Your fledgling soccer enthusiast is using your poor dog as a substitute defender in your dining room. Before Fido's nerves are completely frayed, leash today's deal from Soccer Shots. Pay $55 for a 12-week community park soccer program for children between the ages of 3 and 6 (a $120 value). With locations in St. Augustine, Jacksonville, Jacksonville Beach, and Neptune Beach, this non-competitive camp will hone your munchkin's dreary but dogged dribbling into more Beckham-like ball handling. This program -- held from September 12 through December 5 -- focuses on teamwork, sharing, respect, and individual player development in a footloose and fun environment. When your tiny tot enjoys an (outdoor) activity with his peers, you'll be able to put your ball-playing pup at ease.