energy, just like hooking up a car battery to a pumpkin. Get recharged with this Groupon. Choose between Two Options $35 for one acupuncture session (a $75 value) $69 for three acupuncture sessio...

Custom Suit with Option of Two Dress Shirts and Two Ties, or Three Custom Dress Shirts from Petchburi Avenue (Half Off)

Men's fashion has evolved beyond historical fads such as powdered wigs and tuberculosis. Modernize your style with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $1,280 for a complete custom suit package, including two dress shirts and ...

10 or 20 Fitness Classes at Southside Knockout (Up to 75% Off)

Sweating is an evolved way to cool the body, like rolling around in a pile of air conditioners. Showcase your superiority with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 10 drop-in fitness classes (a $150 value) $75 for 20 ...

Custom Airbrush Tans or UV-Tanning Sessions at Suburban Beach Tan (Up to 64% Off). Two Options Available.

Spray tanning allows you to get tan without going to the beach, a place where you will have to see filthy seagulls tearing apart wigs. Steer clear of Mother Nature's worst creatures with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $...

Mini-Golf, Batting-Cage Tokens, and Hot-Dog Combos for Two or Four at The Hub at Berens Park (Half Off)

Some things are more family friendly when done on a smaller scale, such as playing golf or sinking battleships. Enjoy an activity at its optimal size with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $12 for a sports and hot dog packa...

Wine School: Tasting with Chocolate and Cheese at The Village Cellar

If you're looking to sip, sniff, and swirl like the pros, this offer from The Village Cellar can get you in front of some great grapes. Pay $37 ($75 value) to save your spot in a two-hour tasting class at this wine shop and bar in d...

Locally Sourced Cuisine and Beer for Two or More at Blue Frog's Local 22 (Half Off). Three Options Available.

Food is freshest when it's farmed nearby, except when it's grown in a disgusting pile of dirt. Eat local with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for $30 for two or more during dinner, Sunday through Thursday $15 for $30...

LEGO WeDo Robotics Project and Day-Play Entrance for One, Two, or Four at C&A Robot Factory (Up to 56% Off)

Play time helps kids develop real-world skills, such as sharing and being able to distinguish which portions of the floor are made of lava. Let the good times flow with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $12 for a LEGO WeDo ...

$10 for $20 Worth of Coffee Drinks and Tea at J Bean Coffee Company

Some people can't start the day without a hot cup of coffee and a shower to wash off the remnants of their sleep cocoon. Stir up your morning routine with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Coffee Drinks and Tea Guests relax and s...

$10 for $20 Worth of Italian Cuisine at Parmesans Wood Stone Pizza in Frankfort

To function properly, the human body requires a steady stream of nutrients, sunlight, and compliments from other species about its opposable thumbs. Use your bendable digits to provide yourself with nutrients with this Groupon. $10...

One or Three 60-Minute Facials at Ritzy Blue Spa and Salon (Up to 60% Off)

Facials can help skin build a resistance to everyday air pollutants, which means you can leave your hermetically sealed house and rejoin society. Show off your fresh face with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one...

$10 for 15 Batting-Cage Tokens at Sluggers World Class Sports Bar ($20 Value)

Batting cages remove in-game pressures, such as booing crowds or a mascot acting out the saddest moments of your life. Swing away with this Groupon. $10 for 15 Batting-Cage Tokens ($20 Value) Armed with 15 tokens, customers can ta...

Nine-Hole Round of Golf for Two or Four with Cart Rental at Western Acres Golf Course in Lombard (Up to 52% Off)

Ben Hogan called the pitching wedge "the equalizer" for its ability to rescue players from difficult lies and because he used it to enforce democracy. Add character to your clubs with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $28 ...

Three- or Five-Week Women's Workout Program at WOW Fitness Boot Camp, Higher Level Fitness (Up to 89% Off)

More people than ever are living a sedentary lifestyle: waking up in their racecar beds, driving to work in their racecars, sitting for eight hours in the passenger seats of experimental racecars as men in lab coats slam them into c...

One or Two 60-Minute Massages at Body Bliss Wellness Center (Up to 59% Off)

Like a warm bowl of chicken soup, a massage is comforting, nurturing, and impossible to enjoy with your mother screaming at you to sit up straight. Lie down guiltlessly with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 6...

Movie Package for Two or Four with One Popcorn and One Drink at Keno Drive-In (Up to 49% Off)

Thomas Edison invented the drive-in so he would have a place to take dates picked up in his other invention, the 1958 Chevy Corvette. Make your own movie night with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for a drive-in-movie...

$45 for a Dental Exam, Teeth Cleaning, and X-Rays at Area Dental Practices ($338 Value)

Taking care of your teeth can seem like a chore, but it's nothing compared to flossing the scuba divers out of a whale's baleen. Get a deep cleaning with this Groupon. $45 for a Dental-Exam Package ($338 Value) Dental exam Teeth ...

$50 for $200 Toward a Complete Pair of Prescription Eyeglasses at Pearle Vision

Glasses make you look sophisticated, much like going to the opera or asking to have your expensive champagne "super-sized." Cultivate an air of sophistication with this Groupon. $50 for $200 Toward a Complete Pair of Prescription G...

$15 for $30 Worth of Gourmet Meats, Wisconsin Cheeses, and Specialty Sauces at Deli Direct

Little bites of meat and cheese are a great way to give a party a welcoming atmosphere, especially if you throw them like confetti as each guest arrives. Celebrate deliciously with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Handcrafted M...

Two Perfect 10 Manicures or Two Shellac No-Chip Manicures at Eliza Jane (Up to 52% Off)

People choose their nail-polish shade based on the season, their outfit, or their need to hide unnoticed inside a berry patch. Find a perfect match with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $24 for two Perfect 10 manicures (a...

$15 for $30 Worth of Japanese Food and Drinks at Hokkaido Sushi Hibachi Steak House and Lounge

$15 for $30 Worth of Japanese Food and Drinks The menu includes chicken ($18.25) and certified Angus filet hibachi dinners ($24.50), a shrimp-tempura sushi roll ($7.50), and a Spider roll with tempura soft-shell crab, cucumber, avo...

LPA Custom Facial or Choice of Two Exfoliating Treatments at Lincoln Park Aesthetics (Up to 65% Off)

Skin exfoliation removes dead skin cells and clears the way for the last clue to find the fountain of youth to appear. Reveal your youth with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for an LPA custom facial (a $120 value) $9...

Roller Skating for Two, Four, or Six at Lynwood Roller Rink (Up to 52% Off). Six Options Available.

The frictionless thrill of roller skating is what people seek whenever they skid across linoleum in socks or dive down the county fair's butter slides. Don't let anything slow you down with this Groupon. Choose from Six Options Va...

10 or 20 Group Classes or 3 Private Yoga Classes at P.S. Yoga (Up to 75% Off)

Yoga elongates the body more permanently than a funhouse mirror and less extremely than a ride on the midway taffy pull. Meditate toward a happy medium with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for 10 yoga classes (a $95 v...

$59 for Three Blowouts and One Moroccanoil Mask or René Furterer Scalp Treatment at Teddie Kossof Salon ($125 Value)

A touch of oil can nourish dry, brittle hair—much in the same way that a brown lawn revives when watered with oil. Nourish your skull lawn with this Groupon. $59 for Three Blowouts and One Moroccanoil Mask or René Furterer Scal...

Puerto Rican Dinner with Drinks for Two or Four at Coco Restaurant (Up to 63% Off)

Cut off from the mainland, island communities tend to create unique local cuisine by adapting to the ingredients on hand, as theorized in Charles Darwin's Descent of Ham. Make the natural selection with this Groupon. Choose Between...

One, Two, or Three 60-Minute Torc Plus Body-Contouring Treatments at 7E Fit Spa (Up to 69% Off)

"Losing weight" and "feeling great" have rhymed ever since Congress ordered them to with the Make Life More Perfect Act of 1927. Everything fits with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for one 60-minute Torc Plus body-co...

$69 for a Photography Package with a One-Hour Photo Shoot and Prints at Edward Weiland Photography ($376 Value)

Photographers use fancy terms, such as shutter speed, metering, and clicky metal box that makes time be still. Let pros be pros with this Groupon. $69 for a Photography Package ($376 Value) A one-hour studio or outdoor photo shoo...

$35 for a 60-Minute Massage at Elite Rehab Institute ($70 Value)

Like an important anniversary or a tiptoeing hippo, stress can sneak up on you. Watch your back with this Groupon. $35 for a 60-Minute Massage ($70 Value) A licensed massage therapist uses a combination of Swedish, deep-tissue, an...

Laser Hair Removal for a Small, Medium, Large, or Extra-Large Area at Health First Wellness Center (Up to 93% Off)

Clearing your body of unwanted hair makes your skin smooth enough to convince blind people they're holding a huge baby. Be a big softy with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $129 for six laser hair-removal sessions for a sma...

Hardware and Garden Supplies at Matty K’s Hardware Store (Up to 52% Off)

Hardware stores carry supplies for any home-improvement project, whether it's a new sink for a bathroom renovation or a big net that catches dead birds before they hit your roof. Upgrade your abode with this Groupon. Choose Between...

$15 for $30 Worth of Dry Cleaning at Lakeview Cleaners & Mike's Cleaners

Good hygiene can help you to move up in professional settings, which is why all CEOs sleep in a washing machine. Keep it clean with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Dry Cleaning Techs dry-clean duds such as suits ($9.75), sweate...

Mexican Food for Two or Four at Casa Santiago Mexican Restaurant (Half Off)

Ethnic cuisine makes it possible to taste another country’s culture without having to listen to your fork complain about its jet lag. Treat your flatware to an international feast with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $...

Mexican Meal with Chalupas, Cemitas, and Drinks for Two or Four at Cemitas Puebla (Up to 55% Off)

Though black beans make ideal fillings for tacos, they work slightly less well as fillings for teddy bears and cavities in one's molar. Feast on functional fillings with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $9 for a Mexican me...

Three $10 Vouchers for Pizza, Sandwiches, and Beef or $50 Worth of Catering at Nick’s Pizza & Beef (Half Off)

It's always inadvisable to bite the hand that feeds you, especially since it's usually your own hand and the food is on the fork part anyway. Sink your teeth into this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for three vouchers (a...

$189 for a 2013 Golf VIP Pass with 10 Rounds on Rolling Hills Course at Silver Lake Country Club ($1,145 Value)

The dimples on a golf ball help it fly farther with greater accuracy, just like the dimples on a baby. Improve your long game with this Groupon. $189 for a 2013 Golf VIP Pass ($1,145 Total Value) 10 9-hole rounds on the Rolling H...

$5 for Movie Outing at Studio Movie Grill (Up to $10.25 Value)

Movies provide entertainment for eyes and ears easily bored by the mundane sights and sounds of everyday life with constant high-speed chases and endlessly chatty talking animals. See something exciting with this Groupon. $5 for On...

Pasta-Making Class with Dinner for One or Two at Cooking Fools (Up to 49% Off)

Cooking ability is a highly sought trait in romantic partners, alongside a sense of humor and having their laser vision totally under control. Heat things up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $85 for a pasta-making cl...

$15 for $30 Worth of Italian Food at Aliano's Ristorante

The first European explorers set sail to find new, exotic spices to please their hungry monarchs, but all they discovered were heaps of inedible gold. Broaden your mouth's horizons with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Italian Fo...

One or Two 60-Minute Massages at Botti Chiropractic & Wellness (Up to 59% Off)

Massage therapists are like the mechanics of the human body, recalibrating exhausted muscle groups and replacing broken-down body parts still under warranty. Keep your body humming along with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Option...

One-Night All-Inclusive Stay for One or Two with Optional Massage at Heartland Spa (Up to 51% Off)

For too many Americans, their de facto second home is an office, a car, or that one bear trap they keep falling for. Enjoy a home away from home away from home with this Groupon. Choose From Four Options $199 for a one-night, all...

$77 for Two 60-Minute Swedish/Deep-Tissue Combo Massages at Serene Massage (Up to $170 Value)

The body and the mind have a powerful connection that is easily severed by stress or a guillotine. Reconnect with this Groupon. $77 for Two 60-Minute Swedish/Deep-Tissue Combo Massages (Up to $170 Value) A licensed massage thera...

$29 for Three Hours of Bowling with Shoe Rental for Up to Six at Suburbanite Bowl ($96 Value)

Bowlers usually travel in packs, largely because sticking together prevents them from being sucked into the black hole where knocked-over pins go. Team up and edge your way to the lane with this Groupon. $29 for Bowling for Up to S...

$69 for a Segways at Sunset Tour for Two from Bike and Roll Chicago (Up to $138 value)

Segways have proven to be a safe and popular way to explore a city's skyline, edging out catapult tours and window-washing temp gigs. Let your gaze do the sky scraping with this Groupon. $69 for a Two- to Three-Hour Chicago Segways...

Individual or Couples Spa Package with Massage, Collagen Mask, and Body Scrub at Massage Spa & Beyond (Up to 69% Off)

When skin gets dry in cold weather, it flakes off like a snowflake—which would be beautiful if it weren't a disintegrating part of you. Get a flurry of compliments with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $69 for a spa pack...

$49 for Four Oil Changes at Midas Auto Service & Tire (Up to $99.80 Value)

Proper car maintenance will help a vehicle live longer, just as proper muscle maintenance will help you save a car from drowning. Be a hero with this Groupon. $49 for Four Oil Changes (Up to $99.80 Value) A technician replaces the...

10, 20, or 30 Drop-In Boxing-Fitness Classes at Studio Energia (Up to 74% Off)

Working out in a group means you always have someone to spot you, someone to cheer you on, and someone to rip your shirt for you if your muscles aren't growing fast enough. Find strength in numbers with this Groupon. Choose from Th...

Designer Sunglasses or Prescription Glasses at Wear Eyewear (Up to 75% Off)

Without glasses, people with bad eyesight could never drive a car or tell the difference between a banana and a disgusting fuzzy banana. Sharpen your senses with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $50 for $100 toward design...

4, 8, 16, or 32 Vitamin B12 Injections at 4EverYoungRx (Up to 69% Off)

Like Legos, vitamins are the building blocks that help your body perform better and come in multi-colored tablets to recreate famous buildings after interlocking in your stomach. Seek out a vitamin boost with this Groupon. Choose f...

$149 for a Tandem-Paragliding Flight with a Lesson at Chicago Paragliding ($300 Value)

Flying lets you feel what it’s like to be a bird, even if nobody thinks the way you eat bread is adorable. Soar above them all with this Groupon. $149 for Tandem-Paragliding Flight ($300 Value) Instructors provide lessons in the...

Highlights Packages or Keratin Treatment at Amore Francesca Salon & Spa (Up to 59% Off). Three Options Available.

A hairstyle is often the first thing you notice about other people, unless their pupils have little mouths. See a new look with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $29 for a women’s haircut (up to a $50 value) and a deep-con...

$24 for a Pizza Meal for Up to Four with a Pitcher of Beer and One Appetizer at Cheesie's Pub & Grub (Up to $45 Value)

Offering your friends pizza is a great way to bribe them into helping you with things, like moving or eating the 25 large pizzas that were prank delivered to your house. Dig in with this Groupon. $24 for a Pizza Meal for Up to Four...

Pizza-Making Class for One or Two, or Class for Four with Take-Home Knife at Cooking Skills Academy (Up to 64% Off)

Like becoming a stunt double, learning to cook requires an open mind, a steady hand, and accepting that your Julia Child costume might end up in flames. Don protective gear and grab this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for...

Women's Haircut, Keratin Blowout, or Both at FM Hair Studio (Up to 65% Off)

A haircut is a cheaper way to redefine your image than getting back from India and never shutting up about it. Change things up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a women's haircut (a $75 value) $129 for a class...

$10 Off Your Bill at Häagen-Dazs & Popcorn Palace. Two Options Available.

The cold, creamy texture of ice cream feels great until you have to sit in a pile of it. Savor ice cream inside your body with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $5 for $10 off your bill $15 for three vouchers (a $30 value);...

Mediterranean Tapas for Two or Four at Nia Restaurant (Half Off)

Mediterranean food owes its flavors to the region's abundant natural resources, from the fertile soil where tomatoes and olives grow to the briny seas where most meatballs migrate every summer. Reap the bounty with this Groupon. Ch...

One or Three Custom Facials at Purity MediSpa (Up to 66% Off)

Aestheticians know how to remove dead skin without accidentally uncovering your creepy skeleton. Take a little off the top with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for one facial (up to a $125 value) $129 for three facia...

$28 for Wine Flights and Charcuterie Plate for Two at Rittergut Wine Bar Restaurant & Social Club (Up to $57 Value)

Like hearts, wineglasses are fragile, full of goodness, and frequently broken. Live life to the brim with this Groupon. $28 for Wine-Flight Experience for Two (Up to $57 Total Value) Two white, sparkling, or red wine flights (up ...

One or Four i-Lipo Laser Body-Contouring Treatments at Advanced Laser Body Care Institute (84% Off)

Crafting a well-toned body can be difficult to achieve, much like levitating and making snow angels while levitating. Get closer to at least one of your goals with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for one i-Lipo laser...

One or Three IPL Photofacials at Park Ridge Medical Spa (Up to 89% Off)

A facial rehydrates skin that's been dried out by years of hanging out in the sun or being trapped inside a large, airtight plastic bag. Break out without breaking out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for one IPL...

$20 for $40 Worth of Japanese Food and Drinks at Umi Japanese Restaurant

Master sushi chefs are often capable of performing impressive culinary feats, such as recreating Gustav Klimt paintings with salmon roe or plucking live fish from the ocean with a pair of chopsticks. Sample the fruits of culinary sk...

Pub Food at Maxum Bar & Grill (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Sports and wings go together as naturally as Sports, the seven-time platinum 1983 record from Huey Lewis and the News, and Wings, the long-running NBC sitcom that brought America eight solid seasons of love and laughter. Great thing...

Five- or Three-Hour Photo-Booth Rental Package with Unlimited Prints fromPhotoBooths.com (Up to 59% Off)

A photograph can document a major life event almost as well as a scroll signed in the blood of everyone who attended. Bind your memories with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $525 for a five-hour photo-booth rental package...

$15 for Three Vouchers, Each Good for $10 Off Your Bill at Tony's Subs ($30 Value)

Sandwiches are usually eaten before 1 p.m., when the spell breaks and they turn back into real submarines. Take advantage of the lunch hour with this Groupon. $15 for Three Vouchers ($30 Value); Each Voucher Good for $10 Off Your B...

$20 Off Your Bill or a Five-Visit Punch Card Good for $10 Off Your Bill on Each Visit at Sanfratello's

Italian food often comes in large portions that are great for sharing, just like batches of cookies and opinions about global warming. Pass the dish with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 off your bill $25 for a...

Italian Cuisine for Two or Four at Capri Ristorante (Half Off). Four Options Available.

Dining etiquette dictates that one use a soup spoon for soup, a dessert spoon for dessert soups, and a lobster hammer. Harness multiple courses of utensils with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $15 for $30 worth of Italian ...

Bartending Classes at American Professional Bartending Schools of Illinois (Up to 75% Off). Three Options Available.

Bartenders memorize hundreds of drinks, like the martini, bloody mary, and beer. Become a mix master with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for a 4-hour X-rated mixology course for two (a $160 value) $69 for a 4-hour ho...

$149 for a Helicopter Flying Lesson and Flight from Bachman Aero ($295 Value)

Flying a helicopter can be both thrilling and majestic, especially when they're shredding through vengeful, murderous clouds. Be a vapor decimator with this Groupon. $149 for a Helicopter Flying Lesson and Flight ($295 Value) Duri...

Asian Food and Drinks at Hana Asian Bistro (Up to 53% Off). Three Options Available.

Sweet-and-sour sauce can make a good Asian-style meal even better, as can good company and a waiter who rubs your throat as you chew. Enjoy life’s little pleasures with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for $30 worth ...

Indoor-Paintball Outing for Two, Four, or Eight at O'Hare Paintball Park in Bensenville (Up to 56% Off)

Paintball lets players experience the thrill of combat without placing themselves in harm's way, like winning a game of Risk against a sedated general. Dive into colorful battle with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $30 for...

$20 for $40 Worth of Indian Food and Drinks During Dinner at Saffron

Once said to be worth its weight in gold, saffron's praises have long been sung by kings, pharaohs, and Donovans. Get mad about saffron with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Indian Food and Drinks During Dinner The menu includes...

$20 for $40 Worth of Sushi and Japanese Food at Nori

If humans are mostly made of water, and fish traditionally inhabit water, fish should naturally occur in the human body. Fix this gap in nature's logic with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Sushi and Japanese Food Diners can enj...

$79 for Eight Weeks of Group Swim Lessons for One with Registration at British Swim School ($179 Value)

Swim lessons help you become comfortable in the water, unlike a bathtub repairman who is still hanging around for some reason. Ease into aquatic bliss with this Groupon. $79 for Eight Weeks of Group Swim Lessons for One ($179 Value...

$15 for $30 Worth of Italian Dinner Cuisine at La Notte Due in Darien

The best ingredients are grown without the use of pesticides, as they naturally repel pests by threatening to spoil popular TV dramas that the bugs haven't caught up on. Show good taste with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Itali...

Two Hours of Simulated Golf for Two, or Four Hours of Simulated Golf for Four at Score 18 Indoor Golf (Half Off)

Playing golf outdoors is nearly impossible in the winter, because of the difficulty of finding balls in snowdrifts and lethargic caddies who take shortcuts over semifrozen water hazards. Defrost your best summer skills with this Gro...

PADI Referral, Enriched Air, or Advanced or Full Certification Course Package at Berry Dive Center (Up to 51% Off)

Americans have always been determined to blaze new trails, whether wading through the waist-deep layer of tumbleweed covering Arizona or hacking through the petrified forest of national flags on the moon. Conquer the final frontier,...

$299 for Laser Nail-Fungus Removal on Both Feet at Chicago Podiatrist, Dr. Jeffrey J. Betman and Associates ($900 Value)

For many Americans, nail fungus is the only thing that stands between them and wearing sandals, walking barefoot, or caressing their child's face with their feet. Reconnect with loved ones with this Groupon. $299 for Laser Nail-Fun...

Italian Cuisine and Drinks at Vincitori (Up to 51% Off). Two Options Available.

Pasta is what makes sauce sauce rather than salsa, soup, or a tomato accident. Taste the difference with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of Italian cuisine and drinks for two or more $39 for $80 worth o...

$45 for a Four-Visit Adjustment Package at Chiropractic Centers ($580 Value)

The disks of the spine should be lined up like ducks in a row, not bunched up like ducks fighting over stale hamburger buns. Get your spine single file with this Groupon. $45 for a Four-Visit Chiropractic Package ($580 Total Value)...

Custom Framing at Creative Edge (Up to 66% Off). Three Options Available.

Investing in a good frame shows that you care about a picture more than does sticking it to the wall with a pushpin or remembering what it looks like before you throw it in the fireplace. Make your portraits permanent with this Grou...

One 60-Minute Massage or Three 30-Minute Massages at Gurnee Wellness Group (Up to 51% Off)

Sailors are experts at tying things into knots, which is why they conversely are experts at giving massages. Cry “Relaxation, ho!” with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 60-minute massage ($70 value) $59 fo...

Half- or Full-Day Bike Rental for Two from Lakeshore Bike (Up to 68% Off)

Bikes endure a number of hardships, such as bad weather, rough terrain, and kids putting cards in their spokes to pretend they're a cooler ride. Spend some time on a sturdy two-wheeler with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...

Pizza and Italian Cuisine at Sanfratello’s Pizza (Half Off). Two Options Available.

A pizza is always a welcome sight, even if its pepperonis are arranged in the shape of a scowl. Dig into a truly happy meal with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of pizza and Italian cuisine for two or m...

Admission for Two, Four, or Six to Wonder Works (Half Off)

Without trips to museums, the most exciting thing to happen to most families would be the periodic elections to determine who gets to be Dad that week. Shake things up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $6 for museum ad...

18-Hole Round of Golf for Two or Four with Cart Rental at Salt Creek Golf Club in Wood Dale (Up to Half Off)

Executive golf courses provide on-course recreation in an abridged layout, much like reading the cliff notes of a novel or jet-skiing across a hot tub. Enjoy the unexpected exhilaration of shorter stylings with this Groupon. Choose...

Italian-Inspired Food and Drinks at Nicolino's Trackside (Half Off). Two Options Available

Gambling on an empty stomach is dangerous, much like swimming right after eating or ordering a steak to-go in T. rex country. Wager on a full belly with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of Italian food a...

$30 for Two No-Chip Manicures at Sonia Salon ($60 Value)

Getting your nails done is a quick way to improve your appearance, as is concentrating so hard you become truth itself and your teeth get whiter. Have a transcendent beauty experience with this Groupon. $30 for Two No-Chip Manicure...

$15 for $30 Worth of Sushi and Drinks at Sushi Thaime

Unlike messy single-wrapped burritos, sushi is padded with two taut layers of rice and seaweed, making it easier to eat or launch from a Nerf gun. Enjoy convenient cuisine with this Groupon $15 for $30 Worth of Asian Cuisine and Dr...

$10 for $20 Worth of Bar Food and Drinks at The Shamrock Club

Whether one is in a neighborhood bar or a mannequin shop, a new friend is not far away. Meet a new BFF with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Bar Food and Drinks Classic eats include half-pound charbroiled cheeseburgers ($5.75), ...

Two Weeks or One Month of Lessons with Hand Wraps at Title Boxing Club (Up to 92% Off)

It was Muhammad Ali who famously said, "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, and most importantly, never stop punching the other guy." Build your own fighting philosophy with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $14 for ...

$10 for $20 Worth of Mexican Food at Pepe's Mexican Restaurant

A burrito, like a love letter, is packed with juicy tidbits and is most surprising when left on a pillow. Warm the heart and the tongue with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Mexican Food Traditional Mexican recipes straight from...

One or Three 60-Minute Massages at Back in Line Chiropractic (Up to 59% Off)

Massage therapists tailor their techniques to address stiff necks, sore backs, and arms stuck in the "touchdown" position. Score some relaxation points with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one 60-minute massage a...

$1,499 for a Surgical Upper-Eyelid Lift for Both Eyes at Dr. Memar Dermatology & Cosmetic Surgery ($5,700 Value)

Your eyes are the first thing people see when they look at you, just as your nose is the first thing they sniff. Pass inspection with this Groupon. $1,499 for an Upper-Eyelid Lift for Both Eyes ($5,700 Value) Following a consultat...

Buffet and Collectible March Madness Mug or $20 for $40 Worth of Pub Food at Mahoney's Pub & Grille

Local pubs bring neighbors together, just like murdering a frankenstein. Sharpen your forks for this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for $40 worth of pub food and drinks $15 for a buffet and commemorative college-basketba...

One or Three Classic Facials at Pitroda Medical (Up to 55% Off)

Facials are a great way to show your skin some TLC, much like telling each of your pores how much you love them every night before bed. Feel the love with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one classic facial (a $65...

One, Two, or Three Swedish, Therapeutic, Deep-Tissue, or Hot-Stone Massages at Juarez Chiropractic (Up to 57% Off)

An appointment with a massage therapist is the best way to relieve sore muscles and push aside fears that you’re invisible. Loosen up with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for one 50-minute Swedish, therapeutic, deep...

One or Two Brazilian Waxes at Lamaris Salon & Day Spa (Up to 51% Off)

Hair only looks at home when growing from the top of heads or the grille of a British luxury automobile. Keep hair where it belongs with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for one Brazilian wax (a $50+ value) $49 for tw...

$15 for $30 Worth of Asian-Fusion Dinner at Musashi Sushi & Grill (Half Off)

In America, Japan is thought of as the birthplace of sushi and the country that kind of looks like a shrimp. Learn more about the world with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Sushi and Asian-Fusion Dinner and Drinks Dishes on the...

Pub Food and Drinks at Old Towne Pub and Eatery (Half Off). Two Options Available.

The laid-back atmosphere of a pub is conducive to first dates and the resolution of neighborly disputes over who owns the meteorite that landed on the sidewalk. Share an amiable pint with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options ...

$20 for $40 Worth of Craft Beers and Merchandise at Wise Fools Pub

Live music is a huge improvement on canned music, which takes up valuable pantry space and often spoils into noxious free jazz. Keep it fresh with this Groupon. $20 for $40 Worth of Craft Beers and Merchandise Groupon holders are ...

Haircut and Paraffin Hand Treatment with Optional Partial or Full Highlights at Desdimi Gallery Salon (Up to 65% Off)

Going too long between haircuts can result in lots of split ends, which makes it hard to count how many hairs you have so you can finally go to sleep. Manage your mane with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a haircu...

$32 for a One-Hour Therapeutic Massage at Integrated Physical Medicine ($65 Value)

Getting a massage is a fun, relaxing, and easy way to have something in common with history's most despotically lavish kings. Get the royal treatment with this Groupon. $32 for a One-Hour Therapeutic Massage ($65 Value) Licensed m...

One or Three 60-Minute Therapeutic Massages at Lifetime Health and Wellness Clinic (Up to 56% Off)

Everyone loves massages, so it would be cool if they did a movie where massages were outlawed and the hero had to hit a big computer with a sledgehammer to destroy the government and get them back. Give this Groupon the green light....

6 or 10 Dance Classes at Visceral Dance Center (Up to 65% Off)

Dance conveys thoughts without words, which is helpful when you have strong feelings or want to discuss how much wood woodchucks could chuck. Say it the right way with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for 6 dance clas...

$12 for $25 Worth of Indian Food and Drinks at Indian Garden

Restaurants introduce diners to the flavors that define a country's cuisine with more authenticity than scratch-and-sniff travel brochures. Book passage for your taste buds with this Groupon. $12 for $25 Worth of Indian Food and Dr...

10 or 15 Drop-In Yoga Classes at A Relaxed You (Up to 69% Off)